Buy all your cotton goods here, ladies and gentlemen!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
This sounds suspicious.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Well, I was looking for the hemp shop, but could use some boxers. Got anything in Egyptian?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: This sounds suspicious.
You cast doubt on me now, but I have reason to suspect cotton sales on Legion World to reach an all-time high in the near future!
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Hmmm, a clue.
Event which would cause a sudden increase in cotton sales: Pajama Party KKK meeting Costume Order by Doesn't Chafe Lad Cover-Up Law passed on Winath
(and I getting close?)
Colloso Boy (or micro lad whatever they're calling him) has an ear ache
I GOT IT!!!! Vi had been hiding in Micro Lad's Ear!
I'm so smart
hmm, or his boxers...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
No more spandex?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
[50 Cent]
He'll take you to the Cotton Shop...
[50 Cent]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Yes, I'd like a bale and a half of your finest cotton.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I hope everyone's cotton needs are being met!
And remember... cotton makes a great gift!
Posted by Darcy on :
Cotton?
Does this include candy cotton?
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Ester probably means "caught in", as in "...a bear trap" or "...the well" or whatnot.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
In the modern world, shouldn't this be a China Shop?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You know I'm a traditionalist when it comes to these things, Nightie!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: You cast doubt on me now, but I have reason to suspect cotton sales on Legion World to reach an all-time high in the near future!
Funny, I haven't called for a Calamity rehearsal...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Cotton futures look due for an upswing. Maybe we should get in on the ground floor now.
[ June 22, 2005, 02:04 AM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Is it the near future yet?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I blame the parents, really.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I demand boxer briefs in all the colors of a crayola box (the BIG one!!) made from only the finest of cottons and dyed with the most expensive of dyes!!
[ June 25, 2005, 02:16 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
We have boxer-briefs available in each of the following colors:
Almond Antique Brass Apricot Aquamarine Asparagus Atomic Tangerine Banana Mania Beaver Bittersweet Black Blue Blue Bell Blue Green Blue Violet Brick Red Brink Pink Brown Burnt Orange Burnt Sienna Cadet Blue Canary Caribbean Green Carnation Pink Cerise Cerulean Chestnut Copper Cornflower Cotton Candy Cranberry Dandelion Denim Desert Sand Eggplant Electric Lime Fern Forest Green Fuchsia Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown Gold Goldenrod Granny Smith Apple Gray Green Green Yellow Hot Magenta Inch Worm Indigo Jazzberry Jam Jungle Green Laser Lemon Lavender Macaroni and Cheese Magenta Mahogany Manatee Mango Tango Maroon Mauvelous Melon Midnight Blue Mountain Meadow Navy Blue Neon Carrot Olive Green Orange Orchid Outer Space Outrageous Orange Pacific Blue Peach Periwinkle Pig Pink Pine Green Pink Flamingo Plum Purple Heart Purple Mountain's Majesty Purple Pizzazz Radical Red Raw Sienna Razzle Dazzle Rose Razzmatazz Red Red Orange Red Violet Robin's Egg Blue Royal Purple Salmon Scarlet Screamin’ Green Sea Green Sepia Shadow Shamrock Shocking Pink Silver Sky Blue Spring Green Sunglow Sunset Orange Tan Tickle Me Pink Timber Wolf Torch Red Tropical Rain Forest Tumbleweed Turquoise Blue Unmellow Yellow Violet Red Vivid Tangerine Vivid Violet Wild Blue Yonder Wild Strawberry Wild Watermelon Wisteria Yellow Yellow Green Yellow Orange
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Is it the near future yet?
No, silly, it's the present!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Jillikers! I'm not sure how good I'll look in beaver, but carpe diem!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: No, silly, it's the present!
It's all free, then? Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think putting you in beaver would make more of a difference than you realize. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I'd like a pair, but I don't know what color to choose. What would you recommend, oh calamitous one?
And if I may ask, are you getting this cotton from plants? I've heard rumors that there's an illegal ranch producing cotton from the tails of fluffy rabbits... from space!
Posted by Dedman on :
Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown?!?!?!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
And if I may ask, are you getting this cotton from plants?
quote:Originally posted by Dedman: Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown?!?!?!
Was this a recommendation for IB?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Eh... I don't think that would be a good color for me, would it?
Posted by antacidlass on :
ROTFLMAO @ colour names
Posted by matlock on :
What about plaid boxers? Plaid makes me the man I am. Also, do you offer anything in a cotton/poly blend? I'll trade fashion demerits for not having to iron.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
We're discounting everything to celebrate the important role the Super-Cotton Fields of Greg Evigan Island played in the recent defeat of the Red Bee!
Posted by Spellbinder on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I'd like a pair, but I don't know what color to choose. What would you recommend, oh calamitous one?
I don't know about the color, but nylon or fishnet ones would be appropriate, IBSweetie Posted by Disco Ded on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: We're discounting everything to celebrate the important role the Super-Cotton Fields of Greg Evigan Island played in the recent defeat of the Red Bee!
Fantastic!!!! I need a new cowl and cloak so I can get out of this disco jumpsuit!!! In black of course.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Sure you don't want it in Screamin' Green or Mango Tango?
Posted by Disco Ded on :
interesting proposition, but it kinda ruins the image Posted by Arachne on :
Can I see a sample of Timber Wolf?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote: Originally posted by Spellbinder:
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I'd like a pair, but I don't know what color to choose. What would you recommend, oh calamitous one? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't know about the color, but nylon or fishnet ones would be appropriate, IBSweetie
They might look good, but the draft is something I'm not quite comfortable with
Of course, I'll wear them to your birthday ball, just for you Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Can I see a sample of Timber Wolf?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I believe Asparagus may be the new color for my super-boxers underneath my heroic costume!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Asparagus it is!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Where's the beaver?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Beaver:
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
How about Pacific Blue and Pine Green?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Is the Cotton Shop still open for business?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
EDE's Cotton Shop will soon be staging it's going out of business sale! I'll be converting to EDE's Leather Goods and Glassware Shop this summer!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did the cotton fields of Greg Evignan Island have a bad season? They were extremely useful in defeating the Red Bee--I was hoping we could rely on them if he should ever escape again!
*gasp!*
Mark my words--this is not good at all!
Posted by Calamity Monkey on :
Eryk Davis Ester, greetings great one.
I am here to discuss matter of great importance, mainly to myself.
For I feel that in running for LMB Leader, I must cast away any sense of 'pet' or 'sidekick' and show that I can stand on my own two feet, even if I prefer to hang from a tree.
Thus, though it pains me greatly, I must beg your pardon, and strip away my title of 'Calamity'. You will always be a hero to me, a beacon of hope and a king among men. Though you are beloved among all Alt IDs and all animals on Legion World, I have always held you higher than my peers, for you showed me the light when many would cast me aside.
Warily now, but with great optimism, do I cast away the title "Calamity Monkey" and take a new title, "Liberty Monkey", so that I can do my part in helping the LMB and Legion World grow.
Though your adventures will be many, and at times your trials be hard, I hope you will one day have the rest you so richly deserve on Greg Evignan Island, and I hope that I will be there too.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! What will I do without Calamity Monkey being Bear to my BJ?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*biting tongue*
Talk about a set-up line... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I demand EDE turn his Cotton Shop into an election campaign center focusing on getting Fat Cramer's hat to run for Leader!
Other topics of discussion will include how heroic and legendary I am, and how much the citizens of Legion World adore me!
[ November 17, 2006, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Legolas on :
Ah, an abandoned clothier!
A perfect place to leave a false trail...
(From a bolt of cloth, snips together a life-size cutout of himself. With a bit of magick, it animates. Legolas breathes his own magical trace onto it)
Cloth, cloth, shaped myself Do thine task to save this elf Those who would hunt aft' me Shall naught but follow thee
Now go! Go off into the streets of this tiresome world!
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Three figures appear in the cotton shop.
Curley
Larry
and Moe
Moe: "Okay you two spread out... this place stinks of elf. Either he's here or he's nearby."
Curley: "Hey Moe, Lookit this..."
<Holds up the bolt of cloth with the Legolas shaped cut-out.>
Larry: "What could that be?"
Moe: "Are you two ignoramuses stupid or what?"
Curley & Larry together: "What?"
Moe: "It's obvious, you numbskulls! The elf went thru here so fast that he ran right thru that bolt of cloth. Look outside..."
<Curley goes to the front door and sticks his head outside.>
Curley: "Hey, Hey... There he is, just a walkin down the street!"
Moe: "Get him!"
Posted by Sir Roy on :
<enters>
Greetings sentients! I come to see the owner of this establishment, Eryk Davis Ester.
I, Sir Roy, represent the Office of Security on Legion World, and we are visiting all the local establishments in the downtown Legionopolis area of Legion World. In my hands I have a petition we would like to have signed.
You see, Legion World's security is constantly at risk, and our Chief has plans to expand Legion World's security. Unfortunately he does not have the budget to pay for his enhancements, and therefore would like to install a tax on the business owners of Legion World to pay for this.
I think you can agree this is a good idea, and we would like you to sign. Once it has the necessary signatures, we will put it in front of the Legion World Founders.
<hands papers>
I can wait here if you wish to read before signing.
Posted by Sir Roy on :
<kicks the door in, off the hinges>
Enough! If the citizenry of Legion World doesn't wish to be protected, then the will know what it is to be unsafe!
<begins destroying everything, smashing in the walls and kicking over desks>
Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
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interesting proposition, but it kinda ruins the image ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
