Will it polarize Legion world into two camps? Or will a third opinion form?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I don't know, but I think this thread is a bad idea...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You mean "Tales of Duncan" don't you. Will it pit dog lovers against cat lovers? Maybe it's time for more pictures of the cutest puppy on the west coast. Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Will there be a Cobalt (Cosmic Boy) Kid faction, and a Reboot (Brainy, or closest thing we have to someone with wires dangling from his head) faction? And who shall lead the new, mystery faction? And what shall I wear to the confrontation?
A girl likes to know details ahead of time. I can't just pull together my alliances and a great outfit at the drop of a gauntlet Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Really, Princess! If your boobs are that big, no one will notice what you wear. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Cobalt and Reboot warring against one another! What is the board coming to? Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Really, Princess! If your boobs are that big, no one will notice what you wear.
I'm more than just a set of great boobs. I also have nice legs and a killer ass Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And I have the negatives to prove it Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
I can't wait for the new paparazzi laws Posted by Fat Cramer on :
By the way, what will you be wearing? Some people do notice these things.
I'd like to join the side that goes to the better restaurants.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers! This thread isn't nearly controversial enough!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Maybe it should be like basketball games when I was a kid. Shirts vs. skins. Guess which team won't have a lot of ladies. (Or maybe it will. )
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
let me guess, i get picked last.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: By the way, what will you be wearing? Some people do notice these things.
I'm not sure. I've decided that the armor breastplate I've been wearing is very uncomfortable, which is a shame since it looks stunning when it's all shiny. And I feel almost naked without my trademark plunging neckline. So, I suppose it's back to the seamstress for me.
It's so hard to find something feminine, regal, AND will wear well in the midst of all out war.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
For the sake of controversy, and even though it pains me to say it, I think we should continue to discuss me!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Since you demand it, Cobie, let's discuss the cute pictures of you in Faraway's visit to America thread. 'Specially that one of you in your Maid of the Mist finery. Very controversial color choice, but it did accentuate the natural highlights in your hair. And did I see a dimple? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And now I have a cute pic of myself in the middle of drinking a beer--sure to be controversial!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: let me guess, i get picked last.
No, that would be me. But I never minded that.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
For the sake of controversy, and even though it pains me to say it, I think we should continue to discuss me!
I wonder how long we can keep Cobie thinking that we're discussing him, when in fact we're discussing more important things like the Princess' wardrobe.
[ June 21, 2005, 08:13 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Cobie Cakes is so familiar with my wardrobe that he'll feel like we're talking about him Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Cobie Cakes is so familiar with my wardrobe that he'll feel like we're talking about him
You really should not let him keep trying your outfits on, Princess.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
It does stretch them out... at least, in different places than I stretch them out Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It's not my fault that I'm so dissoriented when I'm getting dressed in the mornings at the Embassy...I'm usually very tired Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That would explain the pale pink satin teddy with the faux fur trim and the matching stilleto pumps I saw you in on SHAKES pool deck last weekend. Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
When you've got legs like Cobie's, you wanna show them off Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
To be honest, that was just Giant Robotic Lesbian and myself having a stilleto pump racing contest to see who would fall over first.
Er...no explanation will be good enough for the pink satin teddy...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Cobie! I told you you had to be dressed in "White Satin" to perform that incantation!
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Er...no explanation will be good enough for the pink satin teddy...
It matched the pumps?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Why do so many threads on the MMB devolve into a discussion of Cobie's cross-dressing? Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
*peeking into Cobie's closet. Pulling out mint green chiffon evening dress* I see Cobie has been raiding Pov's closet.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
We're all about Legends Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: And now I have a cute pic of myself in the middle of drinking a beer--sure to be controversial!
And just how controversial is this young man.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Mmmmmm... that pic makes me... thirsty Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
He looks so innocent. But then again, he is standing under the platypus (or beaver, whatever)-- and you all know what that means ....
Posted by MLLASH on :
I love this picture!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That picture is the best sum of my personality ever on camera!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If only you were groping a sweet young thing while reading a comic book, then it would be perfect
[ June 22, 2005, 09:26 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Oddly enough, that's what he was doing to that girl just behind him only seconds before the picture was taken. Hence his look of surprise at turning around to see a camera on him Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Oh and those droplets on my shirt are rain, I tell you!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I've hesitated to post this, because it might be too controversial, but that looks like Low Sodium Caffeine-Free Diet Dr. Pepper in your mug...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: I've hesitated to post this, because it might be too controversial, but that looks like Low Sodium Caffeine-Free Diet Dr. Pepper in your mug...
But I say it is High Sodium Caffeine-Free Diet Dr. Pepper
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Once you lose the caffeine and sugar, does it really matter how much sodium is in it? Posted by Arachne on :
[Puts salt in Cru's sugar bowl]
Right you are! Posted by BrianT on :
Hi Quislet,
Tell me, where did u get the rad icon Of Colossal Boy from?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Now for something even more controversial: who looks better in pink satin, Cobie or Cru?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
In dazzling pink satin (expecially with faux fur trim and matching stilleto pumps), they're practically indistinguishable. Posted by Spellbinder on :
I wouldn't say that, dear
<adjusts ample bosom>
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I think it depends on how revealing the outfit is. But I don't know; the Her Majesty's ample bosom makes it hard to think straight.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Seeing Cobie in that outfit and I am not thinking straight either Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by Spellbinder on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I think it depends on how revealing the outfit is. But I don't know; the Her Majesty's ample bosom makes it hard to think straight.
You little sweetie, you. Why don't you stop by the Embassy for a swim sometime? Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Would right now be a good time?
Posted by Spellbinder on :
You may want to give me time to build a new Embassy. It's been a bad day Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
We could always take time off and use the pool in the Security Office. Or a plain old bathtub, for that matter.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Spellbinder: Oddly enough, that's what he was doing to that girl just behind him only seconds before the picture was taken. Hence his look of surprise at turning around to see a camera on him
You mean something like this your highness And dont Gigi look like shes enjoying it. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Now I don't know who's more controversial - Cobie or the Princess.
The Princess does look better in the tabloids, though.
Posted by Dedman on :
i refuse to take part in this controversy!!!!
Posted by Kent of Shakespeare on :
How little changes in half a year... except Cobie's chromosomes, that is.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
How does one get a good/bad rep in Legion World? Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: How does one get a good/bad rep in Legion World?
Hard work
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I am surprized that this thread hasn't ended up as a flame war like so many threads here on Legion world end up as.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I am surprized that this thread hasn't ended up as a flame war like so many threads here on Legion world end up as.
That's the most preposterous, ill-conceived notion ever expressed on Legion World!! That's it. I'M OUTTA HERE!!
...until tomorrow... Posted by disaster boy on :
burn beyotches BURN!!!!
bwahahahahahahaha
(actually i've never been in a flame war nor do i know how to particpate in one)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: I am surprized that this thread hasn't ended up as a flame war like so many threads here on Legion world end up as.
That's the most preposterous, ill-conceived notion ever expressed on Legion World!! That's it. I'M OUTTA HERE!!
...until tomorrow...
Oh you'll be back. And I'll be here to teach you a thing or two.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I can't believe Cobie cross-dresses...I look at his face and I think what a nice, clean-cut young dude he is Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
LAM,
This thread is controversial enough without bringing Cobie's cross-dressing into it. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You should see me in my Robin costume (the Dick Grayson one!)
Posted by Spellbinder on :
It's not as interesting as your Vampirella costume Posted by Harbinger Girl on :
I thought you particularly suited the li'l Bo Peep shepherdess look Des, the crook was a good touch
But back on with the controversy - Dream Girl was an ill conceived character that deserved to die a horrid death Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ma Hunkel is the true enemy of Infinite Crisis and deserves to be hurled into the sun!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Harbinger Girl: I thought you particularly suited the li'l Bo Peep shepherdess look Des, the crook was a good touch
But back on with the controversy - Dream Girl was an ill conceived character that deserved to die a horrid death
She wasn't ill-conceived -- it was just that Kitson's depiction of her was so lame, you couldn't appreciate her character. Nevertheless, good riddance Dream Girl. Maybe Vi and Shady will be next!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Kill Vi!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There is no Vi. Only Atom Girl
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Actually, Atom Girl is dead. The person we saw in issue #12 was really Yera Allon.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Ha! Had you fooled. That is really Proty posing as Yera Allon
Posted by Arachne on :
I sense a love triangle with Micro Lad, Proty/Yera and Saturn Girl.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I think what the Legion book needs is to borrow the look and feel of All-Star Batman and Robin.
Posted by disaster boy on :
the legion needs rob liefield as its penciller.
and john byrne as its writer.
...and to be funded by pat robertson.
[ January 06, 2006, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: disaster boy ]
Posted by Harbinger Girl on :
you mean it isn't?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by disaster boy: and john byrne as its writer.
Some of us still aren't convinced that Legion on the Run WASN'T written by ol' big-head.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Was I wise to ditch the Legion after the Blight stories?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No.
Because that means you missed "Foundations", which was the greatest Legion story ever told by anybody anywhere.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Not to mention the greatest Legionnaire of them all: Jarth.
Posted by Pov on :
I thought it was Proty.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
As good as Jarth and Proty were - and they were good - there is one that outshines them both: Bouncing Boy.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
But truly, all three are a triumvirate of the Legion's best, with only each other as peers.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Still the most controversial thread on this board? U DECIDE!
to you Proty, old buddy!
Coming Soon: Proty Unleashed! by Byrne, Liefield and Hilton (Paris, that is).
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(We'll always have Paris.)
I think Didio's idea to have a Legion on the Run become the new model for all LSH stories to come is a sheer stroke of brilliance.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You guys have drifted from the topic of this thread.
Which is whether the thread itself will polarize Legion World into two fanatical camps or whether a mollifying third camp will emerge.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I swear, if there's a fanatical camp and I'm in the opposing one, I promise to destroy the opposition using whatever bloody trick I know!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Mollification is the Legion World Way. OR it should be.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
OK Molly Cramer.
Yours,
Molly, Esq.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
At least Outdoor Miner posts in this thread.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Mollification is the Legion World Way. OR it should be.
Desmond & Molly were sung by the glorious bards of our past, John, Paul, George and Ringo.
I'd watch out all you mollified LMBers. Market places, singing in a band and evil children may await thee.
In other news, if Miner posts to this thread and not the other, I will help create a fanatical camp to destroy half of Legion World.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You know... this thread has really sucked since its revival. Bumping it was a mistake.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
All people who wear hats should register with our government. Refusals should result in being imprisoned in our new super-prison...with sharks! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Any more calls for Mollification will be met with me releasing my secret army of robotic Molly Ringwalds onto Legion World!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Any more calls for Mollification will be met with me releasing my secret army of robotic Molly Ringwalds onto Legion World!
Understood Molly Prime
[ January 11, 2007, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I swear, if there's a fanatical camp and I'm in the opposing one, I promise to destroy the opposition using whatever bloody trick I know!
After mating with it, of course.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That goes without saying Molly Shakespeare
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Right-o, Quismoll!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Actually it is Molly, Esq., LardMoll
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Nah...Quismoll (or Quismoll, Esq.) is better! Posted by Kid Prime on :
I demand many Molly Ringwald avatars to celebrate this Mollification! We could have a Molly Quislet avatar, an avatar of Molly in a nelly green hat, etc...
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Pepto Quismoll?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Unfortunately, history revealed that Molly Ringwald was one of the greatest villains of the 20th/21st centuries. The mere mention of her often makes babies cry and puppies pee themselves.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
CoMolly Kid,
Ms. Ringwald was framed by Dr. Double X as shown in Batman #253
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It turns out that Rob Lowe was responsible for the framing of Molly Ringwald. He did it between making sex tapes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I see Molly Prime figured out Dr. Double X's secret identity.
Posted by Vee on :
Well, I heard he did it while making sex tapes! Posted by LARDLAD on :
Whuh? Did I hear someone say "sex tapes"? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
old news. Late 80s, man.
But Rob Double-X did not fabricate Molly Ringwald's Al Queda ties.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
No, Ally Sheedy did that.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Well, Ms. Sheedy had good reasons to do that, Outdoor Molly.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wonder if Molly Cramer is satisfied with the mollification of Legion World going on in this thread?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Good golly Miss Molly!
Have we drifted away from controversy, though?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It's the effect of all this Mollifying, Molly Shakespeare
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Everybody likes to be mollycoddled once in a while but controversy is probably healthier. Not that I'm trying to controversial or anything.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Well, Ms. Sheedy had good reasons to do that, Outdoor Molly.
Name thirty.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Well, Ms. Sheedy had good reasons to do that, Outdoor Molly.
Name thirty.
1) It was very demoralizing for Al-Queda to think that Molly Ringwald was helping them.
2) It helped establish Ms. Ringwald's cover story when she infiltrated Al-Queda
3) She was acting under orders from Donald Rumsfeld
4) It was the only way to get her own name back in the papers
5) It distracted the public from the 2006 elections
6) Now the rumors of Judd Nelson infiltrating Al-Queda would not be believed
7) There is no reason number 7
8) Molly asked her to so as to bury the story of her affair with Cobalt Kid
9) Ms. Sheedy could not otherwise prove that Ms. Ringwald was "one of the greatest villains of the 20th/21st centuries"
10) As publicity for "You're the One That I Want"
11) I could use some help here. Making up...er I mean relating the 30 reasons isn't as easy as it looks
12) It's all Clinton's/Bush's (take your pick) fault
13) Did you know that it has been 21 years since "The Breakfast Club" was released?
14) Anthony Michael Hall was going to break the made up story first and Ms. Sheedy had to beat him to the punch. The little snort.
15) Are we at the half way point already?
16) Quote Ms. Sheedy "Well, all day long at school I hear how great Molly is at this or how wonderful Molly did that! Molly, Molly, Molly!"
17) "Maid to Order" really messed her up
18) Caroline laughs and It's raining all day She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place In the side of our lives Where nothing is Ever put straight She turns herself round And she smiles and she says 'This is it'
'That's the end of the joke' And loses herself In her dreaming and sleep And her lovers walk Through in their coats
Pretty in pink Isn't she? Pretty in pink Isn't she?
19) Wasn't that a great song?
20) Why did Outdoor Miner say "30"?
21) I suppose I should be glad he didn't say "50"
22) I blame myself for using the word "mollifying"
23) I blame Cobalt Kid for resurrecting this thread
24) Are those really reasons for Ally Sheedy to fabricate a link between Molly Ringwald and Al-Queda?
25) We are in the home stretch now
26) Jon Cryer aka Duckie stars in "Two and a Half Men" with Charlie Sheen, who is the brother of Emilio Estervez, who starred with both Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald in "The Breakfast Club"
27) Gee Kevin Bacon doesn't appear in that chain
28) Do you think Molly Ringwald would star in a television show about Al-Queda?
29) Should such a show be a comedy or drama?
30) Would you watch such a show if it also starred Ally Sheedy?
Is that enough reasons for you, Outdoor Miner?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Is that enough reasons for you, Outdoor Miner?
You had me at "I blame Cobalt Kid".
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Is that enough reasons for you, Outdoor Miner?
You had me at "I blame Cobalt Kid".
I should have used that one earlier then.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Yeah, I kinda stopped reading after that.
Are the other ones any good?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
That depends on your definition of "good"
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
#25 is pretty good. "We are in the home stretch now" could be applied to explain just about any situation.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So...Judd Nelson isn't a terrorist? I'm not convinced yet. I feel he still has to answer for certain crimes, the least of which are the ones against Brooke Shield.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You can't blame Judd Nelson for "Suddenly Susan"
Posted by Lad Boy on :
No need to, since we can blame Cobalt Kid.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Aha! Well, I admit, I tricked Brooke Shields into signing on for Suddenly Susan after she kept calling me endlessly and wondering why I wasn't returning her phone calls.
Judd Nelson, on the other hand, was an agent of evil all along.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Lord knows how Kathy Griffin fits into all of this.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Isn't Ms. Griffin one of Cobie's time-flung love children?
Posted by Kid Cobalt on :
Her mother is none other than a young Cruella Deville, who I had to seduce to save all those pesky dalmations!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
as a male or female?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Isn't Ms. Griffin one of Cobie's time-flung love children?
Explains a lot, really.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Is "love" ever really involved in Cobalt's seed-flinging?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Oh, sure. He loves gardening.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: Is "love" ever really involved in Cobalt's seed-flinging?
I'd guess only on the tennis court.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
So that's why the court's been rather sticky.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
And why the scores run 15 - Love, 30 - Love etc.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What's love got to do, got to do with it.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
What's love but a second-hand emotion?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
but is love better the second time around
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How many flame wars has this thread started? How many friendships has it ruined?
I am beginning to doubt the veracity of the title of this thread.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Perhaps that's the controversy.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
I think the controversy lies within the incontrovertible lack of controversy on this so-called "Most Controversial Thread"!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: How many flame wars has this thread started? How many friendships has it ruined?
I am beginning to doubt the veracity of the title of this thread.
Leave it to the lawyer, poking around, looking to create a problem where none exists, hoping to drum up a little litigation action, maybe a false advertising lawsuit. Damned lawyers . . . almost as bad as Canadians.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Lawyers. Feh.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: How many flame wars has this thread started? How many friendships has it ruined?
I am beginning to doubt the veracity of the title of this thread.
Leave it to the lawyer, poking around, looking to create a problem where none exists, hoping to drum up a little litigation action, maybe a false advertising lawsuit. Damned lawyers . . . almost as bad as Canadians.
says the inside-the-beltway Washington elitist! he's probably paid to say that by his special-interest contributors!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
BTW, he probably wouldn't know a Canadian if one hit him with a hockey puck!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
I'm sorry i was busy laughing at the French Politician who stuck her snail-eating snout into the Quebec question.
The idea that Belgium is a real country is a fallacy. But I think the rest of historic Artois should secede from France and join it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Quebec is an independent country on Earth-2.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Canada. Feh!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: How many flame wars has this thread started? How many friendships has it ruined?
I am beginning to doubt the veracity of the title of this thread.
Leave it to the lawyer, poking around, looking to create a problem where none exists, hoping to drum up a little litigation action, maybe a false advertising lawsuit. Damned lawyers . . . almost as bad as Canadians.
Who would I sue? Myself?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Tamper Lad speaks during a lunch break at the latest Mid-East peace talks.
[To the Israeli guy]... You know I really prefer those Lebanese style falafels to the ones you get around here.
[To the Lebanese guys]... Did you hear that? He just said that it's a fact that Israelis invented falafels.
*Sits back unwraps lunch (a falafel) and watches the ensuing mayhem.*
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I have it on good authority that Tamper Lad accepts contributions from the Committee for an Irradiated Middle East.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Middle East. Feh.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You see, it all started going wrong when we gave women the vote...
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Women. Feh.
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: Women. Feh.
I never thought I'd ever hear Lardlad say that!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Lardlad. Feh.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
(Kid Prime thinks, "Gobots. Feh.")
Nah, too easy.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman:
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: Women. Feh.
I never thought I'd ever hear Lardlad say that!!!
Just their feminine ways, not women in general.
dedman. Feh.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Lardlad. Feh.
Bugs. Feh.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: (Kid Prime thinks, "Gobots. Feh.")
Nah, too easy.
Transformers. Feh.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"Feh." Feh.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I say we all redouble our efforts to use up all the oil in the world and see what happens. I think that despite all the bad things that could happen, it'd be fun to be 'International Villians'.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: You see, it all started going wrong when we gave women the vote...
Some think it was when we left the trees. (Thanks to Douglas Adams for that one)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: (Kid Prime thinks, "Gobots. Feh.")
Nah, too easy.
Transformers. Feh.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Some think it was when we left the trees. (Thanks to Douglas Adams for that one)
I'm not going to take the word of some hack who doesn't even know how many books make up a proper trilogy.
Besides, leaving the oceans was probably a much worse move. Stupid evolution.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Some think it was when we left the trees. (Thanks to Douglas Adams for that one)
I'm not going to take the word of some hack who doesn't even know how many books make up a proper trilogy.
Besides, leaving the oceans was probably a much worse move. Stupid evolution.
Going beyond one cell is just asking for trouble.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
there's nothing wrong with the world that a pandemic super-flu (a la The Stand) won't fix.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Given that the flu in The Stand seemed to not kill any of the world's annoying people, I respectfully disagree.
We'll need to work on that super-flu in the lab some more before releasing it.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Some think it was when we left the trees. (Thanks to Douglas Adams for that one)
I'm not going to take the word of some hack who doesn't even know how many books make up a proper trilogy.
Besides, leaving the oceans was probably a much worse move. Stupid evolution.
Books in a trilogy = 27
three to the third power (3x3x3) (At least according to Piers Anthony)
The really stupid move was moving to Earth from Nelvana.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, given the sudden appearance of possible new enemies, longtime alts seemingly becoming more evil and now maybe a new betrayal about to occur, I think we might have to hold this thread partially responsible!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sure! Blame the thread and accept no responsibility for your own actions.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Typical.
Just typical.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Given the subject of hyphenated words in the yet more inane five word post thread, it seemed appropriate to revive this, the most controversial thread on the board thread.
And to reiterate the first post:
Will it (this thread) polarize Legion world into two camps? Or will a third opinion form?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Ladies and gentleman,
Are you tired of the two camps on Legion World? Does the third opinion do nothing for you either? Well, of course not. They all suck. That's why I'm offering you a fourth way. Join me and know that my camp is superior to all others.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Do you toast marshmallows in your camp?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
How about S'Mores? Do ya make S'Mores in your camp?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Our s'mores are better than everyone elses!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Smores are a pathetic imitation of a snack/dessert.
Down with smores!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Up s'mores!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
S'mores involve chocolate. They must be good. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
they taint chocolate with their evil presense! enjoy chocolate in its own right, not corrupted by the unworthiness that is The Smore!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
So, has EDE's camp divided into the EDE camp that likes S'mores and the EDE camp that hates S'mores?
If so, that makes five camps and this thread has gotten even more controversial.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: So, has EDE's camp divided into the EDE camp that likes S'mores and the EDE camp that hates S'mores?
Well, it depends on who you ask. Some claim that the camp is still unified, while others bitterly dispute that.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gosh, it's like watching that film in high school showing a cell dividing.
And just because it popped into my head, when at the Comic Con last year, I saw a person with this on a t-shirt:
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...that tookme a second, but I got it.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It took me a little bit to get it to. I did tell the guy that it was a great t-shirt and he was pleased I had gotten it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't.
A fellow employee of mine has that as a poster on his wall.
There are several computer programmers in our division who don't get the joke.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
A big feh on these modern computer programmers. Using High-Level Object Oriented IDE's have crippled their fundamental skills.
As punishment I demand they rewrite the Windows Vista Kernel in Assembly.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
next, I'll bet you'll want them to learn the metric system!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Just to re-iterate the official position of the EDE camp:
The metric system is for losers!
Planck units all the way, baby!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Will there be a further mitosis of the EDE camp in light of this new position?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The metric system believes in things like cannibalism, slavery and men with hairy ear-lobes!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Don't forget the origins of the metric system lay in something called "The Terror"! How many heads were chopped off to further the ends of this nefarious means of measurement?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
to be even more un-metric, we should lobby immediately for the dollar to be divided up into 112 cents - 100 is just too metric!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Money was divided into pounds (£ or l in some documents) shillings (s. or /-) and pennies (d.). Thus, 4 pounds, eight shillings and fourpence would be written as £4/8/4d. or £4-8-4d.
There were 20 shillings in £1 - a shilling was often called 'bob', so 'ten bob' was 10/- 12 pennies in 1 shilling 240 pennies in £1
Pennies were broken down into other coins: a farthing (a fourth-thing) was ¼ of a penny
a halfpenny (pronounced 'hay-p'ny') was ½ of a penny
three farthings was ¾ of a penny (i.e. three fourth-things). There was no coin of this denomination, however
Other coins of a value less than 1/- were
a half-groat (2d) 6 x 2d = 1/-
a threepenny bit (3d) made of silver 4 x 3d. = 1/-
a groat (4d) 3 x 4d = 1/-
sixpence (silver) - often called a 'tanner' 2 x 6d = 1/-
Coins of more than 1/- but less than £1 in value were
a two shilling piece (called a florin) 10 x 2/- = £1
a half-crown ( 2/6d) 8 x 2/6d = £1
a crown (5/-) 4 x 5/- = £1
ten shillings (a half-sovereign) 2 x 10/- = £1
a half-guinea (10/6d) 2 x 10/6d = £1/1/-
A £1 coin was called a Sovereign and was made of gold. A paper pound often was called a 'quid'.
Coins of more than £1 were a guinea (£1/1/-) a £5 coin
Is that no metric enough?
Mind you i used to hate maths lessons when we were doing this system.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
it's too British. Sorry.
But thanks just the same.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
It seems like we now have an international most controversial thread.
I do love how the BBC reporters say "Controversy"
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Now if you want un-metric currency just use these
Money was divided into pounds (£ or l in some documents) shillings (s. or /-) and pennies (d.). Thus, 4 pounds, eight shillings and fourpence would be written as £4/8/4d. or £4-8-4d.
There were 20 shillings in £1 - a shilling was often called 'bob', so 'ten bob' was 10/- 12 pennies in 1 shilling 240 pennies in £1
Pennies were broken down into other coins: a farthing (a fourth-thing) was ¼ of a penny
a halfpenny (pronounced 'hay-p'ny') was ½ of a penny
three farthings was ¾ of a penny (i.e. three fourth-things). There was no coin of this denomination, however
Other coins of a value less than 1/- were
a half-groat (2d) 6 x 2d = 1/-
a threepenny bit (3d) made of silver 4 x 3d. = 1/-
a groat (4d) 3 x 4d = 1/-
sixpence (silver) - often called a 'tanner' 2 x 6d = 1/-
Coins of more than 1/- but less than £1 in value were
a two shilling piece (called a florin) 10 x 2/- = £1
a half-crown ( 2/6d) 8 x 2/6d = £1
a crown (5/-) 4 x 5/- = £1
ten shillings (a half-sovereign) 2 x 10/- = £1
a half-guinea (10/6d) 2 x 10/6d = £1/1/-
A £1 coin was called a Sovereign and was made of gold. A paper pound often was called a 'quid'.
Coins of more than £1 were a guinea (£1/1/-) a £5 coin
Is that no metric enough?
Mind you i used to hate maths lessons when we were doing this system.
These are the people that were going to civilize India?
On another tract of thought, thanks, you just gave me another math lesson plan.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
well, they did teach India to drive on the wrong side of the road.
you've got to give them that.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: well, they did teach India to drive on the wrong side of the road.
you've got to give them that.
Do you really have to give them that?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
no, but let's face it - what else do they have to show for their "empire" besides the image of Liz on one side of a Bermuda penny, and a pig on the other?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
This thread should be banned and deleted!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: no, but let's face it - what else do they have to show for their "empire" besides the image of Liz on one side of a Bermuda penny, and a pig on the other?
How can you tell which is which?
Posted by minesurfer on :
Now that's funny... and controversial.
Other than that, I've got nothing. No controversy here. I'll just let myself out. Thanks, it's been fun.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: no, but let's face it - what else do they have to show for their "empire" besides the image of Liz on one side of a Bermuda penny, and a pig on the other?
How can you tell which is which?
Hmmm. Faraway Lad's new Address: Tower of London.
Posted by Magistrate Angra Metternich on :
Two young princes locked in the Tower of London. What is Faraway Lad's alibi? Do not even attempt playing the 'wasn't born until centuries later' card.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Just dont mention the car crash, Di and Dodi Fayed.
I think I got away with that one Posted by rickshaw1 on :
this thread....lost it's edge.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
This thread should enter rehab.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
this thread is to slutty to head to rehab.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I thought this thread, having done its work of tearing Legion World apart, would have had the decency to take off for parts unknown.
Posted by Ann Hebistand on :
This thread makes me look virtuous.
Posted by cleome46 on :
I misread Quislet's comment and now I need to start a band called Pants Unknown.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
^Will Pov join your band?
Posted by cleome46 on :
Pov is to my band Pants Unknown as Re Styles was to The Tubes.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: I thought this thread, having done its work of tearing Legion World apart, would have had the decency to take off for parts unknown.
This thread is starting emergency relief efforts by pasting its face on all the relief goods.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread skeeves out longshoremen and hookers alike.
Posted by cleome46 on :
My group, Pants Unknown, likes to finish its shows with our lead singer biting the head off a miniature clone of Ozzy Osbourne.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread steals candy from babies.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread steals babies.
Posted by Jerry on :
This thread poses nude to support its eight stolen babies.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
This thread poses nude to buy beer for its eight stolen babies.
Posted by cleome46 on :
WABBIT SEASON!!
Posted by cleome46 on :
DUCK SEASON!!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread tried trading on it's good looks, but only got kicked out.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread claims to be straight, but only acts in gay porn. To buy beer for its eight stolen babies.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread is sexist and offensive in 14 different alien languages, and the Pronk republic.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread acts as a quadruple agent for all world governments.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread makes Sheldon Cooper seem well adjusted and normal.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread will leak your photos to the press for large amounts of money.
Posted by cleome46 on :
I broke up with this thread because it never hung the new roll of toilet paper up the RIGHT way!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread defaced Christmas trees all over the land!
Posted by cleome46 on :
Is Jerry Lewis a comedic genius or proof that Satan's reign over Earth is fast approaching?
This thread's thick French accent gives away its stance on the issue, for sure.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread voted to legalize animal testing, ban same-sex marriage, not to recognize that global warming exists, allow personal attacks on politicians while campaigning, to overturn the UK Royal Family's lawsuit against the magazines that published Kate's photos, and to make all children's vitamins taste positively vile.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread kicks the walkers away from little old ladies crossing the street.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread crushes the dreams of innocent little aliens and forest critters everywhere.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
this thread talks smack to pimps and gets bitch-slapped, but then pulls out a uzi and shoots him.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread fights criminals with the power of rock and roll.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
this thread is a criminal masquerading as a Hero.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread sleeps with everybody and their siblings.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread married it's cousin.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread married his cousin and his cousin's daughter.
And he married his other male cousin too.
Posted by cleome46 on :
This thread refuses to close on Sundays, your silly "Blue Laws" be damned!
(And no, you MAY NOT change the channel to watch the big game! Go watch it at home, Junkie Boy!)
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread is actually in FAVOR of the replacement refs.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread is the reason that models are into Heroin Chic.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread paints kittens a hideous yellow color and throws them through glass windows into people's coffee cups.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This thread taught Lenin to do the Hokey Pokey! Bad thread.. Bad!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This thread published a list of badly-faked videos of celebrities sleeping with sheep.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
this thread made sheep throw up when they saw who they had been badly digitally coupled with.
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