Kippers...what about Jailbait Lass? He...took her!
Please, someone has to help her! Kent, anyone, please...for her sake, for my sake...you must get along...*cough* and save her...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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How do all (whack whack). Don't mind me, I'm just riding through declaring war. (whack whack). By the way, there are some people outside who look (whack) like they might need some medical attention (whack whack). Sort of like someone has hit them over (whack) the head with a sword and then ridden off (whack whack). No idea why that would be though (whack).
Oh, by the way Cobie, Jailbait Lass is buried in the graveyard and probably has mere seconds of air left but I'm busy (whack). I did leave a message over at... the other place. Where I delcared war first. Erm... (absent minded whack whack)... you know. Yeah, anyway, graveyard, suffocate, Red Bee, yadda yadda yadda (whack whack).
Well, must be going.
Tranataraaa!!!!
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
From: Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2003
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Okay, now whacking Cobalt Kid and Eryk while they're laid up in hospital beds is either just plain wrong or the most brilliant move since Falcon video #25405.
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From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003
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Okay, that's it. Someone secure Cobalt Kid to this bed so that he can't do himself any more damage. And post a guard so that Bevis, while good-intentioned, can't do any more whacking, or heaven forbid, stabbing with his sword, until these folks fully recover!
(Secretly takes note of Bevis's actions for later use at all-male Rock Hudson-style pool party on Saturday.)
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From: Birmingham, AL | Registered: Jul 2003
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Hey now, I go to all that trouble to make sure there are no internal injuries and you bleed all over yourself anyway!
Since I don't see a doctor around I guess I'll just have to take care of this myself.
The room is filled with a sapphire blue glow as Vee focuses his shrinking powers on the troublesome injuries. SHRink!!!!!! and suddenly they are almost completely gone, reduced in size to that of a measly papaer cut.
Now get up you two and get on with it. You've both had worse injuries shaving in the morning!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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Why is the door shut? I want to come in. I don't have my sword with em still. I promise not to whack anyone.
Hello?
Beuller? Anyone?
Dammit. Ok, porcupines try attacking the door see if that does any good. Red Bee might be in there disguised as a table or a dog or a chair. You can never be too sure?
No?
Bugger.
Right, I'll be back. You won't keep me out for ever.
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
From: Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2003
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At least Cobie's resting comfortably while we wait for Doc One to get here.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Did the Candy Striper just say he's a hall monitor?)
-------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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<Space Ranger flies into the upper floor of the Medicus two Tower thru a specially designed skylight carrying a stasis capsule containing the apparently lifeless body of Clive Taylor aka Virgin Lad>
Doc I have another Patient for you. I Hope. Somebody chopped off his right hand and threw him our a 14th floor window...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (And when I find out who...)
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Aside from saving me the trouble of tracking you down)
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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