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Topic: The untamed streets of Legion World
matlock
Advisory
posted May 10, 2005 02:30 PM
Okay, it's time to take the fight to the Inquisitor, once and for all!!! Where are you, you yellow dog? <looks behind the dumpster out back of Shakes> hmm. Nothing here... where else to look? Hey, this is kind of like being on "Cops." Bad boys, bad boys.... [ August 08, 2008, 10:47 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
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Cobalt Kid
BOHICA
posted May 10, 2005 04:07 PM
<watches on from omni-com at Castle Faraway> (Way to go, Matlock! Take it to him and have the showdown we've been waiting for!) Give a punch for me, Matt!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Arachne
Bookworm
posted May 10, 2005 05:07 PM
Need a hand from a wandering spider, Matlock? --------------------arachne3003.deviantart.com Current Obsession: Birds of Prey/Secret Six
From: Canada | Registered: Jul 2003
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Rex Viridian
Heir to the Eye
posted May 11, 2005 11:52 AM
Count me in, Matlock! I still have a score to settle with that whelp! -------------------- Rank hath it's privileges
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matlock
Advisory
posted May 11, 2005 12:48 PM
Now this is what I call roundin' up a posse! Who else is up for a little justice, angry mob-style? <checking the alley beside Cafe Cramer>
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Renly Fox
former Red Pirate
posted May 11, 2005 01:00 PM
Bah! <Firebomb goes off in back alley, incinerating any close by>
From: Captain's Cabin | Registered: Sep 2003
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matlock
Advisory
posted May 11, 2005 01:07 PM
Luckily my clothes are all still damp with coffee, ever since I got those really bad jitters about day 9 of staking out Cramer's! <unloads old school Magnum down the alley> Give it up Inquisitor! Your day is done here!
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Renly Fox
former Red Pirate
posted May 11, 2005 01:08 PM
<whacks bullets away with large axe> Come and take me if you dare, Matlock! No quarter will be given, so do not dare even ask! <hurls axe down alley>
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matlock
Advisory
posted May 11, 2005 01:12 PM
what is it with people always throwing axes at me? <uses Inertron trash can lid from alleyway in classic faux-shield maneuver to deflect axe> All those who oppose my shield must yield, wrongdoer!!!
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Renly Fox
former Red Pirate
posted May 11, 2005 01:14 PM
No...not rhymes...I HATE RHYMES! <leaps at Matlock, grabbing him by the throat> Do you know how much I loathe you all of Legion World, Matlock? Like Giant Squid before you, you shall fall by my hand...
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Phineas B. Fuddle
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posted May 11, 2005 01:17 PM
SHRIIIIIIIIEK! <bites Inquisitor's ankle>
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matlock
Advisory
posted May 11, 2005 01:18 PM
<grabbing wildly and finding nothing better than old coffee grounds shoves double roast expresso refuse through eye holes in Inquisitor's mask> ***gasping*** That... was for Fat Cramer!
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matlock
Advisory
posted May 11, 2005 01:19 PM
We are well met, Calamity Monkey!!!
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Renly Fox
former Red Pirate
posted May 11, 2005 01:20 PM
AAAARGH! <staggers back, rubbing eyes, kicking foot wildly> You'll pay for that. You and all of your LMBP allies! <red glow starts to flow from eyes> Feel the full fury of my omega beams! <fires>
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matlock
Advisory
posted May 11, 2005 01:33 PM
I hated to have to use this... my secret weapon revealed. <removes special ring from lead lined box, placing on finger> I been holding this baby back for when bullets and trash can lids couldn't help me any more, my special Lavender Kryptonite ring, created from the sample in the evidence room! I hope this thing works! Gimme some good powers! <strange glow as matlock assumes mirror-like form, reflecting the beams directly back at the Inquisitor> whoah. <follows up with a few more rounds, throwing lid shield for good measure>
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