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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Damn!
The inertial dampeners at the office have been down all week.
My boss is pissed, 'cause she doesn't like dry interia.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Cobie-
Have you seen a doctor yet about your warp core breach?
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Lash-
I hear you were caught reversing the polarity of the neutron flow! How dare you?!
 

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Posted by Pariscub on :
 
Hm... I really need to clean my warp coil
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Cobie-
Have you seen a doctor yet about your warp core breach?

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I'm alarmed at this abnormal alien growth and believe only a strong dosage of thermo-nucleur rays could burn out the excess cells...
 

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Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
Warning Warning!


Curry Containment field breakdown in 20 seconds.

All personnel to evac stations.

Eruption imminent, all personnel must wear breathing apparatus.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
:force:
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Due to the severity of fluctuations in the Time Stream, nobody gets their tax refund this year. And by "this year," I mean, "ever."


 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
My positronic brain cannot process all of these anti-matter vibrations!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Tribbles have infiltrated the Bulk Foods Level of the ship again!
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
Make it so, numberonelegionfan!
 

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Posted by Dev Em on :
 
FRAK!
 

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Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
 
I've been trying to replace "fuck" with "florg".
 

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Posted by Dev Em on :
 
Not exactly sci fi, but I use the term Shemp a bit.
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
Shemp: the Stooge of the future!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Submit, Earthling! I wish to spread my star-spawn!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Synthale for the whole crew, and put it on my space-voucher, Guinan!
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
I got lost because my navi-computer was on the fritz.
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
Rakta-gino! Gold-pressed latinum! Heart of Targ!

I don't know what these things are, but I want them.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
I was grown in a special solar-powered-dilithium creche to be the Commandant's perfect mate. It is my destiny to stand by his side as he brings a new age of peace and order to our planet.

That's why you and I shouldn't snog, but I guess we can anyway because I just love a French British accent.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
[asks the toaster oven for a three-course meal, followed by hot tea and digestive biscuits]

...

Damn. Must be malfunctioning again...
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 

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Originally posted by cleome:
Submit, Earthling! I wish to spread my star-spawn!

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