Tired, frustrated, angry, or do you just need a place to relax with a nice earthy surrounding. Well come on down to Avalon, I have parted the Mists and your all invited. Enjoy the fruits and drinks of the land, bath in the surrounding waters. Meditate in the Stone Circle. Or you can come and tell me all your troubles so I can help you become one with yourself.
Just stay out of my room, and don't try to get in, I magically sealed the doors and windows.
ALL ARE WELCOMED!!!
(except for the forces of evil)
Posted by TheGreenActingBug on :
This place looks nice.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Come, sit, rest, disrobe and become one with nature.
Is there anything you'd like to drink or eat, I have 20 priestesses in the kitchen cooking like crazy.
[ September 10, 2004, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
How about a nice MLT? Where the mutton is nice and lean....??
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Perfect place for me to prognosticate, Viv! F'n'a! Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
Perfect place for me to procrastinate! F'n A!!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Coming up, Drake!
Miss T, the best place to go for prognosticating is up to the Stone Cirlce so you can feel it's power.
Oh, look, you MLT is done Drake here you go.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
If you wish to procratinate I suggest you head to the trees so you can have some shade as well.
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
MMmmmmmm, MLT.....
MLT, shade, nice folks... what else does a vengeance-filled sack of anti-energy need?? Yum.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
You know my motto; "It's always better when it's done by a woman with power."
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Okay I'm here, what's my punishment?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
You have to go to a room, where I have magically created a number of Thora clones (about 15) and get flogged. And then when your done, you can come out for a something to eat and drink and just relax.
[ September 10, 2004, 02:00 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
And I have created a duplicate Abin Quank who I shall send to that room, whilst I eat and drink.
Then I Suppose I'll have to clean that room of yours...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Only if they make a mess.
You know what your here to relax, I'll have the Thoras do it.
[ September 10, 2004, 02:01 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
You are just such a kind and caring person... Thank you.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Aww...I want everyone to feel welcomed here, if you have the need to get physical after all that resting, you can swim in the lake.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Will the Lady be there?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Would you like me to be there?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
The "Lady in the Lake" is one of the most enthralling scenes in Heroic Fantasy. Of Course I'd like you to be there!
"Old Fat Guy Swimming Alone" just doesn't compare!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I'll supervise, I don't need you drowning, I'll just levitate right behind you, and keep Nessie from eating you (she always comes in from Scotland around this time of year).
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I was thinking more like me watching you rise out of the lake with Excaliber in your hand.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Everybody wants the same old thing. You know it didn't go like that, I transformed a sword in a stone into Excalibur and Arthur pulled it from there. But if you wish to see this little glamour.
(I begin to shimmer and then a puff of cyan light engulfs my body and I am no longer where I stood. The water begins to ripple. Then the tide becomes stronger. A blast of water rushes to the sky as I appear with the mighty Excalibur in my right hand, pointed towards the Heavens, as I remain in the sky complete unnoticeable to the force of gravity)
Posted by rdstr2 on :
Any hot springs around here? I could use a nice soak.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
The hot springs are under that ledge into the cave. Do not worry about the dark, the fairy lights will keep it bright. Is there anything else I may get you?
Posted by rdstr2 on :
You have been the best host Priestess. Maybe a relaxing massage after my soak?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I'll see that my very best attendant gives you the best there is, would you like oils?
Posted by rdstr2 on :
Yes please, can you make sure he comes with some water. I am parched.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
He? Oh dear, didn't you know that the only male here is my Talesin (the Merlin), the other males train elsewhere so that they learn discipline. I can get you water, though.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Don't worry though, Raven is great at what she does, and she doesn't talk back, she's taken a vow of silence in the name of the Goddess.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I wonder what Viv is planning to do with Excalibur? Which of us will be worthy enough to wield it?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
You want the sword, well, you'll have to pry it out of my dead cold hands before anyone but Arthur touches, I just wish he didn't go and die on me.
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
Hey, who needs Excalibur when there's plenty of mead flowing ...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Exactly, but if you get frisky with my priestesses, they have my premission to send your ass beyond the Mists with a lightning bolt.
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
Like you have something against frisky behaviour?? Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
(spoken with a harsh and speedy voice) Hey, hey, hey, hey, what I do with my time is my business, but if you touch one my girls, I'll have you cursed faster then the flying monkey's in the Wizard of Oz.
Now that that is settled, I'll meet you in the Stone Circle, Drake, so I can...frisk you and make sure you're not armed.
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Hmmmmmmm maybe the stone circle wasn't the best place to combine my prognosticating with my penchant for nude sunbathing. Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Oh my Goddess, the last time that happened everyone's hormones went out of whack.
(Casts spell on island to return everything to normal, and leaves Miss T to focus on her visions)
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
It sure has been a long night, I think I'll take a bath and then go to bed.
I'm too lazy to take a bath.
(Raises hands to the sky, suddenly a rainstorm appears)
Oh, I better get the soap.
[ September 11, 2004, 02:43 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
The scenery on this Isle is just soooo amazing!
And all natural too... Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Well it isn't called Silicon Valley.
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
The rain is quite refreshing. Nothing nicer than lying in this lovely verdant valley, the scent of lavender, jasmine and ... honeysuckle(?) in the air and of course the lovely priestesses with endless mead...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Mead, I use to know this girl name Randi Mead, she was like the drink, she made men happy.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Couldn't find my soap, has anyone seen it?
Posted by Loser Logan on :
You can borrow mine Priestess. Would you like me to soap your back?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
We'll Raven is busy attending rdstr2, so why not, let me push my hair to the front.
Posted by Loser Logan on :
This soap is so slippery. I hope I don't drop it...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Oh, that shouldn't be a problem, just give it a firm, tight, squeeze.
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
is it oxymoronic to have a dirty discussion about soap?
I think I'll go visit the waterfalls to cool off...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Where's the dirty...Loser!!!
You only helped to look at my ass!
You can thank Drake for allowing me to release the truth.
I think I'll go with Drake to the waterfalls, and I'm taking these robes with me.
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Dang.
Thanks alot Drake...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Poor Billy Lou, you can come, but I'm keeping my clothes on.
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Waterfalls, eh? Can we go cliff diving?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Yes, if you break your neck I can heal you.
I've been trying to get a job at Medicus One, but they won't hire me.
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Damn scientists just don't understand a good healing spell.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
(Crying) Damn straight!
I'm over 1500 years old, I have a body like a teenage super model, you think they would recognize that I've been doing something right, they wouldn't even give me a job in the crappy dermatology department.
I'm giving them a storm and an earthquake.
[ September 12, 2004, 12:21 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Give 'em hell sweetheart!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Oh yeah, I wasn't even thinking of using any fire.
Want to become a druid's apprentice and help me with the spells?
Posted by Loser Logan on :
As long as I don't have to take a vow of celibacy.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
A vow must be made in the name of the Goddess, your's can be loyalty.
Posted by Loser Logan on :
I can do loyalty. I could even deal with poverty if the chips were down. Celibacy would be asking too much.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Then let us travel to the Stone Circle.
(tra la la la la...Stone Circle, boots Miss T off until the ceremony is done)
Great Mother Goddess, I ask of you to take this child into your heart. Make him one of your own.
(thunder crashes, the sunshines from the east and the moon shines from the west blessing the ceremony with light pink rose petals)
Your are a member of the Goddess.
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Cool. Where's the ceremonial wine?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Celebrate now, for tomorrow, work begins, you can stay here for a while, but then you will have to train with Talesin the Merlin.
But before that, tomorrow, we'll curse Medicus One.
[ September 12, 2004, 12:45 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Okay. I'll be in the Cave of the Mists with this bottle of wine if anybody needs me.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Pops over from faraway.
Nice island, seems a bit quiet though with everyone off doing their own thing.
Mmmm, maybe I'll pop back a bit later to see what this place can offer me.
[ September 12, 2004, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: Faraway Lad ]
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
This place can offer you many things, power, joy, pleasure, if only one would stay to find out.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
High Priestess.
I have the Joy of using the Faraway Force to help others. I gain much of my pleasure from talking to you and all the others here on Legion World.
There must be other thing one can offer?
I shall return later to find out.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
How about in the middle of your return, I close the Mists and watch you dangle, sorry, but the TV's broken and I forgot to yell at Loser to fix it.
Posted by RKS on :
My lady!
it has been too many years since I last visited Avalon. (presents gifts of wine, meade, silk and gems) Please accept these items I have gathered on my journeys. Blessed be!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I see that during your absence, you have still kept your faith to the Goddess. Your faith is more reward than any you can offer and so, I shall bestow a small gift to you.
(RKS glows with blue fairy lights, his body feels rejuvenated, and an amulet forms around him)
This amulet holds a special elixir within it, when you need it, the magic of it will heal you.
Now, come, relax and enjoy yourself.
Posted by RKS on :
my thanks.
how can one not relax in tranquil Avalon? I hear some fine harp-playing from yonder glade. Shall we pay them a visit?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I'd love to my kind person, we shall enjoy the playing with the wine you have bought (let's see anyone sight me for drinking underaged in my island).
[ September 25, 2004, 04:47 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Oh, the music is sensationable. Hmm...I wonder if anyone else will join me in this nights festivities.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Everybody go to SHAKES and participate in the wet t-shirt contest and I'll give you a year pass to the spa atomosphere, with great healing properties, of AVALON!!!
[ September 25, 2004, 04:48 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
Before I head off on my trip, I wanted to ask for the Priestess' blessings of good fortune and a safe trip... I humbly supplicate myself before her highness and offer a boon of wine and ... more wine Posted by Loser Logan on :
As a Druid's Apprentice I offer you my blessings on your upcoming trip. Now, let's break into that boon of yours... Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Oh, thanks, Lou.
I will also bless your trip, that way it will be like a super blessing.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Tonight is the night, those of the greatest power shall be here. Merlin to Mabb, Madonna to Elton John.
All will come to the Blessing of the Goddess. My child will inaugurated into the Mother Goddess' graces.
All are welcomed to see my child's beginning in her long and prosperous life.
Except for Abin, he's been banned unitl he clears things up with his wife.
[ September 22, 2004, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by Future on :
As long as we don't make the Legion's mistake of leaving our five newest recruits behind while we all attend the ceremonies, we should be fine!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
A woman comes out and tells everyone that the ceremony is about to begin in the Stone Circle.
Everybody travels to the Stone Circle, to see a baby girl in the middle with Viviane standing above her.
"Tonight I ask the Goddess to bring all that is into the light of the moon and into the warmth of the sun. Mother Goddess a child has been born in your honor. I ask you to take this child into your blessings. Show her your power, bring her into the path of the Goddess!"
The wind blows and the Earth shakes, the waves roar dangerously and the flames of the torches become a wildfire. The Moon's light grows bright, the stars become blinding. Then an orange light takes over half of the Stone Circle. The Moon and Sun shine in the Avalon at the same time.
The crowd is awed. Everyone looks at Viviane. She stares at the child. Viviane raises her arms, pointing her hands at the Moon and Sun, forcing them to shine their light. A golden beam from the Sun and a silver beam from the Moon hit the center stone altar. The child floats in the light beams. Viviane reaches into the light and grabs the child and it returns to night.
"I introduce Opal Janell of Avalon!"
[ September 25, 2004, 04:58 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
VIVIANE!!!
I have had enough of you! You ways are no longer needed!
I shall destroy you!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Be gone witch!
You'll never set foot in Avalon, do you hear me!
If it is war you seek, then you'll be on the recieving end of my wrath!!!
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
Curse me not!
I shall see you drown with you island, war is coming, sister, and I shall have you head!
HAHAHAHAHA!
(Magicks self away)
Posted by STU on :
Dude! Pretty cool.
You ever think of taking that act to Vegas?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Kid not, my sister's magic is strong as she is evil.
I fear she and I will finally meet or climatic end of sisterhood.
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
The only end you shall see is your own.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Try your tatics on someone foolish enough to fall for them.
(Viviane raises her arms and forces Morgause from the borders of Avalon)
Posted by Future on :
The borders, eh? I hope Avalon isn't a floating island.
Posted by Gold_Leader on :
If it is, I totally call dibs on throwing pennies over the sides
Posted by Kent on :
Avalon floats 'twixt the waking world and faerie. A mere mortal would likely demise when pushe o'er the borders, not guided through her protective mists. But I fear Morgause will yet plague our fair High Priestess...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Avalon neither floats or keeps it's place, it's a mystery to all, but it is always in my reach and those of great power that I teach.
As for my sister, Morgause, I knew this day would come, you just don't kill your sister and get away with it, now she wants revenge.
[ October 02, 2004, 12:25 PM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
You don't stab someone and get away with it. Now, I have "guest" at the Lothian Castle, that needs some attending.
(she is enveloped in green energy and disappears from the borders of Avalon)
Posted by Loser Lad on :
*staggers out of the Cave of the Mists with an empty bottle of ceremonial wine*
Woah. Who was that? She's hot...
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
(pops back)
I forgot my cloak, who are you, I can sense Viviane's presence over you. Pretty daring to come to the borders of Avalon with me here.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Daring? I don't think so. You seem like a perfectly lovely girl to me. Now how about we find a nice comfortable spot to sit and get to know each other a little better...
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
(walks closely up to him in her lovely forest green robe-dress, throws her red-orange hair back, she stands right in front of him)
I'm far from being a girl, I am all woman. I have things to do, if you wish to talk, come to my castle in Lothian.
[ October 02, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: SorceressMorgause ]
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Maybe I will Sorceress...maybe I will...
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
(evaporates into a green energy)
You will, if you so seek a grand destiny.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Well, I am pretty happy with my life here in Avalon but man was she hot.
I have much to think on. Maybe a trip to SHAKES is in order...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Where has the apprentice popped off to?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
A note hangs on the door to the Apprentice's quarters...
"Gone to Lothian to seek Grand Destiny ~ Don't wait up!"
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
She sets it on fire in her hands.
"I'll kill him."
In a burst of light blue energy, she is gone.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Viviane returns to Avalon, has her Priestess mend to STU. She cast the Mists, so the Loser can never return in physical, mental or soul form.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Aw man. I think I left some CD's in my quarters... Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
A light blue burst appears with Loser Lad's belongings. Then a lightning bolt blasts them to smitherines.
"Hmph."
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Dang. Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Viviane closes her Sight so she no longer views Loser, though she grins knowing that she destroy his favorite CD.
Viviane rushes over to STU and covers him in a blue light, healing his wounds.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Where ever will I find another copy of "Twisted Sister Live at the Budokan"?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
(Whispering in his mind): Nowhere, they've been recalled.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<Grabs drumstick and fills mug of beer>
No need to let Lou's supply go to waste!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: (Whispering in his mind): Nowhere, they've been recalled.
If nothing else gets accomplished here, you've done a great boon for all sentience.
Posted by Kent on :
Alas!
the tranquil charms of the Holy Isle are being disrupted by our Lady's own sister! poisoning minds of apprentices!
A pox upon the castle Lothian itself!(not the real, modern Lothian, tho. might hit Reboot)
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
It's time I took matters into my own hands.
(Leaves her chambers and heads down a stone path)
Posted by Gold_Leader on :
(comes across a stone path) Hey! Great napping spot! (naps)
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Walks by Gold Leader, waves her hand and transports him to the meadows, right under a shady tree.
"I must not be disturbed."
Posted by Gold_Leader on :
(looks about) huh. equally good (goes back to nappin)
Posted by Loser Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: (Whispering in his mind): Nowhere, they've been recalled.
NoooooOOOOooooOooooo!!!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <Grabs drumstick and fills mug of beer>
No need to let Lou's supply go to waste!
Now that's just low Cobie... Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Viviane is alone, in front of an ancient natural well. She has magicked everyone away from this area. She looks into the well...
"The child is lost. I can't find her. She is somehow beyond everyone's power. I need your aid. The child is too powerful to fall in the hands of evil."
Viviane feels a force overtake her, she then finds herself in a vision.
"I see what must be done."
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
When Opal Janell returned to Avalon, the priestesses took her to her room where she would be safe. After days of waiting, and no sign of Viviane, they had become aware of what must have transpired on Darblieds. Talesin, the Merlin, and the priestesses used their magic and shut off all connection with the outside world from Avalon. Opal Janell’s aunt Igraine and cousin Morgaine, were the main caretakers of the child, the helped raise and train her, along with the aid of Talesin. Twenty years have passed on Avalon and Opal Janell has grown into a beautiful and powerful woman. She reopened the borders of Avalon, allowing once again contact between worlds.
Posted by Member Wolf on :
Tres Phoenix with a Joss Whedon touch. Mind if I call you O.J.?
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
Opal will be just fine.
Posted by Member Wolf on :
I'm going to miss calling you Viv (I liked it best).
Opal is cool too - name of a character on my soap.
What about Dojjer? (pronounced like Dodger)
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
My mother is...a special case, I wish I could release more about her...
In the old ruins, the scriptures detail you as a friendly one, you waged war against my mother, but you remained acquaintances. You may call me what you wish, save OJ.
[ October 16, 2004, 04:10 AM: Message edited by: DivineOpalJanell ]
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Does that mean no Ford Bronco chases down the LA Freeway?
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
The history of Avalon tells me of a man who my mother took under her wing, and he betrayed her to her murderess.
[ October 16, 2004, 04:21 AM: Message edited by: DivineOpalJanell ]
Posted by Loser Lad on :
I think you're reading a little too much into that sweetheart. "Betrayed" is such an ugly word. What I did was no more a betrayal of her then what she did to me in order to conceive you. We both strayed from the straight and narrow, so let's not just go pointing fingers at me.
[ October 16, 2004, 04:25 AM: Message edited by: Loser Lad ]
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
My mother did nothing to you, she concieved me with Abin Quank, as always, a man of real power must be chosen, that's why it was Quank.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
And her decision to conceive you with another man is different than my decision to consort with your aunt? Please. Quank has no real power. Without the costume jewelry he's no more a mage than I. So don't give me that as an excuse.
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
I was not talking about the physical power that someone like myself has achieved, in prophecy, Quank will go down as a man of inner strength. And your consort with Morgause was a brush with evil and you knew it.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Ah, but I did not know that at the time. What your books do not tell you child is that Viviane felt I was too early into my studies to bring me into the feud between her and her sister. I met Morgause apart from Viviane. I first went to Lothian merely to aid a friend in distress. Morgause seduced me, and I was never aware of the bad blood between her and Viviane until the deed was done.
If anything I am guilty of using bad judgment in going to aid Eryk Davis Ester alone, and not being strong enough to resist Morgause. I did not betray Viviane willingly.
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
True, but what does you dealings with Morgause tell us about your soul? I maybe a youth, but your soul has much to mature. Do you see why Avalon disregards you now?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Heh. Sister, if you're looking for someone with a pure soul then I think you've come to the wrong place. I won't argue with you there. If Avalon won't have me then so be it. I'll play no more of your games Opal Janell. I may have cared about your mother but I won't be drawn into your world.
*Teleports out of Avalon in a flash of purple light*
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
Igraine and Morgaine come from behind.
I know what your thinking, but I can't have his negativity here, he'll thank me when it's all done. And until then, take care...Lou.
[ October 16, 2004, 04:59 AM: Message edited by: DivineOpalJanell ]
Posted by Mearl Dox on :
Hi, Opal! Nice to meet you!
Or re-meet you. Or, uh, anyway, hi!
Sorry to hear about the evil aunt thing. But I'll be okay, I've totally got an amulet! *shows* Nice, huh?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Poor Lou...
I hope Opal realizes that he and Viv had something special and he's really torn up about it. He's just trying to be strong...
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
Interesting island, I think I'll look around a bit.
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Well, if Lou has a negative vibe about him, I'd probably sink the place if I stayed here.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Does this island have a nude beach?
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
Nudity is only allowed in bathing. Excuse me, I must retire to my chambers.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
In the Stone Circle lies Opal Janell.
"I know my purpose is here."
Morgaine and Igraine stand waiting for the phenomena. Opal glows a luminous white and with in a shocking blast, stands Viviane, she holds the light of Opal Janell and puts it away.
"There is so little time, this universe is destined to have peace, on way or another. There are no time for welcomes, we have much to do."
[ October 23, 2004, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: High Priestess Viviane ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Huh?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Semi, it's good to see you in person again. How have you been?
Posted by Myriad on :
Viv's back!
But for how long?
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
No offense, Viv, but aren't you dead?
Posted by Myriad on :
A phoenix dies only to be reborn.
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Tell that to Grant Morrison.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Myriad: Viv's back!
But for how long?
I am here on business, but my presence will be felt this time.
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
So, where's Opal?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Opal served part of her purpose and she will soon serve the rest, and then, she will be truly free.
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Right.
So, what business are we talking about here?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
I'm afraid I have little time to discuss such matters, and I am afraid that the details would be to boresome for you, I have little time, so let's make use of it, tell me what has been going on while I was "there."
Posted by Myriad on :
I'm not sure if this is what you're inquiring about, but Space Ranger and Stoopid Cat got lost in LW's Tesseract System. Cobalt Kid is deputizing LMBers to help him find them.
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Well, let's see:
Morgause hasn't shown up.
Space Ranger's still missing.
Stoopid Cat went into one of the tesseracts and hasn't come back yet.
Miss T's been rebooted into Myriad.
That's about it.
Oh, and Cobalt Kid's temporarily celibate.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
No, there is no word for this place. It is where magic began, only a few ever are allowed there. I have been given access so that I may initialize peace at a much high power. I am becoming a Goddess.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Thanks, Miner. I hope I explained everthing.
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
You explained it as well as you magic-types explain anything.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Everything will be fine, now, if you help me find the ale, you can take three barrels home.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Into the circle the last of the true women of Avalon stand. Viviane, the oldest, Morgause, the youngest, Igraine, the middle, and Morgaine, the daughter of Igraine. The three sisters and niece are the four how wield the powers of destiny. And while they do not always get along, they know what must be done.
Viviane holds out her hands and the light of Opal Janell is in her hands, she thrust it into the sky so that it may travel to Earth and fullfil its' destiny.
The women the depart in a flash of light.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm watching this on holo-vid relay. Don't want to get too close.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
The light of Opal Janell hits a group of people it what is know as Los Angeles, California. It mystically alters their bodies and gives form to one.
Then Viviane appears, "You all have been deemed by the light to be the Laisons of Avalon."
[ October 24, 2004, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: High Priestess Viviane ]
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
LA? Well, at least they won't appear out of the ordinary there.
Now, about this ale....
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Take as much as you want, Miner.
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Um, do you want me to leave you any?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
No thanks, I have some "won't get you wasted" water.
[ October 24, 2004, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: High Priestess Viviane ]
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Oh, Budweiser. Gotcha.
Thanks!
Posted by Pizzazz on :
LISTEN UP!
Viv's up in the glory lands doing her thing, she gave me powers and now I'm here to keep the gates open.
Damn, that bug drinks a lot of ale.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
I'm back.
Now that I have returned, it's time to reopend this place to the mort...people.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Hmm...looks nice here. Now, how do I go about fixing my problem, Viv? Personally, I'm just glad Pizzaz isn't still in charge. She's a bit rougher than you, Viv.
[ November 22, 2004, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: ferroboy ]
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
? Well, I'm not exactly mortal (more of a conceptual entity than anything) but I've found over the long run that godhood just isn't my cup of tea. Yeah, I know, gods can really get down and throw a heck of a party but if you really like hardcore partiers who are in it for the eternal buzz you really ought to visit the outer gates of hell, those demons just don't know when to quit. Whoa!
Still though, nothing beats the good old fashioned kick of a fine whiskey...or a passionate priestess Posted by dedman on :
someone mention the outer gates of hell?
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
You betcha buddy. Were you there at the last Halloween party? I swear that big fuzzy spider chick really knows how to pull out all the stops and throw one hell (heh) of a shindig. Took me all week to get over the hangover.
Avalon is a LOT more peaceful. The booze is pretty good and the girls are really good looking here don't you think? At least they don't have bat wings, horns or strange insectlike appendages around here. Now if only they'd do something about all this fog.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<looks around at the mess I made during Viv's absense>
Um...*gulp*...I just got here, don't know where this came from...
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
That's it!
(picks up a broom)
No more talk of Hell in my home, and...did I just step iN GUM!!!
COBALT!!!
(We return to see the place spotless and Cobalt on his hands and knees in an apron with a soapy sponge in his hand cleaning the floors)
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Oops..Oh my, look at the time. Gotta run.
Posted by disaster boy on :
as a favor to high priestess viv i will back away from the mists.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
This place is haven, not a frat boy party and a place to discuss the happenings of hell.
Now, if you want a message that's another thing.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: That's it!
(We return to see the place spotless and Cobalt on his hands and knees in an apron with a soapy sponge in his hand cleaning the floors)
(That Cobalt-Robot is one of the best investments I ever made!)
-We see Cobalt drinking a margarita, eating grapes while spying on Viv in the shower...-
Posted by ferroboy on :
A...massage? I think that's just what I need to fix my problem!
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: A...massage? I think that's just what I need to fix my problem!
Then my aide will be right with you, ferroboy.
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: That's it!
(We return to see the place spotless and Cobalt on his hands and knees in an apron with a soapy sponge in his hand cleaning the floors)
(That Cobalt-Robot is one of the best investments I ever made!)
-We see Cobalt drinking a margarita, eating grapes while spying on Viv in the shower...-
Realizes that she's being spied on and is glad that she decided to make her bath extremly steamy. She then casts a spell that focuses on the one thing the original Cobie has that cannot be duplicated, then the spell teleports him to the nearest volcano core.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm impressed. I've never seen someone lifted by their ego before.
(Teleports to rescue Cobie)
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
(Gets out of the shower and puts on clothes)
When Miner gets back, I can have some real fun.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
(pops back)
OK, he's safe.
Could you maybe dump him somewhere a little less....molten next time?
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
You're right, that was just to harsh.
(points fingers at Cobalt and his anything covering waist and below flies off his body, the priestesses stare and point, laughing out loud)
I really like my privacy, especially when bathing.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
I missed my island, and I had better hurry, family is coming.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Well, I think I'm going to put these on page one, but just so everyone can see them, here some pics of AVALON:
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
[ December 06, 2005, 12:52 AM: Message edited by: Formerly:KGZ, HPV and etc. ]
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Here's me with Morgaine as a child, I just showed her who to create fire with thought:
And here I am by the Sacred Well, and am I in my nighty, opps: Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
[ December 06, 2005, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: Formerly:KGZ, HPV and etc. ]
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
I like that picture of me, it's good to be home.
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
~Looks at her room, looks and the one called Cobalt Kid~
What is all this junk doing in my room?
Posted by ferroboy on :
We're being overrun with witches! Or sorceresses! Or High Priestesses! Aieee!
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
Witches?! We're more like goddesses.
Posted by LanternLad on :
Legion of Super-Goddesses? Neat! Scary, but neat!
Posted by LanternLad on :
Where exactly is the mythical island of Avalon located in the 31st century Earth? Hopefully, it has not been down-graded to "rural city" and moved a couple miles off the coast of California to a tiny island surrounded by pollution.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Viv, has anyone ever told you that you look like Anjelica Huston?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by LanternLad: Where exactly is the mythical island of Avalon located in the 31st century Earth? Hopefully, it has not been down-graded to "rural city" and moved a couple miles off the coast of California to a tiny island surrounded by pollution.
That's the other Avalon.
The REAL Avalon is safe and sound, extradimensionally offshore from Glastonbury. And with zoning laws tougher than Oregon's to prevent ruination-- who wants to tackle spells AND bureaucracy?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: The REAL Avalon is safe and sound, extradimensionally offshore from Glastonbury. And with zoning laws tougher than Oregon's to prevent ruination-- who wants to tackle spells AND bureaucracy?
Oz and Neverland should have learned from Avalon.
Oz is overrun with Wal-Marts and Taco Bells, and the Yellow-Brick Road is now a six-lane divided highway. And everyone in Emerald City moved to the 'burbs.
And Neverland's even worse- it's a theme park/tourist trap, complete with cruise ships and Club Med. The pirates are making out well - selling overpriced T-shirts and shot glasses, but you'll have to ask Social Services about what's become of the Lost Boys....
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: The REAL Avalon is safe and sound, extradimensionally offshore from Glastonbury. And with zoning laws tougher than Oregon's to prevent ruination-- who wants to tackle spells AND bureaucracy?
Oz and Neverland should have learned from Avalon.
Oz is overrun with Wal-Marts and Taco Bells, and the Yellow-Brick Road is now a six-lane divided highway. And everyone in Emerald City moved to the 'burbs.
And Neverland's even worse- it's a theme park/tourist trap, complete with cruise ships and Club Med. The pirates are making out well - selling overpriced T-shirts and shot glasses, but you'll have to ask Social Services about what's become of the Lost Boys....
In all fairness, Avalon is ruled by a woman with more power in finger then both of those places combined, and we have the Mists.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Viv, has anyone ever told you that you look like Anjelica Huston?
Hmm, can't recall it, but thanks for the compliment.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
It's good to have to see my sister, Igraine and my niece here, we'll really be a powerhouse force now.
Posted by LanternLad on :
quote:
And Neverland's even worse- it's a theme park/tourist trap, complete with cruise ships and Club Med. The pirates are making out well - selling overpriced T-shirts and shot glasses, but you'll have to ask Social Services about what's become of the Lost Boys.... [/QB]
Actually, I heard Neverland was run by a pedofile pop singer with a penchant for little boys and uni-glove tendencies.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<terrasacts in>
Is Viv in the shower?
<looks>
Guess not! I'll check back later
<terrasacts out>
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
<Comes running out of the shower>
That's it!
<pushes Avalon to a realm outside the reach of anyone but her and her powerful tutelage>
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: It's good to have to see my sister, Igraine and my niece here, we'll really be a powerhouse force now.
You already were, my lady.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: It's good to have to see my sister, Igraine and my niece here, we'll really be a powerhouse force now.
You already were, my lady.
Alright, already. Quite it. I'll sleep with you.
(heads for bedroom)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(drawns curtain closed behind us.)
Posted by ferroboy on :
(later, when its over, recovers the hidden camera)
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Impossible, every little spec of a molecule that consists of technology is BANNED from Avalon.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ferro's camera must be so old that it no longer counts as "technology."
But it's okay. He left the lenscap on.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
He just probably doesn't realize that it's a rock with an illusion around it.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Don't say "rock." He's from Newburgh; it may trigger a craving Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
How about "round prehestoric object?"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
This time of year, people might think you're talking about Burl Ives.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
(Picks up rock and throws it into the water)
There. No more rock.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Oral Roberts would have been proud of you.
Posted by disaster boy on :
oral roberts? where.....
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Oral Roberts would have been proud of you.
I have no idea whom you are refering to and I don't think I want to know.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Oral Roberts was a preacher, later a televangelist, who campaigned against the "evils" of rock and roll back in the 50s.
Yes, his name lends itself well to many a joke.
Posted by disaster boy on :
he loooooves the gays by the way.
i think there was some sort of drug or affair scandal and we didnt see him for a few years.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Ok, how about we talk about anything that doesn't have to do with a mans rocks or the word "oral." I know, how about we go to the fields and pick some grapes, I need wine. It will be fun and theraputic. HUSSEL!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wine!
I will pick, I will romp, In the vats, I will stomp!
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Yes, yes, ha ha, free labor is the best.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You mke service to the very Lady of Avalon sound so... cheap.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
I'm far from cheap, I just didn't want to pay you, hey, I'll give you a bottle of wine for your work.
Posted by Sorceress Morgause on :
I love this picture, I'm wearing a crown. Why does Viviane have it...
The infernal Mist keep me from entering or else I'd ask myself...
err...
CURSES!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Whatever happened to all that wine we made?
I never got my bottle. Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Damn Miner!
Let's see...AH...here...you didn't make it but it's still a bottle of wine.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Would you be so kind as to share a glass with me?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Sure, just don't tell Semi.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by High Priestess Viviane: Damn Miner!
What?
Didn't you say I could take as much as I wanted?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Damn mouth!
Bottles and barrels of wine for everyone!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Well, if you insist....
Posted by Yellow King on :
Anybody seen my sword? I laid it on that stone over there during the the Equinox festivities and I can't find the darned thing anywhere.
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
quote:Originally posted by Yellow King: Anybody seen my sword? I laid it on that stone over there during the the Equinox festivities and I can't find the darned thing anywhere.
Opps, I've been using it to clean my toe nails...don't tell Viviane, she still peeved about the whole "me wanting to be a nun" thing.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<lands back down>
Haven't stopped by here in awhile! Last I recall, some ghost named "Gorlois" kept whispering in my ears...
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
WHAT!?!
Gorlois! That dead pansy, I'll take care of him.
Oh, and hi, Igraine.
You should drop by more often, Cobie.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Yellow King: Anybody seen my sword? I laid it on that stone over there during the the Equinox festivities and I can't find the darned thing anywhere.
I think it's stuck in that stone, Arthur.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by High Priestess Viviane: WHAT!?!
Gorlois! That dead pansy, I'll take care of him.
Oh, and hi, Igraine.
You should drop by more often, Cobie.
I think that would be an excellent idea, myself. And you know I'm always by your side when battling the likes of Gorlois, Morgause and the rest!
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
My perspective of you, Cobie, just keeps rising.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
When we're together, Viv, lots of things rise
(Just couldn't help it...)
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
That's what they all say.
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
Hey, you two, save it for the honeymoon.
[ April 02, 2005, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: High Queen Igraine ]
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
It's good to be home, I am accepting no more students, so go tofurkey yourself!
Posted by Darcy on :
Time for a new Cloud Tower.
(accesses the magic of Avalon and creates a large school)
Now accepting appilcations!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
So, what are you teaching?
Posted by Icy on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: So, what are you teaching?
Magic, whatelse, Reboot is BANNED from Cloud Tower!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
What kind?
Are we talking pulling rabbits out of a hat type stuff or turning people into rabbits you pull out of a hat type stuff?
Posted by Darcy on :
Mostly witch magic, so it involves all that you listed and more.
But you have to apply at Cloud Tower!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh my, have you gone and retconned yourself again? So are you a good witch or a bad witch, or are we still in Kansas? Can we still call you Viv?
Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Oh my, have you gone and retconned yourself again? So are you a good witch or a bad witch, or are we still in Kansas? Can we still call you Viv?
You can call me your Master or Mistress, if you prefer!
I thought I was always great when I'm bad!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'll call you "Babe" or "Toots" as in Tootsie - you choose. I don't do Master/Mistress stuff.
Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I'll call you "Babe" or "Toots" as in Tootsie - you choose. I don't do Master/Mistress stuff.
...call me Viv...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Ok, Viv it is. Viv is good - it means life.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If I'm not calling you Viv, I'll have to think of a cute/kewl one syllable nickname for Darcy Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: When we're together, Viv, lots of things rise
(Just couldn't help it...)
Okay, I'll grab his hands, you grab his legs, and you hold open the lock-up freezer long enough for us to chuck him in Posted by Dalek on :
*LANDS FROM SOME-WHERE*
*LOOKS AR-OUND, SEES GLOWY PEO-PLE*
ANN-I-HIL-ATE! EXTERMINATE!
Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Dalek: *LANDS FROM SOME-WHERE*
*LOOKS AR-OUND, SEES GLOWY PEO-PLE*
ANN-I-HIL-ATE! EXTERMINATE!
Lame-o!
Darkness I cast you with my might, Remove this insolence from my sight!
(Dalek and his ship glow purple and are removed from Avalon)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Wasn't that incantation from "Nights in White Satin"?
Posted by Dalek on :
I HAVE NOT A SHIP. I AM MY SHIP.
WHY AM I IN-VIS-IB-LE? I MUST NOW EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOU. EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!
*EXTERMINATES DAR-CY*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Wasn't that incantation from "Nights in White Satin"?
"Cold-hearted orb that rules the night Removes the colours from our sight, Red is grey and yellow white But we decide which is right And which is an illusion?"
<smoke comes out of Cobalt's hands>
Hey, I guess that spell does work!
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
"Oh zephyr winds that blow on high, Lift me now so I can fly!"
Hmmmm... nothing.
Perhaps you have to be Egyptian? Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Wasn't that incantation from "Nights in White Satin"?
I know not of this band.
quote:Originally posted by Dalek: I HAVE NOT A SHIP. I AM MY SHIP.
WHY AM I IN-VIS-IB-LE? I MUST NOW EX-TER-MIN-ATE YOU. EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!
*EXTERMINATES DAR-CY*
Must I declare war, Legionworld just got over one of those.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Play nice, dears. We're still sweeping up after the last war. Not to mention sewing up the dangling plotlines that have yet to be dealt with Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Play nice, dears. We're still sweeping up after the last war. Not to mention sewing up the dangling plotlines that have yet to be dealt with
Yes, ma'am...
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
We just don't want Legion World to become like the X-Universe Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: We just don't want Legion World to become like the X-Universe
Hmm, I could give Jean Grey a run for her reborn money.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Not to mention Kitty Pryde, with all her costume/name changes Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jeepers, I don't think I can handle anymore wars! We still have to fight the Red Bee and stuff, and deal with the leader situation...
I feel like Chris Claremont is co-writing the LMB these days!
Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Not to mention Kitty Pryde, with all her costume/name changes
Interesting, but I rather be Jeanie, you know because of her killer rack.
Boobs, they just solve all of lifes problems.
Posted by Darcy on :
Cha-cha-cha-changes!
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
<<warning, this post could make your eyes bleed>>
if claremont is writing this then my secret origin would be:
the love child of darcy/viviane and cobalt from the future (and alternate timeline of course where viv never went evil during the wedding) where i am the sole survivor (whew..it was a narrow escape) of a post apokalyptic world where the lmbp was not only hated and fear but outright slaughtered, and my time travel back in time was a feeble attempt to fix things before they got bad (when has that ever worked?)
where i would run with the lmbp for a while and the disappear, die or get captured and people would just forget about me and not try to find me, until i escape on my own back to the lmbp where i would not hold a grudge....(my exit from the lmbp would coincide with another lmbp'er getting (re)introduced with too similar powers and/or origin)
until a couple years later it would all happen again (but pretend like you didn't see it coming)
my head hurts.......
Posted by Darcy on :
Like I would ever intentionally get pregeant.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
yes it can be bad for your figure.
Posted by Darcy on :
At least I would get child support, then again, the child's father would be Cobalt, and he doesn't have any money. Now if I had a kid with EDE, that would be a big pay off.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
that would fit my powers better...ooo an illicit secret affair during the wedding.
Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: that would fit my powers better...ooo an illicit secret affair during the wedding.
Hmm...to be sure we should check the video tape when you where born to see if you came out with a nelly cap.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
well... i came out nelly, don't know what i did with the cap.
Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: well... i came out nelly, don't know what i did with the cap.
It was only a matter of time before EDE had an illegitamate child.
But I don't believe that I, Darcy, could be your mother, my powers would have informed me of such an occurence.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
quote:Originally posted by Darcy: But I don't believe that I, Darcy, could be your mother, my powers would have informed me of such an occurence.
Not to mention your hoo-hoo Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Spellbinder:
quote:Originally posted by Darcy: But I don't believe that I, Darcy, could be your mother, my powers would have informed me of such an occurence.
Not to mention your hoo-hoo
Posted by Darcy on :
So if I'm not his mother (or any of my identities), than who is?
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
only time will tell....
Posted by Darcy on :
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: only time will tell....
Screw that, I think it's Teeds!
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
quote:Originally posted by Darcy:
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: only time will tell....
Screw that, I think it's Teeds!
I agree, it most be her, who else would produce a child like Disaster Boy.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ha
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
I detect a sense of nervousness in your laugh, this must mean one thing!
Thriftshop Debutante and Eryk Davis Ester are indeed your parents of the future, and you have come here, to the past, to use the DISASTER FORCE to make sure your future doesn't turn out all poopy!
[ June 24, 2005, 02:08 AM: Message edited by: High Priestess Viviane ]
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
<The priestess crashes from strain>
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun, despatches a bee that has flown through the portal with them.
Kaboom
Picking up the weakened Priestess he throws her over his shoulder again.
"dude" smiles Invisible Brainiac "you are sooo going to get into trouble when she finds out”
“what do you mean” asked the puzzled barbarian
“Have you seen where you hand is” smiled IB
Feeling with his hand the barbarian realised he had been holding her close to his shoulder by clasping tight a hold of her derriere
Smiling grimly Hrun looked at Invisible Brainiac and said, “well its either this or leave her to the Bees”
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
(Morgaine was sitting in the Stone Circle, when she heard an explosion, she ran down the path, she look over the edge of the mountain and saw fire)
Viviane...
(within a blaze of red light Morgaine teleported to the scene)
Vicis subsisto
(The bees stop flying)
It's a temporary time stopping spell. If you don't know me, I am Morgaine, a priestess and a niece of Viviane. She's hurt, I'll take you inside, hurry, that spell will wear off soon.
(She walks towards the large mountainous building)
[ June 24, 2005, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Morgaine of the Faeries ]
Posted by Reboot on :
You really need some help with this multiple-personality thing, you know. Just how deep HAVE you buried your core personality (Zoe, I think it was) "Hi-Viv"? What about the others (Raven, DarkViv, Darcy and I think there were a couple of others)? They still in there?
And then, of course, to inflict the MPD on your relatives as well...
[ June 24, 2005, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: Reboot ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: only time will tell....
So, your mom was the band Asia?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Reboot: You really need some help with this multiple-personality thing, you know. Just how deep HAVE you buried your core personality (Zoe, I think it was) "Hi-Viv"? What about the others (Raven, DarkViv, Darcy and I think there were a couple of others)? They still in there?
And then, of course, to inflict the MPD on your relatives as well...
Seeing as I am unconscious right now, I am dreaming about sticking my tounge at you.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: only time will tell....
So, your mom was the band Asia?
We've already figured who his mama is and his father, and this discussion resides at the area where Cloud Tower use to be.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I like my theory better.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote: Originally posted by High Priestess Viviane: Thriftshop Debutante and Eryk Davis Ester are indeed your parents of the future, and you have come here, to the past, to use the DISASTER FORCE to make sure your future doesn't turn out all poopy!
It makes sense that he'd be related to Teeds. After all, he did kick you in the shin.
Unless, of course, it's just a coincidence...
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
quote: Originally posted by High Priestess Viviane: Thriftshop Debutante and Eryk Davis Ester are indeed your parents of the future, and you have come here, to the past, to use the DISASTER FORCE to make sure your future doesn't turn out all poopy!
It makes sense that he'd be related to Teeds. After all, he did kick you in the shin.
Unless, of course, it's just a coincidence...
I can't talk right now, I'm unconscious and there are deadly bees on this island.
uhh...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Whoops!
Anybody seen Morgaine?
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
(In the main building of the hall Morgaine instructs Hrun to put Viviane down on the altar)
Invisible Brainiac, the bees keep coming through! Viviane mustn't have closed the portal.
Mother! There are dangerous bees coming through a portal on the north side!
I'll heal Viviane's wounds, it'll take sometime.
Vigoratus exuro quod propinquus vix Posted by Igraine on :
quote:Originally posted by Morgaine of the Faeries: Mother! There are dangerous bees coming through a portal on the north side!
I'll close it.
Invisible Brainiac, I need you stay here and protect the priestesses, the bees may become aggrevated with my presence on the north side.
(With that, Igraine walks out of the main building and teleports herself near the north side of the island)
Absconditus Amiculum
(Igraine becomes transparent, hoping that it will be enough to fool the bees senses while she closes the portal. She makes her way to the north side and hold her hands over the portal opening)
Prodigium propinquus quod signum Illa lacuna EGO narro per pectus pectoris sentio Clausus vestri porta quod redimio semita!
(The portal closes, but she has become known to the bees)
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: I like my theory better.
me too. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
(Invisible Brainiac, worried about Igraine, goes to search for her. He leaves a shield of light to protect Viviane and Hrun...)
After seeing a green glow in the north, IB goes to investigate only to find... that the magical nature of the island has somehow transformed the bees, making them larger!
Luckily, Igraine's innate magical abilities have kicked in. Though unconscious, she has formed a shield around herself.
Converting the molecules in his body to pure light, IB flies down to rescue her.
Above him, the bees keep swarming...
[ June 27, 2005, 04:39 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun looks down at the still unconscious Priestess. Gently he lifts her head and taking his cloak forms a pillow before resting her back down. He smoothes her long dress down to preserve her modesty and then stands, looking to see if he can tell what Invisible Brainianc is doing.
Bah, these witches, and their familiars, I need to hit something to fight and feel the joy of the warrior as my axe sinks deep into the flesh of my enemies”
Just then he notices the super sized bees now the size of carrier pigeons flying back over the holy land towards the high Priestess.
“At last something I can hit” Hrun say’s
He picks up a flattened piece of wood and as the first bee gets close, let’s fly with an almighty swipe. Hitting the bee on the opposite side from the detonator he sends the bee flying wildly through the air, until it crashes into a grove of trees.
KABooooooooom.
The explosion is defining and three mighty 500 year old oaks are felled.
The blast knocks Hrun off his feet and bowls him over and over until he comes to rest against the High Priestess
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
HRUN!!!
(Morgaine runs to his side)
You're going to get yourself killed, not to mention the rest of use, Viviane should regain consciousness soon. I hope my mother is alright down there with Invisible Brainiac.
Posted by Igraine on :
(Igraine gets off from the ground)
IB: Are you all right?
Igraine: I'm fine, the portals closed.
(She looks over to the main structure and sees the damage of the large bees have caused)
Igraine: I'm heading back, we have to make a stand, if we can't kill the bees, we'll just have to push them out.
(Igraine glows orange and takes to flight)
Igraine: It would be wise if you returned with me, IB.
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
(As Igraine returns to the building, Morgaine runs to meet her, sensing her presence)
Morgaine: Mother! You are alright. We must do something about the infestation. I have tried to gain back up from the Security Office of Legion World, but my pleas have gone unheard.
(Mother and daughter sense Viviane returning to her conscios state)
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
I am fine, thank you, Morgaine.
(Viviane turns to Hrun and IB)
Thank you for your aide.
Red Bee can be as sadistic as he wants, but his intention was not to inflitrate Avalon, and he wouldn't have been able to if not from my lack of energy during the initial strike.
Hrun, IB, Morgaine, Igraine, we have been summoned to the Security Office, go!
(A blue light surrounds the four and sends them to the Security Office of Legion World)
I wish to handles the insects on my own.
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
spaking through lmbp flight ring communication device
"viviane!!!! reboot teleported morgause to avalon.....do you need backup? we are dealing with the bee here"
[ June 27, 2005, 05:33 PM: Message edited by: Disaster Boy ]
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: spaking through lmbp flight ring communication device
"viviane!!!! reboot teleported morgause to avalon.....do you need backup? we are dealing with the bee here"
What? She's not here, she's banned from Avalon, he could have sent her anywhere, the imbecile!
Stay away from Avalon! I command it!
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
(High Priestess goes to the highest point of Avalon, she stands looking at the destruction that her island has endure)
No more! NO MORE!
Magic forces that dwell within me, Banish these pests from my sight, Remove them from Avalon with my mystic might!
(Viviane sends a wave of light blue energy and the gigantic bees are ripped from Avalon and tossed into the Void of No Return)
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
(Viviane does not stop, she drops to her knees and shoves her hands in the ground)
Meus penuriosus Insula , poena vos sentio. Concresco , exsisto uber , quod vigoratus.
(A wave of magic errupts from her hands and ripples throughout the island, bringing it back to it's former state)
Now, to end the Red Bee.
(in a shimmer of light blue light, Viviane teleports away)
Posted by Banshee on :
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Posted by Luna on :
Shut up, Banshee!
Posted by Luna on :
Now that Third Race has returned to our homeland, GET OUT!!!
(Banishes all non-Avalonians, that includes Disaster Boy, places gates up and fades from sight)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*hovers above Avalon*
Hmmm, I'm not sure if we're allowed on the island yet. I guess I'll just move on... but I do miss the wonderfully relaxing and soul-calming nature of the island.
Posted by Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) on :
Mmmm, this looks like just the place to find some hidden items of power!
Although... somehow I don't think I'd be welcome here without an invitation.
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