97. Favorite song isn't "Buffalo Girls Won't You Come Out Tonight"... or is it?
96. Has been around forever, though his post count doesn't show it.
Posted by Future on :
95. His superb coloring skills enhance any picture!
94. He looks good in Tinya's bell-bottom outfit.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
93. He thinks Lash shouldn't kill the new keyboard by posting such obvious falsehoods.
92. But he's still not going to stop him... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
91. Excellent singing voice
90. LMB Old-timer
89. Smells like cinnamen and home made apple pie
88. Is going to find those threads he promised for me Posted by rtvu2 on :
87. Is back with a vengeance.
86. Has cool long hair.
85. Lives in Buffalo.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
84. He wears a funny hat
83. His initials are LL
82. Doesn't have to be retconned into continuity.
Posted by Harbinger on :
81. He's as cute as a button.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
80. Grooviest Loser I know
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
79. Keeps mysterious - but necessary! - things in his pants.
78. Has a long to-do list of sketches to colour, which he is working on assiduously.
77. Looks like a loveable rogue, but really he's just loveable.
Posted by Miss Terious on :
76. I have no idea what he looks like - but, in my mind's eye, he's a Hottie McHottentott!
75. He's the Super Ron Jeremy... of Space!
74. He has a tender side too - but he usually sits on it!
[ August 19, 2004, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: Miss Terious ]
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Posted by Abin Quank on :
73. He knows where Lackawanna is!
Posted by MLLASH on :
72. Those eyes!
71. That rebellious hair!
70. Those lips-- surrounded as they are by that sensual goatee!
69. Jillikers H. Christmas! I've got myself all worked up now...!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
68. He doesn't put too much mayo in his tuna cassarole!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Is that a euphemism?!?
Posted by KinetixgreenZoe on :
Oh God, I hope not. There should never be too much mayo in a tuna cassarole.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
67. He knows when to put extra mayo in the tuna cassarole!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
66. He lives in a cave.
65. He is maintaining the great DC tradition of "LL" names.
64. That story about Loser, the 3 hookers and the speedboat in Miami is completely false.
63. However, the incident with Loser, the drag queen and the truck transporting chickens in Albany did happen.
62. (Breaking news...) He smashed a bottle of whisky over Cher's head.
[ August 20, 2004, 03:42 AM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by Greybird on :
<----- 61.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: That story about Loser, the 3 hookers and the speedboat in Miami is completely false.
Tampa? (snicker)
60. He's a founding Legion of Message Board Posters member. (hip-hip and all that)
59. He has no genetic material from Lex Luthor.
58. Fantasizes about being female and trysting with Spark and Violet while fighting evildoers and saving the timestream/universe/planet from destruction.
Posted by Miss Terious on :
57. He's never added mayo to my tuna casserole
56. He likes to add cool whip to pieholes
55. He sees horny people (in my best Haley Joel Osment voice)
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
54. He's here on a Sunday afternoon.
Posted by Thora on :
53. He is slightly less cretinous than most males. But only slightly.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
52. That think about the LL name again.
51. His contributions to "Cobalt Kid", such as his good looks.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
He posts at the same time as me
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
49. He was never potty-trained, he was mysteriosly born with the ability to clean his own poop.
Posted by Sister Saturn on :
48. He's actually a champion in all fields of endeavor - but painfully modest, thus his ID Loser Lad.
47. His silver tongue has been known to make women slither.
46. He was the first kid in his neighborhood to develop an opposable thumb! Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Sister Saturn:
47. His silver tongue has been known to make women slither.
so THATS IT!
Cobalt is responsible for the whole Projectra = Sensor fiasco
time to bring back the "I blame Cobie" thread me thinks
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
46. Indirectly responsible for the possible resurrection of the "I Blame Cobie" thread.
Posted by Miss Terious on :
Check further up, Cobie, you are actually #45.
44. He reminds me that Cobalt Kid space-rawks like no other. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jeepers!
43. He's so great, he makes me mis-count as well as mis-spell!
Posted by Miss Terious on :
42. He didn't make me Miss-Terious but he does make me miss-him when he's gone Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
41. He likes to post.
Posted by Slobo Bloke on :
40. he makes you laugh a lot....
39. he has a goatee....
Posted by Miss Troia on :
38. He's on right now! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
37. He makes us miss him, that tease.
Posted by Blaze on :
36. He keeps us company when we lose a fight/competition.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
35. He was a big hero for Daroon during the Dark Oval war!
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
34. His colour work makes my mediocre art look fantastic
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
33. He never, ever gives up.
Posted by cleome46 on :
32. What gams! [whistle]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
31. His bushy brown hair!
Posted by Viridis Lament on :
30. He always gives the reach around
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
29. He makes a great teleporter (when he's not inadvertently messing up)