And get me some of those cookies I like. You know the ones... Posted by Varalent on :
And could you tell the electric company to please hurry and get me reconnected? It's right next door to the store after all. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And could you stop at the pornography store and buy me some pornography?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
And don't forget the beer. Can't have porn without beer! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll take a hostess fruit pie and a cute little trollop for me to settle down with. At the same time I'm eating my hostess fruit pie.
Posted by matlock on :
I need stamps, please.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Oh yeah, stamps. I almost forgot. I need some stamps too!
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: And could you stop at the pornography store and buy me some pornography?
Str8, gay or that animal stuff Cobie likes??? Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov:
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: And could you stop at the pornography store and buy me some pornography?
Str8, gay or that animal stuff Cobie likes???
Gay of course.
Isn't Cobie into Necro too? Of course I could just be beating a dead horse here.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
What, "Pov's disco sheep bonanza?"
Best porn ever!
Posted by Pov on :
Aaaah, Lambchop...
You and Shari Lewis warped me for life... Posted by Future on :
Pov, I can't tell whose going to eat whom first there...Shari or Lambchop. My money is on the sheep, at any rate.
Harbinger, best use of the message board ever! Now if only Sonnie will notice this thread or the shoutbox.
Posted by Varalent on :
Need to rename it "Sonnie: On your way home could you..." then he'd see it for sure and we'd get all our errands run! Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
*ahem*
V, the LX company apologise for their oversight and will have you reconnected double quick...I'm trying to arrange a particularly hunky lectrian for you, but I can't promise...
Quis, theres a selection of decent porn - all flavours - round here already ( ) tho probly not dead animals, sorry Cobie - so all you gottado is come visit... beers too LL, the fridge rarely hasn't some tucked away....
Matlock and Loser, your stamps are in the post.... (probably with the legendary cheque )
Loser, I coulds only get these giant double choco coookies, will they do?
Cobie, we haven't seen hostess twinkies since the late 70s so you'll have to share Loser's cookies I'm afraid, sorry bud....
Right, if that's everyone I'll settle down for the night then....
wotcha mean milk?
Oh b*gger! Right, anyone want anything while I pop around the corner for some milk - and this aint the munchie patrol either so no long list of hard to find food stuffs please
(B, thanks a lot)
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
And the phone should have been diverted to my assistant - the skiving sod had probably taken the afternoon off as I was in meetings all day! Cheers for the info B....
<Dickensian boss from hell mode strikes again, heh heh heh>
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Double Choco will be allright...I guess... Posted by matlock on :
If you all don't have Twinkies how do you get your creme filling? Wait, that sounds more like I'm asking for more porn rather than a snack cake.
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
cream filled porn coming up.... so to speak Posted by Greybird on :
You forgot my Chee-tos!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Why doesn't everybody just make a list this evening for stuff Sonnie can pick up tomorrow?
I need scotch tape, a dozen ears of corn and some rice milk. Thanks, Sonnie! And feel free to leave work early if the list is long!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll take fiddle faddle, some type of Kool-Aid to make Jungle Juice with, an adult men's magazine bordering on being porno and a cigar of your choice!
Good idea, FC! You should always go to the store, Sonnie !
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Don't forget to pay the electricity and cable bills and pick up everyone's dry cleaning.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Isn't Cobie into Necro too?
Cobie's "into" just about everything. Posted by STU on :
Could you please pick me up?
I'm waiting outside the Elephant & Castle Tube station and need a ride home...! Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Do they have any drive-thru's in your neck of the woods, Sonnie? If so, could you stop at a McDonald's or Burger King's, and get me a Fish Fillet Value Meal?
Thx!
Posted by Harbinger on :
And this time please remember to pick up some milk Keithie, you know how miserable you are without your coffee in the morning
[ August 17, 2004, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: Harbinger ]
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Wow. Don't tell me after all that he still forgot the milk?!? Posted by Varalent on :
Well I have to admit that he did get results for me at the electric company. Got my power back last night. Hope he remembers the milk today though! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I sure hope I get my Fiddle Faddle in the mail today!
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad: Wow. Don't tell me after all that he still forgot the milk?!?
Posted by Harbinger on :
We're still waiting Keithie. Don't think the beers you bought tonight will do either Posted by STU on :
I'm still waiting to be picked up at the Elephant & Castle Tube station.
I'm cold, scared, and lonely... Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
I'm going to be at E&C at the weekend STU, will saturday afternoon be okay for you? Around 3-ish?
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
And B, do you really think I'm going to get your milk for you? Stop being lazy and nip round to that corner shop yourself already....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I was just thinking today about how much I would LOVE some Cadbury mini eggs... could you get those too? Posted by Varalent on :
Oouwwwwww! Those sound wonderful! I'd love some too! Posted by Varalent on :
Never mind! I'll stop at the store and get some. B, don't worry, I WON'T forget the milk! Posted by Harbinger on :
Credit where it is definitely due department - guess who went out to the shop this morning before going off to work and bought a 4 pinter?
You guessed it, god bless Sonnie and his early morning shopping skills! Posted by Future on :
Awesome! Way to go, Sonnie!
It's definitely not his turn after all this. Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Lived this down yet Sonnie? Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Classic Sonnie thread!
Posted by future king on :
... please remember to pick up my dry cleaning? Thanks honey.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... swing by and grab the ark of the Covenant? It's in a big box in the warehouse in new mexico.
Posted by future king on :
... be a dear and scoop up the Holy Grail on your way back from spinning class?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(wasn't it Nevada, according to the 4th film?)
...cut the power lines to KFC and prevent a subatomic reaction from annihilating life on earth as we know it?
Posted by Sonnie on :
... and you wonder why I haven't had time to post here lately....
Posted by cleome on :
...get this prescription for my blood pressure meds refilled?
Yeah, it was supposed to last me through May 15th, but the doc hasn't read the first few pages of this thread. She just doesn't understand...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
...feast on the Blood of the Ancients?
Posted by cleome on :
...and then PLEASE use these breath mints?!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by cleome on :
...get my 2011 Rose City Rollers program autographed?
Posted by future king on :
... PLEASE remember to get potatoes and not tomotoes this time?! *sigh*
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
...see if the Easter candy is on sale. If it is, buy some nice Cadbury eggs for Exnihil.
Posted by future king on :
... please pick up some Pepto Bismol for Exnihil?
Posted by Sonnie on :
Right here you are, everything is in a pile in the corner, help yourselves....
I'm away to the pub now so see you there later Posted by future king on :
... swing by the palace? I seem to have left my umbrella there after the royal wedding. You never know when it will suddenly start raining in merry ol' England! Pip pip Pipa! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Stop and let that mexican food you ate earlier out? Reeeaaaalllly don't want you to bring it home.
Posted by cleome on :
...give my regards to Broadway?
Posted by future king on :
... maybe, you know.... like, if you have time, or, something like that?
Posted by SharkLad on :
... file a patent for your left-handed can opener
Posted by future king on :
... lend me five bucks? Thanks man.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
...take off your clothes, walk on all fours, bark like a dog, and poop on the sidewalk?
Posted by cleome45 on :
...take some of these chocolate-coconut bars with you? I can't be left alone with the whole pan. Posted by rot-flam-mow on :
... stop by cleome45's place and pick up ALL of those yummy chocolate-coconut bars? Thanks babe.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
...stop in Philadelphia to get some Utz Potato Chips and Tastykakes? Pennsylvania really is the snack food capital of the world.
Posted by future king on :
... remember to pick up the kids from daycare? They're really starting to complain over there!
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