step right up... getcher ribs, chicken and fixins! got nice fresh cole slaw, corn on the cob, baked beans, corn bread... and pluberry pie for desert!
I got Alaskan Amber, Old Speckled Hen and Grail Ale by the bottle.. also some Imperial (Costa Rican beer) with lime, lime juice and salt around the rim, Tico-style!
dig in, folks!
Posted by Miss Terious on :
Comes to the BBQ wearing a lingerie cami, bright yellow wrap top, and hip hugger "jeans," a 21st c. garment.
I brought Naltorian potato salad and hot wings!
Kisses her host on his handsome face and enjoys the party!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
<returns the kiss>
In you case, "hot wings" is a redundancy!
Posted by capt._dallas on :
quote:Originally posted by Miss Terious: Comes to the BBQ wearing a lingerie cami...
Oh boy, I don't think my wife will let me attend this kind of Bar-B-Q.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Don't mind Miss T, my friend!
She's a harmless flirt, unless you encourage her!
siddown and enjoy a brewski.
Posted by Future on :
Mmm...have to love the smell of that barbequed chicken!
I brought a few more bags of ice for the wine and drink coolers, and a nice inflatable beach volleyball in the shape of ye olde Bouncing Boy.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I got some sauces - Montgomery Inn Barbecue Sauce and a variety of spicier stuff for the more daring folks. Collard greens and biscuits, too.
Not sure which beer to start with, so I'll just have one of each.
Posted by STU on :
[homer]
Can't post; eating.
[/homer]
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
Can't Post; Stealing the food off of STU's Plate...
**Purr**
Posted by STU on :
I knew he'd do that! That's why I spiked the food on that side of the plate with Kitty Ex-Lax...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<chug>
Great BBQ!
<chug>
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
I knew he'd do that! Thats why I re-filled his beer!
**Purr**
Posted by ActorLad on :
*brings in his special assorted Super-Seafood of Space platter & mingles*
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
This is great, Kent! Think I'll stay here for lunch and supper.
Posted by Miss Terious on :
Puts on some music and says,
"Conga line, Legion Worlders!"
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
all right! I'm right behindja!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hot off the grill!
Bratwursts for you Krautiphiles!
Grilled artichokes for my fellow Italophiles!
Shrimp for anyone-with-a-pulse-aphiles!
for the Atkinsians, Buffalo burgers!
For the vegetarians, grilled vegies!
For the humanitarians, , er. um.
Posted by Future on :
The first Legion World conga-line? It has DEFINITE possibilities!
I'm right behind you, Miss T & Kent!
Posted by Miss Terious on :
I've never had grilled artichoke before - it sounds heavenly!
Makes me wish I had a little Italian in me!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you pull off a leaf, and eat the soft, yellowish part at the bottom. It's quite nice... easpecially if you're already orally inclinated towards eating lower parts.
Posted by KinetixgreenZoe on :
Mmm, that does sound divine.
[ August 13, 2004, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: KinetixgreenZoe ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
please... let me show you how its done...
Posted by KinetixgreenZoe on :
Naughty, Naughty boy. But if insist...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
allow me to peel your leaf... as you can see, a delicate touch leads to a nice, soft, warm reward... heaven for the lips... you don't overdo it, you savor it...
Posted by KinetixgreenZoe on :
Mmm, the utter...process of it all.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
there's nothing quite like a pleasurable eating experience. thank you for sharing it with me.
Posted by KinetixgreenZoe on :
No, thank you, it's a moment I won't forget.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
no one should ever forget a good party!
hey kitties! got plenty of grilled salmon!
Hrun, no hunting the cats here... Bast, the cat goddess, has agreed to transorm anyone who attacks cats at my BBQ into mice. Whizzy tells me they go great with sweet n sour sauce.
Posted by STU on :
Boy, this is turning into a weenie roast and a clambake...
Posted by KinetixgreenZoe on :
I can't quite tell.
Posted by Future on :
One must wonder where the Super Mosquitoes...of Space are? I'd think they'd be all over us by now with the festivities going on at the barbecue.
Posted by STU on :
They're being deterred by the Legion's special bug zapper.
(It's really just the Ranzz siblings in a hanging cage, pulling picnic duty.)
Posted by Future on :
Ah, yes! Good point, STU. Do I spot Mekt in over-alls within the Ranzzian cage?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A round of drinks on me!
800!!!
Posted by ActorLad on :
Shikari & Gates better be careful, they might get zapped by mistake.
Posted by cleome46 on :
I've always wanted to brandish a bratwurst at dastardly devils - or mosquitoes.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: A round of drinks on me!
800!!!
When's the next round of drinks? Any tequila available?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I opted for some single-malt Scotch instead. If you wanted tequila, you should have come to the liquor store with me.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Ah well, I can always bring my own. Bring on the Scotch!