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<For several hours, or perhaps several days, a deadly game of cat and mouse has raged inside the secret Legion World Tesseract System as Hrun the Barbarian and Stoopid Cat hunt each other>
Laying in ambush Stoopid Cat listens to the labored breathing of the barbarian. Ever since Hrun managed to enter the tesseract system after their battle at SHAKES, SC has been leading the barbarian in circles. The teseracts are his creation and playground, they respond to his every whim, the barbarian has to run uphill to chase him down hill, straight passageways curve, bend, and loop behind him - forcing the barbarian to expend more and more energy in the chase.
"Following me in here was a really stupid move Hrumf! Here the advantages are all mine!"
A mere ten feet separates the two but for Hrun it might as well be ten light-years. He has already discovered that it is worse than useless to hurl his axe in the confines of the tesseracts (It has a tendancy to loop back at him) and to make matters worse the suddenly sentient statue of Fat Cramer has joined forces with Stoopid Cat.
Howling with rage the barbarian suddenly changes tactics. His axe begins to bite into the wall of the tessseract. Within seconds he has hewn a new entrance to the system and he steps through it...
"Stoopid Cat! I will have your fur for my pouch! But I will take it at a time and place of my choosing! Then I wil take these tesseracts and bend them to MY will!"
"We'll see about that Hrumbf, won't we?"
Peeering through the new opening Stoopid cat sees Hrun in the new Dreamateria...
Not to worry Sis. Your statue will be fine here. I don't know how or why it came to life but it has and it's definitely not happy with Hrumfb. Maybe it's trying to return the abducted statues to their rightful pedestals?
**Purr**
-------------------- When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
From: Medicus Two | Registered: Dec 2003
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SC, I've been meaning to explore this system myself, strictly for security purposes.
I'll stay out of the battle b/t you and Hrun though--it's too personnel a matter for me to intervene now. Still, I want to know how I ended up in your litter box when five seconds earlier I was looking at the statue of Invisible Brainiac...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: SC, I've been meaning to explore this system myself, strictly for security purposes.
I'll stay out of the battle b/t you and Hrun though--it's too personnel a matter for me to intervene now. Still, I want to know how I ended up in your litter box when five seconds earlier I was looking at the statue of Invisible Brainiac...
**Purr**
No idea about the litter box (except that you may have triggered ine of the tesseracts auto transport tubes, I kind of forgot where I put some of them...
Also, while you're wandering around in here remember Abin has to dump the litterbox somewhere, and a few of the side tunnels do smell a little odd.
**Purr**
-------------------- When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
From: Medicus Two | Registered: Dec 2003
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Nice system you've got here, SC. I see that in addition to the portal at SHAKES, there's one at SHAMELESS HUSSIES. That would be of special benefit to ICEFIRE. During his breaks as a bartender at SHAKES, he could pop over to SHAMELESS HUSSIES for a quick pole dance and pick up some extra credits. That is, if ICEY ever comes back to work. Anyone seen him around?
Registered: Aug 2003
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Not lately, but I haven't seen a lot of the good looking guys that work at Shameless Hussies either. Maybe he's giving them a lesson in flirting?
<Hm...definately don't want to go down that tunnel...>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Hey Stoopid Cat! Great tesseract network! Listen, I just wanted to warn you that Connie is in a major snit right now and I get the feeling that SOME of it just might be directed at you. If you see her before she sees you, you just may want to run!
Of course, if she sees Hrun first you have nothing to worry about. She's got vengence on her mind and he's going to experience it if I know my Connie.
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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PS: Tell Abin you're litter box in here needs to be changed. Smells like it's been accumulating for months in here!
-------------------- "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
From: Paragon City on patrol | Registered: Jul 2003
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<Enters Tesseracts from SHAKES, Immediately recognizes the stench of evil magic. Long loping TIGER GOD AVITAR strides carry him swiftly to the spot where Hrun's potion befouled his tesseracts. Swiftly he relieves himself onto the spot, thus neutralizing the potion.>
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