Enter if you dare, cretin. Or if you desire to be flogged!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Gee, Thora - no takers yet? Maybe over the weekend...
Posted by Thora on :
Perhaps you desire to learn the tender art of cretin-flogging, Madame Cramer? It requires a certain level of skill.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Gee, Thora - no takers yet? Maybe over the weekend...
Granted, it sounds like a better 4th of July event than tuning in to that Clay Aiken thing on TV, but.....I'll pass, thanks.
Posted by Frostfyre on :
Me Me Me I desire to be flogged!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Hi, dont mind me just passing through so to speak. Mmmmmm interesting decor although to be honest its a tad over the top for me.
Posted by Thora on :
This is standard Taltaran Flogging Chamber equipment, cretin!
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
*Zaps Thora with Madness Ray on "dribbling incoherancy" setting, and watches her collapse into a drooling heap on the floor*
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Yeah i have that effct on women too SoM Posted by Thora on :
Bah! All cretinous males think they have to do is point their guns at a female to have her mewing on the floor like an oversexed kitten!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Funny but I dont think, i know Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thora, would the notion of a male flogging female cretins be totally disgusting to you?
(If so, blame Faraway, I didn't want to rat him out, but my low-cretin level makes me make wise decisions... )
Posted by Thora on :
Female cretins? Such a creature doesn't exist.
Posted by Thora on :
Since I am positive that Glorith indeed has a penis.
Posted by Thora on :
And I-- Thora of Taltar-- stand by that statement.
Posted by Future on :
Wow, Thora has kept Glorith off Legion World for quite a long time! I almost miss the gal.
Posted by Thora on :
Thora of Taltar demands the return of her court jester Glorith!
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Madame Thora, you know you don't need to ask me. Flog away!
Posted by Thora on :
AH, the memories...
Posted by Cobaltus on :
The "mysterious dissapearance" of Glorith all those years ago stands as an example to people who might challenge Thora.
I find this strangely...arousing?
Posted by Thora on :
Glorith learned well not to rise up against THORA of TALTAR!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Man, this place smells like the basement of an adult video store...
Posted by Ram Boy on :
That could be the Glade Moldy Wankers Plug-In or else Thora is aging her cheese again.
Posted by Chief Lardy on :
<deep sniff>
Ah! Smells like home! Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: Man, this place smells like the basement of an adult video store...
... and you know this smell how exactly? Posted by SharkLad on :
My great-grandparents ran an adult video store back in the old country...
Posted by Lad With Glasses on :
Posted by Nam'Lor on :
Nam'Lor ... Nam'Lor look around ...
Posted by Thora on :
Your cretinosity has not been lost on Thora of Taltar, male worm known as Nam'Lor!
Tread carefully or suffer accordingly.
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
I-Auntie Anita of Earth- volunteer to flog Nam'Lor.
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
quote:Originally posted by Anita Cocktail: I-Auntie Anita of Earth- volunteer to flog Nam'Lor.
oooooooooo y'all nasty!
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Calm, darling!
You simply must grab a whip & join the festivities!!
I'm certain Jayquawn could use a good flogging!!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*arrives with Blaze, and scratches head*
Erm, is this the right place? Sure doesn't look like a romantic spot to me...
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