With the ending of my term as leader, the former GovernMental building recieved a complete rebuild Gone is the three winged affair of glass and steel and rock and stone.
In it's place rises a tall spire, gleaming green with blue energy crackling through the windows. At it's top hovers a sphere of purest white.
Around the base, many and sundry buildings have been constructed, to be elaborated upon later, as well as a green space of tree and grass. And a moat of purest water encircles the new complex.
[ October 01, 2004, 03:22 AM: Message edited by: Reboot ]
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
For reference, from when this was the GovernMental Building
As is wont with these things, upon the new administration taking office, suddenly there came a new building for a new government.
'Tis a tri-winged affair, with the only details Miner has thus far revealed to me about his wing is that it contains a pool hall. No doubt he'll fill in the details later
My two wings are of radically different character:
The Sane Wing is a modern office complex, U-shaped with a flat roof, and with almost featureless green mirrored glass covering all but the doors at the bottom.
The Mad Wing, on the other hand, had a medićval character about it. Built mostly of whitewashed brick, it is a complete Shambles to look at. Windows are unglassed, and the wooden shutters barely fit the lopsided affairs.
Cabinet meetings are held in the round metallic silver "hub" building which connects the three wings.
The Cabinet, at present, is:
ActorLad, Minister for Cartoons capt_dallas, Minister for Paranoia Frostfyre, Minister of Domestic Affairs Future, Psychologist and Psychiatrist Quislet, Esq, Legal Advisor Kent Shakesphere, Director of External Affairs
I myself have taken the role of Minister for Security.
Others involved are:
Cobalt Kid, Disgraced Chief of Security STU, LW Bouncer
draub is granted a permanent parking space, that moves so that Venus is always in sight
Faraway Lad has been dismissed as Ambassador to Faraway Places for giving aid to Glorith.
[ September 30, 2004, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: Reboot ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Everything that currently resides in OM's Pool Hall and Campaign HQ has been 'ported to my wing here. With the exception of the bars, which have been laid to rest out of respect for SHAKES.
Plus I'm adding a huge rehearsal hall for CALAMITY.
Since the only platform I had during the election was the one that I stood on to reach the pinball machines, it'll take a little more time to round up some office-type stuff. But what's the hurry?
Posted by UTS on :
I'm the official LW Bouncer! I take care of the riff-raff.
Posted by Frostfyre on :
I'm applying for "Minister of Domestic Affairs"
Posted by UTS on :
And does this mean we're now living in a Luxan Hyperage?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Frostfyre: I'm applying for "Minister of Domestic Affairs"
You're already Minister of Flirting for Life.
Looking for a career change?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Holy shades of Batman Returns, uh... Batman!
Sounds great, Sanity. Looks like the right person won at the right time. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
As Security Chief, I promise to subit a report ASAP.
In the meantime, I'll be drunk celebrating
In other words...Congrats!
Posted by Greybird on :
You have two wings, SoM? So do I
Have fun, you two.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
At last, a building that caters to changing moods.
Is there a cover charge for the Calamity Hall?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The members of Calamity have decided that no one should have to pay to see us until they actually hear us ...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Do you guys commission pieces?
I've got this nice number I've been working on. Hope Outdoor Miner doesn't mind playing 30 min. mellotron solos...
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
SorM,
Here are the giant ceremonial ribbon cutting scissors.
You will be needing them.
Also, here is my copy of "How to do the half wave crowd greeting"
Posted by Policy Pam on :
Sounds like the new place is in need of some insurance. Can I interest either of our new leaders in a policy that will cover all visitors and those working in the Mad Wing?
Well, I shouldn't say it will cover all visitors or workers. Not even I can provide coverage for that cute little fellow in the nappy hat.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Frostfyre: I'm applying for "Minister of Domestic Affairs"
You're already Minister of Flirting for Life.
Looking for a career change?
Nah, just a new name for the old Dept, as far as I'm concerned Posted by Faraway Lad on :
If it is appropriate I would be happy to continue serving as Ambassador to Faraway Places no one else wants to go to.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Do you guys commission pieces?
We'll try anything once. That's our motto.
It might even refer to the music.
quote:I've got this nice number I've been working on. Hope Outdoor Miner doesn't mind playing 30 min. mellotron solos...[/QB]
"30 minute Mellotron solo" is my middle name. Bring it.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Do you guys commission pieces?
We'll try anything once. That's our motto.
It might even refer to the music.
I hasten to point out that that's his motto, and he doesn't make policy Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I hope SoM realizes that Calamity has a tradition of practicing in the leader's quarters at in the wee hours of the night! Posted by Frostfyre on :
Can I get a dance pole in my office?
Posted by Frostfyre on :
Also that Lash boy can I get him in my office?
Posted by Thora on :
Thora of Taltar DEMANDS to be made Secretary of Cretin-Flogging!
I'll also require a Slave-Boy-Friday. The cretinous males known as Frostfyre or Rokk Steady will suffice.
Posted by Frostfyre on :
God I love that woman!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I volunteer to operate the security cameras. I KNOW that they've been installed in the girls' locker rooms.
Posted by Future on :
I'd love to volunteer as this administration's psychologist and psychiatrist. Someone has to help ease the transition from the sane wing to the madness wing, give the leaders some encouraging words, and aid the paranoia department should anything arise!
I know there's going to have to be some counseling once IB and Cobalt work out these security camera issues!
That and I need to get some practice in for my college major somewhere. Do employees get front-row seats to the first Calamity show?
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Thora: Thora of Taltar DEMANDS to be made Secretary of Cretin-Flogging!
I'll also require a Slave-Boy-Friday. The cretinous males known as Frostfyre or Rokk Steady will suffice.
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Thora,
Sod Off.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I volunteer to operate the security cameras. I KNOW that they've been installed in the girls' locker rooms.
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Invisible Brainiac,
I'm afraid those fall under Cobalt Kid's jurisidiction. While, as Leader, I have full access to the tapes as and when I want them, I have no involvement with the day-to-day running.
I advise you to write to the Security Office, asking for a post.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: I'd love to volunteer as this administration's psychologist and psychiatrist. Someone has to help ease the transition from the sane wing to the madness wing, give the leaders some encouraging words, and aid the paranoia department should anything arise!
I know there's going to have to be some counseling once IB and Cobalt work out these security camera issues!
That and I need to get some practice in for my college major somewhere. Do employees get front-row seats to the first Calamity show?
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Future,
Yes I do believe this arrangement is satesfactory, and you may start your post immediately.
Unfortunately, however, I have no involvement with any calamities.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Frostfyre: Can I get a dance pole in my office?
Also that Lash boy can I get him in my office?
God I love that woman!
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Frostfyre,
Apply to the requistion department for your first two items.
As for your fixation on Miss Thora, I advise you to meet with Councillor Future at the earliest possible opportunity to see about resolving that little issue.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Thora on :
Thora of Taltar wasn't making a request, cretin!
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Thora: Thora of Taltar wasn't making a request, cretin!
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Thora,
Sod Off.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: Do employees get front-row seats to the first Calamity show?
I'm sure we can work something out.
We'll even provide employees with headphones. The kind people wear for protection when they fire shotguns. Trust me, you'll need 'em.
Posted by Glorith on :
This is now my throneroom and bed chamber. Mr Madness! and Mr Miner please vacate the premises and worship your Queen.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
My apologies madam, you seem to be in the wrong building. This facility is for elected leaders and Government officials only. If i may suggest you return to your official residence on Embassy Row. Where I am sure the psyonian ambassador (a real princess) will be delighted to teach you the finer points of manners and etiquette.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hmmf.
After all the campaigning I did for SoM?, I don't even get a lackey's post?
whatever happened to graft and patronage? is there no respect for tradition?
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Hmmf.
After all the campaigning I did for SoM?, I don't even get a lackey's post?
whatever happened to graft and patronage? is there no respect for tradition?
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Kent,
Tradition also dictates that you make a general or specific request of the Leader in order to gain a Cabinet Membership. What ministry would you like?
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Glorith: This is now my throneroom and bed chamber. Mr Madness! and Mr Miner please vacate the premises and worship your Queen.
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Glorith,
Sod Off.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
SoM?-
how about Director of External Affairs?
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: SoM?-
how about Director of External Affairs?
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Director Shakespeare,
Sure.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by Future on :
I'd invite Glorith and Thora to come to my psych office to talk off their hostilities...but I don't believe one can ever be adequately trained enough for that!
Perhaps you ladies can channel your need for acceptance and rage creatively? Start a project, work in the flogging room, or make some friends through a dinner party.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
All right! new haircut and reporting for duty!
Let's get Thora and Glorith in a arena and charge admission, so to fund a San Diego expedition for the whole cabinet!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
As Chief of Security, I have cameras following Thora and Glorith at *all* times now, just in case...um, you know...something happens.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: As Chief of Security, I have cameras following Thora and Glorith at *all* times now, just in case...um, you know...something happens.
Step up survillance - I want to know the microt either of them step out of line.
Posted by ActorLad on :
Good idea Kent. I can't remember the last time I had a vacation. I do know I'm way overdue for one though.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
To: Sanity or Madness CC: Outdoor Miner Re: Security Office Report
SoM and OM, here is a report to give you a full briefing on the Security Office and those in it's employ.
Chief of Security: Cobalt Kid (position is for life, can only be lost through retirement or death).
Deputy Chief of Security: Space Ranger (temporarily suspended)
Full Security Officers: Arachne, Invisible Brainiac, Shark Lad, Emerald Empress, Super Lad Kid, Dev-Em, Furball, Blockade Boy, Minesurfer. I'd like to remind you that these are the cream of the crop and most have already recieved numerous awards for showing valor during times of crisis.
There are also a small handful of ultra secret security officers that I will not name, and can keep a secret under the Legion World Constitution Section F4, article 9.3. Between us, don't worry about these NOC's, they have a variety of uses.
Space Ranger is currently suspended, although that case is still pending. Mind control may be involved, and the Alt ID Revolt was politically strenuous enough to ensure that things are handled with the most gentle of care. I am confident that he will be exonerated.
Best of luck during your term.
Chief of Security Cobalt Kid
PS- a report from the Legion World Triumvirate (myself, Eryk Davis Ester and Greybird) will most likely be sent soon.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: As Chief of Security, I have cameras following Thora and Glorith at *all* times now, just in case...um, you know...something happens.
Step up survillance - I want to know the microt either of them step out of line.
Yes and I want to know the microt one or the other of them steps out of their cloths Posted by Glorith on :
Oh Faraway you can bathe in my beauty anytime, or you can watch me beat Mr. Sanity mad, or Mr. Madness sane. You Choose.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
You know, I wasn't planning to declare War on you & Thora for at least another week. But if need be, I suppose I could move the timetable up...
Posted by Glorith on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: You know, I wasn't planning to declare War on you & Thora for at least another week. But if need be, I suppose I could move the timetable up...
Bring It On!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Well chaps if anyone wants me I shall be in Gloriths room getting down and.......
Ermmm I mean indulging in..........
no really, what I mean is an Ambassadorial meeting, yea thats it.
Now Glorith my dear, where's that Royal birthmark you wanted to show me.
Posted by Glorith on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Well chaps if anyone wants me I shall be in Gloriths room getting down and.......
Ermmm I mean indulging in..........
no really, what I mean is an Ambassadorial meeting, yea thats it.
Now Glorith my dear, where's that Royal birthmark you wanted to show me.
Dear I want to show you more than my birthmark.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Faraway Lad,
You're fired.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
Posted by ActorLad on :
Does that mean Faraway Lad was really the Time Trapper?
Posted by Future on :
Holy Cosmic Boy! Can it be true, Faraway?
Posted by Glorith on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?:
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Faraway Lad,
You're fired.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
I'm sorry are you under some misguided fantasy that you actually have some authority?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Ah well such is the vagrancies of life in the diplomatic core.
Dear Mr SoM, As you failed to follow any procedure, nor indeed did you undertake any investigation into the current situation, I shall of course be taking you to an Industrial Tribunal for Unfair Dismissal, Breech of Contract, Wages Act claims, and of course injury to feeling.
I would also point out that as a holder of a royal commission from our founders I can not technically be dismissed by an elected official. I therefore will remain at my post until i have communicated with either Nightcrawler or Lightning Lad as to my position within Legion World.
However, should you wish to discuss a potential compromise payment then I will of course be open to all communications.
The Keys to the ambassadorial residence are under the mat at the front door. I shall be with my Legion Serving Cobaltus.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Check the Commission - I can dismiss you, but only for Treason (which includes l'collaboration horizontale).
[ July 09, 2004, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: Sanity or Madness? ]
Posted by Glorith on :
Mr Madness I ask you humbly to hire Mr. Farway back or I will pull your bowels through your nose.
See I can be nice!
Posted by Future on :
Interesting choices. I'm sure SoM's own response will be equally as interesting.
Glorith is making progress, somewhat! At least we're starting to get options outside of just mindless worship. I don't suppose any of my stress-reliever tips for those bent on world-domination helped, Glorith?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Far, as Legate of your own armies, second in rank to only myself, you have probably amassed a larger fortune than anyone besides the three triumvirs! There's no need to worry about money anymore, especially since it's all tax-free--we've taken it as booty in war!
Why, just the other day, Grey, EDE and I decided to pay a Khund an enormous sum just to see if he could stand upside down for a whole day while having ice cream pumped into his mouth through a hose!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: Check the Commission - I can dismiss you, but only for Treason (which includes l'collaboration horizontale).
I may have done many things whilst in the Service oh illustrious leader, but Treason is never one of them. My Loyalty is first and foremost to Legion World. As any well trained spook may tell you however, sometimes appearances can be deceptive.
And by the way, I have never been horizontal with Glorith Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Far, as Legate of your own armies, second in rank to only myself, you have probably amassed a larger fortune than anyone besides the three triumvirs! There's no need to worry about money anymore, especially since it's all tax-free--we've taken it as booty in war!
Why, just the other day, Grey, EDE and I decided to pay a Khund an enormous sum just to see if he could stand upside down for a whole day while having ice cream pumped into his mouth through a hose!
Dear Cobalt,
Of course I am disgustingly rich, but you as a Triumvir of all people should know you can never pass up an opportunity to loot, no let me say accquire, more. After all the other day it cost me two bags of Venturian Walking Money just to get that Coluian drunk enough to walk naked through the Skararian moopsball team shower room after the contest.
Two bags!!! in my youth it would only have cost half a bag.
[ July 10, 2004, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Faraway Lad ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
This I understand! Why, it's common knowledge that I'm security chief for life and am payed for it in booze, groupies and confiscated paraphenalia!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
All-
As Director of External Affairs, it appears to me that Faraway Lad has indeed been conducting an external affair with Glorith - without my direction.
Therefore, I must regretably follow my duty and press charges under Section 45(b) of the External Affairs Code, the section specifically dealing with affairs with pseudo-deities that compromise or attempt to compromise Legion World security.
Section 45(b) clearly states that the Accused can be suspended from all official duties, if our elected Leader so determines.
The Accused must relinquish any and all Legion World property, and must change his/her avatar to a likeness ofd Ernest Borgnine, or as close as can be reasonably arranged, until the Court Martial has been completed.
Section 45(b) allows our Leader to appoint the Court Martial jury as well, although the most senior Legion World member available must serve as judge.
Respectfully submitted,
Kent Shakespeare Director of External Affairs
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
To the most noble Director of External Affairs.
Greeting from your Fraternal Brother.
Sorry but I couldn’t find an Ernest Borgnine avatar. So I have taken something equally attractive. I shall of course look forward to obtaining full exoneration at the Court Martial and reactivating my original avatar.
I understand in cases such as these, that it is traditional for a Legate to move his Headquarters closer to legion world in order to facilitate the swift and unimpeded passage of documents and hostages. As director of external affairs can I request that you make the necessary arrangements for provisions and entertainments to be made available for my 10,000 semi naked warriors? I will also need stabling for my personal accommodation, or as you know it, the super moby dick of space.
Although I shall of course need to discuss with my space lawyers the full details of my defence I will say now that I shall be able to provide the court with full holographic evidence of all my dealings with, what I must say is a rather sad young woman, and not the empire building monster most here seem to think. In particular the in depth probing both young Lash and myself gave her last week will prove most illuminating for you. I do think that the information extracted in this marathon session will in fact add to and not detract from the security of Legion World.
Finally may I refer you to secret security protocol Alpha six six six Alpha, section 12 paragraph 14b (i) and 14f (iii) which states that deep undercover operatives acting under the full authority of the Security Office’s secret black and blue ops division, shall receive such sinecure for life as they desire.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: All-
As Director of External Affairs, it appears to me that Faraway Lad has indeed been conducting an external affair with Glorith - without my direction.
Therefore, I must regretably follow my duty and press charges under Section 45(b) of the External Affairs Code, the section specifically dealing with affairs with pseudo-deities that compromise or attempt to compromise Legion World security.
Section 45(b) clearly states that the Accused can be suspended from all official duties, if our elected Leader so determines.
The Accused must relinquish any and all Legion World property, and must change his/her avatar to a likeness ofd Ernest Borgnine, or as close as can be reasonably arranged, until the Court Martial has been completed.
Section 45(b) allows our Leader to appoint the Court Martial jury as well, although the most senior Legion World member available must serve as judge.
Respectfully submitted,
Kent Shakespeare Director of External Affairs
Might I inquire as to what evidence you have that Faraway Lad's alleged affair in anyway compromised or attempted to compromise Legion World Security?
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Quislet - the proof of an affair having occured is, as you well know, under Section 45 (b) (iv), sufficient proof of Treason. There is no requirement to prove that information or further favours were involved.
And just to clarify:
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: Check the Commission - I can dismiss you, but only for Treason (which includes l'collaboration horizontale).
I may have done many things whilst in the Service oh illustrious leader, but Treason is never one of them. My Loyalty is first and foremost to Legion World. As any well trained spook may tell you however, sometimes appearances can be deceptive.
And by the way, I have never been horizontal with Glorith
Yes, and the activity known as "sleeping with" rarely involves sleep The meaning stands, even if the literal side doesn't fit
[ July 12, 2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Sanity or Madness? ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Faraway Lad-
Having run a standard credit check on your current bank accounts, it appears that you are paying your staff solely on credit, and could not likely afford to reimburse Legion World governance for the requests that you have made, as such reimbursement would be required if you are indeed convicted.
I have taken the liberty of arranging a dedicated threshold between your establishment and our courtroom, pending the approval of Cobalt. He, of course, will be seeing to threshold security, checking yourself and any and all retainers for firearms, explosives, shoelaces, wet noodles, and Legion World towels missing from guest quarters, as well as any other items he may see fit to include.
Most Sincerely,
Kent Shakespeare Director of External Affairs
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: Quislet - the proof of an affair having occured is, as you well know, under Section 45 (b) (iv), sufficient proof of Treason. There is no requirement to prove that information or further favours were involved.
And just to clarify:
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: Check the Commission - I can dismiss you, but only for Treason (which includes l'collaboration horizontale).
I may have done many things whilst in the Service oh illustrious leader, but Treason is never one of them. My Loyalty is first and foremost to Legion World. As any well trained spook may tell you however, sometimes appearances can be deceptive.
And by the way, I have never been horizontal with Glorith
Yes, and the activity known as "sleeping with" rarely involves sleep The meaning stands, even if the literal side doesn't fit
S or M,
Not to question you, fearless leader, but I believe the section iun question is worded thusly :
quote:Section 45(b) of the External Affairs Code, the section specifically dealing with affairs with pseudo-deities that compromise or attempt to compromise Legion World security.
From the wording, it is not just an affair that is treason, but an affair that compromises or attempts to compromise Legion World security. Therefore, there must be some evidence that the said affair compromised or attempted to compromise Legion World security in order to be treason.
I resubmit my request for evidence that Faraway Lad's alleged affair compromised or attempted to compromise Legion Security.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq:
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: Quislet - the proof of an affair having occured is, as you well know, under Section 45 (b) (iv), sufficient proof of Treason. There is no requirement to prove that information or further favours were involved.
S or M,
Not to question you, fearless leader, but I believe the section iun question is worded thusly :
quote:Section 45(b) of the External Affairs Code, the section specifically dealing with affairs with pseudo-deities that compromise or attempt to compromise Legion World security.
From the wording, it is not just an affair that is treason, but an affair that compromises or attempts to compromise Legion World security. Therefore, there must be some evidence that the said affair compromised or attempted to compromise Legion World security in order to be treason.
I resubmit my request for evidence that Faraway Lad's alleged affair compromised or attempted to compromise Legion Security.
And I point out to you in turn that that is not a verbatim quote, but Director Shakespeare's own spin on the clause. And that even Dir S version has the "comprimise or attempt to comprimise" refer to the pseudo-deity's attempt to compromise security, not the affair itself. And I doubt that even you could dispute that Glorith has attempted to comprimise security.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
And if I may suggest. My reading of the term "affair" simply relates to an action or series of events, as in the "affair of the stolen necklace" I would therefore submit that there has to be evidence that my actions caused or were likely to cause a security breach.
By your own words
"compromise or attempt to compromise" refer to the pseudo-deity's attempt to compromise security, not the affair itself." my emphasis.
Therefore you accept that the affair itself is not a breach of security. I therefore repeat that there must be evidence produced that my actions caused a breach. And not to infer that because Glorith may or may not harbour ill intentions to Legion World the existence of a romantic (or otherwise) relationship between two free and consenting adults does not of and in it self prove any culpability in statue or tort.
It does not necessarily mean an illicit sexual relationship (which by the way I deny fully, to borrow a phrase from an ancient American President, "I never had an illicit sexual relationship with that woman" (wags finger at holocamera) ) means that I am guilty of anything other than a lack of judgement.
I belive that in a Free society one must always stand for the rights of an individual and never sacrifice liberty for safety.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
That's it. I'm dropping out of law school.
Okay, I'm not in law school but if I was, I'm saying...
Must find something simple to do like astro-physics.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: I belive that in a Free society one must always stand for the rights of an individual and never sacrifice liberty for safety.
Now where have I read something like that quoted recently???
Why look! There it is.....right under each SoM post!!
"He who would sacrifice a little bit of liberty for a little bit of safety deserves neither." - Benjamin Franklin"
Imagine that!
Vee runs for cover before SoM can catch him!!!
[ July 14, 2004, 11:40 AM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Vee runs for cover before SoM can catch him!!!
*whack*whack*
quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: I belive that in a Free society one must always stand for the rights of an individual and never sacrifice liberty for safety.
Now where have I read something like that quoted recently???
Why look! There it is.....right under each SoM post!!
"He who would sacrifice a little bit of liberty for a little bit of safety deserves neither." - Benjamin Franklin"
Imagine that!
That's my sane side. My Mad side is currently chasing Faraway Lad
Besides, with great rights come great responsibilites Posted by ActorLad on :
Figures you'd pull a "Duo Dude". Next thing you know both of you are going to be chasing after. Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by ActorLad: Figures you'd pull a "Duo Dude". Next thing you know both of you are going to be chasing after.
I was thinking more Hulk than Triad
Although I'd chase Lu any day Posted by Future on :
In the command deck of most Legion Worlds, Triad is busy coordinating systems and events.
In the command building of our Legion World, Triad is busy running from lusting fans (though she still reminds us of important events...like Carggaphile's recent birthday)! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
To my most honored and noble aristocratic brothers of Legion World,
I would like to make the following points, and in the hopes of keeping it as brief as possible I have made it in the format of bullet points:
-We must make a distiction between the motives of Glorith, a possible usurper, and the motives of Faraway Lad, who possesses, and therefore cannot help but use, those charms that I also frequently use on young lusty females.
-I believe that the conduct of Faraway Lad, a most honored and revered LMBer and LWer, has exemplified the fine standard that we of Leigon World have come to expect. This should be noted in whatever happens, that my loyal brother has proven, through his conduct, that he is a man of honor.
-I do not, and never will, believe that the sexual relations of any man or woman can be equitable to treason or compromising security. As Chief of Security, a position that I hold for life, I can see sexual relations as nothing more than "wetting the whistle" as they say.
-In my role as Security Chief, I will ensure that the Legions of Faraway Lad are accomadated for, and that no resulting chaos will ensure.
-In my role as Triumvir, I have alerted my armies to this small, but possibly large, problem facing Legion World, and have asked for the opinions of my head generals on matters of the army entering our cities. I hope it does not come to that.
Long live liberty.
Cobalt Kid Chief of Security Triumvir
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Most noble and honored Triumvir.
I Legate Dardanus of the Britania Legion wish once more to thank you for you offer of brotherhood and more importantly provisions. I was concerned that my hungry troops may have viewed the fires and warmth of Legion World as a temptation and would have paid unauthorized visits to some of the facilities. Your many gifts of fine weapons and armour reflect well upon your generous sprit.
Yet thanks to your intervention my well fed and trained Legion stands ready to march once again with yours to gain honor, booty and slaves. I have moved most of my troops to a suitable marching point. Should you require personal asistance I can release 3,000 naked female archers to cover your flanks.
A number of posters have already requested protection from the armies of the Triumvirate. As a precaution I have placed 12 of my finest Varengian Guard spearmen in Varelents private quarters.
Should any other poster require similar honors I shall be delighted to oblige.
Posted by Varalent on :
I must say these Varengian Guard spearmen are quite disciplined, have enourmous stamina, and are fervent in their desire to guard my body! It's truly impressive to see them eagerly stand there with their spears, at rigid attention for as long as it takes to satisfy my whims!
Thank you for assigning them to my detail, Legate Dardanus. I am most appreciative.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Based upon Cobalt's recommendations, I'm certainly willing to drop charges, if:
1. Faraway Lad clarifies his intentions regarding his fraternization with an avowed would-be usurper, and puts forward a meaningful guarantee that Legion World will not be compromised;
2. Our fearless leader agrees, and
3. Faraway Lad agrees to a probationary period inclusive of any stipulations Cobalt or our leader may impose.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
My dear Director. Thank you for your kind offer to try to end the current difficult impasse.
Although I am unable to fully comment on your proposed conciliatory gesture until my legal team have had a chance to examine the proposals in detail, I am, in a similar sprit of co operation and mediation, prepared to make the following comments. They are of course made “off the record” and “without prejudice” to any final settlement we may reach.
Your first point is perhaps the least contentious of all and I can give here and now a categorical assurance that I have never in the past, nor will I ever in the future, willingly do anything to compromise the safety and security of the inhabitants of Legion World. My intentions towards Glorith were and are honourable. As a trained Ambassador of many years standing with particular expertise in dealing with female Monarchs, I felt that I was uniquely placed to meet with and discuss diplomatic matters with this autocratic Monarch. I was of course encouraged in this view by the secret protocols agreed with head of security Cobalt Kid during the administration of previous leader Stu Rat. Unfortunately state security prohibits me from going into too many details of my probing of Glorith and I will have to refer the most noble Director to the Head of Security for authority to disclose information of a sensitive nature.
Your second point is of course most moot and I look forward to receiving some indication of the Leaders inclination in this matter at your earliest convenience.
I do not think a period of probation is appropriate. I have many years of exemplary service to the inhabitants of Legion World and my abilities are recognized by all.
As Ambassador and Legate of the Britannia Legion I am of course happy to place myself and my Legion under the command of security chief and Triumvir Cobalt. His lawful instructions will be followed to the letter by me and those warbands loyal to me.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: As Ambassador and Legate of the Britannia Legion I am of course happy to place myself and my Legion under the command of security chief and Triumvir Cobalt.
Ummm...Point of Clarification or Personal Priviledge! Am I correct that this does not include the Varengian Spearman? They stay under me...I mean, my command, right?
[ July 19, 2004, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
My Dear Varalent I am delighted that you have been spending so much time keeping on top of my Varangians. The drilling you have been giving them is really starting to show and I have never seen such highly polished helmets.
However, these men are part of a unit which is integral to the fighting efficiency of my left wing. I am concerned that they do not become merely a ceremonial unit but maintain the thrusting aggression for which they are justly famed. To this end I would like to propose that we instigate a rotation system which will see 12 new Varangians arrive to replace the existing team every month? Would that be acceptable to you?
These Varangians were offered both as a symbol of my esteem, to honour you and as personal protection in a time of much uncertainty as various armies mass on the borders of Legion World during my current and unfortunate dispute with the leadership. As such they will of course remain with you, and available to do your bidding, for as long as need be.
Posted by Varalent on :
Esteemed Legate Dardenus:
You suggestion for a rotation schedule seems very appropriate. I, too, wish to insure that the Varangian Spearman keep their thrusting skills finely tuned.
I look forward to inspecting and drilling a new squad of twelve at the start of every month for as long as you see fit to leave them assigned to my care.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Esteemed Legate Dardenus:
I look forward to inspecting and drilling a new squad of twelve at the start of every month for as long as you see fit to leave them assigned to my care.
I don't know V. It's your business but it's my understanding that these Varengian Guard spearmen shrink terribly after use and if not wearing special latex raincoats can transmit all kinds of petulance.
Might I suggest you bargain for nubile, uh, I mean new trainies only? As I said, it's your biz. Just trying to help out with what the walls have heard.
Posted by Quislette, Esq on :
*Posts on wall near the front door*
Help Wanted: Receptionist
Must fit in with office decor, answer phones, greet clients, and other tasks.
Position requires flexability.
Apply at Quislette's Super Law Firm of Space
Posted by Varalent on :
Quislette, I'm certain that our esteemed friend Legate Dardenus Faraway would be happy to offer you a contingent of Varengian Spearman as well. Perhaps one of them is properly trained and can satisfy your staff needs.
[ July 21, 2004, 12:32 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Quislette, Esq on :
OOOOO a spearman!!!!!
Would you be willing to train him? Give him a few pointers as it were.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislette, Esq: OOOOO a spearman!!!!!
Would you be willing to train him? Give him a few pointers as it were.
Why, it would be my pleasure, as it were! Posted by Faraway Lad on :
My dear Quislette
As my lawyer I was a little nervous of offering you a similar honour in case it was seen as somehow inappropriate. However if you are sure it is all above board then I can arrange for a second detachment of Varangians to be sent over to your office. As with V they will be under you, your command that is, and will take full responsibility for your safety should Legion World suffer any attack.
With honour and respect.
Legate Dardanus.
Ps surely you were a man last time we met?
Posted by Quislette, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: My dear Quislette
As my lawyer I was a little nervous of offering you a similar honour in case it was seen as somehow inappropriate. However if you are sure it is all above board then I can arrange for a second detachment of Varangians to be sent over to your office. As with V they will be under you, your command that is, and will take full responsibility for your safety should Legion World suffer any attack.
With honour and respect.
Legate Dardanus.
Ps surely you were a man last time we met?
Faraway Lad,
It is that nasty gender reversal germ. I seem to have picked it up somewhere. I consulted with Dr. Gym'll and he prescribed a method for working the bug out of my system.
It would be sweet of you to send one spearman to work in my office. I like to keep the office diverse, so I think I'll pick the other receptionists from other walks of life. Plus the office is too small to handle a whole detachment.
[ July 23, 2004, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: Quislette, Esq ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Quislette, Esq. and others-
The Security Office is working overtime to rid Legion World of the gender-reversal germs that have been illegally smuggled into the city. While most of it has been conviscated, there is still some at large.
-Cobalt Kid Chief of Security
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
mmmmmmmm, that name rings a bell? Must return to hut to check something
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Methinks I smell a rat....
See my 'Why' post.
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Rats' Mmmmmmmm. good eating on a rat.
Posted by Arachne on :
Oh dear, whatever shall happen when Stu shows up again.
Posted by Future on :
STU might need an entourage from now on around the Mission Monitor Board.
Hrun, as a rat connoisseur, I think you and Stoopid Cat or Jinx may get along just fine.
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Oh dear, whatever shall happen when Stu shows up again.
when said Rat turns up again I shall be happy to have him in my mouth.
(As i said, Good eating on a rat) Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: when said Rat turns up again I shall be happy to have him in my mouth.
I think I'm just going to leave this one alone.
Posted by Pov on :
A rat in mouth is worth two in the hand?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you dirty rat you killed my brudder!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?:
quote:Originally posted by Thora: Thora of Taltar wasn't making a request, cretin!
Office of the LMBP Leader GovernMental Building Legionworld LG10 NET
Dear Thora,
Sod Off.
Yours Sincerely Sanity or Madness? LMBP Leader.
I know it's been nearly a month, but
I LOVE SoM's official corrospendences!
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
<Enters through one of the many interconnecting tesseracts and begins sniffing around, obviously following a scent trail. Pauses to sniff around the area where someone with a sound effect for a name relieved himself on the floor. Back arched, hair standing on end, quickly bolts out a different tesseract.>
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun finishes his ablutions and turns to look for his fur pouch on legs.
Throws axe at departing cat and sees it disapear through tesseract with cat.
"Must find a tracker to find that cat" he shouts to the gods
Posted by Future on :
Careful with the axe, Hrun! I know SoM wouldn't be too pleased if you kept throwing it in here.
And I'll have no shouting outside my office! I have some skittish clients in there right now. Perhaps your cat quest could relocate toward the Madness wing until I'm done, please? There are some interesting places for a feline to hide in there, after all.
Posted by Queen Connie on :
****Myaoooollllll****
He'd better NOT have harmed on hair on that Stoopid Cat's scrawny little body! I'll rip him to pieces!!!! Then I'll resharpen my claws with his rusty little axe!
****Myaooooollllll******
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun throws an axe at this cat too. It misses but by a whisker, and shaves all the fur off the last two inches of Connies tail.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Even if I was wrong (not conceding, mind you), I prefered the platinum blonde would-be dictator to a man who would skin an innocent feline.
Shame, shame, Hrun.
Whatever hunter/huntress deity you observe, are not cats among the hunters? We Macphersons have a saying: "Touch not the cat, but the glove."
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Let me just add that this won't be allowed in the Miner wing either. I'd rather not see any harm come to any of the musical gear or the video games.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll add that this sort of behavior *will* be allowed in my vicinity.
But I have sworn to protect the denizens of Legion World, specifically the felines.
Posted by Queen Connie on :
***MROARRRRRRRR*****
You...you are about to find out that "Hell hath no fury like a feline shorn!
***spit*** ****roar****
slash, swipe, claw, slash
And now we know that Legion World has nothing sillier that a barbarian shorn, either!
****MROARRRRRR******* Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ugh!
I guess when the other barbarians go raping and pillaging, from now on, Hrun will JUST go pillaging.
Connie, Loreena Bobbitt has nothing on you!
Nice kitty.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
*activates Mobile Forcefield Containment Units, moving all involved in these sorry incidents to the Security Office cells*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Um, be careful everyone. Once Shark Lad is woken up in his 'office', everything will be fair game for eating...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The Security Office cells are in the pool?
Posted by ActorLad on :
Hmm, that means Hrun would be in the shallow end. Posted by Future on :
Wow. I'm tempted to go and get convicted of something just to serve pool time. Er, jail time!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, Shark Lad's office is a giant pool.
To make things interesting, I've had his office installed directly over the Emerald Empress, Super Lad Kid and Space Ranger's offices.
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
quote:Originally posted by Queen Connie: ***MROARRRRRRRR*****
You...you are about to find out that "Hell hath no fury like a feline shorn!
***spit*** ****roar****
slash, swipe, claw, slash
And now we know that Legion World has nothing sillier that a barbarian shorn, either!
****MROARRRRRR*******
Hrun Laughs, He likes to see this shaven pussy.
He bends to pick shattered cat claws from his Armour plated lion cloth and looks around. From the floor below him he can hear the faint sound of water.
"Hrun must find more cat fur for these meager two inches will not make a pouch fit for a king"
He turns to the nearest wall and punches through it as if it were made of paper and walks out of the security office.
"Come to me mighty Elfwine, Axe of my forebears" and the huge weapon of Hrun smacks into his hand.
Posted by Future on :
*looks through the new hole in the wall*
Well, I always said the security office could use a bit more lighting! Or, at least, now I have.
Hmm...Hrun has a telekinetic/empathic rapport with his weapon? Or perhaps Elfwine is something more. I'm picturing a barbarian Tyr now!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Our insurance rates are gonna skyrocket.
Or they would if anyone had been dumb enough to insure us to begin with.
Posted by Future on :
We should start holding talks with Policy Pam at this rate. If we don't have insurance now, we'll definitely need it down the road.
Posted by matlock on :
I know you can still get a maritime policy against piracy (mrs. matlock is a claims adjuster and had to learn all sorts of obscure insurance trivia to get her liscense) but I am not sure what if any barbarian coverage is available. Where are you Pam?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Um, I hope Hrun knows we're not in the Security Office right now. He just punched a hall in SoM and OM's governmental building!
I have a feeling the slightly-not-sane one won't be pleased...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Let alone the bug.
Posted by Future on :
I can see problems already when a new LMBPer crosses the govenment(al).
Perhaps Pam can help us with piracy protection like matlock suggests? Hopefully it would leave the statues of Legion World's greatest posters intact and pillaged-free.
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun runs into the building, his huge weapon in his hands.
Some of the more delicate posters avert their eyes at this.
"Bah! that Stoopid cat has not been here"
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
*sigh*
*Directs SoMbots to repair the hole, and erects a field around the GovernMental building, which allows all but Hrun to pass through. Hrun will end up stuck on the barren asteroid KP once ended up stuck on for a time if he tries to enter*
[ August 15, 2004, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Sanity or Madness? ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm, this seems like something that might be used against Capt. Dallas.
Not to make him paranoid or anything.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You don't have to make him paranoid; he already came that way.
Posted by Future on :
He came with instructions too, but Lord knows where those are.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
We burned them.
It's more fun that way.
Posted by Future on :
Ah. Good thinking!
But did anyone make sure to keep his receipt?
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
the Marvin avatar, SoM!
-------------------- "What are you supposed to do with a manically depressed robot?" "You think you've got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No -- don't bother trying to answer. I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you, and even I don't know. It gives me a headache, just trying to think down to your level."
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: *Directs SoMbots to repair the hole, and erects a field around the GovernMental building, which allows all but Hrun to pass through. Hrun will end up stuck on the barren asteroid KP once ended up stuck on for a time if he tries to enter*
SoMbots?
Posted by Future on :
Talk about retcons!
Or has STU inspired a new tradition of every leader getting their own mechanical likenesses? This makes me wonder where Vee is keeping his robot army. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Last time we thought a leader had 'bots', there was a massive revolution!
Surely SoM isn't considering tyranny?!
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Bah! I have a brain the size of a planet. Creating some menial robots is child's play.
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Last time we thought a leader had 'bots', there was a massive revolution!
Surely SoM isn't considering tyranny?!
Perish the thought dear radioactive element lad Posted by Future on :
Hmm...I smell a possible new "Which one of us is a Traitor?!" story for the LMB archives!
...we'll just blow that quote out of proportion into a hundred-page epic. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
SoM-
It appears that you are a tyrant and a villian.
I hope that you'll be able to regain the Sanity portion of your personality, and cease this needless war b/t your office and the Office of Security.
-Your legend, Cobalt Kid Posted by SoM on :
Cobalt-
It shows that you are a mind-controlling, Security-obsessed manipulator.
I hope you'll overcome this one day, and cease this needless silent Terror you have enforced on LegionWorld.
- Your Leader, SoM
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Oh my, things are getting interesting!
Posted by Future on :
There are some outcomes I just don't want to predict!
Coincidentally, if we find microchips in our heads with Cobie's signature on them, can't we turn around and sell them on Super eBay in ten years as valuable commodites of Legion World's greatest poster? Just a thought if anyone happens to stumble upon one!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by SoM: Bah! I have a brain the size of a planet.
Good thing you have a nice, thick neck to support the weight. Posted by STU on :
I knew my incisive investigative reporting would send the corrupt leadership of LW into silent mode! Posted by Stueey on :
Well, it appears as though the SoM government has collapsed. This thread/GovernMental building has been all but abandoned, and SoM himself is nowhere to be found. Even this "Reboot" fellow, who bears some superficial resemblance to SoM, is titled not "Leader" but "Guardian"...!
[plants flag in the fertile sod of this thread]
I claim this thread in the name of STUtopia! Posted by Reboot on :
Take over my territory? I don't think so.
Glitch... containment field!
*throws the containment field, with Stueey encased in it, to the Moon*
Posted by Stueey on :
As a moderator of the MMB, I hereby say...
BANNED!
Posted by Reboot on :
In space, no-one can hear you ban Posted by Stueey on :
Posted by Reboot on :
Now, I've decided to let the new Leader decide the fate of Cobalt Kid over his Treason (his confession can be found here). I expect it to be an election issue Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Just going to hang this banner up in here...
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
quote:Originally posted by Reboot: *throws the containment field, with Stueey encased in it, to the Moon*
You forgot the [R.Kramden] [/R.Kramden]
--------------------
"One a' these days, Alice ..." Posted by Jesse Future on :
Egads! Can we really end the reign of SoM & Miner with little more than stampeding barbarians and a chip-in-your-head conspiracy that barely bloomed?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, it's not like every administration can go Dark Stu! Posted by Jesse Future on :
Even though they should.
Posted by Stueey on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Well, it's not like every administration can go Dark Stu!
There's still time.
I thought I saw Insanity or Madness! lurking around somewhere...
[ September 09, 2004, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Stueey ]
Posted by Reboot on :
Wasn't me
'Sides, I'm not SoM any more, and you can't use ! in names Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Jesse Future: Egads! Can we really end the reign of SoM & Miner with little more than stampeding barbarians and a chip-in-your-head conspiracy that barely bloomed?
Is it my fault I'm so good I got away with everything?
Posted by CM3 Vee on :
Posted by RKS on :
FINE! go ahead, laugh!
but just remember---
they laughed at Bob Hope, too.
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Cobie does space-rawk! Posted by RKS on :
Only on days that end in "Y," tho.
Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by Miss Troia: Cobie does space-rawk!
Glitch -- DeChip!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by RKS on :
what was that, Cobie?
do speak up.
Posted by Future on :
Hmm. Perhaps I made the font too small on that one. Posted by Kid Prime on :
I wonder if this schism will ever be repaired once Reboot leaves office?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I wonder if this schism will ever be repaired once Reboot leaves office?
I hope so. These ongoing accusations have plagued Legion World long enough. Between Faraway Lad and myself, SoM has definately been involved in a rough political climate here on LW.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
True and not only that but he has denied me basic rights such as the right to a free and fair trial. Stripped of my ambassadorship, in itself an illegal move due to secret protocols as you well know Cobalt, and removed from my customary position of curmudgeonly old timer, a role admirably filled in my absence by Gray bird Boy (sorry Grey couldn't resist) :hugs: I found my self reduced to living on my salary as Primus of a Legion. A few million a year and thousands of acres of land are hardly enough to make up the loss.
At no time has any evidence been produced to substantiate his wild accusations.
I was about to bring a writ of Habius Corpus. then seek Quis's help in framing a claim for slander, libel and calumny. (if i can pin the theft of Munch's scream on him as well it might be worth a punt) when this new election was called. It may be better once he has been removed from office to consider action then?
Compensation will be sought in terms of loss of garnish, bribes...erm sorry loss of income, together with the incredible injury to feeling such a figure will of course and should be substantial. Of course such profits will be put to good use in adding to the glory that is legion world. (ie a new statue of Cobalt Kid) Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You will have my full support, Far.
Once SoM completes his term in the next few days, the new leader will come in and we can sort everything out. I hope to reestablish a tight bond b/t the Security Office and the leadership, and hopefully you'll be restored to your former position with full benefits. Then the dark politics of this term can be forgotten.
Posted by Spooky Kook on :
I hope to negotiate a position within the new government.
But, also, I hope to OVERTHROW COBALT! Posted by Faraway Lad on :
sorry SK but thats not allowed. (says Cobalt)
Course it does depend on just what it is you want to throw over Cobalt. I hear he is partial to being covered in Honey and Molassess and then thrown to freshly sheared Sheep. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Only two days to go before this term comes to an official end.
I hope that SoM is able to find some degree of Sanity once the pressures of office are past.
And I'll sit here and drink as much of Outdoor Miner's alcohal stock before this place gets shut down or changed...
Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Only two days to go before this term comes to an official end.
I hope that SoM is able to find some degree of Sanity once the pressures of office are past.
And I'll sit here and drink as much of Outdoor Miner's alcohal stock before this place gets shut down or changed...
Miner's stuff's getting teleported back to his Pool Hall when the term is over. I'll probably reshape what remains into something more appropriate to my current identity, since I'm no longer Sanity or Madness?.
And any rumours I'm offering assistance to Miss T in her attempts to overthrow your silent dictatorship are merely that for now Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I thought she was trying to overthrow EDE? I'm just a poor, hard-working Chief of Security and Triumvir
I'm curious to see what becomes of this establishment. I take it that Reboot is here to stay and the SoM moniker is gone for the time being?
Maybe once you're out of office, our political battles will be laid to rest? Well, maybe...
Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I thought she was trying to overthrow EDE? I'm just a poor, hard-working Chief of Security and Triumvir
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I'm curious to see what becomes of this establishment. I take it that Reboot is here to stay and the SoM moniker is gone for the time being?
That's the idea
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Maybe once you're out of office, our political battles will be laid to rest? Well, maybe...
I should point out here that, although I step down as LMBP Leader and Chairman of the Legionworld Council on Tuesday (providing we have a clear winner, or at least "only" a two-way tie. If we get another six-way tie, we have another round... *hopes we get a clear winner*), like the previous Leaders and Deputies since the establishment of LW, I retain my seat on the Council for life (do you have a seat as [Disgraced] Security Chief? I forget. So my political career isn't quite over yet Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
We shall see...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yes, SoM, I do have a seat on the council. You know my resume:
LMB Founder Former LMB Leader Former LMB Deputy Leader Elected leader of LMB/LW (although I stepped down) Triumvir Chief of Security
As you can see, I also have a permanent seat on this council, and serve it in a variety of ways.
I hope that we'll be able to work together in the future, despite our political differences.
Posted by CM3 Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Reboot:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I thought she was trying to overthrow EDE? I'm just a poor, hard-working Chief of Security and Triumvir
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I'm curious to see what becomes of this establishment. I take it that Reboot is here to stay and the SoM moniker is gone for the time being?
That's the idea
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Maybe once you're out of office, our political battles will be laid to rest? Well, maybe...
I should point out here that, although I step down as LMBP Leader and Chairman of the Legionworld Council on Tuesday (providing we have a clear winner, or at least "only" a two-way tie. If we get another six-way tie, we have another round... *hopes we get a clear winner*), like the previous Leaders and Deputies since the establishment of LW, I retain my seat on the Council for life (do you have a seat as [Disgraced] Security Chief? I forget. So my political career isn't quite over yet
Wow! I just realized that my Co-Administration with Quis should actually hold a majority on this Council. After all there were six of us elected at the time! Posted by Kid Prime on :
(Gets a tape measure, starts measuring for furniture)
Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Wow! I just realized that my Co-Administration with Quis should actually hold a majority on this Council. After all there were six of us elected at the time!
I think those who stepped down automatically forfeited any rights arising from that election tho
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: (Gets a tape measure, starts measuring for furniture)
Hey - get yer own building! This one stays mine Posted by Reboot on :
*in the dying hours of his Leadership, blanket-pardons himself (just in case), makes ActorLad Mister for Cartoons for Life (conditional on acceptance), and changes the official LMBP motto to "We despise those who put chips in people's brains and hide behind Security to do it"*
[ September 29, 2004, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Reboot ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Reboot:
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Wow! I just realized that my Co-Administration with Quis should actually hold a majority on this Council. After all there were six of us elected at the time!
I think those who stepped down automatically forfeited any rights arising from that election tho
Nope, your wrong on that one 'Boot! Pov, Icey and I have all the benefits that came with it!
And the LMB motto will always be 'Sweet Ass Sweet!'
You gotta admit though, SoM, it was an interesting term--that's for sure Posted by Future on :
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
<walks into lobby, carrying several large sacks>
Well, that's about it. The gear is safely stored back at the Pool Hall, and I'm ready to say goodbye to the GovernMental building for good.
It's been an honor to serve the good people of Legion World, and I hope...um, hang on a sec.
<picks coin off floor, looks it over, and pockets it>
Sorry, where was I? Right, it's been an honor to serve you all, and I hope we managed to uphold the traditions of this fine, fine community. I wish, *cough*. Excuse me. I wish *cough, cough*. Geez.
<reaches into a sack, pulls out a bottle of Crystal, and drains it>
Speechifying sure makes a bug thirsty. Now, I wish nothing but the best for our successors KP and Matt, and I know they will do a fine job of representing you all. Should they ever require my assistance, I will aid them to the best of my ability. Integrity is not.....whoops, almost forgot.
<walks over to cabinet, opens drawers, and tosses plates, silverware, etc. into the sacks.>
As I was saying, integrity is not just a word to be thrown around in speeches, it is the very credo by which our government thrives and....
<ringing>
Hang on, I have to take this. <pulls out comlink>
"Yes, Gunter? The deposits have all cleared? Untraceable? Excellent. Call you later."
Right, so, in conclusion - honor, duty, sacrifice, etc, etc. Gotta run. Best of luck, guys.
<teleports>
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Goddess, why OM, WHY!?!?!?!
Posted by Reboot on :
And Cobalt tried to claim *I* was the crooked one Posted by Trysexual Girl on :
You were my favorite Leader, so far, Reboot. And no matter what happens down the road, you'll always have been my first. Posted by Future on :
I'm now certain OM has to be the best deputy we've ever had. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Time for the changing of the guard...
I always have mixed feelings about beginnings and endings.
Posted by Reboot on :
Yeah. It's about time. I'll open the Handover thread...
But before I do...
*makes capt_dallas Minister of Paranoia for Life, regardless of acceptance*
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: Goddess, why OM, WHY!?!?!?!
I did it.....to save Legion World.
And to keep my one and only Campaign Promise.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I love you OM, when I find my baby, you can kiss it.
Posted by Reboot on :
The rebuild is just about complete now.
My new address is:
Reboot Principal Office Mainframe Legionworld LG10 NET
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: I love you OM, when I find my baby, you can kiss it.
He was the one who lost it, remember Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
That doomed old woman!!!
Wait, he claims to never recieving my child.
[ October 01, 2004, 03:53 AM: Message edited by: HighPriestessViviane ]
Posted by Reboot on :
He was drunk out his wits. How would he know? Posted by TheGreenActingBug on :
*graciously accepts the position of Mister of Cartoons for Life*
I'm definately qualified.
[ October 01, 2004, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: TheGreenActingBug ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: I love you OM, when I find my baby, you can kiss it.
I wouldn't put it through another trauma so soon.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: That doomed old woman!!!
Wait, he claims to never recieving my child.
You'll have to excuse Reboot. It's the chip in his head acting up again.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
You're excused, Reboot.
Posted by Reboot on :
*sigh*
Glitch - Giant Boxing Glove
*hits OM repeatedly*
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Oh my, OM, well if he is a drunkard, he won't feel a thing.
Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: Oh my, OM, well if he is a drunkard, he won't feel a thing.
Not the plan... Posted by Reboot on :
Any rumours that I am having intruders shot with rifles as part of a general fortification scheme in the wake of the coup are wholly unfounded. I'm heavily against projectile guns, and besides they'd never get past the forcefield Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<enters Reboot’s quarters, mug of beer in hand with a burrito>
Hey, ‘Boot! Just stopping by to check your digs here!
Care for a bite of a burrito?
I’m glad that whole ‘chip in the head’ thing got cleared up and we’re seeing eye to eye these days. I’m thinking of installing a terrasact b/t my office and your quarters…sound good to you?
What’s all this talk about rifles anyway? I’m having one of my security interns, Tulla M’ordeau be an official liason to you for the time being, to help assist you in anything you need.
Treat her nice now, she’s a good kid!
<munch>
Mind if I get a refill?
Posted by Reboot on :
*realises that he forgot about the unreality bubbles in Perimeter Sector Z9, as he notices that Cobalt Kid has blundered into one again, before teleporting back him back to the Security Office*
I need to make more of them.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<Poor young Tulla M'Ordeau wanders about the Mainframe, looking for her new employer...>
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Hmm.
OK, we could probably fit the microbrewery over there. If we got rid of those workbenches, we could probably set up the disco over on the left.
And this whole gunmetal gray thing has to go. I'm thinking pastels.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<taps keg>
I've decided to put all that drab technical equipment away, and replace it with a replica of the McDonald's playlands, but with lots of booze strategically placed inside.
And that giant statue of the world's largest spool of yarn can go right here.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I want to hang the picture of the Super Pets playing poker right there. Can we move the statue a few feet to the right?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
No prob! There's plenty of room now that I've thrown out all this sci-fi stuff and replaced it with a giant-sized version of "Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Now, that's cool.
That'll look great next to the Hal Jordan Tribute installation down the hall.
Posted by Reboot on :
*kicks teleporter* Stupid lousy piece'o... that unreality bubble's going to pop and kill everyone inside at the rate it's filling up if I don't get this working...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, I didn't realize how much room I'd take up with this Jeph Loeb reversionary Silver Age tribute...
Posted by Reboot on :
Definately entering the final stages... and this stupid teleporter needs a complete rebuild... (I probably should have made an actual way out of the unreality bubbles rather than relying on the teleporter, huh?)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
OK, I've got the life-size Perpetual Talking Mark Waid Hologram set up at the entrance. It's looking good.
Posted by Reboot on :
I'm getting reeeaaallly tempted to leave you two in there forever at this rate...
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: No prob! There's plenty of room now that I've thrown out all this sci-fi stuff and replaced it with a giant-sized version of "Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Is that the version with the real live hippos?
Posted by Reboot on :
Right, I've teleported you out the bubble and back to the Security Office & Pool Hall and created an Unreality Barrier preventing anyone I have not Invited from entering - instead they'll go straight back into your old bubble
*teleports life-size HHH to basement tesseract for future use, while he's using the teleporter* Oh, and no real hippos ded.
Posted by Reboot on :
ANNOUNCMENT:
From now, until the "Emergency Powers Act" is repealed, I will welcome any refugee from the draconian crackdown against aliens - except Space Rangers - to the Mainframe, where they can remain in peace until the overambitious vice-leader Kent SShakesspeare, who was known until recently to be under Dominion influence and may still be, comes to his senses or is reeled in by ActorLad, the True Leader.
END OF ANNOUCEMENT.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Reboot, I welcome your vigilance, and hope for your cooperation against legitimate threats, such as the ranger's current attacks.
If, when all is said and done, you (or Actor Lad) feel I have misused these powers, I will resign my office, and recommend you as my replacement.
There is strength in democracy; and I strongly believe any use of special powers calls for even greater accountability.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
You don't owe Reboot any concessions, Kent...not for doing what's right!
But you know what? You've earned my respect, and I'll respect what you say, Kent.
But, if Reboot still has something snide to say to you after you've been so gracious, it'll be hard to hold my tongue....
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lardy,
Reboot raises valid points, and has been an invslusble asset to all Legion Worlders.
Although we do not seem to see 100% eye-to-eye on the severity of the current issues (at least he has suspicions about the ranger), I still hold him in the utmost respect, and will continue to listen to his input with the full weight it deserves - and it does deserve a lot.
I believe the power invoked are fairly conservative in their impact on the day-to-day operations of Legion World, but that does not diminish the need - and the duty - for scrutiny by members like Reboot.
Posted by Liberty Monkey on :
Greetings Reboot!
I come here to escort those that may have taken refuge here back into the streets of Legion World!
Also, I feel that I should express that my feelings on the current state of affairs are more aligned with yourself and Actor Lad's. Though I do not believe in taking sides or having alliances, it should be noted that if a debate arises, I will make no secret of where I stand.
I look forward to not fighting the Ambassador, but rather, engaging in debates. But most importantly, I will work by your side in ensuring the liberties of the common lurker folk are not disrupted here.
Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: You don't owe Reboot any concessions, Kent...not for doing what's right!
But you know what? You've earned my respect, and I'll respect what you say, Kent.
But, if Reboot still has something snide to say to you after you've been so gracious, it'll be hard to hold my tongue....
Look, Fattie, Back Off if you don't want me to Reboot you into SlimFastGirl. Kapish?
Posted by Reboot on :
So, its' true. FatBoy and Cobalt have brought us to the brink of war. What a surprise.
*starfield begins to cover Reboot's body, as his forcefield engages*
They try and putsch new powers, justified by a war they're trying to cause. Well, they've got another thing coming very soon...
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Faraway Lad appears in the mainframe. His image flickers and then solidifies.
“Reboot old friend” says the voice “ I need help, I had befriended a solider here who was sure he had a way to get me back but these troops from 1645 have captured him.
I need you to see if you can use the mainframe to create a path from Legion World to my prison here at the end of time. Hurry old chum as the Vikings are approaching the gate area and may close it”
I need you to see if you can use the mainframe to create a path from Legion World to my prison here at the end of time. Hurry old chum as the Vikings are approaching the gate area and may close it”
Posted by LARDLAD on :
<'ports in>
Reboot? You in here?
Listen, I know you can hear me...I need your help.
The Lair's been destroyed, and hundreds of people have been killed...Hummer Lass...may not survive.
I've got this security image I need your help (and the mainframe's) to clean up. I think I see a humanoid in the image I've frozen. But my computer's not advanced enough to do it. I know yours is.
I know we have our differences, but...please help me with this--I'm..I'm begging you.
<waits>
Posted by Reboot on :
This is an automated message.
Master Glitch-Reboot is not in at the moment. In response to recent agressive moves by certain LegionWorlders resulting in a declaration of war against the planet, he has returned to the Anomaly he encountered some weeks ago to study it, although he dispached a temporary replicant to Earth-4 to aid in a mission there before he left.
He left no specific date for his return, and reminds you that he is not an active member of the LMBP and has not been for some time.
Any hostile beings should be warned that the aliens temporarily resident here remain under his protection and as such, all intruders will be placed in Unreality Bubbles until his return for the protection of the Mainframe and those within.
Apologies for any inconvienience this may cause. Posted by LARDLAD on :
<'ports out before Unreality Bubble can incase him>
Oh well, so much for that idea....now where else can I find a decent computer...?
Posted by Reboot on :
*appears in his study, with a different teleportation flare than usual*
"You're a couple of days late, you realise?"
*turns around to see himself leaning in the corner*
I hate time travel...
"Obviously. Don't worry, this is the only diversion, you'll hit the mark next time."
Confronted them yet?
"If I had I shouldn't tell you, should I?"
But you will. There's no point in trying to prentend you won't do something you will to yourself.
"Never stopped us."
True...
"No. I've spent most of the time since I got back scouting in ghost mode. Things are still a bit busy."
Wait till we see what he does then?
"You know as well as me."
Still surprising, even for him, even after the other one confessed in range of our scanners.
"Still not looking forward to dealing with the other one."
Maybe we'll get lucky and the Oval will wipe both of them out before they're defeated.
"Faint hope."
Anyway, better get back to my right place in the timestream. You charged the platform, obviously.
"Obviously."
*walks over to his Time Platform*
Be you later
*vanishes*
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
<Sending Holographic message from the Space Ranger's Cruiser>
Ohmygod! <giggle> Hi Mr Reboot. If you're finished talking to yourself <giggle> you might want to check out the contents of the cargo pod Gramps just detached from the Hykrosian Warship docked at LW Spaceport.
Twenty minutes ago would be a good time to do it, then call Gramps, so he can do what he did at the right time... <GIGGLE>
See I like know you will 'cuz you already did!
[ August 26, 2006, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by Reboot on :
This is an automated message.
Master Glitch-Reboot is not in at the moment. In response to recent agressive moves by certain LegionWorlders resulting in a declaration of war against the planet, he has returned to the Anomaly he encountered some weeks ago to study it, although he dispached a temporary replicant to Earth-4 to aid in a mission there before he left.
He left no specific date for his return, and reminds you that he is not an active member of the LMBP and has not been for some time.
Any hostile beings should be warned that the aliens temporarily resident here remain under his protection and as such, all intruders will be placed in Unreality Bubbles until his return for the protection of the Mainframe and those within.
Apologies for any inconvienience this may cause. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Reboot, are you here? You said you had some legal questions? Hmm there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
*leaves business card on table. On back of business card, I write 'See me in my office.'*
Posted by Reboot on :
Okay, quick... Kryptonite... green... all versions of green... hell, throw some gold in there too although only some K-variants are susceptible... and the red wavelengths for added security... «Glitch, what... ah, ta. Nearly forgot.»
*done*
*Mainframe forcefield changes from clear to a brownish colour from the redsun and green-k wavelengths it now emits*
Posted by Reboot on :
So... tired.
The Re-Bots can continue fighting in my stead. If I don't sleep, I'll be no use to anyone...
Posted by Reboot on :
*finally rouses. looks at clock*
28 HOURS!? Good grife and aplenty - that's longer than after that fight with the Red Bee when I pushed a bee-killing forcefield all around LW...
It's energy, you wouldn't think absorbing and discharging would do that to you...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Reboot.
You’re a little out of the loop, but despite our differences, you’ve never let Legion World down ever. And I think you’re just about one of the only people who can help me.
Legion World is under attack from all angles. Five of our worst enemies have joined forces. But while that appears to be somewhat dire, something else is happening in the background that could appear worse. Varalent has gone missing. The last time he did so, we had an infinite crisis on our hands. We know he has a direct connection to the Variable Realm, something I cannot access. Within this realm, the literal fate of creation is at stake. For him to disappear, someone or something must be trying to not only destroy us, the LMB, but must be attempting to destroy Legion World itself. This is different from past crisis. There are no time and space fluctuations, no red skies. This is a new threat.
He can be infinitely small for all I know. He could be in the realm itself. But you and I, with our powers, can find him.
What do you say? Care to help out…an old friend?
If it helps, I intend to make Outdoor Miner come with us.
Hey Boot—I know you’re recovering from recent surgery—if not feeling up this, let me know! Posted by Legolas on :
Greetings, all.
I, Prince Legolas, have taken temporary possession of six Legion World properties.
In each of those six you will find a form that looks, acts and talk like me. In all ways of perceiving, whether scientific, magickal or psionic, all six will seem equally identical. All your detection techniques will identify all of them as me - or none of them.
Of these six, five are elaborate simulacrums... I'm sure you've learned of these on the others.
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Gone is the three winged affair of glass and steel and rock and stone.![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Do employees get front-row seats to the first Calamity show?![[No]](graemlins/shake.gif)
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
![[Triad]](graemlins/Triad.gif)
![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
![[Mad]](mad.gif)
![[Policy Pam]](graemlins/PolicyPam.gif)
![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
the Marvin avatar, SoM!![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
![[Evil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
![[Wonder Girl - Cassie Sandsmark]](graemlins/WonderGirlII.gif)
Cobie does space-rawk! 
![[Phantom Girl]](graemlins/PhantomGirl.gif)
I hope to negotiate a position within the new government.
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
![[Legion Flag]](graemlins/flag.gif)
![[ROTFLMAO]](graemlins/rotflmao.gif)