Hope y'all don't mind my setting up a li'l ol' outpost here on Legion World Golf Course. I've always believed the game of golf was highly conducive to the planning of political strategy, so I have decided to immerse myself in this environment as part of my campaign for leader!
Attention Citizens of Legion World:
All are welcome to drop by my Meditation Tent to discuss the upcoming elections. While here, feel free to inhale the wheeling mists or take a puff on the sacred pipe of Loolakanda. And you can contribute to my campaign by purchasing special "I Like Mayavale" and "Mayavale May Prevail" T-Shirts.
Further merchandise and fun stuff to do at the Meditation Tent forthcoming!
[ August 04, 2004, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Doctor Mayavale ]
Posted by Obadiah Oldbuck on :
Hey gang, never mind the beer tent. Look over htere, just across the way.
Obidiah Oldbuck's FREE BEER tent!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, the sacred pipe of Loolakanda feels gooooooooooood
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... are wheeling mists legal on Legion World?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
As Security Officer, I've decided they are!
And no,<puff>, the wheeling mists have not influenced my decision!
[ June 17, 2004, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Just be careful, Cobie! Remember it was inhaling too much of the wheeling mists that made Doctor Mayavale... well, the way he is!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Good point EDE! Besides, once I'm done here, I have to go to Outdoor Miner's campaign at SHAKES and do shots! Then over to OO's Beer Tent!
Nothing like election time to make sure that I put poisions in my body!
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
I would like to assure Mr. Ester that there is nothing illegal about my campaign.
Perhaps a visit to the chamber of Kidmosotha would ease your tension?
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Now at the Campaign Meditation Tent:
Free figurines of me!
Posted by just Umber on :
It smells funny in here.
Posted by Space Tart on :
Cobie uses these mists all the time to get my all giggly!
*Giggle*
Posted by ActorLad on :
Good luck!
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Why thank you, Actor Lad! Though I have plenty of reason to suspect the sincerity of your friendliness, I wish you the best of luck as well.
Everyone please note that I have recently installed a trampoline at the Meditation tent. Feel free to come and bounce on it.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You know, I never realized how silly EDE's lil' nelly cap was until I started puffing the wheezing mists regularly!
And I hope the Legion World ladies enjoy the trampoline!
Posted by Varalent on :
Best of luck to you in the election Dr. Mayavale.
Posted by Pov on :
And if you don't win, there's always your NEXT lifetime... Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: You know, I never realized how silly EDE's lil' nelly cap was until I started puffing the wheezing mists regularly!
You actually needed chemical enhancements to work that one out?
I must be a "natural head" then.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmph! Little do you know the real reason I wear the headwear is that otherwise there'd be nothing but jokes about my breaking stuff!
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Bah! Can we move the topic of this thread away from my old friend Eryk Davis Ester's headwear and back to the real issues!
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Egads! That was one long... uh... meditation session!
Don't tell me I missed the election!
Did Ike win?
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Egads!
Even though Ike lost the election, there's no reason this old campaign tent can't still be used for illyxthutha, or, as you might call it, fun.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Mayavale's new campaign sticker, perhaps?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
For those of you not as clever as I am, that banner was created by Future
Future is the man! Bring on the wheeling mists!
Posted by Jesse Future on :
I wish I had a real sticker like that or at least a color printer to print it off.
It would cause just the ruckus on campus that I like. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm sure Doc would be the hero of the campaign to legalize wheeling mists, if they weren't already legal on Legion World!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If they were ever illegal, this Security Officer might be turning a blind eye...
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Surely with the wheeling mists platform Mayavale (or Ike) would win by a landslide.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Mayavale has returned.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Doctor Mayavale's Meditation Tent and Chamber of Lives is now offering "Mayavale May Prevail" T-Shirts in all remaining sizes at half off.
Posted by just Umber on :
Being in here makes me feel funny.
Posted by Caliente on :
I'll take one May-baby~
Posted by Luna on :
All that I can find that isn't too big is this baby t-shirt! Looks tight.
Posted by Caliente on :
Too true... but I'm a sucker for a sale. I figure I can rip the oversized shirt down to something cute, though. Did it often enough in high school...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Sentients, Please clear out the tent, the swirling mists have rotted the tent fabric and the whole structure is likely to collapse. Please move along in an orderly fashion now.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (OOPS! Too Late! There it goes!)
Posted by Luna on :
It's just a tent.
(walks away)
Cali, you can burn your way out, right?
Posted by Caliente on :
Ooh, good idea Luna~
Uhm... whoops... think I might've burned a li'l too much...
Sorry about the shirts!!
<skitters away>
[ August 26, 2005, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Caliente ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
(sniffs)
Well, that answers the question of what the shirts were made from.
All of a sudden I crave a pizza.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ah, a quick rest in here to get me warmed up for tomorrow's activities at the convention. Maybe I can have a few words with Mayavale about the state of the universe...
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
It is always good when you join me, my young friend. Sit a spell, take your shoes off...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<gets comfortable>
Your instincts have never let me down Doctor. I feel as if the LMB is on the verge of a major shift and change, and I'm trying to overcome my initial distaste for large scale change.
Many large questions loam, but the first order of business is to make sure they are addressed. You're wisdom earlier has made me see that.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
It is important to remember what we stand for. For those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well said Doctor.
And although I often am very prominent on this board, to the point where I feel as if I should pull it back, I feel that we must express what we believe in, and so continue to offer my opinions on matters. The LMB has a point afterall, and I remember it well, ever since I helped found the group. I hope others see it as clearly...
It hasn't been the smoothest road these past twelve months or so, but I feel that sometimes you need to be knocked down a bit in order to remind yourself how to stand up.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
And sometimes you just need to be knocked down!
<Pushes Cobalt Kid into the pool>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<falls into pool of mist>
Aw, Kippers...
<blows the wheeling mists into KP, and lets the effect settle in>
...lets have a groovin' old time!
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
Sometimes the wheel of fortune runs over you repeatedly, smooshing you until you are like flat roadkill drying in the sun. Sometimes the wheel of fortune grants you a free spin, which you may take from the wheel and hold onto until needed.
Through many lives I have been knocked down many times. In some lives I have been knocked up, and then murdered by the father of my child to cover up his illicit acivities.
But none of that is important right now. What is important is that in disquisitions of every kind there are certain primary truths, or first principles, upon which all subsequent reasoning must depend. Figure out these first principles, and your constitution will follow.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<enters>
Are you here, old friend? I feel its time I once again partake in the wheezing mists to hone spiritual focus and guidance in my plans for Legion World's future.
<opens illegal bottle of Khundian Absinthe>
As always, I could use your counsel.
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