I'm thinkin' it's 'cause he's so smooooth.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
He's one tasty *tee hee*-er all right.
Posted by Monkey Eater Lad on :
Cause he's saucier.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I just want to point out that it is now officially possible to make all of the non-featured topic on the MMB have something about MLLASH in the title.
(When I tried it before I was short one thread...)
Posted by Italian Boy on :
maybe it's the toppings?
Posted by Kid Psychout on :
when he melts he don' leave a sticky mess all over your hands?
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'm not fattening and I don't cause brain-freeze!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Damn it Kid, i was gonna use "cause he melts in their mouths, not in their hands" but you basically beat me to it, lol.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
You can save that one for the "Why is MLLASH better than m&m's" thread, Rick!
Ice Cream isn't the co-writer of Matter-Eater Lad: The Series!
Posted by Pov on :
'Cause he licks ya back! Posted by Pov on :
'Cause he doesn't leak when you nibble on his bottom!
....well, maybe he does... Posted by Italian Boy on :
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
nine planets aren't enough
Posted by minesurfer on :
Because he has nuts already added?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Because he's good on every day, not just Sundays!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
He's just so cool, that's why! Look at those shades!
Posted by Harbinger on :
I prefer the delightful Llash as he doesn't hurt my teeth Posted by rokk steady on :
...b/c he never melts, which means you can lick him *forever*
Posted by Varalent on :
It might be the "tongue lashing" I think Posted by l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN on :
OK but does he go down smooth like ice cream ? Posted by Italian Boy on :
on that.... i have NO doubt
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Shirtless ice cream. Not as exciting, is it?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Because all you have to do is squeeze him and you get lots of cream.
Posted by Pov on :
He never goes soft at room temperature!
[ May 10, 2004, 07:17 AM: Message edited by: Pov ]
Posted by Future on :
Ice cream isn't man enough to "tee hee", but our Lash is!
Posted by MLLASH on :
This thread is SO good for my psyche!
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
MLLASH works those pounds off you, he doesn't whack them on.... deee lish and slimming, how much do we love our Micheal L Lash?
<----------this much is how much----------->
(And maybe even a wee bit more too )
Posted by rokk steady on :
whereas i prefer my ice cream served in a bowl, i prefer my lash helpings in the form of scoops.
Posted by Monkey Eater Lad on :
Because ice cream doesn't look good in underwear Posted by MLLASH on :
Ice cream isn't blonde!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Lash always has something interesting or funny to say. A bowl of ice cream does not.
Posted by rokk steady on :
haven't had a chance to look around the board here yet, but has the Lashter posted a pic of the Glory of His Blondeness?
Posted by Monkey Eater Lad on :
Well its not like ice cream can wear a thong... Posted by Fat Cramer on :
... or get blonde highlights.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Or wear skintight outfits.
Posted by Bevis on :
When ice-cream ends up dribbling down your chin it leaves a nasty stain on your t-shirt. When Lash-cream dribbles down your chin... uh.... never mind. Posted by Pov on :
Have you ever seen (or dreamt about) Lashie covered in sprinkles? Posted by Fat Cramer on :
He can be kept anywhere. He doesn't melt in the sun.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
cause i was bored and was looking around and like this thread...
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
Because when he touches my lips, he isn't cold. Posted by MLLASH on :
This thread is kewler than ice milk!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
But is it cooler than Tennessee tea?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
cooler then ice cubes on Xolnar.
Posted by ferroboy on :
I think Lash comes in better flavors than ice cream.
Posted by Pov on :
They both give me chills, but Lashie is never cold... Posted by Myriad on :
Remember how every summer, the MLLASH Man would drive into your neighborhood and deliver the sweetest, kewlest treat known to man (or women!). Why, just the sound of bells chiming, makes me peek out the window in the hopes of seeing the MLLASH Man.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: 'Cause he doesn't leak when you nibble on his bottom!
....well, maybe he does...
Who can add anything after this one. Posted by Myriad on :
I absolutely love ice-cream. I always have. I also loved Care Bears and My Little Pony and stuff like that.
My brother created the I SCREAM KIDS for me. They had names like Rocky Road, Rum Raisen, and Butter Pecan. They lived in a place called the Vanilla Villa and frolicked in the Strawberry Patch by the Chocolate River. A mean old gorilla called King Kone was always trying to capture them, usually with the help of the Big Bad Dipper.
Good times, people! Good times!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I just ate a bowl of ice cream. This isn't easy for me to admit, but I think it was better than me.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Blasphemy!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What kind of ice-cream? I'll live vicariously through your description, so please don't mince words.
Posted by MLLASH on :
BREYER'S brand; vanilla and milk chocolate checks! It reminded me of those groovy go-go checks on Silver-Age DC comics, so I couldn't resist!
I also doused it with chocloate syrup!
I reckon I need to do my situps tonight.
[ October 25, 2004, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Double situps.
Posted by Myriad on :
Lashkins is abstastic!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
no nuts on them? Posted by Pizzazz on :
Lash is better than ice cream becuase he likes to overthrow?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I scream for MLLASH!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: BREYER'S brand; vanilla and milk chocolate checks! It reminded me of those groovy go-go checks on Silver-Age DC comics, so I couldn't resist!
You know... I hate to admit it... but that *does* kind of sound better than MLLASH!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Ben and Jerry's should develop a tribute to MLLASH sundae.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: I just want to point out that it is now officially possible to make all of the non-featured topic on the MMB have something about MLLASH in the title.
(When I tried it before I was short one thread...)
There's like three of four pages worth of MLLASH threads, now!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Nobody would take the trouble to bump that many threads just for ice cream.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lash is always super-premium!
Posted by cleome on :
I'm more of a granitas gal myself, especially raspberry or black currant.
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