99. Is tolerant of Umber, Mekt, MLLASH and other socially impaired Legion Worlders.
98. DAMN, does that lass space-rock, or WHAT?!?!
97. Can dance the shurg better than you but doesn't rub your face in it.
96. She's Canadian.
95. She likes orphans, animals and old people.
Posted by Varalent on :
94. She loves cats!
93. She loves felines!
92. She's named for a cat!
91. She's housed many cats during her life
90. She really, REALLY loves cats!
Posted by MLLASH on :
89. Likes AMBUSH BUG.
88. Likes MATTER-EATER LAD: The Series!
Posted by Varalent on :
87. Makes great coffee
86. Mothers everyone here
85. Has sharp claws and knows how to use 'em!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
84. Has an amazing amount of knowledge on a variety of subjects
83. Understands the political rants of a variety of LMBers, including Cobalt Kid, and is able to add her own ideas and analysis
82. Is a major part of the daily life of Legion World!
Posted by LoneWolfLondo on :
81. Always makes the litterbox.....?
No? Ok sorry.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
80. As Kono could tell ya, Fems do it right!
Now I'm imagining Crames as a Sklaran. Oh dear!
[ March 26, 2004, 07:35 PM: Message edited by: Leap Year Lass ]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
79. Easily amused.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
78. A great friend.
Posted by Harbinger on :
77. Dislikes Koko
76. likes everyone else.
75. has the best recipes for cakes, muffins and all your pastry delights.
Posted by MLLASH on :
74. Have we mentioned tht she SPACE-rocks??!!??
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
73. She gives lots of free yummy food in Cafe Cramer!
72. She lets me sleep on the tables in Cafe Cramer
71. She is a Cool Cat with a Capital C!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
70. Almost certainly the first person to mention a Ski-Doo here.
69. Faithfully meets her LW "Goes Evil For Awhile" quota.
68. That AVATAR!
67. Appreciates Lester. (Yes you do!)
[ March 27, 2004, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: Leap Year Lass ]
Posted by Juan on :
66. Loves walks.
65. Is wonderfully opinionated.
64. Likes to think.
63. Likes to like people.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
62. Writes some pretty good poetry.
61. Uses said poetry to defeat evil baddies like the Royal Inquisitor.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
60. She is appropriately embarrassed by this thread!
Posted by MLLASH on :
59. *tee hee!*
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
58. miss cramer is lovely and charming.
Posted by MLLASH on :
57. Knows that when everybody thinks alike, there's not much thinking being done.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
56. Creator of the ultra-cool psuedo name "Satan Claws Cramer".
55. Helped ignite the coolest LW event so far: The Dark Stu Saga! (C'mon, it was!)
54. Knows about people like Noam Chomsky and Eric Hobsbawm and what they've written about!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
53. she is intelligent and well-read
52. she SPACE-rocks!
51. she emits that pheromone that makes people happy.
Posted by MLLASH on :
50. Is a LEGION fan.
49. Kewl taste in Independent comics.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
48. In one lifetime she was known as Iajerta, Queen of Kildax V. She was one of the kindest people I knew, and didn't try to kill me or anything!
Posted by Greybird on :
47. Proffers well-turned private advice on LW.net human relations; some of us follow it; others of us don't, and end up regretting it. {sigh}
Posted by Varalent on :
46. Is lovely company for poolside breakfasts at the Villa
45. Opened Cafe Cramer, 'nuff said!
Posted by Umber & the Boyz on :
44. She like, isn't a slave to fashion. *sigh* I both admire and pity her for that.
43. She likes Lydda's beehive!
Posted by THE LMB ENQUIRER on :
42. FAT CRAMER CANNIBAL FEAST: KITTEN FLAMBE' Posted by Thora on :
41. She isn't a cretinous male
40. She doesn't have a penis.
39. She is woman, hear her roar.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: 56. Creator of the ultra-cool psuedo name "Satan Claws Cramer".
DISCLAIMER: I think it was Pov who used the term "Satan Claws", and I appropriated it - but only for special occasions, like Xmas.
Posted by MLLASH on :
38. She graciously gives credit where credit is due.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
37. She remembered my birthday last year!
Posted by MLLASH on :
36. Is drop-dead sexy (I assume).
35. Won't poke fun at your moderate weight-gain.
34. Is quick to notice your moderate weight-loss.
33. Doesn't rot her brain with TV.
32. Allows us to rot her brain on this message board.
Posted by Numf El on :
31. She's just fabulous. 30. She's just utterly fabulous.
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Yowl**
29. She'll come find me...
**Yo...
Posted by Jinx on :
28. *purr*
Posted by Varalent on :
27. She was the first to realize that something was wrong with Stoopid Cat!
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
26. She's smarter than a bucketful of whelks!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
25. She cleans up after herself and doesn't leave it for me....
Posted by MLLASH on :
24. tasteful nude statue!
Posted by Queen Connie on :
23. She is the Matriarch of the Feline minority of Legion World
Posted by MLLASH on :
22. Wonderful art piece in the MISSING A MUSE gallery over in the bits forum: MYSA & THE BRAIN-GLOBES OF RAMBAT.
Posted by MLLASH on :
21. As she is female, uses fruity-girly-smelling lotions and smells nice.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
20. She's Fat Cramer
19. There is no proof that she ever slept with Richard Nixon.
18. She has allowed this thread to continue
Posted by MLLASH on :
17. She remembered Monkey-Eater Lad's birthday this year!
Posted by MLLASH on :
16. Never joined the Manson Family in the 60s.
15. Hates the song HAVING MY BABY by Paul Anka.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
14. If she ruled the world, we would reap the benefits.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
13. She never kicks me in the shins for breaking her stuff.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
12. Awways wemembers to bwing wock wepewwent!
[ April 05, 2004, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
11. Won't ridicule your ridiculous hat!
Posted by MLLASH on :
10. Responsible for the return of LEGION WORLD! Yay!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
9. Responsible for UCONN Huskies winning the men's and women's college basketball tournaments! Yay!
Posted by Juan on :
8. Draws EXCELLENT renditions of the White Witch and the Globes of Rombat
Posted by Harbinger on :
7. asks insightful questions.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
6. gives insightful answers.
Posted by mechana on :
5. brazenly labels herself "fat" in an era where the very word makes the politically correct squirm.
Posted by MLLASH on :
4. Responsible for my upcoming 3-day weekend! YEAH baby!
3. Knows that cooler heads prevail.
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
there is no need for 2. Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
to love miss cramer, a sentient needs only
1. she is. Posted by Varalent on :
And there you have it Legion Worlders! There truly are 101 reasons to love Fat Cramer! (But we all knew that...in fact there are many, many more!)
Posted by MLLASH on :
Much love to Cramey.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
We love you, Cramey!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
***sniff***
Thanks, guys. I'll think of you every time I look at my collection of space rocks.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Have you loved Fat Cramer today? I know I have!
Posted by Harbinger on :
I would only she hasn't been around lately
First Abin Quank, now Cramer - all my favourite posters are vanishing from the board! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Absence makes the heart grow fonder!
Though in Cramey's case, I don't think that's possible... Posted by Harbinger on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Absence makes the heart grow fonder!
Though in Cramey's case, I don't think that's possible...
In both their cases EDE!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Posted by MLLASH on :
I loved Cramey today, too.
Posted by Future on :
Though I didn't get a chance to add to the 101 reasons, I'd love to say I love you too, FC! Thanks for all you do at LW and all the great, kind posts.
Perhaps we can get 101 new, re-imagined reasons to love Fat Cramer going when the relaunch happens?
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
101 is only the tip of the very large iceberg....
Posted by MLLASH on :
0. She's so adorably 2 years ago!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! Your bumping of this thread has reminded me not only that I love Fat Cramer, but that I miss Sonnie, Future, and Quislet, Esq. as well!
Posted by MLLASH on :
It's the unexpected fruit syndrome that sometimes accompanies thread bumpage.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
?
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
loves coffee, I love coffee.
Posted by Arachne on :
I don't, but we've got a peace treaty.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
sounds like a lovely woman - and she must be as extra-special in person Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
FC once bought me a jar of green mint jelly!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
For your lamb Eliza no doubt?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Haha, your actually dead on!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Your plastic pet? Hopefully she didnt say Baaa Humbug... Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Eliza was strangely silent that evening. Cobie did all the talking.
Once again, all threads lead to Cobalt Kid!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Willikers! That can't be allowed! We're here to discuss FC-centric stuff like interesting books, good recipes and ways to defeat the Royal Inquisitor!
Posted by Stealth on :
She thinks Shadow Lass should be the LSH leader, and I agree. Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Cramer sent me a comic book I was having a hard time getting a copy of!! That's one of the coolest things EVER!!
(not that it was a great comic but the gift filled a hole in my collection)
Yay Cramer!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by Stealth: She thinks Shadow Lass should be the LSH leader, and I agree.
I disagree.
Cramer should be LSH leader!
Posted by Stealth on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
quote:Originally posted by Stealth: She thinks Shadow Lass should be the LSH leader, and I agree.
I disagree.
Cramer should be LSH leader!
But only if she wants to.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Best reason to love FC:
her cat's an excellent marksmeow.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: Best reason to love FC:
her cat's an excellent marksmeow.
When she's not addicted to caffeine (the cat - NOT FC) Posted by Kent on :
She's back!
we missed ya!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
She gives a can of clams for a present.
Posted by cleome on :
Can dress in Original Projectra's colors, without being all haughty about it.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
She's been known to put both Hrun and Stoopid Cat in their places.
Posted by Kent on :
Coffee!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
She's like a fresh cool front that moves in from Canada, turning those hot red-orange weather maps cool shades of green and blue (sometimes even violet!).
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
She writes articles and essays like nobody's business.
Posted by cleome on :
Has run North America's most profitable and highly rated Confuse-A-Cat™ franchise since 1974.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
She's never tried to steal my boyfriend.
Posted by cleome on :
Lends healthcare-deprived Yankees her identity in our hour of need.
Posted by Kent on :
Trains cats and dogs how to surf, sail and scuba-dive.
Posted by cleome on :
Once teamed up with MLLASH to take down a whole horde of renegade Amway sellers all by themselves!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Because the Lord High Proctors deem you do so.
Posted by cleome on :
Puppy pics! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Just because.
Posted by cleome on :
She takes a break from the post-Earl cleanup to come by and say hello.
Posted by cleome on :
Whenever I'm reading her old posts, the iTunes mix pulls up a five-star-rated song! I don't know how to explain this, but there's got to be a connection, right?
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Because as duly elected leader, I hereby proclaim her Legion World's Official Post Laureate.
Congratulations, Fat Cramer.
P.S. Your HONORIFIC! title may be good at the following participating websites -
Jezebel BBC Knowledge Autotrader
Posted by future king on :
She knows a good wine when she sees one.
Posted by Exnihil on :
My morning coffee just doesn't taste as good unless I'm reading her posts. (Come back soon, FC )
Posted by cleome45 on :
She could help me finish off all this extra pasta salad-- er, that is... if she likes pasta salad...
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
She called me "cutie" at SDCC in '08.
Posted by cleome45 on :
Thanks to her free-to-friends, custom-built TARDIS, I never have to miss Happy Hour!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
She likes Judge Anderson Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
She once defeated Disco Mummy in a dance-off!
Posted by cleome45 on :
She's providing fresh flowers and Tiki torches for the First Annual Legion World Luau!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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loves coffee, I love coffee.
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