Just a few people who need to brush up on their posting!
LWL...who used to be atomic_dogg. What if I tell ya there's a Space-Milkbone in it for ya?
matlock...I hope you're happy, you've pissed off Universo now! Well, that's it, I'm sending over Rond to sit on your doorstep and look forlorn and whatnot. He got good at that in the Adventure era, you know.
Italian Boy...I don't know where your ass is, but it ain't here!
Estimate Lad...well, I know it's tax time here, anyway. Try to take a minute or two away from cooking the books, eh?
And...
[ March 13, 2004, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Leap Year Lass ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
I imagine Rokk Steady, superboyjr, Caleb and Ger are having lots of sex when they aren't posting.
Maybe the others are having lots of sex too!
Gee... I wish I was having lots of sex.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
You're like an MB priest. Sacrificing your own desires in order to minister to the electronic needs of others.
Wow.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Verily.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Shame on you, non-posters! Lash is GIVING IT UP (or not giving it up, depending on how you look at it) for what? Your silence!
Hmph.
[ March 13, 2004, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: Leap Year Lass ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Everyone should be as celibate as I am! There's more time for posting that way.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Sweetie, I dunno if you're really helping the cause with that theory there.
Posted by icefire on :
Oh Lash you know that I love ya!!!!!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Express your love by posting!
Posted by icefire on :
Hey you know I really miss Italian Boy!!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I miss him too. These non-posters need a good bare-assed spanking!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
I just emailed the first four listed, so get those hands ready, Lash. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, I emailed Galahadran and Dev-Em and got them back here! And I fought the tough battle to get Lardy back online!
I've also emailed Shady, Dedman, Mightyfanboy Lad, Midnight Son and Yellow Kid, but none of their emails worked. Yellow Kid eventually made it over on his own, and I never had the chance to use the email that Shady used when she logged in here.
So it does work! Teeds, you deserve a medal! What kind would you like?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lass: You're like an MB priest. Sacrificing your own desires in order to minister to the electronic needs of others.
Wow.
Most people don't realize that Lash was the minister at the wedding of Space Tart and Cobalt Kid!
What a great ceremony it was...Lardy was the best man, and Loser gave her away...
Posted by LoneWolfLondo on :
Suffering from amnesia after repeated exposure to zuunium, lonewolf can only post when he changes back from furball form, that's the only time his fingers can type.
Did I miss bare-ass spankings?
Don't tell me I missed bare-ass spankings.
Grrrrrrrrr.
Ya, Ok, I'm a space-slacker. I am the Tyroc of this board, still a member, always on monitor duty.
If I promise to post more often, can I have field missions and bare-ass spankings too? Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
NEW OFFER: Lash will spank anyone who reaches 1000 posts!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
But only if they want him to!
Posted by MLLASH on :
You mean... someone might want me not to...?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
What about those who already have more than 1000 posts?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Too late! Of course, you could get your post count reset to 0, then build back up...
Posted by Pov on :
Ooh! Ooh!
Tell me what he'll do for 2,000 posts, quick... Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
quote:Originally posted by LoneWolfLondo: If I promise to post more often, can I have field missions and bare-ass spankings too?
Sure. Your first mission: report to Lash's room. And that should take care of the other.
Posted by LoneWolfLondo on :
Whoa!
My first field mission is to report to lash's room.
Kinda like Val sending Tenzil to take down the Dark Circle alone.
But I'm up for it.
Ready or not Lashie, here comes fur!
Posted by MLLASH on :
YAY!!!!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
See? Dreams can come true, it can happen to you.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: NEW OFFER: Lash will spank anyone who reaches 1000 posts!
I'm halfway there!
lil'rhino
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Congrats lil'rhino!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Thanks Gary!
I love those dancing numbers! I'm listening to "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc. right now and I could swear they're dancing to it! LOL!!
lil'rhino
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Just goes to show you what can happen when you post more, huh?
Posted by matlock on :
Hey everyone! I was just getting around to dipping my little piggies back into the pool here so this was a nice surprise. It's nice to be remembered!
I am really going to try to get back in the swing of things here. I think my life may be slowly getting back under control a bit. To make a long story short:
1. My job has been more or less sucking the life out of me, too much OT, too much taking the laptop home with me, too much weekend work. I finally told my bosses I couldn't hack it anymore. I was more or less figuring on being let go, but they offered me a less stressful position with no laptop included. It had got to the point I was having chest pains constantly. (One of my coworkers had to go on a disability leave due to stress, so it's not just me. Another one went home on a Friday and never came back.)
2. Things have been a little turbulent on the domestic front, nothing too over the top but more than the usual marital discord. I guess things are settling down some. Money's been a little tight so I'm several issues behind on my Legion reading, doggone it.
3. I still can't get a decent connection to the internet from home which makes me loathe to even log on. But now we've relocated our master bedroom back downstairs and the computer is back in our bedroom so at least if I have to wait forever online, I can still be in the room with the family. (Plus my wife has gone e-bay crazy lately so by the time she'd get offline it was time to log in on the laptop for work.)
4. I've also been leery of logging in from work because we had a big virus problem last year and I wasn't sure how much Big Brother is watching us now. Plus I haven't really had two seconds to spare (see gripe # 1.) But funny, ever since I thought I was going to get fired my fear of peeking in from work has gone away. I'm like one of the Challengers of the Unknown, living on borrowed time, except I haven't been fighting the Multi-Man or anything like that. I look damn good in this purple jumpsuit though.
I'm starting to feel a bit more like myself lately, and in a weird way posting here is part of what makes me feel like I do something other than work/sleep/eat. At any rate, I've missed hanging out with all you fun Legion World folks. I feel sort of out of the loop though so if anything major has gone on, let me know. I read the terrible news about Looks That Kill Lad, which really put my own troubles in perspective.
matlock
ps: On the upside, things haven't been all that woeful. My little girl, who some of you probably remember me blathering on about in the past, is doing fine, still growing like crazy and more fun everyday. She makes all the other crap seem totally worthwhile.
pps: Lash, I ain't too sure about the spankings and all, but I don't want to seem overly prudish either. My post count has lagged terribly though so I guess I'm safe for a while yet.
ppps: I guess this hasn't been to short of a story at that. Oh well.
Posted by Varalent on :
Great to see you back matlock! Now get posting! Posted by matlock on :
Yeah, I mean I can't believe my post count hasn't even hit a measly 400 yet.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Good to see you back matlock!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Great to hear from you Matlock!
Posted by Triad Neutral on :
Carggaphile!!! Posted by Triad Purple on :
Yoo-hoo!!! Posted by Triad Orange on :
Yes, let's see that nice Man from Cargg!
It's nice to see you too, matlock!
Posted by Estimate Lad on :
Hi guys,
Just to say sorry for being away so long. Giving up your job and moving away to another town are mostly the 'causes, but now I've got somewhere to stay and a new job sorted out I hope to be around a bit more. I still need to get a superfast internet connection put in so until then I'll just drop by when I've got a moment or two. It feels good to be home!
Posted by Varalent on :
Hi Estimate Lad! Great to have you back!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
EXcellent.
matlock, send back Rond, willya? I have more porch perching scheduled for him. And is Maddy grown enough yet to post?
EL, I'm gonna hold you to your estimated return. Don't make me use strong-ArtmFallOff Boy tactics.
Posted by matlock on :
I'm hanging on to Rond so I can go back and get in some posts for January and February during my 3-Month Gap.
If this was a Blue's Clues or Dora the Explorer board, Maddy'd be right here!
I have planted the seeds though, we watched one of the Fleischer studios Superman cartoons Saturday. She was pretty pretty impressed that Superman could fly all by himself. So she put her swimsuit on so it hung off her like a cape in the back, and ran around for 1/2 an hour being Superman girl.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
That lass is in need of UnderOos! C'mon, dad! (She's not gonna know the difference if they're "boy" ones, either!)
Posted by matlock on :
She's been wearing my wife's old "Creda the Hulk" jammies for a while now. She does a pretty good impression too. Raah!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
A-hah! I spy Italian Boy!
Posted by Italian Boy on :
Hey Everybody!
I'm back! What's been going on?
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
What have you been doing, young man?
Posted by Italian Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lass: What have you been doing, young man?
Got a new job, actually, a new career and a new man (no ring on my finger yet Icefire and Lash, so please feel free to touch, I mean speak to me inappropriately).
Posted by Italian Boy on :
You're awesome LYL!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Great Hera, do we have to hire Bismollian process servers to track down these non-posting scofflaws?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: NEW OFFER: Lash will spank anyone who reaches 1000 posts!
Hmm... maybe it's time to update this offer?
Posted by cleome on :
Look at how many spankings I accrued without even knowing it!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Great Hera, do we have to hire Bismollian process servers to track down these non-posting scofflaws?
Nope, YOU have been drafted. All of you. Get to it.
I already yelled at matlock....AGAIN!!!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by LASHbrain: Everyone should be as celibate as I am! There's more time for posting that way.
I don't really see why we can't post AND have sex at the same time... all it takes is some concentration and a little stretching to reach the keyboard.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Which long-lost poster are you contacting, IB?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I suppose I could contact all of them, Teeds. Shall we set up a command post to track them down once and for all?
And we shan't take NO for an answer!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Get to it, man!
Why not start with:
CRUJECTRA/SPELLBINDER
MONKEY-EATER LAD
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I shall flood Crujectra with half-naked pictures of myself on Facebook at once, Ma'am!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yeah, MEL totally needs to get back on LW ASAP! Cali too!
Shouldn't one of those FB Legion World dudes be FBing them? *glares at Lash*
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
YEAH, CALI! Get her here!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I don't even know who she IS on Facebook! Someone, hack Caliente's account and get her back here!
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