Just joining in the restaurant craze that has gripped Legion World!
Come to Lash's Weenie Hut for the best in processed meat product dining on your choice of white or wheat buns!
Your choice of toppings-- mustard, catsup, ketchup, onions, relish, chili or shredded processed cheese food product! Go ape and pick 'em ALL on our "Super-Deluxe Everything Weenie"!
And for you vegetarian weirdos-- there's Lash's Tofu Dog and Salad Bar! Yum Yum!!!
BRING THE KIDS to see Klowno the Naughty Clown! He makes hot dogs out of balloons!
"In a rut? Seeya at the Weenie Hut!"
[ May 17, 2006, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]
Posted by Bubble Wrap Boy on :
Hmmm... I've heard you beat the best meat... much success Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'll stick with the veggie version, thank you.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: I'll stick with the veggie version, thank you.
Will that be WITH processed salad topping product or WITHOUT processed salad topping product?
Posted by MLLASH on :
ANOUNCEMENT!
Klowno the Naughty Clown has been placed under house-arrest pending the Michael Jackson trial.
You'll have to get your hot dog-shaped balloons elsewhere, pervert!
Posted by STU on :
Maybe Señor Widebottom can recommend a reliable clown?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Maybe Senor Widebottom could take Klowno's place?
I hear he can pull hot dog-shaped balloons out of his pantaloons!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Do you have any clams here Lash?
(PM me if this is offensive!)
Posted by MLLASH on :
No clams, Cobie, but I *do* feature Lash's Genuine Sea-Dog with "Real" Artificial Clam Flavoring!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sounds good to me!
And I really like the buns that you're serving around here!
Posted by MLLASH on :
My buns are the freshest, softest, yummiest buns in the land!
My buns are perfect to put a weenie in!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And the clam favoring for the sea-dogs is finger lickin' good!
[ February 15, 2004, 09:34 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: And the clam favoring for the sea-dogs is figure lickin' good!
Whose figure? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Foiled again by the bad spelling deity!
Posted by STU on :
Actually, I think that was just a Freudian slip... Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: My buns are the freshest, softest, yummiest buns in the land!
My buns are perfect to put a weenie in!
So I've always said! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I've never felt Lash's buns before, so I figure this is a good time to start!
Mmm, so soft! And I love this white liquid!
Mayonnaise just tastes so good!
[ February 16, 2004, 03:52 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by STU on :
Do we need to limit your posting to the G-rated portions of this board, young man?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
to avoid losing this thread in my Anti-Statue campaign!
Posted by MLLASH on :
WEEKEND SPECIAL!!!
Lash's CHICKEN-DOG made from only GRADE-A chicken beaks & talons!
Select Regular or Stroke-Inducing Spicy!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I simply must have Lash's world famous weiner...
I brought my own buns...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
oooops didnt mean to kill the thread LOL
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You didn't kill it Danny
I'm just having trouble thinking of metaphors that don't cross the line! I do like chicken heads though! (Ugh, I think I might have...)
Posted by MLLASH on :
"Metaphors that don't..." OH, I see how it is now.
To YOU this thread is nothing but a big joke! To YOU this thread is chock full of vulgar sexual innuendo!
Well, Cobie, I'll have you know that vulgar sexual innuendo was the furthest thing from my mind when I started his thread! No one else who has posted here is treatng this thead like a sick joke... why must you?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
giggle
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
Mllash sweetie, while I understand soft buns are common place I much prefer nice tight firm buns to sink my teeth into... could you accomodate?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
lasher you wouldn't happen to serve Foot Long Bratwurst Specials with Chili and Sauerkraut, would you?
With Michelob Chasers?
My Brother wants to know.
Posted by MLLASH on :
What Sonnie and the Ranger want, Sonnie & the Ranger SHALL HAVE!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I would never, ever, bring sexual innuendo to this board! No pass me some clams, a could use a nice spread !
Posted by Monkey Eater Lad on :
Mmm weenies! Let check out the menu: All beef, chicken, pork, beefy pork, porky chicken, Lash...do you carry monkey meat?
I see there's a salad bar here, do the salads also come tossed?
Do the kids meals come with toys? A shuttlecock to play badminton with maybe?
Lash's Weenie Hut - I'm Lovin' It!
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
I smell tuna!
**Purr**
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Is this establishment still in business?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Unfortunately I had to close the Weenie Hut.
Too much competition from Shakes, Cafe Cramer and the Starfield Lounge.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Ha! I bet it was the old "eating the profits" problem.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
But they had the best clam money could buy!
And rumor was that you couldn't find a thicker weenie anywhere else!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I don't feel like cooking tonight, so pass the mustard! And remember:
Better to eat beer and franks With cheer and thanks Than beans and sprouts With fear and doubts. - John Robbins Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I recommend the clams! Although the majority around here might be delighted by the extra large weiners!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Lash's Weenie Hut is REOPEN! Because you demanded it or something!
TAKE THE WEENIE CHALLENGE!!
Tryour New 3-FOOT SUPER-DOG!
Eat the whole thing and its FREE! Can't finish it? You owe me 10 bucks!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I recommend the clams!
Order the clams and $1 goes to support the All-Sinde Thread.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Are pussy cats allowed in here?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
HEY!! I was going to order some hot potatoes, but somebody closed the thread. Are home fries available at the Weenie Hut?
Posted by MLLASH on :
FREE WEENIES & TOSSED SALAD TO ALL LASH SUPPORTERS!
Posted by TheGreenActingBug on :
Good Luck Lash!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Great Gravy and Potatos!!! Lash is running?!! Lash hasn't run for leader since he was elected the second leader of the LMB!
The most beloved poster of all time...as the most beloved leader?!
Posted by Prime. Kid Prime. on :
Yeah, but he has to out-Prime Kid Prime as WELL as ouster Ester first. As well as figure out the mystery of how to beat Miss T. Not to mention all the other deserving candidates.
Heck, I'm sweating in my booties just thinking about it, and I'm all-metallic!!!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Miss T, is probably the biggest competition we'll see.
Posted by Prime. Kid Prime. on :
She definitely has the biggest pink promises!
Posted by CM3 Vee on :
Weenies for everyone! Lasher, can I have one of your special weenies? Posted by Reboot on :
MLLASH WITHDRAWS!?
His post on the Declarations thread is gone. Has he chickened out?
Posted by MLLASH on :
I prefer to think of it as "wised up".
Entering an election because you're bored at that exact moment isn't really a good reason to enter an election.
Posted by CM3 Vee on :
Oh Pooh!
Can I still have one of your special weenies? Posted by Crulith on :
Sigh
And just when I was getting psyched up to serve under the Lashie Poo/Matty Poo Administration Posted by Miss Troia on :
No Lashkins in the race?!?! May I at least taste your weenie? Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Monkey Eater Lad: Lash's Weenie Hut - I'm Lovin' It!
it's Lashgasmic!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Hot dogs be damned! *fires up weenie hut-disguised dimension hopper*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
The only hotdogs Blaze will eat are mine! Mine, I tell you!
Posted by lowercase mllash on :
Oh how mortifying.
And what did THIS mean?:
quote:Originally posted by lowercase mllash: Hot dogs be damned! *fires up weenie hut-disguised dimension hopper*
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Hey, it's HIS choice! Even when I offer someone else's hotdog, he won't bite. Says only mine look delicious.
quote:Originally posted by lowercase mllash: And what did THIS mean?:
quote:Originally posted by lowercase mllash: Hot dogs be damned! *fires up weenie hut-disguised dimension hopper*
I bet it was your evil twin, using his evil computer, to boot up his evil dimension hopper, to get an evil hotdog vendor from an evil parallel universe to serve evil-inducing hotdogs with evil condiments to turn the rest of LW evil.
Or maybe you were just drunk when you posted that?
Posted by lowercase mllash on :
Oh, sorry for being unclear-- I was mortified that I ever started this thread. So unlike me!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*oops*
Well, maybe your evil twin started this thread in an effort to tamper with your fragile psyche and besmirch your good name!
(PS - I actually like it when people make jobs about Blaze only eating food I give him. It gives my ego a boost )
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No Lashkins in the race?!?! May I at least taste your weenie?