Posting in this thread officially makes you a "Post Whore".
Not posting in this thread removes any possibility of you ever attaining that Exalted (or is that Exausted?) Title!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Are altID's allowed to be "Post Whores"?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (and if not, Why Not?)
Posted by Pagan Lass on :
Good Question!
[ January 08, 2004, 05:44 AM: Message edited by: Pagan Lass ]
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
*Purr*
Who Cares?
*Purr*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, I'll be waiting for Lightning Lad and the rest of the top five to show up Posted by icefire on :
hey!!!!
Posted by icefire on :
I thought you meant Oh well never mind!!!!
Posted by Greybird on :
I'm not even batting 1000 yet {g}
Still, the fourth word in the thread title at least will smoke out our beloved Shady (Candace), if she ever comes back, after registering but never posting ...
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Okay, THE post whore has shown up. Trying to get my second wind for the sprint to 10,000.
Posted by Varalent on :
*cough* Present and accounted for. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Vee you still sick? Sorry to hear that. You need some soup.
This way you get your exercise too. Posted by STU on :
I'm now in a Vee and Semi sandwich...
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Vee you still sick? Sorry to hear that. You need some soup.
This way you get your exercise too.
Yeah Scott, it doesn't seem to want to let go. Everyone I've talked to says the strain of flu we're seeing here can last up to 4-6 weeks! I've been battling it since 12/31 so it's just over a week already. While I don't feel as deathly ill as I did the first two or three days, I'm still pretty miserable. Tonights the first night I've actually made it up past 8 PM!
PS: Thanks for the soup!
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: I'm now in a Vee and Semi sandwich...
Well, it's about time! Posted by STU on :
I had quite a while to admire the view when I was right behind Semi.
Now that I'm behind Vee, I find the view from this vantage point to be just as breathtaking.
Posted by Ger on :
and I can only say that Stu's behind is just LOVELY!!!
I'm not really a post whore at the moment but I plan on being one in a month or so. I thought I better speak up now.
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Ger: and I can only say that Stu's behind is just LOVELY!!!
I'm not really a post whore at the moment but I plan on being one in a month or so. I thought I better speak up now.
Speak now, or forever hold your...
(There's that "GSOH" that Sonnie noted a while back... )
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Here's the post-whore in training!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
At least, I'm supposed to be, but lately my training has been all about waiting on Lightning Lad 24/7.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
You can have the weekend of IB to catch up on your training. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Thanks goodness, all this cat fur is giving me a bad rash! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Thank goodness, all this cat fur is giving me a bad rash! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
To post-whore or not to post-whore, that is the question.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
No question about it for me. Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: Thanks goodness, all this cat fur is giving me a bad rash!
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: Thanks goodness, all this cat fur is giving me a bad rash!
Duplicative posts are one sure sign of impending post-whoredom.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: Thanks goodness, all this cat fur is giving me a bad rash!
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: Thanks goodness, all this cat fur is giving me a bad rash!
Duplicative posts are one sure sign of impending post-whoredom.
As is quoting oneself.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
This thread really is a BAD influence. In just two pages I've learned more about post whoring than I ever thought possible.
quote:This thread really is a BAD influence. In just two pages I've learned more about post whoring than I ever thought possible.
Yup. I have to agree.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
heh.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Can someone direct me to the pre-whore thread? I want to know the backstory.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The thread fell on hard times, was abused as a child, ran away from home, and had to survive on the streets. That's the back story.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
This thread should carry with it a mark so that it will always know it's shame (I suggest a big, red W)!
W
(Just like that one!)
[ January 15, 2011, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Ram Boy ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Where can I get one of those? In Green.
Posted by Kent on :
<font face="Monotype Corsiva"> W </font f>
[ July 18, 2010, 02:57 PM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
<font face="monotype corsiva"> W </font f>
[ January 15, 2011, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq ]
Posted by Kent on :
looks better on the blue background.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Why, Thank You...
[font face="monotype corsiva"] W [/font]
I'll treasue this always or for the next 2 minutes whichever comes first.
[ July 16, 2010, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
You might want to change those <> to []
You missed the last >
Need some help there Abin?
Posted by SharkLad on :
I recommend the bisque ...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
This thread adopted me as a young child, for that, I will always be greatful
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
right now, guess I'm it, lol.
Posted by future king on :
"Post" whore? I never even got to know her before ! Sheesh!!!
Posted by cleome on :
Wonder whatever happened to that Abin guy, anyhow? Anyone know?
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Last I saw, he was Post Dancing.
Posted by cleome on :
Whoa.
I guess you just never know, huh?
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Nothing, Rick, I was trying to fix the tags from my post on the preceding page and instead ended up quoting myself.
A pointless post in the post whore thread. Go figure.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
hehehehehhe. Don't feel bad. I've been at this all day and I'm starting to get brainfried, lol.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
14 more and you hit 5,000.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
I'm haning in there, but I could use some sleep, lol.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
SLEEP LATER, SOLDIER!
NOW GIMME 10 (posts that is)!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Well, I'm the biggest one right now, so I guess I'm the Supreme Post Whore for January 15th, 2010.
Posted by future king on :
Once in a while I get into the inane post mood and just feel the need to post and post! Posted by cleome on :
You do?
I had no idea. Honest.
Posted by future king on :
Oh yeah, like today for example. Most mornings I have that posting spirit but I find lately I don't have that much time in the evenings. It's usually as a result of work and home life priorities dragging me down. LOL!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I don't think of myself as a Post Whore. As I have said elsewhere, I think of myself as a Post Courtesan.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
I'm a post $2 fleet street hooker, lol.
Posted by future king on :
Just stopping by to make my daily Post-Whore donation to this thread! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
"Friends, just thirty cents a day can make a huge difference in the lives of post whores. Won't you give so I can stay here with all the little girls of posters and show them that life is much better when I'm unsupervised with so many innocent young ....um, nevermind!"
*Sorry, that just popped into my head. Does anyone else get a seriously creepy vibe of that guy?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
The guy with the beard who does one of those TV commercials for one of those organizations where you can sponsor a child in a developing country, ŕ la Sally Struthers?
Oh, yeah!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Thank you. I don't know the guy, don't know what he's like at all, but from those commercials... I wouldn't let him near my dog much less a small child. I just get a seriously creepy vibe from him, and I learned a long time ago to trust those vibes. Each time I haven't, something nasty has happened. And that guy just sets off my "keep that perv away from me" dar.
Posted by future king on :
What would be considered the opposite of Post Whore? Post Virgin? Pre Whore? Non-post Whore? The possibilities are endless!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
The opposite of a post whore is a lurker.
The near infinite variety is between those two opposites.
Posted by future king on :
I did not realise the life of a post whore was so deep and complicated.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: I did not realise the life of a post whore was so deep and complicated.
and then there's the haltertops, hot pants and hooker heals.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank: The opposite of a post whore is a lurker.
The near infinite variety is between those two opposites.
I used to be a lurker. Not so long ago. Now look at me. Slding down that slippery slope to post whoredom.
Would it look better if we called it post tortem?
Posted by future king on :
" To postwhore or not to postwhore, that is the question".
Posted by cleome on :
[snip]
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: Would it look better if we called it post tortem?
That sounds more like a brand of upscale breakfast cereal, if you ask me. One that's still loaded with sugar, but they put a picture of a meadow on the box instead of a bug-eyed cartoon character; so nobody notices.
Posted by future king on :
Post whore makes me think we should start a "post war" thread on here ..... all in the name of good fun though. Hmmmm ... Posted by rickshaw1 on :
*Lines up Postwhore gun, a longbarreled semi-automatic with infrared sights and speaks as Gravely Voice (tm)
"Go ahead, Postwhore punk, bake my hay!"
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Actually though, I prefer Posthussy or postslattern. They just evoke raunchier images!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Actually though, I prefer Posthussy or postslattern. They just evoke raunchier images!
And in the best all-age appropriate way.
Posted by future king on :
Must... delete... mental images.........try...to regain...my...sanity! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
heheheheh... now i'm in your head...Bwaaahahahhahahah
Posted by cleome on :
Just seems like your average day on the LMB to me.
(Or else a song by those old dudes in that Presidents band or whatever they used to call themselves...)
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: heheheheh... now i'm in your head...Bwaaahahahhahahah
Yes, and I effectively washed my brain as well. We're all good now. Thanks! Posted by Ambush Bug on :
Two threads...?
You youngins and your silly threads.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Pull my thread. PULL MY THREAD!
Bwaaahahahahahahahahha
Posted by Dev Em on :
rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppp...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dev! You're you again!
Posted by future king on :
The more PWs the better I say!!! There is safety in numbers. Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Live Dangerously.
Posted by future king on :
Exactly!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Wondering what Outdoor Miner is doint right now.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
something sensible, no doubt.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Wondering what Outdoor Miner is doint right now.
Hey, that post has its own thread. Why is it whoring around on this one?
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino:
I'm finding rhino graffiti all over this board. Is it vandalism...or art?
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino:
I like it! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino:
That leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
no, wait. That was Starbucks.
(checks wallet. finds no money inside) yes, that was definitely Starbucks.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
*looks at stamp above....
"He he. He he...She's got boobies!"
"shut up, Butthead!" "Damnit Bevis..."
Posted by future king on :
I would be quite upset and alarmed if "she" didn't have boobies! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
She did it all for tha wookie, tha wookie She did it all for tha wookie, tha wookie
Posted by future king on :
Sure I'm shamelessly posting random stuff on this thread ... is that so Whore-able??
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
git it any which way you can.
Posted by dedman on :
I usually do
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: git it any which way you can.
One of Eastwoods funniest movies.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Hey! Did all the post whores move to another corner?
Posted by cleome on :
You might want to take that question over to the Gentrification thread...
Posted by Timber Wolf on :
Got to use this one to it's full advantage...the thread that is...not the...never mind.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
It's two dollars a post. Betcha' no one told'ja, did they? Tha little scamps.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
"Hey baby, you lookin' for a good time? I gotcha party right here. Look at this keyboard. Look at this internet access speed. Oh, yeah baby... log on with that big hard drive and zoom down the info highway...."
Posted by future king on :
OMG .... I'm blushing again! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
"Ah lahkes um easy. Ewe shur do godda purdy mouth..."
Posted by Dev Em on :
I'm frightened.
Posted by Timber Wolf on :
blah
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
meh
Posted by Dev Em on :
bah
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Timber Wolf: blah
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: meh
quote:Originally posted by Dev Em: bah
This is the worst transcription of a Charlie Parker horn solo that I've ever seen...
Posted by Timber Wolf on :
toot
Posted by cleome on :
Rats live on no evil star.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Madam I'm Adam
Posted by Dev Em on :
okay then.
Posted by cleome on :
Apparently there are no palindromes on Dev's home planet.
Posted by Dev Em on :
Nope...Dev is too lazy to come up with one...even using google.
Posted by cleome on :
You should just cheat, like I do, and go watch Weird Al's "Bob" video.
Posted by future king on :
Weird Al is a poet and a talented artist in his own right.
Posted by lancesrealm on :
Mr Owl ate my metal worm.
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: Weird Al is a poet and a talented artist in his own right.
I need to take my thoughts on that over to the "Hot" thread. [dreamy sigh]
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by lancesrealm: Mr Owl ate my metal worm.
And it might just be the coffee speaking, but lance is getting more and more attractive to me by the minute right now. I wonder if he owns a Hawaiian shirt...?
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Just seems like your average day on the LMB to me.![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
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