High up on a hill overlooking Legion World, STU's residence has sprung up, seemingly overnight. It is a mansion done primarily in the Tudor style -- with plenty of high eaves, gabled windows, and a turret or two -- but with a number of other eclectic architectural influences as well. The mansion is relatively compact (as far as mansions go) from the outside, but you get the distinct feeling that it is far more expansive inside. Magic is at work.
You walk through the front door, and feel immediately at home. From the staircase and the many halls that lead away from the foyer, it is evident that there will be many, many places in this mansion to explore over time -- innumerable wood-paneled parlors filled with comfy chairs and plush Oriental carpets; crackling fireplaces for chilly winter nights; wide bay windows to let in the summer sun; and, of course, twisty secret passages and hidden rooms, filled with cobwebs and the must of ages gone by.
For now, you decide to explore the first room to your right. It appears to be an office of some kind...
[ October 12, 2008, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Stu ]
Posted by STU on :
STU's Office
This is a stately, circular office lined with bookshelves. A large window with a pleasant southern exposure looks out on an orchard filled with row upon row of apple, peach, and orange trees -- each bearing dozens of delicious, ripe fruit.
An imposing mahogany desk sits in the center of the office. The blotter is piled high with official documents and files. A half-empty mug of hot chocolatte and a couple of empty shot glasses (each emblazoned with the SHAKES logo) can also be seen amid the papers.
Also on the desk is a phone with a direct line to the office of Deputy Leader He Who Wanders. Based on the evident wear-and-tear on the handset, the phone has been well-used of late.
On the wall by the door hangs a bronze plaque engraved with the following:
Current cabinet members of the STU administration:
Special Counsel - Kid Prime Chief of Staff - Varalent Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the United Planets and Affiliated Planets - Arachne Ambassador to the Republic of Texas - Raging Bull Chief Magistrate of the Supreme Judicial Tribunal of Legion World - Quislet, Esq. Executive Sanitation Engineer - Abin Quank Joint Ministers of Crank and Grump - rickshaw1 and Star Boy Minister of Domestic Affairs (flirting) - Icefire Minister of Music and Education - Harbinger Official Arbiter of Good Taste - Semi Transparent Fellow Poet Laureate - Danny Blaine Secretary of State for Distant Relations - Faraway Lad Secretary of the Interior Design - Princess Crujectra Special Attaché to the Feline Community - Jinx Special Attaché to the Rodent Community - Rody the Super-Rat
Next to the bronze plaque hangs a brass plaque inscribed with the following:
Office of Security:
Head of Security - Cobalt Kid Director of Astral Operations - Space Ranger Director of Covert Intelligence - Invisible Brainiac Director of Covert Operations - Super Lad Kid Director of Naval Operations - SharkLad Director of Perimeter Defense - Blockade Boy Director of Undercovers Operations - Emerald Empress
[ December 31, 2003, 08:34 AM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by STU on :
Front of the Mansion
You walk back outside to the front of the mansion. A wide verandah stretches almost the entire length of the house. Wicker rocking chairs and swinging loveseats provide a nice setting to while away a summer afternoon with a stack of comic books and a glass of freshly-squeezed lemonade, or sweet ice tea.
A path wends its way down to the street below, where you can make out a number of Legion World's favorite businesses, all run and operated by respected local citizens: SHAKES, the Starfield Lounge, Café Cramer, and chocolatte.
Another well-worn path meanders around to the side of the mansion, through thickets of berry bushes: strawberries, blackberries, raspberries... even pluberries (for Legion enthusiasts and Winathians everywhere) and burberries (for the fashionably inclined).
[ December 11, 2003, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by STU on :
Library
Sitting in the shade of a majestic grove of redwoods is a round building with tall picture windows that run the full length of the circumference. One half of the building appears to be a library.
As you step inside, you find yourself in a semicircular room with soaring bookcases against the back wall. Comfortable chairs and long reading tables are scattered here and there. Tiffany lamps in wall sconces provide ample illumination once the sun has set.
Two thick tomes lie side by side on a pedestal directly in the center of the room. The volume on the left, bound in rich burgundy leather, is Who's Who, a roster of the citizens of Legion World. A quill and inkwell sit next to the book, and new Legion Worlders are welcome and encouraged to add another page to the ever-expanding volume.
The volume on the right, bound in navy blue leather, is the Encyclopedia Galactica, an exhaustive guide to the Legion of Super-Heroes.
Sitting on a reading table is an anthology of interest, with a fantastic contribution by Legion World's own Deputy Leader, He Who Wanders: Would You Like Fries With That Murder?
[ December 11, 2003, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by STU on :
Art Gallery
You walk around the library to the other half of the round building. The trees on this side thin out somewhat, affording a stunning view of the ocean far below, just past a steep bluff.
Inside this second semicircular room is an art gallery. The room is furnished in a spartan manner, so as not to divert attention away from the numerous works of art that are on display.
Hanging on a wall are stately oil portraits of Legion World's four Founders: Nightcrawler , Lightning Lad , Saturn Girl , and Kid Prime .
Below that are smaller oil portraits of the four Leaders of Legion World thus far: Princess Crujectra, Eryk Davis Ester, STU, and He Who Wanders. In addition, the portraitist (who is Naltorian) has also completed paintings of the next couple of Leaders to come. These are currently covered with heavy black drapes. (No fair peeking!)
The works of a number of talented local artists are on display here. The artwork rotates frequently, and the mansion hosts cocktail parties every few weeks or so to introduce each new showing of artwork.
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Posted by Danny Blaine on :
This is shaping up to be quite the place! Great going STU. Can I get the private tour of the secret passageways?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Umm... Mr. Leader, Sir...
Where do I put the two truckloads of cleaning supplies?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Into the closet over there.
Just be careful not to open the door next to it as that leads into a toilet that has a black hole in stead of a flush system and all sorts of things from the dungeon dimensions can get out of that door. I wish Lardlad would come back and sort out his old mess. Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: I wish Lardlad would come back and sort out his old mess.
Funny you should mention Lardy... Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Don't you open that Trap Door...
And STU - "Archmage"?!? LOL Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: This is shaping up to be quite the place! Great going STU. Can I get the private tour of the secret passageways?
All in good time. Free public showings of the various wings will be conducted on a regular basis.
Private tours can also be arranged on an individual basis, for a nominal fee. Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: And STU - "Archmage"?!? LOL
[turns SoM into a squirrel]
[ December 10, 2003, 06:24 AM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
where's the pool?
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Office
[under construction]
Current cabinet members:
Chief Counsel - Kid Prime Chief of Staff - Varalent Head of Security - Cobalt Kid Minister of Domestic Affairs (flirting) - Icefire Secretary of the Interior Design - Crujectra
Other cabinet openings are available...
Wow! Chief of Staff, I'm honored. Thanks STU, I look forward to working with your staff! Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Be careful what you wish for, Vee dear. His staff is growing all the time Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: And STU - "Archmage"?!? LOL
[turns SoM into a squirrel]
Hah. Missed me Posted by SoM on :
squeak squeak
[ December 10, 2003, 09:30 AM: Message edited by: SoM ]
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Be careful what you wish for, Vee dear. His staff is growing all the time
===========================================>
I see what you mean!
[ December 10, 2003, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Hey, just noticed how PRINCESS Crujectra is back. WB as it were.. Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
I'll stick to the public tours. I always love to watch just HOW badly the kids can embarrass their parents. Usually more interesting than the tours Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Stu, here is an update on the Security Office to bring you up to speed as the New Leader of Legion World.
I, Cobalt Kid, act as Head of Security (which was other wise known as The Royal Guard under Princess Crujectra, although this title no longer applies).
In my office, the following are Chief Security Officers, answering directly to me:
Space Ranger Emerald Empress Shark Lad Super Lad Kid
There are also a variety of low level positions and internships that some of the Legion Academy students fill, although known of these positions are allowed access to high-level areas.
We also keep tabs on a variety of 'shady' individuals on Legion World, some of which are known (i.e. Royal Inquisitor, Tarik the Mute, etc.), and some of which are secret.
I have two to three other secret agents on Legion World as well, whose identities must remains secret. Through them, I have a web of spies in the Legion World underworld.
And rumors of an ultra secret alliance in the Security office are strictly rumors. Everything the public needs to know is on paper.
PS- since the Security Officers are basically celebrities here on Legion World, a host of citizens anxiously await outside our office to catch a glimpse of us. We feel it's necessary to occasionally cater to our groupies .
PPS- the Security Office is not responsible for paying child support for any of my half-dozen children, since for some strange reason, they are all over the age of 16.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: Hey, just noticed how PRINCESS Crujectra is back.
It's good to keep a spare title around to fall back on in case of emergency (or unemployment) Posted by the boy with UltraPowers on :
the Mansion sounds great, STU !!!
and well done on being the new LEADER !!!
Matthew.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: where's the pool?
One of the rooms in the mansion is an old-fashioned Natatorium. An upcoming tour will be announced shortly...
Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
quote:Originally posted by SoM: squeak squeak
SoM... Squirrel or Marmoset? Ah, squirrel, I see.
In that case, I invite you to join the Legion of Super-Rodents -- we are united to defeat humanoid tyrants everywhere!
Posted by icefire on :
Wow my office is BIG!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: QUOTE]One of the rooms in the mansion is an old-fashioned Natatorium. An upcoming tour will be announced shortly... [/QB]
them sure is a big word ...
Posted by STU on :
OK... construction on the rooms on the first page of this thread has been completed. Check 'em out! Posted by Varalent on :
Awesome work on the Mansion so far, STU!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
quote:Originally posted by SoM: squeak squeak
SoM... Squirrel or Marmoset? Ah, squirrel, I see.
In that case, I invite you to join the Legion of Super-Rodents -- we are united to defeat humanoid tyrants everywhere!
Hmmm... I would just remind Rody that, as special counsel, my ears are everywhere.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Stu, the mansion is great!!! We can hold strategy and tactics meetings here in the Octagonal Office, and when done press a button and change the room into the Playstation/Gamecube/X-Box Palace, complete with Bose sound systems and Plasma TV's!!!
In that case, I invite you to join the Legion of Super-Rodents -- we are united to defeat humanoid tyrants everywhere!
Hmmm... I would just remind Rody that, as special counsel, my ears are everywhere.
And as Chief of Staff I swing a mean club! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, you are the chief of staff.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, the innaugeral ball will be held here! Great! I'll make sure Security isn't an issue, and the rest of you just have a great time!
It'll start here (and go on until Sunday), and then it'll spill over into the Starfield Lounge and SHAKES for the after-parites (with a special hang-over special at Cafe Cramer soon after)!
Everyone get ready, it begins pretty soon! Who is your date? What are you wearing? This security chief is still looking for a date, any takers?
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: So, the innaugeral ball will be held here! Great! I'll make sure Security isn't an issue, and the rest of you just have a great time!
It'll start here (and go on until Sunday), and then it'll spill over into the Starfield Lounge and SHAKES for the after-parites (with a special hang-over special at Cafe Cramer soon after)!
Everyone get ready, it begins pretty soon! Who is your date? What are you wearing? This security chief is still looking for a date, any takers?
Cobie sweetie! It's the oddest thing but I am currently without a date as well! I wonder if it has anything to do with our line of work?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Empress, we're going to need your remodelling powers if the Starfield Room joint venture materializes. Rest your eye, it's going to be a big job.
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Stu, the mansion is great!!! We can hold strategy and tactics meetings here in the Octagonal Office, and when done press a button and change the room into the Playstation/Gamecube/X-Box Palace, complete with Bose sound systems and Plasma TV's!!!
I may never leave!
Oooh, ooh, I get security detail of that room!!
Posted by STU on :
The Redwood Room
This cozy room is tucked away around the corner from STU's office, and appears to serve primarily as a private bar for entertaining small gatherings of friends. The long bar is made of varnished redwood, and fitted with a brass rail that runs its length.
Arrangements of plush divans and a few chaises longues form clusters conducive to collegial conversation. A large picture window affords a lovely view of the redwood grove that enfolds the mansion's library and art gallery -- and which gives this room its name.
Sitting on the bar is a thick book of signature drink recipes from SHAKES. You peruse the pages:
BLAINE BLASTER - 180 proof alcohol, a shot of gin, a swirl of mint schnaps topped with just a sprig of mint (cherry optional). [Mattropolis, f.k.a. Danny Blaine]
ARACHNETINI - Grey Goose Vodka, opal nera, and a spritz of seltzer. [Arachne]
VAVAVAVEE - Dark, dark rum, a splash of mango, papaya, and guava nectar, lightened with a spritz of soda. [Vee, a.k.a. Varalent]
BLOODY BLOKE - A Bloody Mary made with single malt scotch, a shot of beef bouillon, and a dash of horseradish in the tomato juice. [Sonnie Bloke]
RED RANGER - Johnny Walker Black, red vermouth (Noilly Pratt, preferably) shaken 100 times and topped with a cherry. [Space Ranger]
SWEET CAROLINE - Rum, grenadine, orange juice, vodka, and papaya -- all layered. Garnish with a sprig of witch-hazel. [Saturn Girl]
THE FELLOWS MARTINI - Hendricks gin, a whisper of Noilly Pratt dry vermouth, shaken one hundred times (no more, no less) in a stainless steel shaker, garnished with a slice of cucumber (sliver of celery optional). [Semi Transparent Fellow]
ROUND-UP - A hefty shot of sour mash whiskey, a hefty shot of beef boullion, and a dash of tabasco. [Raging Bull]
THE FEARLESS LEADER - A strong shot of a mixable gin (like Sapphire or Beefeater), a smaller shot of Campari, a dash of Rose's Lime, and a spray of seltzer; shake one hundred times, and garnish with a slice of orange. [STU]
COBALT CRUSH - Bombay Gin, Meyer's White Planter's Punch Rum, Grapefruit Juice, and Blue Curacao. [Cobalt Kid]
FROZEN VOLCANO - Two frozen blended drinks poured together to look like lava. First is white rum based: shot of white rum and sweet and sour, blend with ice. Second is tequila based: shot of tequila, grenadine, sweet and sour, blend with ice. Pour both frozen drinks carefully into a margarita glass in swirls so that the white and red remain separate. [Icefire]
BOLT - A jigger of Jolt Cola, Meyer's white plantation rum, a dash of bitters, and a shot of Pernod. [Lightning Lad]
CHEESE BREEZE - Essence of cheddar mixed with a fine stout. [Rody the Super-Rat]
THE BARD'S REVENGE - One ounce gin, two ounces Pim's, a splash of tonic water, and Rose's Lime to taste. Serve this baby in a tall skinny glass over ice. [Kent Shakespeare]
(Each drink recipe and name is an STF Inc. original, and copyrighted as such.)
[ October 26, 2005, 07:56 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Hmm! It appears my office isn't quite ready yet so I'll have to set up shop in the Redwood room for the time being! Ahhh! The life of a Chief of Staff is so trying some times! Posted by STU on :
Let the weekend-long festivities begin! The ballroom is just around the corner...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Woo hoo! Let's dance!
(Grabs Stu and begins to cut the rug)
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Woohoo!!!!! Takes a very exotic looking drink and downs it...
May I have another?
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
*Stands in the corner with shades on and looking fierce*
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<looks around for STU>
STU? STU?
Where are you???
Posted by Space Ranger on :
* Enters, notices SLK standing in corner with shades on looking Fierce removes own shades, goes to bar, orders Red Ranger, smiles at prospect of afternoon off *
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (One Inaugrial Ball, One Security Officer on Duty, Party Time!)
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<Puts on Cobalt Kid Costume>
<Walks up to Space Ranger>
Dude, I need you to go on a secret mission. Mantis is over at Shakes wiating for you...
<Walks away, takes off Cobalt Kid costume and giggles uncontrollably>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: <Puts on Cobalt Kid Costume>
<Walks up to Space Ranger>
Dude, I need you to go on a secret mission. Mantis is over at Shakes wiating for you...
<Walks away, takes off Cobalt Kid costume and giggles uncontrollably>
* Shakes head as Danny walks away, wondering who would be fooled by a purple plastic Cobalt Kid Halloween Mask. *
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<wonders how long it will take for curiosity to get the best of Ranger and he leaves to go to Shakes>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Ummm... Nope!
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Wonder why he's so desperate to get rid of me? and Where is STU?)
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<it's so fun to plant seeds of doubt in the Ranger's mind>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: So, the innaugeral ball will be held here! Great! I'll make sure Security isn't an issue, and the rest of you just have a great time!
It'll start here (and go on until Sunday), and then it'll spill over into the Starfield Lounge and SHAKES for the after-parites (with a special hang-over special at Cafe Cramer soon after)!
Everyone get ready, it begins pretty soon! Who is your date? What are you wearing? This security chief is still looking for a date, any takers?
Cobie sweetie! It's the oddest thing but I am currently without a date as well! I wonder if it has anything to do with our line of work?
Well then Empress, would you allow me the pleasure to be your date for this inaugural ball? I can honestly say that I won't be keeping my hands to myself, and that I'm just in it for the good time Posted by Pov on :
This thread is eternal proof Stu likes to hold balls... Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: * Shakes head as Danny walks away, wondering who would be fooled by a purple plastic Cobalt Kid Halloween Mask. *
Aw, c'mon, Ranger! The "wiating" typo was a BRIL-liant attempt to imitate Cobie...! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov:
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: * Shakes head as Danny walks away, wondering who would be fooled by a purple plastic Cobalt Kid Halloween Mask. *
Aw, c'mon, Ranger! The "wiating" typo was a BRIL-liant attempt to imitate Cobie...!
HAHA
Everyone knows that people who don't make spelling mistakes are big dorks and should be shot on site! Typos are part of what makes me so popular here on Legion World, just another kid trying to do the best he can! My brain is working to fast for my fingers!
<now I have to wait for Pov's next joke. I wonder it'll just be a funny pic?>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
My what a festive ball! I am attired in a faux-sharkskin tux, with a spider-wove shirt (the kind you can wear only once), a nucleonic bow-tie (nano-technology perfected excites the atoms of a tiny platinum disk to project the image of a shimmering bow-tie). My cumberbund is synthetic mahoganny bark, and my slippers are of course wildebeest hide (faux, I should mention). I a have a subtle star spray on my right cheek reminiscent of the orion constellation (as will soon be the fashion). Of course, a gentleman has white gloves, tucked under his arm (as has always been the style since man first descended from the trees) Most importantly, I am wearing a friendly smile.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
By the Sacred Moons of Fhundajhudai!
I see that my old friend STU has won the election!
Why, I knew him when he was Fenyir, my loyal canine companion when I was the Viking Warrior Hrogthor! I remember very well that day I came home with much plunder to spread among the peasants of our village. He seemed overjoyed at my return, until he suddenly went for my neck when I leaned down to pat him on the head!
Perhaps in this life STU won't bite those of you who have put your trust in him!
Posted by Varalent on :
*psssstt Semi! Help, I can't figure out what to wear! Can you help me pick something out at the Villa?*
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: *psssstt Semi! Help, I can't figure out what to wear! Can you help me pick something out at the Villa?*
Be right over - and no golf shirts.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Anybody else need help dressing?
Posted by Varalent on :
Phew! Looks like I made it in time! Thanks for the help with the outfit SemiSweetUms! The doeskin breeches, the silk leggings, the doeskin Peter Pan boots, the silk chemise with the iridium laces, a neutronium amulet around my neck are all perfect & the taltorian rose in my lapel is the extra special touch!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, my goodness. Look who just arrived. "Hugh Jass". He's surrounded by groupies. Everyone's trying bask in his celebrity.
Posted by Varalent on :
Look at all those people!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
The glitter almost blinds.
Posted by Varalent on :
Yep sure does!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Who else is here? Vee, we should mingle.
Posted by Varalent on :
Hard to see through all the blinding light around Hugh Jass! But, yes let's mingle some.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
<Mingle><Titter><Gossip><Kiss Up><Yawn><Pretend><Laugh><Shake hands><Roll Eyes><Steal Away into Corner with absolutely delightful conversationsalist> <.... still in corner....>
Posted by Varalent on :
<Shakes hands><mingles><Mingle><Grins><Moves over to corner by Semi>
Hey! Having a good time?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Stood up by my date but this is a delightful party - all these celebrities! And the mansion looks lovely! I'll just be over there by the buffet...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Whatever. I'm not big on balls.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: This thread is eternal proof Stu likes to hold balls...
I may have to re-instate my signature quotes for this one, Povvins! Posted by Saturn Girl on :
*Waves to Lash* Good evening Michael, I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long. Thanks again for offering to escort me this evening.
Posted by MLLASH on :
DARLING! *kisses Caroline on cheek*
LET'S PARTY, baby! *escorts Caroline onto dance floor*
Posted by MLLASH on :
Hey, let's see if we can get Cramey off the buffet long enough to dance with us!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
You look great. And the mansion is just magickal. Are you having a good time so far? Have I missed any good gossip or anything?
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Cramer! Would you like to join us? We'll be gentle with you, unless you want to go wild!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Looks like Vee and Semi have cornered that Hugh Jass guy over there. Nice buns on 'im but I'm more of a leg man!
And may I say that you look positively RAVISHING, Caroline!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
I needed a new look. This has been such a fun day, and now the ball. I feel like a new woman. (not to get GRL started...)
Posted by MLLASH on :
PLEASE don't do that *tee hee!*
Well, I'm almost glad Scott stayed home tonight, his loss is my gain!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Stood up by my date but this is a delightful party - all these celebrities! And the mansion looks lovely! I'll just be over there by the buffet...
Maybe I can help remedy that Ms. Cramer? Care for a dance? Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Thank you so much! Scott is very unsocial, but he is a total darling in so many other avenues. But sometimes it just feels good to go to a party. Especially over the holidays. This is great, and I couldn't have asked for a more charming escort. Now, if we can only get some of the others to get brave enough to join us.
I must warn you though, I can't hold my liquor. I will have to be careful or I may abandon all decorum.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Throw decorum to the wind, sweetie! I usually do!
I'm thinking maybe because this thread doesn't move up the list when posted to, people may not realize this is the place to be!
Posted by Varalent on :
Gosh, the spread of food looks delicious! Semi, would you like something?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Vee's looking at Hugh's butt again!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
This is most definately the place to be!
Mind if I join you two for a few drinks? I'd rather throw decorum to the wind myself and make a spectacle .
If we can't remember doing anything too crazy, we'll just read about in tomorrows LMB Enquirer or on Giant Squids new channel.
Posted by Varalent on :
Sure CK, what'll you have, I was just heading over to get myself a drink.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Hey Cobie! Shake a leg, cutie! Let's give 'em something to talk about!
Posted by Arachne on :
Oh, so this is where everyone's been hiding. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lash, it's time to show Legion World that this LMBPer can dance Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Cobie, you've convinced me! I'm a party girl for the night.... If they want hot news in the morning, we better give the press some girst for their mill! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Saturn Girl, your new attire is very attractive Posted by MLLASH on :
BUST A MOVE, straight boy!!!
Hey Arachne!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Good to see you Arachne! The punch is over there, and come join us on the dance floor too!
There are plenty of celebrities around, although be careful of the media! Rumor is that they're hiding out at the Security Office trying to get a story for our legions of fans!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
This Straight boy is going to prove that stereotype wrong right now!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Go Cobie, yeah baby, move to the groove! Lashie, you guys look great out there!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Well, let 'em take a picture of THIS!!
(bends over, drops pants, moons Security Office)
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
How wonderful! It looks like the Ball is in full swing! Guess I made it here at the perfect time! Hi Cobie dear! I'm looking forward to our date tonight!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Come join us Caroline, but let me warn you, things might get hot out here Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Hi Arachne! Wanna dance?
Posted by MLLASH on :
go staright boy go straight boy GO!
WOW, Caroline can wiggle it a little bit too! You guys rock!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hey Emerald Empress, come join me! I'm looking forward to it too, how about a stiff drink to get started?
Posted by Varalent on :
Oh my, look at them! Where is Semi? I feel like dancing myself!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Shake that ass, Vee!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lash, tomorrow the papers are going to be filled with pictures of your backside! Knowing Legion World, this should make them enough money to stay in business for a whole lifetime!
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Sure Cobie dear, a drink would be lovely! Would you be a sweetie and get me one?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Here you go Empress, I hope it's stiff enough for you! If not, I'm sure you'll get a stiff one soon enough Posted by Arachne on :
Sure thing, Saturn Girl. Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Wow, look at Vee move! Vee dear, I had no idea you could dance so well!
Posted by MLLASH on :
*sigh* Dropping my pants in public just isn't the same without Teeds here.
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Thanks! This is stiff enough for now, Cobie dear! I'll let you know when I'm ready for more!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Where is Ms. Leap Year Lass? We need to get her here for this party! The rest of Legion World doesn't know what they're missing! Where is Stu?!
And who needs another kamikazee shot?
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
So Cobie sweetie, why don't you escort me onto the dance floor and show me how you move those hips of your.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Teeds only attends outdoor cotillions!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
*Leads Arachne onto the dance floor*
This is such a treat. You look beautiful tonight by the way. Are you having a good time?
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
She doesn't know what she's missing, Lash dear!
Posted by Arachne on :
Don't tell me Stu left his own party? I wonder who was that tempting?
Posted by Arachne on :
A blast, SG. So where's LL, don't tell me he stood you up!
Posted by Varalent on :
Actually Arachne, I don't think Stu has made it here yet. Not sure why he's so late though.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
He flat out told me earlier tonight he doesn't like flirting, and he wasn't attending the ball.
He's more cerebral. But, I just had to get out and live tonight.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Oh Stu's being fashionably late, no doubt!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Empress, it'd be my pleasure
Now lets go get dirty on the dance floor!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Stu is the guest of honor, so his entrance should be in the grandest style!
Posted by Arachne on :
In that case, care for another dance?
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
I'm ready if you are Cobie! Let's go!
Posted by MLLASH on :
So Scott isn't here and Teeds isn't coming either. Hmmmmmmmm....
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I thought EDE not being here might have something to do with Teeds not, but I guess I'm wrong...
Posted by Arachne on :
Lash is in the news already.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Nah, I'm sure there's no funny business going on, but this IS the sorta thing that jerk Rotzi looks for to print in his rag!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Just ignore it Lash. Reporters have to report because they can't dance!!
Come on kids, 'everybody dance now'!!!!
Then, it's time for a drink!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Now you're talking, SG! This song kicks ass, too!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Don't mind me Caroline, I'm just going to groove between you and Arachne for a minute on my way to the bar to get us all another round.
Oh, and Lash, be careful around the punch, someone just spiked it for the fourth time!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
You can stay Cobie, I don't mind. Do you Arachne?
Posted by MLLASH on :
YOU better be careful, Cobie-kins.
They spiked it with bi-beer.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well since we're all drinking it, it looks like it's going to be one hell of an after party!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
We'll just all have to watch out for each other. Oh wait, maybe that's the point of bi-beer??? Posted by Arachne on :
Of course I don't mind.
The punch as only been spiked four times? Pity.
[ December 13, 2003, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Arachne ]
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Well now this could get very interesting!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
We'll kick the punch up a few more notches and dance until we feel both the liquor and the bi-beer! Then we can all start an after party that will give the press something nice to write about Posted by MLLASH on :
I think I'm feeling it... looks longingly at Caroline & Arachne Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Me too! Looks longingly at Lash, Caroline, Arachne and the Empress... Posted by Saturn Girl on :
I'm so glad I decided to come out tonight for this Ball. Wait, did I say that right? It must be the punch.....
*Yells* Turn up the music please!! Let's dirty dance!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Hmm, I must be drinking the wrong punch!...looks longingly at Cobie, Lasher, & SemiSweet Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm back. I had to help decorate the SHAKES Christmas tree. Balls or no balls, Christmas must go on.
Saturn Girl, care to join Vee and me in a Cargg Three-Dance?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
BTW Saturn Girl, you be one hot babe.
Posted by MLLASH on :
returns Cobie & Vee's longing looks, throws caution to the wind, plants a kiss on both of them, dirty dances with Caroline Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You've got the right idea Caroline, let's dirty dance!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<signals to Super Lad Kid to be ready to open up a private room with a hot tub for more drinking an outright sexual debauchery. What happens in that room, stays in that room...>
Posted by MLLASH on :
(Wow, this thing is getting CRAZY!)
*leaves dance floor in search of a quieter corner of tha mansion*
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Good evening Semi! Glad you got here. Never Cargg Three Danced before, but I'm game!! You know? I feel HOT tonight. Let's go for it....... show me the way!
Posted by Varalent on :
Everybody onto the dance floor!
Posted by Pov on :
That's the way *UhHUH!UhHUH!*
I LIKE it! *UhHUH!UhHUH!* Posted by Arachne on :
Better hope the LMP Enquirer doesn't have any hidden cameras.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Caroline, Vee, may I?
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Oh Lashie, don't leave!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov:
That's the way *UhHUH!UhHUH!*
I LIKE it! *UhHUH!UhHUH!*
Damn, that has to be the cutest kid ever.
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <signals to Super Lad Kid to be ready to open up a private room with a hot tub for more drinking an outright sexual debauchery. What happens in that room, stays in that room...>
Fortunately my outfit is water resistant Posted by MLLASH on :
Just taking a teeny break, SG, before I do something crazy!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Absolutely, please join us Semi!
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Caroline, Vee, may I?
Of course SemiSweets!
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Damn, that has to be the cutest kid ever. [/QB]
Thanks, Semi. I'm sorry to say, the only thing that lasted ws the hairline... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
(As they tri-trip the star-light fantastic, Vee, Saturn Girl and Semi enjoy the moment and ponder the exciting new developments.) Saturn Girl is busy dreaming up new ways to introduce fois gras (faux of course) into her siganture dishes; Semi is busy imagining the layout of the main dining room and the 4 private rooms; Vee is busy dreaming of a manicure.
[ December 13, 2003, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Damn, that has to be the cutest kid ever.
Thanks, Semi. I'm sorry to say, the only thing that lasted ws the hairline... [/QB]
Hair is good. Mine lasted too.
Posted by Arachne on :
[ahem]
A new outfit to go with my 800th post.
Like?
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Vee is busy dreaming of a manicure.
Now I'm sure I definitely got the wrong punch!
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: [ahem]
A new outfit to go with my 800th post.
Like?
Very nice, Arachne dear! A congratulations on reaching 800!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: [ahem]
A new outfit to go with my 800th post.
Like?
WOW!! Yummy! I love your hair!!! You did that so fast, and so quietly. You little vixen you! Congratulations. Maybe someday I can reach a decent number of posts. Yes, your new look is a keeper baby!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Arachne, how stunning. Would you care to join Saturn Girl, Vee, and I in the Carrgite Waltz? Vee and I will take turns.
Posted by Arachne on :
LOL Sure Semi.
BTW SG, you just hit a milestone of your own. Congrats.
[ December 13, 2003, 08:36 PM: Message edited by: Arachne ]
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Congratulations Caroline dear! It's so nice to have you join us at these functions. You really must do it more often!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
I just noticed that.... Posted by Saturn Girl on :
That's very kind of you Empress. I admit, I was in awe and rather timid around all of you for the longest time. Then, after sharing with Semi one evening, I realized I had nothing to fear.
We ARE family!!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Caroline, you flatter me so. I hear a Strauss Waltz. Would you honor me?
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Hmmmm... I must say that I've never seen anything quite like Stu's ball...
Posted by Arachne on :
Hi Cru, good to see you.
Watch out for the punch.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
A waltz, how lovely. Thank you Semi....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
This place has exploded!
I guess ol' Stu won't be needing the use of my couch anymore...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Arachne, you look ravishing with your new look. Care for a dance? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Good to see you join us Crujeckie Pov, and KP! Start drinking and get on the dance floor! The debauchery is only beginning!
[ December 13, 2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And Caroline, it really is nice to see you posting so much! (And looking so good to )
You need to come out more and party!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
(Semi and Saturn Girl glide effortlessly across the floor. Their forms meld into the essence of the waltz. Such grace and compassion for the eternal dance has seldom been seen at an official ball.) Hey, Caroline, putting our flight rings on low is kinda fun, eh?
Posted by STU on :
[STU grabs the person who made the post immediately preceding this one and gives them a long, passionate kiss]
Posted by Arachne on :
Sure CK, I feel like dancing, and it's safer than some of the other stuff going on around here.
Posted by STU on :
(I did that sight unseen, by the way... I was perusing page 3 of the posts and just decided to make a "blind" reply.)
Semi! Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Look everyone! Our new fearless leader has finally arrived with his balls!...I mean at his ball!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Arachne, I didn't realize you were such a good dancer Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Egads, puppies have such long tongues. I didn't do this willingly. Is there magic afoot?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Good to see you Stu! You're the guest of honor!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Where is Lash?! I hope he didn't leave for the night! Rumor was that he had something even more risque planned...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
(Composing himself, Semi extends greetings to the dictator of LW). bow-wow STU.
Posted by STU on :
[STU grabs the person whose post immediately precedes this one, and whirls around the dance floor in a passionate tango]
Posted by STU on :
Again Semi! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Um, Vee, don't you want to show a bit of jealousy right about now??????
Posted by Arachne on :
It must be fate.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Egads, puppies have such long tongues.
I'm human tonight, remember? And I'm looking like my actual self -- that is to say, not too different from Dean Cain.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
STU, I'm noticing what a cute butt you have. Your passion has begun to entice me.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Um, Vee, don't you want to show a bit of jealousy right about now??????
I'm planning my revenge even as we speak. It'll be very Machiavellian!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
After all the punch everyone has drank, I don't know if anyone will be able to remember enough about tonight to be jealous tomorrow!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Oh Stu's being fashionably late, no doubt!
Lash! Having helped attire me in a sexy football jersey once, you know you've set me on the path to impeccable fashion. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Egads, STU is being inappropriate. I may have to go home. (Not that I can't deal with cads, but usually they're not omnipotent dictators.)
Posted by Arachne on :
If you need any webbing, Vee, just ask.
Posted by Varalent on :
Actually CK, Empress was muttering something about being ignored a little while ago and her eyes (and her EYE) had the green flashing thing going on! She also said something about never having another stiff one again.
At first I thought she was talking about a drink but somehow I don't think that was it because she kept looking at you! You might want to try to placate her a bit!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
No plotting tonight though folks, only drinking and dancing!
I hope Caroline and Lash haven't gone to bed yet, there's still more fun to be had (especially since this ball lasts all weekend)!
Now everyone have another kamikazee shot!
Posted by Varalent on :
Thanks Arachne, I'll keep that in mind!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Vee, pimping for EE? How low have you sunk?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: [ahem]
A new outfit to go with my 800th post.
Like?
Cool! And congratulations on the big eight-oh!
I'll have an Arachnetini in your honor!
Posted by MLLASH on :
deep in the bowels of the mansion, Lash stumbles upon a large heavy wooden door with ornate carvings of people engaged in the most depraved of sex acts.
Hmm. Stuey never mentioned this room.
Lash pushes the door open and enters Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Empress, I hope you don't think I've been ignoring you honey! It's easy to get caught up in the heat of the moment at these things!
But don't forget that I've saved the last few dances for you, and that the festivities will continue after we leave for some more fun Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Vee, pimping for EE? How low have you sunk?
Had to do something to keep occupied while STU and you were kissing up a storm Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I hope Lash finds something fun for all of us to enjoy!
Posted by Arachne on :
Thanks Stu.
Oh dear, where could Lash be heading.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Vee, pimping for EE? How low have you sunk?
Had to do something to keep occupied while STU and you were kissing up a storm
Correction, he was kissing me. Other than pecks on the cheek, you're the only one I kiss, Vee.
Posted by STU on :
[STU grabs the person whose post immediately precedes this one, then teleports out of the room. Ten minutes later, they both 'port back in, with hair mussed and clothes unkempt.]
Posted by Arachne on :
You're doing that on purpose, Boss.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Hmm. Stuey never mentioned this room.
You've been here before, remember? You just had a blindfold on the entire time. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: [STU grabs the person whose post immediately precedes this one, then teleports out of the room. Ten minutes later, they both 'port back in, with hair mussed and clothes unkempt.]
Yes, puppy STU had a good walk and did his poo-poo's and pee-pee's. The wind messed up Semi's hair.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: (Semi and Saturn Girl glide effortlessly across the floor. Their forms meld into the essence of the waltz. Such grace and compassion for the eternal dance has seldom been seen at an official ball.) Hey, Caroline, putting our flight rings on low is kinda fun, eh?
It's just dreamy! It was a wonderful idea, and I wonder how long it will take everyone to catch on....
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: You're doing that on purpose, Boss.
Scout's honor I'm not! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<Turns up the heat to make it even HOTTER in here>
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Empress, I hope you don't think I've been ignoring you honey! It's easy to get caught up in the heat of the moment at these things!
But don't forget that I've saved the last few dances for you, and that the festivities will continue after we leave for some more fun
Hum! Well, I'll see if you can make it up to me!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Empress, what I have in mind may cause both of us to be unable to walk for a few hours Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Saturn Girl:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: (Semi and Saturn Girl glide effortlessly across the floor. Their forms meld into the essence of the waltz. Such grace and compassion for the eternal dance has seldom been seen at an official ball.) Hey, Caroline, putting our flight rings on low is kinda fun, eh?
It's just dreamy! It was a wonderful idea, and I wonder how long it will take everyone to catch on....
Well, unless we tell them, probably never. Let's tell them.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: No plotting tonight though folks, only drinking and dancing!
I hope Caroline and Lash haven't gone to bed yet, there's still more fun to be had (especially since this ball lasts all weekend)!
Now everyone have another kamikazee shot!
*Does a double-take* Excuse me????? Um, not yet anyway.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I thought you had left for a bit Caroline! This still way too much fun to be had !
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Caroline, I don't think CK meant you and Lash together.
Posted by Arachne on :
[yawn] Well, I need a break. I'll probably be back before the end. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Oh! No, it's that you both stopped posting for a bit at the same time! But it's good to see that you're both still here! And I'm glad you're posting so much with us now Caroline!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: [yawn] Well, I need a break. I'll probably be back before the end.
Make sure you do Arachne, there's still another dance you owe me !
Posted by STU on :
Here's just a sampling from tonight's menu, courtesy of STF Gourmet Productions:
Heirloom tomato bisque with a skewer of prawns resting on a shredded crab-meat island
Crown roast of Wildebeest with a dijon rosemary cornmeal crust
Pears poached in white wine, served in a pastry plate with sabayon Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
This is so embarassing, I had to fly home and fix Lightning Lad some scrambled eggs and ham. Changed clothes first of course. Then had to put my gown back on and get back here. Good thing he didn't notice the booze on my breath.
Now, let's party!!!! He is not even jealous *pout*
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: [yawn] Well, I need a break. I'll probably be back before the end.
See you later, Arachne!
The party doesn't stop until Giant Robotic Lesbian crashes through the roof of the ballroom and forces everyone to flee!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Saturn Girl: Now, let's party!!!! He is not even jealous *pout*
Would you like to dance, Caroline? Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Empress, what I have in mind may cause both of us to be unable to walk for a few hours
Still waiting!
Posted by STU on :
Quit your waiting. I'm here!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<grabs the Empress and pulls her into one of the many secret rooms in Stu's mansion that I'm aware of as Security Chief. Wastes no time in pouring the champagne, dimming the lights and laying her on the bed...the rest is censored for the innocent ears of Legion World >
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Saturn Girl: Now, let's party!!!! He is not even jealous *pout*
Would you like to dance, Caroline?
Why yes Stu, sir, it would be an honor.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Semi watches the swirling dirvishes, and collects himself. Probably time to call it an evening.
[ December 13, 2003, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <grabs the Empress and pulls her into one of the many secret rooms in Stu's mansion that I'm aware of as Security Chief. Wastes no time in pouring the champagne, dimming the lights and laying her on the bed...the rest is censored for the innocent ears of Legion World >
Well finally! *giggle*
Posted by STU on :
Thank you!
[STU bows to Caroline, then they waltz elegantly across the dance floor to a full orchestral version of Strauss's Tales from the Vienna Woods.]
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Semi watches the swirling dirvishes, and collects himself. Probably time to call it an evening.
Shall we call it a night, SemiSweets?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
My cruiser or yours?
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Stu, I've never seen you without the puppy disguise. Why did you keep it a secret so long that you really look like Dean Caine? By the way, this is a beautiful party. Really a highlight of the whole season. Will you be going to SHAKES after the ball?
Posted by Varalent on :
Yours!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: My cruiser or yours?
Good night Semi! Good night V! *kisses* It was so fun to enjoy the ball with you, see you later....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Ok, Legion World, Varalent and I do take our leave. SHAKES is open and the bar is well staffed with droids. Vee and I have an appointment to watch Rigel 4 go super nova. Sleep tight.
Posted by Varalent on :
Good night Caroline! It was a blast having you here. Look forward to having you around more often.
Ready when you are Semi!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Night V, thanks. I will post more, promise. You guys fly safe!!!!!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Saturn Girl: By the way, this is a beautiful party. Really a highlight of the whole season. Will you be going to SHAKES after the ball?
Thanks -- and I'm looking forward to the terrific New Year's Eve party that you're planning with Semi!
I'll be attending the after-parties at the Starfield Lounge and SHAKES after the ball is over!
Posted by MLLASH on :
still in Stu's secret sex room, contemplating never leaving Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Yes, I'm really looking forward to cooking for that party. I probably should be nervous for it, but it hasn't hit me yet.
Wow, I still don't see Lash back. You don't have any secret rooms around here in the mansion, do you Stu? You don't think Lash is in any trouble do you?
Posted by STU on :
I don't think he's in any "trouble" that he can't get himself out of. Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Oh? OOOHHHH Well then I won't worry about him. I can't see through all the atmospheric 'smoke' from the fog machines, who all is left at the ball?
It's not breaking up already is it?
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
*Standing next to the punch bowl, looking around nervously* Stu? Oh crap, where did everybody go? Posted by Saturn Girl on :
*Talking to herself* Well, I can either leave, or mope, or stick around and see if anything happens. Ummmmm. Well, in the meantime, I'll have some more punch. It's delicious. *And, while the music is still playing, Saturn Girl circles, sways and whirls on her private dance floor.*................
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*walks in, dressed to the nines in the outfit he wore to their wedding, oh so many years ago and approaches Saturn Girl quietly*
Looks like everyone left dear. Can I have this dance?
*bows and holds his hand out*
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
*Nearly swoons. Catches her breath* I kept hoping you would show up! You are so handsome my love you take my breath away. Thanks for coming because now we can share this beautiful atmosphere and pretend it's here just for us! *Will melt into her husband's strong arms, and after showing him the trick with putting the flight rings on low so they can glide in the air above the dance floor.*
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*Takes his wife into his arms and lifts her off the dance floor* I prefer it with just the two of us so I waited for the others to leave.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Oh, you sweet romantic! And all evening I thought you didn't care if I was here or what was happening. This is the most wonderful, sexiest thing you've done for me in a long time. Scott? After this dance, let's go home. You wouldn't mind, would you? *Hands stray to his firm, rounded buttocks.* You look incredible in that tux!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*Twirls Caroline around and whisphers in her ear* And you look ravishing too my dear. Let's go home now!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Whatever you say my love. Could we take the long, scenic route home, and put the cruiser on autopilot? Here's my purse and gloves. I'm ready to go. *Sighs* What a magickal night....
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Anything you say. *continues to float them towards the ceiling and the open skylight, the moonlight streaming in* The cruiser is ready to go and so am I. I hope you had fun at Stu's inauguration. But not too much.
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
*Giggles, the punch going to her head on an empty stomach* Well, I'm pretty tipsy. But everybody left before I could have too much fun, or get into any trouble. Luckily! Besides, we can have a lot more fun together. *As they fly toward the ceiling* Weeeee! *Entwines her hands in his gorgeous long hair* Kiss me, long and deep....
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*Pulls her in close for a kiss but spots one of Cobies security cameras. Sending a bolt of lightning at it, just enough to trip the circuits in the room and shut everything down, he says as everything fades to black* Sweetheart, it won't be just a kiss that's long and deep.
*The end*
Goodnight folks.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Ah, that was so romantic....
I'll just get the droids and start cleaning up while I wait for A. Quank, Space-Janitor to show up. Or is this his day off?
Posted by Greybird on :
Non-Mormon impropriety, indeed, you two! {g} Bravo! Brava!
Don't mind me, I was sitting on the roof with a Kamikaze in hand, enjoying watching you two through the skylight as you gracefully cavorted.
I was just letting my wings dry ... from getting them, and myself, soused for, well, other reasons ...
Posted by STU on :
Very romantic! I'm glad you guys enjoyed yourself.
Don't call A. Quank just yet! The ball runs through the entire weekend. Even if most of the dancin' and romancin' occurred last night, there'll still be live music playing and bounteous amounts of food being served for another day, if anyone wants to come in and enjoy themselves.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
THat waqs great, guys. Makes me with Lee posted on these boards. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, talk about romantic! What a wonderful way to end the first night! *Choke* that was beautiful...
Posted by MLLASH on :
*stumbles into empty ballroom*
Did I miss anything?!?!
Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Current cabinet members of the STU administration:
Special Attaché to the Rodent Community - Rody the Super-Rat
How dare you presume that I would be interested in working in cooperation with the likes of a human! I'm leaving!
*Rody helps himself to a heaping pawful of exquisite and pricy gourmet cheeses from the banquet table, then flies off*
Posted by Jinx on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Special Attaché to the Rodent Community - Rody the Super-Rat
**mmmmmrre0000WWWW**
**hissss*
**mmmrreeooowww**
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Jinx! Follow that Rat! He's taken all the best cheese!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Slowly the double doors in the ballroom are pushed open. Into the smoky atmosphere a figure strides (Aragorn like) through the doors. His blue cloak floats majestically behind him. Standing erect for a moment he surveys the almost empty room.
“Cramer” he cries, “I need to see STU at once I have here many official greetings from the various nations with whom we have treaties of Friendship. He should read them at once”
“Faraway” said FC taking the important looking documents from his hand, “but this is a party, let him have some time to relax, work can wait till morning”
“But, as Secretary of State for Distant Relations it is my duty to maintain the honour and glory of Legion World out there in the faraway places” said a stiff and rather straight laced Faraway Lad unaware of the pun
“Faraway” said FC “ you need to relax a bit more, here have a drink”
“Well I suppose so, it is a ball after all” said FL “ I tell you what” he continued sipping his glass of punch, “ the music is still playing we seem to be all alone, do you, could we, I mean would you do me the honour of this dance?”
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Don't mean to interrupt, but I am here for NIght 2 of the festivities!!!!
Anything exciting on the program tonight?
Posted by Raging Bull on :
I don't rightly know if STU's gonna be around, but I'm plannin' on swingin' by in a few.
Only thing us, I need somebody to help this cowboy find something nice to wear to a fancy occasion like this.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<swoon>
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Are you all right there, Mr. Blaine? I reckon you look a mite flushed...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I'll... uh... yeah, I'm fine...
Just got really hot in here...
Let me know if you need help with those clothes. I have some spare suits in my suite that I'm sure will fit you...
That is, if you still want help, that is...
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Do you think they'll fit me? I'm six foot three and broad shouldered.
But I sure would 'preciate the help. I just got here from the ranch and everything here looks so fancy and whatnot. And with me just wearin' my chaps and spurs...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ummm. come with me...
Right this way...
Posted by Raging Bull on :
{tips hat at Mr. Blaine}
Well, thank you kindly, but I'm afraid I must take care of some business right at the moment.
Could I call at your residence a little later this evening? I sure would 'preciate your assistance with the clothing help and all.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
No problem...
I'll be waiting...
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Well, Mr. Blaine, I reckon I'm back. Shall I meet you over at your residence?
Posted by Raging Bull on :
{Raging Bull enters the ballroom, clean and neatly attired, thanks to Danny Blaine and the Athramites}
Well now, this is a fancy get-up here, with the orchestra and the giant buffet table!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<Enters ballroom>
This is such a nice mansion. STU will make a great leader!
Posted by Raging Bull on :
It certainly is a nice place, ain't it?
Though y'all ask me, I still prefer my ranch. S'much homier and ya don't feel bad tracking mud indoors!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I'd love to visit your ranch sometime. So where are you slee.. I mean staying while you are in town?
I do have an extra room in the Suite...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
And I'm off to bed. Have a great time at the ball everyone!
And Mr. Bull, like I said, I have a spare room for you..
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
And I'm off to bed. Have a great time at the ball everyone!
And Mr. Bull, like I said, I have a spare room for you..
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Well, I thank you most kindly for your hospitality, Mr. Blaine!
I'll just enjoy the festivities here for a mite longer, then let myself in over at the Suite. I'm sure I'll find the guest room real easy.
'Night, y'all!
Posted by Arachne on :
[Arachne ports in and shakes the snow off her clock.]
Oops, looks like I missed the rest of the party. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It's been pretty quiet tonight, looks like everyone is a bit hungover from last night!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Some of us are still recovering from post-party activities. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll bet ! Empress can't get out of bed herself this morning !!
Posted by STU on :
Well, I hope everyone enjoyed themselves at the inaugural ball -- I know I did. Thanks for coming!
Actually, a couple of folks are missing -- I think they probably wandered away into the depths of the mansion during the festivities. Well, I'm sure they'll turn up again sometime in the next three months.
Now, while the droids are cleaning up around here, I'm going to head over to the Starfield Lounge and SHAKES for some afterparty drinks!
Posted by Varalent on :
I think Lasher is having so much dun in the secret sex dungeon that he may never come out! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
What brave soul is going to go in after him?
Posted by Varalent on :
Maybe Teeds? She would definitely go in after Lester. She MIGHT for Lash> Posted by Lightning Lad on :
We'll tell her Lash took Lester down there. That should work.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Stu dear, could you please ask your grounds keepers to aim their snow blowers away from the Psyonian Embassy? They're filling in the areas that MY grounds keepers have already cleaned out.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Lotta posts here - it's gone from 30 to 300 in a couple of days!
Waaay outdoing your embasssy, huh Cru? Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Well, I never bothered to get a liquor license for my Embassy Posted by Varalent on :
I don't think STU bothered to get one either Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wow, what a mess here. I hope the LW fearless Leader has enough money in his budget for cleaning droids. <<Semi thinks to himself, he's not using Babette, Candy, Troy and Biff - they're too busy at SHAKES, and I'm worried that he'll implement their highly evolved pleasure droid protocol for use in his sex room. I won't let that happen to my semi-sentients.>>
Posted by STU on :
Don't worry about the snow, Cru (nor the droids, Semi) -- everything's taken care of by magic here!
[snaps fingers]
Er, oops.
I didn't mean to do that... Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ummm, can you turn me back to human now, please?
Posted by STU on :
What, don't you like being ursine? It could be your costume for the New Year's Eve festivities...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ummm, no....
I need to be human in case Mr. Bull returns...
Posted by STU on :
[snaps fingers]
Did that fix things?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Why yes, except I'm... well about 3 inches taller..
Oh well, I like it!
Thanx STU!
Posted by STU on :
No problema. I aims ta please! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
So how does it feel to be all settled in as Leader?
Posted by STU on :
It's been fun! But now that the inaugural ball is over, it's time to get down to the nitty-gritty business... you know, approving grants for the arts (for Bits o' Legionnaire Business threads), small business loans for new establishments in the Mission Monitor Board, that sort of thing...
Also, planning incursions to the wilds of the DC Boards, etc.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I can't wait to join you on these expeditions Stu! I feel like I haven't been posting as much lately (or been on AIM), but I think things are settling down enough for me now that my papers are finished!
I'll inform you of any espionage missions!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
My I make a humble request for more arts donations? They are near and dear to my heart...
Posted by STU on :
The first LW Arts Grant goes to talented local writer, Danny Blaine, for Midnight Redemption.
Here are what some other LWers had to say:
"[A] lovely story telling style with the best prose on this board!" -Harbinger
"You paint with words Danny, and it makes gorgeous lush pictures!" -Sonnie Bloke
So go check it out! You'll be glad you did!
[ December 15, 2003, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Wow....
I'm honoured...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Excuse me Stu, but I think that Jinx should have a place in your administration. You have a rat to represent the rodents and, one assumes, assorted undomesticated wildlife roaming around here. You yourself are a dog, of course. With two traditional opponents of felines in high office, it does appear that there may be an anti-cat bias.
In the interests of checks and balances, perhaps Jinx could become Secretary for alt-IDs (a cabinet position)?
(Maybe this matter should be addressed to Chief of Staff, Varalent?)
[ December 16, 2003, 01:02 AM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by Varalent on :
FC makes an excellent point, STU. We need to make sure that your adminsitration is seen as "fair and balanced" to all residents of Legion World. Jinx is a long time and well loved resident of Legion World and would be a great representative of the feline community on the cabinet. I would urge you to make the appointment post haste!
Posted by STU on :
Jinx is welcome to apply here in person, as are any other LWers!
In theory, there are an infinite number of cabinet positions available. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm, the Security office notes a possible hositlity between felines and canines that may be lurking underneath the surface of Legion World...
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the movie "Cats & Dogs"? Posted by Blockade Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Jinx is welcome to apply here in person, as are any other LWers!
In theory, there are an infinite number of cabinet positions available.
Practically speaking, I think that I most resemble a cabinet.
Posted by Jinx on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Excuse me Stu, but I think that Jinx should have a place in your administration.
*puuurrrrrrr*
Posted by Jinx on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: FC makes an excellent point, STU. We need to make sure that your adminsitration is seen as "fair and balanced" to all residents of Legion World. Jinx is a long time and well loved resident of Legion World and would be a great representative of the feline community on the cabinet. I would urge you to make the appointment post haste!
*puuurrrr*
Posted by Jinx on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Jinx is welcome to apply here in person, as are any other LWers!
*meow?*
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
;ladkxlk
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
That previous post is courtesy of my oldest cat, Remy. He just walked on my keyboard on his way over to see Caroline.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Jinx:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Jinx is welcome to apply here in person, as are any other LWers!
*meow?*
You'll need a title, but my feline-English translator isn't working at the moment.
How's this: if you agree with the following title, purr. If you disagree, hiss. OK?
Special Attaché to the Feline Community Posted by Varalent on :
Sounds like a good one to me Jinx! I'd say take it!
Posted by STU on :
Screening Room
This is a private screening room for the exclusive use of Legion World posters. Burgundy velvet drapes frame a massive screen upon which plays out the countless dreams of adventure, drama, comedy, fantasy, horror, and romance that unfurl from the mind's eye.
Row upon row of plush, individually reclining seats are arranged artfully so as to provide an ideal viewing perspective from every position in the room. A state-of-the-art sound system is discreetly concealed within two murals on either wall that depict an ancient Greek amphitheatre nestled in an idyllic valley at dusk.
A small bar at the rear of the screening room serves hot buttered popcorn, fresh baked goods, all manner of sweets, fountain drinks, and more potent potables before, during, and after screenings.
Currently showing is Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Return of the King. In fact, the mansion screening room is showing both the standard version and the special extended version, which won't be available for viewing anywhere else in the known universe until late 2004.
[ December 17, 2003, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Varalent on :
MEMO
TO: STU, Legion World Leader
FROM: Varalent, Chief of Staff
CC: Kid Prime, Special Counsel
As your Chief of Staff it is one of my responsibilities to offer periodic suggestions on staffing. To that end, I believe that you would do well to appoint the following Legion Worlders to fill current vacancies in your cabinet & other cabinet level positions as indicated:
1) Quislet, Esq.~ Chief Magistrate of the Supreme Judicial Tribunal of LW;
2) Harbinger ~ Minister of Music & Education;
3) Arachne ~ Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the UP and Affiliated Planets;
4) Danny Blaine ~ Poet Laureate
In addition I would urge the following appointments and promotions within the Office of Security:
1) Super Lad Kid ~ Director of Covert Operations;
2) Blockade Boy ~ Director of Perimeter Defense;
3) SharkLad ~ Director of Naval Operations;
4) Emerald Empress ~ Director of Undercovers Operations;
Finally, I would urge you to finalize the appointment of Jinx as Special Attache to the Feline Community. I'm beginning to hear hissing and spitting from those quarters concerning the delay in this appointment.
Respectfully submitted, Varalent CHIEF OF STAFF
Posted by icefire on :
Well I'm all set in my new office!!!
Posted by STU on :
Great idea, Vee!
I'll go ahead and make those appointments in a day or two, unless any of the appointees declines in the meantime.
Glad you're enjoying your office, Icey! I chose an especially large one, with a great view. (A great view of all the flirting that's sure to ensue in there, that is! )
Posted by icefire on :
I love the view!!!!
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Being both a Math teacher AND a large solid block of steel, I feel my appointment to Perimeter is both logical, appropriate, wise, and an honor.
Uh, I'm not too good at counting though.
Posted by STU on :
Atari...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Congratulations Fearless Leader, and Most Feared Dictator for Life.
Posted by STU on :
Thank you! And check out SHAKES for a congratulatory message of your own...
Posted by Varalent on :
Congrats, STU puppy! Umm...I mean Mr. Leader, sir! Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Congrats, STU!
I'm sure you'll keep all us dog-faces in line. Oh, wait, That's you.
Posted by STU on :
I canine believe you just said that.
Posted by STU on :
It hurt my felines.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Sorry to dog you, boss, I didn't realize what I was unleashing. In the future I'll try to curb the catty remarks.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Or we'll hound you, collar you and muzzle you up. And put you in the doghouse, to boot. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ay!
No comments from the cathouse, or I'll get Zoe to cough up a furball in your keyboard! It's amazing how a cat will betray its owner for a little salmon...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Ack! Fowled by my own kitty! That's it, I'm going to get a dog!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That's it. suck up to the new Leader.
STU, you're not going to fall for THAT old trick?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Darn, guess I'll never learn how to be a good borwn-noser Posted by STU on :
Don't matter if your nose is brown, so long as it's not warm -- 'cause then it's off to the vet for ya! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
But isn't there already a vet in your big, beautiful mansion?
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
*Purr* <Struts into STU's office... Tail High... begins sniffing around in corners>
Rodents, there are rodents here... And a stupid dog... I'll wait here and show it who's boss...
<Leaps up onto desk, clears space, curls up and goes to sleep>
*Purr*
Posted by STU on :
Great. Just great.
This mangy furball has been shedding all over my desk all day.
Where is my Special Advisor? My Chief of Staff? The Head of Security?
Did Jinx, my Special Attaché to the Feline Community, show up in an attempt to open diplomatic talks? No!
Did Rody, my Special Attaché to the Rodent community, show up and forcibly remove the offender with his heat vision and super-strength? No!
That's it! All use of the mansion's pool, screening room, media room (including plasma TV and all video game systems), and fully-stocked gourmet Sub-Zero refrigerator is hereby suspended for... TWO DAYS!
(That should be punishment enough...)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Eek. (And no, I'm not talking about the cat.)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*Gasp* No, not that! Anything but that!!! Someone call the vet!
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Great. Just great.
This mangy furball has been shedding all over my desk all day.
Where is my Special Advisor? My Chief of Staff? The Head of Security?
Did Jinx, my Special Attaché to the Feline Community, show up in an attempt to open diplomatic talks? No!
Did Rody, my Special Attaché to the Rodent community, show up and forcibly remove the offender with his heat vision and super-strength? No!
*Purr*
Morning Puppy, did you sleep well last night?
Are you saying that you find my presence here to be offensive? Awww... That's just too bad.
Well, Hope your advisors show up today, I could use some female companionship and a free lunch.
Till then I'll just lounge around a while. there must be a drawer in this big old desk that I haven't marked or left a hairball in.
*Purr* Posted by STU on :
Enough is enough.
It's time to take matters into my own paws, and fight fur with fur -- which means getting in touch with my feline side. (Didn't think I had one, did you?)
So you'd better listen up, Stoopid Cat, because I'm only going to say this once.
This mansion is open to every sentient on Legion World -- be they human, canine, rodent, feline, or otherwise. All are warmly welcome to wander around and use the facilities as they wish.
But do not mistake that hospitality for an open invitation to come in here, urinate and defecate as you please on furniture that does not belong to you, and to hijack someone else's personal property for your own selfish use. Put simply -- do not do anything here that you would not wish to have done to you in your own home.
You are free to make a home of your own anywhere you'd like on these boards. In fact, if you want, I would be more than happy to give you a spacious room of your own right here in the mansion -- all you have to do is ask. Nicely.
But if you continue to come in here and act in a completely inappropriate manner, then your posts will soon begin to disappear. (I have friends in high places -- their names appear at the top of the screen.) And, if this behavior continues to persist after that, you will disappear. Capiche? [STU sharpens his leonine claws on a whetstone]
And one more thing -- there will be no eating of rodents anywhere on these boards. They may be annoying at times (okay, pretty much all the time), but they are as sentient as you and me. And, in any case, there are plenty of vegan-friendly rodent substitutes on the market today, so there's simply no excuse for craving "the real thing." If you insist on continuing to eat rodents here, don't be surprised if you yourself end up in the gullet of a larger creature sooner or later.
That's all. Carry on, Legion Worlders!
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**PURR**
Well it seems there's more here than I thought. I can live with that. As long as you stay the TOP CAT!! Dogs get slapped around... It's what they're good for.
Just don't expect me to be too nice. That ain't me.
And I wouldn't eat any of your ambasadors but I might play with one, a little.
**PURR** Posted by STU on :
Well, glad to see that's resolved.
(I knew I had to put my paw down, lest this place be overrun by all manner of critters. )
Posted by STU on :
Kitchen
This is the cozy, country-style kitchen of the mansion. A Dutch door, the top half of which is open, leads outside to the mansion's bountiful orchards and vegetable gardens. Cooling on the sill is an apple pie, its crust a lovely golden brown.
Pots, pans, and other cooking utensils hang from the half-timbered ceiling, along with a variety of cheeses, sausages, and herbs. Sitting on an enormous oak table are baskets of fresh fruits and vegetables, still glistening with morning dew.
There are a couple of ovens, including an open brick oven for baking hand-tossed pizzas. Right now, the air is suffused with the delicious aroma of fresh bread baking in one of the ovens. You take a peek in another oven and see a rosemary-garlic pot roast, which looks like it'll be ready to eat in just a few more minutes.
There are a few modern amenities in the kitchen, including a spacious Sub-Zero refrigerator, which is stocked chock-full of all sorts of mouth-watering treats.
[ December 24, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by icefire on :
I love my office!!!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
ALL RIGHT!!!!! Time to raid the fridge!!!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Is there going to be a New Year's Levee - open house party - at the mansion?
Posted by STU on :
What a great idea! A reception in the early afternoon would be a nice way to ring in the New Year and for Legion Worlders to chat and enjoy refreshments and each others' company.
Here is some more information about levees that I found on the 'net:
New Year's Levee
Canada's Lieutenant-Governors host a levee each New Year's Day. This levee is a reception that is held early in the afternoon at Government House or some other appropriate location. Any citizen, including children, can attend. Persons attending sign a guest book, are introduced to the Lieutenant-Governor, and then enjoy light refreshment. Attending the Lieutenant-Governor's levee is an annual ritual for many families.
The word levee is derived from the French verb "lever" which means to rise. French aristocrats used to receive guests in the morning after they had gotten up. British sovereigns held their levees in the early afternoon. Since Lieutenant-Governors are the Queen's representative, they have adopted this custom in Canada.
[ December 25, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
All right! I'll bring the fireworks!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Glad to see you resolved the Stoopid Cat problem Stu! I was on an urgent mission hunting for Santa Claus, but luckily he found me . You talent for leadership came through this time! The Security Office will remain vigilant!
Oh, and I hope you had a great Holiday! That goes for everyone!
Posted by STU on :
Well, it did involve changing myself from a dog to a (big) cat, but never let it be said that I'm not versatile in my problem solving!
(I'm sure Stoopid Cat is still hanging around, waiting for just the right time to let the fur fly. )
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Maybe you can change your name to Changeling II? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm still waiting for the transformation into a duck Posted by STU on :
That's for later in the term. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I for one hope you'll soon become a dog again. With all this kitty hair in the mansion, my allergies are acting up.
Posted by Arachne on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: New Year's Levee
Canada's Lieutenant-Governors host a levee each New Year's Day. This levee is a reception that is held early in the afternoon at Government House or some other appropriate location. Any citizen, including children, can attend. Persons attending sign a guest book, are introduced to the Lieutenant-Governor, and then enjoy light refreshment. Attending the Lieutenant-Governor's levee is an annual ritual for many families.
The word levee is derived from the French verb "lever" which means to rise. French aristocrats used to receive guests in the morning after they had gotten up. British sovereigns held their levees in the early afternoon. Since Lieutenant-Governors are the Queen's representative, they have adopted this custom in Canada.
I'm not sure there's still one on New Year's Day. The current GG, Adrienne Clarkson, likes to hold one before Christmas so that all the guests can send video messages to the Canadian troops serving overseas for Christmas.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Some people have no respect for tradition! I suppose no one wears big hats, either. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
And how are we to have a proper countdown, when we all live in different timezones? At least we can still make a lot of noise!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: At least we can still make a lot of noise!
This wing of the mansion includes most of the bedrooms. The hallway is lined with sound-muffling oak paneling, and your feet pad soundlessly across a plush rug decorated with a colorful Persian design. Watercolor paintings -- depicting restful nature scenes from the four seasons -- add to the tranquil atmosphere.
Sitting beside the doors of each of the themed bedrooms are ornate mahogany nightstands. If guests of the mansion should become peckish for a midnight snack, they need only ring a bell inside their bedroom, and whatever food or drink they most crave will instantly and magically appear on the nightstand outside their door.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Sounds good Stu. Book me in for a few days in March so I can get to meet a few of you.
Posted by STU on :
Awesome! I'll be looking forward to it!
My term will be over by then, but one of the perks of being LW Leader is getting to keep (tax-free) all the real estate and other property we acquire during the term -- so you should have free run of the mansion!
[ December 29, 2003, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Nice, does that mean that I get to acquire all of the things I get at the Security Officer ?
Posted by STU on :
Well, I'm not sure why you'd want all those handcuffs, nightsticks, and leather uniforms, but sure -- you can keep 'em! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I love the idea of the sound-muffling panels! So I guess I can invite everyone in school for a party and no-one will mind? Posted by STU on :
Yup. Plus, another benefit of having all the magic is the fact that, no matter how much furniture one's guests may break or how many liquids they may spill on the carpeting during a party, it's all instantly fixed the next morning!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
STU, after your term, maybe you could turn the mansion into LW's finest inn. I'm sure your business would be great, and the hijinks would make for interesting reading.
Posted by STU on :
What a great idea!
[crosses fingers] And I can assure you that nothing that goes on in any of the private rooms will ever be videotaped and subsequently broadcast for the enjoyment of the LW masses! [/cross fingers]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I would think that like all the finest establishments, "discretion" would be the policy of the Inn.
Posted by STU on :
This is my 3000th post on Legion World. It took me almost two years to make the same number of posts on the old DC boards!
I want to thank everyone here for making these boards so much fun. Posting is easy when you're among friends.
I look forward to many more posts with you all in the future! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
STU, congratulations and thanks for such fun times.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Yay Stuey!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Congrats Stu! Those of the #3000 that I've read have been enjoyable for us, so thanks for posting them !
Posted by STU on :
Thanks, you guys!
And while you're here, please feel free to have full run of the kitchen and the mansion's extensive collections of comic books, DVDs, and CDs!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Yay! Congrats, Stu! Reelect Stu!!!!! Posted by STU on :
What's all this talk of "reelection"?
It's been changed to a life term, y'know. Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Current cabinet members of the STU administration:
Chief Magistrate of the Supreme Judicial Tribunal of Legion World - Quislet, Esq.
Does this mean I have to wear a suit while visiting the board?
Posted by STU on :
This administration does not believe in a strict dress code.
You should feel free to wear whatever you wish -- or nothing at all, which I am aware is the preference of a number of posters...
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
So a birthday suit is acceptable.
Maybe I should wear Chief Justice Rehnquist's Impeachment robe
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Or Judge Dredd's outfit!
Posted by STU on :
Or even Judge Reinhold. Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
But I will not wear Judge Judy's robe with the lace collar
Posted by STU on :
Isn't it true that Judge Judy is married to the guy who is currently doing People's Court?
I'd hate to get in the middle of an argument at their house... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Judge Mills Lane can beat them both up!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
I believe that they have separated, gotten back together, then separated. So I am not sure if they are still married or back together.
In her book "Don't Piss on my Leg and Then Tell Me That it is Raining", Judy related how when she was a judge in family court and saw this one kid. Then when he turned 18, he was in regular court and drew her husband as his judge. Noticing the same last name, the kid wondered out loud if this was a conspiracy against him.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: I believe that they have separated, gotten back together, then separated. So I am not sure if they are still married or back together.
Maybe they'll appear together on Divorce Court next.
Seriously, there's been a huge surge in the number of court shows in the last couple of years... People's Court, Judge Judy, Judge Mills Lane, Judge Joe Brown, Divorce Court (I'm sure I'm still missing one or two)... and, of course, the Court of Public Opinion (a.k.a. The Jerry Springer Show)...
Posted by STU on :
The mansion will be hosting an all-day open house on New Year's Day, with refreshments and live entertainment. Please feel free to enjoy the company of your fellow Legion Worlders and to explore the mansion as you wish -- I hope to see you all there!
The open house will feature:
- Catered food and drink from LW's finest establishments, including SHAKES, the Beacon, Café Cramer, and chocolatte. There will be a hot buffet, a cold buffet, and an open bar.
- Poetry reading and art show featuring some of LW's most talented writers and artists, as seen in Bits o' Legionnaire Business.
- Live music from LW's own band, CALAMITY. (Don't let the fact that this band has never rehearsed together even once put you off...)
I may be a bit late to the event myself (with a "headache" ), but please be sure to help yourself to food and drink whenever you'd like -- everything has already been set up!
Have a happy New Year, everyone! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
The brunch buffet looks great Stu, and I seem to have it all to myself... I'll just settle in with a large plate and some old movies.
Posted by Harbinger on :
Happiest of New Year to you FC, is there room on that couch for another there, and don't these canapes smell divine!
Posted by Greybird on :
Any eggs Benedict? Or a hangover cure ... I'm just kidding, I hoisted one 16 oz. beer at midnight. Still didn't wake up for the live telecast of the Rose Parade, though.
GO MICHIGAN! STOMP 'EM BIG BLUE! (not a Michigan fan, really, but far less of a USC fan, to say the least)
Happy New Year!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I brought soft tacos if anyone wants one!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll have a soft taco! Black-eyed Peas in them too are great!
I've always meant to try Eggs Benedict! What is that exactly?
Posted by Arachne on :
Happy New Year everyone! Posted by STU on :
Happy New Year!
Eggs Benedict is poached eggs with a Hollandaise sauce, usually served on top of an English muffin with a slice of ham.
Though they can be quite tasty, I personally don't care for eggs much, so I will have a delicious soft fish taco with shredded cabbage and a spicy chipotle salsa!
Posted by Raging Bull on :
I can't believe he went and made me an Ambassador.
How am I s'posed ta take care of the ranch with all those new ambassadorin' chores?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Im sure you will do just fine with your new duties.
Now wheres the food?
Posted by Raging Bull on :
It's right here, Mr. Blaine.
<tips hat to Danny Blaine>
There's just about anything you might want. I'm havin' myself a medium rare ribeye and baked potatoes. S'pretty much what I take for supper at home.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Yum, I think I will have the same. May I join you?
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Why, you sure can!
You were most kind a few weeks ago ta put me up fer the night for that ball. I still need to thank you properly fer that, Mr. Blaine.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
There are no thanks necessary, sir. Anything to help...
And I do mean anything...
<SWOON>
Posted by Raging Bull on :
<Raging Bull catches Danny Blaine as he falls>
Are you doin' okay there, Mr. Blaine? It looked like you were about ta faint there! And you're lookin' quite red!
Maybe you need some fresh air?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Yeah, I think I do... Would you like to join me?
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Well, that sounds good, but it could be a mite chilly fer me.
Do you see this git-up that the Official Arbiter of Taste recommended ta me?
It's kinda drafty. These chaps kinda leave my behind out in the open. Is this standard wear fer these parts?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ummmm, not really? Did the Anthramites dress you again?
Posted by Raging Bull on :
I think it was that nice Mr. Arbiter of Good Taste. The one who's over at SHAKES?
I was dressed like this over at the Beacon waitin' fer ya the other night, and I got some funny looks from the other folks eatin' there.
quote:Originally posted by Raging Bull: Well, it looks like I'm a mite tardy for the big openin' night festivities.
And me dressed up all nice and whatnot! That friendly Official Arbiter of Taste gave me all these fancy duds - rawhide chaps with nothing on beneath them. And a rawhide fringed vest, with no shirt, but a bandana. A mite different from how I usually dress, but seein' as how it's a special occasion and all, well, I'm happy to oblige.
I think I'll just sit me down a spell. Maybe that friendly Mr. Blaine will show up. He did me a right favor last time by letting me clean up at his place and giving me a place to rest my head. I wish he was here now so I can thank him properly!
[ January 01, 2004, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Raging Bull ]
Posted by STU on :
Well, the New Year's buffet has been cleaned up. (Magic -- what a timesaver.) Hope everyone who attended had a good time!
Next up: a tour of the mansion's bedrooms...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sorry I missed your New Year's buffet, STU. I was stranded without communication in my area of Legion World following torrential downpours and high winds.
Posted by STU on :
Not a problem, Semi! I just hope your communications are established again, and soon. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
PHone is still out. DSL works, though.
Posted by STU on :
The Yangtze Room
As soon as you step over the threshold to this bedroom, you feel as though you have been transported to a quiet Yangtze River valley at dusk. The walls, empaneled in ivory silk, are graced with watercolor and brush paintings that convey the sense of early evening along the water's edge. A small stand of verdant bamboo provides a separate dressing area to one side of the room.
In the center of the room is an elegant rosewood canopy bed, reminiscent of imperial Chinese wedding beds. The shimmering golden sheets are light as a butterfly's wings, and spun of the finest silk. The sheets are deftly embroidered with the image of two majestic dragons circling each other in flight. Draped over the bed's canopy is a cerulean silk sheet into which have been sewn hundreds of glistening pearls. When drawn completely around the bed, the sheet provides the seamless illusion of sleeping underneath the open night sky.
Beside the bed is a sandalwood nightstand that is expertly carved to depict a regal phoenix with wings outspread. The carving is intricately inlaid with jade, mother-of-pearl, lapis lazuli, and other precious stones.
A sea-green porcelain bowl sits on the nightstand. The bowl is filled with juicy pears and plump peaches, long a symbol of longevity in Chinese culture. Next to the bowl are two matching porcelain cups and a teapot filled with freshly-brewed Dragon Well tea.
On the other side of the bed is a mahogany chair. Draped over the chair, for the use of the mansion's guests, is an elegant silk nightgown, its rich hues conveying prosperity and joy. The gown is embroidered with a dragon pattern that complements the pattern on the bedsheets.
[ January 05, 2004, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Bravo! Unbelievable, STU. That's so beautiful, and your description is just brilliant. May I reserve a night in the Chinese Room?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ooh, I want to sit in the mahagony chair! This room sounds very nice Stu, very peaceful !
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Ah, I see you've changed the name of the Chinese Room to the Yangtze Room. Sounds much more exotic, and romantic.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Wow. Almost 24 hours since the last visitor. Well I'll just have a quick look around the place and carry on with my tour of Legion World.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll see if I can find that room that Lash wandered into a few weeks ago...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Looks like STU is getting the mansion ready to be his next enterprise - the premier Inn of Legion World.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I'll see if I can find that room that Lash wandered into a few weeks ago...
Hmm... Cobie hasn't been around for a couple of hours... I wonder if he found the room -- and now doesn't want to leave? Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Looks like STU is getting the mansion ready to be his next enterprise - the premier Inn of Legion World.
In fact, the Inn at Legion World sounds just about right.
Maybe it could be a bed and breakfast, with gourmet food and drink to be provided by the creative minds behind SHAKES and the Beacon?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Breakfast is the domain of Cafe Cramer.
Posted by STU on :
SHAKES, the Beacon, Café Cramer, and chocolatte, too!
We'll have hors d'oeuvres throughout the day, and special chocolates with the nightly turndown service.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I don't suppose we can just live here forever, can we? (looks at STU with pleading puppy-dog eyes)
[ January 08, 2004, 01:10 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I don't suppose we can just live here forever, can we? (looks at STU with pleading puppy-dog eyes)
Nah, STU, when he's not banned from his own mansion, takes a dim view of squatters
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
I hope STU puts in some cat doors soon.
**Purr**
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hey, I don't know if Stu knows this yet, but I live here full time! I moved in not too long ago in one of the guest quarters, so there's no way to get rid of me now Posted by Arachne on :
And here I thought you slept in your office.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've slept with people in my office if that what you meant Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Which is why the rest of us have gotten security cameras installed in there. Oops, wait, I wasn't supposed to mention that...
Posted by STU on :
Between the security cameras in Varalent's Variable Villa and the security cameras in Cobalt's Security Office, there is a substantial amount of rather eye-popping footage.
(All for security purposes only, of course...)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Damn, I knew that video of me and Paris Hilton was going to get leaked!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Dolly the Sheep changed her name to Paris Hilton? Why didn't that make the national news?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Baaaaad Cobie)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Dolly the Sheep? I thought Paris Hilton was the name of that test dummy we use in the training exercises???
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Those are three seperate videos and I was drunk in two of them (you guess the two)! And I have plenty of dirt on all of you too, need I mention a certain Bee Arthur?
And someone may have inadvertantly messed up, isn't this thread supposed to be highlighted? With all the recent highlighting and un-highlighting of threads, this may have happened...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Not on me, since I can't be seen. So there! Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: And I have plenty of dirt on all of you too, need I mention a certain Bee Arthur?
"Bee Arthur"? Is that Insect Queen's civilian ID?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, that explains the bleating sound I heard last night. I didn't want to say anything to the management, I thought it was maybe just exceptionally creaky doors.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I guess from now on we shouldn't go into Cobie's office except in large groups. No telling when he might be drunk again.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I guess from now on we shouldn't go into Cobie's office except in large groups.
Don't do it!
"Large groups" is exactly what he's hoping for. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I see you've heard of the infamous Caligula story...
Posted by STU on :
Hmm... I really need to be adding some more rooms to the mansion again sometime soon... it's starting to seem less like a mansion and more like just an oversized house...
An oversized house filled with horny grad students, surly cats, and anthropormic sharks.
[ January 13, 2004, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Your very own Fortress of Solitude. Though if you want some noise and liveliness, might I suggest a room full of the latest hit songs and movies and state-of-the-art audio and video equipment? Unless you have one already, of course, and I just missed it among all these rooms I haven't explored yet.
Posted by STU on :
Well, there's the home theatre a couple of pages back...
The media room, with the large-screen plasma TV, surround-sound system, and every single videogame system every made, is around here somewhere...
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Well, that explains the bleating sound I heard last night.
Cobalt Kid... is he a bleating-heart liberal?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And I'm not horny all the time! I'm just always "up" for anything! I'll try to take it easy in the mansion, since I live here full time now
Just don't go near my desk in the security office, I've tried to clean it a few times, but still...
Posted by STU on :
I going to celebrate in the disco room with a bunch of dancing numbers...!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Darn! Now that Cobie TOLD us NOT to go near his desk, my inability to follow rules is making me go, even though it's probably a diabolical trap and none of you will ever hear from me again.
Must... resist...
Oh, and congrats STU!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
IB, don't go near the desk! You're far too young to go near the noxious fumes arising from there! Just think, that was where Umber was created!
Congrats Stu !
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Must... resist... Don't... disobey...
Posted by STU on :
The Mykonos Room
This room is awash in the sun-drenched blue and white of the Aegean islands.
A panoramic mural wraps around all four walls, depicting a stylized long day's journey into night, as Apollo's flaming chariot arcs over the horizon to be followed by the sweeping, darkening robes of Morpheus, god of dreams.
Set into the deep azure ceiling are thousands of diamonds seemingly set in a random scattering. Upon looking a bit more closely, the larger-than-life shapes of the heroes, deities, and monsters of Greek mythology unveil themselves as glittering constellations -- Orion, Leviathan, Perseus, Hydra, Taurus, and numberless others.
A four-poster bed is situated in the center of the room, offering a perfect vantage point to ponder the night sky above. The posters are carved in the shapes of the four muses of poetry and song: Calliope, Euterpe, Erato, and Polyhymnia. The other five muses -- Clio, Thalmia, Melpomene, Terpsichore, and Urania -- are depicted in bas-relief upon the headboard.
Sitting on a rustic pine nightstand is a platter of golden, honey-drenched baklava. Nearby are pitchers of nectar and ambrosia, decorated with images of Demeter, goddess of the harvest, and her daughter Persephone.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Another beautiful room!
(saunters in, forgetting to wipe feet on the carpet)
(Flies up to the ceiling, ooahs and aahs at the diamonds, and begins systematically picking them out one by one, dreaming of the things he can buy with them)
(Sits down on the headboard while devouring the baklavas. Unfortunately, weight is too much: the headboard collapses and the baklavas fly towarsd the nearest wall)
(Suddenly, my little cousins, all five of tem, rush in and begin doodling on the walls with their nice little crayons. The two oldest ones begin climbing on the bedposts.)
(STU quickly rushes in, grabs us all by the neck and throws us out of his mansion. The alarm system is later reconfigured to shoot anyone with my specific body type on sight.)
Don't worry, STU, I'm not going to do anything to your beautiful new room, except drool over it completely. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, does the band Calamity practice in here too? Isn't it tradition for the Legion World band to practice in the leader's home base ?
Miner, what do you think? You're our front man you know!
Posted by STU on :
There's a Music Room and a Concert Hall, both of which will be featured some time soon.
Through the magic of, er, magic, even the dischordant sounds of CALAMITY's practice sessions sound sweet enough to send LW groupies into a seething frenzy of thong, bra, and jockstrap tossing...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
And the LW regulars into a frenzy of thong, bra and jockstrap collecting.
Posted by STU on :
... enjoy them in the mansion's Breakfast Nook.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
OOOOHHHHHH! Another room for me to play in! Yeah!
Posted by STU on :
Actually, you can have an Invisible Brainiac's Playroom of your own, if you let me know what sort of stuff you want in it...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
STU! Thank you!!!! If I had a tail, I would be wagging it right now!! But really, you don't need to trouble yourself, I have too much fun with the other rooms already. Posted by STU on :
Coming soon:
Cobalt's Den of Debauchery
Pov's Pervy Pleasure Parlor Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'll just skip that wing of the mansion. The Breakfast Nook looks pretty inviting. How many rooms are there now?
Posted by STU on :
Hmm... I think ten that have descriptions, and another four or five that are just mentioned by name.
I'd better add a couple more rooms then... right now, it's a rather small "mansion"! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote: Originally posted by STU:
Coming soon:
Cobalt's Den of Debauchery
Pov's Pervy Pleasure Parlor
Aww... More rooms I won't be allowed into for a couple of years...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Cobalt's Den of Debauchery is a great room! It's also known as "The Caligula Room", and is definately not open to minors! Sorry IB, but some things are just too crazy!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Oh well, two more years... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ah, what the hell, you can come in and I won't tell... .
Just don't tell anyone about the girls in the honey...
Posted by STU on :
I better start building more rooms.
Since I'm going to be occupying this mansion for the next 70 years or so, I should make it as comfy as positive.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Ah, what the hell, you can come in and I won't tell... .
Just don't tell anyone about the girls in the honey...
REALLY? ALL RIGHT!!!!! Kid Prime's room has nothing on this!
quote: Originally posted by STU: (I REFUSE to add the much-beloved part, I don't want to encourage him too much! ) Since I'm going to be occupying this mansion for the next 70 years or so, I should make it as comfy as positive.
Don't you mean "as comfy as POSSIBLE"? Or are you trying to tell us that you're POSITIVE you'll be here for the next 70 years? Posted by The much-beloved STU on :
Don't mind the dust, folks.
The construction crew will be done with the Throne Room shortly. It's the soaring arches and jewel-encrusted murals that are holding up the works a bit.
[ February 03, 2004, 06:27 AM: Message edited by: The much-beloved STU ]
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
That throne room better have litter boxes in it.
**Purr**
Posted by Povvin the Martian on :
Of course. Where else will Stu keep his snacks??? Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Construction is also proceeding apace on the Tor--, er, Persuasion Chamber.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Congrats Stu!
Er...I mean all hail His imperial majesty!
[ February 03, 2004, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Greybird on :
Does megalomania infest all leaders' brains at about two-thirds of the way into their terms? Lessee ...
G.W. Bush? Yes.
Gray Davis? Ah-yah.
Stu? Yup.
Enough to prove it for me Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Did Halliburton get the Throne Room contract?
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Actually, a number of Legion Worlders were kind enough to... volunteer... with that.
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Hiss**
<Shakes head sadly from the shadows watching so many of his friends in chains on the labor gang>
**Hiss**
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: REALLY? ALL RIGHT!!!!! Kid Prime's room has nothing on this!
HEY!!! Posted by Kid Prime on :
(Pokes his head in through the door, making his way to the secret file room past the death pits, poison gas traps, and razor-sharp rocks...)
Damn! Why did I ever tell STU to put so many defensive mesures in for this room...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
No more defensive measures for Stu...
They say that Nero built a 300 foot house made of gold in a show of pure debauchery and excess which angered the Romans so much that they had him killed and his body thrown into the Tiber. Nero also did a lot of other bad things, foremost among them being that he considered himself to be an Imperial majesty...
And I won't stand around and watch my friends in chains either...is that where Harbinger, Arachne, Eyrk Davis Ester and others have gone to?
Is it safe for me to stay here nowadays? I think I'll be sleeping in my office at the Security Office, or in a back room at the Beacon where no one can find me...
Posted by Spellbinder on :
There's room at the Psyonian Embassy for you, Cobie Cakes...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thanks Princess! Looks like I know where I'll be
And I can pay you back in any way you please Posted by Spellbinder on :
I'll think if something. Perhaps we can do a little private half-time show Posted by Kid Prime on :
Whew! I got... THE ITEM!!!
Posted by Royal Inquisitor on :
Stu,
I, the Royal Inquisitor, stand before you and offer my services. You are the sole hope for Legion World, and perhaps through my Inquisition, I can help rid you of those who would seek to undermine your greatness.
I implore others on Legion World to do the same.
Posted by STUbot # 129 on :
Royal Inquisitor, his magnificent magnificence, the exalted, the inexorable, the indefagitable STU accepts your fealty! Stay alert for your orders.
Posted by Royal Inquisitor on :
I understnd and am ready to begin at his order.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Watches the goings on at the Mansion from a distance, wondering if things are desperate enough for him to begin consuming Foot long Bratworst Specials with Chili and Sauerkraut, by the dozen, with Michelob Chasers!>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (The Ultimate Weapon stands ready in defense of Legion World)
[ February 04, 2004, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Space Ranger ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Vee carefully threads his way to the deepest darkest corner of the sub, sub, sub basements of the mansion. Fortunately he had spent a great deal of time exploring the Mansion in order to advise the Leader on how best to use the space. Somewhere down here, Vee knows, is the secret dungeon. Somewhere in that dungeon must be Jinx. There's no way that Vee will leave without effecting a rescue of one of his favorite furry freinds.
Wait! Is that a pitiful meow Vee hear's? It came from just around this corner...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
....and that's the Mellotron.
OK, all of Calamity's gear has been sorted, scoped for traps and surveillance devices, and boosted to where no regime can get a hold of it.
The man can't bust our music!
Posted by Varalent on :
"Jinx? Is that you?"
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: (Pokes his head in through the door, making his way to the secret file room past the death pits, poison gas traps, and razor-sharp rocks...)
(Very, very interesting... good thing I put hidden cameras in the "secret" room to monitor any comings and goings. )
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: ....and that's the Mellotron.
OK, all of Calamity's gear has been sorted, scoped for traps and surveillance devices, and boosted to where no regime can get a hold of it.
The man can't bust our music!
But... but... I'm a member of CALAMITY too! D-don't... don't you like me anymore?
*choke*
*sob*
(Are they buying the tears...?)
Posted by Varalent on :
I'm not and I doubt they are!
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
I just LOVE what you've done with the place. It reminds me of my villa on Bzgtl...
Posted by STUbot # 129 on :
You've arrived, I see, Ms. Wazzo.
Let me escort you into his Beatific Magnificence's private quarters for the meeting.
Posted by Varalent on :
Uh Oh!!!! Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
Charmed, I'm sure, Mr. bot. Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU puts on romantic music, and dims the lights, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the lovely Winema Wazzo]
Posted by Jinx on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: "Jinx? Is that you?"
*meow*?
Posted by STUbot # 130 on :
SOMEONE'S headed to the secret torture chambers!
[ February 04, 2004, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: STUbot # 130 ]
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
quote:Originally posted by His imperial majesty, STU: [STU puts on romantic music, and dims the lights, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the lovely Winema Wazzo]
(Stunning in black-and-white, Winema Wazzo descends the spiral staircase to the romantic music)
I've loved you since I saw you protesting my very first campaign speech, Your Highness. Kiss me.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
My loyal STUbot #130! Could you escort the lovely Ms. Wazzo to the Imperial Bedchambers, please?
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Wow! STUbot, you must have read my mind!
Winema, my dear, you are absolutely stunning.
Why don't you show me that little trick we talked about -- where you phase, and that lovely black-and-white number you're wearing drops to the floor...? Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
(Lifts both arms, and SNAPS!)
Is this what you meant, my pet?
(Steps out of seductive black-and-white gown, assuming a fetching pose)
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
HOMINA HOMINA!
And on that note, why don't we retire to the bedchambers...? Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
<appears, munching popcorn>
Oh hi guys. You don't have to leave on my account.
<disappears>
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
Your wish is my command, my dumpling!
(Takes STU's hand and ascends to the bedchamber)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Disgusting...
<Cobalt flies away quickly...>
Posted by Royal Inquisitor on :
My lord,
The taking over of the Security Office begins...
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Jinx: </font><blockquote>[qb" s>"Jinx? Is that you?"</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="-4]*meow*?[/QB]
There you are! I knew I'd find you here, Jinx! Come on, let's get you out of here. I'm taking you back to the Villa where you'll be safe and have plenty of milk as you recover from this ordeal.
Vee picks up Jinx and makes his way out of the mansion, avoiding STU STorm Troopers on the way, finally winning free of the drooling despots dememses Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Disgusting...
<Cobalt flies away quickly...>
<but not before taking a long, hard look at the salacious goings-on>
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
I will be making an important announcement tonight that will affect all of Legion World in a profound and, might I say, truly wonderful way.
Please join myself and the lovely Winema Wazzo here at the mansion this evening. You won't regret it!
Posted by Bevis on :
Oh I dunno, there's only so much of this decor that one can take. Not that I'm being all rebellious or anything.
Don't mind me, I'm not up to anything at all. Just have a little look at the security grid because... because I like security grids. They're lovely. Yup.
Right, I'll be on my way now.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by His imperial majesty, STU: HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
I will be making an important announcement tonight that will affect all of Legion World in a profound and, might I say, truly wonderful way.
Please join myself and the lovely Winema Wazzo here at the mansion this evening. You won't regret it!
How convenient! Trying to get all of us into the mansion at one time so that you can do away with all of us at once, aren't you? Do you really think we're so easily fooled?
Posted by Bevis on :
Well to be fair quite a lot of us are.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Although I'm sure this announcement will be memorable, anyone who seeks a different form of entertainment is welcome to drop by the Psyonian Embassy tonight for food and festivities Posted by Bevis on :
Well I'll be there. In fact how about my little Boutique provides a little bit of room decoration? We could make it even more fabulous than it is already.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
That would be lovely, Bevis dear. I've been thinking of doing a little decorating. Heavens knows that I didn't have spare time to worry about decorating during my term in office...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You know that you can count on me to show up Crujeckie
And I would never attend a dinner with a dictator and his shameless queen! You better enjoy your rule while you can Stu, old friend...
Posted by STUbot # 133 on :
All Legion World sentients are expected to be in attendance. No to show up will be a violation of Royal Decree, and the infractors will be dealt with accordingly.
Posted by Varalent on :
Mark me down as a "No show" then. I won't be "decreed" into going anywhere I don't choose to be!
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
Hmm..hmmmhmmm hm hm hm hmmm!
(Humming happily, while waiting for the Royal Hair Stylist to finish her fetching new look)
I'm SO happy. At long last, tonight, I will be accorded the respect and adultation I deserve! Now it's off to try on dresses! I must look perfect this evening! I want to be rainbows!
Posted by Spellbinder on :
If I were you, dear, I would get a dress with a veil. A very thick veil.
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
If it means I won't have to look at you, sweetie, I may just consider it. Toodles!
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Not to contradict my dear royal sister, but an opaque veil might be best, tootsie. My Eye of Ekron in VERY bright!
[ February 05, 2004, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: Emerald Empress ]
Posted by Spellbinder on :
No need to be snippy, Whinema dear... I'm just trying to help.
Posted by Bevis on :
Respect? Well i kinda have to sort of admire the bare faced cheek and the audacity and the complete wilingness to abase oneself before an insane canine and the complete and uteer slf belief in one's own fabulousness despite all the evidence to the contrary, but respect?
My dear Winemina you have all the respect from me you deserve. See, it's this much. I'm squishing my finger and thumb together really pointedly right now.
Oh, but I'm not a Resistance member either. You don't mind if I leave this little pod of self replicting STUbot eating nanites here do you? They're not active, honest.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, I'll give it a pass. The affair at the Embassy sounds like a lot more fun. Maybe we can watch the speech on TV. Giant Squid should be broadcasting live.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thank heavens we have the Princess to protect us when things get out of control! While our three Resistance meeting places serve us very well, the Psyonian Embassy is the one place we know that we are truly protected!
And don't even think I'm coming to this announcement tonight. Dining with Winema Wazzo, the Royal Inquisitor and my former good friend now turned Bloody Tyrant? I'll pass. I'm surprised Giant Robotic Lesbian hasn't signed onto this axis of evil...
Posted by Varalent on :
Now you've gone and done it! Let's hope SHE didn't hear her name being mentioned. That's sure to bring her out of the woodworks. Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
Hey, this big announcment isn't going to make me miss Survivor-All-Stars is it? "Cause if that happens, SOMEONE is going to get hurt.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Survivor?
Hey, we're going to have our own Survivor right here on Legion World soon! Posted by STUbot # 142 on :
(Gets a broom and begins sweeping the palace stairs. Have to have everything just so for the big announcement!)
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
*Pulls up in a stretch limousine, in a sumptous gown, ready to graciously smile at all the paparazzi*
[ February 05, 2004, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: Winema Wazzo ]
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU appears in puff of smoke. He is dressed in a form-fitting, black leather outfit, with a flowing cape and metal studs all over. An especially noteworthy part of the imperial outfit is a huge, prominent codpiece.]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*images of Black Adder flow through LL's mind and he bursts out laughing*
Thanks for the laugh Stu. Now, really. What's this all about?
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU clears his throat. Apparently, the crowd is screaming and thronging about in a frenzy -- obviously out of sheer adoration for his Imperial Majesty. STU waits a few moments for the hysteria to subside before beginning his announcement...]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*YAWN!* [crickets chirping, looks at watch] *YAWN!*
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Gree--
[STU waits for the applause and cheers of adoration to subside. It takes several minutes.]
Greetings, sentients of--
[Once again, there is an outpouring of applause and cheering. STU again waits for things to quiet down.]
Greetings, sentients of Legion World! (Please, no more adoration... for now!)
Tonight, I have not one, but TWO announcements. Good news -- and even better news!
Before I begin, I want to thank all of you for trusting and believing in me. I know that there have recently been some disturbances by a very small, but vocal faction of citizens who have, shall we say, lost touch with reality. And, sadly, they have resorted to threats and violence in an effort to topple your rightfully elected Leader for Life. (Shame! Shame!)
I want to assure you that these renegade elements are fully under control. Have no fear for your safety, my loyal Legion Worlders! Your beloved Leader (for Life!) will let no harm befall you.
Okay, now that that's been said... on to the first part of the announcement...
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
First, the good news:
For the good of Legion World, I have decided to raise taxes even more! This means that there will be more funds for public works, for the arts, and for the general enjoyment and well-being of all LW citizens!
Now, since we don't deal with actual money, the taxes will be in the form of posts, to be remitted to the post count of yours truly, your much-beloved Leader for Life.
Here is the tax assessment schedule:
Use of smiley/graemlin = tax of 5 posts per smiley/graemlin used
Contributing to Guess Who = tax of 10 posts per guess
Contributing to a trivia thread = tax of 20 posts per guess or question
Adding fanfic/art to Bits = tax of 50 posts per submission
Innuendo = tax of 70 posts each
Flirting = tax of 100 posts each
Discussing the Legion or any characters or scenarios thereof = tax of 250 posts
Slandering the good name of his Imperial Majesty, STU = tax of 500 posts, plus "community service"
I'm sure this new tax scheme will meet with all the admiration it so richly deserves!
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
(Stepping up to the microphone, as STU places his arm around her waist)
I'm gonna get you naked by the end of this... wait, is this thing still on?
Oh... uhm... ahem...
I fully support the levies STU will bring and beseech all Legion Worlders to get behind the new tax plan as well! We must SWELL the coffers... (pauses to look at STU seductively) in order to create a government upon which we can pe proud!!!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Ah, tax this!
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU looks with pride and love at Winema, then gives her a long, smoldering kiss.]
It is appropriate that the lovely Winema is at my side, because the second part of my announcement -- the even better news -- concerns her!
As you all may know, Winema and I have been madly, deeply in love for so, so long... well, since last night. But that night of passion we shared stretched into an eternity of carnal bliss!
And today, it is with great joy and rising excitement that I announce...
...that Winema and I are engaged, and will soon wed!
That's right, Winema shall be your much-beloved Queen for Life, and shall rule nobly and justly at my side!
[STU gives Winema another long, steamy kiss.]
Do you have anything you'd like to add, my smokin' hottie?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Yeah, show us your tits Winema!
I'm going for a drink.
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
It gives me GREAT honor to accept your proposal of engagement, my love.
(Kisses STU long and passionately, then glances over at Lightning Lad)
Now it's time to show you all what you've been waiting for... the TRUE power behind the throne!
(Reaches down and RIPS OFF STU's prominent metal codpiece, displaying a large piercing in the shape of a starburst, covering, oh, maybe 1/3 of what's down there)
DANCE for us, my darling! And all of you commoners, KNEEL before the POWER of STU! (And Winema!)
Posted by Beagz on :
So it's a small starburst????
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
Not from where I'm standing, honey.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
I believe what you're referring to is just one ray of the starburst.
[STU adjusts self...]
There, that's the whole thing... it's probably, oh, five inches or so in diameter.
quote:Originally posted by Winema Wazzo: ... a large piercing in the shape of a starburst, covering, oh, maybe 1/3 of what's down there)
Posted by Bevis on :
*Suddenly a rotten tomato flies through the air and splatters across STUs exposed weenie. Three more follow in quick sucession hitting Winema fully in the face and going some way to making her look markedly more attractive. A significant portion of the crowd cheers and turns to look at Lucien Lad, dressed from head to toe in fetching blue camoflage gear (OK so it's not terribly effective as camoflage but it's just too cute for words) and carrying a large bag of rotten tomatos*
What? What!?!! I'm just hear listening to this thrilling announcement. I didn't throw anything. These are for when we get a bit peckish later. The ones that hit those two nonces on the blacony were thrown by a mysterious figure that rushed off straight after he threw them and dissappeared. It wasn't me. There is no Resistance. It's secret. Shhh.
*another four tomatos quickly follow and hit STU and his tart... uh, Queen*
What? Still wasn't me. Honest.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU wakes up and walks over to the window. Bevis and others are outside, throwing tomatoes and yelling invectives at thin air.]
How odd! Winema and I retired to our bedchamber hours ago. Can they really believe that we're still standing out on the podium now...?
(This supports even more the idea that there is some mass illusion being cast over the people of LW that is causing them to behave erratically... something must be done about this dire and widespread problem...)
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
IMPORTANT STATEMENT
We of the STU administration deeply regret the shocking incident that occurred last night during our very important announcement.
Although there was supposed to be a costume reveal, it was not our intention that things go that far. In fact, the problem was due entirely to an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. That codpiece was manufactured by cheap, undependable labor on an inferior message board (we think you know which one we're referring to).
Had the costume piece in question been manufactured here on Legion World, there would have been no such incident.
The regrettable outcome of this incident only reinforces a point this august administration has been making all along:
Be a patriot -- support Legion World (and STU)!
Posted by Bevis on :
*another tomato hits STU full in the face*
Look, I've not been throwing tomatos at all. It was someone else trying to undermine you and grab the reins of power.
Oooh, in fact I think I might have some important information about that. The person who actually threw the tomatos, since it wasn't me honest, suddenly appeared from nowhere behind me, chucked a tomato and then disappeared again. Say, almost like they *phased* in and out of the crowd. Maybe, just maybe, there's someone within your inner circle (like really, really close. like inimately. Like, you know, someone who you're having carnal knowledge with. Like someone with no dress sense or panache whatsoever. Possibly with the initials WW. Am I making myself clear here?) who is trying to undermine your authority with the populace so they can topple you from power and take control themselves once they manouver themselves into a position where they could, ooh I dunno, expose your privates to the barely disguised sniggers of the Legion Worlders. I mean, it's only a conspiracy theory but you know what they say, there's no smoke without fire.
Speaking of smoke and fire I think possibly someone has set fire to your balcony STU. But it wasn't me, honest. This box of matches and firelighters just so happens to be in my possesion because it's nearly bonfire night. In ten months. But you can never be too prepared.
Heh heh, don't you just love the power of propoganda. You can spread disent without even trying. Mwahahahahaa!!!
Umm. Ignore that last bit. I was just, you know, conjecturing and stuff. Not trying to drive a wedge between STU and that shameless hussy by his side. Nuh-uh, not I. I'm innocent and pure and not a Resistance fighter at all.
Hot damn I'm good at this.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
I feel personally injured by that shameless, tasteless display, and on behalf of the citizens of Legion World, I plan to file a class action suit against everyone involved. Damages will not be in excess of the total wages earned by the Stu Administration for the past three years.
Posted by Spellbinder on :
quote:Originally posted by His imperial majesty, STU: And today, it is with great joy and rising excitement that I announce that Winema and I are engaged, and will soon wed!
I wish you both luck in your union.
Oh, and Winenema dear, make sure this is what you want. After all, you don't even command a fraction of the power that I have, and I was forced to reshape the entire universe to retcon MY union with Stu out of continuity...
Congratulations!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by His imperial majesty, STU: First, the good news:
For the good of Legion World, I have decided to raise taxes even more! This means that there will be more funds for public works, for the arts, and for the general enjoyment and well-being of all LW citizens!
Now, since we don't deal with actual money, the taxes will be in the form of posts, to be remitted to the post count of yours truly, your much-beloved Leader for Life.
Here is the tax assessment schedule:
Use of smiley/graemlin = tax of 5 posts per smiley/graemlin used
Contributing to Guess Who = tax of 10 posts per guess
Contributing to a trivia thread = tax of 20 posts per guess or question
Adding fanfic/art to Bits = tax of 50 posts per submission
Innuendo = tax of 70 posts each
Flirting = tax of 100 posts each
Discussing the Legion or any characters or scenarios thereof = tax of 250 posts
Slandering the good name of his Imperial Majesty, STU = tax of 500 posts, plus "community service"
I'm sure this new tax scheme will meet with all the admiration it so richly deserves!
Geez STU, I wish you had consulted with me before you made this announcement.
I have gone over the by-laws of Legion World and the Leader does not have the authority to impose any tax, fee, duty, levy, or garnishment of any type.
Such tax, fee, duty, levy, or garnishment must first be approved by the Finance, Expeditures, and Flirting Committee at their monthly "Taxes and Beer Drinking (Hey where's my beer) Meeting". After that the proposed tax shall be typed on official Legion World stationary by Shirley when she gets back from her yearly 11 month vacation (strong union). Then the proposal is read in falsetto voice by the Leader to each Legion World Member individually. After that, a poll is posted at the Planetary Chance Machine. Then if a majority votes that Dawnstar should have been retconned into a snake, the proposal goes back to the Committee for another round of beer drinking. After which, when everyone wakes up and says "Boy was I drunk last night" and looks at each other with embarassment, the proposal is given a final resting place in the circular file.
I am surprized you don't remember that as you were one of the signers. At least I think that is your paw print smudged in the lower left hand corner.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: Such tax, fee, duty, levy, or garnishment must first be approved by the Finance, Expeditures, and Flirting Committee at their monthly "Taxes and Beer Drinking (Hey where's my beer) Meeting". After that the proposed tax shall be typed on official Legion World stationary by Shirley when she gets back from her yearly 11 month vacation (strong union). Then the proposal is read in falsetto voice by the Leader to each Legion World Member individually. After that, a poll is posted at the Planetary Chance Machine. Then if a majority votes that Dawnstar should have been retconned into a snake, the proposal goes back to the Committee for another round of beer drinking. After which, when everyone wakes up and says "Boy was I drunk last night" and looks at each other with embarassment, the proposal is given a final resting place in the circular file.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
(Still MIA)
Somebody call the FCC!
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: (Still MIA)
Somebody call the FCC!
The search parties are still out looking KP (you're out the dark dimension, we just don't know where on Earth you are ). Don't give up hope Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
We're still looking KP, don't worry, we'll find you soon enough!
And wow, talk about a let down on the announcement. What's next, Winema making out with a STUbot?
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: What's next, Winema making out with a STUbot?
That's old news Cobie. She's been making out with the STUbots for days. It seems they come better equiped than our fearless leader, not that that's saying much! Posted by Beagz on :
Hmmmmmmm .......... methinks Winema is just rubbing Stu the wrong way.
Because that ray must be Ray Palmer .... :-D
Posted by Poverty Duck on :
QUACK! 8<>
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Ah, go pluck yourself. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Actually, it's good luck to be in the shadow of a duck. That's why Poverty Duck keeps flying over resistance fighters.
I'll just throw out some nice bread and cracked corn for him.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?:
The search parties are still out looking KP (you're out the dark dimension, we just don't know where on Earth you are ). Don't give up hope [/QUOTE]
Look, I'm doing my best here.
Do you know what an absolute bear it is to navigate these portals?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Yikes! I come back from a horrible week in school to find out that STU has gone horribly insane and power-hungry?
Oh well...
*uses powers over light to turn STU's mansion/palace/whatever into a horrible neon pink color with purple polka dots and large red lettering that reads "STUpid sucks!", complete with a picture of STU holding his teensy equipment *
Posted by STU on :
[sets STUbots to work cleaning up some of the mess that was made during the last episode]
Posted by STU on :
Yikes!
That dastardly MCF must still be at work. I can't change the title of this thread back to the way it was... Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Try it now.
Posted by STU on :
Ha HA!
Thanks to the powers of Lightning Lad and Nightcrawler, MCF's devious plans have been thwarted once again, and the mansion thread has been restored to its previous honorable state!
Looks like MCF's scheme for revenge is going up in a puff of acrid smoke. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Here I am! I feel guilty after turning your mansion pink and all that, so, um, I decided to help clean up!
Of course, I'll probably end up breaking a whole bunch of stuff and then accidentally locking myself in Cobie's "special room", but it's the thought that counts, right? Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Golly gee, Stu, did you see the pictures Matt posted of the Great Palace? Maybe we should take up a collection so you can add some gold trim to your place - keep up with world leaders, that sort of thing.
Posted by STU on :
Now that my term is drawing to a close, I'm going to try to keep the ostentatiousness of the mansion to a tolerable level.
I'm planning to turn the mansion into the Inn at Legion World, a cozy bed and breakfast for special getaways and romantic weekends...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
AW, but I like it ostentatious! It just makes it seem more grand that way!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, does that mean I can move back in here? Although, to be honest, I'm really enjoying spending my evenings at the Psyonian Embassy ...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Can I have your room then, Cobie? I think I'll enjoy it. Posted by STU on :
Sorry, IB.
You must be over 21 to even enter set foot in Cobie's room.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sorry, IB, but it's true ! And now that I think about it, I don't think I could part with that room, so much debauchery, so many memories ...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Sorry, IB, but it's true ! And now that I think about it, I don't think I could part with that room, so much debauchery, so many memories ...
And no view of that stupid statue... See even you chose a room facing the other way!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, once the mansion becomes an inn and tourist attraction, I'll still be able to shack up here, right Stu ?
Does that mean I can help you throw parties here?!
Posted by STU on :
You can stay as long as you want, so long as you keep the debauchery to a PG-13 minimum.
I'm thinking of asking Semi to help me out with the Inn. His taste is impeccable.
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
Or, maybe I'll just take this place over after I'M ELECTED the next Leader!
**Purr**
Posted by STU on :
Nice campaign strategy there, considering a canine is in charge of the ballot box... Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'd like to book a room for the duration of the election campaign, so I don't miss anything. But, please, on the "No Debauchery" floor.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Aw, well I make sure I come by and see you then Cramey !
Posted by Varalent on :
FC there was some static on the line. Was that "No Debauchery" or "No Debauchers"? Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Both, Vee. Or at least, no debauchers in the process of debauching.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Then I'll behave myself Posted by Varalent on :
Just wanted to clarify so there would be no unfortunate occurences during your stay, FC! Posted by STU on :
I've set aside a suite of rooms for the neutral observers who are going to be monitoring the elections.
There are both debauching and non-debauching rooms available.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Stoopid Cat: **Purr**
Or, maybe I'll just take this place over after I'M ELECTED the next Leader!
**Purr**
Is Stoopid Cat still around here somewhere? I have something to... show him.
Posted by Varalent on :
STU!!! That's not nice! That poor little kitten looks terrified! Shame on you! Posted by STU on :
But it's a necessary medical procedure that's in the best interest of his health!
Won't you let the nice veterinarian do her job? Posted by Danny Blaine on :
awwwww
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Stoopid Cat: **Purr**
Or, maybe I'll just take this place over after I'M ELECTED the next Leader!
**Purr**
Is Stoopid Cat still around here somewhere? I have something to... show him.
**Hiss**
When people ask me why I'm so negative about the current administration, that picture is worth a thousand words! Imagine forcing that poor kitten to submit to canine botox testing! (How else could STU look so young?) And where is that kitten now?
**Hiss**
[ February 24, 2004, 07:45 AM: Message edited by: Stoopid Cat ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Stoopid Cat, does this mean that if you're elected leader, that the current regime might be held accountable for the oppresion of felines during this term. Should Stu and HWW fear for their safety?! Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Stoopid Cat, does this mean that if you're elected leader, that the current regime might be held accountable for the oppresion of felines during this term. Should Stu and HWW fear for their safety?!
**Purr**
Cobie, I have raised several serious issues in this campaign which require answers. That however does not mean that I am looking to exact revenge for previous errors on the part of anyone but rather that I am interested in advancing the cause of equality and unanimity for all.
A position that I seriously doubt is shared by the most notorious member of the Triumvir.
**Purr**
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Oh, which one? Eryk Davis Ester or Greybird? I didn't know they were running!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Almost forgot.
Things have calmed down enough that I can move CALAMITY's gear back into the mansion.
Whoever wins, we should play the inauguration.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sounds good to me OM! It's been awhile since the band has gotten together to play...
Posted by STU on :
[STU sits back in a comfy chair in his lounge, enjoys a cold beer, and marvels at the fact that he has made 4800 posts]
Posted by Varalent on :
Congrats STU! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Wow, it's been so peaceful here at the mansion. All the wild ones must be out camapaigning and carousing somewhere else! I haven't even heard Calamity practicing.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Congrats Stu !
And FC, Calamity should be playing more in public when the weather gets warmer and we can give free concerts outside!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
This is great. Everyone is out campaigning - or something. I'll just light a fire and settle down here with Stu's comic collection.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Uh oh...
HELP! FIRE!!
Maybe I can put it out with this bottle of root beer...
Guess not.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<magnetically hurls a giant bucket of water on it>
There you go FC! No need to waste good root beer either!
I hope none of Stu's comics were injured!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Comics? I hope the band's gear wasn't damaged!
Do you know how much a real Mellotron costs these days?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Do you know how much a real Mellotron costs these days?
Actually, I believe they're priced about the same as they were in the 70s.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I hope none of Stu's comics were injured!
Don't worry -- I have a collection double that I put out for just such an occasion as this.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Thanks for the assist, Cobie! I knew the Triumvir were built a reputation as firefighters! Good thing the comics were doubles and the band equipment was in another part of the mansion.
It's a shame it spread to the debauchery den - what did you guys have in there that burned so fast?
Posted by STU on :
In restrospect, flammable lingerie probably wasn't Victoria's best idea.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: In restrospect, flammable lingerie probably wasn't Victoria's best idea.
That's why she kept it secret.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Guys, guys - it's the edible undies you want, not the flammable ones. Just a suggestion.
Posted by STU on :
The edible and flammable ones go well in a nice fondue.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Do they come in chocolate or vanilla?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Actually, I believe they're priced about the same as they were in the 70s.
I'm adjusting for 31st Century inflation.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I suppose this is the last quiet evening at the Mansion - probably all hell will break loose on election night and after that... well, it will probably be an endless run of coach tours.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
<practices theremin>
Still haven't worked up a decent set for the inauguration.
Looks like we'll have to.......improvise.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Maybe I can take advantage of all the chaos to sneak into Cobie's room... Posted by STU on :
You guys are going to have to keep the shenanigans in Cobie's room (and in the secret "dungeon") down to a minimum.
I've having the mansion converted to a bed and breakfast after my term is over, and I'd like to keep things presentable. Posted by Varalent on :
Did you say BED & breakfast? Posted by STU on :
Yes indeed! (Check out the new title of this thread!)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Is it still free? I sure hope so!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Since I live at the Inn, do I get free bed in breakfast every morning?
Alright! Now we need to start hiring some beautiful young woman to be interns/maids!
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Since I live at the Inn, do I get free bed in breakfast every morning?
No Cobie, I think you gat bedded for breakfast Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Great! Now I have a comfy bed to sleep all the weariness away...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...............
Posted by StuRat on :
I'm glad things have quieted down here a bit. With Semi's help, I'm sure it'll be a terrific bed and breakfast.
And I'll have the space and tranquility to retire to one of the more remote rooms and work on my memoirs...
Posted by Varalent on :
Can't wait to see what you're going to do to the place!
Posted by StuRat on :
The Big Five-Oh.
I've had so many fond memories from the time I've spent with the Legion of Message Board Posters over the last three years -- on the Yahoo group, the DC boards, all of our other MBs and forums, and of course right here on Legion World.
There have been some bumps in the road here and there, and a fair share of drama. I just hope that, through it all, my friends here understand how much I value them -- how much I hope that we can put our past misunderstandings, and words that may have been spoken in haste or anger, behind us. You all have always been an important part of my life, and always will be.
So... thanks for all the fun and friendship. Thanks for listening and understanding. And thanks, of course, for entertaining!
It's been real.
Posted by Proty II on :
Am I the only one who thinks of William Morris when I see this thread?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
William Morris of the Victorian arts & crafts movement? Probably. But there is certainly a pre-Raphaelite preoccupation with hair on this board.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Congrats, STU! I'm looking forward to reading the next 5000!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
That's odd... I don't remember seeing STU in a while. It's a shame, the inn just isn't the same without him.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
ing this thread in hopesthat STU will come back...
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
This place seems to have fallen into complete disrepair fairly quickly.
Under LW Law, as Quis will verify, the owner is obliged to repair such an establishment immediately upon anyone noticing Posted by UTS on :
Please pardon the mess.
Cobalt's Security Office rented out the Inn for its annual Spring Fling, and the security officers kind of went a little wild.
(Apparently, some joker filled all the kegs with bi-beer...)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
So, when is the Inn scheduled to reopen, then?
Assuming all the stains have been removed, that is.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The Spring Fling went well, but things got a little messy in some of the rooms...
Posted by UTS on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: The Spring Fling went well, but things got a little messy in some of the rooms...
Yes. The problem was what was flung in the Fling...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
What WAS flung in the fling, anyway?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Flan.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That's about time the shit hit the flan
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I think that was when I came down with the flu.
Posted by UTS on :
Free punch and pie for everyone!
Vote for me! Posted by UTS on :
But not for LW Leader!
(What, are you kidding?!)
But I'm sure I'll think of some position I'm qualified for...!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Missionary position?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
For UTS/STU? No way. Its doggy or none. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by UTS on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: For UTS/STU? No way. Its doggy or none.
OK, Scott, bend over... Posted by UTS on :
Since I missed the cut-off to nominate myself for LW Leader (*choke*) ...
I'm going to run for Official Legion World Bouncer!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Makes sense.
No one else would know more about the art of banning.
Posted by UTS on :
It looks like I'm training Cobie well, though.
One day, when these fingers are too creaky to post cheeky messages to Scott and Gary, the Cobester will be there, ducking BANNED!s left and right -- proudly carrying on the UTS tradition.
Posted by UTS on :
[filler post to avoid an unpleasant number appearing in the "replies" column ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You've taught me well Sensei! One day I hope to truly emulate the art of getting banned!
Here is my secret fatality move: Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
That'll just about do it.
Of course, for real extra-banning power, have it morphing into you-know-who.
Posted by UTS on :
Time to kick back on a comfy couch, enjoy an ice-cold drink, and look back on 5555 posts.
Posted by Future on :
Congrats on the post milestone, UTS!
With the election over, I just have to know...did our new leader give you the position of Official Legion World Bouncer that you wanted??
Posted by UTS on :
Oh yeah.
[strikes a threatening pose]
No riff-raff! Posted by Varalent on :
Riff I can understand, but Raff's a cutie. Are you sure he can't stay? Posted by STU on :
Curious?
Ask.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Is the glass half full or half empty?
Is the doggie bowl half full or half empty?
What if there were no hypothetical situations, and what would be an example of that?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Curious?
Ask.
Where've you been, STU? Did a tornado carry you away?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
How's things? And what shape will you be taking in the near future?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Is the glass half full or half empty?
Is the doggie bowl half full or half empty?
What if there were no hypothetical situations, and what would be an example of that?
Yes.
Yes.
Precisely.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Curious?
Ask.
Where've you been, STU? Did a tornado carry you away?
I was spending all my time and energy trying to come up with a witty new name and avatar image for my return.
I failed.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: How's things? And what shape will you be taking in the near future?
I dunno. But not a pussy.
I am so over that scene.
Posted by Future on :
Perhaps some more questions will liven STU's day!
I know you're over the pussy scene, so what's your new scene?
Do you prefer the mountains or the ocean?
Would you like a hug?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
More importantly, will your new scene be obscene?
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
Ahh, If you guys only knew all the STUForms I remember... STUCommonColdVirus, STUGerbil, STUPuppy, STURat, STUChiaElephant, Ahh the memories...
But, if STU is looking for suggestions for a new form, well, I have a few...
STUHairball, STUGirraffeDropping, STUBentTrashCan, I could go on for days...
**Purr**
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: Perhaps some more questions will liven STU's day!
I know you're over the pussy scene, so what's your new scene?
Do you prefer the mountains or the ocean?
Would you like a hug?
Haven't decided yet. I'm experimenting with different things.
Both.
Sure. But no pussy!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: More importantly, will your new scene be obscene?
Undoubtedly.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Stoopid Cat: **Purr**
Ahh, If you guys only knew all the STUForms I remember... STUCommonColdVirus, STUGerbil, STUPuppy, STURat, STUChiaElephant, Ahh the memories...
But, if STU is looking for suggestions for a new form, well, I have a few...
STUHairball, STUGirraffeDropping, STUBentTrashCan, I could go on for days...
**Purr**
You know what they say... you only make fun of the ones you secretly like.
How's this bit of evidence I dredged up?
quote:Originally posted by Stoopid Cat: **Purr**
[Do I have to say nice things about STU to post in this thread?]
He's Okay, For a Dog!... Well actually more than Okay, but I didn't say that!
**Purr**
Posted by Varalent on :
Why haven't you changed to TUS?
Or TSU? Haven't tried those yet Posted by Future on :
for STU!
As a former leader, what're your thoughts about the LMBP's current government?
Also, what's your favorite color?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Why haven't you changed to TUS?
Or TSU? Haven't tried those yet
I know I can be wacky sometimes, but really! There are limits.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: for STU!
As a former leader, what're your thoughts about the LMBP's current government?
Also, what's your favorite color?
Thanks!
Better not say here in the open. They have spies everywhere.
BLU.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Future: for STU!
As a former leader, what're your thoughts about the LMBP's current government?
Also, what's your favorite color?
Thanks!
Better not say here in the open. They have spies everywhere.
BLU.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT!?!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ve haf vays off makink you talk!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
OH!
Never mind.
This isn't an External Affair (tm), so I don't have to give a Durlan's antenna about the whole thing.
Carry on.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
BTW, I hear ex-LW Leader speakers fees are quite the rage anymore.
$25,000 for speaking on Toonar... $10,000 just to smash a bottle of Silverale on the new Nova Express... $55,000 to read Gil'Dishpan poetry on Corvan IV... ah, the life of a retired potentate...
Posted by STU on :
5700!
I'll celebrate with a Fearless Leader (courtesy of SHAKES), and a book suggested by a fellow Legion Worlder.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
congrats!
Posted by STU on :
Thanks!
To celebrate this mini-milestone, I had a mug of chocolate milk and read a short story by Annie Proulx.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Congrats!
And this thread is about to hit a milestone too!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Did somebody say Milestone?!?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
700!!!
[ August 10, 2004, 08:56 AM: Message edited by: Loser Lad ]
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Now thats what I call timing.
So pleased to see the old timers can still do it Posted by Loser Lad on :
Once a milestone whore, always a milestone whore.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Months away and the first thing he does: milestone whore. Is there any better way for Loser Lad to return? Posted by Loser Lad on :
Well, yeah, but who has 60' of electrical cord and a kiddie pool full of pudding just lying around?!?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm sure that if Lardy were on right now, he probably would!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
You might just be right about that... *shudder*
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Loser Lad: 700!!!
You know... as a moderator on this board, I could just delete all the posts from 700 on, and retro-snatch this milestone... Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
How about....
600!!!!
Hmmm. this calls for a new signature line....
Posted by Loser Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: You know... as a moderator on this board, I could just delete all the posts from 700 on, and retro-snatch this milestone...
Heh, heh...you said "retro-snatch"...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
unshaven?
Posted by Trysexual Girl on :
I CHOOSE YOU! *tee hee* Posted by Future on :
What're you studying today, STU?
Posted by STU on :
Human anatomy, female.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Need a live model?
Posted by Trysexual Girl on :
We should creep up the old manse for Halloween this year, STU. Something like STU's Haunted Manse!
[ September 30, 2004, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: Trysexual Girl ]
Posted by STU on :
Wow! Sounds scary!
(Somebody hold me!) Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Only if you hold me.
Posted by STU on :
That's what all these arms are for!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Selected by Miss T to be featured for a day!
Posted by STU on :
I'm honored!
(Or, in keeping with the theme of this thread... I'm horrored! )
Posted by Trysexual Girl on :
Yay! I'll edit in a tidbit about your spooktacular October contribution with the Study, STU! Till then, I'll hold you! Posted by STU on :
What's this about October contributions? Maybe we could have a Halloween party in the ballroom.
quote:Originally posted by Trysexual Girl: Till then, I'll hold you!
But only for one day! Posted by Princess Perfectra on :
You should lend the manse out as a haunted house EVERY October to all of Legion World! STU's Spooktacular Ratfest!
STU! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've missed this place! It always through the best parties in the ball room, and a Halloween party might be in order!
Cool idea for a Haunted Mansion.
BTW Stuey, I'm moving back in to my old room
Now you need to start getting to SHAKES more!
Posted by Future on :
Awesome! Looks like this will be the hang-out come the end of the month for our space-rawking Halloween week.
I'd say it's nice to see you've dusted the place off, STU, but now that it's a mansion it looks more dismal and haunting than ever! I like it!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I already know what I'm going as.
Posted by Princess Perfectra on :
I'm going to be Miss Transylvania - a vampire! Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I'm going as a Gypsy, or perhaps a Gypsy Queen.
Everyone should tell everyone what there going as because it's going to suck if some dresses up in the same costume.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: I'm going as a Gypsy, or perhaps a Gypsy Queen.
Everyone should tell everyone what there going as because it's going to suck if some dresses up in the same costume.
Dang it!
I was planning on going as a Gypsy, or perhaps a Gypsy Queen.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: BTW Stuey, I'm moving back in to my old room
Um, that ultra-secret one in the basement, with all the leather... paraphernalia, and stuff? Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Hey, I was in there once, Cobie and I were just sitting there, he kept saying something about his mojo and it was nice because he kept telling me that I space-rawk, I don't know why he was being so nice?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: Hey, I was in there once,
There are actually a couple of secret chambers. Was it the one with the livestock, or the one with the cheerleader outfits? Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
It was like a boys locker room with jock straps everywhere.
Posted by STU on :
Oh, sorry about the mess -- that was actually the locker room for the professional magnoball team I own.
I'm like the Mark Cuban of LW!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
AAAAAAHHHHH, it's Mark Cuban, run for lives!!!
Who's Mark Cuban?
Posted by STU on :
He's a hotshot, self-made billionaire who now owns the Dallas Mavericks.
Posted by STU on :
I think I'm going to the Halloween Ball as a Hottie®.
Posted by Princess Perfectra on :
STUey I bet you're hotter than this Cuban fellow Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
That's the scariest Halloween's mask I have ever seen.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Perfectra: STUey I bet you're hotter than this Cuban fellow
Speaking of hot Cuban fellows, maybe this Halloween I'll come dressed as... Posted by Zombie STU on :
BOO.
(Looks like I found my costume.)
Posted by Future on :
Starting early, STU?
Posted by Trackstar on :
STU of the Dead is tres hot!
Posted by Zombie STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: Starting early, STU?
I think we should all be Halloween'ed up for the month of October!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oooo, scary zombie stu. Posted by Zombie STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Trackstar: STU of the Dead is tres hot!
And cold and clammy at the same time! Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Starting early works for me.
Posted by Trackstar on :
Y'all are certainly putting me in the spirit. But I wear a new costume every day, anyway.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
Best. HalloweenName. Ever.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
[MENACING GROWL] Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**HSST**
Just when you thought the mutt couldn't get any uglier, he goes and surprises you.
[ October 26, 2004, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: Stoopid Cat ]
Posted by Myriad on :
LW rivalries are so cute!
Posted by Pizzazz on :
STOOPID CAT. Did you do that to STU Pup?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Do you guys have any idea how beautiful this place is when it's not scarified for Hallowe'en. STU is a true connoisseur of fine furnishings. Look here. Posted by Zombie STU on :
Well, I did have advice from a top design expert. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Moi?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wasn't I the Minister of Taste during your administration?
Posted by Zombie STU on :
You are always the Minister of Taste, Semi. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well thanks, STU
Posted by ferroboy on :
I'm not sure why FC could possibly hate that beautiful dog!
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Fat Cramer, loves STU (I think), Stoopid Cat hates STU.
Posted by Myriad on :
I've complimented STUey on his vivid eye for detail before. I think he's tapped into some of his past lives and it feeds his imagination.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Oops, I'm confusing my cats! Well, I've always been more of a dog person.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Uh oh, we have more cats here than dogs.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Myriad: I've complimented STUey on his vivid eye for detail before. I think he's tapped into some of his past lives and it feeds his imagination.
*gasp*
Are you suggesting I have nine lives?
(Maybe I was a cat in a previous life?)
NAH!
Posted by Myriad on :
You don't like pussy cats?
Posted by Pizzazz on :
If you were, I'd love to pet your pussy.
Cat that is.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
Mrs Slocombe has a nice pussy, I've heard.
Posted by ferroboy on :
I like pussies, but I like dogs better.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
"Mr. Humphries, leave my pussy alone."
"The slightest sight of danger and my pussy's hair stands straight on end."
-Mrs. Slocombe
Posted by Myriad on :
I just don't get that show.
Are You Being Served, that is. Now what's the one with that Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) woman. That one's funny!
Posted by Myriad on :
I had a chow when I was a girl and I loved him immensely, but generally, I'm not a dog person.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
I'm going to set up a little Halloween shindig in the ballroom.
I'm sure a lot of folks will be out for All Hallows' Eve, but there will be refreshments and a live band, in case anyone wants to drop by.
The droids are putting up the decorations as we speak...
Posted by Myriad on :
What kinds of refreshments?
Posted by Zombie STU on :
There will be a delightful assortment of finger cookies to whet your appetite.
Followed by a five-corpse meal.
And, if you're thirsty, a Bloody Mary or two...
Posted by Myriad on :
I'll bring the Pizza rolls. Posted by Zombie STU on :
You go, ghoul!
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
quote:Originally posted by Myriad: I just don't get that show.
Are You Being Served, that is.
That show is about as old-school as Brit comedies get. Some bits are funny. Some are downright embarassing, like the Minstrel Show music numbers.
Posted by Rapture on :
That show is hilarious, especially the ridiculous music numbers. I laugh so hard I cry.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
I've set out a couple of tables of candy and chocolate -- help yourselves!
Posted by ferroboy on :
I don't usually indulge, but I think I can make an exception for Halloween.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Mmmm candy. Somebody save me. I have no willpower around candy.
[ October 31, 2004, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Zombie STU on :
Mmmmm... delicious, handcrafted chocolate from Belgium... doesn't this look good?? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
My mom told me not to talk to men like you.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
[STU samples one of the delicious chocolates; a blissful look crosses his face; he looks at Semi out of the corner of his eye to see whether Semi is tempted]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Zombie STU: Mmmmm... delicious, handcrafted chocolate from Belgium... doesn't this look good??
I actually just had this about a week ago for the first time! (My boss was in Belgium). Very cool that you mention it, Stu!
It's reeeeeeeeeeally good Semi...in case you were hungry... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You too, Cobie? Mom was right.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
Et tu, Cobe? Posted by Zombie STU on :
Plus, not to mention the warm, homemade gingerbread...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Which would go down really smooth with this cidar...
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Boy, good thing I'm here to save Semi from this peril.
<grabs chocolates>
Posted by ferroboy on :
Semi, I think Cobie is just a tease. He entices you with that chocolate but you just know it's never going anywhere. Well, not with us guys, anyway.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just as well, just as well.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
Cobie and I are co-owners of Chocolatte, so I get to sample his chocolate all the time -- and vice versa! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Posted by STU Cat on :
Meow!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh great - now we're going to have to suffer through pages and pages of bad puns. Might as well get it started. Who's first?
[ November 01, 2004, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Queen Connie on :
Meow?
Sniff...
Mrowwwwww!*
Smells more like a cross between a dog & a rat!
Posted by Comet King on :
What's going on here?!
I thought it was going to be a thread full of pictures of our pet cats!
...but it isn't. Posted by ferroboy on :
You can start that by posting a picture of your cat! And maybe STU will post that cat he's going to be watching soon.
Posted by STU Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by Queen Connie: Meow?
Sniff...
Mrowwwwww!*
Smells more like a cross between a dog & a rat!
Stop sniffing my butt! Posted by STU Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: You can start that by posting a picture of your cat! And maybe STU will post that cat he's going to be watching soon.
Sadly, the cat is male.
Since becoming feline, I've been hoping to have the company of a sexy female cat soon... Posted by Pizzazz on :
quote:Originally posted by STU Cat:
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: You can start that by posting a picture of your cat! And maybe STU will post that cat he's going to be watching soon.
Sadly, the cat is male.
Since becoming feline, I've been hoping to have the company of a sexy female cat soon...
Darn, I'm only sexy and a female.
Posted by STU Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by Pizzazz: Darn, I'm only sexy and a female.
Well, maybe if you ticked off Stoopid Cat, he'll use that Tiger God Avatar to cast a curse on you too...
[ November 01, 2004, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: STU Cat ]
Posted by Pizzazz on :
No way! You can find another way.
Posted by Rapture on :
The puppy's a pussy now, well I always liked petting kitties.
Posted by STU Cat on :
[nervous] This is really going to be a cat house tomorrow... [/nervous]
Hope I'm a good surrogate dad...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Good luck with Kittyzilla tomorrow STU. Remember, two months from now, after Kittyzilla has gone home, you'll be Still Tidying Up.
Posted by STU Cat on :
I hope not!
Although I've caused a kitty accident before just by touching a cat... I hope I don't have to avoid all physical contact in order to keep things clean...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<eats Stu's food from his fridge>
I'm sure glad Stu hasn't minded now that I've moved back in with Space Tart and my Supergirl Robot. Hm...better make sure I take *enough* food for myself...Stu can always buy more!
Posted by STU Cat on :
With Space Tart *and* your Supergirl Robot?
And they're OK with that arrangement?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Um...do you think I should ask them? Posted by STU Cat on :
I dunno....
Haven't either of them noticed yet?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, Spacey thinks she's our new maid, and the S-Girl robot doesn't realize that it's not normal yet...I kinda thought I'd just ride this one out... Posted by Pizzazz on :
This must be the beginning of the downfall of Cobalt's marriage.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
If it hasn't fallen apart yet after everything he's pulled, it's for eternity.
Posted by STU Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Well, Spacey thinks she's our new maid
Is that why she's wearing that cute French maid's outfit...? Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Well, Spacey thinks she's our new maid, and the S-Girl robot doesn't realize that it's not normal yet...I kinda thought I'd just ride this one out...
I think you've got a very sweet deal going on here. One's your wife and the other thinks she is(?). And they're both hotties. Yeah, milk if for all you can.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
PIGS!
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Pizzazz: PIGS!
And you have a problem with that? This sort of thing is every man's dream!
Posted by Pizzazz on :
And that's why ever man is a pig.
Viva La Feminism and Castration!
Posted by ferroboy on :
No no no! I don't go that way! Besides, with me, women should hardly care who I'm with.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
But you still want two of them.
Posted by ferroboy on :
I've _had_ two of them. It's not necessarily all it's cracked up to be but the fantasy is fun.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
I could strangle you, you two timing weasle person.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Two-timing? Not exactly the situation when everyone's in the room together.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
This is it, I declare that until Cobalt stops fooling around and decides to sleep with me, the future marriage is off.
Posted by STU Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: I've _had_ two of them.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The decision = yes, please Posted by Pizzazz on :
You have to stop fooling around before you can sleep with me, Cobie, I'll be in my bedroom.
Posted by ferroboy on :
I don't know, Cobalt. I think you should get everything you can. When (if?) your luck runs out you can go for Pizzaz.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: I don't know, Cobalt. I think you should get everything you can. When (if?) your luck runs out you can go for Pizzaz.
IF, go for...!
Well if that's how you think of me Cobalt KID, then that's just fine, have your menage a trois, I will take myself somewhere else.
You can thank you little "acolyte" for this little revelation.
Posted by ferroboy on :
I'm not an acolyte - I just believe in taking advantage of the situation at hand.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
And when things blow over all he will have is his hand, now, my heart is crushed, I will go drink my troubles away, at SHAKES.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Aw, Pizzy, don’t worry! I’m not the cad you think I am!
Is that your bedroom? Mm…it smells really good!
Posted by STU Cat on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Aw, Pizzy, don’t worry! I’m not the cad you think I am!
Maybe the name of this thread should be changed to "STU's Cad House"... Posted by Pizzazz on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Aw, Pizzy, don’t worry! I’m not the cad you think I am!
Is that your bedroom? Mm…it smells really good!
That's the new "arousing men" scented candle you smell. It came with this (whips open robe to reveal her little teddy).
But I geuss the only one who will enjoy this is my kitty. Come here STU Cat, I'll scratch behind your ears.
Good Night, Cobie. (shuts the door)
Posted by STU Cat on :
Purr! Posted by Pizzazz on :
(excessive purring and laughter is heard behind the door)
Posted by ferroboy on :
Y'know, Cobalt, Space Tart _has_ been suspiciously absent. Maybe it's time to take advantage of the immediate offer.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
(flirtatiously)Oh stop, you clever kitten.
(purring and giggling continue)
[ November 11, 2004, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: Pizzazz ]
Posted by ferroboy on :
Aw, Pizzaz, I can't be too mean to you before caving in. I figured I'd give you and Cobie a little push.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Cobie's a great guy, but he's married and I'm, well frankly I'm horny, but I'm not sleeping with another woman's man. I'm sure if he was rich and I was poor, but when have I ever need money. He's going to have to straighten up and fly right, in other words, DIVORCE COURT!
Posted by ferroboy on :
Divorce Court, eh? Will it be televised?
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Don't know, as long as I get it in writing then I'm fine.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Do we have any judges on Legion World? If not, I'll feel free to appoint myself to the position.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
You've studied litigation?
[ November 12, 2004, 12:44 AM: Message edited by: Pizzazz ]
Posted by ferroboy on :
Er, sure. Yep, definitely! Note that I've already made the self-appointment for the position.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Maybe Quis should be the judge, he is our most successful lawyer. You can be the recorder, the pays minimum wage.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Bah! I've got my own dry cleaning business. Who needs minimum wage? Besides, didn't you say Libras were supposed to be judgmental?
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Yes, but have you studied amendments, cases, clauses, the basic human rights of the system?
Besides, you didn't even know you where supposed to be a good judge until I told you so.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Spacey and I have a...*different* relationship than most others. We're pretty open about other people 'swinging' on by if you catch my drift.
It's too bad really. I was going to give Pizzy one of my patented back massages.
*In-joke time: Last time I gave one of those, Outdoor Miner ended up having to find a robot future world conquerer!*
Pizzy sure was lookin' hoooooOOOOOOooot though Posted by Pizzazz on :
It's ok, we all know it's your lost. Yep.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Man, is my back stiff.
*Hint*
Posted by Pizzazz on :
If you double your *hint* you might get double the action, Cobie's been known to be generous.
[ November 12, 2004, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Pizzazz ]
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Well, now that Cobie has decided to remain married, I geuss I should trash some of the stuff I bought for him.
Let's see, the whip, handcuffs, edible chocolate body paint and panties, I don't think I'll need this leather bra...what else did I get?
[ November 12, 2004, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: Pizzazz ]
Posted by ferroboy on :
Er, you could donate them to charity, couldn't you? I think Lad Boy might like them. Or maybe someone else... Well, you can trash the bra.
Posted by Kent on :
Well, P, since you've gone to so much trouble, it'd be a shame to not fine a use...
Y'know, you're looking fine tonight! Buy ya a drink?
Posted by STU Cat on :
Sure, I never refuse a drink from anyone!
[takes the drink from Kent eagerly]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Pizzazz: Well, now that Cobie has decided to remain married, I geuss I should trash some of the stuff I bought for him.
Or, you could hold the greatest garage sale Legion World has ever seen.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Hah, I knew it! I had a sneaking suspicion that Pizzaz's cast-offs would be in huge demand on Legion World.
Posted by STU Cat on :
Well, who among us can't honestly say that they need more green wigs and purple eye shadow?
Posted by ferroboy on :
Well, sure, but _only_ because I might need a disguise. I'm not Lord Fanny, you know.
[ November 12, 2004, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: ferroboy ]
Posted by Rainmaker on :
That's Pizzazz's natural hair color, but she's gone, why because I SAID SO. That and she said there were more stores on Earth then LegionWorld.
Posted by Lady Van Tassel on :
I think people shall enjoy the magic users returns, too much animosity here without us.
Posted by Kent on :
ain't nothin like a witchy woman!
enchante, m'Lady Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Viv! I missed my black magic woman!
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
(with a look that resembles a deer in headlights)
I haven't touched the black magics.
Posted by Lady Van Tassel on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: (with a look that resembles a deer in headlights)
I haven't touched the black magics.
You make the black magics seem like a bad thing.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Only when they are used for EVIL, which is ALL THE TIME.
Speaking of the devious, I know a perfect spell to manipulate the mind of... Posted by ferroboy on :
I also missed Viviane! She was so sweet to be when I started posting here. *sniff* But, um, I'm thinking Cobie better watch out for whatever spell Viv has in mind.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Who says I won't be casting my spells on you?
Posted by ferroboy on :
Er, um...yeah, ok.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
I could turn you into a woman.
Posted by STU Cat on :
Gender-swapping on the MMB?
Been there, done that. Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
Dumb dog.
I see no cats in here, just horny humans.
**Purr**
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Cat, insulting STU is beneath you, but if you insist it will be you that I cast my spell on, how good is that bark of yours.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Stoopid Cat, that's just mean! STU undergoes a species shift and you still shun him?
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
SC is just bitter.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Oh, and Viv, I really don't want to be a woman! It seems I went through all this with Pizzaz and her castration fixation.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
OH! Remind me to give that back to Loser Lad.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Poor, Lou. Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
I said I'd give it back, it's only been two months.
Posted by ferroboy on :
That's two months longer than I'd like.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
I had to use some for a spell. I hope he doesn't mind the inch and a half.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Like I said: "Poor Lou". Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
He'll be fine.
(Lou's #### glows and is reattached)
I gave him a couple extra inches so I won't get yelled at, he'll have to buy bigger pants, though.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Wow, I guess it all worked out in the end. Kind of like a fairy tale.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
What fairy tales have you been reading?
Posted by ferroboy on :
The pre-Disney-ified ones.
Posted by STU on :
I'm going to curl up with a good book in front of the fireplace, and enjoy my 7000th post on Legion World.
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
What happened to "STU's Cat House"??? Is this one of those "re-boot" things or an alternate timeline?? Posted by ferroboy on :
Damn reboots! Just when you think you're safe until next month...
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Everybody reboots, it's the latest fad.
Posted by ferroboy on :
As long as I don't reboot as ferrogirl, I'm ok. Unfortunately, I think I'm rebooting dead. Posted by Brainiac68 on :
What we need is a 12 issue maxi series event to tie up all of the continuity threads into one nice little timeline. And, on a personal note, I don't think it's fair that Ferro always has to be the red-shirted anonymous security guy. Raw deal, Ironhead. Posted by dedman on :
eh, i'll die in yer place ferro, its not like i won't rerise anyways....wait a sec that was my power as cannonfodder boy.......never mind belay that order!!!!!
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
TOO LATE!
Posted by ferroboy on :
Yay, I'm saved! Woo-hoo!
Posted by dedman on :
well now i'm bollocking viciously f###ed aren't i
Posted by ferroboy on :
If you can convince Cobie to divorce Space Tart, thus making Viv happy, I'm sure you could be saved somehow.
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
Wait. I think there's a Proty or two lying around somewhere. You'll be good as new in no time, ded. Posted by ferroboy on :
Or will he? We all know how this turned out 5 Years Later.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
The only way to save dedman is to have him sleep and pleasure a hundred female virgins, by sunrise.
Posted by ferroboy on :
See, dedman, there's hope for you yet!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm...I just happen to have 100 female virgins handy...
OK, fine, so they're not all virgins...
And Viv, I thought we already settled it? You, me, Space Tart and the Supergirl robot will all share this section of Stu's house? No? Bad idea? Why are you looking at me like that?
Help?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I don't understand this thread anymore. Could you please provide me a synopsis of relevant points? And, oh yes ... please have it on my desk by 3 o'clock this afternoon. Thanks so much.
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I don't understand this thread anymore. Could you please provide me a synopsis of relevant points? And, oh yes ... please have it on my desk by 3 o'clock this afternoon. Thanks so much.
i'd like to but i'm very busy at the moment picking cherries Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
unless you are referring to that OTHER thread.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm...I just happen to have 100 female virgins handy...
OK, fine, so they're not all virgins...
And Viv, I thought we already settled it? You, me, Space Tart and the Supergirl robot will all share this section of Stu's house? No? Bad idea? Why are you looking at me like that?
Help?
You want to be female virgin, Cobie?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: And Viv, I thought we already settled it? You, me, Space Tart and the Supergirl robot will all share this section of Stu's house? No? Bad idea? Why are you looking at me like that?
Please tell me you don't actually think you can have Space Tart, a Supergirl robot, and a hundred female virgins in my house, and not expect to compensate me in some fashion... Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm...I just happen to have 100 female virgins handy...
OK, fine, so they're not all virgins...
And Viv, I thought we already settled it? You, me, Space Tart and the Supergirl robot will all share this section of Stu's house? No? Bad idea? Why are you looking at me like that?
Help?
You want to be female virgin, Cobie?
Ah, I see you've met Homecoming Queen... Posted by ferroboy on :
Just say "No", Cobie! Between castration and gender-switching...frankly, I'm scared of Viv.
STU, I think you get "sloppy seconds". Posted by STU on :
If Cobie thinks I'm going to be left with sloppy seconds, then he's forgotten that I have as much power as Viv, if not more... Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: Just say "No", Cobie! Between castration and gender-switching...frankly, I'm scared of Viv.
STU, I think you get "sloppy seconds".
Let's see, I rule an Island that's in a different dimension, I am the link to the Mother Goddess, I'm a demi-goddess by virtue High Priestesshood and being the Lady of the Lake, my body is over 1,500 years old (at yet I look younger then most people her, except for IB), my essence was created by the Fires of Creation, I died two months ago and resurrected myself, and I just the great evil from invading Legion World (though that's hush hush) and I am one of the only women to evade Cobalt's charm.
Oh, yeah, be scared.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Yes, but Cobie's trying to help keep dedman alive. He has to pleasure 100 female virgins. What a sacrifice! Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: If Cobie thinks I'm going to be left with sloppy seconds, then he's forgotten that I have as much power as Viv, if not more...
I was created to bring magic in the Universe, I severly doubt.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: Yes, but Cobie's trying to help keep dedman alive. He has to pleasure 100 female virgins. What a sacrifice!
The boy needs a good sweat. Exfoliates the skin.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane:
quote:Originally posted by STU: If Cobie thinks I'm going to be left with sloppy seconds, then he's forgotten that I have as much power as Viv, if not more...
I was created to bring magic in the Universe, I severly doubt.
Yes, but I'm a moderator of the MMB...
[ November 18, 2004, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by ferroboy on :
I got the feeling dedman was skinless.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I live to serve!
And Stuey, I figured the owner of this place would be helping fix this 'virgin mission' with at least half of the ladies...
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane:
quote:Originally posted by STU: If Cobie thinks I'm going to be left with sloppy seconds, then he's forgotten that I have as much power as Viv, if not more...
I was created to bring magic in the Universe, I severly doubt.
Yes, but I'm a moderator of the MMB...
Well, you can kiss my grits!
Posted by Brainiac68 on :
Hey, did someone mention a Supergirl robot?
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Yes, she's acutally a STU bot with a wig. It disturbs me that Cobalt got so much pleasue out of it.
[ November 18, 2004, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: HighPriestess Viviane ]
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: I got the feeling dedman was skinless.
naw i'm just really skinny
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: Well, you can kiss my grits!
I love grits (especially with cheese)... Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Well, you can't have my cheese.
Posted by ferroboy on :
How about your milk?
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
If that is an innuendo, then that's disgusting, but if not, I can poor you a glass.
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: If that is an innuendo, then that's disgusting, but if not, I can poor you a glass.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: If that is an innuendo, then that's disgusting, but if not, I can poor you a glass.
What's disgusting? I had mother's milk as a baby!
But a glass of regular milk will do.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Are we still talking about sex? If so, I'm in! Posted by Kent on :
There you go again-- milking it for all its worth.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Are we still talking about sex? If so, I'm in!
Yes, and since it involves females, that should perk things up for you. Also, it's Viv under discussion here which should really hold you interest.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: Well, you can't have my cheese.
That's OK; I'm lactose intolerant anyway. Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Are we still talking about sex? If so, I'm in!
Yes, and since it involves females, that should perk things up for you. Also, it's Viv under discussion here which should really hold you interest.
You discuss me. If I was plotting a takeover I would understand, but you talk about me and my large breasts, thin waist, long legs, model face, and silk crimson hair for the heck of it. You boys need some sex or something.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Is that an offer? Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Is that an offer?
I refuse to buy anyone a hooker.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane:
You discuss me. If I was plotting a takeover I would understand, but you talk about me and my large breasts, thin waist, long legs, model face, and silk crimson hair for the heck of it. You boys need some sex or something. [/QUOTE]
Well, of course we need sex! That's a constant. But I get enough that I'm not just discussing it as an alternative.
And, Viv, your description of yourself surely won't help anyone around here!
Posted by dedman on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: I refuse to buy anyone a hooker. [/QB]
how about you just rent me one?
Posted by ferroboy on :
How about a willing hottie?
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: How about a willing hottie?
What a generous offer! If you've got an extra, I'll take her!
Posted by STU on :
Me too!
As owner of this property, I require a 1/3 share of everything. Posted by dedman on :
Hottie handouts now? well sign me up!!!
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
THERE WILL BE NO HOTTIE HANDOUTS! Either go to your nearest red light district (i.e. the Hootchie Hut or the Security Ofiice) or give yourselves a hand.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Don't worry, boys, I've got hotties to go around!
Viv, there's even one for you that has it's own set of hands. Posted by Kent on :
Awright!
I claim dibs on the cutest redhead!
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
As a red head (more crimson) I am appalled, I want none of you manufactured hotties.
Posted by Kent on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: As a red head (more crimson) I am appalled, I want none of you manufactured hotties.
manufactured? I was hoping YOU'd be my hottie.
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
I'd gladly, but I do not belong to Sir Iron Head, so there is no need to ask him, dear.
Posted by Kent on :
My ploy was to use his offer to lure you out into the debate, my dear.
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestess Viviane: As a red head (more crimson) I am appalled, I want none of you manufactured hotties.
You're beautiful when you're angry. Perhaps I can get you steaming via alternate means?
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
~flashes a fireball~
Maybe I can get you smokin' hot.
Posted by Kent on :
oh, baby!
we may need to sneak away where the young'ns can't pry...
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Oh, KENT!
YES! YES! YES!
MORE! MORE!
I NEED YOU!
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Ha ha ha...
Oh, Kent, you make me laugh.
Posted by Kent on :
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Why are you grinning so big?
Posted by ferroboy on :
Manufactured hotties? Hmm...I _could_ go that route, sure, but I was thinking of flesh-n-blood hotties. But I see I don't need to set up Kent and Viv at the moment.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Oh, and speaking of manufactured hotties, my new Miss Terious and Sir Prize suits of armors can be made into bots if necessary. But rather than go with the original look of those suits, I decided they should look more like those who wore them. So instead of dull gray you get platinum blonde hair on a curvacious body and a studly guy in purple costume (comes with or without beard).
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm...I just ended a relationship with a robot, is it wise to start another...?
Posted by Kent on :
ask the experts at MatchBotCom.
[ November 23, 2004, 09:50 AM: Message edited by: Kent ]
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm...I just ended a relationship with a robot, is it wise to start another...?
Poor, Cobie, are you always so conflicted.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm...I just ended a relationship with a robot, is it wise to start another...?
I can't believe you stood up Giant Robotic Lesbian.
Boy, are you in for it now...! Posted by Kent on :
Cobie, I've arranged for you to be Gilligan on the Super Gilligan's Island of Space with Robotic Mary Anne and Robotic Ginger.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm...I just ended a relationship with a robot, is it wise to start another...?
Yes, it is. In fact, since my bots only mimic feelings, you don't have to worry about the jealousy issue when you inevitable grow tired of them. I only wish I had the Dox skill to give my bots true feelings.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm...I just ended a relationship with a robot, is it wise to start another...?
I can't believe you stood up Giant Robotic Lesbian.
Boy, are you in for it now...!
...um, well, you see, I thought she was still mad about my comments on Thelma and Louise...
quote:Originally posted by Kent: Cobie, I've arranged for you to be Gilligan on the Super Gilligan's Island of Space with Robotic Mary Anne and Robotic Ginger.
Awesome! Robotic Ginger is hot!
And Semi, tell Babette that I plan on taking her out to a nice robotic dinner this weekend, to show her that she's still my fave robotic cutie Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'll tell Babette that, Cobie. You do know that Babette has a boyfriend, don't you?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I don't believe I've met him. Someone I know?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
No, none of us have ever met him. But she has mentioned him before, dashing STU's hopes at the same time.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm...that seems like a clever ploy to make Stu jealous. I thought I noticed some tension between them before...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
No, I think Babette's on the level. I have a unique insight into her motivations. Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: No, none of us have ever met him. But she has mentioned him before, dashing STU's hopes at the same time.
Maybe her boyfriend is a STUbot?
Anyway, if Babette is truly taken, I might just have to content myself with a Cobot in drag (after fortifying myself with a bracing bi-beer)...
Posted by dedman on :
didn't we ban the bi-beer after the great orgy incident 2 years ago?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
a cobot? Does it come with a Sabres jersey?
Posted by STU on :
Just to be safe, I'm going to take away the Cobot's optional hockey stick accessory and set it to "non-belligerent" mode.
I'm not that into the rough stuff...
Posted by antacidlass on :
a Cobot hmmmm......i could use one of those and it can keep the hockey stick Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I hope Cobot isn't the son of myself and the Supergirl Robot...who knows what evil it might have within it?
And besides, wouldn't it be more fun to try the real thing? Posted by STU on :
Been there, done that.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
...and the whole world suffered from it... Posted by dedman on :
maybe she just prefers mechanical devices Posted by STU on :
That's what the STUbots are for.
Posted by ferroboy on :
OK, if Supergirl bots are really STUbots then what are CM3 bots?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: OK, if Supergirl bots are really STUbots then what are CM3 bots?
kinky!!!
Posted by ferroboy on :
Oh! Then I really have to thank Cobie for sending me one. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If I had something to do with it, you can bet that the kinkiness level is very high!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
So is STU's mansion open again?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And is the kinkiness level still incredibly high?
Posted by STU on :
Would you really be here if it weren't?
(Coming soon: the secret origin of STU.)
Posted by STU on :
After a series of polymorphic spells backfired horribly, the sorcerer known as Iron Rat can now change form into any number of animals simply by shouting the appropriate magic word.
To turn into Puppy STU, for example, he simply intones the word "STUDOG," thereby gaining:
LaSsie's loyalty Tramp's street smarts Underdog's power Scooby-Doo's courage and appetite SnOopy's ability to balance on top of a doghouse and speak with birds Gromit's ingenuity
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Wow, Mr. STU, Sir, you have such a fantastic place here... But one of those puppies must be really big, 'cause one of 'em left a great big pile in the middle of that room with the fancy carpets, and it's all green and stinky... Whew!
Almost like it was dropped by a ChiaElephant, or somethin' like that.
Posted by STU on :
"Green" and stinky? Now that you mention it, that kind of looks like the product of a green energy ring...
And where's the Legion World janitor to clean up this mess, anyway?! Posted by STU on :
Update: The Bard's Revenge has been added to the book of drink recipes in The Redwood Room on page 3 of this thread.
Cheers!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thanks STU. I'm sure page 3 of STU's Surreal Estate will be the most visited location on LW.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I know I visit it far more than page 44, which has a naked picture of GRL and myself at Stu's summer '04 pajama party...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You made me look!
Posted by STU on :
You made me look too! Posted by STU on :
*hic*
I'm a little tipsy... have had one of every drink on page 3...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Great name for a bar, Page 3....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Don't give him any ideas when he's in this state.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
why compete with SHAKES? It could only end uglier than a pregnant third grader.
Posted by STU on :
1000 posts!
I'll celebrate by having a Bard's Revenge...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Congratulations on 1000 posts to STU's homeland thread.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
"STU's homeland" - makes STU sound like a Fable. Which he is, of course.
Posted by Tempest on :
Yay for a 1000 posts!!!!
!!!!
!!!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Der Estaten Zurrealtich STUen vill last ein tousant yahrs!
Posted by STU on :
Goodnight, Legion World.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And Good Luck.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! This place is so... I've been exploring some of the rooms...
I didn't know...
OH.MY.GOD!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
um... should young girls be exploring STU's rooms unchapperoned?
Posted by STU on :
Certainly not!
All girls in the Mansion should be chaperoned by me personally...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, in that case Mr. STU, could you please show me that room in the basement that Mr. Lash found on page 14.
Posted by STU on :
Um, would your Grampa approve?
I've met him, and he seems like a fierce old man who's just looking for an excuse to (try to) kick someone's ass!
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I'm positive that he would approve of you giving me a personal tour.
You being the Icon you are and all...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That's how the beginning of most scary movies start out, EG! But I've been trying to find that room myself, so let me know how it goes!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: That's how the beginning of most scary movies start out, EG!
STU giving someone a personal tour?
Posted by STU on :
Yes.
(And, like some scary movies, these tours often end up in the shower... )
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, does that mean, you're a dirty old man?
I might help you clean up, a bit.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Yes.
(And, like some scary movies, these tours often end up in the shower... )
Like Janet Leigh in "Psycho"? (or Anne Heche in the 1998 remake)... Posted by Everyday Girl on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Yes.
(And, like some scary movies, these tours often end up in the shower... )
Ohmygod, There's like thirty seven different showers in this place, which one did you have in mind?
I kinda like like the waterfall one down in the basement next to that room you promised to show me. The one with the like heated pool and enclosed playboy mansion grottos.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm...this reminds me too much of Outdoor Miner's nemesis, Golden Shower. She hasn't attacked in awhile, like all mediocre seventies comics, the mere mention of her might lead to her attacking...
[ November 18, 2005, 07:40 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
OH.MY.GOD. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Yucky, Stinky, Nasty... {shudder} Gross! {shudder}
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Trust EG, its as bad as all that. I remember the time she had poor Icey captured for days...
*shudder*
I won't even tell you the time we fought in the snowy mountains of Xanadu. Golden Shower + snowy mountains = not a good time.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I think I need a real shower, just from talking about that.
I wonder where Mr. STU is...
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Yes.
(And, like some scary movies, these tours often end up in the shower... )
Like Janet Leigh in "Psycho"? (or Anne Heche in the 1998 remake)...
The better one... Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Yes.
(And, like some scary movies, these tours often end up in the shower... )
Ohmygod, There's like thirty seven different showers in this place, which one did you have in mind?
I kinda like like the waterfall one down in the basement next to that room you promised to show me. The one with the like heated pool and enclosed playboy mansion grottos.
Aren't the grottos nifty? I especially like the one called "Fiji Fantasy"... the air is infused with the scent of fresh papayas and passion fruit, and you can hear the sound of exotic bird calls in the distance...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I must have missed that grotto. Would you show it to me, Please?
Posted by STU on :
That's an adults-only grotto... I'm not sure if you're old enough.
Could I see some ID, please?
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, I turn 18 one month from today...
So, I'm Legion World Legal!
According to Mr. Cobalt, anyway...
[ November 19, 2005, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by STU on :
I enter the library and close the heavy door behind.
Through the open window, a lively breeze announces spring.
Leather armchair and reliable typewriter: time to start my memoirs.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
ohhhhh I wanna read!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Just don't let Cobie spell-check.
Posted by STU on :
Wow, it's a bit dusty in here.
[cough]
Anyhoo...
A conversation I had at Comic-Con prompted me to take a little trip down memory lane. I was noting the irony of being so camera-shy, yet likely holding the distinction of being the LWer who has met the largest number of other MB posters in real life. After going through my mental files, I realized that I have met 39 MB folks over the years (or more, if I've forgotten anyone).
Of that 39...
35 currently post, or have posted in the relatively recent past, on LW.
6 are individuals I've met on two separate occasions.
5 are individuals I've met on three separate occasions.
6 are individuals I've met on four or more separate occasions (aren't you tired of me yet!).
6 are individuals whose home I've visited.
7 are individuals I've only met in a non-comic convention setting.
2 are individuals who, as far as I know, have not met anyone else from the MBs.
Why do I get the feeling that more people have seen my face than would be the case if I'd just posted my photo here?? (Not that that means I'm going to... I'm just sayin'...)
Posted by Pov on :
You all got the STU photos I PM'ed you, right?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You could at least have marked them NSFW...
Posted by Pov on :
ooooops.... Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Wow, it's a bit dusty in here.
[cough]
Anyhoo...
A conversation I had at Comic-Con prompted me to take a little trip down memory lane. I was noting the irony of being so camera-shy, yet likely holding the distinction of being the LWer who has met the largest number of other MB posters in real life. After going through my mental files, I realized that I have met 39 MB folks over the years (or more, if I've forgotten anyone).
Methinks you must be forgetting a few.
My list is 42 (not counting professionals, except for Mechana), and as far as I know there are only a few I've met that you haven't (I'm sure your exclusives trump mine), and Miner's list has got to be longer than mine.
If you're going to keep your title, recount, dammit, recount!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Will there be a new Space Race to see who can meet the most LWers by the end of the decade? And will there be bonus points for whomever scores meeting me first?
Posted by STU on :
I'm only counting people who've seen me inebriated.
Posted by Pov on :
We've shared a drink, but I've not seen you drunk... Posted by STU on :
Then how could you have taken those horrible, revealing photos...? Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Didn't you loan him your camera?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
10 are individuals I've met on two separate occasions.
3 are individuals I've met on three separate occasions.
5 are individuals I've met on four or more separate occasions(2 four times, 3 five times)
4 are individuals whose homes I've visited (but only 3 households are involved).
3 are individuals I've only met in a non-comic convention setting, but I've met (or re-met) 12 of you in non-comics settings (a couple of you several times).
1 individual who, as far as I know, has not met anyone else from the MBs (except for a significant other he has since recruited into using one of his alts). (another 1 I share only with Abin, and one I share with Cali and Miner).
9 of whom I have crossed state lines with (two multiple times).
10 of you I've met at airports (6 for the first time).
for 5 of us, our first meetings were at bars/restaurants.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: I'm only counting people who've seen me inebriated.
that removes certain thresholds of certainty... not to mention multiple visions of the same people.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Didn't you loan him your camera?
No!
But, come to think of it, there was something distinctly odd about the oil painting that was hanging in the shower at Pov's place...
Posted by Pov on :
And I slipped you that rufie, HELLOOOoo!! Posted by STU on :
I thought there was something weird about that "red potato" pizza you kept pushing! Now I know!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
That... wasn't...a....pizza....
Posted by Pov on :
MMMmmmm, I've gotta have Mom pick me up one o' them... Posted by Lard Lad on :
Nummy!
Er? Uh-oh!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
STU, remember that night at Pov's where we both slept over? You don't remember?
Gooooooood...Gooooooood... Posted by Pov on :
Posted by ActorLad on :
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Posted by STU on :
It wasn't an eye that was lost that night... [I was informed that this was "in poor taste"]
[ August 07, 2008, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Iron Rat on :
There seems to be a slip of paper posted in STU's office... looks like a shopping list or something.
It says:
Penguin Shark Giant Squid Beaver Rat Fox (or Foxlike Creature) Cat (male) Cat (female) Ceej
What do all of these have in common? How very, very odd...
[ August 25, 2008, 08:41 PM: Message edited by: Iron Rat ]
Posted by StuRat on :
Wow, these are nice digs. Definitely posher than my place on the DC boards!
But this... list seems to confirm my suspicions.
Posted by Iron Rat on :
I know... it's troubling, isn't it? We should find STU-W right away.
Posted by STU-W on :
[STU-W darts in, quickly crosses off something on a slip of paper, and then disappears.]
Penguin Shark Giant Squid Beaver Rat Fox (or Foxlike Creature) Cat (male) Cat (female) Ceej Posted by StuRat on :
This has gone far enough! My Board-W counterpart has seemingly slipped toward the dark side, and is abducting Legion Worlders to put into some kind of stew. He has to be stopped! I know he's around here somewhere...
And where is my Board-E counterpart? He's apparently gone off the deep end, as well, taking advantage of the Crisis situation to impose martial law on the MMB and punish those he deems "morally corrupt." I need to do something...
Aha! There you are...
Posted by STU-W on :
Yes! Here I am.
And I'm done wasting time trying to gather the ingredients for my stew one by one. I'm going to cast a massive spell that will bring them all here, and drop them into this cauldron in one fell swoop!
And no one can stop me!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Not so fast! Your reign of terror ends tonight!
Yes, I know what's going on here... it's that Figure in the Shadows, isn't it? The one that escaped from the Banned-'Em Zone after the Blacklight Posters had already been released!
I saw the security tapes... I know the Figure circled back around and "jumped" into the body of one of the nads-kicked LWers!
Yes, STU-W, I know you've been possessed all along... and now it's time to evict your tenant!
[Legatus Ferrous Rodentus takes out a small device and points it at STU-W]
Posted by STU-W on :
What... what is... Is that a Banned-'Em Zone projector?
You fool! Do you really mean to send me -- your own parallel board twin -- into the Banned-'Em Zone for eternity?
You wouldn't dare!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
This is no ordinary Banned-'Em Zone projector!
I've been working on it these last couple of days... It's been specially modified to extract an evil entity from its host, and then send the entity into the Zone while leaving the host safe on this side.
Posted by StuRat on :
That's ingenious!
But... I thought the power had gone to your head. You were sending innocent LWers to the potato mines, for cryin' out loud!
What's been going on? What's with all the Roman, legatus-this, ferrous-rodentus-that business?
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
That was all a ruse, my Board-D counterpart!
See, I knew the Figure in the Shadows is drawn to weakness -- physical and mental. I knew that that was why it was able to possess STU-W... he was suffering from the physical shock of having been nads-kicked, and was thus supremely vulnerable.
With STU-W having the largest, most impressive nads of any of the LWers present at the time, it was only natural for the Figure to "jump" into him -- and attempt to use him to carry out its nefarious plan to take over LW!
I knew I needed to offer the Figure an even more tempting target... and what better target than a man seemingly consumed with power, succumbing to his own weakness, his desire for control at whatever cost?
It was regrettable that I had to use such means to an end (and too bad about all those LWers that got sacrificed along the way), but it was necessary that everyone completely believe that I'd fallen to the dark side myself.
And it worked! I drew out STU-W, and now, in just a few moments, everything will be back to normal...
[flicks switch on the projector]
Posted by STU-W on :
St-- stop, you fool! You don't know what you're doing!
[STU-W's mouth opens, but the scream that comes out is not his own. As the projector's beam washes over him, the outline of a shadowy Figure begins to separate from his body.]
No... NOOOOOOO! Posted by StuRat on :
Wait, something's wrong! The projector's glowing bright red -- and there are sparks and smoke coming out of it!
I think the strain of trying to draw out the Figure in the Shadows is too much! It's overloading!
Quick, turn it off! Now! Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Oh... crap!
Er, I don't know how. Um, is it this button?
Or this switch... wait, it's this one...
Or --
Posted by Pov on :
Oh, no! It overloaded and turned you all into... the STU's of Board-M!!!
...getit? Getit? Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Posted by Pov on :
(I guess my joke is in poor taste, now... ) Posted by Lard Lad on :
<appears, looks around>
Pov--you're here! What happened?
<Pov shrugs, speechless>
It's totalled! Must search for life signs...
<reaches out with Lard Force>
Oh my God! I can't sense any survivors!
<furiously begins using powers to remove debris, in spite of his readings>
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Ugh...
[STU crawls out from under some rubble]
I-- I'm OK... I think.
(Ow.)
I don't know where StuRat and Iron Rat are, though... I... I can't sense their presence. Lard Lad, can you find them? We need to find--
S-something feels... wrong...
[feeling his face, STU walks over to a shard of reflective material]
NoooOOOOooooooOOOOooo!
I'm horribly disfigured! Posted by STU on :
A number of robots and golems are busy clearing the rubble and beginning to make repairs to the Mansion. It looks like the repairs will take a while to complete.
The owner does not seem to be around.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Although STU is still absent, the repairs to his abode are complete. In celebration of Halloween, the mansion has undergone its annual October renovation.
This year, the mansion resembles a massive hunting lodge. Long abandoned, perhaps after some unspeakable tragedy, its natural stone walls and timber-framed roof are gradually falling into decay. A thick layer of dust has settled on everything -- but are those footprints in the dust? Or pawprints? Guttural growls, as if issued from undead throats, seem to emanate from the darkness.
As usual, for those who can make their way to the kitchen, there's an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of candy, chocolate, cider (soft and hard), hot chocolate, and freshly-baked cookies, brownies, pies, and cakes.
Posted by Stu on :
The holiday decor -- as well as the candy and other goodies in the kitchen -- should be around until Halloween, for any LW trick-or-treaters who might happen to come by.
As for myself, I'll be somewhere in the Mansion enjoying my retirement. There are countless alcoves, secret passages, and even entire hidden wings of this house that I'm sure STU doesn't know about. I don't think he'll mind -- if he returns one day, he can come find me.
I'll be around, maybe in one of the Mansion's countless libraries, enjoying a strong drink and a good book.
Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
Empty it sits, overlooking all of Legion World now. Where once the Mansion provided comfort, it now fills me with dread. There is magic in there still, even if the kind magician is no longer a tenant.
You have to wonder--if all the good magic left with Stu, then what magic is still there? Hasn't this Mansion always existed, moving from plain to plain, from world to world? Why is it that if Stu is gone, it remains? What purpose does it serve? What business does it have that remains unfinished?
Overlooking Legion World, it blocks out the sun at sunset, as if speeding up the darkness to permeate Legion World. As if forcing those final moments of comfort in the light of day to be gone.
Posted by Numbnuts the Semi-Incomprehensible on :
return here must he at seat of point. This power is the his some
<Glances at book... Gestures, a mystical doorway opens>
I here. wait shall
<Two young Pre-Egyptian priestesses step thru the doorway and begin attending to the Master Sorcerer...>
[ February 16, 2011, 02:14 PM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
<A Green doorway opens and Abin steps into the room.>
Ring, find any trace of STU and lock on. Track to his current location.
<A flash of green energy illuminates the room for an instant then fades.>
Unable to comply with last command. The Master Sorcerer known as STU no longer exists in this space-time continuum.
Hmm... if Cobie wasn't warning me abour Dark STU returning... Who or what could he have been talking about?
Posted by The Red Bee on :
*as swarms of bees ravage Legion World leaving its protectors distracted, the Red Bee enters Stu's Mansion*
Ah, the great resident of this sanctum sanctorium has long left Legion World. Such a shame, I’d have liked to have tested his mettle. Regardless, there is an item here which I shall need and all debts are paid.
*The Red Bee begins searching through various trinkets and items which at first glance appear to be nothing more than eccentric baubles.*
Zardi’s protection was indeed most useful to stay hidden and enhance my…”protections”…but he’ll keep a close eye on my plans so long as this debt goes unfulfilled. Best to be done with it. Or at least with Zardi himself, and maybe not everything related to him.
*At last the Red Bee finds a smell precious stone, either a jewel or a gem. Upon the Bee’s touch it flashes as if there was something in their sentient.*
Ironic that this small jewel is a magical artifact. Even more so that Zardi himself cannot hold it for it’s the single item in this world that can possibly bring him harm. I don’t understand what is in this, whether the soul of Lardi or some other ancient enemy of Zardi, and I don’t care. The debt shall be paid.
*exits*
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*peeks into the mansion*
Hmmm, things seem to have settled down here. Now I wonder if Cobie's secret room is still accessible...
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ing this thread in hopesthat STU will come back...
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You should lend the manse out as a haunted house EVERY October to all of Legion World! STU's Spooktacular Ratfest! 
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