To post Only things that rhyme Or you'll wind up dead!
Don't wreck the flow Don't be a skank
Get really creative Hop in your think-tank!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Will this thread be a bomb? Will it drop to page 2 Faster than I can say "Look out! Rabid space-gnu!"
Posted by MLLASH on :
The Mission Monitor Board is empty And I force back a *choke!*
Fortunately, tomorrow will bring More Vee, EDE and Sonnie Bloke!
Posted by MLLASH on :
My how time flies When I'm on my ass Making lots of posts Full of class and sass
But as it always does My head gets so light And the time has come To bid you goodnight!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Imra wore red Then hemlines were shrinking So she donned thigh-high boots And a bikini so pinking!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Salu was quiet Violet would shrink But after the sens-tank How she'd say what she'd think!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Roses are red Violets draw bees The planet of Inshar Sure makes me sneeze
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Tarik the Mute Started the poetry Most of his works Came out incoherently
He sought good students For his Academy I tried to fit in there But they just got mad at me.
Posted by MLLASH on :
The sun is up! It's another day! I'm feeling sorta rested and *tee hee!* gay.
I would love to sleep For 2 more hours or so. But alas, I cannot So off to work I must go.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
My ability to rhyme sometimes gets stuck. It is then you could say I am out of luck. It has been quite fun But I like a pun Should I write about the Man from Nantucket?
Posted by The Mighty Quinn M. on :
Eyebrows were raised Offworlders did hoot The Ranzzes undressed Except their transuits
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
They all soon were naked, and had lots of fun The weather on Winath let their genitilia soak up sun But everyone stopped when out came Tyroc! Because of all the males, he had the biggest...
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
...sunblock?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Of course!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
All in verse Or Lash will get terse! What could be worse?
Posted by MLLASH on :
If anyone out there Could turn my thread to smut I'm not surprised it's Cobie 'Cause he is such a slut!
But naughty posts are welcome and even encouraged too! Just make sure it at least sorta rhymes Or I'll make mincemeat outta you!
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
Roses are red Violets are blue You make me tingle Like medicated shampoo!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I sure am up early And don't even feel surly Because I went to bed at 10
So now I have extra time To play online Before my workday starts again!
Posted by JT.Hawk on :
Sitting here in my lab Just a queer feeling drab Trying hard to make the most Of every single thing I post
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'm surprised J.T. likes guys But also glad cause that's SO rad!
Posted by Varalent on :
Te He! Te He! Who's the best nominee? Don't know quite yet But it's my bet A close race it will be!
Te He! Te He! Who's Leader Two to be? One choice is Cru There's also STU And Wanderer makes three!
Te He! Te He! Who shall the winner be? KP's on fire Vee's got desire And shortly we will see!
Te He! Te He! New leader soon to be! From five choose one While it's all in fun! Soon one of them 'twill be.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I campaigned my gay ass off For a chick who coulda won but she must have decided Politics isn't very fun!
Do I hold a grudge? You silly! Of course not, that's not my way But you'll forgive me if I bring it up At least once or twice a day!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Typeface was white Background was blue Two years ago Teeds made her Debut!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The LMBP was the best But we still had some needs For a new personality Like our wonderful Teeds !
Now we have even more fun as the months slowly pass and we always give thanks For Ms. Leap Year Lass!
Posted by MLLASH on :
OMIGOD, Cobie, that poem really rocks! With it you have knocked off my socks!
I'm almost speechless and that's hard to do I love your poem because every word is true!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
When I wrote my previous poem I also had Lash in mind since I think of him along with Teeds cuz two posters that close are hard to find
And since I wrote the poem in all this brief while I really can't wait to see if I made Teeds smile!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Teeds is a fan of verse Of this I am fairly certain And when she reads yours she'll Smile so much she will be hurtin'
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That's really good to know To make Teeds smile I admire her wit and humor and her grace and style
I look forward to see her smile because I know it'll be heartfelt and when this young man sees a pretty smile he can't help it that his heart melts
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
On a road trip long ago I met my one true love and nothings been the same she's all i've been dreamin' of
although she's gone away and i miss her soft caress i know that somewhere Space Tart has finally earned her rest
but in all the places i'll go and in all the places i've been i still hold a candle for Spacey and I hope to see her one day again
Posted by The Mighty Quinn M. on :
Nura polished her nails A most fabulous sheen Now all they need Is a polymer screeen!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I like the boards best When they're goofy and squirrelly And as for *tee hee*-ing Well, I started early.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Who knew she'd be a fan one day Of Imra's pink bikini? The picture maybe does foretell an interest in fashion swell ( But Lester's still a weenie!) Posted by Fat Cramer on :
As campaign man Lash was so good I might have made Dictator But I shall be Eternally A loud-mouth commentator.
Posted by Pov on :
(Aw, Cramey, you're one of my favorite loudmouths! )
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
One more time In rhyme
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Teeds, if you'll turn your attention to page two you'll see a nice little poem that I wrote just for you
[ December 04, 2003, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Is Eric Hobsbawm History? They asked in the New Yorker.* I never would have known the man If Cobie hadn't been a fan. (Or were you goofing off again? Instead of reading your school books You're frequenting your Trophy nooks Get back to work! or you'll flunk out!) Though, honestly, without a doubt, The message board is more fun than A communist historian.
* Sept. 29, 2003
[ December 04, 2003, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If you want to see Cobie end up insane assign him a twenty five page paper for it is his bane
If procrastinating at Legion World to escape from writing is a sin that I gladly call myself sinner instead of writing that historian
Yes Eric Hobsbawm in interesting and I admit I'm a fan but I can only take so much of Marxist history after all, I'm only but a man
So I come to Legion World to escape my terrible plight because writing papers has suddenly become my life except when I escape to here day and night
So thanks to beautiful Ms. Cramer for being concerned I'll try to balance writing papers and posting at least that much I've learned!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Earlier I went out for beer But now I must fear Because it's getting late In the morning I'll feel irate
In a dart tourney I played And I just feel dismayed Because I did not win But I took it on the chin
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
Reading this thread is quite great But, alas, it is getting quite late If I don't get some sleep Then I'll feel like a creep When tomorrow I'll become quite irate.
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
I'm a poet and didn't even realize it!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Cobie will see At the top of page 3 Little Miss Teeds All smile-y
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
When looking at that picture a smile did it bring becuase a smiling baby Teeds is the absolute cutest thing!
Posted by MLLASH on :
At long-last it is Friday eve The best night of the week I do believe For it heralds the start of the weekend Time for 2 days off from work again!
Posted by Umber & the Boyz on :
Cammy Johns is a skanky ho She dated Ashe but I'm not bitter It would be my delight to kick her ass tonight and I just might! *amused titter*
Posted by STU on :
Roses are red Daisies are yellow That alternate ID -- Is it a gal or a fellow?
Posted by MLLASH on :
I've been so domestic today Not like I normally seem Now I have an odd desire To get the dishes so clean they gleam!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
A travesty! A blight! Nothing good on TV tonight!
The Guide tells all, take a look. Guess I'll just have to read a book.
Posted by MLLASH on :
What Teeds needs is cable Then she would see Road Rules and Real World Duke it out tonight on MTV!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Oh, sweetie, if I had cable I wouldn't be ready or willing, just able.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I cringe every month When I pay that cable bill but without MTV, VH1, E! etc. I'd be feeling so very ill!
Posted by MLLASH on :
The day has long-since expired My eyes are heavy and tired To my bed I must go With teddy bear in tow A good night's sleep is required
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
reject deflect detect trisect Mekt! Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Oh what rhyming fun You Emily Supermobydickinsons.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Cream of the crop Rises to top.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Up today at 4am And though I'm happy to be alive I'm a little pissy too Because I could have slept 'til 5!
Posted by The Mighty Quinn M. on :
Was Jan's scary permed hair The result of a dare?
Posted by MLLASH on :
With re: to Jan, probably not But it IS true Of Jeckie's plunging top!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
After a week of not going out I went out to drink and now I'm so hungover that I can't really think
Posted by MLLASH on :
I too last night had beer After a week of sobriety
I had so much fun I might do it again tonighiety!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posting hungover causes spelling mistakes but this is but a mere side affect compared to my poor head that aches...
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
So bored. The reason? 'Tis TV re-reun season.
Posted by MLLASH on :
No need to dwell TV Show-less in your abode
Simply turn on FOX to see a SIMPLE LIFE episode
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
There are many things I hate but being sick is what I hate most so I'm going to keep on drinking and partying and finding time to post!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
It ain't healthy Trying so hard to get into the top 40 I'd better stop posting already I haven't taken a bath and I'm smelly!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm surprised no one's said it: The question needs to be asked About this guy named "Poetic" And why he needs to be waxed.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I see Lallor, I see Kathoon I see oversized pantaloons!
Wail and knash and rend no more! It's the return of Widebottom, Senor!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
She started in blue And wowed 'em in red But chose greater coverage With the crown on her head
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
He was the bravest of heroes Who longed for battle all his life and in the end for Val Armorr He gave up everything for his wife
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Bored at work - What to do? Maybe post a thread or two.
Do you think my boss got sore And that is why she is showing me the door?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
An inkling of art in your veins? Please, then show it I eagerly look forward to the words of a fellow poet
Posted by MLLASH on :
I admit with some dread I forgot all about this thread So imagine my delight That Cobie remembered it tonight!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I've eaten a yummy salad And washed up all the dishes
Think I'll get all decked out later Go out and see if I can get some kisses Posted by The Mighty Quinn M. on :
This thread's return Is really great!! It's just on time To be fashionably late!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Quinn's return is also a sight for sore, sore eyes
I wonder where she's been? And please-- no stupid alibis.
Posted by The Mighty Quinn M. on :
Mr. Mllash knows my passion Is in all things fashion I was so into my research I didn't notice time passin'!
And this month, at last, Has the super fat-assed issue of Vogue!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm quite overjoyed after reading poetry from Lash and Quinn I hope to read more again and again and again!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
"I demand more poetry!" He said, slamming his glass with a thump
And so he composed a quick little ditty and gave this thread a bump!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Woe is me, Oh woe is me... I wish I could read more poetry...
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Do you need refresher classes? Or perhaps some Space-Glasses?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
With your words, my dear, I'm smitten, But I have read everything you've written!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
He is woe and woe is he, Disaster is where he may be.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A little romance is not what this board needs but I wouldn't mind seeing EDE try to place a kiss on Teeds!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I think her response Would be a kick to his shins To remind him that They work better as friends!
A kick to the shins Maybe a few broken toes With friends like that EDE certainly doesn't need foes!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A kick to the shins would be just the thing to remind poor EDE why he's called 'Calamity King'
If I offered Teeds a kiss it would probably be a miss but I can't help myself no matter how hard I think so "how YOU doin'" I say with a smiley faced wink Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
In the years after college there is a sense of despair as you wonder where you're going and what you're doing here
Although this feeling often weighs on my mind There are always more laughs that I can easily find
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
It seems that the point you are missing In all of this talk of kissing Is that it does no good to pester One whose heart belongs to Lester
So you're stupid, all of you stupid If you keep trying to play Cupid For it's fruitless to try to fester Romance between Teeds and Ester.
[ March 19, 2004, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
My heart is light this summer day Worries and cares vanish in thin air As on my comfy snug bed I lay Dreaming about my lady fair
My heart is soaring this fine summer day The wind runs through my messy hair As I look out the window hoping that I may Have more fun than I can bear
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I love the posters of Legion World, that much I know is true, but the place seems a bit empty these days, what i mean is, I really miss Stu!
Posted by Harbinger on :
there are a few who've not posted lately and I'll tellyou this I miss them all greatly
Posted by The Mighty Quinn M. on :
Outfit too tight? Colors not right? Time to call the Athramites! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Too much talk of politics tends to make my stomach sick I try to escape it when I'm at home I'd rather talk about Ancient Rome
The glorious empire that they said would last forever Would it one day fall? No! Never! It had honor and dignity, a history of glory But their cruelty to the rest of the world is a different story
The Romans were terrible at times, they were barbaric and mean! They wished to give the gift of Roman enlightenment so that everywhere it could be seen Thus, Roman brutality provides a lesson that we all know in our souls That any empire that wishes to rule all the world has evil goals
For no state has the right to dominate and say "all the world is mine" For it logically must follow that the state will then fall and decline So please Mister Bush and those with the power Remember glorious Rome and the dream that went sour
Although Rome had beauty, art, glory and honor The Romans forgot about hubrus and were consumed by their lust for power
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Leave the politics to us And go read Suetonius.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Suetonius is fun, although he exaggerates a bit But I'm really enjoying Plautus I can't get enough of it
As for the politics I glady take your advice To be truthful FC, the world of politics just isn't very nice Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Spring is sprung The grass looks fried I wonder where Mekt Ranzz did hide.
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
hello miss cramer, you delightful lass! i assure i was not out smoking the space-grass.
Posted by Doctor Mayavale on :
If you're feeling down Or maybe just gruff I've the perfect solution Some mist you can huff!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Blither and blather, talk and talk talk, All day long i walk and walk, but at the end of the day, when the work is done, I love comin' home to my red-headed Hon.
With Witch red hair, gorgeous green eyes, she loves me greatly, and tells me no lies.
She's sweet and kind, A love and true, and after a crappy day, she gets rid of the blue.
So on this day of infinate jest, A loving wife is no pest, Kind and sweet, a smile just for me, I love her so much, my lil' sweet pea.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That was a wonderful poem that made me smile, an amazing tribute with great class and style,
I hope I can find such love in my life, Cuz you're a lucky guy, but she's also a lucky wife!
And in closing, it needs to be said, Welcome Rick, to the Wax Poetic thread!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Thank you, thank you, thanks for the applause, I'll try not to give you cause, to throw me off, to kick me out, I'll try not to behave like a borish lout.
Posted by Hi-Risk Von Tingle on :
Triplicate Duplicate or Single No sentient can resist a Von Tingle!
Send away for your catalog TODAY! Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Such a problem such a bother my L* box overflows and I must start another!
Posted by MLLASH on :
stumble from the bed saying, "What the shuck...!" collapse upon the couch sighing, "Man! Mondays suck!"
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wakes up out of bed, at quarter past eleven, so that even poor job-searching days, let sleeping late be heaven!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: The LMBP was the best But we still had some needs For a new personality Like our wonderful Teeds !
Now we have even more fun as the months slowly pass and we always give thanks For Ms. Leap Year Lass!
Here is a poem that knocked off Lash's socks about Leap Year Lass, who really space-rocks!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
A rerun, Cobie? You think that you're so suave. Get your ass to writing We know you got no job!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The writing shall continue, a poetic resonse shall be quick! But the question on my mind is what movie do I want: comedy or a B grade horror flick?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I know EDE is busy, But I still demand and want more, so in addition to MEL:TS, I want more of "Crisis on Earth 4!" Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
We're gonna break out the hats and hooters when Shady comes home! We're gonna rev up the Legion Cruisers when Shady comes home to post!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Well, well, what have we got? I spy me a Super Lash Tot!
Posted by MLLASH on :
And now instead of the Tot so sweet
You see an avatar of hot manmeat!
<-----------------------------
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
I know you like to shake what you got but I better see soon my Super Lash Tot.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Of all the avatars that Lash has amassed the silliest of all is Tenzil super-fatassed!
[ August 06, 2004, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Miss Terious on :
My favorite Legionnaire might be Jo Nah Hot - how even his vision can 'penetra'! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Some like running, some like biking, but what I like best is rollerblading and hiking
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The first to say it, is what I'll be welcome to "Wax Poetic", lovely Ms. T
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Whether it comes from your senses Or apprehension noetic If you got the idea, babe Just wax poetic
Posted by Future on :
I'll give it a whirl Just don't judge me too much Waxing poetic isn't my strong suit Unlike eating, sleeping, and such
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I figured I'd add a quick one, before I hit the sack, so Future don't fret, it seems you've got a knack
Posted by Future on :
A google thanks Oh poetic one Once you get the hang of it It's really quite fun
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm afraid that lately, things have gotten complicated, There's another girl in my life, in addition to the one I've dated, I'm not sure how I feel, or even what to do, When it comes to love at age 23, I haven't got a clue
Posted by MLLASH on :
I didn't either at 23 But got hitched anyway He was patient for 5 long years But I finally drove him away
And now in my 30s There's much I've learned, it's true But the ways of love, Cupid, amore? I *still* don't have a clue!
Posted by Miss Terious on :
I have no poem to share, per se,
But the stories of your hearts take my breath away.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
23 or 32 there's nothing i can do love's as elusive then as now
23 or 32 still alone with no hope and nothing's new anyhow
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lash and Drake, you're both great guys, and I know one thing that'll be true, that sooner or later, again and again, love will be good to you
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Two weeks ago, I wrote a poem, about the girl who took my breath away It's what I'd want her to read, if I couldn't find the words to say
I'm proud of the poem, I wrote it when I felt passionate--at my best, It speaks what I want to say better than usual I'll try and enter it in a contest
Whether you'll like it, I can't guarentee it, but in the next post is where you can see it
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
"In My Dreams"
It’s a strange and awful thing to feel, When it’s what you feel that’s forbidden, As hard as you try to push it back Those feelings just don’t remain hidden
It’s like you’ve had too much coffee, And your throat keeps staying dry, You want to tell her, you want her to know You want to hear the same reply
But too many lives would be ruined Including hers and yours, So thoughts of running away together, Are forced back behind closed doors
But you know when you see her smile, And she’s knows when you smile back, That you have a connection between you, And that’s something nothing will crack
The feeling remains and does not go away, So I say don’t even try, Although some lines may be uncrossable, Refuse to say goodbye
It’s hard to label a connection Or a moment with staying power But whatever it is, while it’s here Don’t allow it to go sour
To everyone else who doesn’t know, Nothing will be what it seems, Although they can’t know, I’m telling you now, You’re with me in my dreams
Posted by MLLASH on :
It's very lovely, Cobiekins Totally heartful prose About someone new you might like I've sure been there, Lord knows.
Curiosity kills a lot of love In our younger days when we're meaner The unknown surely is tempting But that grass is seldom greener.
I know I'm not your big brother Or the boss of you But be really really REALLY sure When you decide what to do.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I always leave poetry to the professionals.
Thou wast all that to me, love, For which my soul did pine- A green isle in the sea, love, A fountain and a shrine, All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers, And all the flowers were mine.
Ah, dream too bright to last! Ah, starry Hope! that didst arise But to be overcast! A voice from out the Future cries, "On! on!"–but o'er the Past (Dim gulf!) my spirit hovering lies Mute, motionless, aghast!
For, alas! alas! me The light of Life is o'er! "No more–no more–no more-" (Such language holds the solemn sea To the sands upon the shore) Shall bloom the thunder-blasted tree Or the stricken eagle soar!
And all my days are trances, And all my nightly dreams Are where thy grey eye glances, And where thy footstep gleams- In what ethereal dances, By what eternal streams.
Edgar Allan Poe - To One in Paradise
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
In the last five years, we've come to know each other, and I like to think of you, Lash, as something of an older brother
I take your words gladly, and will consider your advice, I'm happy that I can talk about it here, it's really kind of nice
As for my current situation, don't worry too much about, I'm sure that eventually I'll figure it out Posted by MLLASH on :
And I'm confident that you Will make the right decision
For not only were you blessed with looks But some serious smarts were you also given!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Of course, there's this old standby It's very true, I'm certain: "I can do anything I want; What they don't know won't hurt 'em".
This was true for me for a long while Of that you should have no doubt But I really got stupid with it And was eventually found out.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
loneliness kills i believe no hope exists in this place
mind in flux rolls the dice loses again i'm not surprised
pain of mind pain of heart nothing is there in the night or so i think since i'm deaf and blind
walls of mind of heart of soul protect and shield and kill i know
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Love comes and goes, a long time it may take but your too great guy, so hang in there Drake,
It sucks to be lonely, this I know too, but I'm relatively certain that it'll be love that finds you
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
love's a duck it quacks and quacks i don't understand what the F**k???
i wait for this duck to make me whole but it's just a friggin duck, y'know? so what am i, a schmuck??
quack quack quack quack quack quack i'm just being a fool thinking a duck gives a F**k
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Jumped by goons? Counting his dubloons? Chasing the raccoons? Eating Lorna Doones? Where is that wide-bottomed Senor And his famous pantaloons?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Had quite a bit to drink? But not quite feeling sick? In that fun mood when your tipsy, Like Frunt-o-holic?
Posted by Miss Terious on :
Had a tryst. What a kick! Now I'm jist Morning sick! Posted by Future on :
Sisters, sisters everywhere! Pregnant Miss T in Cobalt's hair? Just what is really going on here? And which lass should Cobie no longer go near?
Posted by Varalent on :
Sadly Cobie didn't heed warnigns nor listen And now Miss Terious will often sicken. While enjoying ladies' pleasures completely at random In the future perhaps he'll try wearing a condom.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If EDE's new doo has a life of it's own, It must be sent to the Phantom Zone, and as punishment for all of it's sins, Leap Year Lass gets to kick EDE in the shins!
Posted by Miss Troia on :
We know you space-rawk, but don't rest on your laurels. In fact forget your morals, and let's make people talk! Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Projectra, battling a deadly plague Wears her suit so glam'rous I'm a much more practical lass I prefer my space-pajamas.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It's not the same when Teeds is out of the loop, If I knew how to make it, I'd send chicken soup
Posted by MLLASH on :
Does anyone else watch SEALAB On Cartoon Network? It gets blown up every episode And the characters? Each one's a jerk!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've seen an episode or two, and laughed hysterically of course, but my favorite cartoon show is Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Posted by Trysexual Girl on :
An Ode to Lightning Lad (Garth Ranzz)
Hotblooded young man, You leap head first into danger's maw. Devoted husband, Your love stands the test of Imra's flaw. Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
And for good measure...
Violent Violet, where have you gone?
Violent Violet, Where have gone. You were just a meek little poster, Where did you go wrong?
You listened, You listened to the voice. Everyone’s sad, Only I can rejoice.
Now hear me, This is where I gloat, I needed your body, So I cut your throat.
Your soul is gone, With the puddle of red. Your soul is gone, Now you are dead.
But your body is used, So do not fear. By the spirit of Morgause, I AM HERE!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
POPPIN' HOTTIES!! Now twice I'll yell... I think Geoff Johns is HOT Can you tell?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Quislet never told me Which thread he would pick Does choosing this one for him Make me a bit of a... ?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
As a thread to highlight This one was inspired I'm sure it'll meet the approval Of Quislet, Esquire!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
MLLASH likes pantaloons, And a cellular trim ray, But mostly he likes, When he gets things his way!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
This thread is beloved By Thriftshop Debutante But I bet she want like it When I use 20 point Font!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Once there was a poster By the name of Kid Prime We enjoyed his term as leader Because he's easy to rhyme!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Eryk knows me too well For if things aren't as I like I'll pitch a major hissyfit Or go on a hunger strike!
Posted by Future on :
Glad to see this thread again Its one I've missed the most But now I have to wonder when I'll find the time to post!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Or go on a hunger strike!
*Tee hee!* So unlikely.
Posted by MLLASH on :
If the hunger strike You are going to erase I'll stick with smashing The priceless Ming vase.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
To pick a thread, MLLASH must be amused. "What will do it?", I mused and mused. I thought and I thought. A winning entry I got. But at prize claim time, I snoozed.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Quis, move quick You've got another chance to pick!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
A formidible task which one to pick How can, I ask, I do it quick?
[ October 02, 2004, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
The sound of screams, A tyranny to an end. Result in her death, Overthrow High Priestess Viviane!
Posted by Future on :
No, no, no...this just won't do Can't have this thread on page two Quis, whatever your choice may be Choose a thread special to thee!
Posted by Morgaine of the Faeries on :
quote:Originally posted by Sorceress Morgause: And for good measure...
Violent Violet, where have you gone?
Violent Violet, Where have gone. You were just a meek little poster, Where did you go wrong?
You listened, You listened to the voice. Everyone’s sad, Only I can rejoice.
Now hear me, This is where I gloat, I needed your body, So I cut your throat.
Your soul is gone, With the puddle of red. Your soul is gone, Now you are dead.
But your body is used, So do not fear. By the spirit of Morgause, I AM HERE!!!
My aunt even gloats about the people she kills.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Fall was alright Winter was okay But it's raining in April And I'm dreading May In June I'm not planning anything Because I fear what Spring will bring So I write these words to vent Welcome to the Summer of my discontent
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Many things in this thread will make us go *tee hee* but one of the best is baby Teeds on page three!
[ April 08, 2005, 09:08 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Element Lad must touch to transform. His work lasts but for a minute, and then it all returns back to norm Except for molecules no longer in it.
He knows little of dating and runs nude while on Trom. Can I teach him 'bout mating and such where I'm from?
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Whose board this is I think I know, His house is out near Graceland, so He will not mind me posting here, To make my post count grow and grow. Some friends of mine would think me queer, Posting mostly nonsense here, The silly words and thoughts this year, Have made me grin and perservere. You've made me think and smile and take A moment's pause, that's no mistake. Other places I could play, Are much less bonnie, bright and gay. These threads are fun. I can't convey. How much I like to spend the day With friends so close yet faraway, With friends so close yet faraway.
[ April 08, 2005, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Lad Boy ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Ta-ra-ra boom-di-ay Coluans ain't so smart today Firing up the arbeque-bay And giggling about lingerie
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
it's late i think i slept a bit nothing to dream it's a shoe farm team my bips come humble down for slits and grits bring me home for markings
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
The Kid of Karate He has the touch Except with Miss Tinya There...not so much.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
To impress Wilimimena Morgana Daergina Annaxandra Projectra Velorya Vauxhall
By pitching poetic woo
Then good grief, try a sonnet
And give up on that haiku!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Mekt and Eve, villains you love to hate, But as for Cosmic King, well, I bet he never pulled his weight!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I be not much like Imra Saturn Girl of the moon Titan She always come out fightin' But still too much grimerer
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Newsflash! For Lash!
This season on Smallville: The young Arthur Curry. Played by cheeseball model Alan from AI3.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
It's pretty sweet, a Friday with pizza!
Posted by MLLASH on :
A question for those who are in the know And regular viewers (because I'm SO not)
Should I add SMALLVILLE And all its seasons To my wish-list ('cause the guy who plays Lex is WAY HOT!)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
This question will also serve me, since I don't also don't watch the show but I would like to watch Kristin Kruek, since I'm such a big ho
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Tenzil's Mr. Eat Gates does the jump Dirk gives off heat Me, I just bump.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Smallville is too weird I guess I'm just peeved Tom Welling's no Christopher Reeve And Lana's too brunette to be believed
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Galactica's great Smallville I see but I really hate reality TV
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Medium is cool Patricia Arquette rocks Lost would be lost Without Matthew the Fox
Posted by MLLASH on :
Bah! You're all crazy! Not right and wacky! I love AI and Dancing with the Stars I don't care if they're tacky!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Oh, there's plenty of good fun With the singing and the dancing But this week Project Runway Featured 2 accidental near-depantsings!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
TV? What is that? Some electronic suitor? No other such for me My heart's with my computer.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Computers are fun When they work well When my hard drive crashes I just wanna yell!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
My PC or my TV between the two I'm torn, but when it comes down to it, I side with the free porn Posted by legionadventureman on :
Porn is good Porn is great Especially with Spam blockers Coz Spam I hate
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lazy Sunday is the funniest SNL skit, even though most only remember the chorus, but if you think that's hysterical, you need to try Young Chuck Norris Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Reflection on 31st Century Warfare
The one-day fray! Hooray! Hooray! (The subject of this poem) No need to pee Or break for tea You're done at five And still alive You take the transmatter home.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Home is where the heart is And the deer and antelope play Not really realising If either or both are gay!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Friday is here almost quit-time the hour is right for one last rhyme
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Tuesday at work My spark is fading Unpaid labour Can be so degrading
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Don't just sit there like a lump break out a rhyme and give a bump!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Money's tight And things are crazy Bills come in My mind's just hazy
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Work's a drag it's lost its flair I dont wanna go my mind's elsewhere
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Elsewhere is where Id rather be Away from responsibility or three I wish I could stand up and say Bye-Bye fellas, Im going on holiday!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Many comics in a pile Guess that it is time to file.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Traditional ordering of comics by title, is how we do it over here, but I feel that its much to much work, I'd rather file them all by year
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
How many comics (be-mylared or bagless) can you stack before reaching that critcial mess?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Why do I purchase issues and trades? when every week-end My rec time just fades
Posted by MLLASH on :
Can't wait for Friday When I get a check And now I must confess
Before I send off the bills And get my hair cut I'm hitting the CBS!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
______ thousand and seven it's a new year. Now stop that non-rhyming and start posting in here!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Sunday night at ten Should be getting ready for bed Just stuffed my face with chocolate Got a thobbing in my head
Posted by dedman on :
Its half past Eight starting to get late but I just opened a beer so I'll stay right here
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Nine fifty-one. Just for fun, I'll try to write one. But when I do, It's nine fifty-two!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I know I'm getting older because on Friday I stayed in, and I'm thinking of doing that more to save money and get more thin!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Exhibit your taste Post, haste!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Since you're posting all over all of this week gimme rhyme, Cobie you little pipsqueak.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Why, just last Friday, it seemed cool being poster number one, but my attention span is fleeting, so I must be off in search of new LW fun!
(Repeating there needs, That Cobie loves Teeds!)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Each month I pay bills, and let out painful moans, but the most painful of them all, is when I pay my student loans.
Gather all ye poets, from the front to the back(s) this thread has been so poetic ye shall wax
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
______ thousand and eight it's a LEAP year. Now stop that non-rhyming and get posting in here!
Or, know this, you: trouble will ensue.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Upon such words, Cobalt Kids follow Leap Year Lasses, because to do otherwise, might mean they'll kick our asses!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Tis a Leap Year That much is certain Add your verse here Else you'll be hurtin!
Posted by dedman on :
Holidays are over I must go back to work I missed Xmas with my Girlfriend I feel like such a jerk
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Escrow account, Property taxes, confusing real-estate paperwork, makes me want to cut off own head with axes
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Since you're posting all over all of this week gimme rhyme, Cobie you little pipsqueak.
It's the end of the week And our favourite pipsqueak Is posting all over again.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
thinking of members missing their posts
where have you gone...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Over and over, its commonly been said, but just to reiterate: I love this thread!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
There was a lad soon to be married and his life was rather harried; She'll soon say I do, and then Cobie will too, and over the threshold he'll be carried!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
{AFOB! There's a limerick thread too, if you're so inclined..."}
Shouldn't there be Angtsy Middle-Age Poetry Regarding our assorted moiety, Jobs, Gobs of debts, worries and responsibility?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Of various anxieties I feel no shortage, but one newer one I really dislike is having a mortgage!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Bah! There's too much poetry here and too little waxing! Now, go spruce up my car, or I'll give you a thrashing!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sacre Le Teeds! The MMB has needs! A new style of thread Could rise this forum from the dead
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
I took notice, and got off my ass, when I saw a recent visitor named Leap Year Lass!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Where this thread will go is a mystery, where its been is a glance throughout Legion World's history
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
20,000 times I looked forward to posting, 20,000 times I looked forward to friends, I hope no one minds if I get nostalgic, I also hope all the fun never ever ends
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Upon seeing You Don't Mess With the Zohan, I had only one thought: When did Adam Sandler become so freakin' hawt??? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Rocky, Rocky, with your verse, how are you so witty? Lardy Lardy, you're perverse and now this verse is shitty Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So many posters came and went, but right now, LW needs more Kent!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I'm listening to David Bowie the album with 'Fascination' And doing a li'l message board posting. What I'm really up to: procrastination.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Legion World, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways: I love thy black and thy blue and thy starry skies My soul doth rejoice and reach new highs From Spaceopoly and the MMB There is no other like thee I love thee for thy Clubhouse, and the Legion of Super Heroes boards I love thee for thy posters, which arrive in hoards. I love thee day and night, night and day You are always there, My heart is glad to say. Thy Lard Lad's prose, thy Kent's cutting barbs Cobie's naughtiness, thy Fat Cramer's charms I love our little Legion, though it ends at fifty If it returns anon, well, that'll be just nifty.
Posted by Stealth on :
Walking through a magical world,
I suddenly lost my footing.
To my astonishment and relief,
the ground was soft as pudding.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
A fine dessert has come at last So soft as if a dream Pudding, pudding, my repast topped with fresh whipped cream
Posted by Stealth on :
Kent, I make no haste To say that among your many fine qualities Are your good taste And your high standards for edible amenities
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Over the weekend, I went through old CD collections, And found with great delight, my favorite 8th Grade selections, When Thrash Metal was the focus of my being with every last breath, And so now I'm re-listening to Metallica, Anthrax, Iron Maiden and Megadeth
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Roses are red, some have a curse. Removing it can cost big bucks. This poem is shiny, I waxed the verse. That didn't help, it still sucks.
Posted by Set on :
Only in a cold, dead world
do men speak in words of concrete.
A world so old that Death is dead,
and feeling proscribed.
This world is the perfect Utopia some seek,
with no crime or vice, no sorrow or villiany
no freedom or virtue, no joy or heroes.
God and Satan sleep together,
in matching boxes.
Here poetry is another word for nothing.
This world is coming too swiftly for me,
who do they think they are?
They've mechanized the magic out of my dreams,
and all my dragons are slain.
Posted by MLLASH on :
What are you all doing?
What have you got to say?
I've been on my ass for hours now
How did you fill YOUR day?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Several things come to mind... Glee returned... the fates are kind...
Just when I thought it couldn't get better Sue Sylvester rocks out Vogue... have you ever met her?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I find this reinvigorated MMB To be rather delectable Now get those posts out there lurkers, Your reasons for not are UNACCEPTABLE
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
If I should recall, in some quite casual way a sonnet by Edna St. Vincent Millay....
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
With poetry, why does one wax? Could we not alternatively fax? Especially for us hacks.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
A conspiracy's a foot!
It's not a leg nor an arm It's not a pretty face (with all it's charm)
It's a foot, I tell'ya!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Alas I didn't win; Powerball I played How many more times before I finally get paid?
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
Whiners, screamers Bleating goats Nightmare dreamers With tin throats Grunters, growlers Posers, too Noise enfoulers Make me blue
Posted by MLLASH on :
And nosferatu too
Posted by Omni Craig on :
Lash's comment makes me think Of a vampire, dressed all in pink On tiptoes may he dance ballet: "Nutcracker II - Santa's Slay!"
Posted by MLLASH on :
I must admit It makes me feel less a brute That my nosferatu mention has borne unexpected fruit!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It makes you feel good, From head to femur. Do you think it would If I mentioned a lemur?
[ August 17, 2010, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I enjoy being misunderstood It feels really good Like I never thought it would
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
I gleefully rejoice That the feeling doth agree A thousand pardons, though For I must take a pee
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
We all once holstered pistols, We all once wielded knives, In this life or in past ones, We've taken Mayavale's lives
Posted by Fanfic Lass on :
I am such a shallow gal! Who would want to be my pal?
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
I'll be your best friend I'll be your lover We don't need to comprehend The things we'll discover
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I learned how to play for work, And even though its not a sport, but a game, the truth of the matter is, Golf is pretty freaking lame.
Posted by Ramble Damsel on :
Breakfast at midnight Sleep all day Contrary, contrary Or so they say Wishing for freedom Life on my terms Despair, despair I think I'll eat worms
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
If Scooby Doo would sing Wouldn't he sound just like Sting?
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Goozy Googol takes no guff Ethel Ether said, "Enough!" Steffi shouldn't 'a said such stuff Fifi folded, flung, and fluffed
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Zed, the youth, Is so very uncouth, He can't be bothered To tell the truth
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Roses aren't silver Which is probably good Because that doesn't rhyme And posts on here should.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I like gold I like silver Much like Cobie Loves a chilver Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I once knew a girl Who came from The Blorenge Her face was pretty But her teeth were orange!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
If you consider a Welsh place name satisfactory. By the by, pedant is a rhyme refractory.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I occasionally wonder About all those Legion World n00bs And if they will be accepting Of my hairy man-boobs.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Inanity, Inanity It threatens my very sanity Profanity, profanity Results in a calamity Totality, totality Describes my personality Normality, normality Results in amorality And so, when accused of obscenity Retreat into serenity
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Tibby Tibbles wearily wobbled and wibbled While being photographed by David Gribble
Posted by MLLASH classic on :
Who at DC is smoking crack? I'm enraged by the end of OMAC...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
My flabby body infers the life of a wino, Gotta get my act together in time to meet Seymour and Rhino!
Posted by MLLASH classic on :
It matters not if your bod's the pits Everyone still KNOWS that you're tits!
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
When I look in yo eyes So squinty they be Chile is this real-real Or is it a fanta sea
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Quuurl somethin stanky is something I smail Oh it's just my homey Anita Cocktail
Posted by Anita Cocktail on :
Calm Yo Tits' frontin' 'cause Calm Yo Tits knows, that awful rank stank's from Calm Yo Tits' toes
Posted by Calm Yo Tits on :
Qurl you so cray-cray But I fixin to get some Cause I hear the footsteps of that broke-azz Jayqwuann
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Sentient, no excuses, just amuses!
Posted by cleome46 on :
Deja vu Drops on my beer glass like morning dew Is it you Who finished off the cheese dip And all the pretzel sticks, too Deja vu
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