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MLLASH
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Turtle wax
Ear wax
This is a thread

To post
Only things that rhyme
Or you'll wind up dead!

Don't wreck the flow
Don't be a skank

Get really creative
Hop in your think-tank!

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Will this thread be a bomb?
Will it drop to page 2
Faster than I can say
"Look out! Rabid space-gnu!"

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The Mission Monitor Board is empty
And I force back a *choke!*

Fortunately, tomorrow will bring
More Vee, EDE and Sonnie Bloke!

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My how time flies
When I'm on my ass
Making lots of posts
Full of class and sass

But as it always does
My head gets so light
And the time has come
To bid you goodnight!

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Imra wore red
Then hemlines were shrinking
So she donned thigh-high boots
And a bikini so pinking!

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Salu was quiet
Violet would shrink
But after the sens-tank
How she'd say what she'd think!

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Roses are red
Violets draw bees
The planet of Inshar
Sure makes me sneeze

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Tarik the Mute
Started the poetry
Most of his works
Came out incoherently

He sought good students
For his Academy
I tried to fit in there
But they just got mad at me.

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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The sun is up!
It's another day!
I'm feeling sorta rested
and *tee hee!* gay.

I would love to sleep
For 2 more hours or so.
But alas, I cannot
So off to work I must go.

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My ability to rhyme sometimes gets stuck. It
is then you could say I am out of luck. It
has been quite fun
But I like a pun
Should I write about the Man from Nantucket?

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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The Mighty Quinn M.
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Eyebrows were raised
Offworlders did hoot
The Ranzzes undressed
Except their transuits

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They all soon were naked, and had lots of fun
The weather on Winath let their genitilia soak up sun
But everyone stopped when out came Tyroc!
Because of all the males, he had the biggest...

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...sunblock?
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Of course!
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All in verse
Or Lash will get terse!
What could be worse?

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