Generic witty/intriquing opening post.
Posted by Awkward Pause Boy on :
Clever and controversial reply.
Posted by SharkLad on :
boobies!
Posted by icefire on :
Flirting!
Posted by Varalent on :
less expensive query?
Posted by icefire on :
more flirting
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Sarcasm.
Posted by Awkward Pause Boy on :
Offense taken where none warranted.
Posted by STU on :
Humorously appropriate smiley/graemlin.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"Me too" post.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Vain attempt to get the thread back on topic.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Quoting of lengthy prior post in its entirety, followed by a one sentence reply.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Obscure 1970s TV trivia reference, to make an equally obscure point.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Obscure 1970s TV trivia reference, to make an equally obscure point.
Calm rational voice trying to calm everyone down...
Posted by Vote FAT CRAMER on :
attempt to veer topic back into sexual territory
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Response to sexual terrtory post. Segueways into several PM's...
Posted by Awkward Pause Boy on :
Remarkably lucent post which could close the topic but is ignored by all.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Post with a link that doesn't work.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Follow-up post with corrected link.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Post telling you that the link doesnt work...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Apology post for posting too soon.... Posted by Vote FAT CRAMER on :
fond memory of tomfooleries past
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Post aqsking what tomfoolery means and who is Tom? Posted by Vote FAT CRAMER on :
pun involving the Super-Moby Dick of Space
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
further drives away topic into total tangent
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Inside joke that only a few people get...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Random smiley face thrown in to boost post count
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Post count padding right before a big milestone...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
congrats to someone on milestone, or even better, to someone's upcoming milestone, thus igniting a quick dialogue that serves the purpose of upping both persons post count
Posted by Vote FAT CRAMER on :
snitty comment about post-whores
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Big smiley to poster who made comment once realize how many posts he/she actually has!
Posted by Arachne on :
Comment about message board glitch.
(Where did my lsat post go?)
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Post pointing out someone else's double post that is deleted before this one posts making this obsolete and nonsensical.
[ November 30, 2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Lightning Lad ]
Posted by Arachne on :
Post to correct spelling in previous message instead of using the edit feature.
(last)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post commenting to previous poster not to worry about it, followed by a nice smiley
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Topic starter returns with one last attempt to revert thread back to original topic...
Posted by Vote FAT CRAMER on :
the obligatory *tee hee!* post
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Post from Founder reminding everyone to play nice or else.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post totally ignores attempt to return to original topic and talks about current legion world gossip
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Suggestion that we make a poll about the topic
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post asking gary to make a smiley that he doesn't have time to make followed by obligatory smiley (aka )
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Post reminding previous poster that he already has too many polls going.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Gushing adoration of the founders post claiming that "I" would never be intentionally mean...
Posted by Vote FAT CRAMER on :
Alternate ID that is really a man flirts with a straight poster
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
random super moby dick smiley because has nothing to add to the conversation and already used the random smiley post in this topic...
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Post posted as an Alt ID but under wrong name, thereby outing poster.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
straight poster who is positive that the alt ID is not only a man, but a poster who is his friend, flirts back with the alt ID for the hell of it
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Thread detailing why the poll is intrinsically important to Legion World and its members...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post saying you just voted in the poll, and others should too!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
The obligatory so that's who "Alternate ID" really is! I never would have guessed post...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
followed by the obligatory, "I knew it was you all along!" post
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Followed by the "no you didn't because on June 4, 1978 you said..." post
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
(lol) followed by the "Yeah, it was about then that I started to guess..." cop-out post
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Update on the poll post
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Post asking where everyone went since its been 3 minutes since the last post.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Post replying "outside to smoke"
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Post anticipating the next post...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post saying something slighty-witty like "wouldn't you like to know" followed by the wink smiley face
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Milestone post!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Post wondering why everyone else that's supposed to here isn't posting in this cool thread
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Congratulatory post for milestone with dancing numbers.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Reply that they are too busy at the slumber party...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Post wondering where the dancing numbers actually are?
Posted by Arachne on :
Congratulations on milestone post.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Post with the actual dancing numbers.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Congrats to Danny on Milestone!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Thank you post and announcement of bedtime...
G'night everyone!!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post to say goodnight
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post to announce own time for bed
Posted by Greybird on :
Middle-of-the-night lengthy discourse on the topic that most people silently agree with, due to its stellar yet well-nigh impenetrable reasoning, and the rest never respond about ... {g}
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post to take topic off-topic (my favourite!)
Posted by Varalent on :
obtuse post to wonder how this thread had been missed by poster.
Posted by STU on :
Cryptic, unintelligible in-joke.
Posted by STU on :
Incomprehensible, unfunny joke.
Posted by STU on :
Clumsy, obvious attempt to play it off.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Comment about cute puppies.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Comment about dropping anvils on things which can only be called "cute" >D
Posted by Reep on :
Astonishment about how many posts this topic has quickly racked up and a self-aggrandizing reminder about who started this bit of lunacy, with a pinch of self pity about not getting to post intended satiric generic posts because everyone else has already done them.
parting comic harrumph
post script reminder to vote in equally clever polls
username smiley
Posted by Reep on :
Second self-aggrandizing comment about attempting this same topic at DCMB, but having it deleted by Board Moderator for no reason other than it was off-topic.
Inappropriate smug satisfaction about having something that doesn't even come close to a "last laugh." grin smiley
username smiley
Posted by Varalent on :
"Huh??? What did he say??" smiley
Posted by Reep on :
Feeble attempt to clarify prior irrelevent point/opportunity for self promotion. Awkward lighthearted dismissal of effort upon realizing its blithering inanity. Pseudo-humble apology for miniscule disruption of non-existent discussion, edited to minimize stumbling self embarassment.
Winking smiley in an attempt to pretend it's all a cryptic in-joke.
username smiley
Posted by Condo on :
innane humorous attaboy posted in order to urge continuation of hillarious posts by previous poster.
laughing out loud smiley
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Obscure Transformers reference
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Smiley, in an obvious attempt to get post count to major milestone
Posted by icefire on :
Flirting
Posted by Kid Prime on :
On-Topic quote, followed by a wan and whimsical remark about how far this thread has fallen
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Dancing numbers, followed by much hooting and hollering, followed by a grinning smiley, followed by a signature smiley, followed by flirting with previous poster!
Posted by Harbinger on :
sarcasm, slightly scornful but hiding an inability to fully understand the flow of conversation.
Posted by icefire on :
Flirting!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sudden comment about something totally unrelated to anything else said so far, with a slight nostalgic reference to an in-joke from two months ago involving a few alt ID's.
Posted by Reep on :
Doltish second attempt to explain prior irrelevent point/self promotion, while amazingly completely forgetting the clumsy flustered apology for it.
Transparent attempt to switch focus by asking a relentlessly beaten-to-death question about which version of a female character is the real character, allowing chance to make a snotty denouncement about those who disagree with personal over-intellectualized choice, which is primarily based upon one artist's decades old depiction favoring a lot of skin and bulges.
Over-the-top chuckleheaded challenge to the board to refute puffed up insignificant personal opinion.
Contemptuously expressing "understanding" that no one may be able to do so because, in a complete straight-out lie, no one ever has.
Inappropriate happy-smiley.
Confusing remnants of even worse ranting that somehow were missed from the deletions of twenty other paragraphs of ranting.
Posted by icefire on :
Flirting!
Posted by Reep on :
Random smiley just to bump up topic four spaces to the top.
Posted by Varalent on :
Pointless post by notorious post-a-holic commenting superfluously on incredulity concerning popularity of generic thread.
Dumbfounded smilie followed by super cool smilie
Gratuitous signature line seeking electoral support.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Expression of irritation regarding other people's libelous statements.
Posted by Reep on :
Abrupt endless parenthetical commentary, whose apathetic lack of style is only surpassed by a stunning unoriginality, yet with no direction or purpose other than to bang the keyboard till weariness or gluttony surfaces.
mispelled smiley name that comes out as text, not smiley
Posted by Reep on :
Single word ridicule of prior post's rambling mess - "Whatever."
Posted by Reep on :
Chirpy attempt to turn topic back something to something upbeat.
Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley. Happy-smiley.
Posted by Harbinger on :
Quote from page 2 followed by a comment agreeing with the sentiment.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Nebulous confused post from someone too lazy to read the thread, in hopes that the next post will unscrew the inscrutible.
Followed by: Huh?
Edited seven times.
Posted by Harbinger on :
overdone jubilation at posting the centenary post
Posted by Reep on :
Near-sociopathic third attempt to explain prior irrelevent point/self promotion, while yet again completely forgetting apology, second attempt to explain, and unrelated rooster-boy challenge to the board to refute feebleminded personal opinion
Babbling incoherence peppered with amusingly bizarre syntax and inadvertent rhyming phrasing.
Laughing-smiley to express delusional "triumph."
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
dramatic pause...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Thoughtful Sigh...
Followed by insane laughter...
and an irrelavent smilie
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Post that makes same point as one on Page Four because poster is too lazy/tired/busy to read entire thread.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nitpicky post to point out correct spelling of "irrelevant."
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Post wondering why HWW respells a word that wasn't actually in the original post. Posted by Varalent on :
Post wondering why KP points that out about HWW pointing that out.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Post wondering if KP missed Abin Quank's last post.
Posted by Reep on :
Post wondering if can come up with a funny continuation of "Post wondering..."
Posted by Varalent on :
Post wondering when Reep is going to come up with a funny continuation of "Post wondering..."
Posted by Reep on :
Post wondering when Varalent is going to come up with funnier continuation! Preemptively declaring "funniest to infinity!" to excessively win a simple and innocent not-even-a-contest.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Non-sequitur
Posted by Reep on :
Brain dissolving interpretation of above non-sequitor as a rationale for chic totalitarianism.
Posted by Reep on :
Sputtering outrage at disgracing of chicness rather than at depravity of totalitarianism.
Happy-smiley to show not really a crabby person but a people person!.
[ December 01, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Reep ]
Posted by Reep on :
Throwaway comment about nothing in particular just to test new avatar.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Post Wondering why HWW thinks "irrelevant" Typo's Matter?
Second part of post wonders if poster will ever learn to survive without a spellchecker?
Third part of post dismisses first two parts of post as Irrelevant and Immaterial to life in general!
Posted by Reep on :
Calm polite newbie inquiry as to what exactly is "the reboot." A tenative assumption that it must have to do with Computo or the original Brainiac because he's a computer or robot in the Superman Adventures show.
Parting assertion that a particular character is a hottie. Second brief assertion that so is another character, even though they act stuck up.
Many random smileys that orginally were over the limit but by several trial-and-errors found the correct limit amount.
Board slogan with many exclamation points.
Editing of several misspellings.
[ December 02, 2003, 11:02 AM: Message edited by: Reep ]
Posted by Reep on :
Several paragraphs of introductory scolding by board veteran, nastily correcting newbie's misassumption of about the reboot, but real motivation is just a power play to bully an adolescent because they can and also because they called their favorite character "stuck-up."
Welcoming the newbie to the board with many exclamation points.
Indifferent selection of several smileys.
Posted by Reep on :
Hasty genuine welcoming of newbie by board diplomats, advising newbie not to mind the prior poster because the poster has a "thing" about their favorite character being called "stuck-up."
Second enthusiastic sincere welcome with many exclamation points.
Many happy-smileys.
Board slogan with many exclamation points.
Posted by Reep on :
Harrumphing rejoiner by scolding poster that they do not have a thing about their favorite character being called "stuck up," and they would appreciate it if everybody would stop doing it and stop encouraging newbies to do it. Closing rhetorical inquiry asking how many times does he have to tell "you people" this.
Single random smiley.
No board slogan
[ December 02, 2003, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: Reep ]
Posted by Juan on :
Spanish post welcoming new member to Legion World. Comment on how a Spanish name for a particular Legionnaire would also work in English.
Posted by Reep on :
Placating post with well moderated tone by diplomatic poster advising scolding poster that there was no encouragement of calling their favorite character "stuck up," and have no idea where the scolding poster got that impression, and to please let the matter drop and to let's all just welcome the newbie to the board.
Single smiley.
Board slogan, no exclamation points.
Posted by Reep on :
Foolish post by confused newbie stating that the character really does act "stuck up" because another character said they did, with citation of issue, page, and panel.
Parting too bold rhetorical inquiry of what exactly is scolding poster's big problem, after all, it's says character is "stuck up" right in the comicbook.
Random maximum number of smileys.
Board slogan with many exclamation points.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Sarcky comment on Reep's shameless post-whoring/spamming of his own topic.
Posted by Reep on :
Additional poster recalling that, yes, one character did call the scolding poster's favorite character "stuck up," so what's the big deal?
[ December 02, 2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Reep ]
Posted by Reep on :
Another poster saying, yup, that's right, so back off scolding poster!
Posted by Reep on :
Self-congratulation for 1000th post by poster non-involved in discussion, many exclamation points.
Board slogan, many exclamation points.
Posted by Reep on :
Furious post of paragraphs and paragraphs by scolding poster that the issue citing a character calling their favorite character "stuck up" happened in a possible alternate reality in which their favorite character may have been under the influence of a hypnotic super-villain and not acting normally, and it's easy to see under such extreme and "non-counting" circumstances that character's behavior would misinterpreted as "stuck-up-ness."
Parting irate plea that everyone please come to their senses and see that their favorite character just couldn't possibly be "stuck-up," and that perhaps Board Moderators consider banning the newbie as being an Alternate ID of some poster who has always hated scolding poster's favorite character.
Many happy smileys.
Board Slogan with many exclamation points.
Re-avowal that favorite character is not now, nor has ever been "stuck-up."
[ December 02, 2003, 12:05 PM: Message edited by: Reep ]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Head shaking smiley for the amount of time some posters are spending on a topic that should have been on page 5 days ago.
Posted by Reep on :
Too elated post by same newbie mentioning finding another issue that has a different character calling scolding poster's favorite character "conceited," and correct him if he's wrong, but isn't that the same as "stuck-up?"
Gleeful expression of pleaseure in finding a message board that's so much fun!
Many smileys that went over the limit and had to be reduced back to the limit.
Board slogan with many exclamation points. Board slogan with many exclamation points. Board slogan with many exclamation points.
Assertion that scolding poster's favorite character is really, really "stuck-up" and everybody has always known it, like forever, many exclamation points.
Attempt to put more smileys, but remembered already at limit, so pulled half down from above to here.
Posted by Reep on :
Head shaking reminder that fun doesn't have a designated page number, and that if it's not fun, then why are some people still reading?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Post stating that this thread is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Post laughing at previous posters comment!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Outright post-whore post, nothing added to topic.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Outright post-whore post, nothing added to topic.
Um, what happened to these pages, 8 and 9?
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Comments that Reep "happened" to pages 8 and 9. Lets out loud sigh...
Posted by Harbinger on :
post-whores before anyone else can on this page
Posted by Reep on :
Sighs disappointingly that Sanity or Madness could so completely misunderstand the satiric intention in my creating this topic and of my posts to characterize them as "post-whoring" or "spamming."
Bucks up, forges ahead with flags flying into the oh-so-cruelly unapprectiated creative venture that is satirical posting at Legion World.
Board slogan, no exclamation points.
Happy-smiley.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Gives Reep an encouraging, but slightly patronizing "don't worry bud, you're still tops in book" silver-age type word of encouragement!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Reep: Chirpy attempt to turn topic back something to something upbeat.
Flame.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Post congratulating self for actually wading through all 10 pages of this thread. Followed by obligatory "masochism" comment and/or "needs to get a life" sentiment.
Posted by Reep on :
Generic commiseration about getting a life.
Three goofy smilies.
Posted by Reep on :
Nostalgic post reminiscing about the good old days when everybody used to post on this topic.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Post wondering outloud how the hell this topic got up to 10 pages already.
Shaking head smilie.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Giggle post...
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
Blatant Legion World electioneering post in which attention is drawn to a certain candidate's attributes.
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
A graemlin of the Super Moby Dick of Space fro no other reason than it looks cool.
Posted by Reep on :
Hustling post advertising that poster is selling his beat-up stack of 23 DC comics, with one coverless Timber Wolf, on E-Bay, minimum bid $500, but $650 takes it now.
Board slogan cut and pasted from same page, with last word chopped off.
Happy smilies.
Posted by Reep on :
Eight bump graemlins
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Notes how this topic has died since Reep's tantrumy bye-bye
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Rises this thread from the grave
Posted by Awkward Pause Boy on :
Post recanting everything I posted six months ago.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Querying as to whether that means Awkward Puse Boy no longer enjoyed Legion 37
Posted by MLLASH on :
Comment about Matter-Eater Lad, Infectious Lass or Policy Pam that no one cares about or even bothers to read.
Plug for Matter-Eater Lad: The Series.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Comment tying Jan Barth into Lash's previous comment.
Plus random hints about the future of Matter-Eater Lad: The Series.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Post expressing joy at seeing this old thread resurrected.
Nostalgic comment about 'good ol' days', following by a smiley and a look to good days to come.
Tangental comment about sex or drinking
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Attempt to somehow connect Jan Barth to Jarth in a pun that I haven't quite worked out yet.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Snide remark about a poster who hasn't checked this thread yet.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Off the cuff counter-remark
Posted by UTS on :
quote:Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?: Notes how this topic has died since Reep's tantrumy bye-bye
Expression of suspicion that the ghost of Reep is still lurking about.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Reference to the fact that I may just be an alt-ID of Reep.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Expression of belief that EDE currently makes up at least a third of LW.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Suggests that Ratty-boy could be right, but points out that Reep still had a tantrumy bye-bye.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Comments disbelievingly on the prospect that anyone has more altIDs than himself
Posted by UTS on :
States off-handedly that he has more than a dozen alt IDs.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Suspiciously denies that he is an alt-ID of UTS.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Remarks that he knows the secrets of at least half the alt ID's on Legion World...but will never tell anyone who he hasn't been part of his wide range of informants...
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Points out that CoKi knows less than half his altIDs Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Points out that CK knows at least half of SoM's alt ID's! He just hasn't been able to figure out the other half in the last two months...
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
SoM bwa-ha-has and maintains that, in addition to Cobie's ineffectualness, he still knows fewer than half Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Refers SoM back to a private conversation where CK had learned that he had figured just one more than half of SoM's alt ID's, unless he's added yet ANOTHER one to an already large list!
That's effectual enough! I said I knew half of them on Legion World, and I still am confident that I know at least half of everyone's!
Unless there people have a bunch they've NEVER used, like Scott has admitted to... Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Wonders how these last few posts qualify as "generic".
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Points out that any posts in this form count.
Chastises CoKi for using "I" in his second paragraph. Admits however, given CoKi's last PM, that NOW CoKi knows more than half, having discerned an additional one.
Maintains that primary IDs do not count as altIDs.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Wonders why this thread has become ignored again.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Register of mild amusement that thread has returned.
Posted by Numf El on :
Wonders what the hell this is all about.
Posted by Future on :
Joyous to see thread revived as well.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Smiles and laughs upon re-reading old thread.
Pauses and finally catches a few jokes that a certain poster who is no longer here was making at another's expense--uses graemlin to show that he never realized it and doesn't really approve.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Post which is nothing more than a gratuitous bump to start a fresh page.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Newbie bump of a long dead topic causing some to feel nostalgia and others to roll their eyes at the johnny-come lately.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
..wonders if it's possible to post off-topic in this thread.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Recalls with great affection various jokes made in this thread!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
...realizes this thread is from personal long posting gap.
Posted by SharkLad on :
... blushes from post on first page
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: boobies!
Marvels at its epic simplicity!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Expression of surprise at how many posters from 2003 are still active today.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Reads page one, then skips over rest to visit this page.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Wistful and nostalgic observation that a lot of fun people no longer post regularly.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Disagrees with a previous poster, makes a derogatory comment about a) artistic preferences b) favorite character c) Legion On the Run and d) the obvious superiority of the Silver Age Legion then rambles meaninglessly for two paragraphs.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Wanders off topic again.
Posted by Pov on :
Spams. Posted by SharkLad on :
goes for a cheap laugh ...
Posted by Pov on :
references ancient Cobie post from three message boards ago...
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
flame
Posted by Pov on :
too-personal retort
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
reference to out of line comment above poster made several years ago as if it was still revelant, revealing a personal grudge between two posters
Posted by Pov on :
PM to moderator demanding above poster be banned
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Moderator bans both posters in fit of disgust and because the moderator has been having a bad day in real life.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
poster unseen for some time complains about moderators abusing power and then turns entire arguement into a "common people versus tyranny" exposition just to make self look like sacrificial Messiah figure.
Posted by Pov on :
Milestone whoring post!
for this thread!
(and for me! Double milestone score!)
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Poster calls above 'milestone whore'
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Next poster complains about use of 'whore' in the post.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Brillant and dashing top poster encourages the use of 'post-hookering' instead, hoping its silliness will solve the problem.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Newbie wonders what the big deal is with high post counts.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Older posters actually embarrassed by large post counts
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(but not too embarrassed to discontinue inflating counts)
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
(need to hit Time Trapper x 2 before wedding )
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(wonders if the people who set up all these post-count levels ever anticipated someone even approaching 20,000)
Posted by Pov on :
Post calling for discouragement of blatant postcount inflation.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Superfluous post ignoring the call to end post-count inflation.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Calls for an end to all this off topic nattering and demands that the flame post be deleted!
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
blatantly flames above poster and calls him something absurd like pansy who can't take other people's opinions in order to justify flaming
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Flames all of the above.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Locks thread
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Unlocks thread after several days on stipulation that above posters will 'play nice'.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Posters play nice...for a while.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post made while inebriated, which will be regretted when read later in the harsh light of day.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Random flirtacious post.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Takes flirtation seriously. Gets hurt. Leave board for a while. Returns briefly. Leaves board for good.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Random flirtation with someone known to be of a different sexual preference.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
In attempt to be silly, uses alt ID for flirting purposes. Gets embarrassed when poster takes seriously, so does not reveal alt is actually an alt.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster figures it out anyway. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by Pov on :
Inane, non-sequitur post.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Makes fun of creator, gets scolded privately.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Questions inane non-sequitur post. What does it mean? How does it relate to the thread conversation?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Offers a vague and totally self-serving interpretation of the non-sequitir post that further confuses the issue.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
off-topic use to complain about current Legion
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Reference to character so obscure that "obscure" would be an upgrade.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Retorts that that character is a favorite and is not "obscure" but an integral part of Legion lore.
Posted by Pov on :
Post declaring anything not written and drawn by favorite creative team is NOT the real Legion. Posted by Lard Lad on :
Retorts that nothing published after Adv 247 is "real" Legion!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Agress and adds that even Adventure #247 is suspect.
Posted by Pov on :
Post wondering why that one kid is recolored green in all the #247 reprints.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post using the recoloring to justify Supergirl preceding Superboy as a Legionnaire.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Post referencing above conversation even though never read the issue at hand--and called out on it.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Bleeding-heart post protesting "call-out" post for being too harsh.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Argument analyzing why it is unlikely that Supergirl joined before Superboy, in spite of accepted but erroneous canon.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Random quote used which no one recognizes or understands contextually.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tired of all the arguing and tells all other posters to "Get a Life!" Posted naturally at 2:17 am
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Attempts to use random quote as an allegory for why the Legion should be rebooted to post-Magic Wars.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Vociferously opposes any rebooting that does not include TMK.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Random post wanting reboot to begin at TMK #6.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Amends opposition to include Proty/Garth, Sean/Shvaughn, and other controversial but beloved stories that must be preserved!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post stating that any TMK reboot should take place with Giffen onboard picking up immediately after Earth's destruction, while ignoring everything published between it and Zero Hour.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
flame
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Reiterates post about people needing to get a life.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Edited post leaving others to wonder exactly what was edited.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Observation about a rapidly impending post milestone.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
congratulates poster on milestone
Posted by Pov on :
Post slamming "observation" as blatant post-padding.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
post slamming above for blatant double-standard. Additional flaming to escalate tension.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Call for peace, love and cooperation.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Unnecessary song parody of Elvis Costello's "What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?"
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Flame about Elvis Costello
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Inquires if Elvis Costello was actually flaming
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Flame from poster thinking Elvis Presley was object of flame.
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
Post threatening a male with bodily harm.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Post expressing love for above poster despite never getting anything but threats of bodily harm.
Posted by Pov on :
Post recommending therapy. Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Alt ID post pretending to be a therapist. Somewhat offensive to people who have been to therapy before.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post comparing Alt to Lucy from Peanuts.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Post stating that "life" is over rated. Get a fiction!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
<rueful grin>
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Flames Grin, Bounty and the entire 5yg.
Posted by Cobaltus Primus Augustus on :
Acknowledges the presence of a master flame-warrior above.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post expressing anger that thread starter failed to put "SPOILERS" in title of thread.
Posted by SharkLad on :
recoils from the staggering amount of activity on the thread while spending a pleasant day at Six Flags ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Inquires about Six Flags trip and flames about annoying flag-o-meter guy in the commercials.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Waxes nostalgic about the old Six Flags commercials that had the creepy dancing old guy; includes Youtube link.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Complains that YouTube link not actually in post.
[ August 30, 2008, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Exnihil on :
Seizes upon minor typo to make a snarky comment that no such site as "YuoTube" exists.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Corrects typo and still asks for link.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Thinks that actual inclusion of link would be antithetical to "generic" nature of thread...
althooooough... by doing so, would the poster, in fact, not be including a generic example of an "off-topic" post?
remarks how that brings back memories
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Joins in with a dreamy wish for the old Legion to return and complains that Shooter just doesn't understand the fanbase anymore.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Gives a passionate but illogical defense of Shooter, who should be canonized for creating Karate Kid, Projectra, Fatal Five, Mordru, ad nauseum.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Shocks Legion fans by asking who this Shooter person is.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Exclamation of shock! Laments that kids of today just have no respect for history.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Defensive retort for not knowing everything there is about the Legion.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Sardonically quotes "hip" 31st century slang created by Shooter.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Obligatory slam at Shooter for his tenure as Marvel editor-in-chief.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Obligatory slams at Joe Quesada and Dan DiDidio.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post containing misspelling of "DiDio."
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post wondering if Porky Pig typed Quis's post.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post asserting rights of misspellers and stutterers ...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster declares he/she is quitting Legion World because of all the rampant insensitivity.
Posted by Pov on :
L337post announcing need to leave and plan to return, or "BRB".
(polite way of saying "I gotta hit the hopper" )
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post referring to X-Man "Rogue" with the French word for "red."
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Post complaining that the X-peeps steal all their best stuff from the Legion.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Random lurker delurks to savagely defend X-Men as far superior to Legion.
Posted by SharkLad on :
several mean spirited posts encouraging lurker to go back to lurking ...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Other posts defending lurker's right to his opinion...however flawed.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post completely missing the point of the ongoing discussion, then hastily edited less than ten minutes later.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post including accidental curse word due to typo.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post attempting to get around profanity filter by substituting "!" for "i"...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post wondering what sorry piece of sh!t would do that?!?!?
Posted by SharkLad on :
post deleted by administrator
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Protest of deletion.
Posted by Pov on :
Administrator's post warning further protest posts will also be deleted, and are possible grounds for banning! Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post expressing envy of those who are able to post from work computer.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post from work computer to underline source of envy.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post copying text of e-mail sent to previous poster's supervisor regarding poster's use of work computer for unauthorized purposes.
Posted by Pov on :
Post calling previous poster a NARC!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Befuddled poster who's never heard the term NARC and wants clarification.
Posted by SharkLad on :
nonsensical post with rambling drug references
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post from guy who seems to "get" nonsensical post preceding.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post pointing out homoerotic undertones of previous poster's comment.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster consults Gay Manual and refutes point.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post expressing surprise that previous poster has copy of Gay Manual.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster claims Manual on loan from Quis.
Posted by Pov on :
Post avering that previousPREVious poster was significant contributor to said manual.
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post expressing anger that video of private Stu/Cobie/Pov "beer party" was made public.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster making "bro rape" joke.
Posted by Pov on :
Post claiming all were consenting participants... Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post asking if Jack Johnson music was played.
Posted by Pov on :
Post calling for ban of excessive linking.
Posted by Pov on :
Retort post insinuating excessive drinking by above poster.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster resents *hic* insinuation!
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post pondering whether inebriated persons ever actually go *hic*.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster presents evidence of this via Youtube link.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Poster protests on grounds there is no link in previous post.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Befuddled poster who's never heard the term NARC and wants clarification.
Posts because no one yet has answered that NARC is for Narcotics Officer, usually one undercover trying to stop drug trafficking and use.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Poster clarifies he was being sarcastic about not knowing what a NARC was, and chides poster who explained for treating him like a dumb@$$!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
post exclaiming "can't we all just get along!"
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Previous poster replies with emphatic "NO!"
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Poster clarifies he was being sarcastic about not knowing what a NARC was, and chides poster who explained for treating him like a dumb@$$!!!
Post condescendingly explaining that sarcasm often doesn't translate well over the internet.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Poster clarifies he was being sarcastic about not knowing what a NARC was, and chides poster who explained for treating him like a dumb@$$!!!
Post condescendingly explaining that sarcasm often doesn't translate well over the internet.
Posts retort about using winking smilie
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Post condescendingly explaining that some people don't need to use smileys to express themselves clearly.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Post picking up where topic left off back on page 4.
Posted by Pov on :
...without quoting the post picked up from! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Makes comment about "newbies" and adds Posted by Jerry on :
Compliments veteran poster on new avatar.
[ September 07, 2008, 07:41 PM: Message edited by: Jerry ]
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Wonders what was wrong with old avatar.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Expresses desire for new avatar
Posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus on :
Expresses encouragement to try going avatar-less.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
States belief that going avatar-less is an insult to the owner of the site.
Posted by Masked STU on :
Explains that he has an avatar, but that it's invisible.
Posted by Pov on :
(...or just very small, like his p***s... )
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
flames above poster
Posted by Masked STU on :
Ponders aloud why Pov is so obsessed with STU's p***s...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Asserts that everyone here is obsessed with STU's p***s, whether they'll admit it or not.
Posted by Masked STU on :
Post that was hastily edited for fear that others might "get the wrong idea" from poster's apparent obsession with STU's p***s.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post insisting obsession with STU's p***s doesn't mean said poster has homosexual leanings.
Posted by Masked STU on :
Post asking innocently what the *** in "p***s" are supposed to be.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Makes fun of last poster, calling poster a "moron".
Posted by Masked STU on :
Post stating that admin was contacted regarding inappropriate personal attack on a new poster, who also happens to be 10 years old.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post reminiscing about how carefree it was to be 10 years old ...
Posted by Masked STU on :
Post lamenting how old the poster feels when reminiscing about being 10 years old.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Post discouraging pedophiliac conversation.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Asks where long time poster who hasn't posted for a while is.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Post wondering why everyone else that's supposed to here isn't posting in this cool thread
Post stating that this poster has found the "relevant post" from page 4.
Flames previous poster that complained and commits the obligatory misspelling, "moran!"
Posted by Pov on :
Post hotlinking Britney-without-undies pics.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
post quoting above post so if its edited by moderator, moderator may miss the quoted post and hotlink still exists.
Giggles like 12 year old.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Moderator, in especially bad mood, announces banning of hotlinker AND poster who quoted hotlink.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Complains about the Mod's abuse of power! Explains how to disable a link. Repeats misspelling!111!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Poster complaining of Mod abuse of power is banned for questioning Mod.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Mod is banned by site owner.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Banned mod hacks into site and crashes it.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Site retaliates with virus that destroys banned mod's computer.
Posted by Hot STU on :
Post noting that above posts are not representative of "generic" posts, but rather of non-post (i.e., message-board extrinsic) actions.
Posted by Pov on :
Post noting it's Lardy we're talking about... Posted by Hot STU on :
Post indicating agreement through succinct use of smileys. Posted by Lard Lass on :
Retaliatory raspberry. Posted by SharkLad on :
Post offering to upload pictures of members
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Post reminding previous poster that this is a family friendly website.
Posted by Hot STU on :
Post making joke about "bandwidth being exceeded" in relation to pictures of members.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post by tech neophyte asks what bandwidth is and why pictures of people would exceed it.
Posted by Pov on :
Post directing n00b to FAQ's
Posted by Hot STU on :
n00by post asking what FAQs are and where they can be found.
Posted by Pov on :
(Holycr@p, it's an actual site! )
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
snarky laughter
Posted by Lard Lass on :
Hot lesbian poster flirtatiously flashes her boobs (well, at least she says she did...)
Posted by Pov on :
Post offering to buy her a webcam... Posted by Hot STU on :
Post wondering whether Giant Robotic Lesbian and Lard Lad's transformation to a "smokin' hot lesbian" might be offensive to lesbians.
Posted by Pov on :
Post declaring "Just the really butch ones."
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post wondering what other kind are there?
Posted by Hot STU on :
Post wondering whether any lesbians are actually reading this thread.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post hoping any lesbians reading this thread (and certain others) have a sense of humor
Posted by Pov on :
...and pictures to PM. Posted by Hot STU on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: Post hoping any lesbians reading this thread (and certain others) have a sense of humor
Post that was never made because poster realized that what he was about to say might be considered offensive.
Posted by Lard Lass on :
Post from someone who read previous poster's mind and chided said poster for offensive thought (while flashing him her boobs).
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post expressing dismay at seeing a bearded man where previous poster's former avatar featured a young, scantily-clad Phoebe Cates.
Posted by Pov on :
Quote of previous post followed by "I agree."
Posted by SharkLad on :
post wondering whatever happened to Phoebe Cates
Posted by Pov on :
Post declaring she married "that 'Fish Called Wanda' guy".
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post expressing happiness for the couple but secretly wishing misfortune upon Kevin Kline.
Posted by Pov on :
Post wondering if he's Chris Kline's father?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post inquiring whether previous poster posed his question in earnest or in jest.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post wondering if this topic is getting too specific.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post to say that poster is getting tired of the thread and doesn't plan to post to it anymore.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post suggesting previous poster do something to liven up the topic (but still keep it generic).
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post also suggesting poster 2 posts up may just be a poo-poo head.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post responding to previous post
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post quietly applauding return of generic poster.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post stating that I am really not going to post to this thread anymore.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post stating that "not anymore" is a long time, but understanding need for specificity.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post expressing good riddance to whiny poster from 2, 4 and 7 posts ago but doubting said poster's sincerity.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post agreeing with previous bearded poster due to other poster's known addiction to posting.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Poster returns to thread to defend his sincerity.
Posted by LardLad on :
Poster expresses displeasure with their being no perfectly appropriate smiley in existence to express "I toldja so" about previous poster's predicted return.
Posted by Pov on :
Post linking to Nelson Muntz "HA Ha!" image.
Posted by Pov on :
Post requesting someone make a smiley for the above image and statement.
Posted by LardLad on :
Poster wonders why there's no Nelson smiley.
Posted by Pov on :
Poster makes complaining reply about him not being in the Legion.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Poster points out Titan smilies
Posted by LardLad on :
Post asking if implication is that Nelson's a Titan?!?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Posts rolling eyes smilie and makes comment about having to explain what is obvious.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post observing that most of the recent posts on this thread have not been "generic" posts per se, but rather posts making specific statements, which have been phrased in such a fashion as to suggest the appearance of a generic post to the casual reader.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post telling previous poster to mind his own business.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post pointing out that this is a public message board, and in any event, the previous poster has surrendered all moral authority to tell others to mind their own business, that poster having disclosed his own business (i.e., TMI) freely and widely on said public message board.
Posted by LardLad on :
Raspberry smiley post.
Posted by Pov on :
Post calling for moderator intervention in the above 4-post lovers' quarrel... Posted by LardLad on :
Post for the sake of posting.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: Post calling for moderator intervention in the above 4-post lovers' quarrel...
Post noting that poster is himself a mod, and banning the above poster for excessive snideness.
Posted by SharkLad on :
post inciting fellow posters to overthrow the mods!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post warning SharkLad that he will be the next to be modded.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post containing an obscene gesture
Posted by Pov on :
and the phrase "Bite Me!" Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post noting that both Pov and SharkLad have been bitten, and that it tasted gross.
Posted by Pov on :
Quip that ratbites required rabies shots. Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post expressing amusement that Pov had to get rabies shots.
Posted by Pov on :
^^note no expression of surprise that he carries Rabies...
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post pointing out that Stu need not have rabies in order to be amused by the fact that Pov got rabies shots out of an erroneous assumption that he was at risk of contracting rabies.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Comment related to holiday somebody invented.
Posted by Pov on :
HAPPY CRAMER DAY!
Well, it should be a holiday. :harumph: Posted by Pov on :
Poster chastised for not being on-topic... Posted by SharkLad on :
post challenging notion that this poster tastes gross, while also expressing amusement over being the bitee for once instead of the biter ...
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post questioning whether SharkLad has ever bitten himself, and if not, how he knows whether or not he tastes gross -- and also implicitly wondering whether a part of SharkLad other than the part that Stu bit might taste less gross.
Posted by LardLad on :
wtf post from n00bie.
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Obligatory welcome post to n00b-E Lad with link to FAQ
Posted by LardLad on :
n00bie asks for someone to please explain MMB to him (or her).
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post expressing uncertainty over gender of n00bie poster.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post contemplating how it could ever be possible to explain the MMB to anyone, let alone a n00b.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Philosophical post remarking that we often love things we do not completely understand, and fail to understand completely those things we love.
Posted by Pov on :
Flame post asking previous poster if he wants to sing The Rose for us now... Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post expressing love for The Rose and gives a very detailed description of said movie, its star and personal experiences regarding both.
Posted by Pov on :
Post asking what the f*** that has to do with this message board?! Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post speculating that Pov loves The Rose, and is overcompensating to cover up that fact.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Explanation of how many actors from The Rose it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Posts smilie to indicate laughter
Posted by Pov on :
Posts "confused" smiley Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post mocking previous poster for being so easily confused, and also pointing out that actual use of smiley is unnecessary and redundant, as post stated that "confused" smiley was being posted.
Posted by dedman on :
Post exclaiming on the distinct lack of cowbell in this thread and calling for the need of a cowbell smiley
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
<blank space due to double post which could not be deleted, only erased>
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
lame joke about poster repeating him/herself made before double post was erased.
Posted by SharkLad on :
post criticizing last poster for making a joke when everybody has made a double post
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Moderator admonition.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Apologizes for crass behavior while making additional comment that casts doubt on sincerity of apology.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post asking the moderator for further admonition ...
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Moderator posting that the next "admonition" will be a temporary loss of posting privileges.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Full flame turned on moderator, invoking First Amendment rights.
Posted by LardLad on :
Poster claiming to be John Hancock's descendant.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Scorched earth banning of all posters who contributed to the thread at issue, just to make a point.
Posted by LardLad on :
Site turns out to be Mirror Universe version of Legion World.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Thread subject changes to inane word game.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
bump of thread for no reason or maybe just to pad post count
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post expressing belief in the latter reason (and also incidentally padding poster's own post count).
Posted by LardLad on :
Post feigning outrage over obvious post-padding (while padding own posts).
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post perpetuating latest internet meme (and also padding post count).
Posted by LardLad on :
Post break while fapping to meme.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post remarking that above comment exemplifies "self love" in more ways than one.
Posted by LardLad on :
fapping resumes, nonetheless.
Posted by dedman on :
Post declaring a new milestone reached
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post just because topic was here.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post random question to membership, because don't know where else to put post.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
scolds poster for cluttering up thread with unrelated posts. Provides instructions for starting new thread.
Posted by SharkLad on :
post admiring poster's new avatar
Posted by Stu Rat on :
(This post intentionally left blank.)
Posted by LardLad on :
Catastrophy caused by unfortunate typo.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post decrying bad spelling as just that, not typo.
Posted by LardLad on :
Another poster wonders if supposed typo was actually Freudian slip.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post wondering what previous poster would look like wearing a slip ...
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post wondering whether above poster was actually being serious (and thus perhaps a bear fan).
Posted by LardLad on :
Poster wandering how previous posters assessment of prior post might make said poster a "bear fan"?!?!?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Posts picture related to topic being discussed.
Posted by LardLad on :
Posts wondering what picture of hairy fat guy lounging with Cheez-Its has to do with anything.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post wondering if Cheez-Its are to be used to produce fakie tan.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post going off on another tangent by remarking how much the poster likes to eat Cheez-Its.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post wondering if said poster ever lost a Cheez-it under man-boob, and if so, for how long.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post inquiring whether "said poster" referred to poster or to previous poster.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu Rat: Post going off on another tangent by remarking how much the poster likes to eat Cheez-Its.
Post assuming poster quoted here was referring to hairy chested, Cheez-it eating poster.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post saying good night.
Posted by LardLad on :
Ambivalent post.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Semibivalent post.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post quoting section from wikipedia about Principle of Bivalence and questioning logic of semibivalence.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post exclaiming "WTF" is bivalence
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
post exclaming surprize that this thread is still active.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post remarking that Quis's posts are becoming more Cobie-esque by the day.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post asking what is meant by "Cobie-esque"?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Post directing previous poster here.
Posted by LardLad on :
Ohhhh...I get it, now!
"Cobie-esque" = "Retarded"
...er, generically, that is...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post praising Cobie.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Appearance of Abin's automatic reply function
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Image of Stoopid Cat.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
gay-flirting non sequitur inserted here
Posted by LardLad on :
Random quote posted that no one recognizes nor sees as relevant to anything.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post requesting that thread get back on topic.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Off-topic post ignoring previous post's request to get back on topic.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post suggesting change of topic.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post asking what the topic was
Posted by LardLad on :
Post clarifying that by "change of topic" meant having a topic in lieu of none being discernible.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post suggesting absence of topic is topic itself.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Almost-but-not-quite non sequitur, including obscure Silver Age Legion reference and gay innuendo, tied together by my LMB character's "hook".
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Post of dancing numbers to celebrate a post count milestone.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post lamenting this posters lack of posts compared to other posters
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
post to pad post count
Posted by SharkLad on :
post accusing previous poster of post padding
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Acknowledges post count padding and states no shame in doing such.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post exclaiming LMBP motto!
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Post wondering whether LMBP motto is still "Sweet ass sweet!"
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Initiates poll to determine LMBP motto
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Inquires about the location of said poll.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Gives link to poll in helpful, friendly, slightly flirtatious manner.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Post remarking that any inquiry about a "poll" is not unlikely to result in a flirtatious and/or innuendo-laden response.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Post remarking that nearly any inquiry or statement is not unlikely to result in a flirtatious and/or innuendo-laden response on this site.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post asking where one can get their 'poll' cleaned around here.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Post inquiring why a device used to solicit opinions from the public would need to be cleaned.
Posted by LardLad on :
Poster points out 'poll' sounds like 'pole'.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post wondering where previous poster stuck his pole
Posted by LardLad on :
Poster wondering where previous previous poster hasn't stuck his pole.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post wondering if previous poster is referring to himself and if so further wondering why previous poster doesn't know where previous poster stuck his pole
Posted by LardLad on :
Poster reminds previous poster that this is "Generic Topic", so no specific poster is being referred to.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post just to post on topic.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post just to kill time before dinner
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Post while spacing out during vice-presidential debate.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post while suffering from insomnia.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post while eating pretzels
Posted by LardLad on :
Post while high.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Post expressing doubt about veracity of previous poster's claim.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post stating the seriousness of drug abuse and how posters should not make light of drug use. Launches in to long and convoluted personal story about a negative experience involving a friend of a friend of a friend whose personal history showcases high achievement athletically and scholasticly, but who was pressured in a social situation to partake of illegal narcotics which resulted in either great bodily injury (paralysed) or death. Poster insists that said narrative is true despite similarities to known fictitious drug abuse stories put out by anti-drug organizations.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post offering previous poster some weed
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Post going with the obvious "sea weed?" pun.
Posted by dedman on :
Random flirty post
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
responds to flirty post even knowing previous poster would prefer someone of the opposite gender
Posted by dedman on :
post extolling the virtues of bi-beer Posted by LardLad on :
post seconding that Posted by Exnihil on :
post which was formerly a huge spoiler regarding the Grand Prize of the posters' new game show on the Spaceopoly forum - now edited to simply be a generic solicitation for a few more people to sign up for it.
[ November 12, 2008, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: Exnihil ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post on the way to Spaceopoly.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post from the potty.
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
Incredulous post.
Posted by Floating Foxlike Creature on :
** foxlike post **
Posted by LardLad on :
**lardlike post**
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Expressing sorrow at the departure of long time poster
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Ditto post, with nostalgic references to departing poster.
Posted by Exnihil on :
A " , I hardly knew ye" post.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post expressing good riddance to departing poster.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Pedantic post correcting grammar and spelling of previous posters.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post bemoaning the grammar police
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Post using the term "meany-head"
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post using the word "underpants."
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Use of at the above childishness
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post saying sorry poster has been absent from the boards lately
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post to change topic.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post to say that topic has changed.
New Topic: To post or not to post?
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post decrying change of topic
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post showing astonishment at just how long this thread has lasted.
Posted by Stealth on :
Post breakfast cereals
Posted by Lad Boy on :
post lambasting P&G for the unhealthy content of most of its breakfast
obligatory WTF post
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post expressing realization of how provocative previous poster's avatar is ...
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post wondering who was the artist watching person in said avatar in order to do the rendering...
Posted by Lad Boy on :
generic bump
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post making sexual innuendo out of previous post
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post shaking head at how much innuendo is made out of previous posts.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Lame attempt to continue innuendo theme.
Posted by cleome on :
Denial of being amused by innuendo, despite clear demonstration of amusement.
(Also obligatory Marx Bros. reference.)
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post decrying indigestion from eating too many cookies
Posted by cleome on :
Failed attempt to initiate a flamewar over the obvious paucity of cookies in the chatroom.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
reminisces about old flame war between pie and cake
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
post extolling the virtues of plain old pound cake.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Favourite pound cake recipe, in metric
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Post converting metric measurements to cups and teaspoons.
Posted by cleome on :
Diet post suggesting crumb of pound cake rather than pound of crumb cake.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post noting diet posts are less filling.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Request for other favourite recipes and statement suggesting diets go to hell for the holidays.
Posted by SharkLad on :
post decrying having to shovel snow!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Post gloating about never having to shovel snow.
Posted by cleome on :
Pre-caffeinated mornig post rife with pathtic typos and, bad puncuation too,
Posted by Exnihil on :
Post demanding that previous poster choose an avatar, as the lack of one keeps making think that STU's back. Posted by cleome on :
Apologetic post explaining that newbie can't pick an avatar because she's too busy crushing out on Malvolio's avatar an undisclosed avatar for the remainder of '08.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post looking forward to previous poster's new avatar in '09.
Posted by dedman on :
Post suggesting we all get new avatars for '09
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Non-sequitar response that threatens to derail thread.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post just to be posting on this derailed thread.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post wishing all fellow posters a very Happy Holiday!!!
Posted by cleome on :
Pre-Post-Christmas-Day-Hangover Post
(Leftover Chinese food optional.)
Posted by cleome on :
Fear-Of-Thread-Scrolling-Off-Main-Page post.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Sunday Night post.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Very early morning post, pointing out that no one else is here.
Posted by Reboot on :
Early Sunday morning post, pointing out that no-one else AT ALL is here.
Posted by cleome on :
Late Sunday morning football widow post.
Posted by LardLad on :
Sunday mid-afternoon football widowee (?) post.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Sunday evening long and rambling post, since computer is available due to on-going, tied football game absorbing the attention of the other computer user in the household.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post during a time-out of ongoing, tied football game.
Posted by dedman on :
Post study time post
Posted by LardLad on :
Post made while aforementioned football game is in danger of becoming a blowout.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Bored post for the sake of posting post.
Posted by cleome on :
Cat walking across keyboard in mid 0[b'5y-9-hnan43;oi post post.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post noting I don't have a cat.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Post stating that while dogs require a greater investment than cats, they return a greater dividend.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post requesting picture of keyboard-walking cat.
Posted by cleome on :
Belated family cat link post, sans keyboard.
Posted by dedman on :
Exclaimions of joy over cute cat pics post
Posted by SharkLad on :
post decrying allergy to cats
Posted by Exnihil on :
Lame post making reference to the rapidly aging internet meme of lolcats; something to the effect of "pozting" on "ur legun worlz".
Posted by cleome on :
Post asking forgiveness for not posting recently. (The cats were hungry.)
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post commenting on "Adult Content Notice" to view cat pictures and descrying internet censorship.
Posted by matlock on :
Post noting crazy antics of poster's child.
Posted by cleome on :
Post humbly requesting that FC and other LMB regulars hate the game, not the player.
[ January 15, 2009, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post letting previous poster know I'm down with that, c.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post enthusastically asking "Are we playing a game? What's the game? Can I play too?"
Posted by cleome on :
Post requesting stand-by while the Interplanetary Chance Machine is recharged.
Posted by dedman on :
Post requesting a helmet.
Posted by cleome on :
Post suggesting everyone have their helmet size in the avatar sub-heading, just in case.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Libertarian, anti-helmet law post.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Post while trying to remember what the Interplanetary Chan-- BONK! Ow. Never mind. thud!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post posting image of Interplanetary Chance Machine.
Posted by cleome on :
Post awaiting instructions from mission leader AFOB.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH aka VOTE FAT CRAMER: attempt to veer topic back into sexual territory
Post finally admitting that sex is all the public really cares about anyway.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post featuring graphic sexual descriptions.
Posted by cleome on :
Post hotlinking sexually descriptive graphics.
[banning to follow in 5... 4... 3... 2...]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Post reacting to graphic sexual descriptions with subtle innuendo.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post giving too much information about what activities said images elicited from poster.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Post threatening to report the hotlinking and innuendo to the mods.
Posted by LardLad on :
Post using unflattering sexual innuendo about threatening poster.
Posted by cleome on :
Innuendo-Is-So-Last-Week Post
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Last week was Innuendo Week post.
Posted by Stealth on :
Innuendo is a great Queen album post.
Posted by Zardi, the Eternal Man on :
Post vowing to start a reign of terror
Posted by cleome on :
Jaded heard-it-all-before-about-three-dozen-reboots-ago post
Posted by cleome on :
Shameless closing in on 5000th post post
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Anticipatory congratulations post.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post expressing surprize that this thread has been bumped
Posted by cleome on :
Generic Oh-my-gosh-I'm-a-Wanderer! post
Posted by Stealth on :
Generic dorky dance to moldy-oldie "The Wanderer" post.
Posted by Stealth on :
Almost-killed-thread-with-previous-post post.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post resulting from confusion with "Kill This Thread" post.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Post laughing at confusion of threads but make a spelling misteak or too.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Assinine post pointing out the irony of the previous poster's mistakes.
Posted by Exnihil on :
Edited post.
[ December 01, 2009, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: Exnihil ]
Posted by Ram Boy on :
To quote Exnihil, "Melba toast."
Post misquoting previous post.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Post quoting a post from ten pages ago just to express agreement with it.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Post disagreeing with above poster simply to disagree.
Posted by cleome on :
Generic take-it-outside-you-goombahs post
Posted by Lad Boy on :
ALL CAPS FLAMING POST WITH LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR UNAMBIGUOUS EMPHASIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Post-count-padding post.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Incredibly rude post prefaced by "I don't mean to be rude, but..."
Posted by Lad Boy on :
futile attempt to return thread to civil and enlightened discourse
Posted by Lardi on :
Post from aelf-professed peacemaker whose efforts actually make things worse.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post announcing that poster will no longer be posting here because of the controversy.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Post asking moderator to lock thread before even more posters flounce.
Posted by cleome on :
Post expressing disappointment at the distinct lack of flouncing so far this week.
Posted by Lardi on :
post regarding the word "flounce"?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Post with link to appropriate definition of flounce.
Posted by cleome on :
Return of poster who swore yesterday that she'd never post again post.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Gushing and totally sincere post welcoming the weak-willed poster back to the fold.
Posted by cleome on :
first generic of 2010
Posted by dedman on :
Post giving congrats to Cleome on her generic post
Posted by cleome on :
generic gratitude post
Posted by dedman on :
generic post padding post
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Post expressing puzzlement about the fact that people are posting to this topic again.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Post offering witty banter and/or sarcasm in response to EDE.
Posted by dedman on :
geriatric post...oops wrong thread
Posted by cleome on :
generic beard content post
Posted by Dev Em on :
Generic post trying hard to sound funny, even though it's not.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Overly dramatic request for people to please go back and read all 48 pages of this thread before they start expressing new opinions
Posted by Dev Em on :
Total reply of shock and disdain for being asked to reread this entire thread.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Post giving the finger to both previous posters.
Posted by Dev Em on :
Post with a flippant response to said poster who flipped me the bird.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Post pointing out that poster *has* read the entire thread, and that every other poster is therefore less qualified to post in this thread.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Post claiming the last two posters are the same poster with two usernames.
Posted by Officer Taylor on :
Follow-up post providing "proof".
See! Toldja!
Posted by Dev Em on :
Post denying said charges and wondering how I got dragged into this particular argument.
Posted by cleome on :
Generic blaming of current shenanigans on unhappy childhoods post
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Random bumping of topic after it has been dormant for a while.
Posted by cleome on :
generic post politely inquiring as to the status of the previous poster's evening
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
new person, unwilling to read all previous 48 pages of posts, but wanting to join
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Friendly post inviting previous poster to join in.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
delight at feeling that mbs are so life-like
Posted by cleome on :
generic stalling when one should be out in the fresh air post
Posted by Exnihil on :
Generic "just picking threads I like from a few pages back and bumping 'em" post
Posted by Kent on :
generic non-sequitor post that may or may not be an innuendo.
Posted by Chief Taylor on :
random poll that draws little to no interest
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
desperate attempt to not make a joke about drawing polls
Posted by cleome on :
generic wondering as to the status/whereabouts of the previous poster
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
generic joke about said poster being an alt of a more frequent poster.
Posted by Kent on :
mocked indignation about content of prior post, implying innuendo where prior poster may or may not have intended it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
shrug
Posted by cleome on :
generic kill-time-while-the-coffee-brews post
Posted by cleome on :
Post-modern architecture post
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Post expressing lack of appreciation for said architecture.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Something pithy!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Post feigning boredom...
Posted by cleome on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Post expressing lack of appreciation for said architecture.
post congratulating other poster for actually possessing a lick of sense post
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