AND A MESSAGE BOARD FOR POSTING! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Merry Christmas to all! And as Tiny Tim used to say, "God bless us all, every one of us!"
Thanks Lash! You've outdone yourself again Posted by MLLASH on :
I had to seperate the 7 Cobies humping, they were scaring the 11 robot lesbians.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm sure on of the punning Teeds must've said something to make you smile when that happened...
Posted by STU on :
Hmm... does that add up to:
12 message boards for posting 22 Fat Cramers 30 Dean pics 36 Cruey busts 40 punning Teedses 42 Icefires flirting 42 Cobies humping (guess the flirting paid off just right ) 40 caps so nelly (enough for all the punning Teedses) 36 studs named Matthew 30 Outdoor Miners 22 robot lesbians 12 free SHAKES cocktails
Wow!
(I claim one of those cocktails... )
Posted by MLLASH on :
The punning Teeds ran off with 10 of my cocktails (one for each of their hands!)
Can I interest you in a cap so nelly?
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Such a lie. I'd take the caps (which on me would not be nelly but instead darling).
Posted by STU on :
OK, but just one. You'll have to offload the rest of that shoddy merchandise elsewhere -- maybe as Secret Santa gifts at your workplace.
I'll take 6 Fat Cramers, 25 Icefires, 21 Cobies, 18 Matthews, and an Outdoor Miner or two. Just back the U-Haul up to the side door, please...
Posted by MLLASH on :
NO WAY am I giving up my Cobies, Matthews and Miners!
Take the robot lesbians instead.
Posted by STU on :
I'd, uh, rather not.
[trembling]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: I'd, uh, rather not.
[trembling]
More proof that STU is NOT a lesbian
Posted by STU on :
No, I was just trembling with anticipation.
And demurring so that I could play hard to get.
Posted by Arachne on :
ROTFL Hillarious Lash, but only 12 Shakes cocktails? That's barely enough to survive. Posted by MLLASH on :
Glad you liked it, Arachne!
It was fun trying to come up with words that fit the original song that were also references to LEGION WORLD...!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
That was good. All we need is a Chameleon smiley morphing into a Christmas wreath.
(No pressure, Nighty!)
[ November 24, 2003, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: No, I was just trembling with anticipation.
And demurring so that I could play hard to get.
I knew it. Posted by Kid Prime on :
I guess the Nightys bamfing, Lightning Laddies, Drakeys drawing, Sonnies traveling, Greybirds flying, Juans a-doctoring, Reeps a-polling, Stu's a-barking, Povs a-painting, Arachnes spinning, Calebs moving, Rokks a-sueing, Seymours planting, and even Primes transforming are still up for grabs. To say nothing of the Lyric LASHES.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Thank you, Santa Lash! Perhaps you could start working on "The Night Before Christmas on Legion World".
And a jolly alternate version, KP!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Lash, do I get to at least be one of the stud Matthew's? I know the others are reserved for a certain other Matt...
Posted by MLLASH on :
See, I realized right away there was no way I could include everyone (and I couldn't figure out how to make Jeffy/Kippers or Povvins fit in the song, though I tried!)....
Sooooooo I tried to use blanket references to cover many folks at once. The "studs named Matthew" cover Boy w/ UP, Danny Blaine, matlock and probably a few others as well. The SHAKES cocktails was giving a wave to Semi, Vee and the steady customers of that fine establishment and of course the message board for posting was the greatest gift of all from Scooter and Gary! (I had also tried to work the phrase "Gary Smilies" or "Gary Graemlins" into the song but couldn't make it sound good!)
So Danny, you were already intended to be one of the studs named Matthew!
And Kippers, if you have an alternate version you wanna post here I'd love to read it!
Posted by STU on :
I think we could have an entire thread devoted to LW carols!
Deck the boards with Nighty graemlins...
Dashing through the threads, posting all the way...
Silent night (no one's posting)... Posted by MLLASH on :
Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen! Peace on LWORLD and mercy mild Reep and Greybird reconciled
Joyful now as Thora rises And rubs Cobie with her thigh-ses As Harbinger hosts proclaim Lash is horny once again Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen
Teeds whom we all just adore EDE full of Legion Lore Povvins is a naughty sweet Sonnie Boy just can't be beat
lil rhino is so witty Arachne is oh-so pretty Nightcrawler is graemlin king at the Karaoke Stage we all will sing
Hark! The LMB shall sing Glory to Homecoming Queen!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Flirting we have done online Sweetly typing those PMs Posting silly sweet nothings It's time to flirt once again
Gloria in excessive flirting
Gloria in excessive flirting
Posters why no jubilee? Why has flirting nearly ceased? What hubby don't know won't hurt him So resume flirting once again
Gloria in excessive flirting
Gloria in excessive firting
[ December 13, 2004, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]
Posted by Pov on :
All I want for Christmas is my two front ... Posted by MLLASH on :
You naughty sweet!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wow. You definitely have a gift for parody lyrics, Mikey. Those are great.
Posted by MLLASH on :
XXXXs Jeffey!
Posted by Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: 36 Cruey busts
I can't imagine that anyone would want those...
They must be like 31st Century fruitcakes...
[ November 25, 2003, 09:04 AM: Message edited by: Crujectra ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lash, your version of "Hark! the Herald angel sings" has just made my whole week ! I love it! I want more!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Thanks Cobie!
Here's a few quickie snippets for ya:
Santa Baby
Semi baby Leave a cocktail under the tree For me I've been an awfully bad boy Semi baby Hurry down my chimney tonight
***********************
The First Noel
The first meeting of the LMB was a crazy occassion that made history
From home to home they all have been hurled But now they reside on Their very own WORLD
***************************
Let it Snow
Oh the weather outside is frightful So stay in and post and take a poll Hit the PC Machine, now go! Take a poll, take a poll, take a poll
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by Greybird on :
[MLLASH] { Reep and Greybird reconciled }
"Might as well be frank, monsieur. You'd need a miracle to get out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed miraclesssss." -- Ferrari (Sydney Greenstreet) in "Casablanca"
{rueful smile}
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: That was good. All we need is a Chameleon smiley morphing into a Christmas wreath.
(No pressure, Nighty!)
I warned Gary this would happen. He's already given in to the Reep/Turkey. After the Reep/Wreath or Reep/Santa what's next? Reep/New Year's Baby? Reep/Cupid? Reep/Washington/Lincoln? Just create one, morphing through the major holidays and call it quits. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
Santa Baby
Semi baby Leave a cocktail under the tree For me I've been an awfully bad boy Semi baby Hurry down my chimney tonight
All of your work is exquisite, but this one truly shows the boundless extent of your artistry. The understated appreciation for your subject matter makes this ditty obviously one of your most beloved.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: That was good. All we need is a Chameleon smiley morphing into a Christmas wreath.
(No pressure, Nighty!)
I warned Gary this would happen. He's already given in to the Reep/Turkey. After the Reep/Wreath or Reep/Santa what's next? Reep/New Year's Baby? Reep/Cupid? Reep/Washington/Lincoln?
Those are all wonderful Ideas Scott, I hope Gary appreciates all you're doing for him. Posted by the boy with UltraPowers on :
very funny LASH !!!
nice of you to mention, me !!!
Matthew.
Posted by icefire on :
Thanks Lash I am honored to be put into your song!!!!
Posted by icefire on :
Thanks Lash Im honored to be part of your Holidays!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: See, I realized right away there was no way I could include everyone (and I couldn't figure out how to make Jeffy/Kippers or Povvins fit in the song, though I tried!)....
Sooooooo I tried to use blanket references to cover many folks at once. The "studs named Matthew" cover Boy w/ UP, Danny Blaine, matlock and probably a few others as well. The SHAKES cocktails was giving a wave to Semi, Vee and the steady customers of that fine establishment and of course the message board for posting was the greatest gift of all from Scooter and Gary! (I had also tried to work the phrase "Gary Smilies" or "Gary Graemlins" into the song but couldn't make it sound good!)
So Danny, you were already intended to be one of the studs named Matthew!
And Kippers, if you have an alternate version you wanna post here I'd love to read it!
Lash, I had figured as much. You aren't really one to leave people out. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
God Rest Ye merry Message Posters of tidings and dismay! for Lightning Lad and Nightcrawler have made Legion World today To save us all from message board limbo when we have gone astray...
Posted by STU on :
It's official. The holidays have begun: Posted by the boy with UltraPowers on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: It's official. The holidays have begun:
do you count the day after THANKSGIVING then ??? as the start of the CHRISTMAS ....
i suppose we wait till December the 1st and the first day of the ADVENT calendar, although in work at the moment i'm in the mood for Christmas songs !!!
Matthew.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: I warned Gary this would happen. He's already given in to the Reep/Turkey. After the Reep/Wreath or Reep/Santa what's next? Reep/New Year's Baby? Reep/Cupid? Reep/Washington/Lincoln?
'Tis a slippery slope indeed.
Posted by STU on :
Deck the threads with Nighty graemlins
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
So festive (unlike the Kremlin)
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
(Make a joke at your own peril)
Fa la la la la, la la la la! Posted by Saturn Girl on :
WOW! Lash you've really started something here. People seem to be excited for the holidays now. See, it IS a state of mind and heart, and it's not all about the gifts and how much you can spend. This year we have each other, and this unique and magickal place to share.
Scott is still in a sleeping coma from the turkey yesterday, but when he wakes up and goes into LMB Founder Mode, you can bet he will add some more new lyrics to old festive favorites.
Keep it up! I'm going to work on a song too, and I will be laughing as your 'Legion lyrics' will replace old lyrics this season.
(singing mode) Posted by MLLASH on :
Rockin' around the LMB at the Hootchie Hut tonight Strippers will dance where you can see so there's no need to fight
Rockin' around the LMB over at the Red Light Lounge Head to the back room if what you need Is the hottest guys in town
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Cobie saying, "Sweet ass sweet" When the stripper's clothes Fall to her feet
Rockin' around the LMB At their Christas party hop Everyone's dancing merrily Doing the Durlan Bop
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm rather good at the Dulran Bop and it makes the ladies weak in the knees... Posted by Arachne on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Deck the threads with Nighty graemlins
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
So festive (unlike the Kremlin)
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
(Make a joke at your own peril)
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
ROTFL!
Posted by STU on :
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus Over on the MMB last night. He didn't see me creep Into this thread to have a peep; He thought that I was taking a poll by Reep. Then, I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Mommy had only seen Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night! Posted by MLLASH on :
Jillikers! What gifts might the 12 days of Christmas 2004 bring...?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm particulurly fond of this one
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen! Peace on LWORLD and mercy mild Reep and Greybird reconciled
Joyful now as Thora rises And rubs Cobie with her thigh-ses As Harbinger hosts proclaim Lash is horny once again Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen
Teeds whom we all just adore EDE full of Legion Lore Povvins is a naughty sweet Sonnie Boy just can't be beat
lil rhino is so witty Arachne is oh-so pretty Nightcrawler is graemlin king at the Karaoke Stage we all will sing
Hark! The LMB shall sing Glory to Homecoming Queen!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The first Numf-El Harbiinger saw Was not unlike MLLASH but not quite as raw. Not quite as raw, minding the boards On a cold winter's night fending off Hrun's little hordes Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El Porn is the thing of Quislet's cell. Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Good High Priestess Viv looked out on the Feast of Yule. When ev'ryone that posts about fellowship and brew. Brightly shone the moon that night, Glist'ning like shined pewter Rather than watch such stars so bright, all were on computer.
[ December 15, 2004, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Prime on :
This thread really just gets better with age. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
'Tis the season.
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
OH.MY.GOD!
Posted by Ghost of Numf-El on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: OH.MY.GOD!
I second that!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
God Rest Ye Merry Jectra Twins, Let nothing you dismay, Remember Lash our Founder, was born happy and gay To save us all from the Anti-Moderator When we weren't allowed to play O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
On Legion World, in the MMB, The blessed babe was born But if anyone else calls Harbi a babe they'll get a trumpet or a horn, And Abin'll be left to clean it up, while Miner scoffs with scorn, O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
From Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad, a blessed joke once came, And unto certain LMBers, brought tidings of the same, How that in the legend of Stu was born, The made up poster by name, O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Now to past and future sing praise, All you within this place, And with true love and brotherhood Each other now embrace; This holy tide of the LMB All other doth deface O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
[ November 28, 2005, 06:33 AM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
To celebrate my first Christmas on Legion World, I've written a little ditty also.
The tune is my favourite Christmas song "In the Bleak Midwinter" (I am a choir nerd). If you've never heard it, you can find it here: http://cyberhymnal.org/htm/i/n/intbleak.htm
At the lodge of Rockhopper Frosty winds had moaned. Ground was hard as iron, Water like a stone. Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow. So decreed Rockhopper: The party was a go!
His guests, the LMBers, (some are a bit insane) Needed time to get away Heroing’s a strain. The Rookery of Rockhopper With its roofs all iced, Held their Christmas party Who’d not be enticed?
Frio and Icefire Had help him prepare that day, Ice sculptures of each LMBer, Lined the entry way. SHAKES and Café Cramer, Provided food and more. The furniture was put away To make a dancing floor.
Cobalt Kid and LAM Were first to arrive there. Actor Lad and Caliente Were a pretty pair. Lash and Tamper were next, Then Disaster Boy and Quis. Crujectra greeted her host With a kiss.
After all were gathered, Lightning Lad began A toast to all on Legion World: Every penguin, cat, woman and man. And so the Christmas party Was off to a fine start. And so the song is ended Before the good part!
Posted by RockhopperRhino on :
Sure, this is silly, and, probably unnecessary, but, in keeping with the current Rhino craze, we might as well...
On the twelfth day of Rhino, my rhino sent to me:
Twelve rhinos drumming Eleven rhinos piping Ten rhinos leaping Nine rhinos dancing Eight rhinos milking Seven rhinos swimming Six rhinos laying Five gold rhinos Four colly rhinos Three French rhinos Two rhino doves And a rhino in a pear tree.
Posted by VRhinolent on :
Rhino busts a move
[ December 15, 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: VRhinolent ]
Posted by Ladrhino Boy on :
I'll be here on Christmas. Log-in and you’ll see Genie tricks, bad limericks, And much inanity.
Lash and Quis might find me With our penguin host. I'll be here on Christmas Join me for a post.
Posted by RockhopperRhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Ladrhino Boy: Lash and Quis might find me With our penguin host.
I like this song! Posted by Ghost of Numf-Rhino on :
Mixing the old and the newer, back to the 12 Days of Xmas :-
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve tampering Tampers Eleven leaping Lardys Ten Rockhoppers Nine naughty Nightys Eight Calientes Seven sex-starved Cobies Six Spellbinders Five Lightning Lads
Four Abin Quanks Three Thriftshop Debs Two Varalents
And a Harbinger and a Sonnie !
Posted by VRhinolent on :
I like that one Numf! Good job! Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
Didn't I get anything during those twelve days of Christmas? Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Wow! I got a day, and I'm not exactly postariffic!
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
I guess you have to have been there, dude... Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Actually...it might be because of all those hand jobs...
[ December 19, 2005, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: LARDRHINO ]
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
Hand jobs? Are you a hand model?
[ December 19, 2005, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: legionadventureRhino ]
Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Um...I dunno..I guess I meant like, uh, blue collar work or something. Yeah! That's the ticket!
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
Sounds good to me, dude Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Hand model! That's it! I'm like frickin' George Costanza! Yep---that's what I meant!
Posted by legionadventureRhino on :
Okay.... Posted by LARDRHINO on :
Posted by Ghost of Numf El on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureRhino: Didn't I get anything during those twelve days of Christmas?
Hey, sorry laR - but there's only 12 slots, and I somehow managed to get 13 LWers in there. That leaves another 900 + that didn't manage.
It was nothing personal, but getting legionadventure man to scan neatly was a bit of a bind ...........
Tell you what - here's one especially for you -
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:-
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
![[Styx]](graemlins/Styx.gif)
... ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
![[lol]](graemlins/lol.gif)
![[ChameleonBoy]](graemlins/ChameleonBoy.gif)
![[scream]](graemlins/scream.gif)
(singing mode) ![[ROTFLMAO]](graemlins/rotflmao.gif)
![[Band]](graemlins/band.gif)
![[Cheers]](graemlins/cheers.gif)
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
![[sigh]](graemlins/sigh.gif)
![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
I tried to do folks who weren't in the original one and STILL did Cramey two times...
![[Cool]](cool.gif)