I see your name in the recent visitors, but you've never posted!
We'd love to hear from you!
[ September 06, 2004, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Vivat Grendel!!
Posted by Vee on :
Come on Grendel, don't be shy! We don't bite (well some of us do but it's only natural, their carnivours! )
Seriously, we'd love to hear your thoughts on the Legion.
Posted by icefire on :
C'mon join the festivities!
Posted by Semi on :
Hey Grendel. If I could do it, you can.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
GRENDEL
I. Heorot's plea and Grendel's awakening Midnight suns bid moors farewell, retreats from charging dusk Mountain echo, curfews bell, signal ending tasks They place their faith in oaken doors, cower in candlelight The panic seeps through bloodstained floors as Grendel stalks the night
Earth rim walker seeks his meals Prepare the funeral pyres The shaper's songs no longer heal the fear Within their eyes, their eyes
Wooden figures, pagan gods, stare blindly cross the sea Appeal for help from ocean fogs, for saviour born of dreams They know their lives are forfeit now, priestly head they bow in shame They cannot face the trembling crowd that flinch in Grendel's name
Earth rim walker seeks his meals Prepare the funeral pyres The shaper's songs no longer heal the fear Within their eyes, their eyes
As Grendel leaves his mossy home beneath the stagnant mere Along the forest path he roams to Hrothgar's hall so clear He knows that victory is secured, his charm will testify His claws will drip with mortal blood as moonbeams haunt the sky
Earth rim walker seeks his meals Prepare the funeral pyres The shaper's songs no longer heal the fear Within their eyes, their eyes
II. Grendel's Journey
Silken membranes span his path, fingerprints in dew Denizens of twilight lands humbly beg him through Mother nature's bastard child shunned by leaf and stream An alien in an alien land seeks solace within dreams The shaper's lies his poisoned tongue malign with mocking harp Beguiling queen her innocence offends his icy heart
III. Lurker at the Threshold
Hounds freeze in silence bewitched by the reptile spell Sulphurous essence pervades round the grassy dell Heorot awaits him like lamb to the butcher's knife Stellular heavens ignore even children's cries
Screams are his music, lightning his guide Raping the darkness, death by his side
Chants rise in terror, free round the oaken beams Flickering firelight portraying the grisly scene Warriors advance, prepare for the nightmare foe Futile their sacrifice as even their hearts must know
Heroes delusion, with feet in the grave Lurker at the threshold, he cares not for the brave, he cares not for the brave
So you thought that your bolts and your locks would keep me out You should have known better after all this time You're gonna pay in blood for all your vicious slander With your ugly pale skins and your putrid blue eyes Why should I feel pity when you kill your own and feel no shame God's on my side, sure as hell, I'm gonna take no blame I'm gonna take no blame, I'm gonna take no blame
So you say you believe in all of Mother Nature's laws You lust for gold with your sharpened knives Oh when your hoards are gathered and your enemies left to rot You pray with your bloodstained hands at the feet of your pagan gods
Then you try to place the killer's blade in my hand You call for justice and distort the truth Well I've had enough of all your pretty pretty speeches Receive your punishment, Expose your throats to my righteous claws And let the blood flow, and let the blood flow, flow, flow, flow.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Or post here, if you prefer!
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Maybe the Earth rim walker will say "hi" to a pretty girl? *flutters her long lashes, winsomely* Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! Looks like we missed him! Maybe he'll stop back by this weekend!
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Hello out there, Grendel! Come visit us next time.
[ September 04, 2004, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Jesse Future ]
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Come on, we could have ever so much fun.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! I'm listening to "Grendel" right now!
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Does 'Grendel' sound enough like 'Garfield' to make Grendel Logan a proper Titans alt? Also, does Grendel Lad sound more Legionary? Finally, will Grendel respond to this? (pretty please) Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... let's keep this thread on page one until he posts!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Post, Mister Grendel, you'd make me ever so happy.
Tap-a-Tap-a-Tap-a
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I wonder how much Grendel space-rawks?
Posted by Jesse Future on :
This much? <----------------->
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Hmmm...POST or I'll start putting too much mayo in your tuna cassarole.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers! That's a threat to be taken seriously!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... this project of keeping this thread on page one may be more difficult than I thought!
The Legion World Triumvirate fund has been used to construct a statue in his honor, however!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Has he even stalked lately, and did this person take his name from the literary piece of art know as Beowulf. (please tell me he didn't see that crap movie of it)
[ September 06, 2004, 08:41 PM: Message edited by: RavenArcanna ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Jillikers! This GRENDEL guy gets a statue with NO posts to his credit? I had to make 7500 posts before I got one!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
I wasn't going to say anything, but hell, even I have more posts then this guy, and I suck at posting.
[ September 06, 2004, 08:51 PM: Message edited by: RavenArcanna ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Let's face it: Grendel space-rawks!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
The poster or the monster from Beowulf?
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
re-phrase: non-poster
Posted by MLLASH on :
Frankly, Eryk, your obsession with this GRENDEL person is starting to worry me.
I mean, for all you know, he doesn't space-rawk at ALL! He might even SUCK!
Next, you'll be asking him to cowrite MEL:TS with us!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
I have no idea what that last lines means, but (insert serious long pause)...yeah!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers! At least I'm stalking people who genuinely lurk on the board, rather than people who got letters published in the Legion like 30 years ago!
Posted by MLLASH on :
MEL:TS is kind of like mine & Eryk's baby.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Jillikers! At least I'm stalking people who genuinely lurk on the board, rather than people who got letters published in the Legion like 30 years ago!
>hmmph!< Thomas Fatsi is a mere passing fancy and you know it!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Bah! There's no talking to Eryk when he gets all obsessive like this!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Aww, your baby, cute, I have a cat.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I have 10 plants and a tree!
I wonder if GRENDEL likes plants...?
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
I have a garden, and my daddy has a degree in horticulture so it's always kept nice.
I like you, Lash. Your so cute, I'm going to market you at Toys'R Us with Abin.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
You, too, you'll have a card in the back that says you have the power to be obsessed.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I always wanted to be a REAL toy!
I wonder if GRENDEL will buy my action figure...?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Memo:
To: Raven Arcanna
From Abin Quank
Subject: Marketing of Abin Quank & MMLash Action Figures.
The figures are quite nice, including the anatomically correct versions, however don't you think the list price ($399.99) is a little excessive?
Sincerely,
Abin.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, Grendel gets a statue?! If a non-poster is getting a statue, maybe Thomas Fatsi, someone not even registered on LW, might even get one?
Jillikers!
Posted by Miss Troia on :
How many people officially have LW statues? And when did the Triumvirs become so corrupt with their statue-building money? Well, if it makes EDE happy, then it makes us all happy, I'm sure. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The first statue, made months ago by the denizens of Legion World, is of myself, the legendary hero known as Cobalt Kid.
The second statue is of Kid Prime, who was lost for while.
After that, the Triumvirate (EDE, myself and Greybird) began using our vast supply of money to build other statues. They've included Fat Cramer, Princess Crujectra, Invisible Brainiac and possibly another. EDE also had statues build of Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad (the two LW founders) and Lash (the most beloved poster of all time) for the one year anniversery of LW.
Recently I've added the statue of the unknown lurker and now EDE has added this one. Who knows what statue we Triumvirs will cook up next!
And each time one is made, you get to hear me give a speech! Everyone wins!
Oh, just so you know: Eryk Davis Ester, Greybird and myself are the Triumvirs (the thread is around the MMB somewhere), and Faraway Lad is my primus pilus, or 'first-spear', in the tradition of the Romans. Each triuvmirs armies are different, mine is a very Roman-esque type one. According to the grand traditions, the armies of the Triumvirs are never to enter Legion World, although they've helped on a variety of occasions, as they did in the Dark Stu Saga. See the LMB Continuity thread for that massive and awesome story.
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
I want a statue, what do I have to do to get one?
And Abin, a little you and Lash is worth it. (Hey, they sell)
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Statues are generally unveiled once a month, usually around the first of the month. Subjects of statues are generally suggested by a special (and secret) committee appointed by myself, though the final decision on the subject is up to me. Other Legion Worlders who have significant financial resources and sufficient lack of tact (such as Thora and Glorith) have been known to build their own statues.
But for "official" statues we generally try to select someone who contributes to the fun of Legion World, but who isn't necessarily as prominent as, say, Cobie or Lash (though those two have their own statues for other reasons). I usually try to make sure it's someone "unexpected", so to speak.
Really it's my little way of saying to certain posters that they're groovy.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
And incidentally, asking for or demanding a statue is counter-productive to getting one.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Now I'M obsessed with Grendel!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Wouldn't it be cool if Grendel turned out to be Thomas Fatsi?
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'm thinking about Grendel. I wonder where he's going, what he's doing, what is he thinking? Is he thinking of me? And will he ever return someday?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I bet he comes back just as soon as we let this thread slip off the first page.
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
I hope this obsession isn't contagious.
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Grendel Lad, a.k.a. Thomas Fatsi, is a fool, a fool I tells ya, if he doesn't appreciate the obsessive devotion & corrupt statue building from two of our sexiest Legion Worlders, Eryk & Lashkins!
[ September 07, 2004, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: Miss Troia ]
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
...yeah!
AHHHHH!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
GRENDEL FOR LMBP LEADER!
Posted by Loser Logan on :
I can see the bumper stickers now!
"Don't Blame Me! I Voted for Grendel!!!"
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*sigh* Unfortunately, it looks like it'll actually require him posting before he runs, so I guess it ain't gonna happen...
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Can't we write him in?!?
Posted by Miss Troia on :
I'll kiss your baby for a vote my way, EDE *flutters eyelashes* Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*gulp*
Posted by Loser Logan on :
I don't have a baby. What will you do to win *my* vote Miss Troia?
Ulp. On second thought you'd better not tell me that here... Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I *am* a bit perplexed as to why Miss T is offering to kiss Matter-Eater Lad: The Series. Posted by Loser Logan on :
She's an interesting one I tell ya!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jeepers!
Grendel's statue thread is longer than any other besides my own!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Hey, Eryk-- did ya PM Grendel a link so that he will be aware of how popluar he is?
I wonder what he's doing right now...?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Maybe we can get him to run for leader?
Either that or look for another long-time lurker to run...
Imagine the Red Bee, Bicycle Repair Man or The Big Bad winning...
Posted by Loser Logan on :
I think "he" is running for Leader. check Missy T's campaign thread! She claims if she's elected she will guarantee a Grendel post! How ever could she do that unless she herself is Grendel?!?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers! I guess PMing him would be smart!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Oh yeah. I did think of that before, but he's got his PM's turned off.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
THINGS KNOWN ABOUT GRENDEL
--Apparently he's from Indiannapolis, IN. This probably destroys the Thomas Fatsi theory.
Posted by MLLASH on :
*choke!* How else will I ever be able to PM him my innermost thoughts and feelings about him...?
Posted by Loser Logan on :
It could all be a ruse by the clever Mr. Fatsi!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Maybe he's just *claiming* to be from Indiana, to disguise the fact that he's really from, say, CONNETICUT!
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Could be!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Gasp!!!
I still think Pov has some secret information on Tommy Fats and Grendel!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
That Povicho and his many secrets!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
But now back to the real question... Is Grendel an alt-ID of Miss Terious?
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Beo, wulf be telling! Posted by MLLASH on :
Did anyone here ever read the GRENDEL comic? I did when Grendel was that chick and the Pander Bros. did the art. Kewl stuff.
Hey, maybe OUR Grendel's a chick?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Yes, like Miss Terious is a chick.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers! I've become negligent in my self-appointed task of keeping this thread on Page One so that Grendel will see it when he drops by!
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Grendel, your statue is incredible! You really should come check it out for yourself.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*choke* Maybe he doesn't like us...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
He'll be here eventually! We just got to keep the faith!
Posted by Miss Troia on :
quote:Originally posted by HighPriestessViviane: Yes, like Miss Terious is a chick.
High again? Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
What's going on?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Known Grendel Sightings: October 29, 2003 September 4, 2004
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Might Teeds be Grendel? Posted by MLLASH on :
Once a year? Piffle! So we will see him next in August 2005?
I can't wait that long!
Posted by Loser Logan on :
So, did Miss T. really withdraw from the Leadership race when she realized she couldn't fulfil her campaign promise of a Grendel post during her term?
[ September 16, 2004, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Loser Logan ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Miss T is Grendel! She just lost the log-on.
Posted by Miss Troia on :
I couldn't fulfill any of those promises in all likelihood Lou. Politics isn't about fulfilling the promises so much as making them.
I withdrew from the race because all the cool kids were doing it and I like to imitate the cool kids Posted by MLLASH on :
Jiggling moons of Uranus!
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Can we still throw you that "victory party" even if you're not running anymore...?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
And here I thought the "Cool Kids" became cool by imitating you.
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Abin I absolutely adore you!!!
Lou I love parties! Let's bash!
Lashkins - I'm going to turn you over my knee and spank Uranus!
[ September 16, 2004, 09:39 AM: Message edited by: Miss Troia ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I wonder if Grendel will vote in the election?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I wonder if Grendel will vote for Portfolio Boy II?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Oops! Accidentally let this slip back onto page 3!
Posted by Future on :
Can't have that!
Surely Grendel will come lurk for a moment or two to see how the current election fairs one of these days.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Hmm...if he's like the monster, he will only come out during a party held my man.
Posted by Alchemical King on :
Barbra Streisand in Grentl
[ September 21, 2004, 12:43 AM: Message edited by: Alchemical King ]
Posted by Loser Logan on :
Gee, you'd think Grendel would have come out of hiding to snatch 100 instead of leaving it here for me...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
That Grendel sure is generous!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
He told me in a PM that he'd only vote in the election if I, his favorite poster, ran in it.
Honest!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! *Everyone* knows Grendel has his PM's turned off!
Sheesh!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yes, but his alt ID doesn't!
Posted by MLLASH on :
GRENDEL SIGHTING!!!!!
HE'S OVER IN THE BITS FORUM, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers!
I wonder if we can get his attention!
Posted by MLLASH on :
And he's STILL there, watching, watching...
So silent, and mysterious and sensual! *dreamy sigh*
[ September 23, 2004, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Known Grendel Sightings: October 29, 2003 September 4, 2004 September 23, 2004
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I wish I could talk to Grendel.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Just keep posting to this thread! Maybe we'll get his attention!
Posted by MLLASH on :
The sightings are getting MUCH more frequent!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
He's stll in BITS, I just checked! This is SOOOO exciting!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Maybe we should post a thread there to get his attention?
Posted by Future on :
Grendel! Grendel, over here!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I agree with EDE, let's make a thread right in his face.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Posted!
*Sigh*! I feel I've done all I can do! It's all up to Grendel now!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
We must have faith, EDE.
Posted by Future on :
Now he's just being plain rude.
C'mon, Grendel!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Future, thank you for saying it. If you notice he just comes to look at the artwork. He's pumping Legionworld for it's talent and he doesn't even compliment our fine artist.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
NO! Grendel just doesn't know how much we love him!
Posted by MLLASH on :
BAH! Grendel sucks! He isn't worthy of my devotion!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Damn it. Grendel is kewl! You'll all see some day when he finally posts!
Posted by MLLASH on :
It could be that he has a handicap. Maybe he has no fingers and has to type everything with his nose? That would certainly keep me from posting.
And don't any of you be getting ideas about sending someone after my fingers.
Posted by Future on :
Perhaps his super-power of being an undefeatable lurker is holding him back?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I have no hope for Grendel, he is the Mordred of this time.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*sigh* I guess I'll bump this in hopes Grendel might return...
Posted by Future on :
Don't give the dream up, Eryk!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Poor EDE...I hate seeing him like this...
Grendel has no idea what a good friend he has in Eryk. *choke*
Posted by Nightchangeling on :
OK. I give up. I'll join in.
Here's my contribution to the cause -
< His very own Avatar!
Have I also mentioned that I'm from Indiana and spent my first 18-19 years of life there?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Really? That's so neat, tell me more.
Posted by Nightchangeling on :
There's not much more to tell. I'm just trying to bring Grendel (from Indianapolis, IN) out of his non-posting shell.
Posted by Jargonmage on :
EDE would NEVER steal Grendel's thunder. *sob* Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
EDE is just a bog ole meanie isn't he, Miss T?
Posted by Jargonmage on :
Exactly, Viv! A BOG OLE MEANIE TO THE CORE! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm the boggest!
Posted by Jargonmage on :
I've seen bogger. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I bet Grendel is bogger than I am!
Posted by Elusion Girl on :
After the Graeco-Roman nude wrestling match, I'd say you're bog enough, EDE! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jillikers! I need to get LASH to stickify this thread, pronto!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Then you better amuse me!
Posted by SorceressMorgause on :
Lash, I like whips, perhaps you could amuse me.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*Sigh* No Grendel sighting tonight.
[ September 29, 2004, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Good night, Grendel, wherever you are.
Posted by Miss Tricks on :
Bartholomew J. Bumperton'd for my friend, Eryk Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*sigh*! If she hadn't made out with Future earlier, I'd almost think she likes me!
Posted by Future on :
Go for it, Eryk! Don't be shy.
She's totally crushing on you.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Aren't we all? *dreamy sigh*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Really? I'm always so bad at telling...
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Maybe we need a "hit EDE over the head" graemlin.
Posted by Future on :
Like this...?
Or perhaps Lori Morning with a hammer would be more appropriate?
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Much more appropriate. Perfect, actually.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Miss T adds a whole new aspect to the EDE/Lash/Teeds love triangle!
Posted by Miss Tricks on :
My ears are burning!
I neither affirm nor deny the possibility of me having a sweet, buttery crush on the niftiest, nelly cap-wearing LMBer of all time, Eryk Davis Ester.
Oh, sure, he's intelligent, insightful, witty, endearing, imaginative, and (legend says) quite endowed, but he's also totally oblivious to women's issues and the importance of admitting when he's wrong.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
First off, there is no EDE/Lash/Teeds love triangle.
Secondly, I admit that I'm wrong all the time. Especially to a certain woman when she threatens to kick my shins.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
C'mon EDE! You have to admit it's kinda amusing to call it a love triangle Posted by Miss Tricks on :
He's so in love with Teeds.
*heavy sigh* I'll just gather up the pieces of my broken heart and go make heartade or something.
Maybe Future will do right by me. *sigh*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Okay. There's no denying it any longer, Miss T. I'm afraid you will never have my heart as long as Teeds is around. I'm afraid you're just going to have to move on.
Posted by Miss Tricks on :
Golly! He went from misleadingly playful to decisively mean, quickly.
Oh, well. Who needs a Fickle Frankie, anyways?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Grendel's here!
Oct. 7th, 2004!
Welcome!
Posted by Grendel on :
Wow. 11 pages. I just found this thread tonight. Wow. 11 pages discussing me.
I'm fairly speechless.
FYI - I only have one i.d. on Legionworld. And that's Grendel. I ahve no other identities on this board. Anyone who claimed to be me, was up to no good.
I do love the artwork. I just read all 11 pages and recall someone said something about that.
Leader elections? Huh?
And thanks everyone for the wonderful 11 pages discussion about me.
Wow.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
YAY!
Post more Grendel! And remember you have an Avatar waiting to be claimed!
Posted by Future on :
Grendel! Thank you so much for posting and for making Eryk's dream come true!
Hope we'll get to see you around more often!
Wow, whatta birthday present!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
JEEPERS!
And just when I thought this day couldn't get any better!
Posted by Re-AniMiner on :
Grendel!!
Welcome aboard!!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
OH MY GODDESS, THE CONSPIRACY IS TRUE!!!'
MORGAUSE KEPT HIM AWAY, LET'S GO TEASE HER!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jumpin' Catfish!!!
Grendel posted!!!
EDE, you did it! You were successful! I feel like it's Christmas morning! But even better, with blackjack and hookers!
Awesome!
Welcome aboard, Grendel!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Bah! Swamp Gas I tells ya! Swamp Gas back lit by the Aurora Borealis!
There ain't no Grendel! That one post is just a figment of yer imagination!
Bah! Feh!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
He has a point.
Posted by Loser Lad on :
So, does this mean we're going to have to find a new lurker to stalk now?!?
Posted by MLLASH on :
BWAhahahahahahahaha!!
That poor guy thinks we're all freaks! I mean, he KNOWS we are.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: First off, there is no EDE/Lash/Teeds love triangle.
*choke!*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hey! I've got you all to myself, baby! Posted by MLLASH on :
THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout! YEAH!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Time for Grendel's yearly post!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And a month and a half early to boost!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Bah! Swamp Gas I tells ya! Swamp Gas back lit by the Aurora Borealis!
There ain't no Grendel! That one post is just a figment of yer imagination!
Bah! Feh!
A NEW Auto-Response from Abin's Computer! (Neat Feature, Huh?)
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
My research indicates that Grendel haunts a Danish mead hall...
enough said.
Perhaps we should be waiting for his twin Hansell who haunts the Amsterdam marijuana district.
[ September 01, 2005, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Tamper Lad ]
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Foul Evil one, thy research is not correct. My band of doughty warriors captured the Grendel many moons ago, and forced him to post once here to the glory of the Northern Barbarians.
thy machinations are unravelling.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Grendel: Wow. 11 pages. I just found this thread tonight. Wow. 11 pages discussing me.
I'm fairly speechless.
FYI - I only have one i.d. on Legionworld. And that's Grendel. I ahve no other identities on this board. Anyone who claimed to be me, was up to no good.
I do love the artwork. I just read all 11 pages and recall someone said something about that.
Leader elections? Huh?
And thanks everyone for the wonderful 11 pages discussion about me.
Wow.
Where the hell is Grendel?!?!!?
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Just because. Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Jillikers! At least I'm stalking people who genuinely lurk on the board, rather than people who got letters published in the Legion like 30 years ago!
And now I am friends with Tom Fatsi on facebook. I wonder if EDE is friends with Grendel?
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
The more Grendel ignores EDE, the closer he gets.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Grendel recently made a nice cameo in the Dark Oval Novella (along with pretty much every other LMBer in existence!)
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) ![[Wonder Girl - Cassie Sandsmark]](graemlins/WonderGirlII.gif)
Maybe the Earth rim walker will say "hi" to a pretty girl? *flutters her long lashes, winsomely* ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Barbra Streisand in Grentl ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
< His very own Avatar!![[Dragonmage]](graemlins/Dragonmage.gif)
EDE would NEVER steal Grendel's thunder. *sob* ![[Phantom Girl]](graemlins/PhantomGirl.gif)
After the Graeco-Roman nude wrestling match, I'd say you're bog enough, EDE! ![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
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