Welcome, one and all, to the newly refurbished Legion World Embassy. I am Crujectra, Goodwill Ambassador of Legion World, Princess of the planet Psyonia, and member of the Legion of Message Board Posters.
All are welcome within the Embassy, whether they are seeking shelter, guidance, or just a really nice diplomatic ball. What can I say? Balls are popular with the inhabitants of Legion World.
So please, make yourselves comfortable.
[ October 08, 2004, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: Lady Crujectra ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Thank you for the welcome, Madame President Ambassador Princess! Here's to wishing you a successful reign!!
[ September 13, 2003, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Think I'll print out a picture of our Fearless Leader to put up on the wall.
Posted by Varalent on :
Great embassy we got ourselves, don't you think?
By the way, when is the next ball?
Posted by Ambassador Crujectra on :
Where To Turn When You Need A Hand
Is something on the board bothering you? Perhaps you think the content is becoming a little too lewd. Or you find a particular poster to be rude. Well, fighting fire with fire isn't always the best course of action. However there is a place to turn.
Send a PM to one of the moderators. It doesn't really matter which one you choose... pick one you like or trust. Now, this doesn't mean that the moderator is going to tell someone to stop doing what they are doing. What they CAN do, however, is either discuss the problem with the site owners or, if appropriate, they can start a thread to open a discussion on the topic.
For instance, if you think someone is being a little too explicit in their sexual innuendos. A moderator can begin a dialogue with the posters, suggesting that perhaps some people are getting a little too explicit, and that perhaps we should all be mindfull of the other people that post here who might be offended by such talk. Other posters could then offer opinions on the topic, and perhaps the whole situation could be resolved without any hurt feelings or accusations.
The moderators would, of course, be discrete in such situations. There would be no reason in this instance for naming names, so the person looking for help would be able to remain anonymous in the matter.
The moderators are here to help. We can do more than delete a double post or move a thread to a different forum. We can also act as a go-between to help resolve matters before they get out of hand.
Legion World is there for everyone to enjoy. I don't think it is unreasonable to ask that a little compromising be done from time to time to enable everyone to be comfortable posting here.
Please be advised that these are my thoughts on the matter, and may not be shared by the site owners and/or other moderators Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Well said -- we have obviously chosen wisely in electing our leader. This is getting to be the Weber's World thread on this forum -- thanks for the calm voice of moderation and understanding.
Posted by New Kid on :
More proof that we have chosen our leadership well!!
Lovely, Intelligent, Thoughtful, Charming, and Charismatic, as usual.
BTW, Have you ever considered runninig for Public Office? Posted by Ambassador Crujectra on :
You guys are gonna make me blush.
I just try to see both sides of a situation whenever possible. And I know that it can be hard to approach someone when you have a problem with what they are doing. Having someone moderate for you can be very helpful sometimes. And if the moderators can help ease a conflict before it gets out of hand, well doesn't that just benefit everyone in the long run?
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
you are the bestest Cru.
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
It's in the blood we royals carry, you know. Umhmm!
Posted by Magnetic Kid on :
Hey just a thought for what it's worth. Shouldn't there be a "newbies" thread (maybe better called new posters help help thread) that could be flagged so it stayed up on top that cariied things like Crujecta's post above and other things like what each board is for etc. I had a bit of a hard time figuring things like that out and other than just asking, there's not really someplace with info like that.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
That's a good idea, MK! I'd thought about suggesting that we add this to the "Rules" thread, but it might be better to pack it in with other bits of helpful advice rather than as a hard-and-fast rule.
Posted by Ambassador Crujectra on :
Perhaps we could headline something in the Science Police HQ forum?
I think it should be a thread that only a few people should be able to actively post to, if such a thing is possible. Otherwise the "important" points would get spread out kinda far by people posting comments on it. If people want to discuss the contents, they can always start a separate thread.
Posted by New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Ambassador Crujectra: Perhaps we could headline something in the Science Police HQ forum?
I think it should be a thread that only a few people should be able to actively post to, if such a thing is possible. Otherwise the "important" points would get spread out kinda far by people posting comments on it. If people want to discuss the contents, they can always start a separate thread.
As a 'newbe' I would appreciate something along those lines. Another thing that would be helpful to 'newbe's' is a list of people to whom it would be appropriate to pose questions or ask for advice.
Posted by Ambassador Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by New Kid: Another thing that would be helpful to 'newbe's' is a list of people to whom it would be appropriate to pose questions or ask for advice.
Well, in general you can ask any moderator for answers or advice. If its something that the moderator can't answer (or doesn't have the authority to take care of), they can either point you in the right direction or act as your mediary.
Whoever are the current Ambassadors is also a good choice. At the moment, for instance, you could ask either myself or Eryk Davis Ester for assistance.
Beyond that, though, you can ask any poster who you feel comfortable with. Everyone here is pretty nice, and will probably be willing to offer assistance is you ask.
Of course, now that I've typed all this it occurs to me that you weren't necessarily asking for a list right now, but suggesting one for later. Oh well
[ September 14, 2003, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: Ambassador Crujectra ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
LONG LIVE QUEEN CRUJECTRA!!!
(Seriously, you're blowing away my wildest dreams about what a great Legion World leader you would be. Please keep it up!)
Posted by Ambassador Crujectra on :
That's sweet, Jeffy Poo. Of course, ya never know... today I'm the diplomat... tomorrow I could stick my pumps in a pile of puppy poo Posted by Varalent on :
Hardly likely Princess.
(The puppy poo better GET out fo your way if it doesn't want to have to deal with the rest of us!)
There is no question that you have set a very high and positive example for all of us and for future Legion World Leaders.
BRAVO!
V
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Crujectra, you are a Righteous Babe and a true role model!
Posted by Icefyre on :
Simply Beautiful!!!!
Posted by Suddenly Seymour on :
Excellent points. The voters chose well.
And you look stunning in purple -- my favorite color.
Eric
Posted by superboymddjr on :
*ahhhhhh* *clapping clapping* beautiful....enhancing!!! *clapping clapping* Posted by STU on :
Ah. I finally get the "Temple Black" reference. And here I just thought you'd thrown over Matthew for Shirley! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Ambassador Crujectra: Perhaps we could headline something in the Science Police HQ forum?
I think it should be a thread that only a few people should be able to actively post to, if such a thing is possible. Otherwise the "important" points would get spread out kinda far by people posting comments on it. If people want to discuss the contents, they can always start a separate thread.
You're Royal Proclamation has been carried out Your Highness.
Unless Nightcrawler knows of a way of other than locking the thread it will be open to posting so we will have to trust that your subjects will be on their best behaviour.
Posted by Crujectra Temple Black on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: [You're Royal Proclamation has been carried out Your Highness.
Unless Nightcrawler knows of a way of other than locking the thread it will be open to posting so we will have to trust that your subjects will be on their best behaviour.
Nothing I like better than a man who quickly fulfills my whims
Perhaps in the first post we could put something about "please do not post replies in this thread. It is for reference only. Please start a new thread for discussion" or something like that.
Posted by Crujectra Temple Black on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Ah. I finally get the "Temple Black" reference. And here I just thought you'd thrown over Matthew for Shirley!
She's the only Ambassador I could think of off the top of my head Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Temple Black: Nothing I like better than a man who quickly fulfills my whims
Perhaps in the first post we could put something about "please do not post replies in this thread. It is for reference only. Please start a new thread for discussion" or something like that.
Your wish is my command. The line has been added. Although I must point out, one of Your subjects has already seen fit to post to the thread. Perhaps you should deal with him privately? Posted by Crujectra Temple Black on :
Well, you know Povvie Poo... he's a full-time job Posted by Poverty Lad on :
Heheheh...
Shall I delete it? I couldn't help myself...
(Done. I'll be in your chambers, awaiting my spanking...)
[ September 15, 2003, 08:48 AM: Message edited by: Poverty Lad ]
Posted by Crujectra Temple Black on :
quote:Originally posted by Poverty Lad: Done. I'll be in your chambers, awaiting my spanking...)
If I'm not there in five minutes, dear, feel free to start without me Posted by New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Temple Black:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Ah. I finally get the "Temple Black" reference. And here I just thought you'd thrown over Matthew for Shirley!
She's the only Ambassador I could think of off the top of my head
Geesh, I Must be Getting Citcelsyd in my old age, I thought the new title was "Crujectra of the Black Temple" Sheesh. Posted by Crujectra Von Poverty on :
quote:Originally posted by New Kid: Geesh, I Must be Getting Citcelsyd in my old age, I thought the new title was "Crujectra of the Black Temple" Sheesh.
Don't worry about it, dear. I change my name almost as often as I change my costumes Posted by New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty:
quote:Originally posted by New Kid: Geesh, I Must be Getting Citcelsyd in my old age, I thought the new title was "Crujectra of the Black Temple" Sheesh.
Don't worry about it, dear. I change my name almost as often as I change my costumes
When you change this name poor Pov will Cry Us a River.
Change the outfit and I'll Cry an Ocean.
[ September 15, 2003, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: New Kid ]
Posted by Crujectra Von Poverty on :
quote:Originally posted by New Kid: Change the outfit and I'll Cry an Ocean.
Don't worry. ANYTHING I wear is bound to have some sort of cleavage Posted by New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty:
quote:Originally posted by New Kid: Change the outfit and I'll Cry an Ocean.
Don't worry. ANYTHING I wear is bound to have some sort of cleavage
Posted by Icefyre on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty:
quote:Originally posted by New Kid: Change the outfit and I'll Cry an Ocean.
Don't worry. ANYTHING I wear is bound to have some sort of cleavage
And they call me the flirty one!!!! Wll at least she has class there I said it before anyone else did!!!!!
Posted by New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Icefyre:
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty:
quote:Originally posted by New Kid: Change the outfit and I'll Cry an Ocean.
Don't worry. ANYTHING I wear is bound to have some sort of cleavage
And they call me the flirty one!!!! Wll at least she has class there I said it before anyone else did!!!!!
Posted by Portfolio Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: That's a good idea, MK! I'd thought about suggesting that we add this to the "Rules" thread, but it might be better to pack it in with other bits of helpful advice rather than as a hard-and-fast rule.
Speaking of helpful advise, perhaps a brief personality profile of prominant posters?
Newbies should be alerted as to who is most likely to turn their words around in to gay flirting double entendres.
"Popular Balls" indeed. Posted by Crujectra Von Poverty on :
quote:Originally posted by Portfolio Boy: "Popular Balls" indeed.
It was a completely innocent comment. I can't be held accountable for your dirty mind Posted by Portfolio Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty: [/qb]It was a completely innocent comment. I can't be held accountable for your dirty mind [/QB]
I know. I'm just jealous I guess.
My Balls should be so popular. Nobody ever comes to my Balls.
[ September 15, 2003, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: Portfolio Boy ]
Posted by Icefyre on :
quote:Originally posted by Portfolio Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty:
It was a completely innocent comment. I can't be held accountable for your dirty mind [/QB]
I know. I'm just jealous I guess.
My Balls should be so popular. Nobody ever comes to my Balls. [/QB][/QUOTE]
Must resist urge to comment.............
Posted by New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Icefyre:
quote:Originally posted by Portfolio Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty:
It was a completely innocent comment. I can't be held accountable for your dirty mind
I know. I'm just jealous I guess.
My Balls should be so popular. Nobody ever comes to my Balls. [/QB]
Must resist urge to comment............. [/QB][/QUOTE]
Another Legion World First!!!! Give it up for ICE!!!
[ September 15, 2003, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: New Kid ]
Posted by Icefyre on :
[/QB][/QUOTE]
........ Give it up for ICE!!!
[/QB][/QUOTE]
Really must resist urge to comment......
Posted by New Kid on :
There's the set-up!!
And another Spike for the New Kid
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
Wow, great start to the reign, Your Majesty. I guess I can scrape off my "Don't blame me, I voted for Portfolio Boy" bumper sticker.
Posted by Portfolio Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Super Lad Kid: Wow, great start to the reign, Your Majesty. I guess I can scrape off my "Don't blame me, I voted for Portfolio Boy" bumper sticker.
You did! Oh, how nice! And here I thought that the only votes I got were from alt. ID's
ummm... not that I personally have any alt.ID's of my own mind you.....
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra Von Poverty: Don't worry about it, dear. I change my name almost as often as I change my costumes
I look forward to seeing "Crujectra Robotic Lesbian" soon.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian: I look forward to seeing "Crujectra Robotic Lesbian" soon.
Well, THAT would certainly make Winema titter Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Your highness, I salute you! Anytime you need me to stop by and serve you, just ask Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Your highness, I salute you! Anytime you need me to stop by and serve you, just ask
I'm always in need of the service you provide, Cobie Cakes Posted by Jinx on :
quote:Originally posted by Ambassador Crujectra: Welcome, one and all, to the newly refurbished Legion World Embassy. I am Crujectra, Goodwill Ambassador of Legion World, Princess of the planet Psyonia, and member of the Legion of Message Board Posters.
*puuuurrrrrr!*
Posted by Space Ranger on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Your highness, I salute you! Anytime you need me to stop by and serve you, just ask
I'm always in need of the service you provide, Cobie Cakes
Your Royal Highness, If I may be so bold as to interupt your "press the flesh" tour, I have been instructed by Chief Zendak and President Wazzo to present you with my credentials within 48 hours of my arrival on Legion World.
Posted by Ultra Lad Kid on :
Princess, it would be my honor if you allowed a couple of photographers to stop by and take a few snapshots of you. Me and my fellow classmates would like to use your likeness for a project we are making for Glass Statue Making 101.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
All Hail our two master graemlin makers! I assume this one is yours Scott! Great job!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I can't take credit for it accept for the fact I found it on one of my websearches and added it to the graemlin file. Just couldn't resist it, or the others I added in other threads. Posted by Numf El on :
I can't speak for anyone else out there, but I'm definitely Not Worthy. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So where has EDE been lately?! Isn't he an important part of this embassy? This may be a security problem...
Ranger, Royal Guardsmen, round up the usual suspects...
Posted by Numf El on :
I have much genuflecting and tugging of my forelock to do in such auspicious and esteemed company. Mayhap I will prove my worthiness in time.
Posted by Harbinger on :
quote:Originally posted by Numf El: I have much genuflecting and tugging of my forelock to do in such auspicious and esteemed company. Mayhap I will prove my worthiness in time.
Kenny, you are SO worthy!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And that's exactly why I like this place You guys are great and you've made it great for me! I hope everything went well Semi, it's always good to be able to connect with your family like that.
It's guys like you and Vee that made me feel like more than just an "old time LMBer" that fit in because he knew everyone else. So thanks for being you, and that goes for everyone reading this tomorrow! It's time for me to go to bed, so goodnight everyone and goodnight Semi, sleep well!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
hey
Posted by Varalent on :
Wow! CK I had no idea that this was one of your powers! How'd you do that! Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Er...it was a result of my trying to fix the Content Islands. Sorry. Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler: Er...it was a result of my trying to fix the Content Islands. Sorry.
Oh, that's okay then! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
No prob Nightcrawler!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I see the Embassy has been empty for the past few days. Is this the Psyonian Harvest Festival week?
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Sorry. Apparently I've been busy on an away mission, giving Icefire medicinal tongue injections.
The things I do to help Posted by Low-Middle-Income Lad on :
Heheheh...
Hey, Princess! You got post #
for this thread!
WOOHOO! Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Hmmm... what a completely unexpected surprise that you noticed, Pov dear Posted by Low-Middle-Income Lad on :
What can I say?
[ October 08, 2003, 11:53 AM: Message edited by: Low-Middle-Income Lad ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
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Posted by STU on :
[random interlude] Reba McEntire is HOT. [/random interlude]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Yep, as interludes go, that's a pretty random one.
Posted by SharkLad on :
who's in charge of cleaning the embassy pool?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
User pay, user clean, Sharkey. At least until we get some paid staff around here.
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
I hereby place myself into the custody of the Royal Office of Security until such time as Princess Crujectra can empanel my trial on charges of Regicide.
I would humbly request that I be judged by a jury of my peers. I would also seek legal representation from any of the resident space lawyers that deem me worthy of defending.
Humbly, Emerald Empress
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Ummmm... okay?
(What did I miss?)
Posted by Varalent on :
Princess, to understand I think you'll probably need to read the last few posts on the Fight Against Thora tag team thread in Bits of Legionnaire Business.
Vee
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Princess, I humbly step back and want you to decide this matter! I'll be here as you need me, but the office of Security is unsure of how to handle this. She honestly wants you to take care of it!
I will say though, that I think she's being overly harsh on herself. Granted, I'm not royalty, but she was acting in self defense and Evil Queen was a waste anyway! I can testify that she has been a benefit to Legion world since coming here!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, noblesse oblige and all that, but I'd count the silverware and lock up my evening gowns if I were you, Princess. Otherwise, no point crushing a former enemy under your 4-inch heels.
Posted by Varalent on :
FC, you may not be fully recuperated and therefore unaware of the fact that the Empress willingly fought Tarik, the Android, Winema Wazzo and the Evil Queen by your side in defense of Legion World as chronicled in the Fight Against Thora tag team thread.
After the battle she used the Emerald Eye of Ekron to keep you and Super Lad Kid alive until the LMBP could get you to a medilab for treatment.
BTW, you were a real hellcat in that battle and showed extraordinary leadership qualities, if I do say so myself.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hmmm...must be the painkillers, or maybe I just lost too many whiskers.
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
FC, Space Ranger, Varalent, Semi, Cobalt Kid, Quislet Esq., Super Lad Kid, Almost But Not Quite New Kid, Arachne, Outdoor Miner, and anyone else I may have inadvertantly forgotten: This one would like to express her appreciation and gratitude to each of you for your support and concern during this ordeal I have just been through. Rest assured that I shall not forget your kindnesses.
Emerald Empress
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Empress,
It was my pleasure. The Royal Inquistor was a litle too full of him(her?)self.
Posted by Semi on :
Thanks Empress. It's so refreshing to hear an expression of gratitude once in a while.
Posted by Almost But Not Quite New Kid on :
Always happy to help. Thank you for your kind words.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Empress, the honor was all ours.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Nice Cleavage Helps)
Posted by Vee on :
Empress, we only did what was right. The nice part was that we were able to earn a friendship in the process.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Empress, what Vee said goes for me too. It's been a pleasure helping you and getting to know you. We only did what we truly believed was right.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Nice Cleavage Helps)
I don't know if it necessarily helps, but it certainly hasn't hurt me Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Nice Cleavage Helps)
I don't know if it necessarily helps, but it certainly hasn't hurt me
I'm pretty fond of it myself Posted by Shark Beast Avatar on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Nice Cleavage Helps)
I don't know if it necessarily helps, but it certainly hasn't hurt me
your highness, if cleavage ever does hurt you, let me know ... I'd be happy to take care of it, er, them for you ...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Emerald Empress: This one would like to express her appreciation and gratitude to each of you for your support and concern during this ordeal I have just been through. Rest assured that I shall not forget your kindnesses.
S'ok. Don't let it get to you. LW has your back.
Posted by The Shark with Ultra Powers on :
Attention embassy staff ... got a question ...
how many LMBPers have actually met in person?
i think we need a summit ...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hmmm...either nobody knows or nobody wants to admit to it.... maybe Cobalt Kid has records in the Security Office?
Are those body parts in the pool??
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, I'm not exactly sure who has meant before, but I do know this: the first LMBers to ever meet (I think) were Beagle Boy and Lash, which started a grand tradition. Since then, a variety of LMBers have met, especially Stu, who seems to have met more LMBers than anyone (somewhere near ten now isn't Stu). I eagerly await for his full summary, as he promised to post it on the Who's Who thread. Also, in Britain, a large group of British LMBers met (about six) about a year an a half ago, which must have been great!
Personally, I can't wait to meet an LMBer. I feel a bit ashamed however, as Poverty Lad and I have been amazingly close in distance to one another for some time now and have never met, while Stu has travelled all the way to CT to meet him. I feel it's about time for me to set up a date to meet Pov (since I still go to UCONN about three times a week on average to visit my girlfriend and other old college buddies). Pov, what do you say? I think we're overdue!
Someone please post your LMB meeting experiences! I know Ultra Matt has met some people, and I'm eagerly awaiting to hear Stu's play by play!
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Are those body parts in the pool??
sorry, sometimes I dribble when I'm eating ...
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: ... while Stu has travelled all the way to CT to meet him. I feel it's about time for me to set up a date to meet Pov (since I still go to UCONN about three times a week on average to visit my girlfriend and other old college buddies).
Well, actually I was already in Hartford for business, but I didn't mind going for a little drive.
The first LMBPer I ever met was Terence (Lost In Lust Lad), which is appropriate because I think he was the first person I ever e-mailed from the boards. Also, appropriately enough, the second LMBPer I met was Brian (formerly known as bellbookcandle and then Seahorse), because he was probably the second person on the boards that I really connected with. During that trip to London, I also met Paul (Looks That Kill Lad), my video game and Pokemon buddy.
[gotta go, to be continued...]
[ October 23, 2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad:
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Are those body parts in the pool??
sorry, sometimes I dribble when I'm eating ...
Eeeww! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Come to think of it, I haven't seen the Empress around lately. Is she okay, or just want some time alone after her regicide experience?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: ... while Stu has travelled all the way to CT to meet him. I feel it's about time for me to set up a date to meet Pov (since I still go to UCONN about three times a week on average to visit my girlfriend and other old college buddies).
Well, actually I was already in Hartford for business, but I didn't mind going for a little drive.
The first LMBPer I ever met was Terence (Lost In Lust Lad), which is appropriate because I think he was the first person I ever e-mailed from the boards. Also, appropriately enough, the second LMBPer I met was Brian (formerly known as bellbookcandle and then Seahorse), because he was probably the second person on the boards that I really connected with. During that trip to London, I also met Paul (Looks That Kill Lad), my video game and Pokemon buddy.
[gotta go, to be continued...]
Keep the stories coming Stu! I want to hear more!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A lot of people seemed to not be around as much lately. Maybe it's that life is getting hectic for people as the seasons change?
Empress, Danny Blaine, and others. Not to mention the Royal Inquisitor, but that's OK with me!
Posted by icefire on :
I wanna meet some people too!!!!
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Come to think of it, I haven't seen the Empress around lately. Is she okay, or just want some time alone after her regicide experience?
I'm just fine, FC, my dear, but thank you so much for worrying about me! That's very kind of you.
I did take a little time for myself to recuperate from my ordeal. Since then I've been doing some work under covers that just recently come up and needed my special attention.
E E
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Glad to see you back EE!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think our Princess's thread should be headlined in here until her term as leader runs out. Someone find something else to de-headline!
Or I'll keep bumping it up ad infinitum!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Or I'll keep bumping it up ad infinitum!
Jeff, do you really have the energy to keep bumping for so long?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
heh
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by STU:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Or I'll keep bumping it up ad infinitum!
Jeff, do you really have the energy to keep bumping for so long?
His nickname might be "Ever-ready."
Posted by STU on :
Or the Energizer bunny -- keeps going, and going, and going... Posted by Semi on :
Stu, you're taking an unhealthy interest in these topics.
Posted by Brainiac4 on :
Attention Crujectra of Psyonia!
I submit to you my formal request for permission to establish residence on Legion World following my upcoming parole.
With warmest personal regards, Brainiac 4
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, good to know the likes of her won't be hanging around Legion World. It's one thing to extend a helping hand to a refugee, but master criminals just wouldn't fit in here.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well said FC, I agree. Master criminals aren't welcome here.
Posted by the Yellow Kid on :
Hey! I resemble that remark! (all except for the "Master" part of Master criminal)
Posted by SharkLad on :
are petty criminals? juvenile delinquents? paranoid schizophrenics?
Posted by STU on :
Anthropomorphic carchariniformes?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Anthropomorphic carchariniformes?
Um, uh, sure, I guess, uh, anyone else? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Just evil master criminals that don't help the LMBP fellas!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Anthropomorphic carchariniformes?
Um, uh, sure, I guess, uh, anyone else?
Posted by Crujectra on :
I cannot believe that you hung a Jabberjaw portrait in my Embassy...
Posted by STU on :
Sorry!
I'd forgotten where I was... in my inebriated state, I thought I was still in SHAKES! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I can't believe you thought you were hanging a picture of Jabberjaw in SHAKES. People have to clean up in there.
Hey, is that picture autographed?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So whose the hot brunette in the picture Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Hey, is that picture autographed?
Yeah, I signed it myself.
(But let's keep that just between us, OK? I don't want everyone knowing my secret identity.)
Posted by SharkLad on :
is that Jabber fellow playing the drums? how odd to see a shark acting like that ...
[ November 16, 2003, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: SharkLad ]
Posted by STU on :
Apparently, he also only has seven teeth. I suppose it's rather difficult to snap up dolphins and human skinny dippers when you're so dentally impaired for a shark...
Posted by Crujectra on :
And I'm sorry, but he calls THAT a dorsal fin? Pathetic, really (or perhaps I'm just spoiled )
Posted by SharkLad on :
why princess, i'm blushing ...
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: So whose the hot brunette in the picture
I don't know, but he seems to be grooving on that guitar.
Unfortunately he seems to have been less than endowed.
Posted by Royal Inquisitor on :
I still haven't forgotten all of you...
Emerald Empress, Cobalt Kid, Semi-Transparent Fellow, Varalent, Space Ranger, Shark Lad...you are all wanted for crimes of depravity.
The Inquisition is coming.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, don't be silly. We've forgotten you.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Say, weren't we putting a band together in this thread? What happened to the posts?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Oh, don't be silly. We've forgotten you.
I never knew him (her?) in the first place. Inquisitor... Inquisitrix? Is that a real word?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Say, weren't we putting a band together in this thread? What happened to the posts?
That seven-toothed anthropomorphic shark probably ate 'em. Saw the idea of another band as too threatening to the one he's in.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yeah, who else wants to be in the Legion World band? I'll play lead guitar or bass...
Posted by STU on :
I can handle the drums.
[rim shot]
See?
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Royal Inquisitor: I still haven't forgotten all of you...
Emerald Empress, Cobalt Kid, Semi-Transparent Fellow, Varalent, Space Ranger, Shark Lad...you are all wanted for crimes of depravity.
The Inquisition is coming.
man, are you a tool ...
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: I can handle the drums.
[rim shot]
See?
in homage to Jabberjaw, I was hoping to play the drums ... I had also planned on dieing by choking on vomit (mine or someone else's) or spontaneously combusting ... but if you want 'em ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I can do the cymbals. They are the most under-appreciated instrument, so stop your smirking. Bar-tenders have art too.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
"Crimes of Depravity" - gotta love it. Maybe you could make it the name of your band.
Can I be a groupie?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I can do the cymbals.
I always knew you were a pretty cymbalic guy, Semi.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Can I be a groupie?
Of course! We'd love at least two or three.
And, Sharky, of course you can have the drums. I've decided, upon reflection, to take instruments that are even MORE under-appreciated than cymbals: the deadly triangle-and-castanets combo!
Posted by Crujectra on :
Hmmm... at some point I think I completely lost control of the Embassy...
Posted by Pov on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: I can handle the drums.
[rim shot]
See?
Now, Stu, what've we told you about rimming in a public forum?! Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra: Hmmm... at some point I think I completely lost control of the Embassy...
not unless you agree to be lead singer ... and not ditch us for a few years for a solo career ...
Posted by Crujectra on :
I would never walk away so long as you're right behind me, Sharkins Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: Now, Stu, what've we told you about rimming in a public forum?!
That the considerate thing would be to share?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Excuse me, Crujectra - just popping in to measure for curtains....
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Excuse me, Crujectra - just popping in to measure for curtains....
FC, you made me do a spit take just now. Posted by STU on :
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Excuse me, Crujectra - just popping in to measure for curtains....
wow ... now ain't that something ...
Posted by Crujectra on :
She can replace my curtains, but can she fill out my inaugral gown?
I wonder....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Excuse me, Crujectra - just popping in to measure for curtains....
That's one confident cat.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Well, I'm confident this place will be in need of some transformation very soon...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra: She can replace my curtains, but can she fill out my inaugral gown?
I wonder....
Can anyone? Posted by Kid Prime on :
Being that I'm confident that I CANNOT fill out the inaugural gown like the Princess, I may have to trade it in for an inaugural speedo, where I am on significantly more confident grounds.
Posted by Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Being that I'm confident that I CANNOT fill out the inaugural gown like the Princess, I may have to trade it in for an inaugural speedo, where I am on significantly more confident grounds.
Spoken like someone that has never seen me in my underwear Posted by Kid Prime on :
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra: She can replace my curtains, but can she fill out my inaugral gown?
I wonder....
Surely not - but I wouldn't want to be seen wearing last year's fashions in any event...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra: She can replace my curtains, but can she fill out my inaugral gown?
I wonder....
Posted by Condo on :
Hmmm! Look like the upcoming elections have got everyone feeling...feisty!
Posted by MLLASH on :
A-hem!!! CRAMEY, dearest...!
Aren't you running late for your dinner date with the 15 elderly people you're taking out for all-you-can-eat buffet? I'm sure the curtain measuring can wait...!
Posted by Vee on :
Leave her alone Lasher! Maybe she's planning to use the curtains for a new inaugural gown.
[ November 26, 2003, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Vee ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, if it worked for Maria Von Trapp...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra: Hmmm... at some point I think I completely lost control of the Embassy...
Oh, thanks for reminding me, we're gonna need a place to rehearse....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What will you be rehearsing, Mr. Miner? Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Well, if it worked for Maria Von Trapp...
I read that as Marla....
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: What will you be rehearsing, Mr. Miner?
Not just me. I was thinking of the whole band...
Posted by STU on :
Which band is this?
The Talking Heads?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Which band is this?
Well, it looks like they only know about two chords, so I'm gonna say KISS.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, we still need a lead singer. Any takers?
Posted by Varalent on :
I don't think I'm good enough to be a lead singer but I'd be a great back up singer! (Then again, considering some of the voices I hear on the airwaves, maybe I'm over qualified to be lead singer! Posted by Emerald Empress on :
I'll play the tamborine and sing back up. And my Eye can provide the pyrotechnic effects!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty incredible. So I'll sing lead.
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by Varalent on :
Just kidding, KP! I'd love to back you up! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
OK, so far we have:
KP (lead vocals) Varalent (backing vocals) Emerald Empress (backing vocals, tambourine, pyrotechnics) Cobie (bass and/or lead guitar) Semi (percussion) Stu (percussion) Sharky (drums) OM (Mellotron, theremin, samples)
We could be a Magma* tribute band. Which works for me, but we might want a little more flavor in the instrumentation.
(* - Magma: obscure French prog band. Played Klingon opera before such a thing had a name.)
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have I mentioned I'm fluent in Kobaian?
Posted by icefire on :
I wanna be a groupie!!!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Have I mentioned I'm fluent in Kobaian?
I was certain you of all people would get the reference, EDE.
Posted by icefire on :
VOTE STU!!!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
There must be some mistake. Isn't the Embassy staying open? Is it under attack by that nasty Triumvirate?
Posted by Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: There must be some mistake. Isn't the Embassy staying open? Is it under attack by that nasty Triumvirate?
Nah. This Embassy thread was just mine, really. I figure the new Leaders will want to start their own next week.
Plus, I was bored and the name change amused me Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
So the band will have plenty of space to practice then, huh?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, if that's the case, I might be interested in a rental, depending on the outcome of the electionsl. I could use some diplomatic immunity. Really, Cru, you've been entirely too kind-hearted with all the riff-raff camped out here. I wouldn't mind opening the outer courtyard to them, but privacy is a blessing. Guess that's just the old noblesse oblige shining through.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The Princess knows that I constantly post in this thread because of the big crush I have on her
That's why we have the band here, as a tribute to her and Eyrk Davis Ester and his nelly cap!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And what a turn of events! FC, I can't believe you dropped out of the race! I was shocked at work today when I saw it!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: There must be some mistake. Isn't the Embassy staying open? Is it under attack by that nasty Triumvirate?
Oh, and the Triumvirate would never attack the Embassy! That's why our armies are far away in distant lands. We would never break tradition and cross the Rubicon .
The Triumvirate was formed in response the underhanded politics occuring on Legion World, but it looks like that's all coming to an end soon...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Eternal vigilance, Cobie, eternal vigilance.
Posted by icefire on :
Vote Stu!!!
Posted by Harbinger on :
No! Vote Cru! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Er... vote me?
Posted by Varalent on :
No....vote Vee!!!
Posted by Pov on :
Okay, got it... "no votes for Vee..." Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by SharkLad on :
vote Cru!
Posted by Crujectra on :
Oh Sharky, you big cuddly thing. Care for a nice stroke? Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: That's why we have the band here, as a tribute to her and Eyrk Davis Ester and his nelly cap!
So are you naming the band THE NELLY CAPS?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: That's why we have the band here, as a tribute to her and Eyrk Davis Ester and his nelly cap!
So are you naming the band THE NELLY CAPS?
No.
Though, based on intial rehearsals, CALAMITY would work rather well.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra: Oh Sharky, you big cuddly thing. Care for a nice stroke?
the offer still on the table?
Posted by Crujectra on :
That's a standing offer for you, Sharky dear Posted by SharkLad on :
did I happen to mention ... vote Cru!
Posted by Crujectra on :
You poor shark... the air is just so dry in here.
Let me try to get you wet Posted by Crujectra on :
Could someone find me some storage boxes? I need to start packing for the move back to the Psyonia Embassy.
Posted by Juan on :
quote:Originally posted by Crujectra: Could someone find me some storage boxes? I need to start packing for the move back to the Psyonia Embassy.
You might want to wait until the results of the elections are announced. You might not need to move, after all.
[ December 07, 2003, 07:42 AM: Message edited by: Juan ]
Posted by Crujectra on :
It never hurts to be prepared, just in case Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Either way Princess, you've had one hell of a run so far ! Nice job Crujeckie, we all appreciate your term as leader!
Posted by Varalent on :
Good luck tomorrow, Princess!
Posted by Crujectra on :
Well, the servobots have finished packing things up, and the suite has been cleaned. All that's left to do is turn off the lights and head to the Psyonian Embassy
[ December 08, 2003, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Crujectra ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I know this isn't your last time to inhabit this building, Princess!
Posted by Crujectra on :
I just hope Stu doesn't mind the lingering smell of perfume in his suite Posted by Space Ranger on :
Princess,
It is my firm belief that this topic thread should remain headlined/highlighted until such time as the New Leader is Inaugurated.
STU and HWW may very well decide that this thread should remain in it's place of prominence as a Tribute to the Contributions You Made as the First Elected Leader of Legion World.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (and if they don't I'll start the recall)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Princess, as always, you will always be able to count on my service . Nice job Crujeckie! You too EDE!
Posted by Lady Crujectra on :
Announcing the Grand Opening of the Princess Crujectra Center!
Formerly known as the Crujectra Administration Building, this newly renovated building is dedicated to supporting the arts and culture of Legion World. Included within these walls are theaters and the United Planets Museum, which features exhibits from across the galaxy.
The Center is funded by a mixture of public donations and the Crujectra Trust.
Posted by Future on :
Beautiful facility, Crujectra!
I like the renovations. Will there be guided tours for the museum?
Posted by Space Tart on :
Crujeckie,
I’d like to apply for a position as a curator of this center, if you’ll have me. As two of the longest serving LMB females, we’ve always had a great relationship and I’d be honored to work side by side with you.
Besides, the boys are usually blown around by a bombshell that’s well cultured too!
*tee hee
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
At last! A cultural center for Legion World! Thank you to Lady Cru & the Crujectra Trust.
Umm...how come I was never asked to make a financial donation? Was somebody selling chocolate bars?
Posted by Miss Tricks on :
Another fabulous entry for the Legion World Directory!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
An excellent idea, Crujeckie! It looks amazing, as I expected it would. As always, you remind us whey you’re one of Legion World’s premier citizens!
And Spacey and Crujeckie: what a team! Maybe Shady should work here too?
Posted by Gigglebot Girl on :
Can i have a Job too. I can always offer lollypops to the men
giggle giggle Posted by Space Tart on :
Yay! Gigglebot Girl can work with me!
We Legion World ladies will have a grand ol' time!
Of course, if it's OK with the Princess! Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Great job of fair Lady.
Theaters? Does that mean you'll have stage plays being performed? If not I have one that could be fun to do...
Posted by Lady Crujectra on :
There are a variety of theaters in the Center, showcasing the finest stage plays from around the United Planets.
And there are always places available for industrious young women (although I think lollipop distribution might not be *quite* appropriate at this establishment )
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I was thinking more of doing 'A Streetcar Named Desire."
We could have Cobalt Kid as the abusive, yet gorgeous Stanley, if he can handle the stage.
Posted by Lady Crujectra on :
Opening soon for a limited engagement:
The legendary poster known as Cobalt Kid!
The renowned star of stage and screen, Foxy Roxy!
in the stage production of:
A Hovercar Named Desire!
(note: all proceeds from this performance will be donated to the Legion World Planned Parenthood Center)
[ October 20, 2004, 06:08 AM: Message edited by: Lady Crujectra ]
Posted by Space Boy on :
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I will gladly showcase my acting talents for such a charity!
It'll be great to 'work' with Roxy again too!
Posted by DivineOpalJanell on :
I'll do the composing! And I'll also double as the character Eunice, being that I'll be to busy composing a score.
[ October 20, 2004, 06:01 PM: Message edited by: DivineOpalJanell ]
Posted by Space Boy on :
May I be the nurse who helps the doctor drag Cru off to the sanitarium?
Stained virtue leaves ya loopy.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: A Hovercar Named Desire![/QB]
Did we ever perform this?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
When's the spring fashion show?
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Hovercar was a smashing success! In fact, Cobie was nominated for the coveted Bluklach Award (the interplanetary equivalent of the Tony).
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I owe it all to you, milady! I'm overwhelmed by all the accolades and my agent's phone has been ringing non-stop with offers for various projects.
And really, Foxy Roxy was brillant--I'd be shocked if she didn't win the Bluklach!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You guys were great, but I think the voters are gonna go with the Khundian remake of "The Producers" this year. "Springtime for Zaryan" brought the house down every night.
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
This place is a dump, we should demolish it for the wedding!
<hands glow orange as she starts blasting through the walls>
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
Oh, look a theatre. Bye-bye, theatre!
(releases orange blasts at the stage, shredding it to rubble)
Hahahaha! Weddings are so much fun!
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Get your own place, dear. This one is mine.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Oh my, what happened here?
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
I improved it, don't you think?
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
Igraine? Have you been drinking?
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
No.
Morgaine started blasting SHAKES before I could get a sip of my martini.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
WHAT!?!
Oh my Goddess, what are two thinking?
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
Relax, it's not like any of their little prisons could hold us, besides, you're a Security Officer.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
IGRAINE!!!
I have had enough, go back to Avalon, I will deal with you later!
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
What?
Why?
Because of this, but your wedding will be perfect if we just tear down the theatre and put an arch, with roses and doves.
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
...GO!!!
Posted by High Queen Igraine on :
Fine!
Posted by High Priestess Viviane on :
And take Morgaine with you!
So sorry for the destruction, Princess, I don't know what came over her. The theatre looks trashed, I could pay for the damages.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Don't worry about it, dear. There was actually very little damage done. Don't forget... my primary power is casting illusions. It was child's play to make her see far more damage than she was actually doing.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, I have to say that Gharlak the Khund deserved the Bucklach, but I'm honored that he mentioned me in his acceptance speech and called me an 'inspiration' to the arts.
Foxy Roxy definately deserved hers though for "Female in a Leading Role" and I'm very proud of her! I can't wait to see what our next project will be, as she's agreed we should work together again!
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Just be sure to keep your... ummm... "wedding party"... away from here, or there may not be a place to perform in.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I do so love gazing at the statues of our lovely Princess Crujectra. They don't do justice to her wonderfully perky bosoms, though.
I still wear the fishnet shorts she gave me all those years back.
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