I just thought it was a cool title for a new thread.
Posted by Caleb on :
Some friends and I used to have a habit... whenever we called each other and the other answered the phone we would say...
ARE YA NEKKID???
it all started after a period of time when everyone seemed to call me just as I was getting out of the shower. it was fun.
[ August 12, 2003, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: Caleb ]
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
okay, so now I am nekkid, what next?
Posted by Caleb on :
Okay KP.
I'm probably gonna get fired now. Who knew that the company had a "no getting naked in the office" policy.
Posted by Varalent on :
You mean nakedness is acceptable attire for Casual Workdays?
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: You mean nakedness isn't acceptable attire for Casual Workdays?
Boy, not only can't I type today....
[ August 12, 2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Caleb on :
Well, it was causing quite a commotion. Women were fainting. Supposedly "straight" men were lingering.
What's a boy to do.
Posted by Varalent on :
Might have been fun to tell them to get nekkid with you! Posted by rokk steady on :
Sonnie, "next" is you helping me undress so I can join the naked fun.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Doin' the NAKED BUMP!
Posted by matlock on :
Sorry KP but I have on a tie today so I'm wearing even more clothes today than usual. Maybe it's Naked opposite day!
Posted by Suddenly Seymour on :
I'm not naked at the moment, but I will be soon! (It's gettin' close to bed time.)
Naked's fun.
Posted by icefire on :
I usually post naked like now!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<---- is not naked. Posted by icefire on :
<---------is naked Posted by Kid Prime on :
<---- is weighing the pros and cons of being naked!
Posted by icefire on :
Pro: Cooler
Posted by Kid Prime on :
True.
Posted by rokk steady on :
Pro: nothin' in the way when you feel like doin' the nasty.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Also true.
Posted by Suddenly Seymour on :
Just have a bathrobe handy in case the doorbell rings and it's not the sexy UPS guy but the scary lady next door who's always telling you to turn your music down.
Of course, that might shut her up for a while.
Eric
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Con: Hot vinyl car seats in the summer sun.
Pro: no longer funding corporate conspiracies like Old Navy, Bob's, JC Penney, and Abercrombie & Fitch
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Those are both good points. I like Old Navy, though! Their clothes are comfortable and affordable!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
NAKED!!! as always! even in bed (no underwear!) and in front of handsome UPS (and Fed Ex - know that one guy is gay....ah...ooops TMI).
Posted by Caleb on :
more like TLI... tell us more.
aren't we just a bunch of horndogs?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I would expect nothing less.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
<------- saw hisself naked in the mirror and ran.
Posted by cleome on :
....hopefully not smack into the mirror.
:/
Posted by future king on :
uhhhhh ... I've seen some of you people naked (on your Facebooks) .... so LET'S NOT!!!
Posted by cleome on :
If you've seen me naked on somebody's Facebook then we really need to talk.
[scowls]
[taps foot]
Posted by Exnihil on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: If you've seen me naked on somebody's Facebook then we really need to talk.
Actually, cleo... if you are naked on someone's Facebook, then I'd really like to talk. Posted by cleome on :
Oh, that's great, Ex. Let's just change the name of this board to "Peyton Space" while we're at it.
Lord have mercy... Posted by Dev Em on :
Ya'll really don't want to see this nekkid.
Posted by cleome on :
Dev, that would likely depend on how many of Exnihil's Hot 'N Dirty Martinis were involved.
[cough] At least... that's what I heard, uh...somewhere... I think... Posted by future king on :
I love stirrin' the pot with you crazy kids! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
cannibal.
yer name hannibal?
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: cannibal.
yer name hannibal?
And once again he scares the bejeezus outta me ladies and gentlemen!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
... boo...
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: ... boo...
crazy person
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
so I sez I sez wha? why why crosswalk chickenpecker noodles I sez
Posted by future king on :
... now I am REALLY scared!
Posted by cleome on :
I'm not. I just looked at my current credit card balance. Nothing will ever frighten me again. Not even all those Walking Dead links.
[buys brand new swanky full-size antique mirrors for everyone who participates in this thread]
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Get naked or get a Nudie suit.
[just gettin' in line for one of cleome's mirrors]
Posted by future king on :
My Spanx is killing me!
Posted by cleome on :
Ugh. I had one of those dreams last night where I was out in public half-dressed, and hideously embarrassed about it.
It don't take a shrink to see why I've been having those so often lately, but still... Bleah!
Posted by lancesrealm on :
Ok, just got naked. Hey, where's that light coming from? Oh, it's my butt. I can't believe anything can be that white...
The Caspar look attracts girls like magnet. Lucky for me I've still got my personality to drive 'em off...
Posted by cleome on :
This is the only time that we shy types can post in the buff... when all the normal folk with normal lives have signed off and gone to bed...
Posted by future king on :
I am working on my summer body.Almost where I want it to be. I keep bugging them at work that I'm trying to get my summer body happening because when the weather gets warmer I want to start wearing my bathing suit to work. Even my boss blushes.
[ April 19, 2011, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: future king ]
Posted by Iam Legion on :
*removed*
[ May 07, 2011, 11:01 AM: Message edited by: Iam Legion ]
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Iam Legion: *sigh* Every time I get naked there are Bigfoot sightings reported in the area for days.
I think I saw something like that in a Dario Argento film once...
Posted by future king on :
Argento film, Allen film, doesn't matter ....
So long as I'm naked.
Posted by cleome on :
[studies weather report]
Nah. Still about 10-15 degrees too cold. Especially since I decided to grit my teeth and shut off the furnace. Let the gas company go rip off somebody else for a change.
Posted by future king on :
Gas, no gas, makes no difference to me.
So long as I'm naked.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Erin Gray, any hot celebrity, makes no difference to me.
So long as future king is naked on this thread, I ain't lookin' in.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
So long as future king is naked on this thread, I ain't lookin' in.
Sure, sure! Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Well, he was nekkid, but that spy camera from space tried to take a shot and being Canadian FK was so white he blanked out the photo.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: Well, he was nekkid, but that spy camera from space tried to take a shot and being Canadian FK was so white he blanked out the photo.
Can you see into my livingroom?????
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
This is America... we spy everywhere...
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Living room, bedroom, makes no difference.
You're still blanking the pic, white boy.
Posted by future king on :
America, Canada, who cares,
So long as I'm naked.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Bloom County storyline...
"Naked Came I"
Man I miss that cartoon.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: Living room, bedroom, makes no difference.
You're still blanking the pic, white boy.
I'm e-mailing you a pic of me coming out of the shower as we speak.... Posted by Legion Tracker on :
AIIIEEEE! My screen went WHITE! Posted by future king on :
Fresh! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
It's been hot enough here today that naked would be nice.
Posted by MLLASH on :
*nude picture of self auto-censored*
Shucks... I guess I'll have to e-mail it to you all individually!
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
ah godda shodgun an ah ain't a'feared ta uz'it.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by rickshaw1: ah godda shodgun an ah ain't a'feared ta uz'it.
Holy crap! Everybody put your clothes back on!!! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Aw c'mon, fk, all rickshaw can do is shoot you in the e-mail.
Posted by cleome on :
I was going to post with naked feet today, but I didn't want to scandalize Lardy.
Sorry.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome: I was going to post with naked feet today, but I didn't want to scandalize Lardy.
Sorry.
Oh c'mon, give it a try! Posted by cleome on :
I have vowed that no sentient shall see me without steel-toes until they have defeated me in fair combat!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Now there's a pickup line, cleome.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: Hey fk! Did you get a new suit for your birthday?
No ... just the one I was born with! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*looks around*
am I too late for the party?
Posted by future king on :
Time makes no difference ....
.... so long as I'm naked!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
fk, you didn't get enough naked on vacation???
Posted by future king on :
Sigh .... nope! Posted by cleome45 on :
[taps foot]
That's not what these Google Earth: San Tropez pics are telling me, Dude.
[squints]
Wow. I had no idea anyone had a Legion clubhouse tattoo THERE! [gasp!]
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
[Restraint. Not going there.... Man, this hurts!]
Posted by cleome45 on :
I told you not to skimp on the sunblock, Dude!
Posted by future king on :
... wow, I should wear darker sunglasses next time I'm out there! Posted by cleome45 on :
Remember, Folks! It's only ten months 'til the next World Naked Bike Ride, so start getting in shape now!
Posted by MLLASH Siegel on :
Crap! Better do some situps...
Posted by cleome45 on :
I have faith that my legs will be good enough to pass muster. My abs, maybe not so much. Perhaps I'll simply drape my midsection in Naked Lady Lilies:
Posted by future king on :
Hey nice flowers! They'd look good covering my __________.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I've always been naked. Couldn't anyone tell?
(reads user name again)
Oh, right.
Posted by future king on :
I see naked people.
Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I've always been naked. Couldn't anyone tell?
(reads user name again)
Oh, right.
I loved you in Mystery Men, Dude.
Posted by future king on :
Have I shown you my new Halloween costume yet? It's my special organic blend, required for my " Emperor's New Clothes" theme.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
^ Okay, fk. Caught you sneaking the word "organ" into the Naked thread.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: ^ Okay, fk. Caught you sneaking the word "organ" into the Naked thread.
BUSTED!!! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome45:
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I've always been naked. Couldn't anyone tell?
(reads user name again)
Oh, right.
I loved you in Mystery Men, Dude.
Really? You mean I wasn't overacting? Awww, thanks!
Posted by future king on :
It's no Mystery that I look great nekkid! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
I'd prefer a little mystery about some things.
;-)
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Interestingly enough, Rockhopper Lad, the LMBer, wears no clothes because he is completely covered in feathers. I'm quite modest in real life.
[ September 27, 2011, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: I'd prefer a little mystery about some things.
;-)
Makes it more intriguing, yeah?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Interestingly enough, Rockhopper Lad, the LMBer, wears no clothes because he is completely covered in feathers. I'm quite modest in real life.
Thanks for the warning - not knowing that could make for some awkward fan fiction scenes Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: I'd prefer a little mystery about some things.
;-)
That fact that you reacted to my comment says a lot. Thank you!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Says a lot about him, or a lot about you? Posted by future king on :
It says that he has a great sense of humour, and that he can dish it out as well as take it. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Nice save there Posted by future king on :
Thank you! Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Legion Tracker: I'd prefer a little mystery about some things.
;-)
Great! Then you won't mind signing for this crate of fig leaves that UPS just brought over!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
There's no mystery in that, cleome. It's just future king trying to bribe you for cookies again.
Posted by future king on :
Ah yes, fig leaves .... I'm Greek and that brings back so many good memories of my youth and my first "bathing suit", ... *sigh* ah the memories!
Posted by cleome45 on :
I'd always assumed that the Greeks were more partial to grape leaves. Well, live and learn, right?
Posted by Dev - Em on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: Ah yes, fig leaves .... I'm Greek and that brings back so many good memories of my youth and my first "bathing suit", ... *sigh* ah the memories!
This post now tops my TMI list. Thank you very much.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: Ah yes, fig leaves .... I'm Greek and that brings back so many good memories of my youth and my first "bathing suit", ... *sigh* ah the memories!
So, did you ever outgrow your first bathing suit, or... Posted by future king on :
Well yeah you could say that. Fall came and I had to "leave" ... Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Hope you didn't replace it with poison ivy!
Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Dev - Em:
quote:Originally posted by future king: Ah yes, fig leaves .... I'm Greek and that brings back so many good memories of my youth and my first "bathing suit", ... *sigh* ah the memories!
This post now tops my TMI list. Thank you very much.
You'll be back.
Posted by future king on :
Today is the hottest October 10th day I can remember in the longest time. Heeeeey, maybe it is time to get naked! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Wouldn't you like to cool off with an ice cream sundae instead?
Posted by future king on :
Nope, naked is the new black.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Especially if you're hairy all over.
Posted by future king on :
I resemble that comment!
<but not really>
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
... you're only hairy on half your body?
Posted by future king on :
Ask someone who's seen me NAKED! Posted by cleome45 on :
Posted by future king on :
Ah ... but are they wearing underwear though?
Posted by cleome45 on :
The world may never know, fk...
Posted by future king on :
I guess a little mystery IS important nowadays!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'd rather be naked than wear fruit!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: Ah ... but are they wearing underwear though?
How badly do you want to find out?
Posted by future king on :
Not really .... it was just a joke. HONEST!!! Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: I'd rather be naked than wear fruit!
A likely story.
BTW, the actress portraying the peach resigned when they complained about her not removing her "fuzz" for the photo ops. That's the problem with these scrappy young companies once they get bought out: Everyone has to conform to some bogus, high-maintenance standard of "beauty." Posted by future king on :
Beauty Shmeauty, I just want to get naked.
Fruit, veggies ... what's the difference? It's just more stuff that gets in the way of my loins.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
So if ever a cult or terrorist group emerges and declares war on clothes, I will bet that YOU are behind them!
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
future king said loins.
Posted by cleome45 on :
It's not considered a suggestive term in Canada, though, is it? I think he was just advising that we have the produce as a second, rather than first, course at dinner. It's probably some quaint Canadian custom or something...
[ October 18, 2011, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: cleome45 ]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
As long as we can eat the fruit with lots of maple syrup, I'm in!
Posted by future king on :
"quaint Canadian custom ..." yeah, come over so I can give you some of that "custom" right now babe! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
"Costume"? Ooh, does it have feathers and such? Are you going to wear it for Halloween?
Posted by future king on :
No, I'm going out as Lady Godiva again this year. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Well, seeing as how you have all that hair...
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: No, I'm going out as Lady Godiva again this year.
Again? Apparently no one cared...or noticed...last year.
;-)
Posted by future king on :
.... or it's an encore appearance.
Yeah, I know ..... that should have been your first guess! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
An encore should offer a bonus. What more you got after naked, bud?
(...really didn't want to ask that question....)
Posted by future king on :
UHHHHHH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oh, never mind, Too easy! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
"Too easy" is too easy. Must be hard to come up with something.
;-)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Well, to be a worthy bonus, FK should do something with his hair.
Like make a multitude of blond braids.
Or use it to climb a tower.
Or make art with it.
Posted by future king on :
I was going to use my "hair" to hide my burning loins. There's that word again! Posted by cleome45 on :
If your back hair isn't long enough to braid, it's all good. :/
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: I was going to use my "hair" to hide my burning loins. There's that word again!
fk's got a hunka hunka burnin' loin.
Posted by future king on :
And he ain't loin folks! Posted by cleome45 on :
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*imagines Future King lying on a plate, on a bed of greens, with an apple in his mouth*
Posted by cleome45 on :
[dons fedora, sharkskin suit, Italian shoes, and lights a Cuban cigar]
That'll loin him.
Posted by future king on :
You guys must have been looking through some of my younger, college day pics! Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Now that we know about your naked fixation...no, we didn't.
;-)
Posted by future king on :
When you're your Greek you're born naked! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Isn't everyone born naked? Posted by future king on :
D'OH!
Posted by cleome45 on :
I'm still wondering whatever became of Naked Mole Rat Lad...?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Didn't he get a bit part on that one TV show? Impossible, or something like that.
Posted by cleome45 on :
I thought it was Kim Possible. No, that can't be right. You can't have naked rodents on a kids show these days.
Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome45: You can't have naked rodents on a kids show these days.
Aw, RATS!!!!! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Blaze has said these exact words many, many times before Posted by Blaze on :
And we always end up exactly like that many many times over! Posted by cleome45.9 on :
[sigh] There goes my blood pressure again.
People, you have blinds attached to your windows for a reason!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*tsk tsk* Oh Blaze, we really do have to keep the blinds down whenever we come out of the shower.
Sorry, cleome. Peace offering?
Posted by cleome45.99 on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: *tsk tsk* Oh Blaze, we really do have to keep the blinds down whenever we come out of the shower.
Sorry, cleome. Peace offering?
Okay. You can put on your hazmat suit and come over and help me clean out the fridge.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Would you mind if Blaze and I are naked inside our hazmat suits?
Kiiiiiiiiiiidding!
Posted by cleome45.99 on :
I was going to send Blaze out for pizza so we could concentrate on cleaning. Luckily, it's a small fridge. We'll be done by the time he gets back.
I would recommend that he at least dons a layer of protective netting now that mosquito season is here. [<--- cleoMom mode]
Of course, some of the best pizza joints are in the "arty" area of town, so it may be quite awhile before anyone notices what outre articles he is or isn't wearing.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
That's a good idea. Blaze can be very distracting it always takes us way too much time to make dinner!
And now I'm worried as to what trouble he could get into. :tsk:! But while he's gone, you and I can gossip about him
I'll make him wear a full suit. I don't like the idea of him going around wearing just the protective netting !
Posted by cleome45.99 on :
A wise decision. The mosquitos here rarely achieve the epic size/numbers they do in the tropics, but it only takes a couple of bites on certain areas to make a person sorry they ever went outdoors.
Click Here For A SpoilerWhat?! I mean like a bite on the ankle or between the shoulder blades! What did you all think I was talking about? Posted by Blaze on :
Sigh! Boy I'm tired from going downtown for a pizza when we could just have them delivered.
Hey IB, hon, I'm hoooome! I need some help here, the suit's hard to remove and I'm all sweaty.
(Sees Cleome) *Flashes a perfect smile* Hello there dear Cleome. I know you'll love this... Peace?! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
*pecks Blaze on the cheek* Thank you for going all that way to get this delicious pizza!
Now Blaze, are you well-dressed underneath that suit? It would be rude to be underdressed in cleome's house, after she has so kindly invited us in.
Oh, and...
SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLEOME!
Posted by Blaze on :
Is this what you mean by wearing birthday suit hon?
Hey dear Cleome, happy birthday!
Posted by cleome46 on :
Thanks, Guys! That's one epic-looking pie. I'll mix us up a pitcher of strawberry lemonade with vodka, while you guys call the rest of Legion World and tell them to come over, pronto!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
PARTY AT CLEOME'S!!!
With cleome's special lemonade (move over, Aunt Ida!)
Blaze and I will get started on our special birthday spicy tuna macaroni salad. Yahoo!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:Originally posted by Blaze: Is this what you mean by wearing birthday suit hon?
Hey dear Cleome, happy birthday!
Haven't you been naked for enough times yesterday? Tsk, you naughty naughty Blaze you.
Posted by Blaze on :
Only because I was either sleeping in bed, taking a bath, or changing clothes! BUT, you took advantage!
Shhh... we better start helping cleome with the preparations or we're so gonna get it this time.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
ME take advantage? Hmph. Now where did you get that idea?
And I have been. You're the one who keeps asking if you look good under that hazmat suit...
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