Bring me your women, or face my wrath!
Posted by rokk steady on :
Anne Heche, is that you?
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
ayla, if you start going out with robots i'm telling mom.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Robotwoman gone WILD!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Didn't you used to date my friend, Robot EDE?
Posted by rokk steady on :
This should only be posted in this room:
From a recent review of Gigli, starring JLo and Ben Affleck:
"Man, this film is gonna piss off a shitload of lesbians."
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Giant Robotic Lesbian, for the people of Earth, will you punish this movie and its stars?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
She's GOING from SUCK to BLOW!!!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by rokk steady: Anne Heche, is that you?
Anne Heche would be but a trifling appetizer to one such as I!
Even a billion Rosie O'Donnells could barely suffice to satiate my hunger!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by Mekt Ranzz: ayla, if you start going out with robots i'm telling mom.
Ayla? Bah!
I seek Ayla's giantess consort, LeVIathan!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Robotwoman gone WILD!
Bring unto me a veritable platter of sapphic Robotwomen!
(And I desire as well that cute lil' Platinum, with her funky Tin Woodsman's cap.)
Posted by rokk steady on :
Lol!
G.R.L.: You may be able to take on a planet of Rosies, but I bet you wouldn't last ONE round with Anne Heche!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Didn't you used to date my friend, Robot EDE?
I crave instead the all-encompassing embrace of Robot EDE's gay female alternate ID, Lesbian LARDLASS!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by rokk steady: Giant Robotic Lesbian, for the people of Earth, will you punish this movie and its stars?
I care not for the people of Earth!
However, I shall endeavor to devour the one known to you as "J-Lo," though I must take care not to choke on her bulbous buttocks!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: She's GOING from SUCK to BLOW!!!
Prime! Deliver unto me the shapely pink one you call "Arcee," and perhaps I shall let you live!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by rokk steady: G.R.L.: You may be able to take on a planet of Rosies, but I bet you wouldn't last ONE round with Anne Heche!
That Anne Heche frightens even me with her naked, delusional desert wanderings.
Posted by MLLASH on :
GIANT LESBIAN ROBOT is my new favorite poster!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: GIANT LESBIAN ROBOT is my new favorite poster!
I am GIANT ROBOTIC LESBIAN!
If you do not get my name right, I shall become a GIANT RAMPAGING ROBOTIC LESBIAN (G.R.R.L.)!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Whatever, I just like chick robots!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
you mean like Rosie from the Jetson's?? She was a dyke too.
Posted by rokk steady on :
Man, that Rosie could vacuum!
Too bad she quit her talk show.
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Giant Robotic Lesbian, I miss your metallic quips!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
Rosie does indeed possess a most powerful set of lungs.
Posted by rokk steady on :
Are you talkin' Jetsons Rosie or Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
Rosie the Riveter.
That grrrl could do unbelievable things to sheet metal with her red-hot rivets.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
This just in:
Product: Ginger, The Robotic Lesbian Scooter
Description: You've heard the rumors. You've seen the news reports. You've probably attended the town meetings. Who is Ginger? What is Ginger? Ginger is a Robotic Lesbian Scooter powered by Gyroscopic Vibrator Technology. She doesn't need gas and won't pollute. Just a little bit of oil, and you're on your way. Please remember, Ginger is not a medical device.
Feedback:
Ginger is one hot babe! My Dodge pickup ain't never looked this good. Sometimes I would put a wig on my Dodge when I got drunk, but it ain't nowhere got the looks of Ginger! Course she still won't let me kiss on her none yet, but my buddies down at the liquor store don't know that when I ride up. Billy Jean Hacker, Macon, GA
What the hell is this? All I wanted was a fuel-efficient vehicle to save money while we put our 3 kids through college. Instead, I awoke one morning to find my wife had run off with a lesbian robot! You have destroyed my marriage! Plus, they took all my khaki pants. I realize this is a selling point for your company, but could you have at least made lesbianism an option on the vehicle? Thurston Howell VI, Honolulu
This dang newfangled contraption scared my horses and threw me into a ditch. It tain't fit for city dwellers to have to contend with! I say don't we have enough hifalutin' thingamabobs to deal with on the byways with these here rackety trolleys and such! Now we've got robotic lesbian scooters wanting to traverse our fair town and stir up trouble! They'll sour the milk and make the women harlots, I say! Horatio L. Johnson, Morgantown Posted by lil'rhino on :
WOMYN for GRL:
Jodi Foster
Melissa Etheredge
Lea DeLarea
Helen Hunt
Sandra Bullock
Dolly Parton
lil'rhino
Posted by Mantis on :
This one offers up the Scarlet Witch. You can find her on Marvel Earth.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: WOMYN for GRL:
Jodi Foster
Melissa Etheredge
Lea DeLarea
Helen Hunt
Sandra Bullock
Dolly Parton
I saw Lea DeLarea in a Shakespeare in the Park performance in Central Park a few years back -- she was terrific!
I can picture Dolly serenading GRL with a bittersweet rendition of "I Will Always Love You" ("we both know/you are not what/I need")...
And as for Sandra Bullock -- NOOOoooOOOOoooOOOO...! I love her endearing, bumbling ways -- GRL can't HAVE her!
Posted by Mantis on :
This one also offign up Joan Rivers and her daughter...
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
*sigh*
Only on Legion World.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I wonder if Giant Robotic Lesbian and Thora have become the couple they were meant to be and that is why neither have been seen on Legion World for ages.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
They're busy packing and moving away from California.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
to Connecticut
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Everyone forgets Massachusetts
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Massawhat?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Maybe they could come and stay with you while they house hunt, Quis. Just how tall and heavy is GRL? Would she wreck your furniture?
I bet she and Thora could take care of your pesky neighbours.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
that would give a whole new meaning to "crash at your place"