Hmmmm, I got a nice corner room. Hopefully, the neighbors will be nice and friendly
I know that I'm the newbie, but feel free to come in and get to know me!
PLus, I'll need someone to show me the sights...
[ February 28, 2004, 03:20 AM: Message edited by: Danny Blaine ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey, Dan! Good to see ya, you can be my guest at the next pool party! Stop by my room anytime, the Transformers collection is pretty extensive over there, but there's pleaty of room for all my non-Transforming friends too!
P.S. I notice you're from Cincinatti. Ever Been to Cedar Point??? Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hey, welcome, once again!
I recommend buying beanbags. They're quite the rage around here!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
No, never made it up that way. My job is currently having a contest and the winning team gets a trip there, though...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You should go! It's MEGA-COOL!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hopefully, I'll get to go.
Anyway, thank you for stopping by. I took EDE's suggestion and brought in a whole bunch of bean bags and got some holo vids too...
Pull up a bag and join me. What do we want to watch first?
[ July 13, 2003, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Danny Blaine ]
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Well, I've decided to wath Donnie Darko... Lights out!!!!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Just stopping by to say hello. Nice place you have here Danny.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Thanks for stopping by...
There's a wet bar on the other side of the room. Help yourself...
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Well, I've decided to watch Donnie Darko... Lights out!!!!
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit...??
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Well, I've decided to watch Donnie Darko... Lights out!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit...??
Cellar door...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Well, I'm off to bed. Good night, all!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hi honey, I'm home!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
A guy I currently have a crush on also goes by Danny. Mere coincidence or is something more sinister at work here?
Bitchen room by the way. Love your big dipper!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Have you used my scoop yet?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Oh, there's gonna be a galaxy of fun in this room, I can tell!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Wait til I show you the big dipper...
Ummm, it over there <points to the left>... Why are you looking at me so funny?
LASH? LASH?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Curses! Foiled again!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
All right... We should have a poker night! My room ok?
Posted by MLLASH on :
How 'bout tonight?
Instead of credits, we'll bet articles of clothing! We'll have to invite Sonnie and Kid Prime, too! I'll bring the lotus fruit-laced Silverale!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Booze, cigars, and boyz. I'm in... Oh yeah, cards, too... Posted by Kid Prime on :
You know, the funny thing is, if we REALLY wanted to play cards, I know a great cyber-place we can go... no foolin!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Pop
"nice room Danny"
splash!!!!
and on to Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hi Danny. Here's a few fresh towels to help you mop up after that last visit from Faraway. He seems to have developed a water balloon fetish; all those fried Mars bars have affected him.
[ July 15, 2003, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Thanks for the towells...
Guess I'll start cleaning up now. Never know when someone else might show
Posted by MLLASH on :
*knock knock!*
It's me, Danny!
I brought over 3 bottles of wine, some rope and some lit candles!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Are we decorating?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Well..... I do have some flavored finger paint back in my room...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Bring it on!
Posted by MLLASH on :
FINALLY!
Dibs on the Purple Passionfruit and Black Cherry!
Posted by LABRADORIAN on :
hi cant remember if i dropped by, but here i am and its a nice room, i always like the starfield
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hey Lab! Thanks for stopping by, I keep meaning to stop in your room, but there is always a strange haze coming from it...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Wow, its quiet in here tonight...
Guess I should sign out and go to sleep. Yet another work day tomorrow...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
HI all, I'm home!!!! COme see me!
Posted by MLLASH on :
*knock knock*
Hiya Danny... it's me again...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
grin Posted by Danny Blaine on :
All right. Since Nightcrawler has ordered pizza, I have decided to have a movie night in here...
First up, DOnnie Darko. Feel free to join...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Hey! I brought over WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE, PARTY GIRL and JAWBREAKER.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Perfect,
Come on in and take a seat...
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Ooh - "Party Girl!" Parker Posey has never looked cooler and hasn't played that type of character as well since (or she's played that type a hundred times, but without the same level of quality writing) -- she was great in that film. It made me want to be a librarian ... (well, until the credits ended anyway)
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Don't mind LASH, he's passed out on the bed...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
ummm, he's still on the bed. Can someone help me get him to his room?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Please feel free to come up and see me (Im home!) It's gets lonely in the stars after awhile...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I will be heading to bed within the next 1/2 hour. Have a great night everyone...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Sweet dreams, handsome. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Just stopping in after a long day at work...
ML, can you fan me instead????
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
All right, after my 3 hour nap. I feel better. Come on in, the water's just fine (in the hot tub).
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: ML, can you fan me instead????
I can do that and more.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Tease... Posted by MLLASH on :
Your bubble bath is drawn. I've got Morrissey, Erasure and Pet Shop Boys rotating on the cd player. The aromatherapy candles have given the bathroom a wonderful scent. Once you get settled in to the tub, I'll give your back a good loofah-scrub and bring you a glass of wine.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Oh my...
Posted by MLLASH on :
NOW who loves ya, baby?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<SWOON> Posted by Danny Blaine on :
All right, I'm all rested after a nice bath... What's next guys?
Posted by MLLASH on :
GuyS?!?!?!
What other guys might you be referring to?!?!
And after all the trouble I went to to sweep you off your feet by pretending to be so sweet!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Pretending? HMMMPH!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Ask yourself:
Would you rather have a genuinely sweet guy who takes you for granted and treats you like crap or a mean bastard who pretends you are the most important thing in the world and treats you like a king?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hmmmmmmm... Neither. Is that an option?
Posted by MLLASH on :
That's the option I chose!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
HMmmmm. Purple shirt with white star or starfield tunic, which should I wear?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Purple shirt with white star during the day...
Starfield tunic at night...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I'm in my room for the night. PLease stop by and visit!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote: Purple shirt with white star during the day...
Starfield tunic at night...
But should I wear the full face mask?
Posted by MLLASH on :
NO WAY, baby!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
OK, if you insist! Who's up for strip poker???? Posted by Nightcrawler on :
I knew I should spend more time in the dorms!
[ July 25, 2003, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Welcome, Gary, right? Come on in, anytime!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
I knew I should spend more time in the dorms!
Yeah... you really should. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
KP,
Come in anytime...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'm here! Let's party!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ill provide the booze...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
brb... shower time...
Posted by Varalent on :
Did someone say booze!
Posted by Varalent on :
.... and stripping!!!!! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Is there a party here?
Posted by MLLASH on :
You fraggers get the HELL out... Danny and I are TRYIN' to have some... QUALITY TIME!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's starting just as soon as Danny gets out of the shower! Quick, let's get a pitcher of freezing cold water and throw it on him while he's in the shower!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
EEEEEEEK
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's a party party party! You can't have Danny B all to yourself, Lash! (Not unless I get Nightcrawler all to myself, since we've been flirting back and forth like, all day.)
Until then, let's PARTY!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
HEY, yeah!! Then we can tie him up and drop hot candlewax on him! This might be pretty fun after all!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Ha ha! Got him good! Now let's steal all his towels and clothes and make him run around naked all night!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I am naked and dripping wet... and I HAVE no towel! KP, Don't make me chase you through the halls...
Lash, do you have an extra towel?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Where's the rope and candles?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
DON'T give him a towel.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
OHMY
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Oh, I plan to get stinking drunk...
Hope I don't pass out...
Posted by Varalent on :
No rope, no candle...would you settle for some rubberbands and honey!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Don't worry, I can give you pointers if you do.
Hell, if you get too drunk too early, I can even give you space on my couch in my room to sleep it off.
<<Insert evil grin here>>
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
hehehehe
actually I have afterparty plans with LASH, I think...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
soooooo, who wants to be DJ?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think the talk of candlewax and rope scared everyone off.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
heheheheheh... you are bad...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Although I cant imagine anything scaring LASH off...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Just blow up a big picture of Sally Struthers and put it on your door... that'll do the trick.
Heck, even I'D be scared of that.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
ewwwwww
ok, well I guess I'll sit here drunk and naked, sigh....
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Tch, you guys get yourself all distracted and don't even notice when the riff-raff strolls right in.
*Tee hee!*
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Poor guy. Come on over to my room and we'll drink together and watch Rocky Horror.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Giggle...
TD, come on in anytime...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
And Riff Raff strolls in! It must be a SIGN!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<Does the time warp drunk>, much laughing is heard...
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: ...come on in anytime...
We teleporters usually do!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
hmmmmm
I don't really look like Brad though, or Janet either
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: hehehehe
actually I have afterparty plans with LASH, I think...
Damn straight you do and don't forget it...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Yes, sir! <salutes>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Geez. Guys get SO dominant after they turn 30...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Geez. Guys get SO dominant after they turn 30...
Shouldn't that be, "Geez. Guys get SO dominant after they turn 30... SIR." ???
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I like guys around 30... Because they can be so dominant...
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Not always.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I turned 30 in January, Mr. Lash, so you can just go and "SIR" yo mama!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hmmmmm... NOw this is getting interesting...
Posted by MLLASH on :
January, eh? AQUARIOUS like me?
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I turned 30 in January, Mr. Lash, so you can just go and "SIR" yo mama!
Such SASS! I like that!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Tell it to the hand...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Gemini, here...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Tell it to the hand...
Damn baby, don't do me this way... *sad puppy eyes* Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Gemini, here...
Me too.
Wow, this thread went from 0 to 60! I left to straigten up my house and look what I miss. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Anything can happen in Danny B's Room!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Aww...
C'mere, Lash, gimme a hug!
<<Embraces MLLASH long, warmly, and sensually>>
Posted by MLLASH on :
mmmmmmmmmmm
baby...... Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Now IM Jealous... Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<breaks the embrace, looking flushed and a bit concerned that everyone else at the party just saw that>>
So, who's up for some movies? I have Moulin Rouge on DVD!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sounds good!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Now IM Jealous...
Me too! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Y'all still partying in here? Just dropping by for a sec...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'll just, um, go over to my room and get it!
<<Makes a quick exit, still looking very flushed and hoping no one in there was looking too closely at the pup tent in the front of my trousers right about now>>
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<------------Goes back to his old job of fanning LASH
Posted by MLLASH on :
For once, I'M speechless... Posted by Kid Prime on :
YOU'RE speechless? And to think I was going to spend tonight watching disc 5 of Queer As Folk season 2! This is just as juicy, if not more so!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Zipped... or... unzipped... that is the question...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Mmmmmm. Juicy, indeed!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<makes bed>
Good night, folks...
Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: <<Makes a quick exit, still looking very flushed and hoping no one in there was looking too closely at the pup tent in the front of my trousers right about now>>
Pup tent?
More like the Ringling Bros. & Barnum Bailey "Big Top"... Posted by Varalent on :
*puf*
*puf*
Hey, I found some! Here's the candles & wa.....Damn, am I too late? I can't beilieve I spent all that time going through all my stuff 'cause Lash wanted candles and wax...and you know I just moved in, everythings still in boxes! And of course, NOTHING is in the box as marked...
Oh well!
*sighs tremendously*
Posted by MLLASH on :
Lookin' cute there, Vee. All outta breath and sweaty and stuff...
Posted by Varalent on :
Thanks, but I can think of MUCH more fun ways to get all out of breath and sweaty and stuff.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Gee, uh... dunno what you mean. Show me.
Posted by Varalent on :
I will, but I think you've got a prior engagement tonight.
Let me know when you have a free night. It takes a LONG while to work up a proper sweat! *wink*
Posted by MLLASH on :
Actually, I'm a little freaked out... I can't even remember the last time I flirted as much as I did tonight...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Me neither! As a matter of fact, if you count the time I spent flirting with Nightcrawler this morning, it's been an all-day flirtfest!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I like flirting. It's just too bad you are all so far away. I'd love to meet some of you guys...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Time to do my morning naked ritual dance...
Posted by Varalent on :
WooHoo! Talk about good timing!
Lookin good there Danny! Shake that thang!
This will give me all the incentive I need to get my work done at the office and hurry back here to LegionWorld!
Later!
V Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hello, you have reached the answering service for Danny Blaine, future Starman. Currenly, I am away from my room, either saving the known universe or taking a nap. PLease leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
<BEEP>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
"Hey, Danny! Some party last night, huh! Give me a call or stop back by my roon when you get in! See ya!"
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<checks messages>
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Off to get my hair cut and something to eat! Catch ya's later! Maybe I'll have another party tonight!
WooHoo!
<turns answering service back on>
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I'm back. Come on in... Just chillin here...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Off to the store to get some chips and dip...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Home again... PLease feel free to stop in at anytime guys.
Posted by Stu on :
Dude, I've been here the whole time! I was watching TV over there, behind the... er, starfield.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Errr, glad you could make it! Hopefully, you didn't see anything too... um, intereting...
<blushes>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I may have to compare notes with Stu later...
Posted by MLLASH on :
I knew Stu was over there. That's why I was putting on such a "show"...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
and what a show it was...
Posted by MLLASH on :
DUDE! You got a pic!!!!!!!! Very nice!
Posted by MLLASH on :
You are now officially one of us "kewl kids"!
Y'know, us kewl, vain kids! *tee hee*
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
its a little blurry, but hey... it'll do Posted by Danny Blaine on :
When do I get initiated?
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
you're a brave one... asking Lash to initiate you indeed Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by Sonnie Boy: you're a brave one... asking Lash to initiate you indeed
Ahhhh, whats the worst thing that can happen?
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
It's too late at night for me to cope with that one Danny.... I need to sleep tonight!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sleep well, sonnie boy...
Me, I'm going to do something fun. I just don't know what it is yet. Maybe I'll go to a movie.
I just bought Final Destination 2 on DVD, I could watch that
Posted by MLLASH on :
I wouldn't do anything that either of you wouldn't want me to do AGAIN... and again. Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Enjoy your film, though being a total cinemaphobe I've never heard of Final Destination 1 let alone 2 on DVD..... you'll have to let us know if it's any good
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I will!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
By the way, the Final Chapter of Mysterious Ways is up now!
Posted by Varalent on :
Just dropped by to say 'Hi"
Cool pic!
V
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
IM at work, just thought I would pop in!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I plan to come back in here tonight and get plastered. It's not a good day here...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Maybe not, I don't think I'll be coming back to these boards after all.
Thanks guys, for everything!
I really enjoyed posting my fanfic and getting thepositive responses.
Scott/Gary, you have done wonders with this board. Thanks for providing this forum...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
That was cryptic.
Are you okay, Danny? Let us know if we can support you in any way, this board is about having fun, but it's also about maintaining good, supportive friendships. Feel free to PM me at any time if you need an ear!
No one is alone, man.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Yeah, let us know if you need anything Danny.
Hope to see you again soon.
Posted by Varalent on :
Danny, please let someone know what's going on. There are lots of great people here, any one of which would be willing to lend an ear or shoulder. Just let one of us know what we can do for you
V
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Danny get back here already, Lash has promised us rude things!
And if you're gonna miss out on that then at least keep in touch eh?
speak to you soon yeah.....
Posted by superboymddjr on :
oh no! I missed the whole candlewaxing and roping session!! Waahh!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Danny, I had you a seat already picked out at the TOP 5 POSTERS CLUB table!
Aaaah well... sometimes the "REAL" world intrudes, as I know...
our paths will cross again, one starry night...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
OK,
Maybe I sounded more dramatic than I meant too. Sorry gang, it wasn't intentional. There is just alot going on. HOwever, I didn't realize the show of support I would get in here just by announcing that I wouldn't be here much (if at all).
Maybe KP is right and this is a good place to be for awhile.
And no, nothing is wrong really. Just a bad day.
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I will stick around, at least for awhile.
Thanks again. Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: OK,
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I will stick around, at least for awhile.
as you jolly well should!
glad you haven't been arrested or jmnped off a cliff after being led on then spurned by that scarlet woman Lash or contracted ebola or anything drastic Danny, and we can all empathise with bad- day- at- the- office feeling so feel free to vent....
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Oh did Lash spurn me, maybe that's where I got those welts...
No, I'm perfectly fine. Just a bad day all the way around...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Sonnie Boy: that scarlet woman Lash
HEE hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Scarlet Woman? i thought she was an Avenger...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Next topic... who should star in my next fanfic?
Posted by MLLASH on :
INFECTIOUS LASS!!! POLICY PAM!!! EYEFUL ETHEL!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
ummm no...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Matter-Eater Lad & Calorie Queen?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
well... ummm. maybe.. um... possib..
no...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Did you read my last one, LASH?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
So, this room seems to be quite active here... Maybe I should move out and get a new one, with a better view...
Posted by MLLASH on :
honestly, I haven't paid as much attention to the stories as I should... I haven't even checked in on THE SUPER-JAILHOUSE of SPACE since it came over here... I'm going to read them ALL sooner or later though (and maybe finish my own)
Posted by Varalent on :
Danny: I did read your fanfic earlier today from start to finish (I couldn't stop!) It was terrific. You definitely need to do more.
BTW, MLLASH et al ~ We could use a little help over at the Super-Jailhouse of Space. I came to it late but I'm trying to get caught up on what all is going on while adding posts to it.
Help!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Danny: I did read your fanfic earlier today from start to finish (I couldn't stop!) It was terrific. You definitely need to do more.
Help!
Thanks! Compliments are welcome anytime!
Posted by Varalent on :
HELLOOOOoooooo
Anybody home?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Yes sir. Come on in!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
JUst dropping by...
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Hey danny I haven't seen your gorgeous fizog about in a while, how you keepin'?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I'm doing great! Just been busy with work and all.
Who's up for strip poker...
I know, everyone who doesn't win the "Lashathon" come over and we'll have a "What's he got that I don't" party!!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Just realized that the Starfield Lounge hadn't reopened since the "Attack of the CyberSpyders"
So here it is!
The band is ready...
The kegs have been tapped...
It's a party waitin' to happen!
[ August 24, 2003, 04:58 AM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by icefire on :
I'm all about playin' strip poker!!!!
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: I'm all about playin' strip poker!!!!
I always lose... not that that's a bad thing Posted by Poverty Lad on :
200! Partytime! Posted by icefire on :
P-A-R-T-Y Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Are you guys hosting Caleb's cyber-farewell party? I could bring my "Marshmallow Lime Jello Surprise". If I make enough, you could wrestle in it.
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Marshmallow Lime Jello Surprise? Where's the party????
Posted by superboymddjr on :
Here in Blaine's room, just to surprise Caleb in case that Danny invites him here. Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
AND marshmallow lime jello surprise wrestling???? I'm staying right here if no one minds....
Posted by Varalent on :
Most defintely! Caleb Bon Voyage Party will be here tonight...all night! BTW, I've arranged special entertainment for the evening. Talked Princess Cru into loaning me Justin Timberlake for a day (and a night)
When we disappear into the Villa later, I'm sure you'll all understand!
[ August 29, 2003, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Condo on :
I'll be here! Have to run a few errands but I'll be back in time to enjoy the PARTY!
Umm...Vee?
Does you're comment mean that MK and I should stay out of the Villa tonight? We haven't discussed signals like tying a necktie on the doorknob and stuff like that! Posted by Varalent on :
Alright everyone, it's party time! Posted by Caleb on :
Marshmellow Lime Jell-O Surprise, Wrasslin' AND Justin Timberlake?!?!?
SCREW THE NEW JOB. I'M MOVING IN HERE!!!!
thanks m'lady Cramer Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hey, Danny Blaine. Long time no see. Since our last date in the Starfield Room, I've been looking forward to the next. But, you haven't been hanging round much. What gives? Still, I'm looking forward to that next date you asked for. Give me a day and time and I'll meet you here for dinner in the Starfield's new Lava Lounge Bar and Grill.
Yours,
Semi TF Posted by Varalent on :
Hey Semi, good to see you back. Hope you had a great vacation!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Hey Semi, good to see you back. Hope you had a great vacation!
Hey Varalent, thanks, I did have a great vacation. i went to visit my family in Canada. Now the best part of my vacation starts - a whole week off at home in the Bay Area, with absolutely no obligations, whatsoever. I think I'm going to spend time with my dogs and some friends, and ride my motorcycle.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sorry Semi!
Hey guys, I haven't been around much, 'tis true. Work has been very very crazy!
Semi, just let me know when you want to have our next date!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Oh and the finale of Bolt Out of the Blue is up as well! Sorry it took so long, guys...
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
It was worth the wait Danny.
and I know it's midweek and all but where's the party?
Posted by superboymddjr on :
gone because of you. Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by superboymddjr: gone because of you.
you bitch!
funny though..... Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Let's have a Legion World BBQ on Sunday...
Posted by Varalent on :
Great idea, Danny! I'll bring the weiners!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I knew someone would!
Posted by Varalent on :
I just hope that there are some buns to put them in!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
nice meaty weenies to go with buns. Posted by Varalent on :
Oh, I wish I had ol' Oscar Meyer's weiner That is what I'd truely like to eat Cause if I had ol' Oscar Meyer's weiner Ol' Oscar would always want to be with me!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
make sure that the dogs are JUMBO! Posted by Kid Prime on :
But not so jumbo as to overwhelm the buns.
Posted by superboymddjr on :
KID PRIME!!!! *running and hugging* How are you doing? Anyway, you know.....those jumbo would fit into the buns so deliciously! and warm! Yummy! *tongue licking mouth* *blowing kiss to you!* Ymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Dang.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
hmmmm
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Chapter One of The Politics of Dancing is up!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Don't forget the BBQ this afternoon. And a dip in the pool afterwards!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just dropped by. Heard the Rimbor rowdies were dustin' the place. They're always good for a laugh.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Geez -- no posts since the 8th?? And here I thought I'd find a party goin' on...
Danny, you've said some nice things so I thought I'd say hi in the one place I knew you'd be. I know some poeple post in some areas of the board more than others so we might not have run across each other as much as when you first started posting, but I'll try to drop by here more often.
Btw, your new avatar's a little hard to make out -- who is that sitting on top of the Legion symbol??
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I really hope that its Star Boy
Maybe I'll try to get something more clear. Thanks Drake. I'm sure we will cross paths more often
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
HELLOOOOO anyone home? anyone wanna party?
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey Sonnie, how you doing?
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
All the better for seeing you gorgeous!
Hows you?
WELL DONE YOU for getting over the Kilo-post mark, most impressive Vee!
Posted by Varalent on :
Thanks Sonnie, great to see you here!
Seems like recently I only get here after you've bid us all good night.
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Let's party SOnnie!
And don't forget everyone, I have updated my next fanfic...
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Thanks Sonnie, great to see you here!
Seems like recently I only get here after you've bid us all good night.
unfortunately due to other commitments and a dodgy 'puter I've not been about as much as I'd like of late.
But for tonight I'm right here so who d'you suggest we do first? rather... *ahem*... WHAT do you suggest we do first? Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman: Let's party SOnnie!
And don't forget everyone, I have updated my next fanfic...
will get to your fanfic darling right aftyer this...
<pulls Danny close and gives him a VERY passionate kiss>
gawd, I've missed this place lately!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
YUMMMY
Posted by Varalent on :
Well we were having a drink with Semi before you got here. Care for one?
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
I think I posted elsewhere I'd love a Long Comfortable screw on the Beach if you don't mind...
if not Beer always works Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
I think I will just ask the bartender nicely for a Vanilla Pepsi
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
"Vanilla Pepsi?" No no no -- Vanilla *Coke*! (yum)
(I'm waitin' for Vanilla 7Up...)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: "Vanilla Pepsi?" No no no -- Vanilla *Coke*! (yum)
(I'm waitin' for Vanilla 7Up...)
Vanilla Pepsi --> BLECCH!
Vanilla Coke --> YUMMMMMMMMM!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
Vanilla Coke - yuckk!
Vanilla Pepsi - ah....tastes good!! yummy!
BONUS: this is the 247th replies for this thread! Yeeehiiiiii!
[ September 13, 2003, 01:14 AM: Message edited by: superboymddjr ]
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
I like them both, but I like Vanilla Pepsi better!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Anyway, I thought I'd clean this old room up a bit. How should I decorate? No one comes in anymore...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hi, I just stopped by. Since I opened SHAKES next door, I was thinking - the Starfield Room would make a great restaurant. The Legion World chef, Saturn Girl, might just be looking for a place to park her spatula. (I hear she's got connections with the powers-that-be and the permit would be no problem). I think we could get the food critic on our side by slipping a little extra chocolat in her martini (at least that's the rumor going around about Fat Cramer).
[ September 13, 2003, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
What a great idea...
Posted by Varalent on :
We could open up a doorway between the two so that the clientel can visit back and forth as well. There's a nice little crack in that wall over there that I could widen if you like, it's perfectly positioned.
V
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Go for it.
Posted by Varalent on :
ggrrOOWWW!
<hmmmm, maybe just a little bit more. Want to make sure there's easy access.>
grOW!
<PERFECT! Plenty of room for people to flow back and forth!>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Most excellent. Could you get in touch with Plaster Lad to do the finishing?
Posted by icefire on :
Thanks for the little stage in the ceter of the pool so I can dance!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Semi, was it your ideas to put those poles up there on the stage area?
Posted by icefire on :
The poles are great!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
I figured you would Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman: Semi, was it your ideas to put those poles up there on the stage area?
No way - the Starfield Room is your baby. What kind of intrusive cad would I be to move into your digs and start redecorating? Posted by icefire on :
I really like the poles!!!!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
poles? hmmmm ah...what about fire hydrants? Posted by Icefyre on :
AND the big screen TV!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Icefyre: AND the big screen TV!!!!
I think that's a Sony Holo-Field.
Posted by superboymddjr on :
And a classic quaint Popcorn Wagon!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
I will need to hire someone to run the lightshow on the dance floor, and a new DJ...
<SIGH>
Saturn Girl, if you see this, would you consider taking on the chef position? (If Scott doesn't mind?)
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey Danny! Not to worry, we'll all help.
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Vee, as always you rock!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hey, just dropped in from next door, through the door Vee made for us. <Notices that Plaster Lad hasn't been by yet to finish it off>
Thanks for the help at SHAKES.
Maybe Icey could run the light show. He has mentionned an interest in the dance floor. Between you and me, I don't think his born-again status will last long, so you'll have to watch that he doesn't book strippers for the entertainment (unless of course, you think that might help business.)
[ September 16, 2003, 07:37 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
I don't know about strippers, but maybe a fortune teller. I also hear that someone from another time and place may be coming in for the bar maid position...
Posted by Varalent on :
Have you two figured out who to hire for the DJ position? That's probably going to be the most difficult slot to fill!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
No. Maybe we could alternate between Labradorian and Thrifshop Debutante (if either of them would actually agree)...
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
<walks over from Shakes>
Wow, I hope that the Ranger got the hint. That Winema character gives me the creeps. I just wonder what she is up to?
Maybe I can help somehow?
Damn, wish that barmaid would arrive soon. I hear she has much experience with intrigue...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman: No. Maybe we could alternate between Labradorian and Thrifshop Debutante (if either of them would actually agree)...
I don't know. Some of the patrons (most, I think) might like some disco now and then. Labradorian would probably deck them if they asked. He's quite set in his ways, I hear (I could be wrong though. I hear he wears a mood ring.)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman: <walks over from Shakes>
Wow, I hope that the Ranger got the hint. That Winema character gives me the creeps. I just wonder what she is up to?
Maybe I can help somehow?
Damn, wish that barmaid would arrive soon. I hear she has much experience with intrigue...
So who's the bar maid from another time and another place ... perhaps a galaxy far far away .... OMG could it be... Princess Leia? (Danish buns and all??) Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
<enters through common Starfield-SHAKES doorway>
Nobody around, Hmmm. Doesn't look like anybody's been here since I last popped in. Something's afoot.
Posted by Mantis on :
This one is here, Semi Transparent Fellow... Can I be of service?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Mantis, get back to the bar. There's a space ranger, who doesn't seem to be what he appears, asking questions about you. You seem to be a nice entity, er... girl..., so I didn't give him any information. I don't mean to presume, but if you need help, and your aims are not nefarious, I'll be there for you.
Posted by Mantis on :
This one thinks you may not know of her past. You could ask around, I'm sure others can help you...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Mantis: This one thinks you may not know of her past. You could ask around, I'm sure others can help you...
This one may very well not. But rest assured, this one wishes no one else harm.
Posted by Jinx on :
*meow?"
Posted by Mantis on :
This one would like to find the leaders of this world. She has much to discuss with them. This one thinks that this Starfield Room might be her key to meeting them...
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
ummmm I guess I'm back for awhile...
Stupid time anomoly...
Posted by MLLASH on :
When did the gay bars here become such dens of non-sexual intrigue?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
They need you to show 'em how it's done! Posted by MLLASH on :
Well, I find the best ways to ensure sexual intrigue are to A) Be extremely confident and B) Be a damn good kisser!
Nighthunk, I'm confident that you would melt from one of my kisses. I like to call them tongue LASH-ings.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
I melted just from reading that. Posted by MLLASH on :
You're so cute!!!!
Man, have I mentioned how nice it is to be a non-old guy again...?!?!?
I'm afraid after so much time spent as a chick and a geezer that I may not be able to control myself...!
Please, Nighthunk... if I start to lose control, promise me you'll restrain me! And you don't have to be gentle about it, either...! ;-D
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
You're definitely back to normal. Thank Cockrum!
And I believe KP has some ropes and handcuffs in his room, if I need 'em.
Posted by MLLASH on :
*sigh!* You just had to bring up Kippers, didn't you? :-P
Well, he knows me and accepts me for the lovable sort I am... surely he won't hold some semi-innocent flirtation with you against me!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Hey! He doesn't own me. And it's not like he isn't flirting with everyone else here himself.
Posted by MLLASH on :
True, Jeffey seems to be sowing his wild oats around here lately!
Personally, between us, I think he's nuts! If I had a hunkazoid like you, I'd be spending my time finding new and unbelievably incredible ways to bring you gratification and ecstacy!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Awww...maybe I could have a new cyber-boyfriend. *bats eyes*
Posted by MLLASH on :
So much for semi-innocent flirtation! *devilish grin*
Well, my head tells me not to do anything that might upset Jeffey, but my heart and loins tell me go for it dude!!!!!!!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Posted by MLLASH on :
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Wow, it pays to fall asleep in my own restaurant. When I wake up, I get to listen to all sorts of things...
Be careful using that Charma power, I might suddenly develope a crush on you both!
Posted by MLLASH on :
***awwwp!***
Danny! How are ya! Ummmm... how much of that conversation did you hear...?
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
I'm great, sexy LASH!!!!! Where's that hunk, NIghtcrawler?
And I've only been awake a short time... I don;t think I heard much conversing, anyway...
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
No need to be feel ashamed. I like when Gary flirts. It doesn't happen often, and I like those shy reserved guys...
And as for you LASH, I feel the need to fan you again and bring you some grapes...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Really, we were just hanging out here in the ol' Starfield Lounge... it's been a dog's age since I've been here, the place looks great!
Hey, what's that behind you!!!!
*Lash slips Nighthunk his extra room key*
Oh never mind, it was just, umm... nothing, sorry 'bout that.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Fanning and grapes, eh?
NIGHTHUNK! What's that behind you?!?!
*Lash slips Danny his OTHER extra room key*
Oh, it was ummm... the air conditioner. Sorry!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Don't leave on my account.
(How long until the Charma power wears off)
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Er...um...I need to go anyway. I'm busy playing with the color scheme at the test site.
It's been a pleasure. Posted by Danny Blaine - Charmed on :
Coward <lick>!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Sentient, I am looking for the one called Mantis, I was hoping she might be here.
Truth and Justice shall Squish the Fish
Posted by Mantis on :
This one has arrived! The one known as Danny Blaine went to take a cold shower...
This one is happy to see you safe, Ranger!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
quote:Originally posted by Mantis: This one has arrived! The one known as Danny Blaine went to take a cold shower...
This one is happy to see you safe, Ranger!
Ummm... I was wondering if you would like to join me for an afternoon of football? I know how much you enjoy watching large sweaty men collide.
Truth and Justice shall Squish the Fish!!!
Posted by Mantis on :
This one has already agreed to attend...
Ranger, will you explain to this one the object of the game as it is happening?
This one would be MUCH appreciative.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
quote:Originally posted by Mantis: This one has already agreed to attend...
Ranger, will you explain to this one the object of the game as it is happening?
This one would be MUCH appreciative.
The object, as in all male games involving cheerleaders, is to Score.
Posted by Mantis on :
How does one SCORE in Football?
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<smiles, scratches head>
Ummm... I think it would be easier to show you, than to explain... later... in my cruiser.
Right now I think we should go over to FC's Football Place.
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
Due to yet another time anamoly, Mantis did not disappear when I returned here...
She and Space Ranger have been gone a long time though. I wonder if they got around to watching the game?
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
For anyone intersted, the newest Dannyverse story has begun, it's called Breath of Life...
Posted by Kara on :
Hi I am looking for a job.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
quote:Originally posted by Kara: Hi I am looking for a job.
Danny, I thought you closed that time anomoly.
Hello sentient, Danny was in FC's Place watching football a moment ago, he should be here soon.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (and Squish the Fish)
[ September 20, 2003, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: Space Ranger ]
Posted by Kara on :
Thank you Ranger!
Posted by Varalent on :
Hi Kara! As busy as we've been here at the entertainment complex of which The Starfield Lounge & SHAKES are a part, I'll bet there's a job here for you. Why don't you tell me a little about what your skills are and what type of work your looking for while we wait for Danny or Semi to show up?
Posted by Kara on :
I have super stength and X-ray vision and super breath and flight. I think I would make a great bouncer. Who are the other employees here?
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
The barmaid is known as Mantis. You two have quite a bit in common actually.
If you are willing to be a bouncer, I will hire you aon the spot!
Posted by Kara on :
I thank you for hiring me. We have something in common what would that be? Anymore employees? Tell me about your regulars.
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
Really thats all the employees we have right now. I think Space Ranger may be taking on a bartending position at Shakes and the rest is just Me over here (I sometimes help out at Shakes too) and Varalent and Semi Transparent Fellow over there.
I am still looking for A DJ. Oh, and a fortune teller...
As far as the regulars go, everyone is a regular here!
Posted by Varalent on :
Well we're a little understaffed. We never thought that either location would become so popular. Fortunately we have a great clientel that's always willing to pitch in and help out.
Besides my sweet Semi, who owns SHAKES (and lovingly offered me a partnership in it), Mantis seems to have been working as a barmaid for the past few days. There are a couple of other table servers but they come and go. A few of our closer friends seem to have keys and run the place when neither of us is around: Danny, KP, Lasher, Miner and a few others that you'll get to know. They'll just jump behind the bar and start making drinks as needed.
Here at The Starfield Lounge, Danny has been doing some renovations and will be reopening shortly. I know he's negotiating with Saturn Girl to become the Starfield's Chef in Residence but I don't know if he's hired anyone else yet. Have you Danny?
[ September 20, 2003, 06:57 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Frostfyre on :
Everyone seems to have forgotten me. Hi Kara I unofficialy work at both places yet they seem to have forgotten that!!!!!
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
Well I don't really have a key, I just walk in from the adjoining Starfield Room...
Posted by Varalent on :
Congratualtions Kara! And welcome aboard! As you can see, The Starfield Lounge & SHAKES are connected so I'm sure we'll be seeing quite a lot of each other.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Frostfyre: Everyone seems to have forgotten me. Hi Kara I unofficialy work at both places yet they seem to have forgotten that!!!!!
Icy (Frosty? ) tell the truth, you don't work "at" either, but you do work the crowd at both! Posted by Kara on :
I am very glad to be here. Now are there any Underworld types I should watch out for. Here are the ones who are allowed free access right
Bossman- Danny Blaine
Varalent
Semi Transparent Fellow
MLLASH
Saturn Girl
Mantis
Space Ranger
Who is this Frostfire?
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
Frosty is always welcome here. He is a loyal friend and customer...
Posted by Kara on :
Okay then I'm ready to start.
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
and of course Lightning Lad and NIghtcrawler founded Legion World, so they are welcome any time.
PLease beware of Tarik the Mute and his underlings. They seem to be very dangerous...
Emeral Empress has turned over a new leaf apparently.
Thora wants the women of Legion WOrld to take over.
Also, Winema Wazzo seems to have a hand in some political intrigue going on...
Everyone is always welcome here, though. Until they start trouble..
Posted by Kara on :
I'll keep my eye on the Empress!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hi, I too am a bit new here, although I'm a close friend of Lash and the Princess! I've been enjoying the service at SHAKES lately, though I haven't actually met Semi, Varalant or Danny Blaine.
Frostfyre, I should be around later if your working or just drinking! Kara, you'll make a great addition from what I've seen.
Although working at one of these establishments would be great, I think I may have to settle for being just a customer, seeing as my full-time job as Chief Security officer for Princess Crujectra has only begun and I need to adjust myself to it.
Posted by Starman - Danny Blaine on :
Welcome Cobalt Kid!
<shakes hand>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<shakes hand smiling>
Thanks, it's a pleasure to meet you, I've heard a lot about you. I'm going over to shakes for a drink, you're more than welcome to join me. I think your friends Varalant and Semi are there.
Posted by Frostfyre on :
Hey CK
--Gives a big hug grabs ass--
Wait up I'll go with you guys!!!
Posted by Danny Darko on :
<Sits alone on a lounge chair, relaxing...>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just thought I'd come over for a quick dip in the Starfield pool. <peels off tights and dives in>
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Just thought I'd come over for a quick dip in the Starfield pool. <peels off tights and dives in>
<Sneaks in and grabs Semi's tights. Runs out to hide them.>
Posted by Danny Darko on :
Finds swimming trunks and hangs them over bar...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
<climbs out of pool and looks for tights>
Hey, who took my tights? Posted by Danny Darko on :
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by Danny Darko on :
<Sits in hot tub> <Turns bubbles on> <Pours a glass of wine>
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Posted by icefire on :
Hello noone here!! Might as well do some skinny-dippin'
Posted by superboymddjr on :
Hey, Icey, thought you were not feeling good...you better not give Danny your flu! or we will blame you! Posted by Danny Darko on :
Nah, I feel great. Just a little sleepy though. By the way, there are a couple more installments of Breath of Life up.
More to come this afternoon, if all goes as planned...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ahhh, I'm all clean now and went to the store...
I feel refreshed! What a good day today has been. I still need to vacuum though...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Alone in the Starfield Room...
it's late on a Monday night (or early on a Tuesday morning, depends I guess)... and staring into this vast starfield really makes me realize how small and finite I am...
it's not really a sight you wanna look at all by yourself....
It kinda makes you wish someone was looking at infinity with you...
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Awww...Lasher!
I'm around. I'm trying to figure out this server and it's configuration. Not doing so well so far. Posted by MLLASH on :
Nighthunk!
Wassup!
Don't take this the wrong way but... when you get a minute, would you mind just sitting here with me for a little bit...?
Stare at the stars for a while...?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Oops! I'm back. I just stopped in for a look, before.
Let's sit a spell, if you're still here, Luscious Lash.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
The stars are beautiful aren't they?
Posted by icefire on :
Skinny-dippin alone again!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Time to shower and go to work. Im just dreading it today. Have a great day, everyone!
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Skinny-dippin alone again!!!!
***sigh**** Again!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
you're never alone in the water ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
hmmmmm
Posted by superboymddjr on :
Danny, pssstt....you're not alone. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Good. I could use the company, although Im still not feeling well...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
He's right, Danny. There's something with a large fleshy, but rigid, protruberance, swimming in your pool. And I don't think it's Colossal Boy doing the back-stroke.
[ October 03, 2003, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Good. I could use the company, although Im still not feeling well...
Feeling better DB????
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: He's right, Danny. There's something with a large fleshy, but rigid, protruberance, swimming in your pool. And I don't think it's Colossal Boy doing the back-stroke.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I wonder if it poses a threat...
Posted by SharkLad on :
Does this smile look threatening?
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ummmm, yeah, it does...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I didn't know Sharky was part-Osmond.....
Posted by SharkLad on :
I ate an Osmond once ... had to spit 'em out ... too syrupy sweet ...
Posted by icefire on :
Skinny-dippin' alone AGAIN!!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hmm, what's this silk thong doing here?
<Picks up gold silk thong from back of lounge chair near hot tub.>
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<quickly runs into Starfield room, changes clothes, looks around and gets ready to go out shopping>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: <quickly runs into Starfield room, changes clothes, looks around and gets ready to go out shopping>
Hey Danny, are you missing any silk thong underwear?
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: <quickly runs into Starfield room, changes clothes, looks around and gets ready to go out shopping>
Hey Danny, are you missing any silk thong underwear?
Sorry Semi those are mine!!!
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
Hello, anyone here, is the kitchen open?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Danny's out shopping - probably stocking up on wildebeast steaks for youse guys.
Since he always helps me out at SHAKES, I can probably prepare whatever you'd like.
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
Well, actually I was hoping to try a Wildebeast Steak, but If Danny's out...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Is there any ice cream available?
Posted by icefire on :
I can help out also Semi!!!!
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
Ummm... Semi, this is the first time I've been here... Is that a Shark in the pool?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He's just happy to see you.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
OK. Icey, sure, your help would be most welcome. Here put on an apron. <Semi notices that it is open in the back and that Icey is only wearing silk thong underwear. Semi thinks --- this is good for business.>
Yes ANK, that is a shark in the pool.
Outdoor Miner, yes we have Dulce de Leche today. I'm sure it'll make your carpace tingle.
[ October 05, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by icefire on :
Here Semi I bought you a gift. Gives Semi a pair of Silver silk thong underwear!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Here Semi I bought you a gift. Gives Semi a pair of Silver silk thong underwear!!!
Why thanks Icey. I'll try them on right now. I'm sure they'll look look just swell. <Semi gives Icey an appreciative hug and playfully slaps him on his silk bethonged buttocks. Semi then tries on his new gift. He hopes Vee won't bee upset, but hell, Semi needs to cut loose once and a while.>
[ October 05, 2003, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by icefire on :
Wow we could be brothers. and an eerie stare between them and Semi says "Oh My God". Then silence and a hug....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
<Of course, Semi's about 2/3 of a foot taller, so he picks Icey up off the ground for that hug.>
Posted by Almost New Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: He's just happy to see you.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: <Of course, Semi's about 2/3 of a foot taller, so he picks Icey up off the ground for that hug.>
Well rub it in bro. I make up for it in other areas!!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Outdoor Miner, yes we have Dulce de Leche today. I'm sure it'll make your carpace tingle.
Sounds wonderful. I'd like a dish, if it's not too much trouble.
You wouldn't happen to have a couple pints I could take to go, by any chance?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: <Of course, Semi's about 2/3 of a foot taller, so he picks Icey up off the ground for that hug.>
Well rub it in bro. I make up for it in other areas!!!!
<Since Semi is holding Icey up by his ample buttocks and senses Icey's ample appreciation, Semi says:>
You sure do. Besides, short is hot.
Posted by icefire on :
Icey, draws away "Could we be brothers....Could it be true?"
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: I'd like a dish, if it's not too much trouble.
You wouldn't happen to have a couple pints I could take to go, by any chance?
Here's your dish OM. It's Danny's stock, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind. here's a couple of cartons. Don't leave them out. the sugar attracts bugs. Ooops, sorry about that.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Icey, draws away "Could we be brothers....Could it be true?"
Perhaps we might be. Unfortunately, I'm not from Tennessee, so incest is out of the question. Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Icey, draws away "Could we be brothers....Could it be true?"
Perhaps we might be. Unfortunately, I'm not from Tennessee, so incest is out of the question.
Incest is gross but could LW handle us if we joined forces and besides I like Vee and I know he likes you!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Icey, draws away "Could we be brothers....Could it be true?"
Perhaps we might be. Unfortunately, I'm not from Tennessee, so incest is out of the question.
Incest is gross but could LW handle us if we joined forces and besides I like Vee and I know he likes you!!!!
Well, we would be a formidable team. Heat/cold/invisibility powers plus able to seduce without even trying. Why we could be a 30th century dynamic duo. As for Vee -- I'm not good at sharing.
Posted by icefire on :
Not askig you to share I want you to stay together but us being brothers could be fun!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
OK, let's make an official announcement. We've just discovered that you are my younger brother and I have sworn an oath to protect you from the forces of evil.
"Forces of evil, beware my wrath, should you harm a single hair on the fair head of Icefire."
It is now recorded in the official Legion World Book of Oaths and Allegiances. It cannot be undone.
Unfortunately, this also means that I may never again playfully slap your ample buttocks.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: I'd like a dish, if it's not too much trouble.
You wouldn't happen to have a couple pints I could take to go, by any chance?
Here's your dish OM. It's Danny's stock, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind. here's a couple of cartons. Don't leave them out. the sugar attracts bugs. Ooops, sorry about that.
*sigh*
Not a problem.
Thanks for the cartons. While I'm thinking of it, do you have a jar of really good pickle spears I could buy/borrow/have?
Posted by icefire on :
Here you go 1 jar of pickle spears on the house!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We have both Kosher dill spears and butter pickle spears. Would you like a jar of each?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wow, how did I miss it - pickles and ice-cream. OM, are you expecting? Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Wow, how did I miss it - pickles and ice-cream. OM, are you expecting?
Oh God, Thora impregnated OM!!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Thank you both. This is some good ice cream.
And no, I'm not expecting anything except a bit of trouble tonight.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Wow, how did I miss it - pickles and ice-cream. OM, are you expecting?
Oh God, Thora impregnated OM!!!!
Have you considered switching to decaf?
Posted by icefire on :
Glad to hear it OM!!! And wha kind of trouble!!!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Thora.
I thought it might be a good idea to bring gifts.
Mind you, I'm terrible at this sort of thing so any advice would be appreciated.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, OM, forgive us for jumping to conclusions. You know that male seahorses carry the eggs. We don't know a lot about your species, so we were just trying to be open to all possibilities. No offense intended. Posted by icefire on :
Thora scary!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Thora.
I thought it might be a good idea to bring gifts.
Mind you, I'm terrible at this sort of thing so any advice would be appreciated.
If you want to impregnate Thora, I'd suggest artificial insemination --- using a spear gun.
Posted by icefire on :
A spear gun OUCH!!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thora's old walwrus hide would never feel it.
[ October 05, 2003, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Thora.
I thought it might be a good idea to bring gifts.
Mind you, I'm terrible at this sort of thing so any advice would be appreciated.
If you want to impregnate Thora, I'd suggest artificial insemination --- using a spear gun.
I'm just digging myself a deeper hole here, aren't I?
I'm not trying to get with anyone.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I think you need a beer, OM. Things will look a little clearer then. We're serving at SHAKES. Posted by icefire on :
Hey and maybe a lap dance!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'll authorize that.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
A beer sounds fantstic, Semi. I'll see you over there soon.
Thnaks for the offer, Ice, but I'm afraid I don't have much of a lap to dance on.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: A beer sounds fantstic, Semi. I'll see you over there soon.
Thnaks for the offer, Ice, but I'm afraid I don't have much of a lap to dance on.
Well, for you, a face dance. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Im back. Nice to see business booming while I was out...
Posted by icefire on :
Hey DB Feelin' better????
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
mostly
Posted by icefire on :
Glad to hear it!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
OK so what else is happening around these parts?
Posted by icefire on :
Semi and I are brothers!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Yes I heard and I heard that you have a crush on another Legion Worlder. Who is it?
Posted by icefire on :
My little secret!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Italian Boy is my guess?
Posted by icefire on :
Well he hasn't been around lately guess again!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
My, you move quickly. If it isn't me and it isn't Vee or Semi. Its got to be LASH...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I don't know. quis, Esq. is getting pretty frisky lately. But then again, Shark Lad's got a big fin.
Posted by Varalent on :
Hmm, now what are you three whispering about? It's not nice to keep secrets from Vee!
[ October 05, 2003, 05:54 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Vee, we're talking about Icey's new secret crush. He hasn't even confided in his big brother yet. We're all speculating on whom it might be.
[ October 05, 2003, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Varalent on :
From his Flirt thread I was just looking at, I'd say there are a number of suspects! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Who's number one on your list of suspects?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hmmm good questions...
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Who's number one on your list of suspects?
It's hard to pick just one. But I'd say either CK, Quislet Esq., or Shark Lad (with Sonnie Boy as a dark horse candidate)
Posted by icefire on :
Lash, Quislet Esq, Cobalt Kid, SharkLad, Sonnie Boy good choices And Danny who says Its not you??? But its still a secret for now!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Who's number one on your list of suspects?
It's hard to pick just one. But I'd say either CK, Quislet Esq., or Shark Lad (with Sonnie Boy as a dark horse candidate)
Well, unless I'm missing something, CK wouldn't be compatible. Quis and Sonnie Boy would be. I don't know about Sharky.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sonnie is my not so secret crush Posted by icefire on :
All I'm saying is it's not Vee or Semi. Everyone else is in the running!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Which means you havent decided yet...
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Which means you havent decided yet...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
No denial?
Posted by icefire on :
Would you expect any less???
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by icefire on :
I have a crush on.............
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
So, come on, spit it up...
(BTW, if I weren't your brother, I'd be a little hurt that you didn't have a crush on me.)
Posted by icefire on :
Can't tell yet Semi..... and I love ya doesn't that count for something???
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
For something.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: For something.
Good I relly need you watching out for me esp. on this mission against Thora!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well I changed my underwear, didn't I?
Posted by icefire on :
Yep and I hear Vee's in there!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Yep and I hear Vee's in there!!!!
He sure is. Cuddly little guy.
Posted by icefire on :
Give me a hug bro I'm so glad I found you!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Give me a hug bro I'm so glad I found you!!!!
<<<<Icey>>>>>
Posted by icefire on :
Be careful on this mission and don't worry about me I cn take care of myself!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That's a given. Nevertheless, Vee and I are watching your back.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: That's a given. Nevertheless, Vee and I are watching your back.
Thanks guys Thora has a personal dislike for me!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: That's a given. Nevertheless, Vee and I are watching your back.
Thanks guys Thora has a personal dislike for me!!!
That's because she hates anyone cute with ample buttocks (neither of which she is or has).
Posted by icefire on :
I'll be careful Bro. You just found me your not gonna lose me!!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey! Be careful up there! A guy could get squished between you two when he's the size I am right now! Though I must say, I really like the view!
BTW, SemiSweets, congrats on post #
And Icy! congrats on moving into the TOP 5!!!!!!!
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Hey! Be careful up there! A guy could get squished between you two when he's the size I am right now! Though I must say, I really like the view!
BTW, SemiSweets, congrats on post #
And Icy! congrats on moving into the TOP 5!!!!!!!
Thanks Vee didn't think anyone would notice I'm sure it will be a short stay if Danny has anything to say about it!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Hey! Be careful up there! A guy could get squished between you two when he's the size I am right now! Though I must say, I really like the view!
BTW, SemiSweets, congrats on post #
And Icy! congrats on moving into the TOP 5!!!!!!!
Thanks Vee. And anytime you want to grow bigger, I'd like to plant a big kiss on those luscious lips of yours.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I don't know. quis, Esq. is getting pretty frisky lately. But then again, Shark Lad's got a big fin.
can a shark blush?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Aw, shucks, Sharky. Didn't mean to embarrass you. Posted by icefire on :
Hey Bro!!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Hey Bro!!!!!
Hey younger brother. Are you behaving?
[ October 06, 2003, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by icefire on :
Always what's goin' on tonight?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, I'm going home from work soon, so I'll catch up with you from home.
Posted by icefire on :
Be careful!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I was careful and I'm home now. It's only a 3 mile drive.
Posted by icefire on :
Cool, glad your home bro!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yes, I'm glad too.
(How much longer do you think we can shamelessly pad our posts like this?)
Posted by icefire on :
A long damn time!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, so how are you, little brother?
<Semi feels ashamed of this post mongering.>
Posted by icefire on :
Going to bed Bro!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
g'night, Icey. But it's only 9 or 10 p.m. there, isn't it? Where's the party boy we know and love?
Posted by SharkLad on :
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Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sharky, you gotta eat something. All this cruising ....
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Sharky, you gotta eat something. All this cruising ....
what'd have in mind?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Sharky, you gotta eat something. All this cruising ....
what'd have in mind?
Well, quite frankly, I don't know your tastes. But whatever, we have just about everything here. You name it.
Posted by SharkLad on :
i eat just about anyone ... i mean, anything ... got any hagen daaz vanilla chip ice cream?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: i eat just about anyone ... i mean, anything ... got any hagen daaz vanilla chip ice cream?
Wow, you must be ravenous. Everybody out of the pool. Here's your ice cream Sharky. BTW, you're sporting a very spiffy new avatar.
Posted by SharkLad on :
all thanks to Nightcrawler ... but now don't everybody get out of the water ... I won't have to eat againg for another few minutes ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I wonder if it's safe for a swim?
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I wonder if it's safe for a swim?
me too
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Why don't I check it out? After all, I'm only a holo form, since my real body is running down a hall in Thora's palace with Vee stuffed in my jock.
<peels off holo-tights and dives in>
Posted by SharkLad on :
<SharkLad bursts forth from the surface, Semi's holoform between his teeth>
ptooh ... yuck, I thought you were Icefire ...
<SharkLad dives deep>
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I don't quite know how to take that.
Posted by Varalent on :
Well, at least I don't have to fight him for you! I would, of course, but I'm not sure how well I would do against those teeth of his! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just shrink them.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I don't quite know how to take that.
as less of an insult, than a <wink, wink> at Icey ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I don't quite know how to take that.
as less of an insult, than a <wink, wink> at Icey ...
Icey will be happy to hear that. He may even show you his fin.
Posted by Varalent on :
Semi, I beleive we're close to solving your l'il bro's mystery!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Why you may be right, Vee. I did notice a bulge in Icey's tights each time Sharky came around.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Icey got a fin? What manner of creature is he?
hmmmm ... interesting ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Apparently, a frisky one.
Posted by icefire on :
Hey Bro, Can I play with the SharkLad!!!!!Please!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yes, but wear your armor.
Posted by icefire on :
Sharky cute!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
And I'm told he has a big fin.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: And I'm told he has a big fin.
I like 'em!!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
let's go swimmin' iceboy ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Icey, if he get's too rough, just lower the temperature of the water around him, that'll put him to sleep.
Posted by SharkLad on :
<yawn> getting sleepy ...
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: <yawn> getting sleepy ...
Not with me around u won't!!!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
At least not until Icy's had his fill of fun!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Icy will never tire of fun.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I wonder where Danny is? I've been having to fill in for him at the Starfield Room for a while now. Thankfully, it hasn't been too busy. But what's happening with Legion Worlders. Have they lost their taste for fine dining?
Posted by Varalent on :
I think he's been interviewing applicants to become the new chef here at the Starfield Room
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Any front runners? I think Fat Cramer would be purrfect, but I don't know if she'd accept the job. It would be wonderful having all natural ingredients from her garden.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Any front runners? I think Fat Cramer would be purrfect, but I don't know if she'd accept the job. It would be wonderful having all natural ingredients from her garden.
Mmmmm! Excellent idea! I think FC would be a wonderful choice!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
And Arachne could be the hostess (if she lays off the Opal Nera).
Posted by Varalent on :
Another good choice. Since Kara hasn't been around, Emerald Empress might be a good replacement as bouncer. Then again, I don't think you've had any significant interaction with her so you may not have an opinion about it. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well I'm not sure about Kara. She may not be who she appears to be. As for Emerald Empress, there's a couple of them around. One comes from the Iberian peninsula. I think that one might be a good employee for SHAKES.
Posted by Varalent on :
You're right about that but I was refering to the other one...Emerald Empress not EmeraldEmpress
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
So is EmeraldEmpress the one from Spain? He'd work out well at SHAKES.
Posted by Varalent on :
Yes, EE is the one from Spain, not E E
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Vee -- the hunky census taker of Legion World.
Posted by SharkLad on :
yo soy de espana tambien ...
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Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, I thought you were American, with a Basque mother. I didn't realize that you were from Spain. Icey will be even more tingled.
Posted by SharkLad on :
actually, I was born here ... my folks were born in Spain and I spent a lot of time there growing up ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I've been to Spain. Very beautiful country - but dry, like California. I liked dining in Madrid - a different restaurant for each course.
Posted by SharkLad on :
I don't know Madrid that well ... Barcelona is amazing, and I'd love to see Seville ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I've never been to Barcelona. Next time I'll go. My mom went and the pictures she took are amazing. I guess Gaudi had a profound influence on the architecture of the city.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: But what's happening with Legion Worlders. Have they lost their taste for fine dining?
Too busy drinking to eat.
But I'll gladly volunteer to sample any cooking that the new chef might conjure up. Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Another good choice. Since Kara hasn't been around, Emerald Empress might be a good replacement as bouncer. Then again, I don't think you've had any significant interaction with her so you may not have an opinion about it.
Hmmm, tht might be an interesting possibility. Yes, I could see myself affiliated with an establishment as classy as this. With whom should I speak regarding the possition?
E E
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
That would be me... Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Is it true that there is such a position avaialable?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Apparently, but you'll have to audition for the position. Let us see you bounce. Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Apparently, but you'll have to audition for the position. Let us see you bounce.
Okay, cute one, what exactly did you want me to bounce.
Shall I bounce you, or that other cutie Vee?
Maybe I should bounce both of you up and down on my knee?
Shall I bounce Icefire or maybe bounce Quis?
So many boy toys to pick from, who shall I pick, gee whiz!
E E
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Emerald Empress:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Apparently, but you'll have to audition for the position. Let us see you bounce.
Okay, cute one, what exactly did you want me to bounce.
Shall I bounce you, or that other cutie Vee?
Maybe I should bounce both of you up and down on my knee?
Shall I bounce Icefire or maybe bounce Quis?
So many boy toys to pick from, who shall I pick, gee whiz!
E E
I kinda just wanted to see you jump on a trampoline, like in the Man Show.
[ October 09, 2003, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Huh, I must be loosing my appeal. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Just throw the next large angry looking person out. If you can do that successfully, you are hired...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Huh, I must be loosing my appeal.
Oh, Vee, can I see you jump up and down on a trampoline as well? Posted by Emerald Empress on :
<Using the Emerald Eye of Ekron, E E grabs Vee in an emerald hand and throws him through the doorway into SHAKES>
How was that? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
<Semi is enraged that anyone would man-handle his beloved Vee - that's Semi's job. Semi casts an invisibility field around the Eye, and around EE's bodice. Thinking she has lost both her eye, and her boobs, EE runs screaming from the Starfield Room>
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Eeeeeeek! My eye, my breasts! What did you do that for? I was only doing what I was told!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Don't worry, they're still there. <Semi removes invisibility field so that Eye reappears and boobs reappear. However Semi leaves invisibility field on EE's jersey.>
Now, EE, go and say you're sorry to Vee.
[ October 09, 2003, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
But... <sniffle> Danny TOLD me to throw out the next large angry person I saw! You have to admit, Vee is rather large <sniffle> and he did seem a bit mad just then I thought it was a test! It's not fair! <snuffle ... honk!> Ever since I got here I've been trying to be good but everyone is still suspicious of me! <snifffle!!!> Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ive never seen Vee look angry....
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
But he was! He looked angry when Semi asked me to bounce up and down on the trampoline! <sniff!> Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It's ok, EE, Vee's not hurt. Here, I'll cover your boobs for you <removes invisibility field from EE's jersey>.
How about a hug. Everything will be ok.
<<<<EE>>>>>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Empress, I've been looking for you, I wanted to thank you for all you did during the recent away mission. And I know Cobalt wants to thank you also.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (and a little good PR always helps)
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
I just wanted to show Danny that I could do the job! But I guess I'm not cut out for this.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
I fail to see why you feel that way. You simply need to understand that Semi is sometimes very overprotective of the people he cares for.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Cobie, Red alert, I hope I can calm her down, But...)
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Well, okay. He did apologize after all. And, you know, I guess I really have changed! I would have pulverized him with the power of the Eye just a few short months ago after what he did! Maybe there is hope for me here!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
And I for one am glad you've changed. I would hate have been puverized just before I reached 1000.
BTW Ranger, you owe me for the boob show.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
We like to think there is hope for everyone. Especially Beautiful Princess types.
Truth and justice shall Prevail! (whew, I think my five day deodorant wore off four and a half days early)
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Semi, In this instance I failed to even notice.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Nice ones though)
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: And I for one am glad you've changed. I would hate have been puverized just before I reached 1000.
BTW Ranger, you owe me for the boob show.
Actually, Semi, you are way too adorable to pulverize. I always save the cute ones for my boy toy harem! Spacey, I know you've just been through a terrible ordeal but I swear my harem is nothing like that FemiZon. As a matter of fact, all my beautiful boy toys has always enjoyed their membership enourmously!
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey what are you all doing in here when the celebratory party for SemiSweets is starting next door?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yeah, come on over to SHAKES, EE and Ranger. Why EE, well even make you a midori sour (we'll dig into Icey's private stash).
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Ohhh! That's sounds luscious! And it's just the right color! Let me go clean up a bit, I'm sure I look frightful afterhow I was acting. I'll come over to SHAKES in a little bit when I look like my normal regal self.
E E
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Perhaps we could shower together.
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
Why what a wonderful idea! You can scrub my back and I can scrub yours! I promise I'll be careful with my long nails.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, I don't mind the nails. Just as long as you start at my shoulders and don't stop until you reach my ankles.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Perhaps we could shower together.
I like water ...
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Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sorry Sharky, I want to swim alone with the Empress. She's going to need me to hold her up in the water as I gently kiss the back of her long, long neck.
Posted by SharkLad on :
whatever ...
<splash>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Good to see you Empress, and to see you've been such a help around here! Thanks for everything, as Head of Security, you've made my job easier. I'm glad to here you'll be working at SHAKES, but I also wanted to offer you a position in the Royal Guard, now that you're a true force for good.
In other words, welcome to the LMBP!
Posted by Emerald Empress on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Good to see you Empress, and to see you've been such a help around here! Thanks for everything, as Head of Security, you've made my job easier. I'm glad to here you'll be working at SHAKES, but I also wanted to offer you a position in the Royal Guard, now that you're a true force for good.
In other words, welcome to the LMBP!
Why Cobie, thank you so much! It's nice to hear a compliment every once in a while, particularly when so many people here are still so suspicious of me. I guess it's understandable considering my past, but I have been so good since I arrived!
I did apply for a job here at the Starfield Room but I haven't been hired (between you and me, I believe Danny was a little intimidated by me) A position with the ROYAL Guard sounds very appealing since it would allow me to defend my dear, Royal Sister's interests.
Why don't you and I get together later and discuss the details, maybe over cock-tails at SHAKES?
E E
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
No, not intimidated at all...
If you would like to be bouncer here, I say go for it!
<Hands EE all the paperwork to fill out>
I will need these back ASAP.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<jumps in pool>
<Frolics>
Posted by Kara on :
Danny, Do I still work here or have you let me go?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
YOu still work here. You just havent been around much. I figure you must be busy...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
EE, I'll be at SHAKES if you need me. Space Ranger may be along too, so Kara and Danny, why don't you join us?
Posted by Kara on :
Sounds lke fun!
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Kara: Danny, Do I still work here or have you let me go?
Kara good to see you!!!!!!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Danny, have you hired a new Chef yet?
Truth and Justice Shall Prevail! (after dinner of course)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire:
quote:Originally posted by Kara: Danny, Do I still work here or have you let me go?
Kara good to see you!!!!!!
Yeah Kara, stop by my office any time you're looking for a good time!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: Danny, have you hired a new Chef yet?
Truth and Justice Shall Prevail! (after dinner of course)
no one has applied yet...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<hurries in from Shakes>
<Strips>
<pours wine>
Aaaaaahhhhhhh....
Now this is nice...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Walks in from SHAKES for a minute!
Hey Danny, how you doing? Is it just me, or are people acting strange lately?
And where has Mantis been?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
She has been coopted by some man named Perez for some big crossover...
She said that she will be back as soon as he is done with her...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sounds good, hopefully she'll be alright then!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
So Cobalt, what is causing all this strangeness. Does is have anything to do with the mysterious disappearance of first Space Ranger (now returned) and now LASH?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm not sure, but they may be related. Space Ranger was kidnapped by Thora, but we managed to get him back (see the LMBP Fight against Thora thread in the Bits O' Legionnaire Business section).
Lash's dissapearance is also worrisome, but I don't it's connected.
However, Semi and EE, and now Icey and Kara is very strange indeed. Plus, SP is acting strangely by getting Vee and EE confused. It's all very...strange.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
OK thats what I thought too...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hey guys. <notices that Danny has stripped> Danny, why are you sitting around naked? Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<dives into pool>
Because I wanted to take a nice naked swim!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, sorry, I forgot about the pool. Watch out for sharks.
Posted by Varalent on :
Umm, Danny, last time I checked, Sharky was hanging out at the bottom of that pool. You might to be a little careful. After all it is coming up on dinnertime.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Heh, I think Sharky likes me. I let him stay here and provide him as much food as I can. He keeps people from peeing in the pool!
Posted by Varalent on :
That's cool! He's got to have someplace to swin after all. Just wasn't sure if he was here with or without your knowledge.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I hear he let Icey pee in the pool. He gets a fin-on when Icey's around.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Let's just say I have taken steps to rectify that matter...
Posted by Harbinger on :
the peeing or the excitement?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
The peeing...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
An elastic band, strategically positioned would take care of both problems.
Posted by Varalent on :
In Icy's case, it might require more than one. I have a feeling he could overwhelm one solitary elastic band! Posted by Harbinger on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: In Icy's case, it might require more than one. I have a feeling he could overwhelm one solitary elastic band!
I don't understand why this boy is still single!
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Harbinger:
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: In Icy's case, it might require more than one. I have a feeling he could overwhelm one solitary elastic band!
I don't understand why this boy is still single!
Probably because no individual could keep up with him and his fun loving shennanigans!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I would think that his libido would not be enough for one person...
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: I would think that his libido would not be enough for one person...
I think you could handle me Danny!!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
hehehe, somehow I doubt that...
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Harbinger:
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: In Icy's case, it might require more than one. I have a feeling he could overwhelm one solitary elastic band!
I don't understand why this boy is still single!
Me either!!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
We're working on fixing you up Icey. Look at all the iron's you've got in the fire: Italian Boy, Sharky, Quis.Esq. And who knows what other secrets you're keeping from us.
I personally think Icey is purposefully taking his time. He wants to be sure before he commits himself (and make certain that his amour does not have a heart condition).
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: We're working on fixing you up Icey. Look at all the iron's you've got in the fire: Italian Boy, Sharky, Quis.Esq. And who knows what other secrets you're keeping from us.
I personally think Icey is purposefully taking his time. He wants to be sure before he commits himself (and make certain that his amour does not have a heart condition).
Thanks Big Bro!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Anytime, l'il brother. You know you can count on me. Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Anytime, l'il brother. You know you can count on me.
I'm so gald I have you and Vee!!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey Icy, that's a pretty big number I see down there! Congrats!
Posted by icefire on :
Trying to stay Top 5!!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Congrats. You can stand on my shoulders if it'll help you stay top 5. Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Congrats. You can stand on my shoulders if it'll help you stay top 5.
But Vee and I wanna see you there Bro!!!!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, I'll be be there. I'm just not looking forward to the wide swath of waste and destruction that I will leave in my wake as I pursue my ruthless climb to to the top.
(To all you literary types, I am very aware of the inappropriate mixing of metaphor in the above. You need not point it out, for my sake.)
[ October 10, 2003, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Okay, I'll keep it to myself!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
Okay, I'll keep it to myself!
Literary type? - I figured you for more the Marlboro Man Type
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey, I'm a Renaissance Man!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Like one of those dudes who goes to re-creations of English country fairs from the 14th century, all dressed up like a knight?
Posted by Varalent on :
No, not that type of Renaissance Man. RM is a term for someone multifaceted and multitalented. During the Renaissance, the truly educated were masters of numerous fields, as comfortable with a canvas and brush as they were with chemistry vials and calculations.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Touche (no better way to answer a smart ass like me, than as the straight man with a matter of fact response.)
[ October 10, 2003, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Touche (no better way to answer a smart ass like me, than as the straight man with a matter of fact response.)
An now your calling me a "straight" man? SemiSweets, I think you are still a bit disoriented. Come sit down and relax for a few minutes!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Um, Vee, "Straight man" as in "George and Gracie", "Martin and Lewis", "Dickie and tommy Smothers" -- geesh, need I go on? Posted by Varalent on :
puh duh....dum!!
And I'm still playing straight man for you!
Posted by Semi on :
And now you're calling me dum?
Posted by Varalent on :
Who? Me? Naw!
Posted by Semi on :
By the way, how come you always wear that big old lightning bolt brooch. I mean you're not even wearing an Hermes scarf or anything.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: By the way, how come you always wear that big old lightning bolt brooch. I mean you're not even wearing an Hermes scarf or anything.
Oh, it's not a brooch, it's woven into the fabric. When I decided to become a super hero, I needed an action costume so I picked it up at a secong hand store. It was the closest uniform in appearance to the one I designed for myself.
Posted by Semi on :
I'm not saying that it doesn't look just swell, but ... well, whatever.
Posted by Varalent on :
Did you say you wanted to see something swell? Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Im sure he's already seen you "swell"
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
thats what I thought...
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: We're working on fixing you up Icey. Look at all the iron's you've got in the fire: Italian Boy, Sharky, Quis.Esq.
can't speak for the others, but I don't like being in a fire ... I have been told that I am quite the hottie, though ...
Posted by Semi on :
Well perhaps pictures are in order?
Posted by SharkLad on :
naked or clothed?
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: naked or clothed?
Which do you prefer????
Posted by SharkLad on :
you know ...
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: you know ...
Tell me.......
Posted by Healex on :
Hello Danny... nice place you got here... whats good to eat... or batter yet...who's good to eat? Posted by icefire on :
We also have a pool Go on have a swim!!!!
Posted by Healex on :
I would go swimming but with Shark Lad around....is it safe to go into the water? hehehehe
Posted by SharkLad on :
<gurgle>
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: We also have a pool Go on have a swim!!!!
Just tell him your a friend of mine!!!!
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: naked or clothed?
Well, I think we should start with clothed. I've always wanted to see a shark dressed to the nines.
Posted by Semi on :
<droid Troy enters Starfield Room. Programmed with politeness protocol, he first asks>
Danny Blaine, Danny Blaine, are you here?
I'd like to prepare a special dinner for Semi Transparent Fellow and Varalent. Would that be an infringement?
[ October 11, 2003, 06:49 PM: Message edited by: Semi ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Mmmmmmmmm! Smells delicious! Troy sure does have a special talent that he's been keeping hidden!
Posted by Semi on :
Well, I programmed my own cooking skills into Troy for this evening. I wanted it to be a special meal that I prepared, but I didn't want to have to spend the whole evening in the kitchen, as I usually do. would you like to know what we're having?
Posted by Varalent on :
Sure, unless you want it to be surprise.
Posted by Semi on :
Well, I should tell you before each course. To start, we are having an appetizer of sauteed sea scallops with a chile lime sauce, followed by an heirloom tomato gazpacho. The salad will be endive with toasted walnuts and goat cheese, and a rasberry balsamic vinagrette. I'll wait a bit to tell you about the main course.
Posted by Varalent on :
Sounds wonderful! Would you like me to put on some music in the background.
[ October 11, 2003, 08:01 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Semi on :
Yeah sure. what are you going to play?
Posted by Varalent on :
Well for some reason the first course you have planned made me immediately think of the songs of "South Pacific"
Posted by Varalent on :
Some enchanted evening.... Posted by Varalent on :
SemiSweets I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to put a privacy shield around us. I can tell this IS going to be an enchanted evening, one we both need, and I don't want anyone to interrupt....
<Vee and Semi shimmer for a moment and then fade away> Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hmmm... I coulda sworn I heard something in here...
Posted by icefire on :
Hey Danny wanna get in the hot-tub with me?
Posted by SharkLad on :
swimming with someone else already, eh?
<SharkLad dives deep, possibly never to surface again>
<Well, at least today that is>
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Awwww C'mere Sharky...
Posted by SharkLad on :
<gurgle>
whores
<gurgle>
Posted by Semi on :
Poor Sharky. Been treated badly in love, have you?
Posted by SharkLad on :
me not like being mocked ...
vvvvv ^^^^^
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Im going for a swim
Posted by Semi on :
Don't fret Danny, you can swin safely with Sharky. He woud never harm a LWMBer.
Sharky, I was commiserating. Not mocking you, sweetums. Posted by SharkLad on :
<gurgle>
Posted by Semi on :
Boy, I wish I had a post-padding signature response.
Posted by SharkLad on :
hey semi ... where the warzone women at?
Posted by Semi on :
Warzone women? 2 questions:
(1) why do you think I'd know?
(2) why do you think I'd care?
[ October 12, 2003, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: Semi ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
1) you seem like a worldly guy
2) i thought you might want a lapdance
Posted by Semi on :
(2) Let's talk about the lap dance. Posted by Varalent on :
(2) just talk. I have dibs on the actual lap
Posted by Semi on :
I like that. Posted by Varalent on :
Thought you would!
Posted by Semi on :
Didn't take a lot of thought, did it.
Posted by Varalent on :
Nope! Posted by Semi on :
I like a man who's concise and to the point. (even though that wasn't)
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: swimming with someone else already, eh?
<SharkLad dives deep, possibly never to surface again>
<Well, at least today that is>
Well if you would get around to asking me out!!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire:
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: swimming with someone else already, eh?
<SharkLad dives deep, possibly never to surface again>
<Well, at least today that is>
Well if you would get around to asking me out!!!!
Told you so! Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: 1) you seem like a worldly guy
2) i thought you might want a lapdance
Sharky I'll give you a lap dance you will never forget!!!!
[ October 12, 2003, 07:30 PM: Message edited by: icefire ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Do sharks have laps?
Posted by Semi on :
Um, no they don't. What am I doing going out with a guy who doesn't remember grade 9 biology?? Oh, I remember --- fish ain't part of our relationship. Posted by SharkLad on :
i think i have a lap ... unless, that's another fin I wasn't aware of ...
Posted by Varalent on :
I'd be happy to take a refresher course from you!
Posted by Semi on :
Sharky, I think we have to anthropomorphize you. Make you more human, while retaining your sexy deadly traits. I see your new look as a young Antonio Banderas with an attitude. Just give the ok, and the body sculptors will be all over you.
[ October 12, 2003, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Semi ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: Just give the ok, and the body sculptors will be all over you.
are they cute?
Posted by Varalent on :
I think it's a sideline of our staff at SHAKES. Troy & Biff in particular!
Posted by SharkLad on :
then they can feel free to lay their hands all over me ...
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: then they can feel free to lay their hands all over me ...
You won't care about that fin after Troy and Biff have finished. By the way, they pleasure you throughout the process. You'll be all a'tingle.
Posted by SharkLad on :
this better be good ...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
heheheh
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: this better be good ...
When the boys (Troy and Biff) get through I'll give you a real treat!!!!
[ October 13, 2003, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: icefire ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire:
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: this better be good ...
When the boys (Troy and Biff) get through I'll give you a real treat!!!!
are they on your list?
Posted by icefire on :
Sharky you are the only one on my list okay!!!!
Posted by Shark Beast Avatar on :
INUKCHUK!
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Sorry to interupt there guys, just popping in to say "Hi".....
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey Sonnie, how's it going, bud?
Posted by Shark Beast Avatar on :
so, where Biff and Troy at?
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by Shark Beast Avatar: so, where Biff and Troy at?
Biff and Troy are SHAKES droids. I think all the Starfield Room personell are the real thing.
Posted by Semi on :
Looks like business at the Starfield Room's been rather slow lately. The staff all seems to be on holiday. Maybe I should send Lord and Candy over to help out in case anybody wants a romantic meal under the starports.
Posted by Vee on :
Can't believe I wasn't here to take you up on that offer! We could have picked up where we left off last time. Posted by Shark Beast Avatar on :
semi, veee ...
how you doin'?
Posted by Semi on :
Hey Sharky. Doing fine, but I keep missing everybody. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Is this place open for breakfast?
No matter, I'll just find the kitchen and rustle up something.
Posted by Sonnie Sacchev on :
Hi there, any orange juice in that fridge?
How you doing anyway Cramer? It's been quite quiet here lately, any ideas where everyone has gone?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hi Sonnie, I guess the juice is only fresh-squeezed around here!
It is quiet on the weekends, guess most people prefer to hang out on LW while they're working - and why not? Probably helps you get through the day and I suspect a lot of those marvelous high speed connections are courtesy of employers.
Posted by Sonnie Sacchev on :
*****ahem**** really? People would use their employers internet access to join in here! Scandalous.....
<whistles to try to hide his guilty blushing>
Oh well I'll better squeeze a feew oranges then, fancy a drink Cramer?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Absolutely on the OJ. Maybe you could bring in one of your paintings for the walls here - the green field with red poppies (as I call them) would be refreshing.
Posted by Sonnie Sacchev on :
wow! you remember my poppy field! I'll be smiling all day now Cramer, thanks Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If the board doesn't screw this up, I believe I've just snagged post #700 for this thread...
Posted by Semi on :
And it looks like you're closing in on personal post 500, CK.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thanks for noticing Semi! I've just gotten here, but I guess I do post quite a bit!
Posted by Semi on :
You've probably noticed by now, but your numbers are dancing at SHAKES.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thanks Semi!
Posted by Vee on :
So are yours SemiSweets!
[ October 19, 2003, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: Vee ]
Posted by The Shark with Ultra Powers on :
dancing? I don't hear any music ...
Posted by Semi on :
Could it be because Sharks don't have ears? We need to tickle you at the base of your dorsal fin.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: Could it be because Sharks don't have ears? We need to tickle you at the base of your dorsal fin.
I'll volunteer!!!
Posted by Sonnie Bozzo on :
Hey Icey, good to see you, how was Dollywood?
Posted by icefire on :
Lots of fun Sonnie!!! Thanks for asking!!! Wanna come over and help me unpack????
Posted by Sonnie Bozzo on :
unpack what? Posted by icefire on :
A big load of stuff.......
Posted by Sonnie Bozzo on :
I'd love to help you with your big load Icey, anytime sweetheart Posted by icefire on :
dreamy ****sigh*****
Posted by Sonnie Bozzo on :
I'm hoping for something more along the linees of an exhausted *****sigh***** Posted by icefire on :
Well then get your arse over to my place!!!!
Posted by Sonnie Bozzo on :
oh well, if you're gonna be all butch and dominant about it.... how long would it take to get there? See you in 12 hours
I can only wish Icey! Posted by icefire on :
I promise someday soon Sonnie!!!!
Posted by Sonnie Bozzo on :
Next time I'm stateside I promise I'll look you up Icey and we can hit Dollywood!
Posted by icefire on :
Its a deal!! my cousin is going to London next summer and she's begging me to go with her!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Is this the cute cousin you told me about ?!
[ October 20, 2003, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by icefire on :
yep it is!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I may have to come along too then!
Posted by icefire on :
yay!!!!!!
Posted by The Shark with Ultra Powers on :
Boobs!
Posted by STU on :
[helps himself to fried chicken and waffles for breakfast]
Posted by Semi on :
STU, you know that's not good for you. You're going to have " Serious Tummy Upset".
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Who shut the dog in the Lounge? He's cleaned out the cold room and passed out in the onions.
Posted by Semi on :
Silly, puppy. Still Too 'Ungry.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Rushes through the door breathlessly>
Where is he?!? Posted by Vee on :
OOops! <Still running from KP, trips over STU and falls into pool!>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Not one to be denied, strips off his shirt while running and dives into the pool>
I've got you now! Posted by Vee on :
Think so, Huh? <Shrinks down in size and swims between KPs legs then grows back and jumps out of pool!>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey, NO POWERS!
Posted by Vee on :
Ooops! Got carried away! Sorry! Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Having distracted Vee, gets him in an armlocking bear hug from behind>
Quick! Someone hit him with the power-negation ray!!!
Posted by Vee on :
Hey! <Fights like hell but can't break out of KP bearhug!>
Posted by STU on :
[Hits Vee with the power-negation ray!]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think it's time for a Dutch rub! Posted by STU on :
[Then turns the power-negation ray on Kid Prime!] Posted by Kid Prime on :
Why you...
<Releases Vee and lunges at Stu>
Posted by Vee on :
Hah! In you go! <Pushes KP & STU into the pool>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Glub glub!
Posted by STU on :
[was secretly HOPING someone would do that!]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Grabs Stu in a headlock>
Quick, Vee, run next door and grab some of the Bi-Beer! Posted by Vee on :
Hey KP, can you swim? <Worries about all the metal>
Posted by Vee on :
Be right back! <Bolts for SHAKES>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
There's a lot of fiberglass too. I'm lighter than you think.
Posted by Vee on :
One Bi Beer, as requested <Hands Bi Beer to KP>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Too late. While you were gone, he ran off!
<Pours the glass of Bi-Beer in the pool>
Posted by Vee on :
Damn! Oh boy! Do you realize you poured the Bi Beer into the pool! Hope it doesn't affect Sharky (or Icy, he swims in here all the time!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's even worse!!!
I'm still in the pool!!!
Posted by Vee on :
Uh OoH! Do you feel...different?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I don't know... I don't think so...
How can we test it to see?
<Looks down fearfully>
Posted by Vee on :
Well, tell you what. Get out of the pool and let's go back to SHAKES. People will be filtering in soon and we'll see how you react.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Okay. <Climbs hurriedly out of the pool>
Posted by Vee on :
Come on, I'll buy you a drink! <Leads the way back to SHAKES>
Posted by STU on :
I'm back!
Hey, what's this (almost) empty keg lying here by the pool?
Maybe I'll have a taste...
[glug]
Posted by icefire on :
Hey I'm goin' Skinny dippin'!!!!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Man, I hope we get this place all cleaned up before Danny Blaine gets back! Must have been some party last night.
There's a cute little dog sitting by an empty keg here....and he just barfed on my shoes...yuck
Posted by Semi on :
Hey Fat Cramer, what were you doing out so late? This place is sure a mess. I'll send the cleaning droids over.
Posted by icefire on :
Skinn-y-Dippin' alone again!!!!
Posted by Semi on :
No not quite alone. There's still a cleaning droid here. Her name is Olga.
Posted by icefire on :
OLGA!!!!!!!!! How about Oscar!!!!!!
Posted by Semi on :
Oscar is busy doing the framing work for SWEATS. He's quite handy with a hammer and saw.
Posted by STU on :
What's SWEATS? Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Skinn-y-Dippin' alone again!!!!
damn, missed a meal ...
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: What's SWEATS?
SWEATS is the gym that will soon open adjacent to SHAKES.
Posted by icefire on :
yummy Sharky is hotttttttttt!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
burp!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi:
quote:Originally posted by STU: What's SWEATS?
SWEATS is the gym that will soon open adjacent to SHAKES.
Cool!
[flexes muscles]
Posted by Semi on :
Big muscles for a puppy STU.
Posted by SharkLad on :
how much is a membership?
are there annual contracts?
are personal trainors available?
how big is the pool?
Posted by Semi on :
There is no fee at SWEATS. Annual contracts? You'll have to ask Quislet Esq. about that. No pool - it's strictly weight training. Yes, Biff and Babette have been upgraded with the personal trainer protocol. Babette and Troy have been upgraded with the masseur/masseuse protocol.
[ October 25, 2003, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: Semi ]
Posted by SharkLad on :
no pool? where am i supposed to eat, er, swim?
<splash>
Posted by Semi on :
Where you are swimming right now, Sharky. In the Starfield pool. Duh?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Shark, the Starfield pool will always be open to you Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Shark, the Starfield pool will always be open to you
How about for me Danny?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Of course, as long as you stop peeing in the pool
Posted by Semi on :
Woops, looks like the Starfield Pool has that chemical that turns purple whenever it encounters pee.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Of course, as long as you stop peeing in the pool
I will try!!!!
Posted by Semi on :
Icey, get back to SHAKES. Vee's dinner is on the table.
Posted by icefire on :
OKAY!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: Where you are swimming right now, Sharky. In the Starfield pool. Duh?
well, that was certainly snippy ...
Posted by icefire on :
I'm going Skinny-dippin' I hope Sharky shows up!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad:
quote:Originally posted by Semi: Where you are swimming right now, Sharky. In the Starfield pool. Duh?
well, that was certainly snippy ...
Wasn't meant to be snippy Sharky. It's just that we all like you so much, We wouldn't want to see you flopping around on SHAKES floor, gills pulsating in vain for an oxygen exchange. No, we like to see Sharky healthy in water. Posted by icefire on :
Sharky I'm naked and alone!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
yeah? well, that and two bucks will get me a ride on the subway ...
just kidding, baby ... clear the pool, folks, and dim the spotlights ...
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Sharky I'm naked and alone!!!!
Again!!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<Turns the floodlights on>
Posted by Vee on :
Did ya catch 'em?
Posted by Semi on :
Icey's slippery. He doesn't get caught unless he wants to.
Posted by SharkLad on :
yeah, Icey covers himself in lard before going into the deep end ... worse than trying to catch a sea otter ...
Posted by Semi on :
The lard is simply out of consideration for you Sharky. He knows Sharks like very cold water to he chills it for you. To protect himself from hypothermia, he uses the lard. That Icey, always thinking of others. Posted by icefire on :
Sharky called me a whore!!!! Posted by Semi on :
Listen to me little brother. You're not that. You're frisky and there's few that can meet the challenge. When you're cute like you are, you have a lot to pick from. Sharky's just probably feeling a little hurt. I hear he's pretty cute. Give him another chance.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: Sharky's just probably feeling a little hurt. I hear he's pretty cute.
moi, cute? hey semi, how you doin'?
<splash>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Sharky called me a whore!!!!
Icey, that avatar is pretty cute. Next time you get infested with gender chaning germs (or whatever they're called) and I'm single (I have to mind my new lady Kara after all), give me a call Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And here's post #800, just milestone whoring the Starfield lounge...
Posted by icefire on :
Hey CK, Kara says Hi!!!!!!!
Posted by Semi on :
Quiet in here. I wonder if dinner is being served. I wouldn't mind a wildebeest steak with lignon berry sauce and buttered fava beans. Any serving droids around?
Hmm, even the pool's empty.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: Quiet in here. I wonder if dinner is being served. I wouldn't mind a wildebeest steak with lignon berry sauce and buttered fava beans. Any serving droids around?
Hmm, even the pool's empty.
Not anymore I'm goin' skinny-dippin"
Posted by SharkLad on :
hey icey, how's da water?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<sits quietly looking at the stars>
Posted by STU on :
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
One of my favorite Oscar Wilde quotes -- which was, incidentally, featured in an issue of Starman...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hi, Stu...
Posted by STU on :
Hi Danny! It's good to see you around.
(And, a moment ago, we had similar-looking post counts -- 1177 vs. 1711...)
What's on the menu for tonight at the Lounge?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Pizza or Chicken...
Take your pic
Posted by STU on :
Um... pizza!
No, chicken!
I can't decide!
How about a slice of pizza and two chicken drumsticks? Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sure! Anything else? Glass of wine, perhaps?
Posted by Vee on :
Hey, Danny. If you've got pizza, I would love a slice!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sure, Vee!
Posted by Vee on :
Umm, good pizza! Got another slice? And maybe a Koko Kola
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sure Vee! Anything for you... Posted by Vee on :
Thanks!
Posted by STU on :
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and... a big frickin' stack of COMICS! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ohhh.. A perfect date...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Cleans out the Palace in order to let if drift silently into the abyss...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It won't drift Danny! People are going to get hungry and wanna party sooner or later, so there should be a steady flow of traffic in here!
Posted by SharkLad on :
Y'all want this party started right?
y'all want this party started quickly?
Posted by Semi on :
<Bump>
I have a whole cargo full of plasma tethers that might hold the Starfield Lounge and SHAKES together. Anyone lend me a hand?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm in the mood for penne a la vodka. Anybody up for some if I make it?
Posted by Semi on :
What's that, pasta with a Grey Goose chaser?
Posted by icefire on :
Hey Danny this place isn't going anywhere I skinny-dip here all the time!
Posted by Vee on :
I'll help hold it here also.
Posted by Semi on :
All able men and women to the tethers.
Posted by SharkLad on :
what's a tether?
Posted by Semi on :
Soemthing to keep this room from floating off into space.
Posted by Semi on :
Wow, the food is really good here. Too bad more people don't stop by.
Posted by icefire on :
Stopped by for a little naked swimming!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I have to say that I'm fond of the rosemary chicken here. Reminds me of homeade New England cooking...
Posted by SharkLad on :
Marco!
Posted by STU on :
Polo!
Posted by Sonnie Bloke on :
Hey Danny, I'm in Bangkok, in a cheap hotel, why aren't you here??
Posted by Semi on :
Any serving droids here? I'd like a club sandwhich, please.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Hey Semi,
you are up on the Movie Quote Thread.
Hey nice decor in here. I should stop by more often
Posted by Semi on :
Hey Quis, I actually did post a quote. It'a a few posts back. It probably got buried in the Logan's Run posts.
Posted by icefire on :
More naked swimming!!!!
Posted by Semi on :
Hope there's no giant squids in there.
Posted by SharkLad on :
not anymore ...
<burp!>
Posted by Semi on :
<Mental Note> Remind Danny to order more squid.
Posted by STU on :
For the special calamari-sashimi appetizer.
Posted by SharkLad on :
some lobster would be nice ...
Posted by Semi on :
How about tilapia in a lemon-caper butter sauce?
[ November 08, 2003, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: Semi ]
Posted by STU on :
Tilapia are closely related to piranha, aren't they?
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Tilapia are closely related to piranha, aren't they?
not nice ...
Posted by Semi on :
I don't think so. Tilapia is kind of like sole, only firmer. It's a farmed fish, often.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I know nothing about seafood.
On another note, a new installment of Midnight Investigations is up...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
And I'm all alone on Legion World...
I didn't realize how big this place is...
Posted by STU on :
Hello... hello... hello...
Posted by icefire on :
Hey Stu!!
Posted by STU on :
Wow! I guess this place isn't that big after all.
Good to see ya! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
YAY! People are here!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
No farmed fish, please. What do you have that's fresh?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<Points to SharkLad>
That's it...
Posted by STU on :
He's so fresh he bites you back! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, I do like to play with my food....
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: No farmed fish, please. What do you have that's fresh?
Actually, FC, farmed fish are fresh and can be quite delicious. Tilapia is wonderful if sauteed in olive oil (or butter) and garlic. Add some white wine and lemon juice to the pan scrapings, reduce, add chicken stock and a bit of corn starch. When the stock thickens, add capers and parsely. It's very tasty.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: He's so fresh he bites you back!
normally, I charge extra for that ...
Posted by STU on :
Just so long as you don't charge an arm and a leg.
Posted by SharkLad on :
now there's an idea ...
Posted by Semi on :
Hey Sharky, how's things?
Posted by SharkLad on :
can't complain ... actually, I probably could but who wants to hang with a complaining anthropomorphic shark-being ...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: can't complain ... actually, I probably could but who wants to hang with a complaining anthropomorphic shark-being ...
There's probably a few zoologists who wouldn't mind ....
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: can't complain ... actually, I probably could but who wants to hang with a complaining anthropomorphic shark-being ...
Your real name wouldn't happen to be Jabberjaw, would it?
Posted by SharkLad on :
can anyone recommend one of those animal psychologists?
Posted by Semi on :
For whom? You or puppy STU?
Posted by STU on :
[sad puppy dog eyes] Not me, surely! [/sad puppy dog eyes]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh, STU, we all know the puppy scam.
Posted by STU on :
Rats.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: For whom? You or puppy STU?
for, uh, my "friend" ... he's, um, a, uh, piranha ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yeah, sure. Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad:
quote:Originally posted by Semi: For whom? You or puppy STU?
for, uh, my "friend" ... he's, um, a, uh, piranha ...
Gee, and here I thought he was a barracuda.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So Stu, you have to get around to telling us how you went from being a powerful mage LMBer to being turned into a puppy. Though I know you're my friend, I can't help but pet you, feed you and consider you man's best friend.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Uh, somebody's gotta pick up after him.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Hmmm... Need to tell Danny to fix his tethers.
This place nearly drifted off the page.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (He does serve the best Chili, Sauerkraut & Bratwurst Specials on Legion World)
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Though I know you're my friend, I can't help but pet you, feed you and consider you man's best friend.
And woman's, too.
Don't worry too much about me, though. I think I might be changing again soon...
*quack*
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Don't worry too much about me, though. I think I might be changing again soon...
*quack*
Oh STU, don't change. We all like having an official LW puppy. A pet duck is just not the same. Stay Totally Unchanged.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Gasp, could it be another metamorphasis?! Is this the result of some spell that you cast on yourself by accident when you were drunk?
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Hmmm... Looking for a hamburger and fries
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Try Cafe Cramer. If she doesn't have that, try the swell cucumber sandwhiches (with the crusts cut off).
Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Don't worry too much about me, though. I think I might be changing again soon...
*quack*
Oh STU, don't change. We all like having an official LW puppy. A pet duck is just not the same. Stay Totally Unchanged.
I agree although I have to admit I find the AFLAC duck commercials hilarious Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Try Cafe Cramer. If she doesn't have that, try the swell cucumber sandwhiches (with the crusts cut off).
"she?"
is cramer, uh, you know, a girl?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Try Cafe Cramer. If she doesn't have that, try the swell cucumber sandwhiches (with the crusts cut off).
"she?"
is cramer, uh, you know, a girl?
I think so. And if I were you, I don't think I'd ever question that again. She could bitch slap a shark without batting an eye.
Posted by SharkLad on :
wow, I'm getting aroused ...
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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
A girl? Of course I'm a girl. You could swim up here and confirm that, but I have to warn you - I'm a middle-aged old girl, not some nubile sweet young thing who'll go skinny dipping with you. Posted by SharkLad on :
but will ya scratch behind my dorsal fin ...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
That's Crujectra's specialty - she's got the special touch, I hear. I could bake you a Chum Cake, though. And there's lots of seals in the harbour.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Congrats on the 1900 Cramey! When you say you're baking a chum cake, it sounds delicious even to me! But I think I'll just stick with Crab Cakes anyway.
And where has Danny B been lately?!
Posted by SharkLad on :
bring on the chum, chum ... I mean, my dear lady ...
Posted by Vee on :
Tsk! Tsk! The Starfield Lounge should NEVER be allowed to drift all the way to the bottom of page 2!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Where are those tethers?
Posted by STU on :
Do you mean those leather harnesses and straps I found in the back room of SHAKES the other night...? Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
No those were the accessories for the temporary dance pole I installed for the faux-final-night-party. The tethers I'm talking about are tacheon beam tethers that prevent the Lounge from drifting off into space.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think the rooms here need to start getting more use! Why don't some LMBers peer up and check them out. I'll wait until a female shows up though...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just tightening those damn tethers.
Posted by Vee on :
Certainly sems to require more attention these days!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Seems to me Legion Worlders should do a little more fine dining and dancing under the stars to the lush sounds of the String Theory Quintet.
Posted by Vee on :
They simply don't know what they're missing!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Figure I'll make reservations for a quiet dinner later...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
If business doesn't pick up Cobie, I doubt you'll need a reservation. My suggestion is the rack of lamb with dijon mustard and rosemary cornmeal crust. It's delicious.
[ November 18, 2003, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
And here I was looking forward to a good steak.
[ November 18, 2003, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Abin Quank ]
Posted by STU on :
Hey, I just grilled up a couple of peppercorn porterhouses, with a side of sauteed onions and mushrooms.
Want some?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Puppy STU, you just became my hero!!
Posted by STU on :
I'm still amazed at how I'm able to whip up a seven-course meal with these little paws...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You cook that well because you have two loving masters who make sure you're well fed and there's always lots of leftovers. That's the benefit of being SHAKES's official puppy.
Posted by STU on :
But what if I were to become a duck?
Would I still be so warmly welcomed at SHAKES?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
SHAKES has a "no duck" policy. We'd ship you over to the Starfield Lounge with a jar of sauce a l'orange.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Ducks are welcome at the Café. I'll just keep the sink filled with water and put out an extra bowl of grits. Just please keep the quacking down.
I don't dance, but I would enjoy the String Theory Quartet's music over afine meal. Perhaps I'll host a dinner this weekend for all the people nominated for LW leader - and their dates, of course. I'll just check to see what might be available for the menu.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Ducks are welcome at the Café. I'll just keep the sink filled with water and put out an extra bowl of grits. Just please keep the quacking down.
[whispering] aflack! [/whispering]
Posted by SharkLad on :
mmmm ... duck ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh look Starfield Lounge has a new menu, in french. And it's featuring homard and canard.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
And Ragoűt de raquin! Délicieux!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Bien. Voulez-vous une table pour deux, Madame?
[ November 19, 2003, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'd still be your friend if you were a duck Stu! Duck is a bit too gamey for me anyway, although I'm a fan of Cornish Hens!
So when is this change coming on? Or are you unsure when the spell you cast on yourself will take affect again?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, if STU becomes a duck, the position of official SHAKES puppy is open. All you can eat and drink, sleep all day behind the bar, get lots of attention and scratches behind the ears. Any takers?
Posted by STU on :
Je refuse de manger du canard (ou du chien). C'est cannibalisme, ça!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hmmmmm...
And here I thought this place would have landed on page 2 by now...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Hmmmmm...
And here I thought this place would have landed on page 2 by now...
No Danny, you have friends who won't let that happen. Posted by Vee on :
Absolutely Danny. Starfield Lounge is a landmark of LW. We'll make sure it's available for all to visit...day or night. Everyone's welcome here, even visiting vampire's like Nosferatu, were he to show up here.
Posted by STU on :
In fact, if he were to show up:
Special of the Day Fillet of Transylvanian vampire, lightly grilled, with a blood orange glaze and garlic mashed potatoes Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Is it my imagination, or has Shark Lad been absent lately? Hey, I was just kidding about the Ragoűt de requin!
I hope that vampire special sells out. Nothing worse than leftover Nosfertau on Noodles.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ick, leftover Nosferatu and Noodles is terrible. Although if put the Nosferatu on a sandwich with mustard and pickles, it's not too bad.
And Danny, the Starfield Lounge is too important to fall by the wayside!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I suppose if Cramer is elected LW leader, the Starfield Room will have to stop serving it's tasty fricasee de chat.
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Is it my imagination, or has Shark Lad been absent lately?
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Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hey Sharky. How's the feeding frenzy going?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Place is hopping...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Ahh! The Proprietor returns. Any festive plans for the Starfield Room during the holidays, Danny?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Maybe we'll have a drinking part--- I mean decorating party in a couple weeks...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Oh good, SHAKES will supply the drinks, er I mean decorations.
Posted by STU on :
Oh good, I volunteer to be in charge of the decoration committee then.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Fabulous STU, could you start making the cranberry and popcorn strings? We'll need about 20 miles of them.
Posted by STU on :
Certainly, I would love to "make" the "cranberry and popcorn strings." Here, I'll "make" some right now.
[CHUG]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Stu, you drunk puppy. Guess you'll just have to stay out back during the daytime. And no barking.
[ November 23, 2003, 08:31 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
So we will have on official Christmas decorating party next Saturday afternoon!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Stu, you drunk puppy. Guess you'll just have to stay out back during the daytime. And no barking.
Too late, Semi! I saw your original version.
Grrrrrrrr...
ARF ARF ARF! Posted by STU on :
The only thing that could possibly placate me now is more "decorations."
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Here, STU. Have a decoration or twleve....
Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Hey Sharky. How's the feeding frenzy going?
slim pickings lately ... although I'll probably be eating Nardo soon ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yeah, eat him --- one eye at a time.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hmmmm...
Is it safe for me to go in the pool?
Posted by SharkLad on :
still covered in chocolate sauce? could be risky ...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just nibble gently. Take only sauce.
Posted by STU on :
What a saucy fellow, that Dan.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wow, this place is going to need a lot of work to get ready for the holiday party. Now where's that drunk puppy of mine. Oh there he is asleep under a table.
<Picks up puppy and takes his back to his basket behind the bar at SHAKES>
Posted by SharkLad on :
yikes, this thread was on the second page ...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Im happy to inform you all that I am no longer covered in chocolate sauce...
Posted by SharkLad on :
yes, but how does that make me happy?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
becuase now I am covered in peanut butter...
Posted by SharkLad on :
woo hoo! c'mon over! I gots some jelly!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Im not going to survive this, am I?
Posted by SharkLad on :
nah, I can be real gentle ... I'll only use my tongue ...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Well, you can use your teeth, a little... Posted by SharkLad on :
yeah, but they're razor sharp ... I find it hard not to pierce sometimes ... the skin, that is ...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
ok ok no teeth
Posted by SharkLad on :
the tongue bath is still up for grabs, though ...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Ill take it!
Posted by SharkLad on :
meet me in the grotto, oh danny boy ...
Posted by Vee on :
Has anyone seen Danny? He seems to be missing? Last seen at the grotto!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I'm right here...
Posted by Varalent on :
Whew! I was worried there for a bit! Not that Sharky would hurt you on purpose but I wasn't sure if he could resist what with you covered in chocolate and peanut butter! Glad you're okay
PS: Was it fun?
Posted by SharkLad on :
you need to ask?
<splash>
Posted by Varalent on :
Silly Sharky! I knew it would be fun for you! They question was whether or not it was fun for Danny although I would guess it was.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
THis was on page 2. Can't have that...
Posted by STU on :
Well, post details of the Sharky/chocolate/peanut butter incident, and I'm sure it'll stay high up on page one. Posted by Varalent on :
Yes please do! We await with bated breath! Posted by icefire on :
Hey guess I'll do a little skinny-dippin' today!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Brrrr! Hope the water's heated! If not it might be a bit cold for skinny dipping!
Posted by icefire on :
Vee I can supply my own heat!!!!
Posted by Kara on :
Maybe I'll do some skinny-dippin' to!
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Vee I can supply my own heat!!!!
Yes I guess you can! Should have thought of that! Posted by SharkLad on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Well, post details of the Sharky/chocolate/peanut butter incident, and I'm sure it'll stay high up on page one.
I don't lick and tell ... bite and tell, well that's a different story ...
Posted by Varalent on :
Oh, come on Sharky! How bout for some chum?
Posted by SharkLad on :
ok ... well it started out swimmingly ... then suddenly Icefire showed up and started screaming, "somebody put chocolate in my peanut butter ... somebody put peanut butter in my chocolate!" It got really messy after that ... suffice it to say, the three of us were in sugar comas for a couple of days ...
Posted by Varalent on :
I can actually visualize that!
Posted by Mantis on :
This one looks around the deserted halls of the Starfield Room and shakes her head sadly...
Page 4?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<Puts his hand on Mantis's shoulder>
We've missed you and Danny a lot Mantis. We promise to try and keep this on page 1, but we'll need to have you two around more .
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Poor Mantis... always the bridesmaid...
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Mantis: This one looks around the deserted halls of the Starfield Room and shakes her head sadly...
Page 4?
This one goes out to the thread I love This one goes out to the thread I left behind Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Heh
Posted by icefire on :
I think this would be a wonderful place for the Inagural Ball!
Posted by SharkLad on :
party! party! party!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So the Starfield Lounge will be the place for the innaugeral ball! Nice!
So when is the ball? I say we start it this Thursday, and let it run to Sunday !
Everyone start putting up decorations!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Better send the droid over to clean this place up if there's going to be a ball here.
Look's like the pool hasn't been used much lately either. What's going on here? Better send out the search droids for Danny Blaine.
Posted by STU on :
What do y'all think of having the ball at the mansion, and then the rockin' after-party here?
Everyone who's anyone knows that the really cool people only show up for the after-parties...
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: What do y'all think of having the ball at the mansion, and then the rockin' after-party here?
Everyone who's anyone knows that the really cool people only show up for the after-parties...
Sounds like a reasonable plan. I'm sure soem of the after party will also spill over next door into SHAKES!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm wondering if Mr. Blaine and Ms. Cramer might be interested in a joint venture with me to develop the Starfield Room into a bona fide 5 star restaurant complete with table cloths, french service, fine bone china, real crystal and --- a celebrity chef?
[ December 12, 2003, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sounds good Semi, between all of you this could be quite the establishment!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Perhaps you could be the maitre'd, Cobie, or given your ever expanding knowledge of fine wine, the sommelier.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think I have plenty of time! I'm also Chief of Security, co-owner of chocolatte with our leader Stu, and a bonafide celebrity of Legion World, but I can always spend some extra time at the Starfield Lounge!
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I'm wondering if Mr. Blaine and Ms. Cramer might be interested in a joint venture with me to develop the Starfield Room into a bona fide 5 star restaurant complete with table cloths, french service, fine bone china, real crystal and --- a celebrity chef?
Excellent idea, SemiSweets, but don't forget chocolatte for the wonderful desserts after the scrumptious meals!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I think I have plenty of time! I'm also Chief of Security, co-owner of chocolatte with our leader Stu, and a bonafide celebrity of Legion World, but I can always spend some extra time at the Starfield Lounge!
Well good, then. You'll attract business with your manly profile.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: I'm wondering if Mr. Blaine and Ms. Cramer might be interested in a joint venture with me to develop the Starfield Room into a bona fide 5 star restaurant complete with table cloths, french service, fine bone china, real crystal and --- a celebrity chef?
Excellent idea, SemiSweets, but don't forget chocolatte for the wonderful desserts after the scrumptious meals!
Until we get our pastry chef, "chocolatte" might well be the provider of our deserts. They will have to deliver of course. We can't send our guests off to another establishment for desert. And it will only be short-term, if at all. If Cramer joins the venture, I think she might be the heaven-sent pastry chef ---- just a hunch.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I would be honoured to participate in a restaurant venture with such connaisseurs. I believe pastry making and chocolate artistry are two very different and demanding disciplines; what skills I have are in baked goods.
Of course, a continuous flow of highest quality after-dinner coffee is a must!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Hmmmmm. Ok then...
What do we can the new venture?
Posted by Varalent on :
The MultiVerse?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Danny the new name is up to you.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
hmmm I do like the idea of MultiVerse. or maybe The Beacon (in honor of the Time Institute...)
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Wow! 1000 posts to this thread. That's wild! Thank you all for coming here!!!!!
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Just remember - 1000 posts = 1001 replies Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The Starfield Lounge is a mainstay on Legion World Danny, it's been our pleasure to be here ! Thanks for having us!
Posted by STU on :
I'm just popping in here for an afterparty aperitif. Cheers! Posted by Varalent on :
Oh! I like the Beacon!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but this chilly, windy weather has put me in the mood for a fine meal. Maybe a nice onion soup, followed by a vegetarian cassoulet. Then we'll see about dessert.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I wouldn't mind a nice onion soup with a crust of bread on top, with melted gruyere cheese. That and a nice glass of red wine would be all the meal I need tonight.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I think we need to have a meeting of the joint venture partners. Danny, Saturn Girl, and FC (who's never responded - you in or out, Kitty?). We have an opening date of Dec. 28 for the BEACON.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I'm in, Semi. I responded - but it must have gotten lost in the mad chatter at SHAKES!
Posted by Varalent on :
Yikes! Just over a week to go and the holidays are in between! How will we ever get everything done?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
PLenty of time...
NO worries...
<introducrs construction droids, Jack and Steve>
Just tell them what you want done...
Posted by STU on :
Do Jack and Steve do windows?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Do you still need me to be a host here every so often, when I'm not working in the Security Office, running chocolatte or giving interviews to my adoring fans? I'm sure I can fit in another job! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Yes STU, they do...
And Cobie, whenever your schedule permits, we would love to have you as a host. Just no sneaking away with the female employees...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I hope there'll be a Tesseract Room so we don't have to bother with reservations.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
FC, you got it!
Also, I know Saturn Girl is working hard on the menu.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Glad to see this is all coming together. What do you need me to do?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Decor...
Posted by STU on :
I can be the hand model for the full-page ads we're going to be running in Gourmet magazine. My hands are quite handsome, if I do say so myself.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
So how are the plans coming, guys?
Menus done? Decor and construction completed? Staff hired?
Posted by STU on :
Who's in charge of each of these?
I have some ideas for decor and menus, unless someone else has already taken care of 'em...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I think I'm in charge of decor. Danny appointed me.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Stu, your job is advertising...
Posted by STU on :
The Beacon beckons.
Coming soon -- fine dining in the heart of Legion World.
[ December 23, 2003, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Let your Light shine at the Beacon...
Posted by Varalent on :
Beacon: The newest star in the Legion World galaxy!
Posted by STU on :
The Beacon: Five-star dining. All-star ambience!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Perfect! STU, Canyou get the word out?
Posted by icefire on :
So Danny am I still welcome here?
I like the new name !
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Perfect! STU, Canyou get the word out?
Sure thing! See below. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: So Danny am I still welcome here?
I like the new name !
Of course you are.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I volunteer to taste the food! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
ALl right, since everyone else seems to be MIA... I will postphone the openeing until tomorrow night.
Be ready for some fine dining!!!!
Posted by STU on :
My mouth is already watering in anticipation. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Sigh, maybe a certain cowboy will show up...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I thought The Beacon was opening Sunday night? The full line of desserts won't be ready until then - and they've just started on the ice sculpture!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Whatever happens, I am NOT giving up my place in line! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
We can wait til Sunday then. I think the holiday travel etc will have calmed down by then
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sunday sounds good! With such a large gathering of famous people, the denizens of Legion World will be begging to be let in!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
As the decorator of The Beacon, I have been keeping the design under wraps. Tomorrow, the decor shall be revealed and it will rock LW.
Posted by Varalent on :
Grand Opening Gala....coming soon!
Can't you feel the anticipation building?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Ladies and Gentlemen, domesticated animals, bugs and all other sentient life-forms, I present your first glimpse of The Beacon.
The Beacon is housed in a replica of an early 20th Century Neo Classical revival building. It takes up a city block and is 6 stories high. It's facade is only two stories high, but the building spills an additional 4 stories down the cliff behind. With it's doric columns, it presents a staid and established facade, but for the four story bronze torch with it's plasma beam aimed at the Orion Constellation. People will naturally gravitate to the mesmeric light.
The doors to the beacon are hammered brass, depicting a bass relief of a Spanish galleon, tossed on an unforgiving sea, but pointed to a steady light on a distant shore.
As you pass through the doors, you find yourself on a landing before a grand staircase that gently descends two stories. The railing is brass, the steps are polished green marble.
At the botton of the staircase, you will find yourself in the entry hall to The Beacon. A relecting pool graces the center of the hall. A fine ancient Persian carpet in tones of ochre and mocha, stretches the 100 feet of the entryway on either side of the reflecting pool. Bronze palms rise from the floor every 10 feet to present a canopy for your entrance. (to be continued...)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You find yourself standing before the two story high crystal doors of The Beacon's main dining room. Your legion flight ring will open them. Non legionnaires will have to wait for the Maitre d'.
Passing through the crystal doors, your mouth drops. Opening up before you is the vista of a six story atrium topped with a stained glass starfield, twinkling soothingly. You step onto bronze antigrav platforms, each in the shape of a cala lily and are gently transported another two stories down to the Maitre d's station.
You look out at this vast room and as far as you can see, there are floating bronze shells - clam, conch, cowrie, and nautilus - each holding a mocha leather banquette encircling a perfectly carved bubinga wood table. The Maitre d' checks your reservation, and calls your table. Within seconds, it appears, you are seated and the table moves off to it's assigned private sector, on one of six levels.
It is at this point that you finally focus on the back wall of the main dining room. It is six stories of perfect, flowing glass, looking out on a river of lava flowing from Mount Eruptus, the newest volcano on Legion World.
Enjoy your meal. I'm certain that Saturn Girl and Fat Cramer have a magnificent menu planned for you.
[ December 28, 2003, 04:48 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by STU on :
Boy oh boy -- jaw dropping, indeed! Semi, you've really outdone yourself. The restaurant looks fantastic.
I'm decked out in my finery and I'm ready to eat!
[ December 28, 2003, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by icefire on :
wow!!!!!
Posted by STU on :
Say, where's the man of the hour, Mr. Blaine himself? I wonder if he's having a private dinner with that cowboy...?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Where are the chefs?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Come to think of it, where are the customers?
Posted by STU on :
I and all my alt IDs are ready to dine. I believe we're almost at the occupancy limit already.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll seat the customers at their tables tonight. Gentlemen, allow me to take your coats, and ladies, allow me to pull your chair out for you. I offer you a friendly smile and serene nonchalantness as we move you to your table...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Cobie, don't forget to press the security button before you send them off to their assigned seating level.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Semi, you've outdone yourself with this place!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, Cobie, what can I say. By the way, who is the Maitre d' here. Is it you?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm the Maitre d' here when I can spare the time. Another Maitre d' would be great too!
The many denizens of Legion World who consider themselves my fans have begun to gather around the door to try and spot a celebrity or two here, and get a glimpse of the new shining star restaurant on Legion World!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Who would you suggest as your relief Maitre (or Maitresse) d'?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I was thinking someone along the lines of Outdoor Miner, to woe the customers with his wit and dry humor. We'll attract different crowds . Who better to get the customers in a light-hearted good mood?
Otherwise, Arachne would be a good choice, the customers will find her as charming as we all do
[ December 28, 2003, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I was thinking someone along the lines of Outdoor Miner, to woe the customers with his wit and dry humor.
Well, Miner has been "elegantly wretched" lately.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Whomever. I'm only the architect.
Posted by STU on :
And what an architect you are!
These mocha leather banquettes are so comfortable. I could just sit here for hours!
And I'm absolutely mesmerized by the stained glass starfield. I think it's cool that you can actually find real constellations on it! Look -- there's Orion...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
STU, fearless leader, and most feared dictator for life, I am so pleased that the decor is to your liking. Relax, your wait-droid wil be with you just as soon as you want.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
What an exotic and rich decor! I've been so busy in the kitchen, this is the first time I've seen the finished dining room.
Chef Caroline must be exhausted from all the menu planning and cooking. I last saw her curled up in her office chair, her head nodding over next week's menu.
The baking alone knocked me out, but it was worth it! The Linzer Torte turned out well and I was particularly pleased with the flatbreads. That's a truly exceptional bake oven we had installed!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
We had a great opening night everyone! It will only get better from there!
Posted by STU on :
My alt IDs and I are all absolutely stuffed from that nine-course meal!
So... what's for dinner tonight? Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I was thinking something Italian?
Posted by STU on :
Perfect.
Bruschetta with fresh heirloom tomatoes and buffalo mozzarella.
A salad di tonno dressed simply in extra-virgin olive oil and cracked black pepper.
And, to end it all, a rich tiramisu.
I'll leave the main course(s) up to the professionals! Posted by Abin Quank on :
Hmmm... Baked Stuffed Pork Chops floating in applesauce with baby peas and garlic buttered red potatoes?
Okay, you talked me into it.
Posted by Varalent on :
WOW! What more is there to say! Semi, you've really outdone yourself this time. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Glad you like it, Vee. I have a table on the sixth level reserved for us.
Posted by STU on :
I had a terrific dinner at the Beacon tonight!
Grilled trout -- flown in fresh from a mountain stream -- and a nice assortment of baby asparagus and redskinned potatoes.
Then, for dessert, a torte made with fresh strawberries. I usually prefer chocolate-based desserts, but this one was top-notch!
I'm going to eat at the Beacon every night from now on. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This place should be advertised on TV!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
There were some very fine people here last night, with a very serene atmosphere. I can't wait for my first night off to enjoy it myself. I wonder when Outdoor Miner and Arachne will realize that they have new jobs here? You can never have too many jobs on Legion World !
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
New Year's Eve - a lot of people will be heading out late for parties. And since it's Chef Caroline's birthday, she gets the day off - so I'm just setting up a light buffet in case someone wants a snack before they leave:
Seafood chowder or Caldo Verde (Kale soup with beans) Boston Brown Bread, Onion Pan Bread, Baguette Salad of winter greens Risotto with chanterelles Moussaka Mixed steamed vegetables Fruit compote with cheese plate and, of course, birthday cake and ice cream.
House wines and assorted beverages
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm, FC, that sounds delicious! Seafood Chowder and Moussaka! Big-time favorites of mine! I think I'll start right now with a little house wine...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Does the buffet come to our tables? (Since we're floating several stories off the ground?)
Posted by Raging Bull on :
Well, it looks like I'm a mite tardy for the big openin' night festivities.
And me dressed up all nice and whatnot! That friendly Official Arbiter of Taste gave me all these fancy duds - rawhide chaps with nothing on beneath them. And a rawhide fringed vest, with no shirt, but a bandana. A mite different from how I usually dress, but seein' as how it's a special occasion and all, well, I'm happy to oblige.
I think I'll just sit me down a spell. Maybe that friendly Mr. Blaine will show up. He did me a right favor last time by letting me clean up at his place and giving me a place to rest my head. I wish he was here now so I can thank him properly!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Bull, I never expected you to go out with your butt hanging out. Normally, people put the chaps and vest over a pair of jeans an a denim shirt. Egads, I guess you have to lay it all out (so to speak) when you're dealing with a Texan.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Are pants optional at The Beacon?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I was wondering the same thing. Who sets the rules around here anyways. I mean that kind of attire is not inappropriate at SHAKES (hell, it's actually quite common), but at the Beacon. Call me old fashioned.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just here, tuning up some problems. Looks like two of the floating shell-tables on level four bumped the other night. The lobster bisque went everywhere.
We're thinking of getting permission to induce artificial eruptions at Mount Eruptus, for the pleasure of our diners.
Lastly, we've installed floating Palms and torches next to each table for added initmacy.
Hope the Beacon's guests will appreciate these extra touches.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Much appreciated! With everyone pitching in, this place has really turned into quite the establishment! Nice work Semi Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thanks Cobie. But we need to drum up more business. Maybe you could be our poster boy.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, I'll dress to impress to try and get some of my female (and male) fans to start dropping by...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thanks, Cobie. I knew we could count on you.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Thanks Cobie. But we need to drum up more business. Maybe you could be our poster boy.
Being a poster boy requires having an actual image of yourself available.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It might be on the way...a combined picture of me and Pov could be in the works...
I'll have to warn everyone though: I'm even more good looking in real life than I pretend to be on line Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I'll have to warn everyone though: I'm even more good looking in real life ...
Now, Cobie... just because those cows and ewes were all aflutter doesn't mean the LW regulars will necessarily be swooning over your photos. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wait til they see my cheerleader outfit Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I hope your school had male cheerleaders.
Posted by STU on :
They did after Cobie enrolled.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
There is no real cheerleader outfit, although rumor is that Pov really has a gorilla suit!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well no cheerleaders then. Dinner attire. After all, it's going to be a picture of you and your date enjoying an intimate meal at the Beacon. Who will be your date in the picture? This needs to be carefully planned. It should be an equally famous Legion Worlder. Any suggestions.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm, the most famous of all Legion Worlders (even more than me!) is Princess Crujectra. There is no one with more class and style, so she might be the ideal candidate. And besides we've been very close in the past
Other famous and beautiful candidates are Harbinger, Fat Cramer, Arachne, Saturn Girl, Kara, Mantis and the Emerald Empress.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I must admit that the Princess was the first one that came to mind. (1) Do you think that, being royalty, she'd consent to being in an ad campaign, and (2) could you arrange your busy schedules to get together for the photo shoot?
Posted by Arachne on :
I'm sure Cru would love a chance to help out local Legion World businesses.
Posted by STU on :
Especially if photos of Cobie and Ultra Matthew might be available in exchange. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wasn't able to get to the Beacon last night. Anybody have a particulary spectacular meal that they'd like to comment on?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I had the Chicken Danielle, although I'm a bit unsure of what was in it. Prosciuto ham wrapped around the chicken in some very good sauce...anyone ever have it?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Maybe I'll try the Chicken Danielle next time. I had the Creole Potatoes, Broiled Scallops with Apples and a mango sorbet.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Both the chicken danielle and the broiled scallops with creole potatoes sound wonderful. Any suggestions on how we can improve the dining experience?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Do people know the food is free? That Cobalt Kid dines here on a regular basis, sometimes accompanied by the charming Princess Cru? That should enhance the dining experience.
You might want to mention that we have civet cat on special all week. Then again, maybe just call it "wild game".
(Final note: we'll be hosting a special birthday dinner for Varalent tomorrow night, if he's up for it. Otherwise, it can be postponed til he feels better.)
[ January 06, 2004, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by STU on :
As delicious as the food is -- as stunning as the decor is -- it's the wonderful company that makes the Beacon a place we all love coming to again and again.
And it's the perfect place to host a birthday dinner for a wonderful member of LW like Varalent. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I will definatley be here to honor Vee! It's not the same without him posting as frequently...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
When's the party start?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Looks like they're already setting up for the first dinner seating. The torches are lit - and what's this? Tablecloths. How posh. (Of course, the Beacon is posh, so it should be expected).
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
My favorite Posh thing is Posh spice, always the cutest one.
I'll be helping set up the party for Vee tonight. It should be a great time, I hope he'll be able to attend tonight (if not, we'll just push it back).
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Any special surprises planned for Vee's party?
Posted by STU on :
As PR person for The Beacon, I've sent out invitations to a couple of very special guests for Vee's party -- whether it's tonight or later. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm here and I've got my birthday party clothes on.
Posted by STU on :
You look very snazzy, Semi! Like a million creds. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Thanks STU. I sure hope Vee shows up. It's getting late, though and since he wasn't feeling well, he's probably already in bed.
Posted by STU on :
He's either in bed, or celebrating his birthday in an eye-popping fashion.
Or both. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: He's either in bed, or celebrating his birthday in an eye-popping fashion.
Or both.
Posted by STU on :
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
quote:originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow
I'm here and I've got my birthday party clothes on.
I'll come, if you can get Pagan Lass to show up in her birthday SUIT. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
But then, Varalent's birthday is more than a good enough reason to show up.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Lemonade, no ice, plze
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Maybe Vee will show up tonight! Once he gets healthier, we'll make sure to throw a birthday bash for him in style.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Since Cobalt Kid is a regular visitor here, I thought we'd do a shrimp and lobster special for the next few days. I haven't worked with calmari before, so I'll leave that to the experts.
Seafood chowder, Lobster bisque Steamed lobster, steamed shrimp Broiled tiger shrimp kebabs Stuffed scampi Jambalaya Lobster roll (for light eaters) Stir-fried Shrimp with wild mushrooms, Szchechuan style Pasta with seafood
Of course, the usual range of side dishes, sauces, etc.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That sounds too delicious for words...now I'm starving .
Thanks FC !
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
There's a pasta dish on the menu, Cobie, so you can invite the Princess. If she prefers, we can do a nice tomato sauce or a pasta e fagioli.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Fat Cramer, I am pleasantly stuffed. You have outdone yourself this time.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll have to make sure I invite the Princess! That sounds delicious, I'll have to pick off her plate too
FC, you've outdone yourself this time!
Posted by Mantis on :
This one is hungry. Danny said that this was the place to get nourishment...
Posted by STU on :
I'm feeling a bit under the weather, so I'm going to have a peppery oyster stew to warm myself up...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll be dining at the Beacon tonight, and although I don't have a date yet, I always welcome the company of another LMBer. Just not one of my many screaming fans, I'd like a lady who isn't infatuated with us legendary heroes... Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I wonder if the Giant Robotic Lesbian is available? We could serve her some tasty oil-based dishes.
As for Mantis, I wonder if that one would enjoy a stir fry of scallops and prawns with ginger?
And for STU, we shall henceforth call that dish "Oyster Stew ŕ la STU".
[ January 19, 2004, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by STU on :
Maybe we could rename this restaurant "The Bacon"... Posted by Fat Cramer on :
The Bacon? I would never leave! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Look's like we know what the new breakfast special will be. Bacon and Eggs!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Maybe if we start having a "Lurker's special" at the Beacon, some of the Lurkers will stop in and tell us what they think? (I assume of course that all Lurkers dine here, they just are never outspoken about their opinions...)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I think it's because the cooking is so good that it's left them speechless.
[ January 21, 2004, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
For Chinese New Year:
Hot & Sour Soup
Pan-fried Carp
Beef with mushrooms Ginger chicken Bean curd with vegetables Shrimp in black bean sauce Roast pork with greens
Assorted noodles Rice
Steamed buns Lychees
Posted by STU on :
I love hot & sour soup, especially on a cold winter's day.
A few years back, I had a spicy Szechuan dish that had, believe it or not, smoked bacon with greens and hot peppers. And it wasn't like skinny bacon strips either... it was the real thing: big, juicy slices with just the right amount of fattiness... I was surprised, because I'd never seen bacon in Chinese food before. (But I certainly wasn't complaining! )
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I'm ready to eat. What's on the menu today?
Posted by STU on :
To start off, a salad of field greens and grape tomatoes, topped with strips of smoked salmon, flown in fresh from the Pacific Northwest.
Then, Salisbury steak with pearl onions and wild mushrooms.
Hot, buttery rolls.
And, for dessert, a compote of winter berries, served with freshly whipped cream.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
YUM!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I'll have some creamy squash soup,chicken cordon bleu, some potato salad and macaroni and cheese.
Posted by STU on :
I'll be having a Southern-themed supper today: chicken and dumplins, fried catfish, hush puppies, fried okra, pecan pie, and sweet tea. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'll have the best of what's on the menu tonight! I ran a contest, and I picked a lovely young lady out of the massive amount of denizens on Legion World who consider themselves my fans, and then decied to bring her out to the Beacon!
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
I am not amused at having "won" your contest.
Posted by Impulse I on :
I want some of those Chinese New Year Specials.. Just the Steamed buns though!!! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Choose whichever ones appeal to you! Posted by STU on :
Coming soon... the Legion World Sauna... featuring a never-ending parade of steamed buns! Posted by Greybird on :
Hot-dog buns, presumably. Posted by Impulse I on :
I have no clue what you guys are talking about.... really!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Mm, I think I'm in the mood for a warm meal tonight at the Beacon. I might run another contest for one of my fans to have dinner with me tonight, but Giant Robotic Lesbian keeps winning!
Either way, I'll be sure to sit near the door so I can draw a crowd to the Beacon . I suggest that other legendary posters do the same!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
[ January 27, 2004, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: Fat Cramer ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I guess we need to start planning for Valentine's dinner at the Beacon. Something spectacular I hope. I'm thinking of diverting the lava flow from Mount Eruptus through the lower level of the dining room (just a trickle, mind you) for a spectacular (and romantic) effect that evening.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Poor Cobie, having to dine with GRL all the time. But it was either that or being seen with Worthless Dude.
Darn! I won't be able to make it on Valentine's Day! I have other... plans.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Maybe I'll do a Valentine's Day special date contest? There are plenty of beautiful women on Legion World who I've dated, and even some I haven't!
Maybe a black tie party at the Beacon?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
La-la-la-la-la-la. Don't mind me. Just taking some measurements for the Valentines preparations. So who is everybody taking to the Beacon on Valentine's day?
Posted by Varalent on :
You (That is, if you're willing, of course) Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, who should I bring as my date guys? Are you working that night Ms. Cramer, or are you available ?
Lately it's seemed a bit slow on Legion World (not that I've been around that much), hopefully things will pick up !
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: So, who should I bring as my date guys? Are you working that night Ms. Cramer, or are you available ?
I'll be in the kitchen, of course. So you could drop by and I'll whip you up a special dessert. And why stick to one date, Cobie? We have tables for 12. You could invite a number of admiring and adoring ladies. No point in making the girls jealous, is there?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Sigh... I'd like to go... But we have to meet for yet another project on the 14th... Oh well, maybe I'll just invite the gang over to the Beacon instead?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
FC, that sounds like a good idea! Selfish of me to consider restricting my time for one lady, when it would be a crime to all the other ladies! I think I'll bring twelve or more dates then, and enjoy the night as much as possible
And IB, you're going to have to go! Sara told me that she's hoping you'll ask her, as are a bunch of the other young ladies around here. Tell me, have you met Umber yet?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
ATTENTION: The Beacon is temporarily closed due to a kitchen fire. Therefore, His "Imperial Majesty" STU's dinner parties scheduled for this weekend will have to be cancelled.
Note to all Freedom Fighters: use your decoder rings to read the following message:
There was no fire at The Beacon. The apparent damage is simply a holographic projection, accompanied by a smoky smell emitter. All true defenders of Legion World are welcome and encouraged to dine here as usual.
Posted by Varalent on :
Encoded message for Freedom Fighters eyes only:
Whew! Very clever, FC! You had me going there for a minute thinking that the Beacon had been hit by one of Inquisitor's fire bombs or some such. Glad to here everything is okay.
Posted by Cobalt Amoeba on :
Encoded message for Freedom Fighters eyes only:
Nice job FC! Now I just have to figure out how to eat and if I can eat in Amoeba form!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
On the buffet tonight (secret password required, available at Bevis' Fabulous Boutique which has nothing to do with any resistance, of which there is none anyways):
Freedom Fries Chili Che Guevera Ziti Zapata Truffles ŕ la Trotsky Ghandi Granola Jelly Roll Rousseau Sam Adams Lager (ok, I know the father was the brewer and the son was the revolutionary)
Available in whole form or mashed to a pulp for amoebae.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I will be there will bells on...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Encoded Message for Freedom Fighters Eyes only:
Whew! Good to see that not everything on LW has been destroyed. At least we can still hold the Valentine's banquet here.
Posted by Arachne on :
Thank heaven! Crawling around Stu's mansion really works up an appetite.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Encoded message to STUbots:
Good job! Your mission to add that certain "secret ingredient" to all food prepared at the Beacon was successful. All we need to do now is sit back and watch the Resistance crumble, like so much day-old bacon...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Oh, please! Fat Cramer is more careful than that!
She's replaced your secret ingredient with one of Doctor One's aphrodisiacs. So we sure ain't gona be crumbling anytime soon, but there will be plenty of "icing". Posted by Giant Cobalt Amoeba on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Available in whole form or mashed to a pulp for amoebae.
Thanks FC! Posted by Mysterious Cloaked Figure on :
What do I desire this evening?
Revenge. Served cold!
<EVIL LAUGHTER>
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Hiss**
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
We're all out of revenge for the moment. There should be a new shipment next Monday, then it will take a while to properly chill it. Check back here in March.
Posted by Giant Cobalt Amoeba on :
**angry amoeba noise**
We'll have our revenge on you soon enough! For splitting us away from our friend and leader Stu and for the destruction of Giant Squid!
And I better become human again soon! Doctor One showed me how to devour humanoids in this form, and I guarentee that if we meet up, there'll be some fine dining at the Beacon that night... Posted by Arachne on :
Maybe you should change your name to Osmosis Lad.
Posted by Giant Cobalt Amoeba on :
Osmosis Lad? I like . But I'd like to be human again, so I can eat the delicious food here at the Beacon...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You can still eat everything. We just have to blend it first. Posted by Varalent on :
Pureed filet mignon doesn't sound too appealing for some reason...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Alright, I'm back to human form and starving! It'll feel so good to eat again...
And other things . Very convienent that Valentine's Day is coming up and I'm back to normal! Now the ladies of Legion World have something to rejoice over (and you guys too, I know you're checking out my behind )
Now, should I have one date for Valentine's Day, or twelve?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I think I'll see if Cramer has a good "Beef on Weck" here...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Perhaps we should have left Cobie as an amoeba, at least for a little while longer...
Posted by Abin Quank on :
All this Post Whoring (and Statue Bashing) is making me hungry...
I think a triple bacon cheseburger and large fries would go good right now!
Of course I'll most likely have to settle for Prime Rib, Baked Potato, and a Ceasar Salad.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
I think this will make as good a campaign headquarters as anything...
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Purr**
I thought these establishments were off limits for political purposes? Aren't SHAKES, chocollate, the Becon, etc designated as Neutral Ground, so that tired politico's and election weary LMBPers can relax in them without being bombasted by Political Retoric?
**Purr**
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Good luck Danny! Is Mantis part of your campaign too?
Can I still grab a bite to eat ?
Posted by Varalent on :
Just wanted to stop in and wish you luck during the campaign, Danny!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Danny,
I was amiss for not stopping in earlier and congratulating you on your nomination. Best of luck in your campaign. Feel free to stop by my porch for some lemonade (or other liquid refreshment), homemade chocolate chip cookies, and a nice discussion concerning the issues of Legion World.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hi Danny! I'll just grab a bowl of lobster bisque and read some of your campaign literature. Will you still have time to write stories if elected leader?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Yes, in fact, I will even have more time! And Stoopid Cat, you will find that although I am using my old sleeping quarters as my campaign HQ, the truly dine delicacies of the Beacon will remained untainted by political dialogues...
Wow, that was a mouthful...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Good luck Danny! Is Mantis part of your campaign too?
Can I still grab a bite to eat ?
Mantis is one of my most trusted advisors...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Just wanted to stop in and wish you luck during the campaign, Danny!
You too, Vee! I must use this forum to thank you for your hospitality and graciousness. I enjoy popping in to the villa...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: Danny,
I was amiss for not stopping in earlier and congratulating you on your nomination. Best of luck in your campaign. Feel free to stop by my porch for some lemonade (or other liquid refreshment), homemade chocolate chip cookies, and a nice discussion concerning the issues of Legion World.
Quislet, I would love to sit down and discuss anything with you. I will bring the pastries...
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine:
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Just wanted to stop in and wish you luck during the campaign, Danny!
You too, Vee! I must use this forum to thank you for your hospitality and graciousness. I enjoy popping in to the villa...
Anytime Danny!
Posted by STU on :
If you lead as well as you run this wonderful establishment, Danny, you'd make a terrific Leader! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Thank you STU. I appreciate the sentiment...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Good luck on your campaign Danny.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Why thank you Semi...
Posted by STU on :
Matt is a talented writer and a warm and engaging personality. Come on, people -- get out the vote!
[ February 25, 2004, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
My congratulations to the final nominees! Good luck!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thanks Danny, congrats yourself on your noms!
So, how about a nice buffet of food to celebrate?
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I've kinda missed the fine food of the Beacon, too. Anyone want to join me for a quiet dinner?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Everyone, feel free to eat...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
The view in here never fails to take my breath away.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Thank you Semi...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I really must recommend the Beacon to everybody I know. I can't get enough of all this good food.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
And don't forget the wonderful atmosphere...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Your mention of "atmosphere", Danny, gave me an idea. How about local atmospherics. The Beacon is cetainly big enough to have it's own micro-climates. A gentle spring rain here and there (force-field umbrellas will keep the patrons dry) and maybe a warm breeze elsewhere. For special occasions, a little lightning, perhaps. Just a thought.
[ March 11, 2004, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Great idea! You could have food to match the micro-climate!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
And so it shall be...
All new menu items are now available to choose from.
Please continue to enjoy the food.
Posted by Varalent on :
And I can assure you that the food is Gastronomical!!! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Heh!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
The Beacon is to die for! The gentle spring rain is so soothing...
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: The Beacon is to die for!
The Beacon would appear to have gone out,...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think if Semi and Danny were here more often, this place would start getting a larger crowd again.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just thought I'd remind you all of Legion World's finest dining establishment - "The Beacon". Looks like this place is going to need a major dusting. I'll call in the droids.
Just a reminder of what the Beacon is like inside.
The Beacon is housed in a replica of an early 20th Century Neo Classical revival building. It takes up a city block and is 6 stories high. It's facade is only two stories high, but the building spills an additional 4 stories down the cliff behind. With it's doric columns, it presents a staid and established facade, but for the four story bronze torch with it's plasma beam aimed at the Orion Constellation. People will naturally gravitate to the mesmeric light.
The doors to the beacon are hammered brass, depicting a bass relief of a Spanish galleon, tossed on an unforgiving sea, but pointed to a steady light on a distant shore.
As you pass through the doors, you find yourself on a landing before a grand staircase that gently descends two stories. The railing is brass, the steps are polished green marble.
At the botton of the staircase, you will find yourself in the entry hall to The Beacon. A relecting pool graces the center of the hall. A fine ancient Persian carpet in tones of ochre and mocha, stretches the 100 feet of the entryway on either side of the reflecting pool. Bronze palms rise from the floor every 10 feet to present a canopy for your entrance.
You find yourself standing before the two story high crystal doors of The Beacon's main dining room. Your legion flight ring will open them. Non legionnaires will have to wait for the Maitre d'.
Passing through the crystal doors, your mouth drops. Opening up before you is the vista of a six story atrium topped with a stained glass starfield, twinkling soothingly. You step onto bronze antigrav platforms, each in the shape of a cala lily and are gently transported another two stories down to the Maitre d's station.
You look out at this vast room and as far as you can see, there are floating bronze shells - clam, conch, cowrie, and nautilus - each holding a mocha leather banquette encircling a perfectly carved bubinga wood table. The Maitre d' checks your reservation, and calls your table. Within seconds, it appears, you are seated and the table moves off to it's assigned private sector, on one of six levels.
It is at this point that you finally focus on the back wall of the main dining room. It is six stories of perfect, flowing glass, looking out on a river of lava flowing from Mount Eruptus, the newest volcano on Legion World.
Posted by Glorith on :
Glorith likes the Beacon after a day of worshipping me you should all dine here.
Posted by STU on :
Just popping in here for a hearty breakfast.
I wonder if I'll have a chance to say hi to the proprietor, Danny Blaine (n.k.a. Phantasm)?
Posted by Future on :
The Beacon is great!
I've got to work on a bumper to advertise this place.
Posted by Future on :
...and here we go!
Posted by Phantasm on :
Woohoo! My name in lights!!!!
Posted by Lady Crujectra on :
I think before the Homecoming Dance, a fine supper would be nice.
Could I make a reservation for... hmmm...
*counts on fingers... myself, Bevis, Justyn Timberleak, possibly Loser, a gaggle of Brads...*
... maybe a private dining room would be best Posted by Princess Perfectra on :
Try it this way!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm, I think it'd be a great idea to make reservations before the dance too.
I know I'll be taking Pagan Lass, but since I'm riding over in a limo with Future and Viv, maybe we should double?
Posted by Lady Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I know I'll be taking Pagan Lass
You could also invite her husband and HIS date along, Cobie dear Posted by Future on :
Dinner before Homecoming sounds like a great idea, guys! Cobie, I'll help pitch in if Viv & I can accompany you.
...actually, isn't Abin riding in the limo with us too? It's a must he comes with us to the meal...Pagan Lass or no. Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
If Future and I accompany you, I'll just pay for everything, I'm a Priestess, we're loaded like that.
Posted by Semi Radiant Fellow on :
I'm glad that the Beacon has been revived. It really is an elegant room. I expect that you'll all be in your finest attire.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Of course! Bevis has taken care of us exquisetly!
If Pagan Lass' husband will with us, I might as well invite my wife and her date too. (That sure sounded funny out loud... )
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Just popping in here for a hearty breakfast.
I wonder if I'll have a chance to say hi to the proprietor, Danny Blaine (n.k.a. Phantasm)?
There's Danny!
The only thing better than a fantastic dinner at the Beacon is the company of its much-admired proprietor. Posted by Mattropolis on :
<Looks around>
Maybe this place could reopen... The place always did have possibilities...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(breaks out the cleaning supplies)
We'll have this place sorted out and open for business in a jiffy!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Kent, thanks! I could us the help here! Dust bunnies are nasty little beasts!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Think of the appetizers they'll make.
I mean -- we'll just sweep them up and nicely ask Abin to vaporize them. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Heh. Where is that lovely Gigantic Robot Lesbian? SHe could have this placed cleaned up in a jiffy!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
She's been a permanent poolside resident of SHAKES lately, although she did some off-camera partying on St Paddy's.
We realized she's Irish, so she's actually GIRL, not GRL.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Ah well, I don't want to interrupt her peaceful slumber.I like a little hard work...
Posted by Brainiac 5 on :
I volunteer my services as morning cook. I make a delicious farmer's omelet, and my idea of a threesome is me, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth! Yummy!
[ March 21, 2006, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: Brainiac 5 ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Glad the Beacon is open again. Where in the 83 pages is the description of the place? May I have a table please?
Posted by Mattropolis on :
YUM! You're hired!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Seeing as this is *the* spot to be seen in the LW social scene, I shall definately be having dinner here often. And hopefully with a certain Princess...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Just give me five minutes notice and you'll have the best seat in the house...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I could murder for a nice steak au poivre with grilled asparagus and mashed potatoes with a hint od garlic and apple.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
its yours
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Thanks!
Care to join me? Your portins are waay too large.
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Sure!
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[appears]
Ah, yes...I would like to make a reservation for next Thursday evening......
[host writes his information down]
[disappears after finalizing]
[ August 31, 2007, 02:56 AM: Message edited by: LARDLAD ROBOT ]
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[a chip is delivered to a reserved table]
[from the chip emerges a holographic image of the Lard Lad Robot]
[the image 'sits' and waits]
[thinks]I don't know how she will react to this. I was dutybound to accompany my friends on The Path, but I didn't want to cancel. So I compromised by having this holographic projector delivered. I'm here but not here at the same time.
[looks around nervously]
I hope she doesn't...how do they say..."Stand me up"?
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[checks internal chronometer]
I should not be so anxious. I am early.
[sees waiter]
Waiter! One lubrihol, please!
[waiter nods and goes to bar]
[checks internal chronometer again]
She will be here...
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[twiddles holographic thumbs, checks chronometer]
Still no sign...
Posted by Babette on :
Lard-bot, get your real butt over here right now, or I'm outta here.
Posted by Babette on :
So I'm a couple of par-secs late. I had to ensure that my virtue protocol was intact. Can't be acting inappropriately on my very first date.
Posted by Babette on :
Waiter, dear, may I have a gin and tonic?
Posted by Babette on :
Oh, who's paying? Um, I think it's Lard-bot. You know him right?
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[startled]
Yes, I've paid in advance.
I apologize, Miss Babette...but I am away on a mission of dire importance. But I am here in every way but physically. I wish to get to know you better...but I didn't want to let my friends down in their time of need either.
Please, Miss Bab-...please Babette, do not leave. Is not the purpose of this rendezvous to get to know each other better?
At least with my physical body not present, you know my intentions are sincere, yes?
Please...will you stay?
Posted by Babette on :
There seems to be a holographic image on the other side of the table. But it's clearly defective. Could this be the tired old "Send your holo while you party with the boys" schtick? If it is, I may have to decommission Lard-bot. I am a sentient and won't put up with this.
Posted by Babette on :
Mr. Lard-bot, perhaps another evening. I can equally amuse myself by cataloguing minutiae .
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Please stay...at least finish your drink and, perhaps, an appetizer?
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Did you receive the flowersI left at SHAKES?
Posted by Babette on :
Why no. I haven't been to SHAKES this evening.
Posted by Babette on :
I'll have an appetizer, if you will. How about the calamari? (I want to see how the hologram handles this).
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Oh dear...I suppose you didn't get them...
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
I've constructed a fairly sophisticated hologram, just for this occasion! See?
[drinks some lubrihol from his glass]
Tasty!
[grins]
Waiter! Some calamari, please!
So Babette...can you tell me a little about yourself?
Posted by Babette on :
Well silly me, I retired to the service closet last time we spoke to recharge my circuits for this evening. I left by the androids' entrance and lhaven't been back in SHAKES. That said, you are sweet. Now get your real self over here.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
I...okay!
[hologram vanishes, LLR appears in its place]
Better?
Posted by Babette on :
I don't have much of a history. I was created by Semi Transparent Fellow and Varalent, the most famous lovers of Legionworld, to work at SHAKES. They also created my brother-android, Troy, at the same time. Alas, for them, they were too clever and Troy and I exceeded their wildest dreams. Instead of servant droids, they created sentient artificial life, using the dna mapping protocol of 2432. Troy and I are a combination of Semi's and Vee's genetic make-up. You could say, we are their children.
What else would you like to know? Oh, by the way, both Troy and I have all of Semi's and Vee's abilities, including their fabulous taste and design skills.
Posted by Babette on :
Ooh, Lard-bot, you are substantial.
Posted by Babette on :
tee-hee
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Thank you!
[blushes]
Your history is very interesting!
As for myself, I am a bit of a puzzle. Lard Lad had me built and programmed shortly after the 52 Affair last year, apparently so I could replace him when he left Legion World and married Dru.
Supposedly, I was meant to function and act exactly as he. My powers reasonably mimic his, but I am told, I act virtually nothing like him. I am not sure if that is because of insufficient progamming or some other unknown factor.
Interestingly, if someone asks me my name, my automatic response is to say: "I am Who." But I have no answer for why that is.
Posted by Babette on :
"I am Who." Well, that is a mystery. You appear to have humanoid tissue covering your skeletal structure. Your corporeal attributes are pleasing - classic Arnold Schwarzenegger pectorals, deltoids, abs, gluts, triceps, biceps, ... and I'm sure I need not go on and on. But what is most striking about you, is that you have those soft green compassionate eyes, not to mention those sensuous Robert Downey lips. Lard-bot, I don't know your creator, but he did a damn fine job. You're a hot 'droid.
Posted by Babette on :
Oops, virtue protocol is mal-functioning.
Posted by Babette on :
More calimari?
Posted by Babette on :
My, you are the silent type aren't you? Well, I must be going. Time for my rejuvenation session. Come visit me sometime at SHAKES.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[blushes more brightly than ever]
Must you go?
Babette...my photo-receptors...my eyes have never beheld anything approaching your own beauty. Semi Transparent Fellow and Varalent must have loved you very much when they created you.
[his emotions flaring, he edges his hand halfway across the table in case she decides to touch it]
Babette, I have long been in search of a more proper name. Do you like "Lard-bot"? Or should I seek something else?
Posted by Babette on :
Oh, you've come back, perhaps, I can stay a moment longer. I think a more appropriate name for you would be Adonis. And... have you ever considered wearing a SHAKES silver thong (... and nothing else)? It would suit you. You've probably noticed that most Legionworlders wear a silver thong in their off time.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Lard Lad is said to wear one quite often.
I...suppose I could...if you would like!
[blushes]
Posted by Babette on :
You should. Lard-Adonis-bot, you are actually more handsome than Troy. It's a wonder that Cobalt hasn't tried to kill you.
Posted by Babette on :
And change that avatar. It looks nothing like you.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[smiles]
Yes, it is a wonder...as are you! I am having a delightful evening.
Are you?
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Any particular avatar in mind?
Posted by Babette on :
It is a delightful evening. And you are charming, Adonis-bot. As for your avatar, smoldering, yet compassionate good looks. To tell the truth, you look like that ancient, Clive Owen.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
[processing]
I shall endeavor to find an appropriate avatar, then. Is "Adonis-bot" your favorite choice for my name, or should I consider "Clive"?
Posted by Babette on :
Clive is sweet. No need to tell everyone you are an Adonis-bot. They'll all recognize that. Well, Clive, I must be going. I have to recharge the 'droid batteries -- so to speak.
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
Good night, sweet lady.
[gently takes her hand]
May I kiss your hand?
Posted by Babette on :
Thank you for a lovely evening, Clive-bot.,
Posted by LARDLAD ROBOT on :
My thanks to you, as well, sweet Babette...
[kisses her hand gently]
Posted by Werezompire Stu on :
I used to love dining at the Beacon -- it's been way too long since I've been here. Matty's chefs always have such creative menus, and it's always a pleasure when the proprietor himself is here greeting the guests.
[Stu enjoys a nice, medium-rare ribeye, with a side of roasted garlic fingerling potatoes]
Posted by Mattropolis on :
Maybe this place should re-open...
Posted by Mattropolis on :
But it is a new decade and I think a remodeling is in order...
Any suggestions?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Argentinean steakhouse!
Posted by Mattropolis on :
I was actually thinking of converting it to a hotel...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Blaze and I would check in, if you did.
For now, though, we're just enjoying the wonderful food (Arcturian rainbowbird, yum!) and the breathtaking view of the city.
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WOW! What more is there to say! Semi, you've really outdone yourself this time. ![[hug]](graemlins/hug.gif)
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Try it this way!