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Author Topic: Lardy's Lair Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Howdy and welcome to The f**' Lair! Why not grab a pizza or five and sit down in one of the many beanbags conveniently located all over the place. Don't worry about the plates and empty pizza boxes...you can just put 'em under one of the beanbags! Hey! What's your porn preference? Got twenty screens goin' constantly just ready to load up your porn of choice---man-on-woman, man-on-man, girl-on-girl, man-on-sheep---it's all here, folks! Feel free to, uh, express yourself if you want...no holds barred in the Lair! Like the thong? Oh, I see...couldn't see it under the overhang, eh? Actually, the inside of the thong has its own tessaract to contain 'Lardy, Jr.' You think the GUT's big...well, heh-heh.. Anyhoo, feel free to wear as little as you feel like. I know what it's like to suffer within the constraints of clothing <sigh>. Wetbar's over yonder...help yourself. Gotta nuther tessaract fulla more liquor than even the LMB could handle! Leavin' so soon? Well, come back soon and bring four or five little hotties with ya next time---and live life to its fattest! [/QB] [ October 03, 2009, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ] -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Ummm-- Lardy-- is that the Emerald Dildo of Ekron lying on that pizza box? -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Yep! Didn't I mention all the wonderful 'toys' I got around here? -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Oh, I forgot---amidst all those skin pics on the walls, you might notice the one with the two clothed guys eatin' pizza: It's the only known existing picture of me and EDE together! See, we are two separate guys! Okay...so maybe one of us looks like he's been pasted on. But it's authentic! Honest! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       Where did this insane notion that you & EDE are the same poster come from anyway? Someone would have to be a friggin' crackpot with too much time on their hands to think that! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Yeah...someone WOULD! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  MLLASH bite into the all-caps posted                       *tee hee!* -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/ Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Eryk Davis Ester Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe! posted                       Just droppin' by! Quite frankly, the decor isn't really my cup of tea. We really are very different people, Lardy! From: Liberty City | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Shyeah, right! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Faraway Lad Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James posted                        Faraway appears, throws two water bombs at Lardy (needed because of his size) and one at EDE who is also there, or is he????? "off I go again" -------------------- Faithfull From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  THE LABRADORIAN THE LEGIONS' GREATEST HERO posted                       hi i like your room, i like the pizza and the beanbags. Hope ya can drop by my house/room Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Awright, everybody...time to play, "let's fish out all of Lardy's excess navel lint!" Um, just kidding...unless it sounds like a good thing, of course.... -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Hi Lardy - I just dropped by with this delicious green salad and lo-fat dressing.... MY GOD!!! What are those women doing on that screen??!! Think I'll pull up a bean bag and watch a while - this could be very educational. -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Yeah...educational! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Hey! Anyone needs help popping their brewskis, feel free to use my navel as a bottle opener! [ July 19, 2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: LARDLAD ] -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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