Sorry couldn't help myself! Now I know I can never go back to the fucking DC boards! There's just no going back to **** or f---, etc.
[EDIT: Sorry Anthony and everyone else. But since the cartoon hit the airwaves and the Legion gained new, younger fans, this site has tried to respectful of that fact and not use profanity in topic titles so that parents didn't worry about their children visiting us.
So, despite my desires not to censor anyone...I'm forced to do so. - Nightcrawler]
[ September 26, 2008, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Thanks Lardy. I think.
But I know how you feel. I still have a time with the new DCMB but will check in there when I can.
And I won't abandon the TnT board either. Those guys were way too nice to us when we were looking for a home.
Posted by Dave on :
Lardy's standard first thread...again.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
And hopefully, the LAST fucking time I have to christen a new board!!!!
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
Oh, c'MON, Lardy-- you'll lift your leg in any old cyber-territory! Posted by LARDLAD on :
Guilty as fucking charged...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck!
*tee hee!* This's fun!
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Nuthin's more fun than 'fuck'in'!
Anyone disagree?
Posted by LARDLAD on :
What the fuck?!?! This fucking thread has been fucking inactive since my last fucking post?!?!
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I bet you thought this f'ing thread was dead, didn't you, you fucker.
Posted by LardLad on :
Is Quis trying to get me...
?
Posted by Pov on :
Quis made me fuckin' ... Posted by SharkLad on :
[makes prissy face]
I don't approve of such language ...
<prissy splash>
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
There goes our PG-11 rating.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
an 11-year-old Phantom Girl should not be anywhere near Lardy in the first place.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Why? As a Phantom, it is not like he can f'ing touch her.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Remember when Tinya phased through Darkseid and was afflicted by his chilly presence? Same thing; different sernsation. No place for a pre-teen.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but this is what I think...
Click Here For A SpoilerFUCK Posted by Stu Rat on :
(a flying fuck)
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu Rat: Maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but this is what I think...
Click Here For A SpoilerFUCK
My response:
Click Here For A SpoilerFUCK, YEAH!!![ Posted by LardLad on :
Gotta admit, I laughed so f'ing hard this morning when I saw Quis had bumped this old thread of all things! Posted by LardLad on :
(By the way, the sentiment from this thread's title is no less true over five years later! )
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: Gotta admit, I laughed so f'ing hard this morning when I saw Quis had bumped this old thread of all things!
I figured "what the fuck."
Posted by Pov on :
Sometimes you just gotta say "What the fuck." -Joel Goodsen, Risky Business Posted by LardLad on :
Sometimes...fuck happens.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
This revival has more f'ing posts that the original run.
WTF is up with that?
Posted by LardLad on :
Maybe we're all more willing to embrace our inner fucker?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Or we all just no longer give a fuck.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
SNAFU!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Phoque!
(On the French LW boards, this thread would be about seals.)
Posted by dedman on :
(channelling Garth Ennis)
Posted by superboymddjr on :
LOL! but I cannot use the cuss because I am a member of the website - www.nocussing.com - so I wanna say that this place ROCKS! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by superboymddjr: LOL! but I cannot use the cuss because I am a member of the website - www.nocussing.com - so I wanna say that this place ROCKS!
I wonder how many of the membership form have cusses in the comment section.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Sprock.
Posted by LardLad on :
Does posting on this "fucking" thread make superboymddjr guilty by association?
Posted by LardLad on :
And do members of nocussing.com wear a special ring to signify their commitment to not "fuck"?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
How the fuck should I know?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I do have to say that in real life, I usually don't swear.
Funny story (at least I think so)
When I was a teller, I was balancing out my drawer. The teller next to me, Eric, was just jabbering away at me and it was interferring with what I was doing. So I turned to him and said very quietly "Eric, shut the fuck up."
The look on his face was priceless. He immediately starts saying "Did you hear what Rob said? He said 'fuck'." And no one believed him.
Posted by SharkLad on :
Who the fuck is Rob?
Posted by dedman on :
more importantly.....
ALICE ALICE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
"Fuck you!... Fuck you... Fuck you... Fuck the lot of you... Fuck you all!"
-David Mamet
Posted by LardLad on :
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, With a long and shiny blade! 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo! And if you try to fuck with me, Then I shall fuck you too!
from "Kickapoo" from Tenacious D's Pick of Destiny soundtrack
Posted by Stu Rat on :
This thread: the final fuck-tier of Legion World obscenity.
Posted by LardLad on :
We’ll just take it like it comes. One Fuck at a Time.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Those would make for some kick-ass "alternative" wedding vows.
Posted by LardLad on :
I suppose the whole song I adapted those lyrics from would be appropriate.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Wasn't One Fuck at a Time the name of a sitcom starring Bonnie Fucklin?
Posted by LardLad on :
And Valerie Fuckinelli, who later married Eddie fuckin' Van Halen!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
And whatever happened to their co-star, Fuckenzie Phillips?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
(Shit, this thread is cracking me up! )
Posted by LardLad on :
How the fuck should I know? Maybe she married Pat Fuckington who played Schneider.
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Norman Lear was involved with a lot of memorable sitcoms, including The Jeffucksons, Sanfuck and Son, All in the Fuckily, Archie Fucker's Place, and Fuckwood 2 Night, as well as some I'd never heard of before -- such as All's Fuck.
Posted by LardLad on :
Don't forget Good Fucks and Diff'rent Fucks.
Posted by LardLad on :
And, of course, The Fucks of Life!
Posted by Stu Rat on :
Is it Diff'rent Fucks, or Diff'uck Strokes?
Posted by Stu Rat on :
"What'chu fucking 'bout, Willis?"
Posted by Stu Rat on :
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: And, of course, The Fucks of Life!
I think The Fucks of Life really "fucked the shark" after Mrs. Fuckett left the school and opened her store, Edna's Fuckibles.
Posted by LardLad on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu Rat:
quote:Originally posted by LardLad: And, of course, The Fucks of Life!
I think The Fucks of Life really "fucked the shark" after Mrs. Fuckett left the school and opened her store, Edna's Fuckibles.
Posted by LardLad on :
And of course, when all the girls started getting fatter than Fuckalie! Posted by Stu Rat on :
Did you know that the theme song to The Fucks of Life was composed in part by Alan Fucke -- who later appeared on the sitcom Fucking Pains?
Posted by LardLad on :
Knowing that, I suddenly want to fucking wipe that theme song from my fucking BRAIN! I mean Alan FUCKE wrote it?!?!
What the fuck?!?! Posted by Stu Rat on :
The theme song to Diff'rent Fucks (or Diff'uck Strokes) was also composed in part by Alan Fucke -- and he sang it, too! Posted by Stu Rat on :
(Keep in mind that this information is from Fuckipedia.)
Posted by LardLad on :
If I ever have to hear him sing again, promise to fuckin' kill me!!! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
fuck no! Why should you get any fucking relief and the rest of us have to fucking suffer?
Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does.
Posted by dedman on :
Fuk this thread, all this cussing makes my fucking sick!
Posted by LardLad on :
But not nearly as sick as all this buzz about Legion World needing a fucking talking dolphin! What the fuck?!?!? Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Don't fuck with dolphins. PETA will be on yer arse like a dingleberry.
Posted by LardLad on :
Don't EVEN fuckin' DARE me!!!!
I'll fuckin' bitchslap wonna those conceited fuckers if they so much as even fuckin' LOOK at me!!!! Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hmmm. I thought this was the thread in which I gave the Imperial March theme an all-"fuck" makeover. Guess not. I wonder where I did that...
Also....
quote:Originally posted by Stu: Did you know that the theme song to The Fucks of Life was composed in part by Alan Fucke -- who later appeared on the sitcom Fucking Pains?
...I fucking miss Stu! Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
And I fucking miss his cousin, Suup.
Sorry, I couldn't fucking resist.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: And I fucking miss his cousin, Suup.
Sorry, I couldn't fucking resist.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
I really fucking like some songs by that English new wave band from the fucking 80s, the Fuxx.
Stand or fuck State your fucking piece tonight Posted by Lard Lad on :
I never saw (or read) Fuck Everlasting.
(Seriously, if this was never the title of a porno, those porn guys really missed the fucking boat! )
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Oh, my fucking God, my MOTHER fucking loves Fuck Everlasting! Posted by Lard Lad on :
.......
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
^(I just fucking realized what I fucking posted without fucking thinking.)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
^And 2 posts ago that was me showing a fucking rare moment of restraint! Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
This thread fucking reminds me of this fucking album cover (NOT FUCKING WORK SAFE):
Unused caption: Me so fucking horny! Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Unused caption: Me so fucking horny!
That's fucking wild!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
So...people at work would be offended by pictures of rhinos fucking? Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Depends.
Which fucking reminds me, several years ago there was a meme of a rhino shitting live on camera while a plummy voice comments, "You see a steaming pile of rhino dung..."
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Hmmm...bet that was a big fuckin' pile!
Bet rhino weiners are big.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(er, not speculating about LW's Rhino, btw... )
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(...or am I? )
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
I fucking swear that never crossed my fucking mind!
BTFW, I fucking bumped Rhino's Charo thread in Anywhere Machine with what I thought was a fucking hilarious picture of Charo's heiress apparent, Sofia Vergara. I'm still fucking waiting for replies...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: BTFW, I fucking bumped Rhino's Charo thread in Anywhere Machine with what I thought was a fucking hilarious picture of Charo's heiress apparent, Sofia Vergara. I'm still fucking waiting for replies...
Well, you gots some fucking replies, now! careful whatcha fuckin' ask for! Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
I couldn't be more fucking pleased! Posted by Lard Lad on :
Nice fucking spin-off thread, btw.
Say, did we ever start something like an "All-Doo-doo Thread" or somesuch? If not, it's fucking high-time, ain't it?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
(BTW, this thread has been watched by fucking dozens of posters and lurkers since we started this back-and-forth tonight, but I guess they've all been too fucking intimidated to fucking join in!)
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Say, did we ever start something like an "All-Doo-doo Thread" or somesuch? If not, it's fucking high-time, ain't it?
Hang on a sec, I'll do a fucking search.
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