I’ll just put my DVDS over here and sort out my porn… erm.. history of art collection in this corner.
The removal men should be arriving soon with the 52 inch plasma screen home cinema holo system, and I’m sure Pov will be around soon to help me cable up the cameras into the women’s showers
Now if anyone wants directions to the Faraway residence, start by going up to Losers room, follow the secret tunnel to the Hootchie hut, go past the bar trying hard not to wake Loser, then turn left, go on for a few alternative dimensions, before looking out for a rainbow, don’t go over it but rather turn right and passing a leprechaun and his pot of gold, take the subway to vanishing point. There may be a short delay whilst you need to wait for a reality altering event to trundle by on the slow line, but pick up a waverider express for six stops. Get out at the end of time and ask the Trapper for the key to the Rock of eternity. Take this and unlock the door in the backside of the trousers of eternity, take a left through senior widebottoms pantaloons and immediately after this another left to find yourself in a long corridor. Go to the end knock twice and ask for me.
Of course I may be out if so please call back.
Now whos up for a housewarming? Don’t forget to carry plenty of beer with you. Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Whoa, dude!
I got lost. I had to bribe the Trapper with the six pack that I had brought just to get directions to Bamf back home. I'll try to come back if Grey or Dawny can guide me. Where's Shikari and a Thresold when you need one.
[ July 08, 2003, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<Pant, pant, pant>>
I may get there... someday! Where's a threshold when you need it...
Posted by matlock on :
Well. The leprechaun stole half my beer, and they wouldn't take my transfer at the Subway, and I think I took a wrong turn in the pantaloons - don't ask. Anyway, I see the movers have been here, and the home theater is pretty awesome. But why is it only showing "art films?"
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
It's all about the pants, isn't it?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler: Whoa, dude!
I got lost. I had to bribe the Trapper with the six pack that I had brought just to get directions to Bamf back home. I'll try to come back if Grey or Dawny can guide me. Where's Shikari and a Thresold when you need one.
That Trappers a real pain, and he always keeps the good stuff and turns up with the cheapo beer.
I give Grey a shout see if he can get you here
[ July 08, 2003, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: Faraway Lad ]
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: <<Pant, pant, pant>>
I may get there... someday! Where's a threshold when you need it...
Sorry KP for some reason Thresholds cant get over the rainbow. Just keep on truckin I'll try to save some food for you, keeping warm in the oven Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by matlock: Well. The leprechaun stole half my beer, and they wouldn't take my transfer at the Subway, and I think I took a wrong turn in the pantaloons - don't ask. Anyway, I see the movers have been here, and the home theater is pretty awesome. But why is it only showing "art films?"
they are part of my "special" collection only to be shown to certain close friends Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: It's all about the pants, isn't it?
Getting into or out of the pants TD my dear Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Can I buy a map or do I have to sign up for the group tour?
Posted by matlock on :
I think you have to go it alone, one of those "heroic journey" type deals.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Can I buy a map or do I have to sign up for the group tour?
In return for "certain favours" I can use the faraway force to bring you directly here
[ July 08, 2003, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Faraway Lad ]
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by matlock: I think you have to go it alone, one of those "heroic journey" type deals.
Despite all those "art house" movies I guess I just prefer the one to one approach Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Okay, I know I got lost on my way here. I swear I saw Nardo taking a room down the hall. Next thing you know I'll see that rotten brother of mine taking up residence here!
BTW, Faraway I hope you got that package okay. I saw they attempted delivery but you weren't home at the time.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Mysterious package has finally arrived and is taking pride of place in my room. (and I only charge two credits a visit to view them)
I started a hero clix thread over at legion direct as well as I guess some of us, naming no names, may want to talk about that as well. Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Just bought those Giffen postcards from e bay and am spending some time putting them up on the wall. So if anyone wants to see them...
just be careful of the transdimensional doorway that leads to Senior Widebottoms pantaloons down the hall way
Posted by the boy with UltraPowers on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Just bought those Giffen postcards from e bay and am spending some time putting them up on the wall. So if anyone wants to see them...
just be careful of the transdimensional doorway that leads to Senior Widebottoms pantaloons down the hall way
i got those postcards a while back off E-Bay [ also !! ] .... there are the 'Five Year Gap' ones ???
they're cool !!!
Matthew.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by the boy with UltraPowers: .... there are the 'Five Year Gap' ones ???
they're cool !!!
Matthew. [/QB]
that they are matthew that they are
I had seen them on a web site somewhere or other, but to be honest they are much better in the flesh so to speak.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Ouch eek ouch,
Walks around room naked covered in cream holding out arms.
Nothing to do with the sunburn, just been hanging out in Lardys room Posted by Faraway Lad on :
I really hot and bothered. I'm bored theres nothing on the holo and most of my legion pals are still at work. Harumph!
I know what I'll do
Quickly runs over to kitchen and starts to fill left over party balloons with water.
"now whos room shall I visit first" Posted by Kid Prime on :
You'll be getting yours soon enough.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: You'll be getting yours soon enough.
I rather hope so, i've not had any female company for a long time. Ohh, I see thats not what you mean.
Anyway, given the directions to get here, whos going to come over here to give it to me Posted by LABRADORIAN on :
hi nice room hope ya drop by mine
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
After spending a thousand years wandering the Phantom Zone, finding this place was a snap. (Even the Trapper let me pass. I guess killing him taught him some manners.)
Nice postcards, Faraway.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: After spending a thousand years wandering the Phantom Zone, finding this place was a snap. (Even the Trapper let me pass. I guess killing him taught him some manners.)
Nice postcards, Faraway.
Well I guess killing a huge undying force of nature does kinda make you someone to respect ...sir... Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Just bumpin this onto the front page or else even I cant find my way to my own room Posted by Faraway Lad on :
I thought I’d share the news that I just won Superboy 86 (the 4th legion appearance) from ebay. It was a bit pricey, but I guess that’s what happens when you try to buy a 1961 comic. Cant wait to get my hands on it.
[ August 04, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Faraway Lad ]
Posted by Varalent on :
They sure can be. I've picked a few old ones myself on eBay. Sometimes, if the seller is unfamiliar with comics, you can pick up some great ones at a bargin, but those are getting scarcer & scarcer.
BTW, enjoy #86!
V
Posted by STU on :
From far away, across the waves...
Can you hear me?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<'ports in>
Faraway? Darden? Are you here?
You weren't at HQ, and as memory serves, this was your place. I remember it was a lot bigger and more expansive than it appears to be, so you may be here somewhere. And even if not, this place has a special connection with your power that makes it possible to contact you even when you're out.
I've heard you've shown some interest in the concerns I've raised about Cobalt. I know the three of us used to have a very tight friendship, so I hope you'll be open to hear what I have to say...
At your office there's an extensive report from LGH and Doctor One affirming that I'm who I say I am and that I'm quite sane...so I hope you'll help me.
Cobalt's dangerous, Darden. He murdered me, I swear it! And he needs to stand trial for that and his role in what happened to Slim's planet, for starters...
<looks around>
Do you hear me, old friend?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
didn't he have another place, too?
keep digging through the archives, Lardy. I'm almost certain he had another room in more recent usage than this old place.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lardy...need to find out if we're in the proper time...
<looks up>
<smiles>
Well, well, fellow fugitive. Luck has gone our way. We're in the farthest place possible for someone to find us.
This is Castle Faraway!
I've theorized that somehow Justin Thyme sent Faraway Lad and Gigglebot Girl somewhere far away, as getting rid of the LMB leader would cause some further problems. Might be worth it to take a minute to explore. And get some ginger ale and crackers for our stomachs...
Posted by LardLad on :
Crackers and ginger ale! Om nom nom!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
I don't want to wreck Far's Ancestral Home... So...
There, that will do nicely...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (I'll need to end this quick...)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<drinks ginger ale>
No sign of Faraway. Place has been deserted.
Lardy, I know they can't track me, but likely they can track you, after you've been held in a security office cell. If Space Ranger gets here, I'm telling you, be ready. There is no LMBer I'd rather not fight now. In battle, he's ferocious and pretty direct--no dillydallying or making himself look good. He'll try to take us out.
Right now, we need to find Numbnuts the Semi-Incomprehensible, and find out which LMBer may be under Justin Thyme's control. If we could get ahold of Jailbait Lass, she might be able to help...
<gathers some more crackers>
We need as much supplies as we can get. This is go time big guy. We're on the real run here...it doesn't get much more exciting than this!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: <Exits Hyperbolic Orbit 500 feet above Castle Faraway. Scans Castle with x-ray vision>
I don't want to wreck Far's Ancestral Home... So...
There, that will do nicely...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (I'll need to end this quick...)
He's here! Get ready!
<magnetic globe around him, all of the hundreds of ancestral weaponry throughout the Castle begin floating around Cobalt>
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!!! Like Major OOPSIE!!!!
<giggle>
[ February 25, 2009, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Comes up from the catacombs benieth the castle>
<Hits Lardy From Behind driving him thru the floating weaponry and into Cobalt before either of them realize hes even there, taking the three of them out thru the large window and into the courtyard below. Both Lardy and Cobalt are stunned but not unconscious.>
I'm giving both of you one chance to surrender...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (I won't ask nicely a second time...)
Posted by LardLad on :
Ranger...
<erects Lard Forcefield>
...we're all being duped here! This Justin Thyme is behind everything somehow! We need to stop fighting each other and get to the bottom of this!!!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
OOC Post...
Ignore the Brat... She hates to be left out of anything...
Pick up from the SR post...
End OOC...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<**Deja Vue all over again**>
<Comes up from the catacombs benieth the castle>
<Hits Lardy From Behind driving him thru the floating weaponry and into Cobalt before either of them realize hes even there, Grabs the two of them and smashes the three of them out of the room thru the large window and into the courtyard below. Both Lardy and Cobalt are stunned but not unconscious.>
I'm giving both of you one chance to surrender...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (I won't ask nicely a second time...)
Posted by LardLad on :
Surrender THIS!
<blasts him with powerful Lard Force beam>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Uses super breath --while flying backwards-- to encase Lardy from the neck down in a block of ice.>
Okay No Surrender, Then?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Please accept this BEAT-DOWN in the manner which it is given...)
Posted by LardLad on :
<'ports out of ice and appears behind Ranger, grappling from behind>
Nope!
<blasts Ranger in the ears point blank>
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
<Steps out of Tesseract Portal with My Wee Fem>
Ohmygod! Quick, like over here...
[ February 25, 2009, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: Everyday Girl ]
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Throws himself forward and rolls into a ball just as Lardy blasts him in the ears, Lardy flies over his head and lands flat on his back, but the Ranger is momentarially stunned>
Nice Shot Lardy... But no bingo...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just give me a split second...)
Posted by LardLad on :
*ungh* I fight dirty, Ranger!
<looks over at Cobalt and sees he's still stunned>
Looks like I gotta go the first few rounds...
Hmmm...not any fat cells to drain from you, Ranger...maybe this one'll be mano y mano...
<blue Lard Force grow surrounds him and greatly enhances strength>
...time to hiy ya while yer down!
<charges and hits Ranger full boar in the face>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Rolls with Lardy's charge and throws himself backwards, managing to turn Lardy so that he lands heavily on top of him. He gets in a short right fist to the ribs and a chopping left to Lardy's eye before a Lard force burst throws him away from Lardy...>
You're tougher than I thought... Give up before I stop Holding Back...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Crap, did I just see the girls?)
Posted by LardLad on :
<wipes eye, grins>
You think I'm not holding back?
<blasts him into the stratosphere>
<approaches Cobalt>
C'MON, Des--snap out of it! We can take him down a lot quicker together!
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
Brit, Cobie is still on the ground over there...
I've got the non-metallic handcuffs and leg-irons...
Posted by LardLad on :
Not so fast, girls...
<erects Lard Force bubble around Brit and My>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Flies back down like a missile aiming directly for Lardy, Blasts into him and drives him thru a stone wall...>
MY, BRITT... Get into the castle... you two have no business here...
Turns back to Lardy who is already back on his feet...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod!
<Runs over to Cobie and roughly turns him onto his belly pulling his hands behind his back and his feet up. In seconds his ankles and wrists are tie-wrapped together...>
Like please stay down Mr Cobalt, please don't make me use the plastic bullets...
Posted by LardLad on :
Get some!
<'ports behind Ranger, blasts him in the ears again & 'ports him to LW's core>
*huff* Oughta occupy him for a minute...
<turns to Cobalt>
COME ON, DES!!!
Posted by My Wee Fem on :
<Runs toward the castle until she is out of Lardy's sight, then circles around behind him.>
<Slides Katana's out of sheaths>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<magnetically tosses everyday girl into the nearby river>
Sorry Brit, but you better cool down...
*cough* (still injured from before...)
<as Ranger and Lardy battle, Cobalt magnetically uses all of his momentum so tons of iron appear with his crushing blow, as he lands a complete sucker-shot to the back of Space Ranger's head>
Know you felt that one, Ranger. First rule of being Chief of Security--never play fair!
Posted by LardLad on :
<senses My>
Ah-ah, My! Those lovely lady humps don't get you a free pass!
<swats katanas out of her hands>
Y'know, when this is over, I might ask you out!
<'ports behind My, grabs her, 'ports her a mile away>
Bye!
<'ports back, does same with Brit>
Bondage ill befits you, sweetie!
<'ports back to Cobalt>
Finally!
How do you think they're tracking me, Des?
[ February 25, 2009, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: LardLad ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by My Wee Fem: <Runs toward the castle until she is out of Lardy's sight, then circles around behind him.>
<Slides Katana's out of sheaths>
<magnetically rips katanas out and sends them miles away> Sorry My...
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! That's so like not FAIR!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I'm up, Lardy, I'm up...I told you this would be tough...should have told you I'm supposed to still be bed-ridden...healing powers aren't working on myself for some reason...
<coughs blood>
Sorry 'Ranger...
<kicks him in the ribs while he's down, using magnetism to enhance strength>
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Everyday Girl: Ohmygod! Des is like tied up...
<Points Twin 9mm Baretta VLK's at Lardy>
And you need to kiss the ground, LIKE RIGHT NOW!
Sorry Brit, but you need to get with it--you'll be okay once you swim to shore!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lardy, whatever you do, don't harm Everyday Girl or My Whee Fem. Don't even hit them. They're just doing the job I helped train them to do.
Space Ranger can handle it though
<hits the skies at full speed>
Startin' to feel better already...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Bursts up out of the ground looking for Lardy...>
Where are the girls?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (IF THEY'RE HURT, NOTHING WILL STOP ME...)
Posted by LardLad on :
They're safe, n00b!
Let's charge him, Des!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Easy Ranger, you know we'd never hurt My and Brit. Though I give Brit more credit than you ever would since you baby her...
<leaps onto his back, punching him again with a sucker-shot>
Posted by LardLad on :
<at the same time, Lardy gets him in the breadbasket>
Posted by Space Ranger on :
Throws himself backwards smashing Cobie into the ground then leaps at Lardy...
Truth and justice shall Prevail! (But it's gonna hurt)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
They're using Security Office protocols and weaponry against us--all of it designed and approved by me!
Lets stay with the Ranger, Lardy. Ranger, I know you're holding back. We don't want to hurt you either (despite kicking you in the ribs and stuff).
You need to let me and Lardy go...this is not just for us, but Abin and Pagan too...
<turns to My Whee Fem>
And you too, My. We're doing this for you too.
Posted by LardLad on :
Yeah, I don't wanna hurt you either!
<punches him in the gut again>
Really!
<another one to the chin>
des, do you think they're tracking me with something in my clothes?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yes, they definitely are tracking you with something. Hopefully its in your clothes--or at least otherwise you have a good case of them violating your rights.
<flies by again, magnetically crashing into the Ranger>
We need to get somewhere ASAP where we can have all such devices removed. But that means someone with the know-how who we know will help us...
Posted by Space Ranger on :
I'm not letting anybody Go Cobie...
For once you're going to answer for your arrogant bullshit...
You put six security officers in the hospital today... Enough is enough...
Stand down now... Or Else...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (You won't like me when I'm angry)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Arrogant bullshit--Ranger, please! I've only ever been as full of it as my partner, who happened to be you for a long time. I'm not playing around lightly with people's lives or health.
We're in some very real danger! All of us!
You trusted me once--you and Sarya both! Remember Thora? Remember Dark STU? This is like those times...
Posted by LardLad on :
Well, if it's clothes...
<'ports out of them>
...that's taken care of! <grins>
We need to get him outta super-hearing range, so you can tell me where I can take us!
Ready for a tag-team mega-punch?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
You got it
<tag-team mega punch in action!>
Posted by LardLad on :
CHARGE!!!!
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Staggers>
You used to care about the little guys...
What happened?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Next time no warnings...)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<both of them knock Space Ranger back>
Be careful now, My Whee Fem and Everyday Girl are still around here somewhere...
<both flying in the air>
There are a ton of places we can go on Legion World, but unfortunately where we need to be is the main city--the most dangerous place possible for us!
Maybe we can get to Rocky...would he help you again? I know you've asked so much of him. But at least we'd have a place to start...
...and we have friends in the capital city of course...
Here comes Ranger again.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Space Ranger: <Staggers>
You used to care about the little guys...
What happened?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Next time no warnings...)
Ranger, all I've ever cared about is the people of Legion World.
I have no family. I have no home. I have nothing but Legion World and the LMB. And I'm going to try to save it. Including your own family, the House of Quank.
This is for all of them.
Lardy when I say something I need you to repeat it immediately, you hear me? And we'll go from there...
Posted by LardLad on :
Yes...Rocky will help us, and they won't be able to touch us there, either.
[ February 25, 2009, 06:26 PM: Message edited by: LardLad ]
Posted by Space Ranger on :
<Falls short...>
It's not over...
I don't care Cobalt, it's not over...
<Falls>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (It'll never be over...)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<teleporting away>
I'm going to need your help soon, Ranger...and the rest of you.
Please trust me, like you once did...
For Legion World...
Posted by Legolas on :
Greetings, all.
I, Prince Legolas, have taken temporary possession of six Legion World properties.
In each of those six you will find a form that looks, acts and talk like me. In all ways of perceiving, whether scientific, magickal or psionic, all six will seem equally identical. All your detection techniques will identify all of them as me - or none of them.
Of these six, five are elaborate simulacrums, constructs that will totally suck the life (and other) energies of any who interfere with them, whether by touch, distance attack or even a simple mind probe. These are based on the magickal technologies of the Z'xyc'hians, and you may recall the spatio-temperal implosions of their own doings that ended their very existence.
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