Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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So can I get my own room here as well?
I’ll just put my DVDS over here and sort out my porn… erm.. history of art collection in this corner.
The removal men should be arriving soon with the 52 inch plasma screen home cinema holo system, and I’m sure Pov will be around soon to help me cable up the cameras into the women’s showers
Now if anyone wants directions to the Faraway residence, start by going up to Losers room, follow the secret tunnel to the Hootchie hut, go past the bar trying hard not to wake Loser, then turn left, go on for a few alternative dimensions, before looking out for a rainbow, don’t go over it but rather turn right and passing a leprechaun and his pot of gold, take the subway to vanishing point. There may be a short delay whilst you need to wait for a reality altering event to trundle by on the slow line, but pick up a waverider express for six stops. Get out at the end of time and ask the Trapper for the key to the Rock of eternity. Take this and unlock the door in the backside of the trousers of eternity, take a left through senior widebottoms pantaloons and immediately after this another left to find yourself in a long corridor. Go to the end knock twice and ask for me.
Of course I may be out if so please call back.
Now whos up for a housewarming? Don’t forget to carry plenty of beer with you.
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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I got lost. I had to bribe the Trapper with the six pack that I had brought just to get directions to Bamf back home. I'll try to come back if Grey or Dawny can guide me. Where's Shikari and a Thresold when you need one.
[ July 08, 2003, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
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Well. The leprechaun stole half my beer, and they wouldn't take my transfer at the Subway, and I think I took a wrong turn in the pantaloons - don't ask. Anyway, I see the movers have been here, and the home theater is pretty awesome. But why is it only showing "art films?"
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It's all about the pants, isn't it?
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Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler: Whoa, dude!
I got lost. I had to bribe the Trapper with the six pack that I had brought just to get directions to Bamf back home. I'll try to come back if Grey or Dawny can guide me. Where's Shikari and a Thresold when you need one.
That Trappers a real pain, and he always keeps the good stuff and turns up with the cheapo beer.
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Faraway Lad
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quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: <<Pant, pant, pant>>
I may get there... someday! Where's a threshold when you need it...
Sorry KP for some reason Thresholds cant get over the rainbow. Just keep on truckin I'll try to save some food for you, keeping warm in the oven
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Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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quote:Originally posted by matlock: Well. The leprechaun stole half my beer, and they wouldn't take my transfer at the Subway, and I think I took a wrong turn in the pantaloons - don't ask. Anyway, I see the movers have been here, and the home theater is pretty awesome. But why is it only showing "art films?"
they are part of my "special" collection only to be shown to certain close friends
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Faraway Lad
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quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: It's all about the pants, isn't it?
Getting into or out of the pants TD my dear
-------------------- Faithfull
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Okay, I know I got lost on my way here. I swear I saw Nardo taking a room down the hall. Next thing you know I'll see that rotten brother of mine taking up residence here!
BTW, Faraway I hope you got that package okay. I saw they attempted delivery but you weren't home at the time.
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Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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Mysterious package has finally arrived and is taking pride of place in my room. (and I only charge two credits a visit to view them)
I started a hero clix thread over at legion direct as well as I guess some of us, naming no names, may want to talk about that as well.
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