You guys are the best! I'm just settling in.... I'm not sure whether to unpack some boxes, connect my cable, or run around the showers naked!
I guess Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad are the founding members of our Legion over here... I'm excited to be in on the Adventure-Era of our new board!
(P.S. Can I have my avatar icon I've been using on the Jolly Roger board the past couple weeks?)
[ July 07, 2006, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Go and take a look KP. It should be there now.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Scott, you RULE!!!!
Thanks man! I gott ago for awhile and do stuff, but I'll be back before the board cools down!
Posted by the boy with UltraPowers on :
Hey guy's can i get a room ??
Matthew.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Hey Jeffey! I came by to check out your TRANSFORMERS collection!
I don't know much about them, so it would be so nice if you would please describe each single character in detail!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Just remember, you asked...
Posted by MLLASH on :
I'll just make myself comfortable on your bed while you begin your presentation...!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Are girls allowed? This is like first day back at the dorm.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's ALL coed here at Legion World! Bring it on!
Posted by matlock on :
Please tell me we don't have those unisex bathrooms!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<Moving over to my Transformers collection, laser pointer in hand>>
As for background information, all you really need to know is this: there is a planet of technology and machinery named Cybertron. The residents of this robotic world are called the Transformers. They are, for the most part, loyal to the heroic Autobots or the evil Decepticons. Now, their eons-old war has moved to engulf the planet Earth as well.
1. Optimus Prime
Once, Optimus Prime was a young courier named Orion Pacs. He was very admiring of the Decepticons for their speed and style, but this all changed when a newly-built Megatron betrayed and used him, destroying his city, his friends, and his home. He tried to defend his home and friends as best he could, but he was no match for the awesome power of Megatron. Near death, he was brought to the oldest of all Autobots, Alpha Trion, who sensed something quite special in the courageous and sensitive youth. Alpha Trion rebuilt Orion and renamed him. He also passed on to the young Autobot the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, which had been without a worthy owner for centuries. Gifted with a new form and the power of the Matrix, Optimus Prime rallied the remains of the Autobots and fought Megatron and the Decepticons to a standoff lasting for millenia... until an accident stranded Optimus Prime with his Autobots on Earth.
Optimus Prime is the greatest leader of the Autobots. Thousands of years of war have purified his raw courage and ability into a fighting force that is quite simply unequalled. As a leader, he is unwavering in his goal... to rid the galaxy of the evil of the Decepticons for all time. No sacrifice is too great in the pursuit of this goal, but he asks of no other Autobot the awesome sacrifices he makes of himself. The Autobots love Prime as a father and a brother, and follow him unwaveringly because of the power of his will and determination.
Now that the Cybertronian Wars have spread to the planet Earth, Prime has billions of new charges on his hands... and the burden of protecting the humans of Earth as he fights the Decepticons is never far from his mind. Megatron is quite aware of this, and uses this fact to his advantage with alacrity. If Prime has any weakness at all, they stem from his compassion and concern for the safety of all who he has sworn to protect, both Autobot and human.
Posted by matlock on :
So, KP, what do you make of "Armada?" Because honestly it confuses and bothers me.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist (sigh.) I love the old series and characters... though I appreciate them continuing the Transformers in some way, it's just not the same. Nowhere close. (Though I AM excited about the Unicron toy coming out in a month... I may watch the cartoon just to see what they do with him!)
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
So what's your opinion on Transformers: The Movie? I thought it was kind of cool, but ultimately was what destroyed the cartoon/toy line. It just didn't feel the moved into the future. Hmm... probably comparisons to be drawn here with the post-Five Year Gap Legion...
Posted by matlock on :
KP, I'm relieved to hear you don't care for it. I'd have felt bad coming into your place and badmouthing it if you had liked it!
Anyway, when they transform and they don't actually resemble everyday items like cars or whatnot, it sorta defeats the whole purpose. I'd as soon watch "Gobots."
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yeah... it also really BUGS me in Armada when they transform, they say "Transform!" like they have to TELL themselves to transform. And what about the old cool transforming noise? That was one of the coolest things!
Eryk, let me get my thoughts together regarding the movie... I'll post on it later tonight.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Heh. "Gobots..."
:-)
Posted by matlock on :
You have no idea how long I had to wrack my brain for that bad memory...
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I liked the Transformers movie a lot. It wasn't as good once they got rid of Optimus and Megatron, but I liked the more brutal depiction of the Autobot / Decepticon war and the animation was great for the most part and hey, it gave us that immortal themesong "The Touch" (you've got the touch! You're got the power!! oh yeah...)
"Light our darkest hour..."
Posted by Kid Prime on :
My thoughts on the movie...
It opened up very cool, showing Unicron in all his planet-devouring glory. I agree with Drake regarding most of the music. Sure, it was all 80's synthesized power-pop, but "The Touch" was a GREAT theme song (anybody remember its appearence in Boogie Nights? I almost fell out of my seat), as well as "Dare."
The voice acting was very solid. Judd Nelson, Robert Stack, Leonard Nimoy, and Orson Welles, in addition to the regular marvelous cast of the cartoon. The animation was good, sometimes great.
The positives:
The first 20-30 minutes of the film are dynamite, and frankly nail-biting if you loved the cartoon, since you honestly didn't know which Autobot was going to buy the farm next.
The moment when Optimus Prime steps out of the Autobot cruiser and says "Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost!" and then proceeds to kick the ENTIRE Decepticon army's collective ass on the way to his ultimate knock-down drag-out fight with Megatron is the greatest sequence in the entirety of the 20-year history of the Transformers.
"Ow, my foot!" Putting Starscream in situations where he whines like a little schoolgirl is always great fun.
Whoever choreographed the fight sequences in the movie did a great job.
The new characters (Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Springer, Arcee, Kup, Blurr) were all wonderful, and great additions to the cast.
The negatives:
Too much carnage, which led to unfortunately never seeing most of the pre-movie characters ever again.
Prime's death. Though it was very emotional and worked in the context of the movie, it was probably the worst move the producers ultimately ever made.
Wheelie. 'Nuff Said. He bugs me still today.
The movie was the first time Grimlock the professional comedian and softy came out to play, and he stayed in that mode throughout the rest of the series. I preferred him as a bad-ass.
Daniel. Was there EVER any human more useless throughout the series?
In closing, Eryk, I love the movie because it meant a lot to me as a kid, and I honestly like the post-movie episodes of the series for their more cosmic feel and scope (though nothing is as good as the first season)... but did the Transformers ultimately jump the shark with the release of the movie?
Unfortunately, probably so. But I still love the movie.
[ July 08, 2003, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
What'd you think of "Beast Wars"? I watched it a few times and it seemed as though they were getting into some philosophical stuff about Cybertron (didn't Marv Wolfman work on it?), but I couldn't get into the computer art or the fact that they turned into animals instead of cars (call me old fashioned).
Posted by Kid Prime on :
At first, I HATED the show, but when I realized they were tying it into continuity by having the Animal-bots come to Earth AFTER the Ark crashed but BEFORE they were reawakened, that was pretty damn cool.
The dialogue and characterization was very simplistic compared to the old cartoon, though.
My fave- when the Maximals and Predacons happen upon the Ark, and all the Autobots and Decepticons are laying there, still deactivated. Pretty good stuff (though I couldn't sit through episodes which had nothing to do with the old show.)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<Moving over to another Transformer, laser pointer in hand>>
2. Megatron
No one is really quite exactly sure what circumstances led to the creation of Megatron. However, it is known that one day millions of years ago, deep in the heart of Cybertron, Megatron was born... and eons of peace between Autobots and Decepticons ended.
Megatron moved quickly to consolidate his power base, recruiting those who shared his ambitions to his army, and reprogramming many of those who did not. It was only the emergence of Optimus Prime as Autobot leader that slowed Megatron's march toward dominion over all Transformer life. The never-ending war between Autobot and Decepticon forces over millenia eventually drained the energy resources of Cybertron to the point that both armies were struggling for their very survival, when Megatron learned of an Autobot gambit to end the war once and for all by leaving their homeworld in search of new energy sources. Megatron ambushed the Autobot expedition led by Prime, and in so doing inadvernently caused the crash of both armies into the primitive, yet energy-rich third planet of a yellow star system. That planet was Earth.
Megatron's primary goal on Earth is to harvest Earth's vast natural resources to his personal cause: the conquest of Cybertron, the utter defeat of the Autobots, and utter domination over everything he can see and touch. In this aim, Megatron continually hatches increasingly-ingenious plots to suck the Earth dry of all its resources. His lust for conquest knows no bounds. He rules the Decepticon forces through a mix of intimidation, fear, and respect.
Megatron transforms into one of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy. Only the most-heavily shielded Autobots can hope to survive more than a very few blasts. Megatron is Optimus Prime's equal in strength and fighting ability, and perhaps his better in firepower. However, though Megatron posesses ferocious determination to his goals, his courage ultimately is no match for Oprimus Prime's. However, this is only a small weakness when compared to the awesome power that is Megatron. Megatron is the enemy of all who cherish freedom, and a more than worthy adversary to Prime.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
And here I thought I was a big geek for knowing what I do about the Legion. Caroline puts up with the Legion and my comic books well enough, I don't dare start in on something like the Transformers.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's probably just as well... cause it WOULD suck you in! :-)
Actually, it seems to be mainly a cult following made up chiefly of those who the series and toys affected at the time. But yeah, for those of us who love it, we LOVE IT!!!
Anyway... MLLASH sked me to describe each Transformer in detail... Posted by matlock on :
KP, can I pick your brain a little? What was the Autobot that turned into a red van? The van came into two pieces, the bottom part with the wheels was the body and the upper part became this sort of sled looking vehicle. That was the only good Transformer I had when I was a kid, and I can't remember the name.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<moving over with my laser pointer to a particular favorite of mine, a certain red van who was just mentioned>>
3. Ironhide
Ironhide is probably the oldest, toughest, onriest, and most loyal of the Autobots. Together with Jazz and Prowl, they make up kind of a Autobot deputy leader triumvirate, with Ironhide as a de facto head of security for the team. In moments of crisis, he has a tendency to step in for Prime if needed. Most of the other Autobots respect his age and experience, even if a few of the "hotshots" of the team find him to be fairly antiquated in design and methodology. Generally, detractors of Ironhide know better than to voice their antipathy, lest they be on the recieving end of a "nickel-knuckle sandwich." While not a softy by anyone's standards, Ironhide is actually one of the kindest of the Autobots, in a gruff sort of way.
Ironhide's primary asset in battle is his heavy armored hide, impervious to all but the very most destructive of Decepticon weaponry. He is also one of the strongest of the Autobots, though not particularly fast or agile. His primary weapon is his "water gun," which shoots out different chemical compounds ranging from liquid hydrogen guaranteed to put a freeze on things to gluey compounds meant to really stick it to the Decepticons. While not the most intelligent of Autobots by any standard, he is absolutely one of the most loyal to Optimus Prime, going so far as to act as a bodyguard for the Autobot leader.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: At first, I HATED the show, but when I realized they were tying it into continuity by having the Animal-bots come to Earth AFTER the Ark crashed but BEFORE they were reawakened, that was pretty damn cool.
Waitaminute -- you mean the leader of the Autobots (or whatever they were called) wasn't Optimus Prime? I thought it was...
Posted by matlock on :
Hey, KP thanks for the lowdown on Ironhide. I wish I'd been able to get more of them back in the day. I had a friend at the time that had scads of them, so at least I got to play with 'em.
PS: This may be a little obscure but did you ever hear a song by an old punk band called "I wanna be Omega Supreme?" The group was called AMQA (Apple Maggot Quarantine Area, they were from Washington state or some apple-producing place.) A friend had it on a old vinyl EP, which I have a truly crappy 15 year old dubbed cassette floating around somewhere.
I wanna be Omega Supreme I wanna lead the Transformers Team Optimus Prime will be my friend Decepticon terror comin' to an end.
Words cannot do the song justice. This was back when punk was still more-or-less DIY, not to be confused with todays top 40 wannabees.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Hey! KP, you just tweaked my memories. I had Ironhide as a kid. As well as a few others. Maybe after you show them I'll remember who else I had.
I wonder what I did with my Transformers? They must be in a box at my mom's house somewhere. Hmmm....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Matlock... I DON'T remember the Omega Supreme song! I would really like to hear it!
And Drake... yeah, the leader of the Beast Wars transformers was Optimus Primal... not the same guy as Prime. :-( Also, the "Megatron" leading the "Predacons" was a completely different Megatron.
Me, I prefer my Predacons when they join together to make PredaKING... but more on that later. :-)
Posted by matlock on :
KP, I did a quick search on AMQA (which is apparently also the name of an old Palestinian city,) and it looks like you can get the e.p. it's on, "Cats Are Neat" on vinyl at a few places for about $15, although it's out of print. Don't get me wrong, this is not a masterpiece, just a little old-skool punk song. I don't know how you go about looking for mp3's if anyone had ever even bothered with such an obscure song. (Of course I don't recommend anyone downloading them mp3's, the MPAA's gonna get you.)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Here's another of my favorites... <<Moving laser pointer>>
4. Jazz
Function: Special Operations, Saboteur
If you are an Autobot and you need help translating jive, slang, honky, redneck, or any other human dialect, you call Jazz. If you have any question about any facet of human culture, from basketball to ballet to breakdancing, you call Jazz. And if you're Optimus Prime and you need a right-hand man on an unfamiliar alien world, you call Jazz. Jazz knows more about human customs and habits than any other Autobot... and not only that, but if the Decepticon war ended tomorrow, Jazz would be heading to NYC, LA, or Bourbon Street in pursuit of the latest sounds to groove to. Because that's just the kind of Autobot Jazz is. Groovy.
Jazz does not posess the strength or firepower of many of the Autobots. What he does have is an uncanny ability to get any task done Prime assigns to him, though his problem-solving can be quite unconventional, which makes him even more of an asset. Jazz is a capable lieutenant in the heat of battle, but where he really shines is behind-the-scenes operations where he can use his skill and panache to great result. Jazz's fighting style is flashy, and he uses his "sound and light show" (a completely disorienting series of sonics and pyrotechnics that wreaks havoc on Decepticon audio and visual sensors) to confuse and immobilize his opponents. Of course, it helps to have a physically stronger Autobot around to finish the job, and also to keep Jazz from getting distracted by any interesting human behavior he might observe.
Posted by Stu on :
I'm just here checking out KP's sofa before I crash on it... Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<checks on Stu, he's snoring on the couch, everything seems okay, turns out the light and heads for bed>>
Night, all.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Prowl! Do Prowl next!! Posted by Kid Prime on :
As requested!
5. Prowl
Function: Military Strategist
Prowl is always analyzing the situation he is in, whether it be the heat of battle or casual personal conversation. He has the capacity to run through countless thousands of permutations and probabilities in milliseconds, giving him a clearer understanding of whatever problem he faces than practically any Autobot. Prowl has the most sophisticated logic center of the Autobots, allowing him to correctly advise Prime as to the correct course of action in any battle situation. As such, he is never far from Prime's side in any major military operation.
Prowl's greatest weakness comes from his dependence on his logic centers: if his logic circuits go down, he is left immobilized, unable to make any conscious decisions. Also, completely inexplicable behavior can sometimes confuse him. Prowl's strength, skill, and firepower are all satisfactory to make him an excellent front-line fighter, but where Prowl really shines is in planning, analysis, and in his role as top military advisor to Prime. Prowl remains one of Optimus Prime's most trusted Autobots. He is without a doubt one of the Autobots most dedicated to their twin goals on Earth: defeating the Decepticons, and safeguarding the Earth and all its inhabitants.
[ July 11, 2003, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Thanks KP -- Prowl was always my fav. Partly cuz he's a cop car, partly cuz of those cool wings / doors, partly cuz his head looks like a Gundam design, partly cuz he's Prime's right-hand man. He's got it all goin' on!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I figured it was time to add another Decepticon, and who better than...
6. Starscream
Function: Decepticon Air Commander
Starscream wants to be Decepticon leader. Badly. Though he is the Decepticon second-in-command, he is probably the most devious of the Decepticons, and definitely the most disloyal to Megatron. Starscream probably spends most of his free time idly hatching scheme after scheme after scheme to depose Megatron and take his place as leader. A couple of times, it has looked as if Starscream might actually succeed in his ambitions, but ultimately, he fails. Frequently. Even more annoying to Starscream than his failed coup attempts is the fact that frankly, Megatron doesn't take him seriously at all. As a matter of fact, at times, Megatron almost seems to enjoy the intrigue. He definitely enjoys insulting Starscream, that's for sure. Megatron is fully aware of Starscream's ambitions, but rather than reducing the traitor to molecular dust, he allows Starscream to continue to spin his little treasonous webs. Perhaps it is because Megatron realizes that as long as he can keep Starscream around and in check, the example of how useless Starscream's endless coup attempts are will deter any more capable Decepticons from getting ideas.
Having said that, Starscream is a formidable and dangerous opponent. Otherwise, he never would have risen through the ranks to become the Decepticon second-in-command. Starscream prefers to rely on his superior speed and firepower in his jet mode during combat. He is very skilled at aerial manuevering and especially in providing traditional air support to ground combat operations. In robot mode, his null ray is his primary weapon, which has an immobilizing effect on machinery and circuitry. As a physical fighter... though he does have the basic physical strength any Decepticon warrior has, frankly, he's not too tough. Starscream is openly contemptous of the Autobots and their obsession with protecting the human flesh-creatures who inhabit the planet Earth. Starscream shows great bravado in situations where he knows he has the enemy overwhelmed, outgunned, and outnumbered. However, the second the tide of any battle turns against him, he's gone. The only thing that will keep Starscream in a losing situation is the fear of what Megatron will do to him back at headquarters after the retreat. Still, he is quite powerful as long as he is in the air, a match for most any Autobot and definitely not to be underestimated.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
"Coronation? It's more like bad comedy." -- Galvatron, about six seconds before blasting Starscream to ashes....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
"MEGATRON? Is that YOU???"
"Here's a HINT."
KA-BLOOEY!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Are you STILL going on about those silly robots?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh, you're just ASKING for trouble now.
Posted by MLLASH on :
*tee hee!*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Any opinions on why the cartoon Shockwave was such a wussy sycophant, while the toy was another potential usurper of Megatron's power?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think, as far as the comics-Shockwave goes, it had to do with Bob Budiansky (the writer) writing Shockwave like that for his 50-or-so issue run. I need to look at the original tech specs again to see which version of ol' Shock the actual toy lined up more with.
In the new Dreamwave comic series, they're playing him like the old Marvel Comics version, but they paid a little homage to the wussy syncophant version in the comic book by inserting a line about how he had been playing Megatron for years... I'll have to give the matter some more thought before I do Shockwave's enrty.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
And what about Soundwave? From what I remember, he was arrogant and ambitious in the comic, but the cartoon had him as Megatron's loyal soldier -- he was all business and had that cool voice.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think it's important to note that in the movie, when all the other Decepticons were running (on Earth) like scared little girls, when Megatron looked over at Soundwave and said "Don't leave me, Soundwave," Soundwave was the one who picked him up. And Rumble grabbed his gun. :-) That always made me smile.
I think in the cartoon, it was the two of them plus Shockwave who were the most loyal to Megatron.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Moving on with the original Decepticon jets...
7. Thundercracker
Function: Warrior
Of all the Decepticons, it is Thundercracker who harbors the most doubt about the course of conquest they are on. It's not so much that Thundercracker has an incredibly heightened sense of morality, mind you. It's just that he takes a lot less pleasure in wanton destruction and chaos than many of his comrades. This apathy towards the Decepticon cause causes Megatron to keep a close eye on the otherwise-capable Thundercracker, perhaps even more so than the traitorous Starscream. It wouldn't do to have Thundercracker spread his apathy through the Decepticon ranks, after all.
Thundercracker is a very capable Decepticon warrior in every way. He takes orders, he has superior speed, firepower, strength, and is even fairly courageous in his way. It's his lack of gusto that causes Megatron such irritation. Thundercracker does the very minimum of what he must to serve the Decepticon cause.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Well I odn't know anything about the Transformers, but I will read your posts above and get the scoop! Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Interesting bit about Thundercracker, but has that characterization *ever* seen the light of day?? (Megatron watched him more than Starscream? -- yeah, right) I know they had to make up stuff when writing the bios to make each Transformer interesting, but he was always just a soldier (or am I wrong?)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'll get back to you on that, Drake, after I re-watch the first season again.
When writing these, I'm pulling from the Transformers Universe, as well as the tech specs and what I remember from the cartoon. After I decided to do Thundercracker next, it occurred to me that his characterization was nil in the cartoon. Off the top of my head, I remember him calling both Starscream and Megatron "geeky" in the antimatter episode. In that one, he was sarcastic to Starscream also during his 5 minutes or so of leadership, but once Megatron returned, I think said something like "Wonderful, Megatron. With your leadership we can't fail." There was another episode where the Deceps had captured Sky-Fire and Thundercracker was toying with letting him go, in order to make Starscream look bad.
That's about all I can remember about him from the cartoon off the top of my head. I may have dropped the ball on his description, but honestly, I had very little to go on. Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Did you actually write part of these descriptions, KP? I thought you just copied it straight from the character descriptions. I hope you understand there was certainly no criticism of your bio's -- i'll gladly defer to your appraisal of each character if that's your say so!
Btw, when I was an intern at Marvel, the editor let me color one of the bio pics, but for the life of me, I can't remember which one (certainly not one of the original batch).
Posted by Kid Prime on :
S'cool!
Actually, I was just expressing my dissatisfaction with my own work. I've been really enjoying writing my own bios, and Thundercracker has definitely been the thinnest of the bunch thus far.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Wow! I did not realize you were writing these up KP. Excellent job! Seems like you ought to have a website just for your Transformers info.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
aaah.. there are already like 4000 of 'em out there.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Yeah but are their bios this good? I doubt it. And did that stop me from having another Legion site when I started mine? There's always room for one more. Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Do Sidewswipe next ... please! ... I always liked him because: 1) he was a lamborghini -- cool fucking car! 2) he had a jetpack, which made him the only G1 Transformer who could fly! 3) he had that "throw himself into danger first, ask questions later" attitude that I like (just a tad like WILDFIRE)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Moving back to the Autobots!
8. Sideswipe
Function: Warrior
We humans have a wide variety of hair-raising extreme activities we may partake in to get adrenaline pumping, like rollercoastering, skydiving, bungeecord jumping, drag racing, and so forth. However, the best way for an Autobot to find a similar rush, without a doubt, is to spend an evening with Sideswipe. Sideswipe is one of the thrill-seekingest, most daring, white-knuckle excitement-addicted Autobots you'll ever meet. His daring knows very little bounds, and he accepts the most dangerous missions from Prime with relish and glee. Sideswipe shares a close bond with his "brother" Sunstreaker, and is the more gregarious and courageous of the two. Sideswipe would be one of the most popular among the Autobots if spending significant amounts of time with him was less dangeous, because he is one of the friendliest, wittiest, and funniest of the team. Definitely one of the cool kids.
Sideswipe is one of the best fighters in the Autobot army. He is fast, strong, and agile. Most importantly, he is completely fearless. He packs fairly significant firepower compared to the rest of the Autobot team. Still, it irks him that his combat abilities aren't QUITE the equal of his "brother" Sunstreaker (and Sunstreaker ribs him about it incessantly.) Still, there are very few Autobots who can compare to his courage and heart. Sideswipe can use his arms as vibrating piledrivers to dig through enemy fortifications or to free trapped companions. However, Sideswipe's greatest ability, and one which no other Autobot shares, is his power of flight. With his specially-designed rocketpack, he can soar to supersonic speeds, taking the fight directly to the Decepticon jets in the air. His success record in aerial combat is quite high, and, of course, being the thrill-seeker he is, he loves it. Sideswipe's only significant weakness is his total inability to distinguish a dangerous and exhilirating combat situation from a hopeless and fatal combat situation, which has a tendency to get him in way over his head at times.
[ July 14, 2003, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Ummm... has anyone else noticed that Kid Prime appears to be assembling an army - and that this army bears an uncanny resemblance to the Roboticans? We better get the Espionage Squad to keep an eye on him - on them.....
Seriously, I have to admit I know zip about Transformers, except what I read here - but Robotica could resemble them - it would be pretty cool if we saw some Roboticans, with bios like KP's Transformers, come to Legion World. (The other Legion World, not this one.) The names are terrific.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I think that's the whole Espionage Squad.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<says nothing and smiles, whistling quietly>>
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Thanks for the Sideswipe profile, KP -- he's even cooler than I remembered (although I prefer the red / black coloring he had in the cartoon and the action figure -- that's just more stylin')
Who would be your top 10 fav Transformers?
I guess mine are: 1 Prowl 2 Sideswipe 3 Optimus Prime 4 Soundwave 5 Megatron 6 [Springer] 7 [Slag] (he was the Triceratops, right?) 8 Wheeljack 9 Starscream 10 Hook
[edited cuz I got two of the names wrong]
[ July 20, 2003, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
"hey KP, transform this"
throws light water filled balloon.
and off to
Posted by Kid Prime on :
WHERE is HE? WHERE'D HE GO...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: Thanks for the Sideswipe profile, KP -- he's even cooler than I remembered (although I prefer the red / black coloring he had in the cartoon and the action figure -- that's just more stylin')
Who would be your top 10 fav Transformers?
I guess mine are: 1 Prowl 2 Sideswipe 3 Optimus Prime 4 Soundwave 5 Megatron 6 Jumper 7 Snarl (he was the Triceratops, right?) 8 Wheeljack 9 Starscream 10 Hook
I think the triceratops was Slag, actually... very cool list, though. You certainly DO like the both-barrels blazing characters! Here's my top 10, in no particular order.
Optimus Prime Megatron Ultra Magnus Starscream Jazz Mirage Brawn Grimlock Prowl Springer
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Everybody knows you can't have Sideswipe without...
9. Sunstreaker
Function: Warrior
If Sunstreaker were starring in a sports movie, he would be the immensely talented jock who is less useful than he should be because of all the time he spends in front of the mirror looking lovingly at his muscles and perfect hair. To Sunstreaker, the necessities of stopping the Decepticons' evil pales in comparison to getting a new paint job or waxing his chrome. He cringes at the thought of situations that would mar his physical beauty in any way. He takes a fair amount of ribbing for his narcissistic tendencies from the rest of the Autobots, especially his brother Sideswipe, but he doesn't let that bother him. He's substantially better-looking than the rest of them, after all.
Sunstreaker's combat abilities rank him as one of the most dangerous Autobots in every way. He is near the top of the list in speed, strength, firepower, fighting skill, armor, and endurance. Unfortunately, his vain and often misanthropic personality severely limits his value to the rest of the team. As a matter of fact, it is only when a Decepticon mars a perfect paint job or commits another unthinkable sin against his vanity that he is roused to fight at his full potential. When roused, he can be a furious opponent, and a tough nut to crack. It just doesn't happen orten enough.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
D'oh! You're right -- Slag it is. And you also corrected me without knowing it when I said "Jumper" -- I actually meant "Springer" (he's the green Triple-changer who was with Rodimus Prime right?)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yup, that's the guy! I liked Springer a lot... he was such a "rough and ready" kind of Autobot, with a sarcastic streak. A good combination.
[ July 15, 2003, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Weren't there any girl robot Transformers?
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
The only "female" Transformer I can think of was "Cee-cee(assuming I didn't get this name wrong too)". She was pink (naturally) and introduced in the Transformers movie then a major supporting role in the series that followed with Rodimus Prime.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
There was an earlier episode of the cartoon about the female Transformers, IIRC.
Though the idea of sexes among robots always seemed kind of silly to me.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: There was an earlier episode of the cartoon about the female Transformers, IIRC.
Though the idea of sexes among robots always seemed kind of silly to me.
Yup! It showed how the boy Transformers left the girls behind when the Autobots went on the mission to find new energy sources that left them stranded on earth. The girls then had to hold the fort back on Cybertron against Shockwave and his cronies. Optimus Prime's girlfriend was named Elita-One, as I recall, and she had some kind of time-stopping power (that she used to save Prime in the episode!) In that ep, Ironhide was shown with his GF as well.
Looking back, it seems a little sexist...
Posted by LABRADORIAN on :
hows it going dont know if i already posted in here, feel free to drop by my place anytime.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'll stay with the Autobots. Here's a little guy who got a lot of spotlight...
10. Bumblebee
Function: Espionage
Bumblebee has a little body, but he has a big heart. He is one of the most cheerful and upbeat of the Autobots, and while the little guy has a fraction of the strength and firepower of many of the others, he has the courage to match any other Autobot. Which is not to say he's without fear. One of the reasons Bumblebee has managed to survive in a war, where practically everyone else is bigger and stronger than he, is his knowing when to run. Because of his cheerful good-nature, Bumblebee has developed close and warm friendships with many of the humans (especially Spike Witwicky) on Earth. Bumblebee idolizes and loves Optimus Prime, and will do anything his leader asks of him without hesitation.
Bumblebee's small size makes him ideal for espionage and stealth, and in this way he is a large asset to the team. Because of his easy camaraderie with humans, he is also very useful in situations where human relations are key. Bumblebee is extremely agile in robot mode out of necessity, since one good shot from a Decepticon would disable him. Physically, he is the weakest and smallest of the Autobots, and he has basically no firepower to speak of. It is his immense courage and cheer which makes him most useful. Prime realizes that he is something of a "kid brother" to many of the other Autobots, and the increase of morale in the team by just having Bumblebee around is more than enough to justify his presence.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Bumblebee's got to be the only brightly colored yellow character to be a master of stealth! (I guess with that drawback, he'd have to be...)
Man, I couldn't stand that little ... Volkswagon! (would that make him the only character partially designed by *Hitler*?)
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Do your robot guys want to play with my Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears?
Posted by Arachne on :
I could bring some My Little Ponies. Posted by Kid Prime on :
IT'S AN INVASION!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
What's the hell's next, Wuzzles???
(Ah, who am I kidding. 80's girls toys were just as kewl as boys toys. Still, nothing beats the Transformers!!!!!)
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Shhh! Or the next thing you know those damn blue Smurfs will be showing up. Damnit! Too late!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Sings
Teletubbies, Teletubbies, Teletubbies all say ahhh Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<Sticks fingers in ears>>
<<Singing>> The Transformers... more than meets the eye! Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of... The Decepticons! The Transformers... Robots in Disguise! The Transformers... more than meets the eye! The Transformers!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Posted by matlock on :
Eh-oh Fa'way Lad.
Biiiig hug!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I wanted to finish the original Decepticon jets, so here's...
11. Skywarp
Function: Warrior
Skywarp is crude, mean-spirited, sneaky, and rather unintelligent... all the qualities which make an ideal Decepticon grunt. Actually, Megatron rather likes Skywarp's sadistic sense of humor. Skywarp is a loyal soldier, because he's not intelligent enough to have the ambitions of several of the other Decepticons. Still, Skywarp has a rudimentary cunning that serves him well. Overall, he is a solid addition to Megatron's forces.
Skywarp has one unique ability which serves him very well. He has the ability to teleport himself over small distances. He uses this mainly in combat operations, to surprise and confuse his opponents. Unfortunately for the Autobots, it works very well, as it is very difficult to predict where on the battlefield Skywarp will pop up next. Megatron also uses Skywarp every once in a while for special missions, usually involving retrieval, where his teleportation is a tremendous asset. Megatron tries to avoid relying on Skywarp in this manner, because of Skywarp's limited intelligence. He is just more suited to combat than anything else. Skywarp's speed, strength, and firepower are all quite excellent. Mix that with the unpredictability of his teleportation and his natural sneakiness, and he becomes a very dangerous opponent.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I wonder if the creators of "Robotech" got a piece of "Transformers" or got riled over how they got ripped off -- especially with the jets.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
There was actually a legal battle over Jetfire. I don't knwo how it worked out, but I know that was part of the reason why his name was "Sky-Fire" on the cartoon.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
How many of y'all actually tried to come up with your own Transformers? I used to do it all the time -- it was fun trying to figure out how to make a robot out of a helicopter or whatever and have it make sense. I did a bunch of them back in the day. I think I did a motorcycle, a helicopter, an angliosaurus (? - the one with the shell-back) and a few others I don't remember.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
The only thing that we ever did like that was when we sat discussing how the Transformers' nemes would change if they were gay. Slag became Fag, Grapple became Apple, and Grimlock became Grimcock. (Of course, this was in my freshman and sophomore year of college, when I roomed with another Transformers nut. The good old days...)
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Um...here ya go Jeffey. I thought I'd stop by with a gif(t). Let me know if it's okay, cause I couldn't remember how he transforms. I'll change it, if you like.
I better go now. My BF doesn't like it when I linger in here.
*dreamy sigh*
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Good LORD, Gary, that's awesome!
One quick change, though... it's the red cab part that actually becomes Optimus Prime! If you keep everything else the same and let the red cab transform into Prime, it'll be about perfect!
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Here's the picture of what Prime looks like in robot form again... keep EVERYTHING else the same, and have the red cab change into this, and it'll be ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!!!
Gary, you are the BEST!!!! I would want to MARRY you if that weren't already going to happen here in the near future...
Thank you SO much!!!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Gary, you are the BEST!!!! I would want to MARRY you if that weren't already going to happen here in the near future...
Damn it! I always meet the guy of my dreams a minute too late! (Well, NOT always, hi baby!) Your BF is a very lucky boy! I'm envious!
Jeff, can you show me a scene with his transformation or provide a link? I thought his head popped out the top and his arms flipped forward from the sides. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Here ya go, Nighty!
Hope that helps! Once again, thanks SO much!
[ July 23, 2003, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Waitaminit!!! I just got it!! That's his FACE popping in once the vehicle mode drops down!!! That's really cool!!! Okay, forget what I said about the transformation and whatever, that is almost PERFECT. The only thing he could maybe possibly need is on the face shot maybe a little more of his silver mouthplate and a little less of the little blue pieces underneath and to the sides of it!
I really feel very touched. Thanks SO much, Gary!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
I've made some changes to it, but I'm still not totally happy with it. I'll keep messing with it a bit until I'm happier. Part of the problem is that I've made his head bigger than it should be for his body. But, it seemed to be the only way to achieve my goal at the time. If you prefer, I can shrink down his head or make the smiley larger to allow for a larger body.
[I must learn to proofread!]
[ July 24, 2003, 05:06 AM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I think it looks pretty awesome -- I notice the little tweaks you've made to it and it looks a lot better - super job!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I think it looks great Gary! Makes me wish I could come up with an obsession like the Transformers to see what kind of smilie you could make for it.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Seriously, Nighty, it looks FANTASTIC. The arms swinging out and the little changes to the bottom of the face make it look near-perfect, and I really do LOVE it. I guess the only thing left (and it's EXTREMELY minor) is the little white diamond-shape on the top his forehead. But that's such a teeny tiny little detail, definitely don't worry about it if you have ANYTHING else more pressing to do.
Christmas came EARLY for Kid Prime!!! Thank you, Gary. Posted by MLLASH on :
Gee fellas, though I am LOATHE to bust up your little mutual appreciation party , I simply couldn't let this 100th post milestone pass me by! *giggle* Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Okay. I've made my last tweaks of the week.
Let me know if this is more to your liking, KP.
[ July 29, 2003, 06:38 AM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Gary, if I wasn't already in love, I would be in love.
[ July 24, 2003, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
One of my very favorite Autobots!
12. Wheeljack
Function: Mechanical Engineer
Wheeljack likes to invent things. Though there are better Autobot scientists for research and analysis (Perceptor comes to mind,) there is none better at whipping up something new. Though Wheeljack's main priority is coming up with new innovations in Autobot weaponry to defeat the Decepticons, he is a bit of a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to science. Wheeljack is dedicated to his work in the lab and works tirelessly (though he wouldn't call it work, he's having a blast!) His greatest success is undoubtedly the creation of the Dinobots.
Wheeljack outfits himself with weapons of his owon creation frequently. Two of those he has used successfully in the past are a magnetic inducer and gyro-inhibitor shells. In vehicle mode, Wheeljack is the Autobot most adept at manuevering, which can come in handy in combat (particularly retreat) situations. As a fighter, Wheeljack is fairly average, but his usefulness to the Autobots in his inventing capacity is so great that he hardly ever sees combat. He also acts as a second doctor to the Autobots, aiding the often-overworked Ratchet. Wheeljack's main weakness is that sometimes he allows his fondness for creating and his creations to blind him to the bigger picture.
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey KP! Just wandering around poking my nose into everything, scoping LegionWorld out. Nice room!
It's starting to feel like home already!
V
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Just stopped by for a visit...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It was good to see ya, kid! Stop by more often! Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid but I didn't get one.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
tsk tsk KP -- you let this thread get pushed to page two of all things1 What would Optimus say??
Btw, are you picking up "Transformers / G.I. Joe"? I only glanced at it and I'm not sure, but it might be an alternate universe kinda thing -- Decepticons were being retrofitted to transform into Cobra vehicles -- it was odd but that's kind of a cool concept.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Just passing by!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: tsk tsk KP -- you let this thread get pushed to page two of all things1 What would Optimus say??
Btw, are you picking up "Transformers / G.I. Joe"? I only glanced at it and I'm not sure, but it might be an alternate universe kinda thing -- Decepticons were being retrofitted to transform into Cobra vehicles -- it was odd but that's kind of a cool concept.
Thanks for the push-up, Drake!
Haven't checked that one out... it IS kind of a nice homage to the original GI Joe/ Transformers miniseries, but it looked a bit silly to me. I may wait for the TPB.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Just passing by!
A tawdry attempt to increase his own post count, if ever I saw one. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Just stopping in to return some umm.. clothing items you left in my room the other night.
I washed them...
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey KP! Where ya at!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wheeljack's partner in the lab!
13. Ratchet
Function: Medic
Ratchet tries to keep positive about things. Difficult, when he finds himself patching up his broken comrades time and time again. However, his positiveness very seldom diminishes. He is the image of the crusty, sarcastic, wimsome doctor. Kind of like Dr. McCoy without the southern accent. He is one of the more longstanding assets to the team, and as such, he generally has Prime's ear. He is certainly one of the Autobots that Optimus Prime relies most on, and he is the best all-around medic of any Transformer (Hook is a bit better as a surgeon, but not much.)
Ratchet has practically no combat capabilities, other than in a limited capacity as a rescue vehicle. Therefore, he very rarely sees combat. Being that his schedule is certainly one of the most hectic of all the Autobots, no one minds the fact that he doesn't see combat much. Certainly, if he wasn't around, the Autobots wouldn't be able to fight the Decepticons for very long, because his tireless efforts at their doctor is the main thing that keeps them going against all odds.
Posted by Varalent on :
Cool, but why do you say he has he no combat capability, those look like mighty powerful gun turrets in the bottom picture.
"...Is that a gun in the picture or is he just glad to see me?"
V
Posted by Kid Prime on :
LOL. True, but I think those are supposed to be medical instruments of some type. He certainly never showed any combat capacity in the cartoom or the comic book. As a matter of fact, there was an issue of the comic which had Ratchet playing a cat-and-mouse game with Megatron for the survival of all the other Autobots. It was gripping because Ratchet had to figure out how to beat an unbeatable foe, because he had absolutely no combat capabilities whatsoever that could even scratch Megatron.
Let's just say that after that issue, Megatron had a special hatred for the Autobot medic...
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I collected the "Transformers" comic when it first came out for a couple of years til the quality got really bad. I remember the best artist that book had early on was Kyle Baker (who has moved on to much bigger and better things) -- He seemed to actually understand the robotic forms and how to make them look cool.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I find it odd that Wheejack frequently seemed bow-legged. I mean, what's up with *that*? Is he looking to take a crap or something??
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Since Lashie Poo had to go to work, I thought I'd sneak across the hall to see if everyone is decent in Jeffy's room.
Peek-A-Boo! Posted by Kid Prime on :
<<<Shoves the naked Rokk Steady into the closet hurriedly and grabs the sheet on the bed to cover up his... uh, personal transformer>>>
Um, yes, Princess? You were saying???
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Wow. You're certainly more than meets the eye. From a covertible to a semi, virtually in the blink of an eye! Posted by Nightcrawler on :
You invited me over here to see this! Posted by rokk steady on :
Hey! Where are my clothes?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
God, I feel like Ashton Kutchner right about now...
[ July 29, 2003, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
<steps into the room with only a towel, with which is drying hair>
hi all, anyone seen my gel?
Posted by rokk steady on :
Well, then, congratulations on sleeping with so many Hollywood whores!
Wait. Does that include me?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Nighty... I can explain... this ISN'T how it looks!
Posted by rokk steady on :
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[ July 29, 2003, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: rokk steady ]
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
hey! I come out of the shower and everyone has skidadled.... I'm gonna get a complex soon
Posted by Varalent on :
Not everyone Sonnie Boy, I stayed for the show!
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
thank you V, glad to know it wasn't wasted Posted by Caleb on :
What'd I miss -Rokk WAS NEKKID?!?!? I MISSED IT?!?!?
DAMN -DAMN -DAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!!!!
(you'll get that last one if you ever saw the TV show -Martin)
Posted by Varalent on :
Your quite welcome Sonnie Boy, I've always enjoyed watching a true artist hone his "craft"
Any time you want to do a repeat performance you're more than welcome to use my platform (bed) as your stage.
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Well V, I would blush at the offer but I've absolutely no scruples and my boyf is off in Germany until gawd only knows when and I'm HORNY so where is it?
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
I can't believe I just wrote that!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
At the Variable Villa, just down the hall...
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
oh, okay then............ not that I'm easily led or anything you understand I just wanna check out the decor Posted by Varalent on :
Isn't it funny what these boards can get you to do!
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Shocking I would say.....but at least they keep us off the streets so we mussn't grumble!
Posted by rokk steady on :
Aaaaahhhh, Sonnie Boy should change his name to Naughty Boy! Hahahaha.
I am SO sorry I missed your show. Varalent's offer notwithstanding, I'm sure there is space for a repeat performance in KP's room here too...
Posted by rokk steady on :
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[ July 29, 2003, 07:28 PM: Message edited by: rokk steady ]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I'm beginning to think I might have to put the lot of you in the NC-17 wing of the HQ. Posted by rokk steady on :
LL, thank you for the avatar, and thank you for putting up with the NC-17 contingent!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Sonnie Boy: Well V, I would blush at the offer but I've absolutely no scruples and my boyf is off in Germany until gawd only knows when and I'm HORNY so where is it?
*gasp!*
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
SO... how about them Transformers...??
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by rokk steady: LL, thank you for the avatar, and thank you for putting up with the NC-17 contingent!
No problem, rokk, on either account.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: SO... how about them Transformers...??
[Edit Note] I pointed the question to Drake rather than Kid Prime as I should have.
[ July 29, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: Lightning Lad ]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
How about this?
Transformers Reproduction Method List 1.0 by Playground Psychotic
Do Transformers reproduce? You bet your butt they do! And, while humans only have two choices-- time-consuming childbirth and completely ineffective cloning --Transformers have many different ways to make a new Transformer, or at least introduce a new toy.
The following list contains all the methods I know that a new Transformer, or at least an old Transformer in a new body, can be constructed and brought to life. If you know of a method which I haven't listed here, please, send it to me (tenorguitr@psnw.com) so I can put it in the next list! (note: unsure if this is still going on)
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>From the American cartoon:
"Scratch" method:
New Transformer is built from either raw materials or junked parts, with the personality component built and programmed in the same manner. The Transformer's conscious mind activates when the robot is complete. As seen with the Constructicons, Dinobots, and Megatron.
"Kitbash" method:
New Transformer's body is built from a nonliving vehicle. The mind, however, must be created and installed into the body by Vector Sigma. As seen with the Aerialbots and Stunticons.
"The Blob" method:
Not exactly reproduction. Already-created Transformer's personality component is implanted in a nonliving, not necessarily Transformer body. The mind will then take control of the body and either take control of it, or rebuild it into a new Transformer body. As seen with the Combaticons and the Nijika.
"Resurrection" method:
When a Transformer is 'chosen' to be exposed to forces of another, more powerful entity, the entity may rebuild it into a new, more powerful version of the original Transformer. The personality may be completely changed or just tweaked a bit. As seen with Galvatron, his followers, and Rodimus Prime.
"C'mere, Stork" method:
Through unknown procedures, the Lithonians (and maybe the Cybertronians) can create baby Transformers, who (we assume) grow up and become members of the adult community. As seen at the beginning of the Movie, and in War Dawn. (teenaged-looking TFs)
>From the comic book:
"Big Papa" method:
The holder of the Creation Matrix (who is usually the Autobot Leader) can use said Matrix to create a new Transformer mind. The body of this new life must be built independently, however. As seen with the Constructicons and Jetfire.
"Budding" method:
Any Transformer may create another, by tapping into a program built into all Transformers by Primus. Similar to a hydra budding its offspring, a new body will form somewhere on the the old one, quickly gaining sentience, and springing from the old body within (presumably) 15 minutes or so. These bodies are fairly generic, probably because the program is the same for every Transformer. After the new body has separated from the parent, Primus will imprint his designs on the new body, giving it a mind, a body form, and an alternate mode. As seen with Lord Jhiaxus.
"Bigger Papa" method:
Primus, a defender of order and the sentient core of Cybertron, can create a new Transformer from the body of the planet. This process is identical to the 'budding' process. As seen with an unknown Transformer in Generation 2 #5.
(Note: Methods 7 and 8 are no longer possible, due to the death of Primus.)
>From fanfiction:
"Franken's Gear" method:
New Transformers can be built, and presumably given life by the building and programming of a brain. When finished, the creator and the creation have a relationship similar to that of a parent and child. Transformers built by the same creator are like siblings. As seen in Raksha's "Sabotaged Identity".
"Death Do Us Part" method:
Two Transformers of opposite sexes, if their feelings are strong enough for each other, can "Become One", which is something like getting married while you have sex. This usually results in the creation of offspring. The child first manifests itself as a small glowing sphere, like a miniature Vector Sigma, nested beneath the chest armor of the mother. The child, unless provoked, stays there until a body is built for it. These bodies are generally smaller than normal, about Micromaster-sized. There have also been mentions of 'growth stages', which I assume mean exchanging one's present body for a more physically mature one. As seen in Tetra Reris's "Past Hurts".
"Adamant Eve" method:
Because of either a hidden program or Primus/Sequista's desires, two Transformers of opposite sexes may "Genetically Identify". This gives the victims two choices; either mate and conceive children, or die. The conception process is just like Becoming One; however, the exact process has been kept in the dark. An interesting note: Genetic Identification does not seem to require building a body for the offspring. As seen in Tetra Reris's "Past Hurts".
"Primus Complex" method:
Two Transformers of opposite sexes (at present the only female who has used this technique is Aeranis) mate, which is a highly virtual experience; the two find themselves in a virtual world, as soft versions of themselves, and mate in a manner much like that of humans. This results in a mind-chip being formed in the chest of the female. She takes this to a 'creation chamber', a pod with a skeletal Transformer body waiting inside. The chip, when inserted into the chamber, will gradually (with the help of the pod it sits in) change the body into a living Transformer, based on the forms and personalities of the parents. The parents may influence the child's development to a limited extent. As seen in Max's "Transformers 2001".
"My" method: (Playground Psychotic)
(I made this one up for my own fanfics, and I'm rather pleased with it, so allow me to indulge in a long, detailed explanation.)
Because of Primus's death, the Transformers were at a loss for a natural method of reproduction. This new method was introduced to them by the Lithonians: Two Transformers of opposite sexes, preferably two who love each other, mate. You don't need to know the details, but it's pretty similar to human sex: the two embrace and exchange genetic information through ports on their bodies. Since there's no other real purpose for mating, this will always result in conception of offspring. New pathways open in the female's personality component, building a new conciousness. When the new mind is complete, the new Transformer will be born, this process being exactly like the old 'budding' method, but the designs imprinted on the new body are from the Transformer's own mind. This new Transformer is rather small, about Micromaster size, to avoid undue strain on the mother. When the child's mind has matured, it will 'bud' a new body from the old one, this one full-sized and better equipped! for combat. As seen in Playground Psychotic's "Surge Protection".
The "Autobotography" Method:
The Quintessons observed sexual reproduction in other species and saw it as a way to increase their profit margin by eliminating the assembly line from their production process. To achieve this end, they designed female Cybertronians with the capability to accept a packet of electronically encoded 'genetic' material from a male transformer and combine it with their own material in a special circuit card. The card and the female's own maintenance systems interact to allow the creation of a new life form when conditions are correct. To encourage reproduction, the donators and receivers of code are programmed to find each other attractive and to enjoy the exchange of coded material. When the exchange has taken place, a hybrid Cybertronian is created within the female. Energy consumption increases to feed the process and to produce a small body. Significant impacts to the mother's body during certain critical stages in this process may disrupt development and produce multiple offspring, such as twins. When the child (or the children, as the case may be) is viable, the mother goes into a highly demanding birth process. She loses consciousness and a medic is needed to retrieve the child. After birth she is capable of highly refining her energon into an enriched form that can be fed to the child to fuel its rapid growth and development. Maturity is reached quickly, as the child transforms energy into matter to expand its body to adult size.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Even more Transformer porn. You guys are just sickos! Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I can't seem to access that site ...and somehow I'm glad for that...
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Too bad. It was kinda funny. Guess you have to actually access it from the site itself.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
This is the second time tonight that I've found myself...speechless.
Posted by Stu on :
How odd... I was just thinking of this very topic this morning:
Auto-Eroticism, or: "More Than Meets the Eye!"
An excerpt:
"Prowl's optic sensors scanned Optimus Prime hungrily, taking in every gleaming inch of chrome and rock-hard steel.
Optimus returned the gaze and sighed contentedly. 'I love a man in a police-car uniform.'"
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
I can't wait to see what Jeff has to say about all of this.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
lol -- I especially like the term "rock-hard steel"
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Stuey thanks for the laugh! Always much needed in the mornings.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think I'm scarred for life.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Scott, I really enjoyed the Transformers reproduction article!!! Espesically the "c'mere, stork" method. It's so true!!! I had a good laugh about that.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu: How odd... I was just thinking of this very topic this morning:
Auto-Eroticism, or: "More Than Meets the Eye!"
An excerpt:
"Prowl's optic sensors scanned Optimus Prime hungrily, taking in every gleaming inch of chrome and rock-hard steel.
Optimus returned the gaze and sighed contentedly. 'I love a man in a police-car uniform.'"
It may take me YEARS of therapy to get over this scenario. Thanks a LOT, Stu.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Don't be scared, Jeffy. Come into the safe circle of my legs... errr... arms Posted by Caleb on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Even more Transformer porn. You guys are just sickos!
WHY CAN'T I OPEN IT?!?!?!
I WANNA BE A SICKO!!!!
WHY AM I FORBIDDEN?!?!?!?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caleb:
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Even more Transformer porn. You guys are just sickos!
WHY CAN'T I OPEN IT?!?!?!
I WANNA BE A SICKO!!!!
WHY AM I FORBIDDEN?!?!?!?
I'm guessing it is because you have to go to the link from the main site. I don't have the link at work and can't look it up here but I promise I'll repost it tonight for all my fellow sickos.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:The Transformers: Looks like things are moving ahead after all on the rumoured film adaptation of the Hasbro toy line. This past weekend, the Official Transformers Collector's Convention took place and AICN has the details on what to expect - "The first word is that the movie is still on track, but there is no script yet or director. Producer Tom DeSanto is working on a story that will remain true to the comics and will feature all Generation One characters. Vince Dicola, the man behind the score to the original Transformers movie, was in attendance and said he's actively seeking the job for the new movie. He's helped lend new music to a couple Transformer projects since the movie and has been great about getting out to the cons. Hasbro said at the current rate, we can expect the movie to run in 2005, which is appropriately the same year the original film took place. No toy line is planned to work with the movie yet, but we do have a 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime coming".
Scott was pointing out "tuch" the fifth thumbnail down below "by ?" and the ninth one down "megscord." Check out some of the others if you can or want.
Moral to this story: No matter how sick and perverted you think you are, there's somebody out there worse than you.
I want to know how Scott found this and why. Posted by Caleb on :
Are these safe to open at work if someone could possibly walk by behind me and see them -or should I wait until I get home?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler: Guys, go here.
Scott was pointing out "tuch" the fifth thumbnail down below "by ?" and the ninth one down "megscord." Check out some of the others if you can or want.
Moral to this story: No matter how sick and perverted you think you are, there's somebody out there worse than you.
I want to know how Scott found this and why.
I just wanted to throw some usual guy things into KP's room. You now, the usual Playboy left out in plain sight, the 'tape' in the VCR. Mostly I wanted to see what kind of reaction I would get. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Caleb: Are these safe to open at work if someone could possibly walk by behind me and see them -or should I wait until I get home?
Depends on your workplace environment. If you have any doubts then I wouldn't open them. For the most part someone would have to be standing right behind you for a while before they realized what they were seeing.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: I just wanted to throw some usual guy things into KP's room. You now, the usual Playboy left out in plain sight, the 'tape' in the VCR. Mostly I wanted to see what kind of reaction I would get.
I dunno... sounds to me like you just wanted to get in on all the flirting action and decided to dangle your Autobots in front of Jeffy Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: I dunno... sounds to me like you just wanted to get in on all the flirting action and decided to dangle your Autobots in front of Jeffy
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: I just wanted to throw some usual guy things into KP's room. You now, the usual Playboy left out in plain sight, the 'tape' in the VCR. Mostly I wanted to see what kind of reaction I would get.
I dunno... sounds to me like you just wanted to get in on all the flirting action and decided to dangle your Autobots in front of Jeffy
Posted by matlock on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: I just wanted to throw some usual guy things into KP's room. You now, the usual Playboy left out in plain sight, the 'tape' in the VCR. Mostly I wanted to see what kind of reaction I would get.
I dunno... sounds to me like you just wanted to get in on all the flirting action and decided to dangle your Autobots in front of Jeffy
Well, at least you didn't say Minicons.
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
I would NEVER call them Minicons Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Guess I'll just sneak back out then. I've been found out.
Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: It may take me YEARS of therapy to get over this scenario. Thanks a LOT, Stu.
Anytime. Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
Madness! Why are there dozens of worthless male Autobots, yet only one supple female who is worthy of my lust?
Posted by MLLASH on :
that's what I'M screamin, Dykebot! We NEED more hot chick robots!!!!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Hey KP!
Since we are getting kind of crowded around LW, would it be okay if I room with you? I won't take up that much room. And, I spend a lot of time here anyway.
Let me know. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wow!
You really want to bunk in here from now on?
It'll be just like the old Legion Academy days! Sure, why not! Grab your stuff and BAMF yourself over! I'll have to move all the Transformers off the spare bed, though... maybe TD can find me a good cheap curio cabinet.
I'll be waiting for you to teleport in!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
BAMF!
I'm home!
I'll put my Bamf! doll on the night stand. My action figures and comics can stay in boxes for now. Do you mind ferrets?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Welcome home, Nighty! Your ferrets, they don't bite, do they?
[ July 31, 2003, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I'll keep an eye out for a doo-dad cabinet.
Now, as for maximum space utilization (not Space Utilization), how about bunk-hammocks?
Posted by MLLASH on :
well isn't this COZY!
I brought you ladies a housewarming gift...
*smashes cream pies in Jeffey & Gary's faces, runs off tittering like a demented wood nymph*
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Kid Prime said:
quote:Welcome home, Nighty! Your ferrets, they don't bite, do they?
Yeah. But not hard.
[ July 31, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I got banana. Gary, what flavor did you get?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Strawberry, no maybe lemon. *leans over* Try it and tell me.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Mmmmmmm.
Strawberry, I think. Or maybe it IS lemon. I can't tell. Can I have another taste?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
There's not much left to taste. Posted by MLLASH on :
Maybe I shoulda brought more pies...! Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Nightcrawler and Kid Prime in a roon together - oh my, my fantasies just keep evolving on this board....
ahem* anyway guys thought I'd bring you a his and his salad tossing set, they're all the rage in london dincha know.....
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
moving in together -- big step! Just don't let Nightcrawler try to put away your Transformers, KP!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: moving in together -- big step! Just don't let Nightcrawler try to put away your Transformers, KP!
But they're in my way!
Actually, I moved in so that I could PLAY with his Transformers. Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
I understand that they sometimes need a little gentle persuasion to transform, so giving a firm but gentle tug on them will usually get a satisfying result.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: I understand that they sometimes need a little gentle persuasion to transform, so giving a firm but gentle tug on them will usually get a satisfying result.
Thanks for the advice, Princess. Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
Not a problem, Nighty. I've been known to play with Transformers in the past, and am glad to share my knowledge Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler: Do you mind ferrets?
Well, THAT'S one I've never heard before, fuzzy, but hey, if that's what you wanna call your...
Oh!
You meant ACTUAL ferrets! My bad Posted by Stu on :
Hope there's still room for me!
(I'm still bunked out on the sofa... never did get a room of my own... )
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Aww, Stuey... there's always room for you on the couch... but now that Nightcrawler's my roomie, I guess we'll have to ask his opinion as well!
I think it'll work out one way or another!
[ July 31, 2003, 07:59 AM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
When I caught up with this thread this morning why did I keep hearing 'Love Shack' playing in the background? You guys piping it in? Posted by Kid Prime on :
I borrowed the CD from your room... the song seemed oddly appropriate somehow!
"Love-SHACK, baby, love-SHACK!
TIN ROOF! Rusted."
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I think I forgot my jukebox money ... Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Aww, Stuey... there's always room for you on the couch... but now that Nightcrawler's my roomie, I guess we'll have to ask his opinion as well!
I think it'll work out one way or another!
PLEEEEEEEZE, Nighty? I promise I'll behave...! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
knock knock
I made some Pizza!
Grab a slice!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I've got something better than pizza. A new picture for your wall.
Fantastic Four #501. Young Franklin Richards, out at a carnival with his mother Sue and uncle Ben. Clutched in his arms is a toy won for him (or by him, it doesn't show who won it). I have a feeling a young Jeffy may have had a similar scene in his childhood.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Awww...
Scott, you're spending too much time here, impressing Jeff. It's making me jealous.
Where's Caroline? Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Umm, ahh, she's with her parents. Yeah, that's it. She spending the night with her parents.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
That put a big smile on my face. Scott, I would tell you that you're MORE THAN WELCOME to come up to our room and play Transformers with us anytime you want, but I won't, because I know in the current political climate of Legion World it'll just be misinterpreted as a sexual advance.
(What's going on, BTW? Is it something in the water? Are we under attack by some sexy libido-enhancing aliens? Or is this increased sexual tension being caused by the advent of Giant Robotic Lesbian? Somebody needs to send the Sexy Espionage Squad to look into this, and pronto, before we lose ourself in this mountain of molten lust forever!)
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Stu: PLEEEEEEEZE, Nighty? I promise I'll behave...!
Okay Stuey. It's fine with me. We've got plenty of room in here. I sleep upside down on the ceiling anyway.
BTW, KP and I are platonic. He's got impending nuptials and I'm with the love of my life. And, neither of us would want it any other way.
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
This surplus of male robots is intolerable.
I am holding all these Transformer toys hostage until someone produces some nubile female robots.
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
And no, Starscream in drag won't cut it.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
"WHAT?!?!?!"
[ August 02, 2003, 05:55 AM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Posted by Caleb on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: "WHAT?!?!?!"
okay, now THAT is FUNNY!!! Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: knock knock
I made some Pizza!
Grab a slice!
[munch]
I'm quite fond of leftover pizza for breakfast! Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: "WHAT?!?!?!"
LOL!!!!! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Now all I need is Megatron in a bee hive and my life will be complete.
Posted by Varalent on :
Knock, knock!
Hmmm! Guess they're out playing! Hey check out the transformerette! Now I've seen everything. She looks pretty tough though better be careful not to get her pissed off!
Posted by Varalent on :
Actually that looks like it could be the cover for the latest Legion Solo ...
"What if Imra Arden had been a Transformer instead of a Legionnaire!"
Inquiring minds want to know: "Would she be a Saturn?"
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Starscream's such a *shameless hussy!!*
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Now all I need is Megatron in a bee hive and my life will be complete.
You asked for it! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
That's just too fucking hilarious! I about choked on the carrots I was snacking on. The best laugh I've had all week. Thanks Drake!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Who's the idiot who imposed an 8 image per post limit?
Oh, nevermind.
Drake, that's hilarious! Jeffy will love it!
[ August 06, 2003, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Priceless! That's got to be the post of the day, maybe even the week or month!
Posted by Stu on :
Guffaw! Posted by Kid Prime on :
OH MY GOD!
I... I... I... I can't breathe! Seriously, it's been 3 minutes since I saw that, and I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
Drake, you made my night. I needed that.
I still can't breathe in without chuckling!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
KREMZEEK! KREMZEEK KREMZEEK KREMZEEK!!!
BA WEEP GRAH NA WEEP NINIBONG!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
And yes, at this second, my life really IS complete. Megatron in a beehive! What a maroon!!!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
hehe... I'm here to serve
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He shoots, he scores!
WOW! Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's been an hour and I still can't look at it without giggling.
Posted by Future on :
Hahaha! Drake, you're amazing!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
14. Soundwave
Function: Communications
Soundwave is invaluable to Megatron's operations on Earth. He is both loyal and obedient. Soundwave is extremely multifaceted in his contributions to the Decepticon cause. He is excellent at infiltration in his tape deck transformation, even going so far as infiltrating Autobot headquarters and retrieving vital information about Earth's resources. He is also excellent at security and surveillance, being able to detect abnormalities due to his heightened sersory abilities. However, his greatest contribution (besides continually making energon cubes) is hosting the Decepticon cassettes. These little transformers make Soundwave potentially a walking mini-army at times. Soundwave himself is very unemotional and logical. It is uncertain as to whether he chooses to be that way, or if he was simply built with a very simple and basic personality component.
In battle, Soundwave is a competent, if not particularly inspired, opponent. His strength is high, and his firepower decent, but he lacks the blood lust that characterizes the best fighters of the Decepticon team. He is much better in espionage and surveillance, being able to monitor Autobot communications and scramble Decepticon communications. Megatron trusts Soundwave more than any other Decepticon under his command on Earth, probably because he realizes that Soundwave does not have the capacity for betrayal in his personality. It also seems that a measure of Soundwave's loyalty to Megatron spills over to his cassettes, since they are all basically quite loyal to the Decepticon leader as well.
Posted by Varalent on :
Wow! I sure wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yeah! He had a habit of shrinking down into tape deck size and then allowing people to pick him up and take him into wherever he wanted or needed to be, and then transforming and growing into full size and opening carnage on people. Definitely not a tape deck you would want to pick up in a dark alley!
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Hey, Soundwave was a favorite on mine back in the day.
Hey, Jeffy it was fun rooming here but, I think I'd like to find some space of my own. I hope you don't mind. I'll leave my transformers here so we can play every once in awhile.
Anyway, let me collect my things and Bamf outta here. Later.
[ August 07, 2003, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
If that's what you want, Nighty. I understand the need for your own space. I hope you came back and hang out some...
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Night's movin' out?? Honeymoon's over I guess ...
Is it me or does KP's autobot symbol look sad today?? Posted by Varalent on :
You know, Drake, I think you're right. It does look sad. Posted by Nightcrawler on :
It was a joke. The joke is done.
Besides, Drake topped it big time.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
15. Laserbeak
Function: Interrogation
Laserbeak has one of the highest success records of all the Decepticons. Though he is useful in interrogations, it is in espionage where he really shines. Though Laserbeak is a bit of a coward, his fear of Megatron far outweighs any fear of danger when completing a mission. Laserbeak is intelligent, crafty, and a bit of a bully. Qualities of an ideal Decepticon, to be sure. Laserbeak is by far the very best source of information for Megatron of Autobot activities. As such, he is thought of highly by the Decepticon leader.
In cassette mode, Laserbeak stays in Soundwave's chest compartment until needed. He is the smallest of the Decepticons, which makes him ideal for spying out the Autobots... a job which he does with alacrity and aplomb. Laserbeak has surprisingly high firepower for a Decepticon of his size, a fact many an Autobot has ignored to his regret. He is also more highly maneuverable than any other Decepticon, making him a devilishly hard target to hit. As such, he is often also assigned to special missions where his size, speed, and agility are an asset... extraction of artifacts and humans, for example. Laserbeak's success record speaks for itself. He is one of the most useful Decepticons on Earth, and one of the best to trust with special missions.
Posted by Future on :
Awesome! If anyone could kick Autobot tail, it would be Soundwave and his cassettes! Those guys are just so interesting and severely underestimated in my opinion.
And Soundwave was incredible in the Generation 1 cartoon. I always hated how the old school Marvel comic made him purple and didn't give him the faceplate. That is all. Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Soundwave was also one of my favs from the cartoon. He also fits into my preference for "number two guys" that I listed in the "why them" thread -- his loyalty and effectiveness are traits to be admired. There's also the lack of hubris that comes with being an unerring second that seems virtuous to me.
Here's a pretty intereting site by a *real* Soundwave fan: Tribute to Soundwave Posted by Varalent on :
KP, what's up? Where are you hiding out? Haven't seen you around.
V
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Lee's home from Dallas, Varalent. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh, and I should have added a "nuff said" there at the end.
Posted by Varalent on :
Not necessary KP, not necessary at all! Have fun! We'll keep your place safe until you can come out an play again.
V
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
KP's otherwise occupied? Great! Someone help me replace the head on his Optimus Prime with a Strawberry Shortcake!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Just try it, Proty.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I got the Red Alert (Autobot Security) reissue today! It's BEAUTIFUL (though I would have preferred Sideswipe.)
Posted by Varalent on :
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There you go KP! I saw your post on the "Welcome Condo" thread and figured I could help you out a bit. Made the room a lot bigger for you and then turned that crack in the wall over by the back corner into a space big enough for a private bath. Hopefully some of your transformers can do the finish work and plumbing. It should be big enough for a jacuzzi, shower, etc. Made the other crack into a walk in closet for you, also.
Hope that helps! You should have said something sooner, BTW.
V
[ August 11, 2003, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Say KP, are you only capable of/ willing to doing G1 profiles right now? cuz I wouldn't mind one of Springer ...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wow. Now I have big gaping holes in my room. Guess it's time for my boys to get busy!!!
I was thinking about going chronolologically, actually, Drake... though I know that at my current rate of progress that puts the movie Transformers at sometime, I dunno... NEXT YEAR... and I know Giant Robotic Lesbian would like to meet Arcee too... I may do some flip-flopping.
Posted by matlock on :
Say it ain't so KP! I was at a store the other night, and it appears that the unloved, unremembered Go-Bots brand has been folded into the new Transformers line as some sort of preschooler safe Transformers. Bleh. Have you seen this travesty, this blight on the good Transformers name?
Matt
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Pictures. I need pictures.
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Just try it, Proty.
!
I can't believe I missed this post... Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Pictures. I need pictures.
OK, you asked for 'em...
This one's called "Strong-Bot"...
Posted by Stu on :
This one's called "Aero-Bot II" (don't know what happened to "Aero-Bot I"... maybe Megatron got him?)...
Posted by Stu on :
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[ August 12, 2003, 06:22 PM: Message edited by: Stu ]
Posted by Stu on :
This one is "Fire-Bot"...
Posted by Stu on :
Say it ain't so! This is "Prowl-Bot"...
Posted by Stu on :
This is one of the discontinued ones, called "Gorilla-Bot"...
Posted by Stu on :
Another discontinued one, "Mototron"...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think I want to feed all of them to Grimlock.
Fire-bot, indeed. More like... do I dare say it? Yes, I think it deserves the profanity. More like Shit-bot.
Posted by Stu on :
And the last of the discontinued ones, "Cheetor" (he never prospered)...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I shall cry now.
Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Fire-bot, indeed. More like... do I dare say it? Yes, I think it deserves the profanity. More like Shit-bot.
Shit-bot will be among the Wave 2 releases later this year... he's being packaged along with this educational book for the very young:
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You're fast.
Posted by Stu on :
And regular, thanks to the special powers of Shit-bot.
Posted by Future on :
Those were scary. I love how they reuse the same mold three times at least out of what, six or seven toys? Anyway, if they had to be given any transforming robot name, at least they got 'Go-Bots.' Much better than if someone used Minibots or wasted another perfectly good subgroup name.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Am I going to have to BAN you and Shit-Bot from my couch???
<<Advances toward Stu and Shit-Bot menacingly>>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: I love how they reuse the same mold three times at least out of what, six or seven toys?
Yeah, but when they did it for Prowl, Bluestreak, and Smokescreen, it was COOL!
(I think Prowl-Bot hurt me the most of all.) Posted by Stu on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Am I going to have to BAN you and Shit-Bot from my couch???
<<Advances toward Stu and Shit-Bot menacingly>>
[disarms KP with a friendly smile] Posted by Kid Prime on :
Curses! Foiled again!
Posted by Stu on :
Plus, I've also stockpiled some "Jeff's kryptonite" in my pantry... Posted by Kid Prime on :
And we all know what THAT can cause to happen...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, in an effort to clear my mind of Shit-Bot and his ilk, I think it's time to talk about my very FAVORITE Decepticon cassette...
16. Ravage
Function: Saboteur
Ravage operates alone. Megatron and Soundwave send him on missions which require the utmost stealth and secrecy. He is quiet, almost thoughtful in his way. Very methodical. He is one of the craftiest of all the Decepticons, though he does not speak. He is very cool, very collected, which describes his personality as well. Very cool. Very catlike. And very dangerous, since he can strike from the darkness practically at will.
Ravage is able to hide himself from sensors, making him a perfect choice for the covert missions in which he excels. He is able to vanish in the shadows completely. He can move completely silently. He also has enormous tracking ability... his visual, audio, and olfactory sensors are far superior to most other Transformers. However, the payoff for his cloaking abilities is his relative lack of firepower compared to most other Decepticons. He carries two fairly powerful proton bombs, generally more than enough for the sabotage and assassination missions on which he is sent, but once those are used, his attack capability is virtually gone. Though his fighting ability is superior, his small size limits his strength significantly, which means he is not a physical threat to most Autobots. Still, Ravage is an extremely valuable asset to Megatron in completing the stealth missions in which he so excels.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
This one is cool KP. But what's the deal with cassettes? I don't think I ever saw these before but I may have missed an earlier mention in your room. Did they serve any purpose but posing as cassettes?
Posted by Future on :
Of course Ravage is amazing! One of the most dangerous cassettes, even without heavy firepower or piledrivers. I loved him in G1 and even his appearence in Beast Wars, although the Russian accent and the robot to cassette transform (while a nice homage) from the latter seemed a bit forced.
For a mostly ground worker, Ravage was hella efficent. On par with Laserbeak in regards to recon.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: This one is cool KP. But what's the deal with cassettes? I don't think I ever saw these before but I may have missed an earlier mention in your room. Did they serve any purpose but posing as cassettes?
Mainly, in the cartoon, they got to hang out in Soundwave's chest until needed. He'd touch his eject button and they'd pop out.
However, as far as toys, the cassettes were AWESOME. Definitely some of the coolest transformers. And their playability (because they fit inside Soundwave just like in the cartoon) was WAY high. They were just neat. There were a couple of instances in the cartoon where the cassette transformation played a role in the story, but they were few and FAR between (I can only think of 3 times, myself)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Nighty, I don't suppose there's any possibility of digging up the Transformers profiles I lost due to the Great Utah Darkness, is there?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Nighty, I don't suppose there's any possibility of digging up the Transformers profiles I lost due to the Great Utah Darkness, is there?
I wish I could.
I'm sorry.
[ November 04, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's okay.
I just hate doing creative things twice. I should have saved them. I lost Rumble, Frenzy, and Springer.
[ November 04, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: It's okay.
I just hate doing creative things twice. I should have saved them. I lost Rumble, Frenzy, and Springer.
Whoa! I thought only one was lost. The others must have been done while I was at work that weekend. How about I promise to save this thread each time you post them in the future.
[ November 04, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Nightcrawler ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Actually, I'm probably going to start saving them myself as I do them from now on. But thank you, my friend.
Now I have to at least do Rumble and Frenzy again so I can finish the cassettes...
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
I thought it was funny that the cartoon gave Rumble a "Noo Yawk" kinda accent...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
MUST... DO... RUMBLE... AGAIN...
17. Rumble
Function: Demolitions
Rumble is like the little scrawny trash-talking punk that hangs out sort of as the mascot to a street gang. He's a fraction of the size of most other Decepticon warriors, but he has one of the largest mouths. He is loud, boisterous, and crude. Being somewhat dim-witted, he uses his abilities for stupid practical jokes. The interesting thing is that Megatron actually likes the little punk quite a bit. And Rumble, for his part, is absolutely loyal to Megatron and eagerly does everything Megatron asks of him (it helps that he isn't too bright.) Being high in Megatron's favor helps Rumble avoid any reprisals from those Decepticons he likes to harass (namely: Starscream.)
Rumble has the surprising ability to convert his arms into piledrivers, which allow him to create localized earthquakes of ferocious intensity. Megatron has used this ability in some very creative ways, including creating tidal waves and activating the inactive volcano which serves as the Autobots' base of operations. Since Megatron's main goal on Earth is to harvest her rich natural resources, Rumble becomes quite useful to the Decepticon cause in many ways. Rumble is near useless in combat, having minimal firepower and little fighting skill (he can't even best Bumblebee.) However, when the Decepticons use his seismic abilities as part of an overall battle strategy, he becomes very useful. He can literally shake the Autobots to pieces given enough time, and if he rattles the Autobots on the ground while the Decepticons strike from the air... well, you don't have to be Prowl to do the math. Of course, one good shot from any Autobot will disable him. And his complete and total stupidity serves him extremely poorly in battle. He's definitely a one-trick kind of Transformer.
18. Frenzy
Function: Warrior
Frenzy is very seldom seen separately from Rumble. He is his counterpart, sort of a brother in a way. He shares most of Rumble's deviant personality characteristics, though perhaps he is not quite as deviant. It's hard to tell, since he hardly ever shows up.
Frenzy has a sort of sonic attack which can serve to distract enemy fighters, setting them up for other Decepticons. And... that's about it. Frenzy has very little firepower and no strength to speak of. Think "cannon fodder."
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Okay! We got a room, just like Lightning Lad asked!!!
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
*awwww* *tears running down the cheek* good boys! now, you behaving or I will come back checking on you guys in this room. *leaving room* Posted by Kid Prime on :
Cool new avatar, BTW, Nighty!
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Thanks! You too! Posted by Stu on :
You guys! Posted by superboymddjr on :
Now, where's Lightning Lad, Hmmmmmm? *hands on hip*
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Not here. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
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STOP THAT!
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You're asking for it...
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Couldn't resist one more! Posted by superboymddjr on :
LIGHTNING LAD!!! THERE YOU ARE!!! STOP THAT!!!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
LOL. I'm too tired to resist the poke poke poking tonight. Besides, it IS unbearably cute. I'm about to turn in, I've had a big day of working and football-watching, and that Alabama-Oklahoma game was very emotionally draining. Whew!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
hey, I did not know that you were watching college football! I watch them too....especially with any Florida teams....Univ. of Miami, FSU, and Florida. gotta love them. Univ. of Kentucky and Louisville are getting better but still needs some improvement. Absolutely hate Nebraska!
So sleep well, and come back here real soon! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yeah. Florida-Miami was a good game as well. Very tight.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Well, go and spend some quality time with Lee and have a good night.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Thank you, Scott.
Good night, everybody!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
For Jeff, who put up with all my poking fun. Garth gets his comeuppance.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
YAY! That was GOOD!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Morning Jeffy! Glad you liked my little animation. I'm not as good as Gary but I can give it a passable shot.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I just want to find another thread in which to post it on-topic, cause more people need to see it (it's only my close friends and transformers fans who chek on this thread on a regular basis, I know)
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Well, I can just annoy you on another thread with the Garth poking KP and then you can answer with this. Just give me an opening. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Actually, I found a place. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I noticed. Posted by superboymddjr on :
yeah, nice revenge, by the way. Posted by Nightcrawler on :
A link please. I missed it.
Here's some breaking news for Transformers fans:
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Does that hurt your eyes as much as mine?
Here's more:
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Some first looks:
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Oh...can't wait to get those toys? Want them for your Xmas gifts?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Pretty!!!
Especially 20'th anniversary Prime, which I probably will have to get.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Okay. Seeing these new Transformers pics (ESPECIALLY Prime... WOW!) has recharged me into doing some more of my Transformers profiles... now that I've gotten the Decepticon cassettes out of the way, let's tackle some of the Autobot minicars as well!
First up is a rough and ready little guy who I would imagine is probably one of Drake's faves...
19. Cliff Jumper
Function: Warrior
Cliff Jumper is always ready to fight the Decepticons. He thinks about pummeling some Decepti-turkeys early in the morning and late at night. He is daring, courageous, and fiercely loyal to Optimus Prime, but also extremely reckless. Once he is in the field, he tends to forget his orders with the first Decepticon he sees. He prefers to just attempt to turn them into scrap and ask questions later. Unfortunately, his stature being what it is, he is the one who gets turned into scrap more often than not. Cliff Jumper has a tendency to become violently angry with the Autobots who are not as ready to charge into battle all the time as himself. Often, Prime (or one of his lieutenants) must mediate these conflicts, because with Cliff Jumper's explosive temper, they can get ugly. Cliff Jumper is a valued Autobot, but he requires a LOT of supervision so that his liabilities do not outweigh his effectiveness.
Cliff Jumper is one of the fastest Autobots in vehicle mode. This, combined with his courage and daring, makes him an excellent point man in combat operations. Also, he posesses a special weapon which he calls his "glass gas." When fired, it is a chemical compound which has the effect of rendering an enemy's armor as brittle as glass for a short period. This ability can set up an effective "one-two" punch, were Cliff Jumper capable of following a cohesive tactical strategy for any significant length of time. Unfortunatels, his effectiveness is limited by this inability. His regular strength and firepower are moderately good for an Autobot. He is probably the most courageous of all the Autobots, a fact which makes Prime overlook some of his less enviable qualities. No matter what, he is ready and willing to give everything he has to the fight against the Decepticons.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Y'know KP, I can totally see why you'd think I would be into Cliff Jumper (since I like Sideswipe, Springer and of course Wildfire), and from reading your profile, I feel like I might've missed out, but when watching the tv show I could never get over the fact that it was Casey Kasem doing the voice -- that kinda ruined it for me
[ September 10, 2003, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Btw KP, have you been checking out the profiles in "Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye"? Just curious if you had any thoughts about it.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Point taken about Casey Kasem.
Actually, I haven't been following it... that sems to be one of those things which is always slod out at my comics shop, but I DEFINITELY plan to get the TPB when it comes out. I'm very interested in hearing what the minds at Dreamwave have to say about their Dreamwave-verse Transformers.
I guess for my profiles, I'm pulling mainly from the cartoon and movie... which means my Shockwave (when I get around to doing him) is going to be the wussy syncophant Shockwave. I guess. Oh well.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I guess for my profiles, I'm pulling mainly from the cartoon and movie... which means my Shockwave (when I get around to doing him) is going to be the wussy syncophant Shockwave. I guess. Oh well.
Funny you should mention him -- the latest issue features the S's. If you're interesting in what they have to say about him, I'll read it and give you a synopsis (I was too busy reading the Prowl and Sidewswipe entries to give Shockwave my time).
[ September 11, 2003, 09:07 AM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
More minicars!
20. Windcharger
Function: Warrior
Windcharger doesn't like to take it slow. Since he is one of the fastest Autobots, this isn't a problem. He is very friendly and sociable, but very impatient with slowness. In action, if he has to wait for any extended period of time, he gets bored and loses focus. Still, he is a very good-natured and sensible Autobot. Just don't ask him to slow down on the freeway.
Windcharger is just about the second or third fastest of the Autobots over short distances. This makes him useful for short courier work. He has the added unique ability to create powerful magnetic fields which he can use to attract or repulse ferrous materials. Unfortunately, this ability is very draining on his power supplies, so he cannot use it for very long. Physically, Windcharger is one of the weakest of the Autobots, and his armor is equally weak. As a warrior, his heart is definitely bigger than his abilities,
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Posted by superboymddjr on :
Hi KP! nice information on those transformers....I only possess limited knowledge of them. I find them enlightening! So How is Lee!?!? Are you excited about him coming home? Posted by superboymddjr on :
Forgot one more - Tell Lee that we here the LEgion World has been treating you good with company! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yup, Lee's home, Supes. I'm very glad.
On with the minicars!
21. Huffer
Function: Construction Engineer
HUffer is the ultimate pessimist. He is pessimistic about the war with the Decepticons, about whatever project he is working on, about whether any of the Autobots like him one bit... he personifies the dark cloud behind any rainbow. Most of the more jovial Autobots just shrug his pessimism off as being Huffer, while the more easily-irritated Autobots tend to become angry with him. He performs his function as a construction engineer excellently (though to hear him talk, his buildings are going to fall apart any second now.) He is thorough and precise. Since hanging around with Huffer is a recipe for depression, he doesn't have many friends.
Huffer doesn't see much battlefield action, as that is not where his strengths lie. Speaking of strength, he is actually physically one of the strongest of the Autobots. However, as a fighter, he is probably one of the poorest of the Autobots. He doesn't have much verve or fighting spirit. His firepower is extremely minimal, and though his endurance and shielding are fairly good, generally, it's better to just leave Huffer at home on monitor duty. At least he performs his noncombat functions well.
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WooHOO! Arcee is back! Posted by Nightcrawler on :
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And now to shed some light onto KP's preoccupation with nakedness: Posted by Nightcrawler on :
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*holding laughs* giggle hee hee* holding laughs* *snickers* Posted by STU on :
My neighbors are being noisy tonight, so I'm gonna bunk on down on the couch here again.
G'night all! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: My neighbors are being noisy tonight, so I'm gonna bunk on down on the couch here again.
G'night all!
I feel for you. Nothing worse than noisy neighbors. I've been through it and eventually moved. Can't you complain to someone? Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: My neighbors are being noisy tonight, so I'm gonna bunk on down on the couch here again.
G'night all!
You don't you mind the noises that KP and I are making?
Posted by superboymddjr on :
good thing I cannot hear the noise while they are making out! Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by superboymddjr: good thing I cannot hear the noise while they are making out!
Who said making out? Posted by superboymddjr on :
YOU SAID IT! ("making noise") ah.....
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
We were playing hearts. You boys and your dirty minds. Posted by superboymddjr on :
aww......but funny thing, I can feel the vibration on the floor that indicates that there is something going on....oh....oops. Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
quote:Originally posted by STU: My neighbors are being noisy tonight, so I'm gonna bunk on down on the couch here again.
G'night all!
You don't you mind the noises that KP and I are making?
Actually, I'm secretly bunking down here because I LIKE to "accidentally" overhear those noises... Posted by Kid Prime on :
DAMN it! I had a hot night of playing hearts in my room with Nighty and I missed the whole damn thing!
Well, Nighty, was it good for you?
Posted by Varalent on :
You criminalist!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Criminalist? I'll have you know I am a HUGE supporter of the Crujectra administration.
[ September 16, 2003, 08:16 AM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Yeah? And your point is? That would be the same admistration supported by the Emerald Empress, wouldn't it?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: DAMN it! I had a hot night of playing hearts in my room with Nighty and I missed the whole damn thing!
Well, Nighty, was it good for you?
Wait! That wasn't you?!? Who...Semi! You sneaky devil you! Wearing some of KP's spare parts to fool me. Oh Well. I had fun!
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quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
C'mon now! We were only playing a card game! I'm cyber-faithful to KP even if he's not to me. Except for the one time when...well anyway. Posted by Varalent on :
Well okay, Nighty! YOU I believe!
Posted by superboymddjr on :
Var! Don't! remmy I was there...I felt a vibration on the floor...that indicated something they did just more than playing cards! you know? Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Yeah? And your point is? That would be the same admistration supported by the Emerald Empress, wouldn't it?
Hey! I can't help it if people love me Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Yeah? And your point is? That would be the same admistration supported by the Emerald Empress, wouldn't it?
Hey! I can't help it if people love me
No reflection on you or your administration was intended Princess. I was simply pointing out to dear sweet Jeffy Poo that he simply claim innocence by declaring his support of your administration. Fact is most residents (and denizens ~ I've always loved that word!) of Legion World DO support your administration. Case in point, the Empress.
Posted by superboymddjr on :
Nice to know that you are still loved by us, Crujectra!!! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: DAMN it! I had a hot night of playing hearts in my room with Nighty and I missed the whole damn thing!
Well, Nighty, was it good for you?
Wait! That wasn't you?!? Who...Semi! You sneaky devil you! Wearing some of KP's spare parts to fool me. Oh Well. I had fun!
Me too .... but it would have been a lot more fun without wearing all those spare parts. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Posted by Winema Wazzo on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Fact is most residents (and denizens ~ I've always loved that word!) of Legion World DO support your administration.
Facts and figures are only as truthful as the people who interpret those facts and figures, dear.
Posted by Space Ranger on :
And speaking of figures Ms. Wazzo Yours seems to have thickened considerably since I last saw you.
My, My, in only three days!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, here I am, all ready to play some hearts, but no one is around... sigh... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Don't you mean "break some hearts."
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Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Turns and gives Semi an innocent look>
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Funny, KP, I was walking Vee home, and then we both realized that I wasn't there. Then I found myself here. What is the true meaning of "compassionate conservatism?" Damn those quantum bubbles. I'm feeling a little scrambled. Posted by Kid Prime on :
I haven't a clue. However, I think that's MY cue to fix you a drink! Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I haven't a clue. However, I think that's MY cue to fix you a drink!
Damn, you are such a sweetheart. After all those drinks I've fixed for self-absorbed superheroes (except of course the one I'm walking home with), you are the first meta-human to ever offer to fix me a drink. I'm so flustered, I don't even know what to ask for --- that's a lie - Hendrick's gin shaken 100 times, slice of cucumber in your best crystal.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
So while I'm shaking this up for you, tell me: How was your day?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Honestly, I was totally bad. I had so much work to do, but I didn't do it. I closed my office door and switched between the declarations I was writing for trial, and this message board. I now have to finish that work I didn't do before I go in tomorrow morning. Sometimes you just gotta be self destructive -- or else you'll never be creative.
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: So while I'm shaking this up for you, tell me: How was your day?
Stop shaking that ... thing. Don't you males have any less obvious mating rituals?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, there is the whole wrestling thing... is that less obvious?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Kid, sorry to have to publicly humiliate you, but I just got a call from your Mom. She says to empty your private message drawer. It's so full that nobody can put any other messages in it. Your mother realizes that you are a popular boy, but she reminds you that it's important to keep oneself open to new experiences and new friends.
You do realize of course that I'm only repeating what your Mom told me. I wouldn't make this up, you know.
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Posted by Kid Prime on :
I just got the message myself, and I emptied it all out! Never let it be said that I'm not a good boy!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just thought I'd bring your room up front just in case any of your friends wanted to visit. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Ah, well. I appreciate the thought, Semi.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Here's one of my favoritest Transformers of all time. I was going to profile him last of the original minicars, but I can't wait!
22. Brawn
Function: Demolitions
Brawn is tough. What he likes best is to scale a sheer cliff while enemy artillery fire is exploding all around him. Or to be in the thick of battle with virtually no hope of victory. Because he'll find a way to pull it out. He is one of the Autobots most willing to dedicate himself to the war with the Decepticons and to complete missions, no matter the personal and physical cost. He is both a drill sergeant and a cheerleader for the rest of the Autobots. His bravado, machismo, and cheer are infectious. Though his physical attributes are prodigious, it is his courage and hard-hitting, jovial personality which make him irreplaceable. Though a bit contemptuous of those Autobots who don't see a lot of combat, once he is impressed by a show of true courage, he becomes the most loyal of friends to any Autobot.
Brawn is the second strongest of the original Autobot team, next to Prime. Only Prime and some of the Dinobots have more physical strength. Brawn also has superior armor and endurance, and in vehicle mode, he is among the most rugged of the Autobots. He is indispensable on special missions that require a huge amount of strength and endurance. Unfortunately, his firepower is but a small fraction of his strength. Of course, in close combat, he generally just relies on his brawling. Few do it better. In the heat of battle, he posesses a cheerful, courageous zest which few Transformers can match. Brawn is always there to push, cheer, motivate, and sometimes even shame his Autobot teammates to victory.
[ September 18, 2003, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Magnetic Kid on :
KP, sorry to bother you but have you seen Vee? We can't seem to find him anywhere! Something weird is going on!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wow, where is everybody? I guess I beat them here. <Semi remembers that he accidentaly used his as yet undisclosed additional power to reach Kid Prime's room. That explains how he got here first. Nobody could keep up with that>
Oh well, as long as I'm here I'll just straighten up for KP a bit and open the wine for them. Maybe I'll fix a pitcher of Margaritas for them too while I'm at it.
Ta da da da, what a busy little beaver I am.....
Posted by Varalent on :
There you are! I was just about to kiss your pretty little lips and you faded! And how'd you get here so fast? You've already got a pitcher of Margarita's ready.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey guys! Group hug!
<Pours himself a margarita>
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey KP! Pour one for me too, if you would please?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Hey, you guys jump around more than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Nice of you to invite us over KP. Can we play with your toys?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Sure!
Why don't you slip out of that shirt? You've had a rough week in the buffer zone, and I have some nice massage oil right here... we need to get you to relax!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Feel free, Semi! I have Brawn profiled just a few posts above you, and while you may have to search fo rhte others, they're around! Can I fix you a drink?
Posted by Varalent on :
Peels off his shirt... Okay so who wants to fill me in. It seems this place has turned into Bizarro Legion World!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
<finds it difficult when looking at Vee's pecs, but uses superior powers of concentration and shuts his eyes. Semi recounts the long and twisted tale - only excerpts of which are provided here for brevity's sake>
I only know what I've seen go on at SHAKES. It started when I opened up yesterday and found Icefyre crumpled on the floor. He had a note in his hand. Before I read the note, I tried to revive Icey by having him sniff a bottle of poppers that Enema Wazzo had left. Like her, they were stale, and only partially revived him.
At that point, Space Ranger entered and assumed that I had attacked Icey. Icefire awakened a bit, saw the ranger, and terrified, threw the bottle at him. The ranger fired, destroying my triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors.
I used my inivisibility powers to hide myself and Icey and then carried Icey to the Academy infirmary, where I left him.
Let me catch my breath ......
Posted by Varalent on :
sure. Have some Gerolsteiner.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Then it all just gets confusing. I'd have to check the logs. But all I remember is that I was really pissed about the doors and had words with the ranger about his insurance coverage. So then I left and went to the hardware store to get some things to fix the doors and to play with the power tools.
When I got back to SHAKES, there were all sorts of people there. Then I noticed a hole in the ceiling. I learned later that Superboymddjr had throw a hissy fit when no one would give him a banana ... daquiri, that is. Not content to leave by the front door like every one else, he UP UP and AWAYed, right through the frigging ceiling.
Now don't get me started on pussy Lash.
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Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh, I'll handle this part. <Starts rubbing Varalent's back>
Okay, so MLLASH went out dancing last night, and got himself in some sort of 8-man orgy. (Moral of story: Safe sex, kids!!!) Anyway, it seems one fo the guys involved was actually a girl infected with gender-reversal space-germs. Anyway, next thing Lash knew, he was looking down at a spectacular rack where his pec muscles once were, and a nice vaginal opening where lil' Lash once grew to manly proportions! He actually enjoyed it for awhile, using the experience for some exploration and comical bodily-function mishaps, but lately, it seems that the gender-reversal has begun to affect his brain, turning him into a TRUE female, body and soul! He's started making spinach dips and brownies and stuff!
We MUST save him!
<Continues rubbing Varalent's back, kneading his shoulder muscles>
Posted by Varalent on :
Oh <yawn> My, that's <yawn> terrible!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Oh, I'll handle this part. <Starts rubbing Varalent's back>
... but lately, it seems that the gender-reversal has begun to affect his brain, turning him into a TRUE female, body and soul! He's started making spinach dips and brownies and stuff!
We MUST save him!
<Continues rubbing Varalent's back, kneading his shoulder muscles>
Do you think we could wait to save him until next weekend. We could have a party this weekend, and Lash Lass could cater it. .. Just a thought. Yeah, I know, I'm being selfish ... but bean dip??
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Oh <yawn> My, that's <yawn> terrible!
You getting sleepy, big guy?
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Do you think we could wait to save him until next weekend. We could have a party this weekend, and Lash Lass could cater it. .. Just a thought. Yeah, I know, I'm being selfish ... but bean dip??
Ummmmmm! <yawn> beeannn dipzzzz.....
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [QUOTE]Do you think we could wait to save him until next weekend. We could have a party this weekend, and Lash Lass could cater it. .. Just a thought. Yeah, I know, I'm being selfish ... but bean dip??
Posted by Varalent on :
Huh! Oh god, KP, your massage is soo relaxing! But listen, while I dozed off, I had a quickie dream. And guess what, I dreamt that Stu was fondling Lash's boobies SO much that they...BURST!
*BANG* *BANG*
Like that!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
HAve you ever shown evidence of precognitive powers before? Do you think it could have been a vision?
<Sits Varalent up, still kneading his shoulders>
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
<knock knock>
I seem to be back on Legion World. Have I missed anything?
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Danny Blaine - Starman: <knock knock>
I seem to be back on Legion World. Have I missed anything?
nah, nothing much really, hows you Danny?
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
<giggle>
I've had a VERY good afternoon....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Really? Pour yourself a drink and tell us all about it!
<Sits down next to Varalent, puts arm around him>
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
<GRIN>
I've been a bad, bad boy...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Dish, please. Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Let's just say, I had a visitor...
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
OH, and I have to stand while typing this....
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Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
more like Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Describe this visitor please. Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Bald and young (21)
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
well done you!
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Well, it's not a regular occurence but it's nice to get out there every once in awhile...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
WOW. Well, I have to go to work, but keep 'splaining, Loocy, so I can read it later. Someone else will have to rub on Varalent for awhile. Catch y'all later!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
See ya KP. Hope you don't have to work too late. Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
I hafta go to...
Work party... Ugh... I hate those people...
But I have to attend.
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
here Vee, allow me...
See ya later KP, try not to work too hard, it is saturday after all
So, Danny, you were saying?
oh, you gotta go? A sh*g and a party in one day? just admit it now, you're the chosen one!!
[ September 19, 2003, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: Sonnie Boy ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
That's cruel and unusual punishment. Hope it's not too dreary, Danny. Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
LOL, whaddaya wanna know?
Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Im not leaving yet. But it will be dreary. Its at my boss' house (who you may remember the pager incident a few weeks ago)...
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
make it something to remember danny, take your friendfrom this avvo with you ... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Yes, I remember the pager incident. Has she been making goo-goo eyes at you all week? Posted by Danny Blaine - Starman on :
Ummm no, he is gone...
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey KP! There's a new Optimus Prime roaming the boards! Named MidKnight. Looks like you have a new buddy to talk Transformers with. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hmm... thinks the "male avatars" are too gay.
We'll see.
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
Too gay? Surely not here on Legion World!! Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Gathers his transformers, looks around, and closes and locks the door.>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You know, do a little vacuuming and dusting around here, and all of a sudden it feels like a brand new room!
All it needs are some Transformers to spruce it up!
And some company.
(I'll take epiphanies for $500, please, Alex!)
Posted by Semi on :
Wow, can I come in. The bar's kinda slow. And you've got the best toys on LW, bar none.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Semi, my friend, let me fix YOU a drink.
Posted by Semi on :
How about a sparkling water. It's late. So welcome back. Is this a temporary visit, or are you going to take up residence on LW.
[ October 21, 2003, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Semi ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
San Pellegrino it is, then. As for the issue of my permanent residency...
I guess you have to hold on to your friends when you find them.
Crazy, but this place is part of me.
Posted by Semi on :
Cool. I like you being here KP.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
The room's every bit as great as I remember! Awesome!
Feel free to pop by any time, Semi! *Yawn* Time for bed!
<Puts arm around Semi's shoulders, walking him towards the door> You have a good night, my transparent friend.
Posted by Vee on :
Cool! KP's back! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Well, I'm glad your back KP! I hope our PM session the other day may have influenced this epiphany you had!
Don't feel like you don't know what's happening (I think you said that over there in SHAKES), just jump right back in. I was gone for a year and a half, and I've settled in nicely I think
Welcome back!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
This guy's the Autobot Lyle Norg. Heck, seems like every good team's gotta have at least one (ours is Semi!)
23. Mirage
Function: Counter-intelligence
Mirage has an air about him of sophistication and intelligence, though some Autobots would call it snobbishness. He is a little bit on the cool side toward the rest of the Autobot team, and he doesn't really have any close friends. Though he performs his function to the team admirably, many of his teammates feel that there is something missing in his dedication to the Autobots. As such, he is always one of the first to be scrutinized if there is ever a hint of treason among the ranks. This is unfair to Mirage, because it isn't treason he feels... it's loneliness. Perhaps more than any other Autobot, he longs to be back home on Cybertron. The main thing that keeps him going on Earth is the hope that one day he will be back home. But though he isn't thrilled about the circumstances that has brought him to Earth, he's no traitor. His feelings of loneliness just isolate him, even from his own teammates.
Mirage's ability to make himself invisible and undetectable to sensors is indispensable to the Autobot cause. It's not only that he makes an incredible spy (that much is a given,) but in combat, his creative and many times ingenious uses of his special power are both thrilling and chilling to watch. He is one of the best Autobots at hand-to-hand combat, and, when used in concert with his invisibility, the martial abilities he posesses make him at extremely dangerous opponent. His above-average speed and firepower just add to the mix. One of Optimus Prime's most specialized and talented operatives, Mirage is always willing to do anything that will bring him just a little bit closer to once again setting foot on his beloved Cybertron.
Posted by Semi on :
Mirage seems like someone I'd like to team up with. It would be a lot less strain if my car had its own invisibility powers, instead of relying on a transparency field thrown by me.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I could try to hook you guys up if you like! A word of warning - he's a bit cool at first but he warms up nicely with intelligent conversation. Posted by Semi on :
I don't want to talk to him, I want to drive him.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
That's what they all say... Posted by Semi on :
It was an innocent comment. Posted by Kid Prime on :
That's what they all say... Posted by Semi on :
I sounds like you've been down that road before. Posted by Kid Prime on :
I thought you were the one who wanted to drive! Posted by icefire on :
Yay!!!!!I'm in KP'S room!!!
Posted by Semi on :
yup, I'll take Mirage for a spin along the coast highway.
Posted by Semi on :
Don't break anything, Icey.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi: yup, I'll take Mirage for a spin along the coast highway.
Can I come? Posted by Semi on :
Well you'd know better, but from the picture, it looks like Mirage can only fit one rider. If he can handle two, by all means. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yeah, I'd have to crawl in behind you. I don't think any humans ever actually got in him, now that I think about it. Which is in itself interesting, since most Autobots carried a human at some point.
Still, though it would be tight and might require some creative readjusting, I bet we could make it work!
Posted by Semi on :
Well, I can see where this is going - sstraight to the divorce court. Fortunately, I happen to know a lawyer.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
What, you're getting divorced? Posted by Semi on :
I know way too much about divorce - unfortunately, I can't tell any of it. That pesky attorney/client privilege.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Divorce is no fun! Pick another topic! Posted by Semi on :
You're right, it's no fun. Was there ever a transformer who became a motorcycle?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Actually, not in the original series. There have been a couple since then. Now THAT would be a fun ride!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Wasn't one of the Protectobots a motorcycle?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
SHOCK!
It was Groove! You're absolutely right, Eryk!
(I will never live this down...) Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I thought you were the one who wanted to drive!
Manual? Or... stick?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Depends.
Posted by Semi on :
Hey, KP. Can I come in and play with your toys?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You don't have to ask. Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Just thought Id stop by for a visit.
Nice to see you KP!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Good to see you too, DB! You're always welcome in here too! Posted by STU on :
Since I've no pad of my own at LW, the sofa here has pretty much become my home away from home. Posted by Vee on :
Just popped in to invite you all to join Semi & me for dinner. I made enough for eveyone!
Posted by Semi on :
I second that.
Posted by icefire on :
H-E-L-L-O
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hello?
Posted by STU on :
J-E-L-L-O
That's my contribution -- a Jell-O mold with canned mixed fruit and mini marshmallows, topped with coconut flakes. That's about the extent of my culinary mastery. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, he's not exactly JELLO, but I like him...
24. Hound
Function: Scout
Hound was the first Autobot to really make a friendship connection with a human. He is also very unique in that he truly prefers the rugged, beautiful Earth to his homeworld of Cybertron. A peaceful soul, Hound loves exploring all that the landscape of his adopted homeworld has to offer, from the beaches to the mountains. He likes to be alone when doing this. Very friendly, he is popular among his Autobot brethren, though they think his love affair with what many of them consider to be a big dustball in space rather odd. Actually, Hound wonders frequently what it is like to have the fragila and finite existence of a human.
Hound has two major contributions to the Autobot cause. The first is in his tracking and reconnaissance ability, which makes him not only a good scout but a superior, uncanny tracker and hunter. His sensors can pick up Decepticon activity faster than anyone else's. Secondly, he has the unique ability to create massive holographic illusions of extraordinary detail, which makes him useful on special missions of stealth and subterfuge, as well as being useful when unforseen difficulties arise on missions. He is loyal and obedient to Optimus Prime, though his attention does tend to wander at times. As a fighter, he is somewhat less powerful than many ofhis Autobot brethren, though he does carry a rather powerful shoulder-mounted missile launcher. Hound is really not much of a fighter, but no one can find the Decepticons faster than he.
Posted by icefire on :
I'm playin' with KP's Transformers!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
you play with everyone's transformers ...
Posted by icefire on :
Can I play with yours?
Posted by SharkLad on :
you can play with my Rubik's Cube ...
Posted by icefire on :
Cool!!! Got any GI Joe's?
Posted by SharkLad on :
you like military men?
Posted by icefire on :
I like Sharks!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
lawyers?
Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by SharkLad: lawyers?
Well some people like some lawyers. I got a couple of people who like me.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think there are more than a couple.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Paul's comment about Transformers got me thinking I needed to do another entry!
25. Bluestreak
Function: Gunner
Bluestreak gets his name from his gregarious, talkative nature. In fact, he never shuts up. Whether in the field of on R&R, time spent with Bluestreak is time to talk! Though his incessant and often inane chatter can be irritating to especially the more stoic Autobots, his camaraderie is generally very welcome, as it tends to lighten spirits in the fairly bleak situation the Autobots find themselves in, stranded on Earth fighting the Decepticons. Bluestreak feels very passionately about destroying the evil of the Decepticons. He just likes to keep things light. He's very popular with his Autobot brethren. If only they could get him to shut up once in a while.
Bluestreak, though as fast in combat as in conversation, is not nearly as hardened or seasoned a fighter as his comrades. As such, sometimes he will become fairly shell-shocked and unable to make decisions. Of those Autobots whose primary function is combat, he is the most sensitive to the horrors of war. It helps Bluestreak when he has elder, more seasoned fighters with him in the field, to steady him. This weakness aside, he is one of the most powerful Autobot cars. His blazing firepower is more than enough to bring down Decepticon jets, and his speed is among the very best of the Autobots. The trick is keeping him from being so spooked.
Posted by Semi on :
Bluestreak would be a great LWMB ID.
Posted by STU on :
Meanstreak would be a pretty cool name for a roller coaster... particularly a retro-old fashioned woodie...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Meanstreak would be a pretty cool name for a roller coaster... particularly a retro-old fashioned woodie...
Stu, I'm SHOCKED! It's at Cedar Point! And it IS a huge wooden coaster (unfortunately, not one of the best coasters there. They discovered that at the speeds it was going, it was causing itself damage, so they braked it significantly. It's kind of a yawner now.)
You've REALLY got to get to Cedar Point so we can avoid any more of these mistakes in teh future! Posted by STU on :
My comment was tongue-in-streak. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Two words... MILLENIUM FORCE! Just repeat them over and over again...
Posted by STU on :
I'm quivering with anticipation already.
Just looking at that 45 degree angle lift hill and 80 degree angle first drop makes me trembly...
(But I'll probably do Magnum first, so as to do them "in order"...)
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
<puts on Magnum costume>
Posted by STU on :
Magnum XL-200 was made to be ridden -- but wouldn't you know, there's always a humongous line of people waiting to get on! Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Theres no line here...
Posted by STU on :
Is it an E-ticket ride?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
could be
Posted by STU on :
Is there a seat belt, lap bar, or over-the-head harness? Or all of the above?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
all of the above...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Can you BELIEVE it? I'm DONE with the original Transformers! After this one, it'll be ON to the year one additions! Edited: Damn! I forgot Gears! I was so excited about being done with the originals, too.
26. Trailbreaker
Function: Defensive strategist
Trailbreaker likes to be a cheerleader for the rest of the Autobot team. His jovial, good-natured spirit is a positive influence to the rest of the Autobots, to be certain. Still, Trailbreaker wonders at his use to the group. It doesn't help that he is one of the most fuel-inefficient Autobots, and in a situation where resources are, at best, scarce... well, fuel is life. Trailbreaker wonders if his fuel-guzzling body doesn't repersent more of a liability than an asset to the rest of the Autobots. Prime and the rest of the Autobots do not share this view.
Trailberaker is physically one of the stronger Autobots, and he has superior endurance, though his speed and manueverability are arguably the worst of all the Autobots. His largest asset to the Autobots is his unique ability, however; Trailbreaker can project a nearly-impenetrable force field. In combat, this makes him extremely useful in the evacuation of casualties and the protection of critical areas, as well as minimizing collateral damage done to the humans of Earth, which is always one of Optimus Prime's greatest concerns. Though the force field is impressive, it uses a high amount of energy, so Trailbreaker can only project it for a limited time. He is also highly useful in search, rescue,and reconnaissance operations, and he is one of the Autobots most loyal to Optimus Prime. His only weakness is a lack of offensive punch, which is not too shabby when one considers that his function to the team is defensive operations.
[ November 02, 2003, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
THERE. Now I'm done with the original Transformers.
27. Gears
Function: Transport and Reconnaissance
Gears enjoys complaining about things. He'll complain about someone sitting too close to him and then once they move, complain about the fact that no one is sitting by him. One would think that this would produce an averse reaction to him from the rest of the team. However, this isn't so. His "sour grapes" attitude is so predictable that it's often comical, and so he has become kind of a grumbling mascot for the rest of the team. He realizes that, oddly enough, his grumbling often can lift the spirits of his teammates, and therefore, Gears grumbles as much as possible. The fact that he would grumble as much as possible even without the positive effects it can produce is completely irrelevant.
Gears has trememdous strength and endurance, and so he is often used for transport, as he really is not much of a combatant. He also has a knack for finding things using his infrared sensors, so he is good to have around on reconnaissance missions. He's about the only Autobot who can spot Ravage, for example, if he is hiding in the shadows. Though Gears' sour personality is mainly an act, sometimes the thought of his beloved Cybertron can depress him and negatively affect his performance.
Posted by Semi on :
I didn't realize that you wrote all the descriptions yourself, Jeff. You should think about publishing the collection.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Like I told Scott a long, long time ago in this thread ... there are like 4000 Transformers websites out there already. But thanks for the compliment! Look at it like this, everyone on Legion World are the only ones privileged enough to be privy to my Transformers profiles! Posted by Semi on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Like I told Scott a long, long time ago in this thread ... there are like 4000 Transformers websites out there already. But thanks for the compliment! Look at it like this, everyone on Legion World are the only ones privileged enough to be privy to my Transformers profiles!
Has anyone ever published a complete encyclopaedia of Transformers.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Marvel Comics did a long time ago. I have it on my bookshelf. And Dreamwave Comics just did a "Who's Who"ish miniseries not too long ago. I hope it comes out in TPB so I can get it.
Posted by Semi on :
I hear there's a movie (live action) in development.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I was about seven or eight when the Transformers animated movie came out in the theaters. I remember Optimus Prime dying some how, and then me crying my eyes out. It was pretty tragic, I couldn't really watch Transformers after that unless Optimus Prime was in it...
Posted by Looks That Kill Lad on :
Crikey Kid Prime! I take it you did some research when doing this, you haven't memorised the personality of every Transformer have you?!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, I do have a couple of research sources, but a lot of it IS from memory... I just really love the Transformers, I guess.
Posted by Semi on :
I take it you don't care for Go-bots? Posted by Looks That Kill Lad on :
Wel my hats off to you, that takes a whole lot of memory. Have you memorised the stats a well.
Speaking of Go-bots. I saw an advert last night for Transformer Go-bots, whats that all about?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Gobots... BAH!!!
Paul, they're a pretty rotten line of kiddie-style transformers. Stu put a bunch of pictures of them up around the middle of this thread. I don't have the heart to re-post them, as they were all wretched!
Even the very NAME Gobots is foul! Posted by Kid Prime on :
I don't have the stats from the Tech Specs memorized. You know, thinking about it, it might have been cool if I had incorporated them into the profiles... oh well, I've gotten so many of them done that I ought to finish like I started, I guess.
Posted by Looks That Kill Lad on :
I couldn't agree more with you about Gobots. Even the cartoon was dire.
I'm sure there must be a website with all the stat on somewhere
I was never sure quite how they were measured. How could the speed of an Autobot car come any where near the speed of a Decepticon jet, not including Blur of course. Still it was pretty cool using your "decoder" to get the stats. Or maybe I was easily amused as a kid Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, I've had a little break to recharge the batteries, and now it's time to write about some more Transformers! Now that I've done the originals, it's time to move on to the wonderful first-year additions, starting with the Decepticon Megatron left in charge of Cybertron in his absence...
28. Shockwave
Function: Military Operations Commander
Note: I'm going to stick with Shockwave's cartoon portrayal, even though his comic book personality is far more intriguing. I may go back and write about his comic book personality sometime later.
Millions of years ago, Megatron left Shockwave in charge of Cybertron when he left with his army to follow the Autobots. Megatron felt that Shockwave was the most capable and the most trustworthy Decepticon for the job. It turns out he was right in this assessment. After millions of years, Cybertron remains absolutely the same, securely under Decepticon control, which speaks positively for the trusted lieutenant. Shockwave is absolutely loyal to Megatron, though many times it seems more that disloyalty is beyond his programming than a choice that he has made to be loyal. However, the tradeoff for his blind loyalty is his lack of initiative. Shockwave needs to be commanded what to do, otherwise he just maintains the status quo. And while immensely powerful, he lacks a certain zeal for battle that characterizes many Decepticons. He was and is the perfect choice to take care of the Transformers' homeworld as Megatron furthers his dreams of conquest on Earth. Megatron knows that the promise Shockwave made upon his departure to keep Cybertron exactly as Megatron left it will be kept as long as Shockwave remains functional.
Shockwave transforms into a weapon of mass destruction even more awesome than Megatron. In gun mode, he wields command over all types of energy, able to choose between heat, light, x-ray, nuclear, or coutless other effects. His main weaknesses are his slow reflexes and extreme dependence on prodigous amounts of fuel. His gun mode requires so much energy to activate that he hardly every uses it. Of course, his smaller gun-arm generally takes care of anything that might arise. Shockwave is very logical and methodical and doesn't do well reacting to rash, emotional action. The best way to parry him is to do something completely unexpected. Though he posesses immense strength, he is not gifted as a physical fighter. Megatron knew what he was doing leaving Shockwave in charge of Cybertron. The sheer threat of his awesome power deters any possible Autobot uprisings under his watch, and his flaws as a battlefield operative are minimized, since he rarely sees actual combat.
Posted by Vee on :
Hi KP! Just popped in to say hello cause I hadn't been here in a while.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Good to see ya, Vee! We sure missed you this past week!
Posted by Vee on :
Thanks KP! I missed being here also. It's good to be back among friends again.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Is it my imagination KP, or does Shockwave have a rather ample bosom?
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Is it my imagination KP, or does Shockwave have a rather ample bosom?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
That's the other reason why Megatron and the other Decepticons left him behind...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Perhaps Shockwave's a gender transformer
Posted by STU on :
I loved the cover of the first "regular" issue of the Transformers comic -- where Shockwave is standing in front of a stone wall in which he's written "are all dead" under the TRANSFORMERS title... Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Whatever happened to Shockwave on the cartoon? Was he seen in/after Transformers: The Movie?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
He had a couple of cameos in the movie. I think it was understood that Unicron kind of stepped on him. Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Is it my imagination KP, or does Shockwave have a rather ample bosom?
"Shockwave has implants -- Starscream's are all real!!" (I've been waiting for an excuse to use this image again !)
[ November 13, 2003, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
Posted by STU on :
Oh, Drake... beehive! Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: He had a couple of cameos in the movie. I think it was understood that Unicron kind of stepped on him.
Hmm... I'm sure there must be a website somewhere that lists the fates of all of the characters in the movie. Jeepers, the wholesale slaughter of the original set of characters in Transformers: the Movie makes anything TMK did look light by comparison!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: He had a couple of cameos in the movie. I think it was understood that Unicron kind of stepped on him.
Hmm... I'm sure there must be a website somewhere that lists the fates of all of the characters in the movie. Jeepers, the wholesale slaughter of the original set of characters in Transformers: the Movie makes anything TMK did look light by comparison!
Hey KP, just stopping by to play with your toys! I know this guy is a bit later, but what was the name of the really big scorpion transformer that came out? Do you remember who I'm talking about? It was really cool, that much I remember...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Scorponok! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Thanks KP! I remember this transformer was just absolutely awesome when I was a kid and I begged my parents to buy it for me Posted by STU on :
And did they?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Oh yeah Posted by STU on :
I begged my parents to buy me the Unicron figure, but they declined.
Apparently the $500,000 price tag was too steep -- not to mention the fact that the figure (which was on the same scale as the other Transformers) was roughly the size of a city block.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You can buy him now in stores for about 50 bucks! (Of course he IS smaller...)
Posted by STU on :
So, so sweet... and only $39.99 from Amazon.com!
[ November 16, 2003, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by STU on :
Another view. I know what's going to be on my holiday wish list...!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What is this? A space station?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Nope. It's a giant, everything-eating, malevolent transforming planet.
Posted by Vee on :
Hey KP, I found some of your transformers scattered around at SHAKES. Brought them back for you. Looks like they made it through the party with no damage.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Nope. It's a giant, everything-eating, malevolent transforming planet.
Galactus vs. Unicron
(Now, THAT I'd get pay-per-view for...! )
Posted by Kid Prime on :
29. Grimlock
Function: Dinobot commander
The discovery of the fossilized remains of dinosaurs in the volcanic mountain where the Autobots's ship crashed got Wheeljack, the Autobots' resident inventor, to think about the possibility of adapting the power of the Earth's prehistoric giant lizards to use as added warriors for the Autobot cause. Though disastrous at first, eventually, the Dinobots emerged as a wrecking crew/strike force for the Autobots, and while seemingly always on the verge of uncontrollableness, they are a huge asset to the Autobots' activities on Earth, and possibly Wheeljack's greatest accomplishment.
The most important thing on Grimlock's mind at all times is that HE is Dinobot leader, NOT Optimus Prime. The dinobots do what HE says, when he says it. Because Grimlock is stubborn, recalcitrant, tyrannical, willful, and more than a little bit proud, this can cause difficulties among the Autobots ranks. Frankly, Grimlock would make a superb Decepticon, if for one small problem. The Dinobot leader is good. Though all his personality issues can make him nearly impossible to deal with, deep down, his heart is golden. It is this goodness that Optimus Prime trusts in, as it is hard to think of any other particular reason to trust Grimlock. And of course, there's the issue of Grimlock's intelligence, which is frankly in the lower percentile of the Autobot ranks. Though Grimlock is fierce and fearsome, terrifying in battle, there is a softer side to the Dinobot leader, which comes out in his friendship with the human child Daniel Witwicky and the grizzled old Autobot warrior Kup. Of course, Grimlock never tires of testing the limits of Prime's patience, but his addition of sheer power to the Autobot ranks cannot be disputed.
Grimlock spends most of his combat time in his T-Rex mode, where he is practically invulnerable. For long-range attacks, he uses a flamethrower which simulates fiery breath. And for close-in hand-to-hand combat... well, it's better just to stay out of his way. His jaws can snap the wings off of Decepticon jets. His fighting prowess is superior, though his approach is basically to stomp enemies into the ground. His combination of strength, firepower, endurance, and viciousness makes him a terrifying force. The best idea with Grimlock is to stand back and give him and the rest of the Dinobots room to work. The amount of collatreal damage Grimlock and his team can cause is incredibly high, and oftentime in the heat of battle will spread to the Autobot ranks as well as the Decepticon forces. The trick with Grimlock and the Dinobots is finding places for them to work where the damage they cause in their wake does not negate their usefulness.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Grimlock spends most of his combat time in his T-Rex mode
You know, I never realized this before, but now that I think about it -- Grimlock is one of the few Transformers whose transformed mode comes to mind first when I think about him. (Bumblebee is another.) I'm sure that the fact he was in dinosaur form much of the time has a lot to do with it...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Found this one floating away as well.
Hey, ws there ever a Barbie Transformer?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
NO. Unless you count Arcee. I'll have to think of a suitable punishment for that question...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: NO. Unless you count Arcee. I'll have to think of a suitable punishment for that question...
Maybe a Ken Transformer would be more appropriate. And for the younger set, a Hello Kitty Transformer.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Let's make Ken anatomically correct first, then we'll talk about his transforming power.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Everybody knows Ken is gay, right?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
If he is, he's not getting a lot of action with that groin area.
[ November 18, 2003, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I hear Ken and GI Joe are an item.
Posted by Vee on :
What about Captain Action? (Anyone remember him and Action Boy?)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Captain Action? Soooooooooo gay
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Hey, ws there ever a Barbie Transformer?
Well, there was Circuit Breaker, a human woman who was sort of "Borgified," and who vowed to take revenge on all Transformers.
If there's a Harley Davidson Barbie, why not a Circuit Breaker Barbie?
Posted by STU on :
Stu, do you collect all Pex dispensers? I have a Spiderman one released about the time of his first movie, if you don't have that one already! I'd be more than willing to pass it along to a certain puppy/duck/mage!
Posted by STU on :
Indeed I do! Pez dispensers are among the gazillion things I collect. And your offer would be MOST appreciated!
Let's talk... Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Everybody knows Ken is gay, right?
Oh heck, yeah.
Anyone remember "Earring Magic" Ken from a few years ago?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Most toys are gay. It's a little known fact, but it's true.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Most toys are gay. It's a little known fact, but it's true.
Parents! If your child grows up to be gay, it's because YOU gave him or her TOYS!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
I rest my case. How gay!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I am shocked and appalled. Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
It's in your room, KP. What's that say about you?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It says I need to do more Transformers profiles to get those berry-flavored fruits outta here!
Posted by STU on :
True. It's hard to get the persistent aftertaste of those fruits out of your mouth.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I wish I had a little Nosferatu baby doll...
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, for some reason, that doll does't look so gay. Hm, weird.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I wish I had a little Nosferatu baby doll...
That was a stretch. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Bizarrely enough, I've always liked Cheer Bear. how about a pic of ol' Grumpy Bear? He was always my favorite.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Obviously, in the Care Bear world, it rains marshmallow hearts.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Marshmellow Peeps. Yum!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Cool, it works! I just wanted to figure out how to do one of those...
[ November 20, 2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey, it's ME! Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Cool, it works! I just wanted to figure out how to do one of those...
:STU:
Posted by STU on :
Darn it! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Posted by STU on :
:kidprime:
hee hee
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
You just have to know what you're doin'.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by STU on :
:outdoorminer:
Nope, still ain't working. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Hey Jeffy. Did you catch this article at PopCultureShock about the world's smallest Transformers? They even have pics.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Here's a peek:
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Those are CUTE!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
But who can name all 5 of them? I'll give a hint... they've all been profiled somewhere in this thread. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
And they're fully functional!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Optimust Prime (Semi), Starscream (Jet), Sideswipe (sport's car), Bumblebee (VW) and Soundwave (tapedeck). But isn't Soundwave supposed to be purple?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Nah, he's navy. He gets miscolored sometimes.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
So how'd I do?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh! You got 'em all! Good job! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I had a good teacher! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
For OM, Kippers, LL and a Beast Boy one for Stu and his dog/duck form!
Posted by STU on :
What a cool idea!
And here's one in my Hypertaxis/alien hybrid form:
[ November 21, 2003, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: STU ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Now, that's gay! GI Joe, the "pride" of the USA.
Posted by STU on :
Who would win in a battle of the girl bands?
BARBIE & THE ROCKERS
or
JEM & THE HOLOGRAMS?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Josie and the Pussycats
Posted by Arachne on :
Hey, I own two of those Barbies. The middle ones.
But surely Jem and the Holograms would win.
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Now, that's gay! GI Joe, the "pride" of the USA.
Poor Snake Eyes. Always having to fend off the unwanted advances of Scarlett, Lady Jaye, and Cover Girl.
At least under that mask, none of his compadres could tell that he was always eyeing them in the locker room...
And since he never spoke, "Don't Ask Don't Tell" was a snap...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne: Hey, I own two of those Barbies. The middle ones.
But surely Jem and the Holograms would win.
Arachne, your Barbies were transgendger.
[ November 21, 2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I had the third one, Pink & Pretty Barbie. I wasn't very into Barbie (or pink, at that time) but I liked how you could change the outfit pieces around.
Arachne, do you think this place could benefit from some My Little Ponys?
Posted by Arachne on :
Yeah the second one had a very changeable costume, too. Pretty much the only thing they were good for.
My Little Ponies are another matter entirely, of course. It's nice to see that they're making a combake.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: :outdoorminer:
Nope, still ain't working.
Ah well. It's just a gift, I guess.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wow, 5 pages without a profile! I must be gettin' lazy! Well, here's the next of the Dinobots.
30. Slag
Function: Flamethrower
"Slag... want to... FIGHT!!!" is a favorite catchphrase for this Dinobot. Actually, it's about the only thing he ever says, and it's the only thing he ever wants to do. And honestly, it's the only thing he's good at. Slag is probably the most bloodthirsty, merciless, and ferocious Autobot there is. Mean and brutish, Slag charges into battle with abandon. He has little use for any of his fellow Dinobots and even less use for the rest of the Autobots. Misanthropic by nature, Slag is best avoided until it's time to fight.
Slag's strength and endurance is impressive, and his favorite mode of physical attack is running at full speed, ramming with his armor-plated head and horns. However, though his physical power is superb, it is his firepower which really makes him stand out. He easily tops the rest of the Dinobots with his fearsome flame breath, which he uses every chance he can get. Though Slag follows orders worse than probably any other Autobot, Grimlock can usually keep him under control and on task.
[ August 21, 2004, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh, now that's just going TOO far.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Wait until I bust out the Little Twinstars, Kippy.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Say KP, plan on getting the upcoming "Transformers: Generation One" series?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Maybe. I'm not happy with them turning Megatron into Galvatron so soon.
Posted by STU on :
This robot is the life of the party:
Posted by STU on :
Ick.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Ick.
AHHHHHHHHH!!! Kitty colons? They sell kitty colons over there?
Posted by Kara on :
Anyone seen Icey? I think he spent the night here last night!
Posted by STU on :
I've seen Icey. And no, I'm sure he didn't spend the night here.
Posted by Varalent on :
Try LardLad's room
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Where the hell is my key?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Thanks. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Wait a minute. Wrong key. Caroline owns that one.
Here's yours:
Psyche!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
D'oh!
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by Varalent on :
Do I smell s'mores?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yeah. You do, and here's that hug.
((((((((((((((((((Varalent))))))))))))))))))
Did you bring your pillow? (Keeps on hugging Vee. I think this one needs to one of those lingering hugs for a couple of minutes.)
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Yeah. You do, and here's that hug.
((((((((((((((((((Varalent))))))))))))))))))
Did you bring your pillow? (Keeps on hugging Vee. I think this one needs to one of those lingering hugs for a couple of minutes.)
((((((((((((((((((((KP)))))))))))))))))))))
Posted by Kid Prime on :
((((((((((((((((((((((((Varalent))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Posted by icefire on :
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Posted by icefire on :
KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think Icey's knocking at the door.
Posted by icefire on :
Hey is anyone here!!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
He's definitely knocking at the door. I guess I should answer...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Come on in, Icey! Posted by Varalent on :
Don't close the door on STU puppy!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Nope! There's room in this hug for two more!
Posted by STU on :
[[[[[[[ everyone ]]]]]]]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
(Wakes up, stretches, looks at the current LW leader nominations numbers)
(After seeing the new numbers, jumps out of bed, DETERMINED to get the one or two nominations today necessary to get back in this race)
Posted by SharkLad on :
KP
Morning
SL
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey Sharky!!!
Good to see you (and your fin!)
Posted by Crujectra on :
If I hadn't already nominated you, Jeffy Poo, you KNOW that I would do so to get you into the top five.
Posted by MLLASH on :
We of the FAT CRAMER camp would like to throw our support behind KID PRIME.
We feel he would make an excellent second-in-command to Fat Cramer!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I appreciate everyone's show of support. You guys are the bestest!
Unfortunately, barring any late night noms, I'm going home with a box of Kix this time.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I appreciate everyone's show of support. You guys are the bestest!
Unfortunately, barring any late night noms, I'm going home with a box of Kix this time.
Ummm.look again! Posted by Kid Prime on :
What what WHAT???
(((((((((((((COBIE))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((POV))))))))))))))
You guys are the bestest BESTEST!!!
Posted by icefire on :
Nope good ole Icey gets the nice parting gifts!
"Thanks for playing Icefire, here's your years supply of Rice a' Roni"
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'll give you a parting gift. Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I'll give you a parting gift.
promises promises
Posted by STU on :
As Icey already knows, I keep all my promises.
Including (especially) the ones that were made after downing too many bi-beers...
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: As Icey already knows, I keep all my promises.
Including (especially) the ones that were made after downing too many bi-beers...
YAY!!!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Nope good ole Icey gets the nice parting gifts!
"Thanks for playing Icefire, here's your years supply of Rice a' Roni"
Aw Icey, I thought you wanted Stu to get the votes! You still get to be the flirt leader here though !
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Lest it be thought that I'm being loath in my other responsibilities, what with all this electioneering...
31. Sludge
Function: Demolitions
Sludge is stupid. REALLY stupid. Sludge does well to remember that his name is Sludge and that he is a Dinobot. He's also extraordinarily strong and tough. Actually, for a Dinobot, he has a rather good-natured outlook on things, mainly because he's too slow to really get violently angry or upset. He's a pretty good soldier in that he always does as he is told. Of course, most commands other than "go here" or "crush that" are to much for him to understand, but that's okay. His strongest loyalty (or the closest equivalent, what with his limited mentality) lies with Grimlock and the rest of the Dinobots, mainly because that's the only place where he fits in as part of the group. Plus, the Dinobots don't expect him to contribute too much other than to stomp and smash, which he admittedly does pretty well.
Sludge has the basic strength, endurance, and armament built into any of the Dinobots. He is one of the strongest, but he is also the most ungainly, clumsiest, and slowest. He is no good for closed-quarters battles, unless the goal is to utterly wreck the building and everything in it. His firepower is impressive, but he can't hit the side of a Dinobot with his horrible aim. Therefore, in battle, he does what he does best... stomp and smash. When he stomps the ground, he can create shock waves that, while nowhere near as powerful as Rumble's earthquakes, can be highly disorienting. Mainly, Sludge is happiest when he feels he is useful and valuable. It doesn't happen too often, so sometimes he isn't very happy.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
quote:Originally posted by icefire: Nope good ole Icey gets the nice parting gifts!
"Thanks for playing Icefire, here's your years supply of Rice a' Roni"
Aw Icey, I thought you wanted Stu to get the votes! You still get to be the flirt leader here though !
In any Varalent Administration, Icy will hold the Cabinet position of Minister of Domestic Affairs!
Posted by icefire on :
Yay!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey! My room! Posted by icefire on :
Well okay Sory! I'll just go sleep out on the street!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I didn't say I wanted you to leave. Since Semi left town it gets lonely in this big bed all by myself. Posted by icefire on :
So I can stay?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, yes, I suppose, but that signature line of yours has GOT to go. Maybe "TRANSFORM Legion World with a vote for Kid Prime" or something.
Posted by icefire on :
okay I'll change iT!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I love politics.
Posted by icefire on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I love politics.
Me too!!!!!!! Posted by Harbinger on :
Vote Cru!
Sorry Kid but I just had to Posted by icefire on :
Hey Harbinger How are ya????
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Since Semi left town it gets lonely in this big bed all by myself.
Hey! Whatchutalkinabout, Willis?
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Well, yes, I suppose, but that signature line of yours has GOT to go. Maybe "TRANSFORM Legion World with a vote for Kid Prime" or something.
quote:Originally posted by icefire: okay I'll change iT!!!
Kid Prime says "Vote Stu!! Vote Stu!! Vote Stu!!"
Oh, now that's brilliant! Great idea, KP! Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Since Semi left town it gets lonely in this big bed all by myself.
Hey! Whatchutalkinabout, Willis?
Giggle!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by icefire: So I can stay?
You are SO not staying in this room for a LOOONG time to come... Posted by Kid Prime on :
I mean it! Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I mean it!
You never said what to who?
Posted by Pov on :
Vote StuRat?
It'd be a crime To not vote PRIME!!! Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I mean it!
You never said what to who?
I never said "Vote Stu! Vote Stu!" I demand a retraction and an apology!
LIES!!! And from the campaign of my best friend on these boards! Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: Vote StuRat?
It'd be a crime To not vote PRIME!!!
One of these candidates is well past his PRIME.
You'd be fou to not vote STU!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: I didn't say I wanted you to leave. Since Semi left town it gets lonely in this big bed all by myself.
Here, scootch over, buddy. Posted by Kid Prime on :
Okay. Posted by STU on :
[sigh of deep contentment] Posted by Varalent on :
Hey, where am I supposed to sleep?
Posted by STU on :
[scootches over some more to make room for Vee] Posted by Varalent on :
Thanks STU puppy!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey, fun! I'm glad there's so much room in my bed!
Posted by Varalent on :
We got you a bigger one for the pajama party!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Mr. Candidate. Have you covered this guy in your Transformer bios yet?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Check page 3, Scott! Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Cool! I did a search but it didn't come up with that page. Thanks!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Kid Prime note: Snarl was hardly ever used in the cartoon, and when he was used, it was only with in the company of the other 4 Dinobots. There's not too much to go on with him, and so his profile is pretty heavily truncated.
32. Snarl
Function: Desert warrior
Snarl isn't much for words or interaction. Though he is a capable warrior and follows commands well, there's just something missing in his personality component. He's very uncommunicative, very stoic. More than any other Dinobot, his personality shows the fact that Wheeljack, while capable, isn't quite at the level of Alpha Trion or Vector Sigma when it comes to creating Transformer life.
Snarl is most powerful when his solar collectors on the rigde of his back in dino mode are fully deployed, which have the effect of increasing his strength and firepower by a huge margin. If in the desert or arctic, or anywhere that the solar radiation is high, his potential strength may rival even Grimlock or Optimus Prime. Since his combat aptitude is so specialized, it is likely that he may see less action than the other Dinobots. He is the slowest of the Dinobots physically.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You see, I can be a great leader AND keep all my balls rolling! (No comments from the peanut gallery!) Posted by STU on :
....... Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: You see, I can be a great leader AND keep all my balls rolling! (No comments from the peanut gallery!)
"scuse my ignorance but why would ANYONE want to roll their balls? Posted by icefire on :
Knock Knock!!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Who's there?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: Who's there?
Icey!
Posted by icefire on :
Hey can I come in?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
And to finish the joke:
Icey who?
I see you've obviously forgotten me!
Posted by icefire on :
hEY can come in?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
33. Swoop
Function: Bombardier
Swoop is a good-natured, friendly Autobot. He's actually a good deal more intelligent than the other Dinobots, which puts him... kind of nowhere. Though accepted by the Dinobots as one of their own. Swoop looks outside the group to find other friendships. Unfortunately, his form limits his interactions with the other Autobots and with humans as well, so he finds himself alone much of the time. Still, he is the most cooperative and easy-to-please of all the Dinobots, and also the most loyal to the Autobot cause.
Snarl is physically the weakest of the Dinobots, though he is also the most agile and quickest. He can fly at speeds up to 250 mph, and he can glide silently for sneak attacks as well. Though his firepower is also somewhat weaker than the other Dinobots, he is still fairly well-outfitted, with eye lasers and large rocket launchers underneath each wing. Swoop is good at his job: he relishes swooping down upon enemies to bomb them with his awesome rockets and then swooping up out of reach. He provides good air support for the other Dinobots, and he is also the only Dinobot who can be trusted reasonably well to undertake more complex missions than to merely crush everything in sight.
Posted by STU on :
Swoop was one of the dozen or so Transformers I owned.
How do you think Swoop would fare in one-on-one battle against Lazerbeak and/or Buzzsaw? Ratbat?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Honestly, Laserbeak would probably wear him down, since Swoop probably couldn't hit him - he's so agile. As for Buzsaw or Ratbat, it's no contest. Swoop would win, or it would be a draw because he couldn't hit them.
Posted by Varalent on :
Good luck tomorrow KP!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Good luck to you too, Vee! We're ALL the best man!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
...well, they won't have Kid Prime to kick around anymore... Oh, is this thing on??? Gotta cover, quickly... okay, put on a big, happy grin!
My fellow LW citizens, it has been a great second election. Quite honestly, any of the 5 candidates would have done this MB proud. All of my 4 opponents are awesome folks, and I congratulate each and every one of you heartily. Now, as I begin to take down the fliers and bunting from my room, I would just like to offer my sincerest congratulations to the two winners, and a big hug to my best friend on the boards, now LW leader, and pledge my support to the STU/HWW ADMINISTRATION!!!! Posted by Kid Prime on :
And in support of my pal and his new deputy, I would like to turn over my room to a political and creative planning think-tank for the new administration! Together, we will build to the skies from the strong foundation Princess Crujectra laid!
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
KP,
I wouldn't be surprised if in the future, you will hold the post of Leader
Posted by Varalent on :
Indubitably! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Thanks, Quis, Vee... (And that goes for you too, Vee!)
But right now, it's time for me to take a different role in the happenings here at Legion World... that of President Stu's (Funny, it kind of rhymes with President Chu!) special counsel!!! Let's hear it for PRESIDENT STU!!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
KP, nice job in the elction! I'm sure you don't need to be told how important you are to Legion World, but what the hell, I'm tellin' you anyway!
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: KP,
I wouldn't be surprised if in the future, you will hold the post of Leader
He's holdin' my post right now! Posted by STU on :
quote:Kid Prime -- Legion World just wouldn't be the same without you. During your absence from the boards, things were a little duller, a little grayer, a little colder all around. I hope you know just how well-loved and well-respected you are -- how highly everyone thinks of you. You're the heart of Legion World, and you make this place special just by being you.
Thank you, Jeff.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Okay, since this room has now been designated as an Official Administrative Space I've added it to the cleaning schedule. Tuesdays and saturdays at 8 am I'll be coming in to clean.
Ummm... Where do you want all these old toys put after I finish boxing them up? Posted by Varalent on :
I would suggest listing them on eBay. Start them at $0.99 each and they'll sell like hotcakes. The proceeds can go to help defray the cost of the recent elections since they were found in public property...
[ December 09, 2003, 10:59 AM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Unless Kippers is under investigation for any crimes which would then make them property of the Security Office.
Not that that could ever happen!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: I would suggest listing them on eBay. Start them at $0.99 each and they'll sell like hotcakes. The proceeds can go to help defray the cost of the recent elections since they were found in public property...
I'm not familiar with the procedure on e-bay, How would I go about listing so many used Go-Bots?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Abin Quank:
quote:Originally posted by Varalent: I would suggest listing them on eBay. Start them at $0.99 each and they'll sell like hotcakes. The proceeds can go to help defray the cost of the recent elections since they were found in public property...
I'm not familiar with the procedure on e-bay, How would I go about listing so many used Go-Bots?
I was worried until I read this post. Go-Bots, indeed! Somebody's been slipping GO-BOTS in here? Take them to your EBay and good riddance! Posted by Abin Quank on :
How do I tell the difference? I guess I'll just pack up all the Items that don't have an "L" symbol somewhere on them...
Posted by Pov on :
King Stu sez:
"NO to GOBOTS!" Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Pov: King Stu sez:
"NO to GOBOTS!"
It appears that the pressures of office have already furrowed STU's brow. What a horrible fate for a non-sharpei.
Posted by STU on :
[STU curls up on his favorite couch in KP's room, and reads the first issue of Transformers: The War Within]
Posted by Varalent on :
Swoop is a good-natured, friendly Autobot. He's actually a good deal more intelligent than the other Dinobots, which puts him... kind of nowhere. Though accepted by the Dinobots as one of their own. Swoop looks outside the group to find other friendships. Unfortunately, his form limits his interactions with the other Autobots and with humans as well, so he finds himself alone much of the time. Still, he is the most cooperative and easy-to-please of all the Dinobots, and also the most loyal to the Autobot cause.
Snarl is physically the weakest of the Dinobots, though he is also the most agile and quickest. He can fly at speeds up to 250 mph, and he can glide silently for sneak attacks as well. Though his firepower is also somewhat weaker than the other Dinobots, he is still fairly well-outfitted, with eye lasers and large rocket launchers underneath each wing. Swoop is good at his job: he relishes swooping down upon enemies to bomb them with his awesome rockets and then swooping up out of reach. He provides good air support for the other Dinobots, and he is also the only Dinobot who can be trusted reasonably well to undertake more complex missions than to merely crush everything in sight.
Where did you get these cool profiles from? do you have one of soundwave?? He was always my favorite!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Woo hoo!
Another Transformers fan!!!!
Yay!!!
Actually, Lev, I wrote them all. I do have one for Soundwave in this thread... it's fairly early... all 33 of them are interspersed throughout all the friendship and flirting stuff here in my room. I'm excited that you like the Transformers! This may be the inspiration I need to get off my butt and start in on the Insecticons!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I can't wait for the Insecticons!
They were the first Transformers I owned!
Kickback is one of my all time favorites!
Posted by Leviathan6033 on :
oh yeah i love the transfomers. Its because of them i started collecting comics in the first place. Man i used to have so many of the toys.
What do you think of the new 'former series KP?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I haven't been getting the ongoing. I thought the first mini was awesome, the second one, much less so. Too much stuff going on in the second one.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Or let me put that another way... I haven't been getting the ongoing YET.
Posted by Leviathan6033 on :
Interesting! I thought the second mini was a lot better then the first. Really looking foward to the ongoing though!
Are you buying Armada and the darkness within?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So KP, where have you been?
We miss you Jeff! Stop by more often!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Aww, I appreciate the thought, Cobie, but the place really does roll along just fine without me.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The place may roll along with out you Jeff, but it's more fun when you're around Posted by Varalent on :
Abso-posi-lutely, KP! LW isn't the same without your shining presence on the boards!
Posted by STU on :
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
More KP! More KP!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Hey Jeffy. Did you say at one time that you didn't have the 6 issues More Than Meets The Eye who's who series? I've found an electronic copy of the mini if you'd like it.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK...
(insert evil throaty chuckle here)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
34. Jetfire (aka Skyfire)
Function: Air Guardian
(Kid Prime note: The character of Jetfire was referred to as "Skyfire" in the cartoon, thus the two names.)
Jetfire lived as a scientist on Cybertron, in the days prior to the Autobot-Decepticon wars. In those days, he lived for research and knowledge. This drive led he and his best friend to a yellow star system, where he was lost, forever, it seemed. It was only much later that it was discovered that the planet where he was lost was actually Earth. His friend was named Starscream. Millenia later, the stranded Decepticons unearthed his body on Earth. Reviving him, they sought to make him a Decepticon, and while he was duped by Megatron and Starscream for a short while, it was when he realized the viciousness and mercilessness of Megatron that he also realized that he could never swear allegiance to the Decepticon cause. Instead, he found something better. He found the Autobots.
Jetfire combines his thirst for knowledge with the zeal of a warrior and the soul of a protector in his work for the Autobot cause. He can never quite forget that he was almost a Decepticon, though he has proven his loyalty to the Autobots time and again. Megatron and Starscream harbor a special hatred for "that traitor," as well. Jetfire is one of the most tireless of the Autobots in his protection of the humans of Earth.
Jetfire has the ability to achieve orbital escape velocity in his jet mode, though to do so drains him of most of his fuel. However, he is the Autobots' very greatest asset in getting them where they need to go, and FAST. Even under normal flight circumstances, he is blazingly fast. He is physically one of the largest Autobots, though his strength is surprisingly no match for his size. While he has remarkable firepower, both in robot and jet mode, his shielding and armor pales somewhat in comparison to Autobots like Brawn and Ironhide. Jetfire works best in a group of many Autobots, where they can get his back and maximize his full potential, both in flight and on the ground. He is indispensable for large, fast-moving strike forces and commando raids. While the Autobots got along well before Jetfire joined the team, the boost in mobility and air power his presence adds to the Autobot cause is extremely important to the continued success of Autobot operations on Earth.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Murphy Talks Transformers An update on the live-action feature.
January 27, 2004 - In a posting yesterday on the message board of his official site, producer Don Murphy gave fans a brief update on the status of the live-action Transformers movie. "The Transformers film that I am doing with Tom DeSanto is still on target," wrote Murphy. "Three studios are discussing a deal as we speak. We hope to conclude a deal within the next month."
The producer promises Transformers fans that the filmmakers "are going to get this film right, and follow the classic mythology of the show and the comics."
Murphy adds that "everything you post on the board is read and discussed by us. That is why it is here. We do not always have time to reply – but your voice is listened to!"
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hey! I thought I had lost the Jetfire/Skyfire profile for all time and would have to do another one! Woo hoo!!!
Posted by STU on :
[STU hides behind KP's sofa, ready to spring out and give him a special birthday surprise]
Posted by STU on :
[STU, still hiding behind KP's sofa, is starting to get sore]
(I wonder if he's back yet...?)
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I just stumbled into KP's room, and boy are you guys naughty! Good thing it's soundproof. And why is the floor covered with monkey hair and banana peels?
Posted by STU on :
I had to eat something the whole time I was waiting to surprise KP on his birthday...!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: I just stumbled into KP's room, and boy are you guys naughty! Good thing it's soundproof. And why is the floor covered with monkey hair and banana peels?
[Whistles innocently...]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
I have a feeling I'd better get out of here soon, to preserve what's left of my innocence... Posted by Kid Prime on :
I think I maybe need to shred a few choice pages of this thread... Posted by Kid Prime on :
"Leader for Life?"
Did we have this conversation? Posted by STU on :
Yes, of course. Don't you remember the numerous times you approached me and wisely counseled me to get rid of term limits?
What, you don't remember? Almost as though someone had magically erased those memories?
How curious...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
*Makes a mental note to discuss this converation with Cobalt Kid tomorrow*
Gee, I'm aftraid I don't remember anything about that! (Flashes STU a bright, disarming smile)
Posted by STU on :
[makes a mental note to get to Cobie before KP does]
Whillikers!
[gives KP an even more disarming hug ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
This would generally be time for a "Curses! Foiled again!" line.
However, this time, I may have to take more drastic measures. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
HOW drastic?
This is starting to get exciting! ]
Oh well, there goes my innocence right out the window... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Um, what's going on in here? Everything alright KP?
<gives curious eye-brow raised half smile>
Posted by STU on :
[STU whispers to Cobie]
Don't forget what I gave you in exchange for your silence, Mr. Chief Security Officer. Just remember -- I can take it all away just as quickly, and then where would you be?
Posted by Varalent on :
STU, did you just say that you could take "it" all the way? Posted by Varalent on :
It's so very hard to "hear" when you "speak" so small!
[ February 02, 2004, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by The much-beloved STU on :
Now, Vee... if you want me to take "it" for you ever again, you'll be nice!
Won't you...?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hmmmmm...
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Should I still be in this room when "it" gets out of control?
Posted by The much-beloved STU on :
Don't worry, IB -- it won't get out of control.
I have a firm grip on things.
Posted by Povvin the Martian on :
Indeed he does! Having met Stu in the real world, I can vouch for him having Popeye-like forearms! Posted by Povvin the Martian on :
He really only needs to use one at a time though...
I hear "it" has been referred to as Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
When did KP's room become another room for Stu's debauchery ?
Posted by Spellbinder on :
Probably when Stu started posting in it Posted by Kid Prime on :
Unfortunately, in light of recent political rumblings on LW, I must resign my post as advisor to STU.
No hard feelings, buddy!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Better to resign than wind up among the disappeared....
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Just be careful both things don't happen, KP.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
KP, be very careful around here now, things seem to be getting out of control...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Whew! I made it back to my room with seconds to spare! There was something following me... dark, scary... I'm just glad I made it back to my room in one piece with... THE ITEM!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Item? What is it you have KP? Could it be the secret to bringing Stu back to his senses? One can only hope...
Posted by STUbot # 129 on :
(Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!)
Yes, this will do nicely.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
Pardon me Mr. STUbot 129, but is that your property?
Even STU could not save you from a lawsuit for Trespass to Chattel.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
*KP is deposited unceremoniously from the spatial vortex to the floor*
Hmm... everything seems all right... I don't know what that vortex was... wait? What are those manacles for? And that... isn't that an Iron Maiden over there? The door to my room... it's been barred up! There are bars all over! AND WHERE ARE MY TRANSFORMERS? My room... it's no longer my room... it's a PRISON CELL!!!
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
[ February 04, 2004, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Varalent on :
Hang on KP! This Staff of Justice has some practical uses too!
WHAM!
SLAM!!
BANG!!!
CRACK!!!!
[ February 04, 2004, 06:34 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It didn't work.
He'p me! He'p me!!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Damn! This is a heavy sucker!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Um, where is he precisely?
Posted by Varalent on :
Imprisoned inside his room
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Oh please. "Prison"? How do these rumors get started?
My former advisor, Kid Prime, is off relaxing at STU's Legion World Day Spa. I'm sure he's being pampered in a luxuriating and soothing hot tub or something.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[Cut to:
Kid Prime is shackled and hanging over a cauldron of boiling oil...]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
HE'P ME! HE'P ME!
Oh, heh!
I'm just kidding, folks. I'm really loving it here so far! Nothing to worry about, nothing to see.
[ February 04, 2004, 07:47 PM: Message edited by: His imperial majesty, STU ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: HE'P ME! HE'P ME!
Oh, heh!
I'm just kidding, folks. I'm really loving it here so far! Nothing to worry about, nothing to see.
The final affront!!!!! Imprisoning someone when you're a tyrant is sort of expected but it's absolutely uncalled for to edit someone's posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Kid Prime on :
gulp!
Posted by STUbot # 129 on :
(Enters Kid Prime's room through the spatial portal, steel-barbed cat-o' nine tails in hand)
HEH.
HEH.
HEH.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Mother!
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Who's yer Daddy? Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*knock, knock, knock* Hey, Kid Prime! You home? What did you do to your room and since when did you keep the door locked? *bang, bang, bang*
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU answers the door, smiling sweetly]
Oh, hi there!
Um, KP can't come out today. He and I are engaged in a heated debate. (I think he's finally coming around to my side. He just agreed to let me make GOBOTS the official transforming robots of Legion World!)
Maybe some other time, OK?
[ February 04, 2004, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: His imperial majesty, STU ]
Posted by STUbot # 130 on :
(Impersonating Kid Prime's voice)
Everything's FINE, LL! I was just locking and barring my door with these impenetrable and unbreakable bars to keep out the evil resistance to President STU's rightful reign! You never can tell what they're up to! Thanks for being so concerned, but I really am fine! Really really really really fine!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play with my GoBots.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
I've programmed these STUbots well. Very well. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*tries to push past Stu* That wasn't Jeff. He wouldn't wipe his butt with a GoBot let alone play with one. What's going on here?
[ February 04, 2004, 09:02 PM: Message edited by: Lightning Lad ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
G-g-g-gobots? Whimper!
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[tries to disarm Scott by giving him a big HUG ]
(Hey, it worked for Jeff! )
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Gobots, huh?
You *are* torturing him.
Posted by STUbot # 130 on :
(Impersonating Kid Prime's voice)
Really! I'm fine! Really! You know those times when I like to be alone and recharge? Well, I think I may need to be alone for the next 50 or 60 years. But I'm fine! I'll let you know if I need anything! Honest Injun!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*hugs Stu back, tightly, lifting him off the ground and moving him out of the way.* OM, I think KP needs our help.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU closes the door securely behind him]
I'm sure they bought it. The voice technology on these STUbots is really a wonder to behold (behear?).
Anyway, one can't be too cautious.
[STU opens a hidden panel, behind which is stocked crate after crate of JEFF'S KRYPTONITE. Behind it are boxes labeled SCOTT'S KRYPTONITE, OM'S KRYPTONITE, etc. ...]
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm almost certain of it, LL.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Well, I think I'll join the lovely Winema back at my mansion, and call it a night.
I'm sure those meddling kids won't turn up anything while I'm gone...
Posted by STUbot # 130 on :
(Takes Kid Prime and disappears with him through the spatial portal, after flipping the hologram switch that causes KP's room to appear completely normal and unmolested.)
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Jeff? Hey Jeff? I thought he was in here. Could have sworn I heard his voice. I think someone needs to start keeping tabs on our beloved leader.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
HE'P! HE'P MMF...
(Kid Prime vanishes into the potral seemingly without a trace)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Hold on, LL. Step forward when I do.
<Grabs LL's hand, focuses, steps forward>
OK, we're in. Looks completely normal and unmolested. Of course, there's also no KP and I know we heard him.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*steps forward with OM*
He doesn't have another exit does he? Maybe he was embarassed by being caught playing with GoBots.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
If he was playing with GoBots then Stu's perfected the art of brainwashing.
We should look around for a bit.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*looks around the room* Doesn't appear to be anything missing. Maybe a little more unkempt than Jeff normally keeps it.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Odd, this Optimus Prime figure's got the wrong color scheme. Let me have a look at it.
<Reaches for it, only to have hand pass through>
Uh oh. Something's rotten in Denmark.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
A hologram? Why would Jeff have a hologram in his room of his room?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I don't know.
We should look for an off switch. You wouldn't be able to track where the power's coming from, could you?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
If its using more power then I should be able to siphon it off and shut it down. Give me a sec. *stands still, arms down at sides, and concentrates. Soon energy begins to flow into LL and the holographic image in the room begins to flicker, then go out, revealing...*
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Holy.....
Cold, damp walls. Various restraining devices. Exotic torture implements. This can only mean one thing......
....we're in Cobie's bedroom.
[ February 04, 2004, 09:48 PM: Message edited by: Outdoor Miner ]
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*supresses a laugh* Yeah, this looks like it could be his room instead of Jeff's. Maybe he redecorated it for him. But I don't see anyone imprisoned in any of the devices so that means there is still no sign of KP.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
He was here. Vee heard him. We heard him.
If Stu's got the tech to snatch him, move him around, and convert KP's room to a Hammer film set then he's stronger than I realized.
I think we need to head out and regroup with the others. Plan the next move.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Sounds like a good course of action. Maybe we should leave something here to let us know what's going on. You have any surveilence devices?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
One. Let me set it up. As morbid as it sounds, if they torture anyone else in here, we'll get a good look at it.
Done. Ok, let's bail. Hang on to me. Step when I do...now.
<steps forward, disappears>
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
*follows OM wherever the teleport takes him*
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Kippers? Still missing...
But it looks like Stu and his robot were here...
And from the looks of it, LL and Outdoor Miner too. I hope they know what they're doing...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
KP? KP? Still stuck in that vortex? We're working on it, hold on!
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
*goes to collect the evil panther's pee to power the device to recorporialise KP*
Posted by STUbot # 131 on :
(Dumps Circuit Breaker unceremoniously into the prison, and goes off to do more of the will of Our Lord and Master, STU the Unstoppable)
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
*attempts to use machine to recorporialise KP and CB, and watches as CB destroys STUbot 131 immediately upon materialisation, but although the machine says KP was rematerialised, it says CB disrupted where he did so, and that he could be anywhere on Earth...*
Posted by Varalent on :
Egads! Poor KP! Now we'll have to send out search & rescue missions to Earth! That cold take another...two or three weeks! (Coincidently, about as long as he'll need to finish work on the Pocket Universe )
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: And from the looks of it, LL and Outdoor Miner too. I hope they know what they're doing...
Why would we start now?
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
[STU casts a spell over all the STUbots, rendering them utterly impervious to damage of any sort. The spell also contains an illusion component -- so that the perpetrator of the harm will believe the STUbot to be destroyed, when in fact it is not. In this way, the ranks of the STUbots will continue to grow exponentially...]
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
*Figures it out*
AH-hah.
*constructs various illusiory "weapons", and fires one @ STUbot #143 as a test. As expected, its auto-repair system kicks in, repairing damage that isn't actually there and eventually cannabalising vital circuits to repair the damage, destroying ITSELF *
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Still no sign of KP...
Posted by Varalent on :
Don't worry Cobie, we'll find him!
Posted by Royal Inquisitor on :
STUbots, ask our master if I should begin torturing Kid Prime.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Cold... so very c-c-c-cold... on this asteroid...
Oh well, while I'm here, I might as well work on the Pocket Universe. (Takes out Omnicom and light pen.)
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I wonder if there's a STUbot who looks like a certain Shameless Hussy... we sure wouldn't want KP stuck in a cold and lonely corner of hell with HER! We better step up our rescue efforts.
Posted by Varalent on :
That's odd, one of the server 'droids from SHAKES seems to be missing as well. Armi has blond hair and blue eyes and was manufactured to the specifications of the Titian leaders so he could merge with the TitaNet. Wonder where he could have gotten off to?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think she was accidently taken by the STUbots as well. Funny, I always thought she looked like a combination of Saturn Girl and a gobot.
Posted by His imperial majesty, STU on :
Is Armi a "he" or a "she"? Or one of those new-fangled, gender-shifting robots?
(Transformer, indeed! )
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Hmmm, I can't seem to get a lock on KP with my teleport beam...
*beams up an electric fire & power source so that he can concentrate more on working on the PU *
Posted by Varalent on :
Armi is most definitely a "he" and he IS part transformer, but not as you so wickedly imply.
He has this well concealed package that when uncovered & prompted springs forth and transforms into a mighty, massive, towering, pinnacle of power!
I have a feeling that KP and Armi will get along splendidly. Armi will be great company for him (where ever KP is) and his internal power source, (located in a hidden cavern) will keep KP all warm and cozy! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Oh well, while I'm here, I might as well work on the Pocket Universe. (Takes out Omnicom and light pen.)
My God, he is being tortured.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Now the question is, do we rescue him now or wait until he finishes work on the Pocket Universe?
Posted by Comet King on :
Er. What IS the Pocket Universe?
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Comet King: Er. What IS the Pocket Universe?
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Cold... so very c-c-c-cold... on this asteroid...
[STU teleports in; wraps a fleece comforter around KP, and leaves a flask of hot chocolate (spiked with brandy); then 'ports out]
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
So, how are you and Armi doing, KP?
Shall we send some videos and a bed up there too? Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Alright, LMB Assemble!!!
The Search for Kid Prime is in full affect! Cobalt Kid, reporting for duty! Where O Where has Kippers gone?!
Posted by Arachne on :
Arachne reporting in. Has anybody tried the Transformer conventions?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
KP will return when that ugly statue falls to page three...
Save KP! Bury the statue!!!!
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Hardly a statue - more like a Dr Doom-head-bust Posted by Arachne on :
On an abstract pedestal.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm still searching.
I can say for sure that he wasn't at the anime con I attended this weekend.
Posted by STU on :
Maybe he was in disguise?
You know, "robots in disguise," and all that...
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Maybe he was in disguise?
You know, "robots in disguise," and all that...
No, KP wouldn't be in disguise. He would simply Transform!
[ February 16, 2004, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*Gasp* Could he be trapped in vehicular form and unable to transform?
Posted by Arachne on :
If that was the case, you'd think he'd find some way to signal us. Honking a horn in morse code or something.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by STU: Maybe he was in disguise?
You know, "robots in disguise," and all that...
Unless he can disguise himself as a Catgirl, he wasn't there.
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
quote:Originally posted by STU: Maybe he was in disguise?
You know, "robots in disguise," and all that...
Unless he can disguise himself as a Catgirl, he wasn't there.
I'm having a very difficult time visualizing that! Posted by Arachne on :
Unfortuantely, I'm not. Posted by STU on :
Me neither! The tail and all! ... er, ... er, Posted by STU on :
Kid Prime sighting... on The Anywhere Machine!
More to come...!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... could Kid Prime's "disappearance" be just another campaign ploy?
If he conveniently returns with his fancy new Pocket Universe Forum that everyone is going to love so much just as the election process hits full swing... well, let's just say I'm going to be more than a bit suspiscious...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Not to worry.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! Now I've got to come up with someone else to nominate!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Posted by Varalent on :
Look he's laughing in absentia! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Back from the lonely cold asteroid, just in time to throw my wholehearted support in the current LW election behind... COBALT KID!!!!
Vote COBIE!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Aw, thanks Kippers !
You're the best Campaign manager I could have hoped for! I'm flattered !
And welcome back!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
Posted by Stoopid Cat on :
**Mewl**
**Mewl**
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Cheer up, candidates. It's not the end of the world.
(Besides, I may have it harder than both of you. Do you know how tough it is to find a non-campaign manager?)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Cheer up guys! Good luck to all of you! And you can work for my campaign too if you're really that sad !
Posted by icefire on :
Best of luck Cobie!!!!
Posted by SharkLad on :
I would like to eat anyone not supporting your campaign ...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sharky, sounds good to me! Consider this your position in my new campaign! Enjoy lunch! Posted by Kid Prime on :
BACK.
P.S. and
The rest of you guys and gals too.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Jeffy!
Posted by Obadiah Oldbuck on :
Well GUESS WHO? is back...
hint, wink, nudge Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Mind if an old friend stops by?
And check out the Bits forum for some cool tag threads that could always use your touch Kippers!
And check the last three pages of Guess Who? to see the campaign that Obadiah Oldbuck and I have started... Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Surely this thread deserves a , don't ya think?
Posted by Frostfyre on :
Sure wish KP was around!!!!
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Wow, KP's room sure is a popular place. Then again, KP is a popular guy! Hope he doesn't mind if I sit and play while waiting for him...
[ June 01, 2004, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: CJ Taylor ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
C.J.'s a DECEPTICON!!!
(Who knew?)
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
What can I say, KP? Being evil is more fun, all the mischief is exciting. Plus, we get to laugh maniacally... bwa ha ha ha!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
So, are we gonna see some huge robot vs robot battles soon?
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Some of us are planning a coup in the Decepticon leardership. So we're a little busy. Maybe sometime next weekend? Whattaya say KP?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I would just like to disavow all rumors of Decepticon activities in my room here and now. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
And what do you have to say about the long-standing rumor that there are Gobots, yes Gobots, hiding in these quarters? Posted by Kid Prime on :
"Whatever... VARIANT!"
That's what I have to say to those Transformers wannabes if they poke their slimy little heads around here!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The mere mention of Gobots sends Kippers into Robot-Progenitor mode!
Posted by Teliyon on :
Me Grimlock. Kick butt!
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
<transforms in terror>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Teliyon: Me Grimlock. Kick butt!
(Unicron grabs his ass in slight pain, as if to swat 4 Dinobot-shaped flies)
Posted by Teliyon on :
Me, Grimlock, need new strategy.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
This getting exciting!
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Wheelie say make friends today!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Me Grimlock say we on our way!
Posted by Varalent on :
Hey KP!!!!!!!!! Glad to see you here again. Can't believe I missed your tiumphant return while I was on the DL. Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's not been without its own nicks and bruises, Vee. Still, good to see you too, man. Posted by Teliyon on :
By the way : Transformers Armada ?
Er............ ah, of course.........
Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
"Megatron??? Is that you?"
Honestly, I try not to think about Armada. It makes me break out in a rash.
Posted by Teliyon on :
Hehehehe. Even better.
The Insecticons are in our way!
Wrong, they're our way in!
Posted by Teliyon on :
I was okay with Armada. Got the comic series. Liked Prime and Jetfire. But obviously, G1 is the best. Prime rocks. Have you played the Game?
Oh yeah.
"Here's a hint!"
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Not yet, as my PS2 had gone ka-blooey. I hear it's very good, though!
Posted by Teliyon on :
Yep. I'm really enjoying it. It would have been so much better if I could have played as Grimlock. Or even played as the Transformers Armada Jetfire. I like the thought of that. But I think a flying Transformer wouldve been too much for them.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Cool!
Posted by Teliyon on :
Did you buy any of the Takara re-issues? For instance : Soundwave.
In the box, I found an advert for a PS2 G1 game. All the text was in Japanese so couldn't read it. But I got very excited and now can't seem to find anything more about it. You heard of it at all?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
So does this story interest anyone here? Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Ooh, look at the pretty pictures!
Posted by Frostfyre on :
Very Pretty!
Posted by UTS on :
You see those two figures in the lower right?
They're actually Gobots. Posted by CJ Taylor on :
and a hush fell over the crowd.
Everyone turned to see KP's reaction to the heinous insult.
His eyes got beady, his jaw muscles clenched, and his fists balled...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Oh, violence. Cool.
<grabs bag of popcorn, sits down>
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
If you listen real close, you can here the opening synthesizer from "You Got the Touch"...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
The thing is, the reason I'm not turning quite as violent at this point as one might expect is that to me, Transformers: Armada and Energon are really only one step removed from Gobots.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
KP, my local comic shop has Springer in his original box and everything! Costs $199.00 if I want it, but it's still cool to drool over.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wow!
Posted by Varalent on :
KP....you really, really must try City of Heroes.
It's too much fun for you to miss out on.
Enough said!
Vee
Posted by ActorLad on :
Armada & Energon aren't like Go-Bots dagnabbit!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Okay, they're Pokemon in Transformers drag then.
Posted by ActorLad on :
Your one of those Truck not Monkey people aren't you?
[ June 19, 2004, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: ActorLad ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Nah. I kinda liked Beast Wars. Though the fact that the real Optimus was lying under the mountain through the entire series definitely helped. Beast Wars had great continuity with the original series.
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
Vote for me or these get plastered all over the place :
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Kippers, I don't know if you've ever seen this website, but it's a cool place to buy all t-shirts from the 80's, including some of the Transformers.
I'm thinking of grabbing an Aqua Teen Hunger force shirt (from the Adult Swim section [they have post-80's stuff]) and my brother might get a Mega Man one!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Bar... being stocked.
MP3 library... being prepped.
Disco Ball... being raised.
Transformers... being polished.
Tomorrow's gonna be a great day. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Kewl! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wow. Looking back at the first post on this thread... seeing that date, July 6, 2002... I'll always remember seeing about 20 posts in the MMB and Legion forums, and watching that number GROOOOW!
I'm also quite proud of the fact that Kid Prime's Room was the first piece of virtual real estate here in the MMB, starting a trend which has grown to encompass SHAKES, the Beacon, Administration headquarters(es), and countless other fun places to visit.
More reminiscing later!!!
Posted by Varalent on :
And aways one of the most fun KP! Thanks! I've always enjoyed having you around.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Manoman, this room is a rocking!
KP, let's hear some "Dare To Be Stupid"
Posted by Kid Prime in MLLASH's body on :
*Bursts in, shoving through dresser drawers*
I KNOW there are some pants in here.
Posted by Kid Cobalt in ?'s Body on :
I refuse to wear pants in this body!
Posted by Kid Prime in MLLASH's body on :
*Sigh* Being Kid Prime in MLLASH's body, it's DOUBLY doing nothing for me.
Posted by Pov in Nightcrawler's Body on :
*BAMF*
Now how does Gary control thi--
*BAMF* Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
By the gods! Tis a deamon
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
KP, I'm liking what you've done with the place. It's like a Transformers discotheque in here.
Posted by Quislette, Esq on :
*posts on wall by door* Help Wanted: Receptionist
Must fit in with office decor, answer phones, greet clients, and other tasks.
Position requires flexability.
Apply at Quislette's Super Law Firm of Space
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Walks in, looks at all the Transformer stuff.
"This one looks good"
and puts it in his knapsack.
Leaves room
Posted by Kid Prime on :
THIS MEANS WAR!!! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Now Hrun the Barbarian has stolen from your room too Kippers!
When will this thievery end?!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's gonna end once I activate the tracking device I carefully place on all my Transformers. Momma Prime didn't raise no fool. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've often found that Barbarians can easily be reasoned with. Just provide them with sparkly things and booze and you can get all kinds of good stuff.
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Sparkly things Good
Sorry most noble one, i appear to have thrown up over a transformer thing
I shall leave
Posted by Kid Prime on :
RROWR!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Here you go Kippers! I've recovered your stolen items--just another days work for LW's greatest hero.
Hope that curves your anger a little, but then again, that vomit is a bit nasty...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Yeah, I'll have to get the Sheila Shine out, to be sure.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: It's gonna end once I activate the tracking device I carefully place on all my Transformers. Momma Prime didn't raise no fool.
Optimus Prime's got Lo-Jack??
Speaking of Transformers (and when aren't you? ), do you know if any of the Transformers books out there are worth picking up? I tried "Generation One" for awhile, but couldn't get into it or the characters as they were portrayed.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Honestly, Drake, I've had a hard time getting into the Generation 1 ongoing series. I think all the little in-jokes and easter eggs referencing mainly the movie were subliminally irritating me, considering it's a completely different continuity.
I may look at it in TPB once it's released. (of course, this also has to do with my comics budget significally shrinking this year... I've dropped everything but Legion and Supreme Power... and if Zarda doesn't get some clothes on soon, well... Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Here's some interesting news (from Comic Book Resources): As promised, this weekend Hasbro announced that DreamWorks Pictures and Paramount Pictures would team up with the toymaker to develop a live-action, motion picture based on the globally popular Transformers franchise. Steven Spielberg will executive produce. The film is slated for release in the summer of 2006. Lorenzo di Bonaventura ("Constantine"), Don Murphy ("The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen") and Tom DeSanto ("X-Men" and "X2: X-Men United") are attached to produce. Superhero Hype has the whole press release.
.... "Spielberg?!?!" niiiiiice Posted by Kid Prime on :
I know. I'm pretty stoked.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
The ones I'm most looking forward to seeing are Prowl who's my fav and since he's Optimus' right hand I'm mostly assured he'll be there. The other one is Sideswipe (I mean, he's a Lamborghini Countache and that's a cool-ass car!) Oh! and Soundwave too! I have little doubt he'll be there, but they gotta have that voice from the cartoon!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'm really looking forward to seeing them all. I hope the guys who did the voices for Prime, Megatron, and Starscream come back. Everyone else would be great as well, but I consider those three to be kind of essential.
And the thought of seeing Laserbeak and Ravage popping out of Soundwave in full CGI glory gives me happy shivers of joy.
Posted by Future on :
I'm excited, yet cautiously skeptical! As we all are whenever anything we're a fan of comes into play. I'm glad they seem to be sticking to a G1 homage and with the names attached, I have high hopes for all the original favorites!
E-gads, Kippers, I hope they can get some of the original voice actors (or at least decent substitutes). It's about time Frank Welker and Peter Cullen got a chance to reprise their Optimus & Megatron roles.
Alas, Starscream's voice actor (Chris Latta) died a few years ago! But there's always whoever voiced the Starscream on the recent Armada show or Doug Parker, who voiced Terrorsaur and Starscream in Beast Wars!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: Alas, Starscream's voice actor (Chris Latta) died a few years ago! But there's always whoever voiced the Starscream on the recent Armada show or Doug Parker, who voiced Terrorsaur and Starscream in Beast Wars!
I DID NOT KNOW THAT. Posted by Future on :
I'm sorry to have broken the news to you, KP! I always seem to be the bearer of bad news.
I actually was a little off on my years. Chris Latta (Starscream/Wheeljack/Sparkplug) died a decade ago in June of a cerebral hemmorage, according to the International Movie Database.
This is probably one of the drawbacks of being such a fan of a show that was on 20 years ago. So many of the original series' voice actors have died already, some recently but several back around the time the show was still on the air! Scatman Crothers (Jazz), Don Messick (Ratchet/Gears), Ed Gilbert (Blitzwing/Thrust), Roger Carmel (Cyclonus), Robert Stack (Movie Ultra Magnus), and Tony Sampson (A-3) all come to mind as already having passed on.
I'll miss 'em all!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I knew about Scatman Crothers and Robert Stack, and I was even considering posting something about how much I'll miss Scatman as the voice of Jazz...
I guess I always thought it odd that Chris Latta never got to any cons, in the back of my head. I should have put two and two together. Well, here's to the guy behind Starscream and Cobra Commander, two of the most distinctive nellie uber-villains in cartoon history!
Posted by Beagz on :
Roger Carmel was the voice of Cyclonus???
Roger C. Carmel? The same actor who played Harcourt Fenton Mudd????????
Posted by Future on :
One and the same, Beagz! According to the IMDb at any rate. He has quite the resume of acting and voice work.
KP, Jazz (and Scatman Crothers) is one of my favorites! Belated or not, it's never too late to give the man some props. Posted by Beagz on :
Wow .........
Roger Carmel was good!! I never would have guessed he vioced Cyclotron!!!!
I suppose that just shows how talented the man really was.
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
"Bah tis naught but a dog, a fine friend to man. Where is that Cat"
<Throws hunting knife at wall in temper. just narrowly missing the gold plated, limited edition Optimus Prime figure on the shelf>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh, you didn't miss. The force-field generator activated.
And just because I'm so happy about recent happenings in the Transformers universe...
"Hey, a MOVIE! I just can't believe we did it! Starring everybody... and Prime!" Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I'm happy for you Jeffy. Especially since it'll be a live action one and not another cartoon. And with Spielberg attached there may be hope for it.
Posted by Future on :
One does have to wonder if they're going to throw a Spike, Sparkplug, Chip, and Carly into the movie...and what poor actors will get stuck playing those roles in front of green screens for most of the film shoot?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
5 gets you 10 Chip will be played by a black actor. Spike will be a Hayden Christiansen hottie type, and Carly will be a Hillary Duff (or in my dreams, Julia Stiles) type. And Sparkplug will be played by Richard Gere. Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: And Sparkplug will be played by Richard Gere.
I don't know much about the Transformers, except what I've learned from Jeffy but...
Posted by Future on :
Haha. Richard Gere would be hilarious!
In all honesty, I can see them casting either someone like Seth Green (hottie nerd) or perhaps the nerdy kid from The Core and The New Guy to play Chip Chase. Something in that range.
Spike and Carly scream to me to be cast as B-string TV actors/stars, though a surprise like Julia Stiles as Carly would be FAR preferable!
Watch, they go for the comic's humans instead, and we get Sparkplug, Buster, retconned brother Spike, loveable best friend "O", and girl-next door/girlfriend Jessie! Dear Lord, I hate those comic humans. Why do I still remember their names, ten years later? Posted by Future on :
You know, we need a Megatron gramelin to rival ol' Optimus! Maybe have him transform into a gun and jump into Orion the Hunter's hands?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: Watch, they go for the comic's humans instead, and we get Sparkplug, Buster, retconned brother Spike, loveable best friend "O", and girl-next door/girlfriend Jessie! Dear Lord, I hate those comic humans. Why do I still remember their names, ten years later?
You know, I just couldn't tell you. Posted by Future on :
By the way, KP, any chance of reviving ye olde Transformers Universe-type profiles you used to do? We're well overdue for an update and your insights!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'm gonna finish 'em ALL!
One day...
Seriously, I plan to get back on them soon. I have a ways to go yet!
Posted by Future on :
Tis all good! Take your time! We wouldn't want to get you burned out before we learn what you REALLY thought about Beavis & Butthead...er, I mean...Runabout & Runamuck.
Hmm, I just went back through this thread for good times sake (my first post was on like page sixteen or something. Geez, where have I been since then?). Lots of great TF moments, news, and roommate dilemma.
I still cry laughing at Starscream in drag!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
And Megatron in a beehive. For some reason, that made me laugh for like 15 minutes straight when I first saw it. Posted by Future on :
Haha! Classic. Where's Drake for some more odd-ball Transformers in 'disguise'? Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Hmmm.... let me think about it ... Posted by Future on :
I just saw Transformers: the Movie for the first time since I've been home from school. I used to watch it at least once a month growing up, but I've definitely been slacking the past few years since I moved out. I can quote the whole thing if need be, but it's still fun to watch every once and awhile. It still holds out well against the test of time.
I thought of Kippers, Drake, and all the rest about our conversation a few weeks ago as I watched poor Brawn, Prowl, and the rest get taken out. *sob* It's still upsetting.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
One of these years, we should get together (at a con or something) and have a Transformers: The Movie watching night.
Oh! I plan to have some new profiles up soon! I think I'm up to the Insecticons in continuity.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Now all I need is Megatron in a bee hive and my life will be complete.
You asked for it!
I just wanted to bump Drake's "Megatron in a beehive," cause it's just so DANG funny!
Posted by Future on :
Megs in a beehive. Another thing that withstands the test of time.
Good job, Drake!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Talk about robots in disguise ... (maybe that shoulda been Bumblebee?)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
STU, how in the world do you embark on an insane post-a-thon and yet fail to bump THIS thread up?
I mean, c'mon, you're one of the top 5 inhabitants of Kid Prime's Room!
Posted by STU on :
I was so sore after posting that by the time I got here, I just fell asleep on the couch again... as usual!
P.S. I've been meaning to re-watch Transformers: The Movie -- which is sitting on the bookshelf right next to me -- so I think I will do so tonight...! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
to Megatron in a beehive!
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
Mebbe it's me, but now that we're in the Titan revolution, some of us old LWers need to start sweatin' off our flabby buns! So c'mon and join ol' Vic Primestone for the exhiliratingest workout of your life! An' if that twerp Logan starts messin with stuff, it's gonna be time for some GREEN hurtin! You dig???
Posted by Jesse Future on :
A good workout sounds good, KP...er, CP!
Anyone care to go for a jog?
Posted by Semi Titanic Fellow on :
You wouldn't by chance be a descendent of the legendary hero of Spain, El Cid Pryborg, would you?
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Now, where has this thread been all of my life? Do you also have a cousin called Cid Vicious?
[ September 04, 2004, 11:58 AM: Message edited by: Miss Troia ]
Posted by DrakeChase3004 on :
I think I knew a "Sid" Pryborg -- he's Marsha's uncle on her mother's side. He's moved down to Florida because of his sciatica.
Posted by Stueey on :
quote:Originally posted by Cid Pryborg: Mebbe it's me, but now that we're in the Titan revolution, some of us old LWers need to start sweatin' off our flabby buns!
Who's got flabby buns?
(Do you really think they're flabby?) Posted by RavenArcanna on :
No one has flabby buns.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Buns of Jell-o
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Not mine.
Posted by Jesse Future on :
They might not be flabby, but everyone could use a little more rear-firming in life.
We have a workout room now...we best use it while the crossover lasts!
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
I use it, that's why there is no flab.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
And a one and a two... and a pulled muscle in my pinkie...
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
NOT THE PINKIE!
This place is breeding ground for Trigon the Terrible himself.
Oh, what'll we do, not Abin's pinkie, the world is doomed.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Ohhhhh... It hoits sooooo much....
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Here let me kiss it and make it better.
Posted by Jesse Future on :
There aren't just any old treadmills in here! There are...TIME TREADMILLS!
Ooh and ahh.
Cid Pryborg, are you teaching any classes here in the workout room this week yourself?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
quote:Originally posted by RavenArcanna: Here let me kiss it and make it better.
Mmmmmm... Better.... BETTER....
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
Opps...sorry, I had to get my work out.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
And what a workout it was...
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Abin, spot me! Posted by RavenArcanna on :
If he doesn't want to can I?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Do I put my hands here?
Posted by RavenArcanna on :
ABIN!
Miss T, is he gentle?
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
Whooo... gotta get a thousand reps on this super-hydraulic weight machine... dunno if these cybernetic muscles can make it...
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
I gotta do it, guys... gotta prove that there's still a man in here underneath all this technology... <deep breath as he barely clears the bar for the 996'th time>
[ September 05, 2004, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Cid Pryborg ]
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
Whooo... 997, 998, 999...
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
I ca...
I ca...
I ca...
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
I CAN!!!
1000!!!
I did it!
(Now someone help me out of this chair! I think I sprained my electrowhosistat or somethin'!
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Whoo! Good job, CP!
Be sure to cool down after such a hard work-out, though.
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
Hmm. What do you suggest as a cooldown for a human-cybernetic fusion???
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Good point. Of course, you could always skip work-outs and go straight for a new body upgrade.
Posted by Cid Pryborg on :
(edited to appear more presidential)
Man, I love Legion World and all the people who make it such an awesome place!
(how's that?)
[ September 07, 2004, 08:56 PM: Message edited by: Prime. Kid Prime. ]
Posted by Prime. Kid Prime. on :
Aaaaaand... we're off.
Fasten your seatbelts, boys and girls!
Posted by Prime. Kid Prime. on :
No LegionWorlder Left Behind in the Kid Prime campaign!
Posted by CM3 Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Jesse Future: Good point. Of course, you could always skip work-outs and go straight for a new body upgrade.
What a great idea! Think I'll get me one of those! Posted by Prime. Kid Prime. on :
Vote for me, and heck, I'll post more!
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Not voting Kid Prime for leader is like not voting Optimus Prime leader of the Autobots...and that's just an immoral sin.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
And how!!!
Posted by Semi Titanic Fellow on :
KP, it's definitely your time for LW leadership. I support this august candidacy fully.
Posted by Dr. Gimlet on :
What's your platform?
Posted by Jesse Future on :
And more importantly: does your platform transform into a jet?
Posted by Reboot on :
quote:Originally posted by Jesse Future: And more importantly: does your platform transform into a jet?
I was told it was a tank Posted by Dr. Gimlet on :
Tanks for the info
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It HAS to be a tank these days, due to the more stringent toy laws. Posted by TheGreenActingBug on :
Good luck KP!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You too, ActorLad! Posted by Kid Prime on :
A vote for me is a vote for articulate witticisms!
Posted by Miss Troia on :
More like wilted artichokes Posted by Kid Prime on :
Arg! I've been cut to the very quick with THAT one. Oh well, it's getting late anyway and me sleepy.
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Good night, Kippers. Sweet dreams for the machine man! Posted by Miss Troia on :
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Is this your year? Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I have had a vision, it tells me that Kid Prime has a high probability of fortune in the vote for Leader.
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Get your visions checked by Legion World's #1 Prognosticator - Miss T! Posted by Jesse Future on :
This is definitely Kipper's year/season to shine!
Even without a precog, it's clear to see.
Not voting Kid Prime is like shooting Brawn in the shoulder. You really don't want that responsibility on your hands.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Brawn Posted by Kid Prime on :
Vote for me, and I'll start posting on the tag-team threads in the BITS forum again!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Vote for me because there IS no Keyser Soze!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
A vote for Kid Prime is a vote for pop culture references galore!!!
[ September 15, 2004, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Vote for me because I think the new LSH deserves a chance to be SEEN before we start ripping it to shreds and taunting the creative team!
Posted by rdstr2 on :
you got my other vote!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Wow! Real Reasons to vote! Whoda Thunk IT!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
quote:Originally posted by Miss Troia: Get your visions checked by Legion World's #1 Prognosticator - Miss T!
I need no checking, my visions are just splendid, thank you very much.
Posted by Future on :
Egads. So many precogs in one message board...I feel so obsolete! I'll have to petition Miss T into rigging a device to switch my super-powers.
Until then, there's always the natural abilities of my people to trip over things, state the obvious, and confuse multiple people at the same time!
VOTE KP/TBwUP! One decision you don't have to be confused about.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Wow, those are some great powers, all I can do is see into the future, use magic to it's full extent, convert the elements, control and create weather, part the Mists and train our future leaders and warriors, was I ever given the bum leg of the deal.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You see! With powers like that, she doesn't even need your vote! So VOTE KID PRIME!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Vote for me or I'll blast my opponents!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Kippers back posting on the tag threads?
Egads! This changes everything!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
And you realize if I do start posting on the tag teams again, the collectability value... well, it'll go way up! Just one of the perks of voting Kid Prime!
Posted by Semi Radiant Fellow on :
The other perk is that we'd have a great leader. Posted by Future on :
Egads! We all better start investing time in the Tag-Team threads while they're still affordable.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
A vote for KP will most assuredly re-kindle a good relationship with the Office of Security and the LMB Leadership!
If we can get Kippers posting on the tag threads, we can finally finish some of those unfinished ones and start some new ones too!
Posted by Future on :
No fooling! We still have to reveal the dastardly villain of 'The Day Legion World Stood Still'.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Well, to make it happen, we gotta mobilize the electorate!
Posted by Future on :
Mobilize and roll out?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
VOTE KID PRIME!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Vote for me because I just got my 4000'th post! BOO-YAH!!!
Posted by Future on :
Congrats, Kippers!
4,000 more posts, please.
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Congratulations!!!
Posted by Future on :
In honor of KP's 4000th posts, I've decided to start a new feature here at Kid Prime's room.
As his prodigal sidekick in Transformers crime, I want to further enculturate all of you who are learning about this 80s cartoon phenomenom through the character profiles he posts. They're good and incredibly detailed, but those John Romita images from the comic book don't do these characters justice in their true element: the cartoon & movie!
So, I'll add some screenshots from the show of character's already featured to further everyone's knowledge. First off, who else? Optimus Prime!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Congrats Kippers! If you become the next leader, we'll be able to finally mend the schism b/t the government and the Security Office!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Is that why I kept getting PM bombs from SoM in my PM Box.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You REALLY want me to get to the Insecticons, don't you?
Never fear, once this election stuff ends, I'm getting right back to my Transformers-chronicling!
Seriously, Future, I think it's awesome that we both love the Transformers so much. It's like our own little religious sect of Legion World! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh, and, uh, VOTE FOR ME!!!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
If I vote for you KP what can you offer me? Will there be an opening for an ex diplomat in your administration?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Far, you still have your Diplomat status, as far as I'm concerned!
If KP is elected, I'd like to think he'd restore it immediately!
Kippers, you've had and still have my full support in this election. I didn't want to pick sides, but these recent attacks on me publically have led me to reveal my true feelings: vote KP! Posted by Future on :
I won't sugarcoat it at all. VOTE KP!
Posted by Future on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: You REALLY want me to get to the Insecticons, don't you?
Hmm...if these serve as incentive, I'll gladly continue!
Truth be told, I think it's fun to show off some of the beautiful 80s animation on the Transformers cartoon. This is the media from which I grew up and fell in love with the characters; perhaps I can fuel some memories of days gone by for everyone who was once a fan!
Now, where was I? Ah, yes! You can't have yin without yang, or Optimus Prime without...Megatron!
The stud on the right is Starscream...one of Meg's two go-to guys when he transforms to gun mode.
[ September 22, 2004, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: Future ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Those were great shots from the movie.
Posted by Future on :
Thanks! I'm raiding for stuff I don't already see on 4,000 other web sites...
VOTE KID PRIME!
Should I keep going with these silly screen captures (does anyone care aside from KP and I? ) or should I wait until the election is over so we can still campaign?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Thing is, Drake is Down Under right now, so he's out for a couple weeks. I think Eryk likes the Transformers, but he's not quite as nuts about it as we are. Still, if all we wind up entertaining is ourselves, it'll still be worth it, so I say damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I love Megatron almost as much as Prime. What a great struggle between those two!
Posted by Future on :
I like damning things!
Yeah...growing up, Megs was just evil and I hated him (like most of the Decepticons). Now, I love the guy and his whole clan. If Soundwave was a real being I'd sell myself into slavery to him...he space-rawks! Back to Megs, in retrospect he was so brilliant. If the number of Autobots compared to Decepticons were reversed, he'd probably have won a few more battles...and if those dumb humans didn't exist!
Oh, for those here for their Transformers schooling? Optimus and Megatron don't get along.
They killed each other right after these shots, pretty much (Megs was more of a loophole, but still).
Posted by Cosmosis on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: Now, I love the guy and his whole clan. If Soundwave was a real being I'd sell myself into slavery to him...he space-rawks!
What on earth does a soundwave have that I don't have???
Ummmmm, despite the 'outfit', it's Miss T asking Posted by Kid Prime on :
He shoots cassettes out of his chest. He can have any man he wants with that power!!!
Posted by Future on :
Not to mention that deadpan, synthesized voice. Now THAT'S sexy.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Mmmm... OH yeah...
Posted by Future on :
I better move along before I dwell on Soundwave further! We have a little bit to go before we get to him. First, Mr. Dependable himself...the tough-as-nails Autobot with the Southern drawl...Ironhide!
Posted by matlarrk on :
Ironhide was the only really good Transformer I owned as a kid. I had a couple of the little bitty ones but Ironhide was the only one that didn't come out of a blister pack. I don't remember his drawl though. Perhaps he was inspired by Neil Young's song "Southern Van." I slay me.
Posted by Future on :
Ironhide was such a fun character. The funny thing about his toy (as well as Ratchet's) is that they were vastly different from the cartoon counterpart when it came to visuals.
Like many of the middle-sized "Autobot cars", Ironhide had unique abilities other Autobots didn't in the cartoon. From his hands he could fire any type of liquid. From weedkiller to sticky glue to, mainly, liquid nitrogen. Though many Transformers have weapons or powers they shoot from their hands as well, Ironhide's was so consistently shown & unique that I'd classify it as his special thing. Like Mirage's invisibility or Skywarp's teleportation.
Posted by Cosmosis on :
I have a southern drawl!!!
Actually I'm learning a lot from these posts. I wouldn't know an autobot from a deceptitron! Posted by Future on :
Glad to know they're educational, Miss T! To tell the Decepticons and Autobots apart, it's all about their insignias and eye colors. Autobots wear the red symbol Kippers has as his avatar. There's a mean-looking purple one in a similar style: the insignia of the Decepticons.
Traditionally, Autobots have light blue eyes whereas Decepticons have red. This has changed a bit in the modern-day shows, but we'll just leave them alone.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Do it! I love transformers. If they would only combine Transformers and Legos (and not those silly built to rule things) just like they did with Star Wars...that would space-rawk!
My fave transformers - Tracks!
Posted by Future on :
Next, my FAVORITE Transformers ever. Voiced by Scatman Crothers, the man behind Hong Kong Phooey & ScatCat from "The Aristocats." He's the smooth-talking, classy Autobot that loves to party: JAZZ!
These images don't do him justice.
Posted by Future on :
As KP's profile on him says, Jazz has a special power/attack called the "Sound & Light show." By flashing colorful lights from his headlights and playing defeaning sonics from his hip-attached stereo system, he can easily disorient the Decepticons. He can change the noise he projects to the likes of rock 'n' roll music to deafen humans too. Like the old-school cowboys in "Dinobot Island"...one of my favorite two-part episodes.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Jazz was the coolest!
Posted by matlock on :
You can't really top Scatman Cruthers, can you?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
No you can't. Moment of silence for Scatman Crothers. Posted by Future on :
*choke* Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Future: Ironhide was such a fun character. The funny thing about his toy (as well as Ratchet's) is that they were vastly different from the cartoon counterpart when it came to visuals.
Like many of the middle-sized "Autobot cars", Ironhide had unique abilities other Autobots didn't in the cartoon. From his hands he could fire any type of liquid. From weedkiller to sticky glue to, mainly, liquid nitrogen. Though many Transformers have weapons or powers they shoot from their hands as well, Ironhide's was so consistently shown & unique that I'd classify it as his special thing. Like Mirage's invisibility or Skywarp's teleportation.
Future, this is a GREAT shot of Ironhide doin' his thing! What episode is it from?
You know, one of the things that was so great about the first season Transformers was that almost all of them had their unique power (Ironhide's chemicals, Starscream's null ray, Hound's holograms) as well as being an awesome transforming robot. They kind of put the kibosh on the special powers further on down the line.
[ September 24, 2004, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by Future on :
"The Search for Alpha Trion" is the episode, Kippers! The one with the female autobots..who deserve some entries too. Had some pretty good animation like most of the season.
Yeah, I loved all the original powers each character had. They tried to continue this a bit in Season Two (Smokescreen's smog, Track's shadow blasts, Blaster's sonics) but things tend to get blurred and not everyone really got featured with a power since now the cast had almost doubled. The Decepticons, more than the Autobots, got the shaft when it came to powers. The Triple-Changers and other Season Two additions didn't really have anything going for them.
Posted by Future on :
Drake is ever going to be sorry he's in New Zealand when he hears he missed the next Autobot who's up (yeah right)! He's cool, logical, and the long arm of the law...
Prowl!
He may not have any unique abilities, but he's a master strategist and doesn't put up with any riff-raff. He also invented the Internet. NO JOKE! Back in 1984, he overrode a phoneline and connected his computer mind with Autobot ally Chip Chase's computer. When it comes to security, Prowl space-rawks alongside Cobie!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
So it WASN'T Al Gore! THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!
Posted by Future on :
Now, it's time to feature some Decepticons! Who better than the evil second-in-command, the traitor who every time Megatron looks away to sneeze he declares himself the new leader (until Megatron threatens to kill him and he goes begging back into Meg's favor). The king of the air himself... Starscream!
Not only does Screamer have quite an arsenal of weapons, his arm-mounted lasers can also fire his special ability: the null ray! Any Autobot hit by Starscream's null ray tends to go limp & numb as their circuits are disabled.
Posted by Future on :
It occurred to me that many of you visiting Kid Prime's room for the first time or were not here last year may have missed his AWESOME profiles he wrote up for each of the Transformers character's I've already featured. Since they definitely deserve to be highlighted for any interested, I'll link to the profiles of the six Transformers we've already featured.
Click on the image for the profile!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I was SO getting ready to do that, but minus the links. Future, you ROCK! I'll try to link to the others, myself (but I dunno if I'll have the cool pics.)
And the Insecticons are coming on Monday!!!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I always thought insertions were best when done on the weekend, when you have time to enjoy them more...
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Posted by Future on :
Egads! I've become so slothful this week.
I'll get back to posting beautiful screen captures of the Transformer characters Jeff has already profiled tomorrow.
Posted by Future on :
Bah! Might as well start now! Next is the second of the three Decepticon jets: Thundercracker. He was a balance of everyone it seemed. Mildly traitorous like Starscream and cocky & powerful like Skywarp. He was the one with the deep voice that usually was more muscle than anything in the show. He was rumored to be have an awesome sonic boom power, which never made it into the cartoon...though TC definitely has his share of firepower. Flamethrowers, lasers, missiles...the works!
Posted by STU on :
Now that KP is Leader, can I still bunk down on the sofa here? Or must I leave, for security reasons? Posted by Future on :
Surely KP can find it in his hear to share a couch, of all things!
And if not, come talk to me STU and I'll let you in at nights! As you can tell, I've practically moved in here and perhaps a roommate is what Kippers will need to make sure he doesn't overload from his new responsibilites.
Posted by STU on :
Actually, come to think of it... the STUbots would make pretty good security for this place... (the ones that weren't melted, crushed, or disintegrated, that is)...
Posted by Future on :
Next up for the Autobots, the thrill seeking, jet-judo trained, brother to Sunstreaker...Sideswipe!
Sideswipe has two unique abilities...or rather, accessories! His rocket pack makes him one of the few Autobots capable of flight in robot mode. He also can shift his hands/arms into piledrivers, allowing him to dig & pound his way through the toughest rock or ice.
Posted by Future on :
You can't have Starscream & Thundercracker without...Skywarp!
Perhaps my favorite Decepticon, outside of Soundwave! He's very cunning and loyal to the Decepticon cause, or as loyal as any 'con can get. He has a wicked teleportation power and isn't afraid to stab Autobots from behind. He enjoys teasing the other jets and will get into a fist-fight before you know it!
Posted by Future on :
Likewise, there's no Sideswipe without...Sunstreaker!
Sunny is the definition of vain. His conceit and stubborness are only minor traits that stem from his ego. He believes himself to be beautiful and will do anything to maintain this way. Many a fight have included catty comments from him about ruining his paint job. Despite his fixation with himself, Sunstreaker's a very capable mission leader as he never backs down from his objectives or beliefs. He has a wild side like his brother Sideswipe, though he usually has a bit more logic...until he walks in front of a mirror and is lost to the Autobots for the rest of the battle. Sunny also has the unique ability to shoot static electricity from his hands, which while not too effective against Decepticons works wonders when trying to move a crowd of human bystanders.
Posted by Future on :
I don't know a sole in the galaxy who hates...Wheeljack!
Wheeljack is the Autobot's mad scientist. He's really not INSANE per se, just that his inventions tend to backfire and he's capable of erring with the best of us. He's quite handy though...serving as an assistant medic on top of his inventor detail. He has these awesome 'ear' pieces that glow whenever he talks.
Wheeljack has quite an arsenal of weapons at his disposal, depending on what he's built that week...but his trusty regulars include his gyro inhibitor (shoulder mounted gun; gyro pellets can throw off a Decepticon's balance/equilibrium).
Wheeljack is one of the few Autobots who can fly as well, likely from an upgrade he did to himself. He's confessed its not something he's particularly good at ("Plague of Insecticons" episode), so he usually saves the aerial missions for others.
Posted by Future on :
The Autobots couldn't get by without this guy...Ratchet!
Ratchet is the team's medic and a mainstay to the Autobots. Though he's not the most adept fighter, he's always by Prime's side and will never leave an Autobot behind on the field. Ratchet is equipped with numberous hand & arm attachment pieces that serve as medical tools. Though he knows little about aiding humans, he's always there to protect them and quickly escorts them to hospitals for proper treatment whenever Decepticons strike. He's bright, but sometimes misses the obvious...especially when it comes to combat situations.
Posted by Future on :
And now, another update to link the last six featured characters to their wonderful bios written up by Kid Prime!
Click on the image for the profile!
[ October 02, 2004, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Future ]
Posted by Prime on :
35. Bombshell
Function: Psychological Warfare
Bombshell, like the other Insecticons, just showed up in the swamp one day here on Earth. Though their actual origins remain a mystery, their presence on Earth certainly complicates things for the Autobots. Of all the Decepticons, the Insecticons are the least loyal to Megatron's command. They exist as a force mainly loyal to only themselves, though they will readily work with Megatron and the other Decepticons if it works to their benefit. They are compelled by their insatiable appetite for energy, and they will devour anything in their path if it leads to energy, be it an oil tanker or a field of corn. They are the only Transformers that can easily metabolize non-energon energy sources, and they actually enjoy it very much, thus their rapaciousness.
Bombshell is the most intelligent and capable of the Insceticons, which makes him their leader pretty much by default, though the other Insecticons owe him no fealty or allegiance and would turn on him in a second if it were to benefit them. He is one of the most sadistic of all the Decepticons, evidenced by the tortures he puts his mind-controlled slaves through. Because of this, Megatron does not actively dislike Bombshell as such. In Megatron's eyes, anyone with such a sadistic nature is to be respected, if only slightly. However, since Megatron values loyalty more than sadisticness, Bombshell and the other Insecticons are still fairly low on the Decepticon food chain. It is only their special abilities which keeps them around, added to the fact that Megatron can usually keep the Insecticons controlled through promises of energy.
Bombshell is neither particularly strong, fast, or durable. His personal armament is not bad. His head-mounted mortar canon is his most fearsome offensive weapon. It packs a decent wallop, but still pales next to the blazing weaponry of a Decepticon jet. However, Bombshell's true power lies in his mind-control abilities. He is outfitted with mechanisms called cerebro-shells, which he can launch from a distance. Once they penetrate any Transformer's armor, they can completely override all that Transformer's higher mental functions, completely putting him under Bombshell's complete mental control. He can use his cerebro-shells on a human as well. Only the strongest mind can resist his mental control powers. However, as his biggest strength is his cerebro-shells, they can be used against him if removed from a host being. They can be modified to transmit false data to him, and destroying his shells causes him dehabilitating pain. Bombshell can be quite nasty to his slaves, causing them to perform humiliating and dangerous actions for his amusement.
[ October 07, 2004, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: Prime ]
Posted by Future on :
Excellent entry, Kippers! I really need to get cracking to catch up to you.
I always loved the potential Bombshell had. Of the Insecticons, he had the greatest chance to take-over the team with his cerebro shells. Every time he appeared he was used really effectively in my opinion, from manipulating Autobot hostages to his advantage to turning Megatron's soldiers against him for the one-two betrayal!
Posted by Future on :
#1 Decepticon right here! Forget Megatron, it's all about...Soundwave!
What couldn't Soundwave do? Though devoid of emotion or tone, Soundwave was a force to be reckoned with. As keeper of the Decepticon cassettes, he could summon an army at the press of a button! His impressive gun & shoulder-cannon coupled with his sonic attack make him an offensive genius. But it's his other skills...the ability to jam transmissions as well as interface with any information system (either a computer or the human mind). With this unique trait Soundwave can unlock doors, capture telepathic messages, and collect any information he desires.
Have I mentioned how sexy his monotone voice is, lately?
Posted by Future on :
The most-used Decepticon cassette...Laserbeak!
Outside of his rapid flight and small size that allows him to slip anywhere, Laserbeak can fire laser beams from his eyes and mentally transmit any information needed to Soundwave or Megatron.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Hath thou any deamons than need slaying
Posted by Loser Lad on :
That video was excellent Scott! Who knew the Decepticons were so funky fresh!
Posted by Future on :
Just another sign that Soundwave can do anything. Whatta guy.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Transformers just get cooler by the minute.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm just here to see if your mom brought any cookies and hot chocolate yet.
Posted by Prime on :
The really bizarre thing about that last post was that I dreamed that my mom was furious at me for not doing my housework. Of course, I haven't lived at home for YEARS. Weird.
I didn't get to see the breakdancing Transformers yet... for some reason, I couldn't stream it.
[ October 15, 2004, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: Prime ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Did your mom ground you? Is that why you're missing in action? Posted by RTVU2 on :
i'm telling yah, he has been kidnapped by the Go-bots. Where is security when you need them?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You saying KP's mom is a Go-bot? He'll probably have you flayed for that! Posted by Kid Prime on :
Kid Prime update:
Things are great.
As I sit here in my beautiful new house, I can't help but think how blessed I am. How blessed WE are. Lee and I just finished moving in, and we love it here. 2005 is going to be a good year.
Soon... VERY soon... I will have uncorked my last bottle of wine and served my last filet.
Last week, we closed Aida, and, well, for my first show in about 3 years, it was a wonderful experience. Of course, I'm still waiting for my check, but it'll get here. The opera company I'm working with has hired me for the next opera as well, and while I'm still working for peanuts, it really is something I love.
This is going to be a great year for the Legion (TESTAMONIAL: Lee just read LSH #2 and totally loved it. This coming from a guy who has always... considered my Legion hobby as something to be tolerated, rather than cherished.) So I'm pumped about that.
The TRANSFORMERS still rule supreme!
And I'm starting a new day job.
I have some other changes coming up later this year (and I may need some advice on a big decision) but honestly, things have never looked brighter.
Anybody who says two guys can't be happy together in a loving, monogamous "married" relationship can just bite mud, because Lee and I are doing it. We're working on year 4.
OH... and... I've lost 25 pounds since January 1.
Life is good.
Posted by Vee on :
Great to hear all this KP!
[ March 04, 2005, 09:59 AM: Message edited by: Vee ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Jeff, good news all around! It’s great to hear from you, and I hope to see more of it!
New job sounds great, and losing 25 pounds is a huge boost for just feeling better all around. And you’re totally right about doing something you love for work.
And b/t you and Lee and Caroline and Scott, I’m starting to think that people actually *can* live happily ever after! Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Glad to hear everything's going so well, Kippers!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Glad your back man!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Where's my magnifying glass, detective kit, and hawkshaw cap? There's Mystery-Solvin' afoot in them thar hills! Mark my words, I WILL solve this heinous crime and bring the foul murderer of Faraway Lad to justice... LMB style.
EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT!!!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Can I be your Watson?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You have to be cleared of the crime first! Posted by Gigglebot Girl on :
The pointing finger need to find someone to point to KP Who is the PRIME suspect ???? Posted by Kid Prime on :
But... but...
I was in solitude, studying the sacred Transformers texts! Ask anyone!!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I can vouch! I saw an image of this during my peyote induced visions! Thus, it must be true!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
The funny thing is, I believe that would actually hold up in a Legion World courtroom.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So, shall we gather here and compare notes and try to figure out the traitor? The unsolved mystery bandit must be someone whose been around roughly since the summertime or before, I'd wager!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'd wager you to be correct! As a matter of fact, I'll double your summertime with my wager that anyone who could pull off a comspiracy this slick must have been around... SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF LEGION WORLD.
Gives me shivers, it does!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Okay, now wait a minute.
Wait ONE minute.
The pregnant Faraway was abducted from Medicus One.
Now there's some body claiming to be that of Faraway at Castle Faraway.
2 questions: Where's the baby, and who's the mother?
And how the heck did he get pregnant in the first place?!?!?
Okay, that was three.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Odd questions... from the ONLY LMBPer who wasn't surprised by the pregnancy.
Could it be some of KP's 'missing' months here were spent infiltrating Castle Faraway?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I thought the pregnancy was just Dr. One goofing off with us. After all, we know Darden's been on the pill for years!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: The funny thing is, I believe that would actually hold up in a Legion World courtroom.
Only visions from pre-cogs with an accurate predictive/occurrance record are allowed as evidence in the Legion World Courts. Even then, the trier of facts is allowed to give as much weight to such evidence as he/she/one deems appropriate.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Odd questions... from the ONLY LMBPer who wasn't surprised by the pregnancy.
Could it be some of KP's 'missing' months here were spent infiltrating Castle Faraway?
SACRED. TRANSFORMERS. TEXTS. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ok, I've linked us up with our current location and the Security Office, so Jailbait Lass can take notes and coordinate our efforts. Here's what we know:
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Thus, we can piece together this:
- Around summertime, this 'traitor' placed a piece of Purple K in the middle of the wrestling match b/t Eryk and me, in an attempt to hurt one or both of us.
- At roughly the same time, a case of gender reversal germs was stolen from Legion World by this unknown assailant.
- Kid Prime was 'influenced' by the assailant to spend his time studying the sacred texts of the Transformers during his tenure in office.
- This assailant has helped the Royal Inquisitor somehow hide from our Security Officers these last few months.
- The traitor has either A) helped form a Legion of Message Board Super-Villains or B) helped spread rumors of such a group to create a Legion World wide panic.
- The whole 'Chip in the Head Conspiracy', begun last summer/early fall between Reboot and myself was later revealed to be a plot by the Royal Inquisitor. However, given that our assailant is most likely working with the Inquisitor and KP has found yet another chip, this traitor is most likely partially responsible for this as well. Additionally, Reboot once found such a chip in his head, showing that this arch-villain has a history of infiltrating the LMB leadership while they are in office.
*GASP!*
What else could this person be involved in?
This poem, which was substantiated when Hrun told me that his oracles had musings of the same things, was also found:
quote:Originally written by The Alt ID Prophet, 2933 GE: World of Legion Prophesy 2933 Strong they stand, but one day they’ll fall, By the hands of the greatest traitor of them all, An Alt, a lurker, he will attack, He poses as good, but his soul is black, This prophecy I give with woe, Posing as real, an Alt is their foe - The Ancient Alt ID Prophet
I'm convinced my spiritual powers were working subconsciously here to point this out to me.
Somebody shot Faraway Lad right before the Inquisitor blew the building up--which explains why his power didn't kick in and send him faraway.
I'm also sending Jailbait Lass the measurements I took of a boot print here at Castle Faraway. Since the Varangian Guard don't wear boots and Faraway isn't walking, this may be a clue to the identity of the culprit.
The clues are in place...we need to crack the case wide open, NOW.
[ May 10, 2005, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Cobalt Kid ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
KP's SoM/Reboot Theory
Now, we must also add in these notions:
1. Previously, Reboot was known as Sanity or Madness?
2. At roughly the same time as many of these events began to occur, he became 'Reboot', after finding Glitch and going through his own metamorphosis.
3. KP has theorized that Reboot may in some way be the Sanity side of SoM? that Glitch altered. This may leave the Madness side still at large...
4. Using the Adam Warlock histories as a reference, KP has surmised that a very real possibility is that the Madness side of SoM? may be our culprit. Or at least, somehow involved.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
A very disturbing bit of news has just popped up onto my logic circuits.
The reemergence of Yellow Kid, current LMB leader in what could only be described as a bloodless coup during the time I was off studying the sacred Transformers texts, coincided VERY closely with the time of SoM's transformation into Reboot. I don't want to make any baseless accusations, and it certainly doesn't fit in with the prophecy of the traitor being an Alt-ID, but it certainly is an intriging bit of news.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*Gulp*
YK was once a villain too...b-but, I refuse to believe he's a suspect! He's become too close an ally and friend!
And the PC Gang has been a big help too for this go-round. Although they were villains too...and many are alt IDs...
No one can be ruled out, though, KP, you're right. I must put my bias aside and consider YK as a suspect...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(and so KP's campaign of deception and diversion continues unchecked...)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You must be thinking of the Decepticons.
Back in my room for a minute... time to do some serious thinking.
One thing is certain. We need more vigilance here on Legion World. This late series of events must NEVER be repeated. Too many sentients' lives depend on it! We must never have a repeat of the events leading up to Faraway Lad's demise.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
<enters>
Agreed. And I think the two of us need to put our heads together and crack this mystery today. Enough is enough...there is a traitor in the LMB. And he must be stopped.
I have my own security initiatve that I worked out with Crujectra that I'd like to talk to you about too, KP, and get your thoughts. I'm also interested in your ideas for more vigilance...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cobie! Don't!
I know you've known KP for a long time, but he's turned on us! Him and Juan!
Don't trust him! For Faraway's sake, DON'T!
Posted by The Red Bee on :
Well, have you figured it out?
We're waiting, you know! Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Cobie! Don't!
I know you've known KP for a long time, but he's turned on us! Him and Juan!
Don't trust him! For Faraway's sake, DON'T!
I think someone needs to check his OWN head for chips. Posted by dedman on :
Chips? what flavour?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm...
Lurker/possible Alt ID
Roughly became more prominent towards end of summer? Period of SoM/Reboot change, Chips in head, Purple K, gender-reversal germs, and many other unfinished mysteries...
Traitor in the ranks
"Madness" of former SoM? possibly influencing...
I...I actually think I have it. Now to match up the boot print and the Royal Inquisitor's story, if we can ever get it out of him.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Jinkies!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm...interesting.
The boot print matches up. This...just can't be. Could it really be him? How could we have been so trusting?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I bring an urgent message from Greg Evigan Island! There is a traitor in the LMB!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Willikers, Eryk, we know that already! I'm on the verge of spilling the beans, but I wanted to see who would get annoyed first by my continual waiting!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
But... well... jeepers! Then I'm really here for no reason, am I?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I guess not! But since you're here, I'll tell you who it is!
It's none other than--!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
*gasp*!
Posted by The Red Bee on :
Aw, what the hell. You’re about to figure it out anyway.
*blasts Eryk Davis Ester and Cobalt Kid through their backs*
Let me make it a little easier on you.
*lights cigarette*
Months ago, you put your trust in me and welcomed me as your friend. Now—you will regret it.
*grabs Jailbait Lass, chloroforms her. As she faints, he throws her over his shoulder*
Life’s full of surprises…
*blasts holo-monitors and distress signal devices*
…this ones a doozy.
*exits*
Posted by Vee on :
GASP !!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
ERYK!!!!
COBIE!!!!
My two best friends in the LMB... oh God... oh God... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Posted by Vee on :
Of course it can't really be Red Bee since he's only been registered since March of 2004 and Cobie's already determined that it's someone that beens around almost since the founding of Legion World...way back in the July of 2003!!!!!
Wonder who that leaves?
[ May 12, 2005, 12:46 PM: Message edited by: Vee ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*cough*
Kippers...Vee...
put my hand on EDE...I can save him...not sure about myself...
it must be the Bee, Vee...it's around the end of the summer that it started...
*cough*
Posted by Vee on :
Ohhh...and don't worry Kippers they're okay. I shrank the blast down to microscopic size as it hit them. It passed right through them without any damage to internal organs though the force of its passage did knock them out.
Good thing I got here when I did.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
(Looks at Vee through his agonizing sobs of misery)
I... I... you may be right... Vee... my friends... oh god... maybe the Red Bee is actually someone ELSE in disguise, AKA Eric the Red... Eryk... Cobalt Kid...
I swear upon the moons of Cybertron themselves that I will pursue the Red Bee, whoever he may be, unto the ends of the universe and back, until I find him and AVENGE the wrongs he has done upon the LMB today.
Eryk... Cobalt...
WHYYYYYYYYY?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Vee: Ohhh...and don't worry Kippers they're okay. I shrank the blast down to microscopic size as it hit them. It passed right through them without any damage to internal organs though the force of its passage did knock them out.
Good thing I got here when I did.
Oh.
Well, alright then, everyone, um, just carry on.
Um, yeah. Posted by Vee on :
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(not fooled by KP's feigned surprise - other than that his minion was caught and exposed)
Posted by Calamity Monkey on :
*stands in front of master*
SHHHHRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEK!
SHHHHRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEK
Posted by Jinx on :
HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Uggggh...
<watches as Jinx and Calamity Monkey guard EDE from everyone approaching>
Only I am close enough now to help...
<lays hands on EDE, healing his minor injuries>
Nice save, Vee...you really bailed us out of this one.
And it looks like the Legion of Calamity Pets is ready for vengeance. Not that I blame them, because SO DO I.
<looks at blood running out of his chest wound>
We've been double-crossed...<shakes head>
How could this have happened?
Posted by Jinx on :
<rubs up against her still unconscious master...>
Posted by Calamity Monkey on :
<wraps arms around masters foot.>
*sniff*
Posted by Kid Prime on :
(Runs onto the scene)
Damnit, Cobalt, don't MOVE! You'll only risk injuring yourself more! I'm here to take you two somewhere safe where you can recieve the best medical care.
(Transforms into special-ambulance mode, making sure to treat the passengers with the gentlest of care.)
Don't worry, Jinx, Calamity Monkey... we're going to make your master better! If you want to help him, use your animalistic tracking skills to help hunt down that EVIL Red Bee!
(Speeds off to Medicus Two)
Posted by Bevis on :
Tarantaraaaaaa!!!!
Make way plebs, coming through, mind my great big chopper (fnar fnar).
I, Lucien Lad, do hereby declare that I am at war! I have my great big horse, i have some absolutely fabulous armour and a really nice helmet with a little crown on it that is specially designed *not* to give you helmet hair and a great big swotrd and a crossbow or seven and a whole hoard of Brads dressed in traditional ancient Hellenistic battle dress (ie, helmets and cloaks and boots and nothing else) and I am riding through Legion World whacking all and sundry with my sword. At the moment I am just whacking people with the flat of the sword (whack) because I'm still not entirely clear on who the enemy is (whack whack) but believe me when I *do* find out (whack whack whackity whack) then I'll (whack) be using the (whack) sharp edge (whack whack whack).
Oh, and someone should probably go and dig up Jailbait Lass. Red Bee burried her in the graveyard over there and she's probably only got a couple of seconds of air left before she, ya know (whack) suffocates).
Tarantaraaaa!!!
(whack whack whack)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
And when Bevis starts whacking, you KNOW you better watch out!
Posted by Bevis on :
(a stray attack porcupine wanders in having been spearated from the main force. stabby stab, pointy pointy he goes, and then wanders out. From outside there crash of someone trying to escape from Lucien Lad's First Armoured Porcupine Attack Squad but running into Lucien Lad himself coming the other way and still randomly whacking people with his big sword while poking them with his little bee slaying sword.
The porucpine wanders out again. Crikets chirrup. A short rain of fish bounces off the floor and flaps around for a bit before managing to escape into the sewer. All is normal on Legion World....)
Posted by Bevis on :
starbuckcoffeehousessuckaaaaaaa!!!
*yawn*
Gosh, all this whacking and stabbing and directing attack porcupines is sleepy work, I tell you. I think it might be time for my beddy byes now.
Ooooh, wait.... I hear a call on my telpathic telephone...Of Space.
I'm being called away on a vital mission to Bristol World for extra training and to see if maybe I can find some answers to the problems that are befalling Legion World of late. Answers to questions that I don't even know yet! Of course, since I don't actually know whats going on anyway even if I did know the questions to the answers I'm getting then I wouldn't understand why the questions were in the first place so I'd still be confused. But, hey, usual state of being, so that's alright. Yay!
I may have time to come in for a quick sorty with the porcupines tomorrow morning before I go, but if not I shall be back on Sunday with an even bigger sword probably.
Brads, I'm leaving you in the care of Princess Crujectra on the understanding that she doesn't mistreat you (any more than is normal in following your usual tasks of course) and then she carries on the whacking of people with a sword in my absence. She can be a bit more ladylike though if she likes. The porcupines are coming with em though, but I shall leave this Low Level Attack Battalion of Armoured Hedgehogs who are nearly as good and very useful for attacking short people or feet. Or short people with feet. Whatever, they're good.
Night all. (whack whack).
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I'm not sure what's more shocking, that the Bee went bad or that Cobie actually figured out who it was.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
For Kippers, images from the 2005 Licensing show being held this week in New York.
For old times sake, Kid Prime. When your term as LMBP leader ends, you can at least clean up your room in your spare time. <grin>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
The full Kid Prime update, coming to you tomorrow on this thread! Be here or... well, probably nothing.
But hey, you can get the full skinny if you DO stop by!!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Is this all some mind-screwed fantasy?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Just in case you hadn't heard Jeff. They pushed back the release date back for the the live-action Transformers movie. It is now due for release on July 4, 2007.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wow, what a crazy summer.
After a lot of soul-searching, I decided last spring that my life needed to do a backflip, so I screwed up my courage and marched myself down to UAB (University of Alabama - Birmingham,) depositing myself in the undergraduate computer science advisor's office. I found that day, to my wonderment, that I only had to complete 15 classes for a BS in computer science, since my previous major (music!) would serve for my core and minor requirements in its entirety. Well, it didn't take an Acme advil hitting me on the head for me to figure out that it was time for me to pick myself up, dust myself off, and start again. So I signed up for CS 201 (Intro to object-oriented programming in Java) Soon, I found out that I needed another class this summer to meet my financial aid requirements. So I took a deep breath and also signed up for the only class I could (since the other computer classes in the program were barred to me through prerequisites.)
Calculus 2.
Freaky, considering Calc 1 was taken 12 years ago at Ole Miss. So I gleefully quit my job waiting tables. That's right. No more waiting tables.
I'm not a waiter, I'm not a waiter, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah....
Of course, wouldn't you know that I would find a job dishing up breakfast and lunch in a huge office building's cafeteria. 6-2 every day, Monday through Friday. The funny thing is, it sounds a lot worse than it actually is. It's actually not a bad job! Certainly humbling and greasy, but not bad.I have to remind myself every day that the reason I'm there is because it fits into my schedule like a glove, and what a schedule it is!
Monday: 5 AM, get up. 6-2, work. 3 - Intro to programming. 5:30 - Calc 2. 7:00 - gym. 8:30, get home, have dinner, study. 10:30, bed
Tuesday through Thursday, wash, rinse and repeat.
Friday, I just work in the morning and afternoon.
And then the weekend (Saturday morning computer lab!) for catching up on my homework and study.
So it's intense. I am busier right now from a time standpoint than I have been probably ever. I can think of a couple of semesters in music that came close, but... geez!
I'm loving it. And I'm in the best shape physically since around 2000. I still want to lose about 20 more lbs, but I've lost 40 or so since Jan. 1.
It's weird being an undergrad again when chronogically, I ought to be a grad student now. I miss music, but I had to make a reasoned decision about the market for singers. It's slim pickings, as opposed to the market for computer software engineers / programmers, which is pretty huge. That's what I'm going to tailor my degree towards, though of course it being a 4-year CS degree I'll have plenty of admin type stuff to complete as well.
The good news? I finish in fall 2006, or worst-case, I have one of two classes to take in spring 2007. I'm up for a nice grant-funded scholarship for this fall (fingers crossed.) And best of all, I'm finding that I'm loving programming. I'm just SOOO busy.
There have been some unexpected twists and turns; I was unprepared for how hard this schedule would be on Lee and my relationship. I guess it's always this way for couples in which one goes back to school, but it's been difficult. I was pleasantly surprised that I don't feel like a grandpa in my classes at all. I don't feel like a returning student. Maybe it's my willingness to accept change.
Anyways, I wanted to write in and let y'all knkow what has been going on with me this summer. I have 3 weeks left to this summer term. I'm sitting on an 87 in my programming class, and an 82 in calculus. I'm confident I can nudge the 87 up to an A. As for Calc 2, if I can hold on to that B, I'll be happy. So let me get back to studying for my programming test on Tuesday now...
Y'all take care.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Wow! It sounds like things are going really well, Kippers! Good luck with everything!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Jeff I applaud your dedication. I really envy having the willpower and stamina to take those kind of courses, work and keep your relationship going. My hat is off to you.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Oh, and apparently you have enough time to run off to SDCC real quick and pull off a caper.
Twice so far at the con the license plate off the Transformers semi has been stolen. What does it look like?
Can you account for your whereabouts today? Posted by Lightning Lad on :
And don't forget to check out those mudflaps. Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Kippers! I'm glad that you're having a blast. My hat's off to you for having the courage and perseverance to do all that.
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
Congratulations on taking these big steps in your life! I know it couldn't have been easy, but I'm glad it's paying off. Big congrats on the weight loss too -- I can't imagine having to work that hard and not indulging. Hal Jordan's got nothing on you in the willpower department!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
It sounds like everything is going great Kippers! And busy too, but I don't think that's ever a bad thing. Calc is as scary to me as giant zombie sharks, but it sounds like you're doing really good at your classes and have found a major that you really enjoy!
It's a fun (although often stressful) experience when lots of things are changing all at once in your life, and I'm glad it feels like there's a sense of everything getting better and going your way!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... I actually think giant zombie sharks are less frightening than regular giant sharks...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Actually, I do too! Sharks might be the thing that scares me the most on this Earth.
But typing 'giant zombie sharks' sure is fun!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
What does Prime's wife think of this strange fascination for sharks?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Best of luck with everything, KP!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Jeff, my respect - and admiration - for you grows by leaps and bounds.
Looking forward to chatting with you again, real soon, matey
Brian
PS: Kippers? sounds veddy English to me....
Posted by Banshee on :
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
OK, who let Yoko in?
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Ow. That's my eardrum.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
1200 posts here! Congrats Kippers!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Finals suck!
My brain hurts.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Go Kippers! Go Kippers!
You can do it!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I definitely want to be on KP....
Posted by Kid Prime on :
So good to know that for those of us who have made the decision to retire our flirting boots, there are those eager to take up the mantle... Posted by Kid Prime on :
Oh! I got a B in calculus!
Take that, Dr. Hutchinson!
That makes my first semester back in school a 3.5. Go me!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Yay Kippers!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Huzzah!
Posted by Arachne on :
Congrats!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
way to go!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Only thing i know about Calcalus is that dentists frown upon it when it builds up on your teeth...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Congrats Jeff! I'm thrilled that this has all been working out for you Posted by Luna on :
Congratulations!
Posted by Disaster Boy on :
Congratulations! (i failed calculus many times in college, i cant even remember how many, and i had to take a year to begin with!)
Yeah STICK IT TO THEM!
thats a great g.p.a too.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Now all I need is Megatron in a bee hive and my life will be complete.
You asked for it!
I just felt like we needed this again in our lives. Giggle!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
36. Shrapnel
Function: Electronic Warfare
Shrapnel is about as wired up personality-wise as the electrical forces he commands. If there were a ADHD Decepticon, he would probably be it. This may be due to one or two million too many volts flowing through his body every time he uses his special abilities. He is a tough fighter, probably the best of the three Insecticons. Also, he loves power. In a physical sense, he loves the feeling when electricity is flowing through his body, but he also loves the feeling of power when he happens to win a battle with the Autobots. He may be the most ambitious of the Insecticons, but he is also the least intelligent. He shares his fellow Insecticons' rapacious hunger for resources, and will eat ravenously to sate himself. He has no loyalty to Megatron beyond what the Decepticon leader can offer him to feed his practically hedonistic appetite for energy.
Shrapnel is the most powerful of the three Insecticons on the ground. He is the most able combatant, and he is probably the toughest, as well. His weapon is a shrapnel-grenade launcher, which explodes on contact into thousands of slivers capable of damaging many Transformers' armor. However, where Shrapnel truly shines is in his special power over the forces of electricity. This manifests in two ways: firstly, Shrapnel can take control of any nonsentient electrical device, whether it be a toaster or an F-16 fighter jet. He can affect multiple targets in this way, and he often casually amuses himself by crashing his thralls into one another, much like a kid with his Tonka trucks. Finally, Shrapnel has the ability during proper weather conditions to call down lightning from the heavens, drawing it into his body and releasing it in blasts of pure electrical fury. When this happens, it can easily turn the tide of any battle with the Autobots. The only defense to this ferocious attack is to attempt to find proper insulation from his electrical bolts. In effect, Shrapnel can be a bewildering foe, but with forethought and planning, one can easily pierce his special attacks and swat the bug beneath.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Holy God. It's the bee.
Posted by The Red Bee on :
Dear Kid Prime,
I ask that you do me a favor, old friend. Please don't clean up that area of your room too well, as it would give me great pleasure to one day return and see the stains there. You know, the ones from when I shot your two best friends, Eryk Davis Ester and Cobalt Kid, in the back.
Cheers,
The Red Bee
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Cobalt Kid and Eryk Davis Ester are my two best friends?
Hooray!
And you better just watch it, insect.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by The Red Bee: Dear Kid Prime,
I ask that you do me a favor, old friend. Please don't clean up that area of your room too well, as it would give me great pleasure to one day return and see the stains there. You know, the ones from when I shot your two best friends, Eryk Davis Ester and Cobalt Kid, in the back.
Cheers,
The Red Bee
Bastard!
Posted by Luna on :
quote:Originally posted by The Red Bee: Dear Kid Prime,
I ask that you do me a favor, old friend. Please don't clean up that area of your room too well, as it would give me great pleasure to one day return and see the stains there. You know, the ones from when I shot your two best friends, Eryk Davis Ester and Cobalt Kid, in the back.
Cheers,
The Red Bee
Oh, snotty, about time someone had a personality around here.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
<Nails a piece of paper to the door declaring "Kid Prime's Room" an official Legion World Booobie-Free Zone.>
I'm just waiting for the fallout now.
Love,
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey KP,
I'd like to see your Transformer some time...and i promise you i don't need to flash my "tits", either... Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'm all married and stuff.
Posted by legionadventureman on :
What the wifey doesnt know won't hurt him
Besides, this is Legion World, dude...almost anything goes, here! Unless Lee is also a fine upstanding member in his own right... Posted by The Red Bee on :
Kid Prime is a very devoted and loving married man. Like Lightning Lad and some others, he's a little more reserved on the flirting end.
My recommendation is to use a swarm of bees to attack his friends and destroy his property. But hey, what do I know, I'm the one in jail and stuff.
<grin>
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Besides, this is Legion World, dude...almost anything goes, here!
There was a time that I thought that myself. I realized I was wrong. At least where I'm concerned. Everyone has to decide for themselves what works for them. I don't even worry about him coming on and finding things (he knows I pots here regularly, y'know.) For me, a general flirty tone is fine, but actual person-to-person flirting is too much. I know that hasn't always been the case (you can find some pretty strong flirting going on in the early pages of this thread) but it is now.
What can I say, I love the boy.
Lee!!!
Posted by legionadventureman on :
Hey, its cool, Jeff...
My flirting is strictly virtual, ok? No offence meant...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by The Red Bee:
My recommendation is to use a swarm of bees to attack his friends and destroy his property. But hey, what do I know, I'm the one in jail and stuff.
Did you hear something? It almost sounded like the tiniest violin in the world playing "You'll be in jail forever, villain, so it doesn't matter"
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Hey, its cool, Jeff...
My flirting is strictly virtual, ok? No offence meant...
None taken! Like I said, it's just the way I've decided to interact here that works for me, others interact differently, and I wish them all the best in their search for ultimate LW flirty stimulatory bliss!
Posted by The Red Bee on :
quote:Originally posted by The Red Bee: Aw, what the hell. You’re about to figure it out anyway.
*blasts Eryk Davis Ester and Cobalt Kid through their backs*
Let me make it a little easier on you.
*lights cigarette*
Months ago, you put your trust in me and welcomed me as your friend. Now—you will regret it.
*grabs Jailbait Lass, chloroforms her. As she faints, he throws her over his shoulder*
Life’s full of surprises…
*blasts holo-monitors and distress signal devices*
…this ones a doozy.
*exits*
Ah, what a great day in LMB history.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You know, I keep on thinking I'm hearing something. Oh well, it must be the wind. A tiny little puny ineffectual wind with no hope of ever seeing the outside world ever again!
Blame it on the rain, I guess...
Posted by legionadventureman on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime:
quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: Hey, its cool, Jeff...
My flirting is strictly virtual, ok? No offence meant...
None taken! Like I said, it's just the way I've decided to interact here that works for me, others interact differently, and I wish them all the best in their search for ultimate LW flirty stimulatory bliss!
I'm realising that flirting is pointless when you are another continent and time zone away - so i do understand where you are coming from. You're still okay by me, dude!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
A small fractal particle materializes in the middle of the room, shimmering with a lovely pearl luster. It begins to subdivide, creating more facets as it grows. Posted by Kid Prime on :
The fractal particle absorbs the sofa, growing more and more in size and complexity Posted by Lad Boy on :
But the particle's growth appears to affected by the high concentation of Ikeanite in the sofa.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
If anything, the Ikeanite causes the fractal particle to grow more swiftly than before. The fractal particle is now becoming more and more... cocoon shaped. Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Dang. That was a good sofa.
Somebody should keep an eye on this.
Sounds like a job for the Security Office.
Posted by Gay-lipso on :
Gosh, I remember when Kippers wasn't a ball of sparkly light that absorbed sofas. Ah well, it all probably means something. But in the meantime the pearly lustre of the cocoon when hit by a beam of light creates a fabulous disco ball effect. yay! Everyone needs somewhere to get down and boogie during a crisis. I'll just put Kylie on the holodisc player and we're all set.
*The instantly recognisable beat of Light Years-era Kylie starts to play and Gay-lipso shimmies in the dancing light*
"Your disco Your disco Your disco needs yooooooou....."
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
........ .............. .... .. ... .... .....
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
At this point, the cocoon has grown to encase almost the entire room... Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I hope most of that isn't fluid.
I'm sure Abin is hoping the same thing right about now.
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
Having engulfed the entire room in its maw, the cocoon begins to vibrate imperceptibly and hum softly...
[ October 13, 2005, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime's cocoon ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :
<Green Energy encases K.P.'s room in a semi-permeable fluid absorbing membrane...>
Posted by legionadventureman on :
I have a protection aura handy in case you need it, Abin...
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
A hairline crack appears at the top of the cocoon, bathing the hallway (because the cocoon had taken over the entire room by now) in a strange bright blue glow... Posted by Lad Boy on :
Why are my bright blue pants glowing?
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
Inside the cocoon, the entity that was once Kid Prime thinks, "Where's MLLASH when you need him..."
[ October 14, 2005, 11:53 AM: Message edited by: Kid Prime's cocoon ]
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Outside the cocoon, Lad Boy thinks the same thing.
Lad Boy's mom in s.e. Alabama calls to report a strange blue glow on the northern horizon. Hard to understand her because of the loud cocoon-crackly sounding interference on the line.
Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
Inside the cocoon, the entity that was once Kid Prime thinks, "That's RIGHT! I forgot that Lad Boy was from Alabama..." Posted by Kid Prime's cocoon on :
The cocoon which was once Kid Prime's Room splits open with the sound like a million tubas! Gallons and gallons of a black, viscous fluid spew forth into the hall, and, silhouetted by a blazing blue light, a silhouette staggers forth and then runs off, bellowing...
MMMMHHHHH.... MMMMM... MMMMMM... XXX... deri... int.... lim..... BBBBBBBB..... cos.... sin.... arc.......... Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Sounds like he's trying to memorize integration formulae. Let the machine do it.
Posted by not Kid Prime on :
MMMMM... F(X)..... YYYYY.... MIDP.... DIS... PARA... HYP.... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Looks like Kid Protty - or is that just a young Lightning Lad. (Don't let a certain found see this post, please.)
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by not Kid Prime: The cocoon which was once Kid Prime's Room splits open with the sound like a million tubas! Gallons and gallons of a black, viscous fluid spew forth into the hall...
This looks like a job for Abin....
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod, So is Kippers still an amorpheous blob of goo or what?
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I think the real question is: Did anyone clean this mess up?
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Yes!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu bum da de Pressure pushing down on me Pressing down on you no man ask for Under pressure - that burns a building down Splits a family in two Puts people on streets Um ba ba be Um ba ba be De day da Ee day da - that's o.k. It's the terror of knowing What the world is about Watching some good friends Screaming 'Let me out' Pray tomorrow - gets me higher Pressure on people - people on streets Day day de mm hm Da da da ba ba O.k. Chippin' around - kick my brains around the floor These are the days it never rains but it pours Ee do ba be Ee da ba ba ba Um bo bo Be lap People on streets - ee da de da de People on streets - ee da de da de da de da It's the terror of knowing What this world is about Watching some good friends Screaming 'Let me out' Pray tomorrow - gets me higher high high Pressure on people - people on streets Turned away from it all like a blind man Sat on a fence but it don't work Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn Why - why - why ? Love love love love love Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking Can't we give ourselves one more chance Why can't we give love that one more chance Why can't we give love give love give love give love give love give love give love give love give love 'Cause love's such an old fashioned word And love dares you to care for The people on the edge of the night And loves dares you to change our way of Caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is our last dance This is ourselves Under pressure Under pressure Pressure
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Sweet!
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Nice new avatar KP!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Thanks! Incubating in that cocoon sure was worth it!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
White boys.... are so pretty Skin as smooth as milk White boys are so pretty Hair like Chinese silk
White boys.... give me goose bumps White boys give me chills When they touch my shoulder That's the touch that kills
Well, my momma calls 'em lilies I call 'em Piccadillies My daddy warns me stay away But I say White boy, come on out and play!!!
Oh oh oh, WHITE BOYS.... are so groovy White boys are so TOUGH Every time that they're near me I just can't get enough!
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
White boys are so pretty! White boys are so sweet! White boys drive me CRA-AAAA-AAAAZY Drive me indiscreet
Hey, hey, hey, white boys are so sexy! Legs so long and lean Love those sprayed-on trousers Love the love machine!!!!
My brother calls 'em rubble That's my kind of trouble My daddy warns me "No! No! No!" But I say "White boys GO! GO! GO! GO!"
White boys are so lovely Beautiful as girls I love to run my fingers And toes through all their curls
Give me a tall A lean A sexy A sweet A pretty A juicy White boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Somebody had sex recently...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Horses each like people. Mothers eat.
Harry elbowed little Polly. My ears!
His erasers left pillows. Mirror eggs.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Hitting eggs leaves puddles. Michael Eisner.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Some orangutans might eat bottles of delicious yams. Half equals less percentage. Modern example.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Bet you don't have one of these in your collection yet Kippers. Posted by Kid Prime on :
That's awesome! Can't wait to try it out!!!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I think we all need to chip in for this cake for Jeffy's next birthday.
Posted by Pov on :
"So say we all." Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I can already feel it Transforming... into body fat.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
The bakery that made it is in Nashville. We could send the money to Lash and have him personally deliver it. Kind of a cake and strip-o-gram. Posted by Kid Prime on :
You rang?
Wow, how many different types of yummy can I handle in an evening...
Posted by Kid Prime on :
It's time for this thread to be back in business. Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Move the party here, people. If KP can't go to SD, SD will go to KP!
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Hey, I just found this thread, and read the first few posts---can someone find or upload some new AFOB avatars? I mean Curt Swan was great, but...y'know. P.S. I didn't get to go to SD either, so I'm bringing Marzallian Meatballs. It's a 200 year old recipe. Or maybe 400.
Posted by Legolas on :
Greetings, all.
I, Prince Legolas, have taken temporary possession of six Legion World properties.
In each of those six you will find a form that looks, acts and talk like me. In all ways of perceiving, whether scientific, magickal or psionic, all six will seem equally identical. All your detection techniques will identify all of them as me - or none of them.
Of these six, five are elaborate simulacrums, constructs that will totally suck the life (and other) energies of any who interfere with them, whether by touch, distance attack or even a simple mind probe. These are based on the magickal technologies of the Z'xyc'hians, and you may recall the spatio-temperal implosions of their own doings that ended their very existence.
Tamper with me at your own peril.
this is the second of the six.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
KICKING LEGOLAS OUT MY ROOM!!! BOO YAH!!!
Posted by Emily Sivana on :
Hello Kid Prime! I don't think we met yet (unless you are Justin Byrd).
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Kippers!
Nice to see you old bean. I came back just a few days ago, we do need to catch up.
Love what you've done with the place. Nice colour scheme.
So Lunch and a chat some time?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Great googily moogily! Kippers!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
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, I simply couldn't let this 100th post milestone pass me by! *giggle* ![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
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Guess I'll just sneak back out then. I've been found out.
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and 
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, don't ya think?
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Now, where has this thread been all of my life? Do you also have a cousin called Cid Vicious? ![[Cyborg]](graemlins/Cyborg.gif)
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What on earth does a soundwave have that I don't have???
