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Such language! Silly LardLad, it's me! Your friendly neighborhood naked mole rat.
Why just last week you and I shared a lovely meal of tubers and feces. How could you not know me?
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by LardLad: Oh, shit--Gladys, I think you just helped me figure out another time anomaly. See if you can find a file for a young lady named "My Wee Fem", so I can see if she ever existed and what the point of divergence is...
Don't need no file for that Mr Lard sir. My was a personal friend she was. Up until the day she died we was best friends... Well not like her, Miss Quank, and Holly Honey but...
It's a terrible tragedy the way she died, ripped limb from limb by that 'orrible Enigma creature. Right in front of her friends too.
Poor Miss Quank never recovered from that, I tell you. Hung up her guns, quit the Security Office, and to this day can't be in the same room with Mr Cobalt without startin' a row with 'im...
And that poor Holly Honey Lass... why the less said about her the better...
[ March 26, 2009, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: Gladys The Sentient Disco Ball ]
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Well I don't know anything about timelines but that Enigma creature was called the riddle master or something like that before he got mutilated into a big Frankenstein creatue by the Red Bee...
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quote:Originally posted by Gladys The Sentient Disco Ball: Don't need no file for that Mr Lard sir. My was a personal friend she was. Up until the day she died we was best friends... Well not like her Miss Quank and Holly Honey but...
It's a terrible tragedy the way she died, ripped limb from limb by that 'orrible Enigma creature. Right in front of her friends too.
Poor Miss Quank never recovered from that, I tell you. Hung up her guns, quit the Security Office, and to this day can't be in the same room with Mr Cobalt without startin' a row with 'im...
And that poor Holly Honey Lass... why the less said about her the better...
Damn! So My is dead in this timeline, and Brit is suffering from sever PSD! So, already, we're down Lolita, My, Brit and <shudders> whomever this mole rat thing replaced.
<goes over universal communicator> YK! Abin! Pagan! Lash! Whoever! Is there some way we can create a chronal force field or something to protect the LMBers on roll call from further manipulation? We need some defense against Phineas before it's too damn late!!!
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Gladys The Sentient Disco Ball: Well I don't know anything about timelines but that Enigma creature was called the riddle master or something like that before he got mutilated into a big Frankenstein creatue by the Red Bee...
<listens> Hmmm...all this crap that happened while I was away from Legion World...<strains to remember things he learned soley from now non-existent security files>...Okay, so My was killed by...the Riddler! That's right--Lolita saved her...but since there's no Lolita, there was no one to save My...damn! We've gotta bring Lolita back somehow...question is: is Lolita wiped out of existence...or has she been altered somehow?
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Naked Mole Rat Lad: Such language! Silly LardLad, it's me! Your friendly neighborhood naked mole rat.
Why just last week you and I shared a lovely meal of tubers and feces. How could you not know me?
Crap on a stick! I remember the original timeline but not the altered one! I wonder who's place this guy usurped in history?
Oh my! You are so funny, Lard! I'm going to go visit some of my other friends. See you around!
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From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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Outside my abilities Lardy. I can travel through time and generate a small stasis field but that's the extent of it. I can use my power to affect time a little but that's a side effect not the power itself.
The cat has a good idea. I'll bet the tesseract system is too spacially complicated to be temporally vulnerable. What do you think? Should we adjourn to the tesseracts?
Don't leave Mole rat Lad, we might need your super digging ability before we're safely out of here. Remember the escape tunnel you dug in Avalon?
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You're right, YK--the Tessaract system may be our best bet! Can you get Triple G to get the word out? We've gotta stop the bleeding before we lose anybody else!
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What's that? I sense something...like a temporal disturbance or a divergence. That Mole Kid...it's him, but it's like he's with someone else who's also one. Maybe I should investi--!
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<grins evilly> That's okay--they can wait! Especially because it's YOU I'm here to murder to prevent you from @#$%ing up the plans of my partner and me! <fires unbelievably powerful green energy beam at Lardy>
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