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97. Knows all the words of the theme songs from The Patty Duke Show, F Troop and Maude, but sometimes forgets The Brady Bunch.
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97a. Only because he is captivated by the beauty that is Jan Brady.
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97b. Yet his Jan Brady fascination does not explain why his very first restraining orders were issued because of complaints by Patty Duke and Bea Arthur.
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97c. Original arrest report dated 1985 states that "Mr. LardLad (defendant) was peeping in the window of Ms. Duke's home as she changed clothing. Next door neighbor, Mr. Ms. Arthur apparently became incensed and began taking his her clothes off. Mr. LardLad turned to look when he heard someone yell "Hey, over here!" and upon spying Ms. Arthur, had a sudden seizure, landing on one of her prized rose bushes, crushing it. Upon hearing screams, Ms. Duke noticed Mr. LardLad and both women subsequently called out to another neighbor just arriving home, Mr. William Shatner, still in his "TJ Hooker" wardrobe. He made a citizen's arrest and called LAPD.
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97d. This was fifth time a future LMBer was arrested by William Shatner, and Lardy's second.
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97e. He was secretly disappointed that Shatner did not have Adrian Zmed with him this time.
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98. WRONG!
LardLad *IS* Adrian Zmed. See the beard?
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100. Was born one month before The Beatles broke up.
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quote:Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy: 98. WRONG!
LardLad *IS* Adrian Zmed. See the beard?
my he has aged.
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this thread should now be Lardy's forum to reveal 101 secrets about the rest of us (of course, we can still add commentary as he does so).
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104. Stole Semi's recipe for the Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster and is keeping it all for himself.
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