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I'll bet he expects all us comic-book geeks to turn the tide on Super Tuesday.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Quislet has not yet dropped out of either of the Presidential primaries, despite having not campaigned in a single state.
Could this strategy work yet?
I'll be releasing the negatives to the press shortly before the conventions. I figure the outrage will allow me victory in both conventions. The hard part will be running against myself in the election. I mean, I know where all the bodies are buried and I'll have proven that I am not afraid to use that type of information.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: I'll bet he expects all us comic-book geeks to turn the tide on Super Tuesday.
No. Only the ones with gravity powers will be able to turn the tide.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Quis represented a group of lemurs, and conspired to have his own clients found guilty!
Moreover, he planned to dispose of his disgruntles clients by using them in a proposed apocalpystic battle between his two favorite singers, Anne Murray and Celine Dion!
Is there no end to his treachery?
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There's a rumor floating about that Quis is soon to be the target of an assassination attempt by both PETA and the NSPL (National Society for the Protection of Lemurs).
And the previously unknown country of Lemurland isn't too pleased with him either.
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Lemurland has withdrawn its Boston consolate staff in response to Quis' behavior. A severe rebuke indeed.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Item!
Quis represented a group of lemurs, and conspired to have his own clients found guilty!
Moreover, he planned to dispose of his disgruntles clients by using them in a proposed apocalpystic battle between his two favorite singers, Anne Murray and Celine Dion!
Is there no end to his treachery?
Really, if I wanted to get rid of some pesky lemurs, do you really think I wouldn't have some more imaginative plan?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Teronna: There's a rumor floating about that Quis is soon to be the target of an assassination attempt by both PETA and the NSPL (National Society for the Protection of Lemurs).
And the previously unknown country of Lemurland isn't too pleased with him either.
Both PETA and NSPL know that I hold the negatives and my death will result in their release.
Lemurland is quite happy with me now that I have arranged all conventions to be held in their capital city, Prosimian. I have also secured them royalty rights to such films as "Ghost", "Phantom Menance", "Ghostbusters", and "Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost".
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Lemurland has withdrawn its Boston consolate staff in response to Quis' behavior. A severe rebuke indeed.
They vacated their current Boston office only in order to have a new Consulate built. The new Consulate will be the highest building in the world and feature a 100 foot statue of a lemur on top.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: These days he's working on a special wiretapping job...
I resent these unfounded rumors.
Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
PS. Leave the "flowers" on the back of the toilet.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
Are those nice Watergate plumbers available?
[Richard Nixon] I am not a plumber!!!! [/Richard Nixon]
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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