quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.: 89. Sacrificed his own acting career when he let cry-baby Matty Damon play the first Sheep in Mrs. Goldberg's 2nd grade Christmas play.
89a. Felt the sacrifice was worth it to avoid the consequences of playing a sheep when lil' Cobie was playing the shepherd!
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90. That yellow glow in his avatar? He's an angel. Just not a very...devout one.
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91. Every Waffle House in the south has at least one employee who fears his name.
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92. Was court-ordered to do public service announcements extolling the virtues of eating vegetables.
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95d. Even talked those Montreal DJs into impersonating Sarkozy to fool Sarah Palin.
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95e. Would consider claiming not to know who Sarah Palin was either, if he hadn't already mailed out the invites for his premiere party for "Nailin' Palin".
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96. Legally changed his name to "Quaggy Ubiquitous Debauchery"
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