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Sally had a unique take on things. How else would we know that Abraham Lincoln was our sixteenth king and the father of Lot's wife?
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Lot's wife - There was a salty wench. Pity they never gave us her name.
And her daughters were just as bad. Getting dad drunk and having sex with him. Sure they rationalized it as thinking they were the last people on Earth.
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The Lots were pretty dysfunctional. Then there were Cain and Abel. Cain was marked so everyone would know who he was even though there were, at the time, only four people in the whole world: He was one, he had just killed another and the other two were their parents. Who was there who wouldn't know him?
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There must have been more than four people because younger brother Seth had to have a wife, right?
Or maybe God's punishment was that Cain lived forever.
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Cain's wife and Seth's wife don't really get explained. They just sort of appear.
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Maybe they were mail-order brides from some neighboring religion or dimension.
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In the tried and true biblical tradition, they probably sprang out of their husbands' ribs.
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Mmmm. Ribs...Who's got the BBQ sauce?
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Your Homer Simpson impersonation needs some work. You forgot the
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Since when did the LMB become a haven for cannibalism? Isn't this what ultimately destroyed the British Navy?!
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On the other hand, getting intimate with ribs is just downright kinky.
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On this board, not having a kink is probably the only thing that still qualifies as kinky.
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He's already running for Governor of Texas in 2010.
Also, he's been in a movie about barbecue!
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