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This has gone far enough! My Board-W counterpart has seemingly slipped toward the dark side, and is abducting Legion Worlders to put into some kind of stew. He has to be stopped! I know he's around here somewhere...
And where is my Board-E counterpart? He's apparently gone off the deep end, as well, taking advantage of the Crisis situation to impose martial law on the MMB and punish those he deems "morally corrupt." I need to do something...
Aha! There you are...
-------------------- The STU of Board-D.
Registered: Aug 2003
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And I'm done wasting time trying to gather the ingredients for my stew one by one. I'm going to cast a massive spell that will bring them all here, and drop them into this cauldron in one fell swoop!
And no one can stop me!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
-------------------- The STU of Board-W.
Registered: Aug 2003
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Not so fast! Your reign of terror ends tonight!
Yes, I know what's going on here... it's that Figure in the Shadows, isn't it? The one that escaped from the Banned-'Em Zone after the Blacklight Posters had already been released!
I saw the security tapes... I know the Figure circled back around and "jumped" into the body of one of the nads-kicked LWers!
Yes, STU-W, I know you've been possessed all along... and now it's time to evict your tenant!
[Legatus Ferrous Rodentus takes out a small device and points it at STU-W]
Registered: Jul 2003
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This is no ordinary Banned-'Em Zone projector!
I've been working on it these last couple of days... It's been specially modified to extract an evil entity from its host, and then send the entity into the Zone while leaving the host safe on this side.
Registered: Jul 2003
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That was all a ruse, my Board-D counterpart!
See, I knew the Figure in the Shadows is drawn to weakness -- physical and mental. I knew that that was why it was able to possess STU-W... he was suffering from the physical shock of having been nads-kicked, and was thus supremely vulnerable.
With STU-W having the largest, most impressive nads of any of the LWers present at the time, it was only natural for the Figure to "jump" into him -- and attempt to use him to carry out its nefarious plan to take over LW!
I knew I needed to offer the Figure an even more tempting target... and what better target than a man seemingly consumed with power, succumbing to his own weakness, his desire for control at whatever cost?
It was regrettable that I had to use such means to an end (and too bad about all those LWers that got sacrificed along the way), but it was necessary that everyone completely believe that I'd fallen to the dark side myself.
And it worked! I drew out STU-W, and now, in just a few moments, everything will be back to normal...
[flicks switch on the projector]
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