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Author Topic: The Office of Security (out with the Lardy, in with the Dev) Gruertis Nyebif Cigar Connoisseur posted                        <taken aback at first but then smiles in a way only an eye-stalked sentient can smile> Cigar lover, eh? I'll have a few boxes sent over. I appreciate you taking the time to see me, Chief Taylor. As Governor of Ventura I have a certain diplomatic importance that requires a certain amount of safety. It is with this in mind that I must register a serious complaint! You see, I believe I'm being followed! -------------------- Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise! Registered: Jan 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Followed? By whom? -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Gruertis Nyebif Cigar Connoisseur posted                        I have no idea! That's why I came to you! <looks at Dedman> Hm, smells like a corpse in here. <back to Chief Taylor> You see, my species contains a special ability in which we can sense whenever we are in danger. Lately, I have been feeling this whenever I venture out into the streets of Legion World and then I feel it following me around. Always on the fringe of where I am, and then approaching rapidly--I move away and the feeling fades but if I'm idle, it grows stronger again. Therefore, I can only assume some horrific assailant is following me with ill intentions. It could be a political problem, or perhaps a customer who bet big and got taken by the house. It happens. -------------------- Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise! Registered: Jan 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        So you have no specific idea as to whom it could be and no more than a feeling? -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Gruertis Nyebif Cigar Connoisseur posted                        <rolls eye> Yes, and I don't like your tone. That 'feeling' I get has never failed me and made me a rich man. I've learned not to ignore it. I figured you must have informants you pay off for inside information to the underworld or some such nonsense and could get to the bottom of this. <speaking more quietly> I could make it worth your effort... -------------------- Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise! Registered: Jan 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        Hello Chief, Governor... <reaches over and takes the cigar from Gruetis Nyebif's hand and puffs on it> Your right Chief, it is a very good cigar. It's also highly illegal to smoke one of these outside of a filtered smoking enclosure. Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (More pro bono work... you owe me Abin.) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Gruertis Nyebif Cigar Connoisseur posted                        <blows it into Space Ranger's face> Good thing I have diplomatic immunity, Buck Rogers. You must be the private dick. -------------------- Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise! Registered: Jan 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        <Pinches the end off of the cigar, pushing the hot ash into the Governors fingers> Diplomatic Immunity? Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Are you immune to heat?) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Gruertis Nyebif Cigar Connoisseur posted                        <pulls back hand after some pain> I see the ill-manners of the Daxamite race are as potent as ever! It's no wonder you're working in some sleazy backroom office with a bunch of jailbait! You're a bum, Ranger! Nothing but a thug! -------------------- Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise! Registered: Jan 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        ENOUGH, you two! Listen, Governor of Ventura--this Office's integrity is unimpeachable and we are NOT INTERESTED IN BRIBES! However, your safety is always of concern. If you'd like, I can assign an Elite Guardsman to investigate and a redshirt detail to ensure your protection. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Gruertis Nyebif Cigar Connoisseur posted                        I'd like that very much. Thank you Chief. I think it would be good to have a few redshirts following me around for my protection. When the Elite Guardsman you assign the case to comes around, you can tell him I'll be at one of the establishments with the best looking girls. (Politics does have its benefits, eh, Chief?) <turning to Space Ranger> As for you, I hope you take a long trip off a short pier! Good day Sirs! <exits> -------------------- Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise! Registered: Jan 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        <Grabs Nyebif before he can turn away> Might be true, Nyebif, but from where I stand you Venturans have a whole new definition of slimey... Where do you get your cigars Nyebif? Does your dealer carry any other tobacco products? Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (This private dick stuff is fun...) [ June 21, 2010, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: Space Ranger ] -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        Quank, Ranger---What the Hell's going on here? -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Gruertis Nyebif Cigar Connoisseur posted                        Get off me Ranger! You know I've always been upfront with Space Rangers! Bailed me out that time those yellow ring Lanterns came looking for I get the tobacco from all over! There's no way I can recall every single dealer. Check my casino and ask one of the staff for a list of dealers. <exits quickly> -------------------- Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise! Registered: Jan 2009  |  IP: Logged |  Space Ranger Private Dick posted                        Just Ranger Chief, but you can call me Bart if you like... Pagan Lass was killed by her addiction to Earth Cigarettes. Cigarettes have been illegal for centuries but someone has been bringing them into Legion World. We just want to know who that someone is... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (And maybe have a short talk with them) -------------------- Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!) From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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