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78. Believes the Dow looks like Dorris Day meets Jenna Jameson.
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79. Has acted on that belief more than once, and has been forcibly thrown out of every stockbroker's office in town as a result.
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81. Made his fortune selling slobber guards to St. Bernard owners.
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82. He will soon be meeting Julia Child in the current tag team tale.
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quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: 82. He will soon be meeting Julia Child in the current tag team tale.
Will that be a zombie Julia Child?
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Nope. It's young Julia Child, during the phase in which she was an elite super-spy in the O.S.S! Lardy is currently visiting 1944, and very naked!
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83. Julie could always name her child's first name "Lardy's", and thus, it would be known as "Lardy's Child"!
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84. Has killed or severely maimed anyone but me who knows anything about what he was really doing on September 13, 1999, a day that would have lived in infamy if the illuminati hadn't orchestrated the cover-up.
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87. Occasionally needs to be reminded how much his friends love him.
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88. Shares a birthday with Tammy Faye Baker and Willard Scott.
89. Sacrificed his own acting career when he let cry-baby Matty Damon play the first Sheep in Mrs. Goldberg's 2nd grade Christmas play.
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