quote:Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: A scantily glad slave girl arrives in the Halls and sees Lard Lad. Turning to him and smiling she advances sinuously towards him with a sexy smile she reaches toward the Lard Knight.
“My lord Hrun is not here stranger, but he has left orders that all warriors who visit in his absence be royally entertained, what is your desire”
I wonder if Hrun realizes that this won't work on several Legion Worlders
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quote:Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: A scantily glad slave girl arrives in the Halls and sees Lard Lad. Turning to him and smiling she advances sinuously towards him with a sexy smile she reaches toward the Lard Knight.
“My lord Hrun is not here stranger, but he has left orders that all warriors who visit in his absence be royally entertained, what is your desire”
I wonder if Hrun realizes that this won't work on several Legion Worlders
Well, she does ask what is your desire, so it sounds as if she's open to any and all requests.
That girl had a tail! Did you see? A pointy thing like a demon or something!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus: It is a crime to ogle an imperial slave girl.
Were you not aware of that?
And just what is the definition of "ogle" in this alleged criminal statute of yours? It definitely sounds like a specific intent crime. How will you prove intent?
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Psst... Lardy, let your lawyer do all the talking. Only answer questions I tell you to answer.
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quote:Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus: It is a crime to ogle an imperial slave girl.
Were you not aware of that?
And just what is the definition of "ogle" in this alleged criminal statute of yours? It definitely sounds like a specific intent crime. How will you prove intent?
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Telepathy is not allowed as evidence in any Legion World Court. PLus you still have not provided the definition of "ogle".
I contend that my client merely admired the yooung lady.
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