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Oh geez, now you're probably gonna get Tom Ridge and his Homeland bunch after us. Just what we needed.
From: Utah | Registered: Jul 2003
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Translation: Wallowing in disease and filth? I'll have you know that I spent the last week doing important undercover research on humanoids! I had to wear a tiny blonde wig and skirt and follow these two vacuous cheerleaders around. It was positively humiliating!
Plus, your human-sized keyboards are awfully difficult for a rodent to use - even a SUPER rodent. CONSPIRACY!
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From: The Legion of Super-Rodents clubhouse | Registered: Jul 2003
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Translation: It is the unenviable duty of the Legion of Super Rodents to protect a humanoid society that hates and fear us. How refreshing then to encounter a humanoid who hasn't fallen prey to the common stereotypes and prejudices about rodents!
Last time, that Space Tart gal ran around screaming her head off just because I tried to nestle in her ample cleavage...
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From: The Legion of Super-Rodents clubhouse | Registered: Jul 2003
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And thankfully I can't post from work or there'd be more where that came from!
From: home sweet home... unless i'm posting from work | Registered: Jul 2003
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