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I used to love playing street hockey. I had a wicked hard wrist shot with one of those little hard plastic hockey balls. My shot was pretty inaccurate though, so everyone was afraid to get hit in the face or the crotch with it.
I used to get a lot of uncontested goals beacuse I'd wind up from the point and the goalies (who usually weren't wearing much in the way of padding) would step out of the way and I would just tap it in!
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My goal is to have this thread reach 100 pages
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I smoke like a chimney. That's probably my worst habit. I've never seriously tried to quit, but I'm contemplating it ever since they changed the type of paper the tobacco is rolled in. This new paper is supposed to keep them from burning your house down if you drop a lit cigarette on the couch in a drunken stupor, but all it's doing for me is tearing my lungs up.
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Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette Written by Merle Travis and Tex Williams
Now I'm a feller with a heart of gold And the ways of a gentleman I've been told The kind of guy that wouldn't even harm a flea But if me and a certain character met The guy that invented the cigarette I'd murder that son-of-a-gun in the first degree
It ain't cuz I don't smoke myself And I don't reckon that it'll harm your health Smoked all my life and I ain't dead yet
But nicotine slaves are all the same At a pettin' party or a poker game Everything gotta stop while they have a cigarette
Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate That you hates to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette
Now in a game of chance the other night Old Dame Fortune was a-doin' me right The kings and the queens just kept on comin' round
And I got a full and I bet 'em high But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy He just kept on raisin' and layin' that money down
Now he'd raise me and I'd raise him I sweated blood, gotta sink or swim He finally called and didn't even raise the bet
So I said "aces full Pops how 'bout you?" He said "I'll tell you in a minute or two But right now, I gotta have me a cigarette"
Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate That you hates to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette
(Ah, smoke it! Hah! Yes! Yes! Yes!)
The other night I had a date With the cutest little girl in the United States A high-bred, uptown, fancy little dame
She loved me and it seemed to me That things were 'bout like they oughta be So hand in hand we strolled down lover's lane
She was oh so far from a cake of ice And our smoochin' party was goin' nice So help me cats I believe I'd be there yet
But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze And she said, "ah, Marty, excuse me please I just gotta have me another, cigarette"
And she said, smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate That you hates to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette
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I recently re-started smoking after nearly two years without....
I couldn't do without a guy for that long.... two weeks and I'm busting!
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People at work keep busting the copy machine and we can't get it fixed. Our Accounts Payable people are in some kind of a big dispute with the company that services the copier and won't pay the bill until it's cleared up. Meanwhile the people that service the copier won't come out and fix it until they get paid. So our copier has been down now for two weeks, and it's become incredibly hard to function without it. We've had to resort to making all of our copies off of a little fax machine in the back office that takes forever, and because of all of the recent abuse is now on it's last legs.
Your - your turn to drift this thread and reach 1000 posts
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I thought lawyers were the lowest form of life
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Known as "the lowest point on Earth", the Dead Sea is continually getting lower. According to The Jordan Times the surface of the Dead Sea, which stood at 392 meters below sea-level as early as 1920, now stands more than 420 meters below sea level.
The decrease in the Dead Sea's size can be attributed to a number of factors, including high temperatures in the Jordan River valley which causes the salt water from the Sea to evaporate and a decreased flow from several tributaries which feed the Dead Sea. Over the years water from these tributaries, which include the Jordan and Mujib Rivers, have been increasingly diverted for use in agricultural irrigation in Jordan, Syria and Israel.
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