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Oh, now you've made me spill my coffee tough guy. Wahhh! No wonder barbarians aren't known for their technical prowess. I've been tangling with Bombs Under The Toilet King lo these many years and you think you can get to me with a rigged coffee cup? Piker!
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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What Matlock fails to realise is that this is not a cafe cramer coffee. Rather it is a magical potion from High Priestess Viviane.
As the liquid spills over Matlocks lap and slowly soaks into his trousers the magic starts to work and Matlock will now have to spend the next 24 hours with a perminant stiffy, (as a bonus the magic also adds three inches)
-------------------- Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
From: The Northern Wall | Registered: Jul 2004
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I haven't seen FC this fired up since she brought the Royal Inquisitor to his knees with ferocious poetry!
Hrun, I'm taking the money to pay for this out of your hordes of gold. What did I tell you about busting up, LW? I'm going to have to send for another three hundred fresh wenches to keep you tired...
Matlock, great thinking and a good battle. As a reward, I'm doubling your retirement pay. You know, if you ever get to retire and stuff...
As for me, all this security work has given me quite a thirst, and coffee seems like the best option this morning...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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<Preset Green Energy Charge Restores Café Cramer to it's former Pristine Condition.>
Caffeine!
I Need Bacon and Eggs with Whole Wheat Toast, and Coffee, Lots Of Coffee!
If Hrun's acting up again I suppose I'll just have to work some overtime this week (and charge it to the security office at my usual Double and a Half Rate)
Cramer's Place is all spiffy, but there's lots more to do (after breakfast)
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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FC, do you have some non-coffee morning beverage selections? I'm told caffine stunts your growth, and I can't afford that.
From: Denver, CO | Registered: May 2004
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Although I just can't understand your thinking CJ, I believe there is a comprehensive selection of freshly squeezed juices for your enjoyment.
I'll have my usual pot of black.
Sorry about the ruckus yesterday FC. At least most of it took place outside but I'll be sure show certain people the door before I have to give out any more attitude adjustments in the future.
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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FC, there are donuts and muffins in the lunch room here at work. Help me resist their siren call. Feed me tofu! Please!
Registered: Aug 2003
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Just send them my way Semi. I'd be happy to dispose of them for you. I'm the guy at the office that eats the wierd, forlorn custard and icing filled doughnuts that are still around at quitting time.
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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My wife's always encouraging me to put on a few pounds. I just can't seem to but I do skip breakfast and lunch a lot. But next week I'm going to Denver for work and I've got a $47 per diem for food so I may be flying back in sweatpants. Room service, ahoy!
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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If I skip breakfast and lunch I usually lose. I tend to skip lunch a fair amount because there are no decent places to eat around my office. Wish we had a Cafe Cramer here.
Registered: Aug 2003
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I hear you. There's a cafe in the lobby but I've never got anything there in almost a year at this location. I don't even know why. For anything else I'd have to get in the car and drive and it's sort of a pain. I try to bring lunch sometimes but there's never much time in the morning to make anything. Whine whine whine. Where's my cup o' soup?
From: Douglasville, GA | Registered: Jul 2003
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