quote:Originally posted by Lonestar Ranger: Listen to me fat man. It annoys me to no end that I must converse with an LMBer of any kind, but this I do because you owe me. Do not think I will ever let you forget what I did for you following the Dark Oval Invasion of Legion World and the United Planets. You’re here with no legal complications because of me.
Caliente must not be leader. You must cease this campaign immediately.
<looks at him with disgust>
Cease your ‘joygasm’ as well.
DO NOT let Cali know I visited you…
Lonestar, you stinking pile of excrement! You don't know me very well if you think I'll respond to your blackmail!
I owe you NOTHING! The debt has been paid in full with my sponsoring you for residence on Legion World, and don't you forget it! Don't PUSH me!!!
I'll do everything I can to protect Cali from your slimy, rotten fingers! She's too special to be victimized by a loathsome bottom-feeder such a yourself!
Watch yourself!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Now, for your entertainment...check out: "The Best of Lard Lad and His Amazing Chubby!"--a collection of all my best scenes from the vast library of adult videos I starred in!
Enjoy!
--and don't forget to vote for Cali!
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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[munching popcorn] What? Oh! There's a clip from the film I did with all those actresses posing as LMB ladies--there's Space Tart, Crujectra, Shady and...uh, Cali?
[his eyes are glued to screen]
Wow! She sure inspired me, huh?
[blushes]
Uh, if Cali, inspires you...make sure you give her your vote!
[rewinds clip]
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Artistic? Riiiight. Signatures look good, at least.
Sorry, Lardy, I got me a standing date with my hubby. (For as long as I can keep him anyway. Damn you, Space Ranger! *inner-sob*) We'll do lunch or something tomorrow. *pats*
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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Disgusting. You bumbling fool. At least you may succeed in getting Caliente elected Legion Leader to make it all the easier to destroy the Legion once I make her my wife.
Ha! You may have repaid your debt without even knowing!
<walks off grinning>
-------------------- Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
From: dead | Registered: Aug 2003
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After that Lonestar bastard came here last week, I programmed my security system to alert me if he returns and to record everything he says and does...
<searches...>
Looks like he was only here for a moment...let's turn on the sound...
quote:Originally posted by Lonestar Ranger: Disgusting. You bumbling fool. At least you may succeed in getting Caliente elected Legion Leader to make it all the easier to destroy the Legion once I make her my wife.
Ha! You may have repaid your debt without even knowing!
His wife? What the hell's going on?
<thinks>
Crap, Cali'd never fall for that piece of excrement--he's blackmailing her or something! Probably using his connection with Concord and Frio to manipulate her!
She's been so sad since shortly after her marriage...I thought that might have been an opening for me. But it's his doing--I know it!
I'm not exploiting this for my own ends...I'm gonna free her from Lonestar's slimy paws...even if it assures her happiness with Actor Lad.
I love her so much...I do...and I won't let her suffer another moment!
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Hmmmm... I wonder if the Lard Force has some kind of "high speed grief counseling" aspect. It seems like only yesterday that Lard Lard was mourning his wife.
-------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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[OOC: well, if you read "Smoke and Mirrors", Jeckie, it was shown that Lardy buried his grief and moved in some questionable directions. Lardy couldn't deal with Dru's death, so he's not. I think subliminally, Lardy probably is trying to replace Dru with Cali, so the hurt he's trying to bury will completely go away--in his mind, anyway...]
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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[OOC: Oh, I know that (I did read SaM)... that was just a Crujectra "in character" comment. She's still very suspicious of Lardy's behavior, and is far from trusting him at this point.]
-------------------- Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
From: Penthouse atop Levitz Hall, LMBP Plaza, Embassy Row, Legion World | Registered: Jul 2003
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[ September 12, 2007, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Gary Concord, the Ultra Man ]
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From: The Back Office in Abin's Fixit Shop. | Registered: Sep 2003
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Oooh, man talk, and even the superior women are participating in it. How absurd. I don't belong here.
From: SHAKES | Registered: Oct 2004
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