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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
OM (or is it?),

Is it true that you employ a group of poorly paid college kids to answer all of our inane questions?

No, that's complete nonsense.

They're unpaid high school dropouts who think they're getting points towards their GEDs.

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OM,
where are all the bodies buried?

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Originally posted by Kent:
OM,
why did you quit Up With People?

All the fun went out of it once I realized it wasn't about negating Earth's gravity.

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OM,

Is there really a good reason for everything? And if so, how do you explain sequins being sewn on hooded sweatshirts?

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Originally posted by cleome:
OM,

Is there really a good reason for everything? And if so, how do you explain sequins being sewn on hooded sweatshirts?

Unless you count the inherent chaos and unpredictability inherent in the universe, then no, there really isn't a good reason for everything.

For instance, no one has come up with a good reason for the existence of Hot Pockets. Or Merseybeat. Or the movie White Chicks.

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Originally posted by future king:
OM,
Where do babies come from? The truth this time!

From the home office in Scottsdale, Arizona.

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Originally posted by Lucifer07:
Om, how did u become Legion World's Badwill Ambassador?

Pretty much by responding in this thread.

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and are you accepting Apprentices?

Possibly. Are you a high school dropout looking to get a GED?

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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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OM,
Which came first, the chicken or the Egg and I restaurant?

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OM,

Origami or Decoupage?

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OM,

Recently the cost of providing evil genius services has increased dramatically due to a new value-added tax on services.

Can you suggest some low wage planets with disproportionately smart people, free education and low ethical standards to off-shore most of the lower level number crunching, so HQ can concentrate on getting trillions in Legion World bail out dollars?

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OM, any truth to the rumor that you will be getting your own reality show?

Yes.

It will be called "Inane Idol" and I'll be chief judge.

The auditons have been held in this thread. Based on what I've seen, we're looking at ratings gold here.

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OM,

What's the question?

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OM, how can you call yourself Outdoor Miner when you obviously have been stuck in a Chilean mine for six months? I cry fowl. INVESTIGATION!

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Something pithy!

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
OM, Does anything impress Vegans?

Well, the Omega Man respected Adam Strange, and we all know about Starfire and Dick Grayson, so I think they all secretly dig Earth guys.

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don't forget they had once an Earth guy as dictator, too. Harry Hokum, or something like that.

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