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Cobalt Kid
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An old favorite, Semi!

From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003 | IP: Logged |

Abin Quank
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Caffeine!

I need a lot of hot black coffee this morning!

Cleaning up the strange black gook that seems to be seeping out of every corner of LW is going to take some time...

At least the Café doesn't seem to have been invaded by it (yet).

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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!

With a Power Ring...

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Vee
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Originally posted by matlock:
Mmm, cake for breakfast. Thanks FC!

Reminds me of the Bill Cosby monologue regarding raising his children and feeding them chocolate cake for breakfast. If you've never heard it, (or seen it on HBO) it's worth the effort to track it down. [Big Grin]

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The Red Bee
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A nice hearty breakfast is always the best way to start the day!

Bacon and eggs for me, I think.

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rtvu2
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Hi everyone. Just wanted some breakfest for dinner. Yum!

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Outdoor Miner
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A nice mushroom and jalapeno omelet couldn't hurt right about now.

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Hrun the Barbarian
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Hrun smashes door (again)

Takes three bags of coffee, two silver pots and throws one of the serving girls over his shoulder heads off into the wilds.

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Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!

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matlock
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Okay Hrun, you can go tear-*ssing around Legion World all you want but when you start busting up Cramer's, you've crossed the line.

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Hrun the Barbarian
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Throws axe at Matlock.

Remember to look under the seat of your car for a few days before you retirement.

The Barbarians know where you live

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Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!

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matlock
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Ah, you're to sodden with mead to hit the broadside of a barn. Consider this axe confiscated. It might make a nice plowshare.

What level is the Legion World smithy located at?

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Hrun the Barbarian
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"Come mighty Hrothgar"

and the axe, together with Matlocks car fly back towards Hrun. Just as the trunk explodes matlock manages to escape, open the door, and roll free.

As the axe destroys the security car, Matlock climbs to his feet. He is just in time to see the axe return to Hruns outstreached hand.

"Mead is a wonderful drink old man"

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Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!

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"You played right into my plans, barbarian simpleton!"

As the axe reaches Hrun's strangely dainty little-girl hands, he notices the concussion grenade duct-taped to the handle.

"Smile, oaf!"

Detonates grenade, steps gingerly over inert barbarian.

"Lucky for you the car was a rental. Mine's in the shop or else it'd be your funeral."

Replaces horned helmet with dunce cap on Hrun's scabby, parasite-ridden scalp.

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Hrun the Barbarian
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As he reaches down, Hruns suddenly large hands reach up and grap him by the throat.

"Fool" Hrun smiles "This armour is the best warriors can loot, proof against all magics and explosives"

Wraps Matlock quickly in duct tape, puts dunce cap on his head and leaves him hanging from a convient nearby lamp post.

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Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!

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Oh Hrun you poor simpleton. A Georgia boy can do anything with duct tape, including escape from it. Here's a hint: WD-40!

By the way, the dunce cap would never have fit over my new fishing hat. Nearsighted lackwit!

<duct tapes door back into place. grabs to-go cup of black coffee.>

Sorry Cramer! It's the best fix I could do in a pinch.

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Hrun the Barbarian
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Hrun smiles as he watches Matlock leave.

5...4...3...2...1...Boom

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NOW Slave!!

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