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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly,

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-Nick-

Is Civil War over with yet?

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.
Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq.

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above

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Meanwhile, Nightcrawler bamfed recklessly around Uranus, enraging proctologists engaged in medical marvels.

Blissfully popping bubbles, AlNeKid stumbled artfully, nakedly into fragile crystal statues of dildos causing unspeakable commotion.

Space Ranger consumed mass quantities of kim-chee and snake venom extract bottled diligently at Emma Grundy's musty whore-house. Pastor Upright N. Uptight secretly infused tea-bags with illegal seminal distillations designed in vitro secretly to foil same-sex marriages. Unfortunately, Plaid Lad bumped into me causing upset drinks to soak bystanders thoroughly, drenching nylons and open-toed sandals scandalously, inundating Vee who exclaimed, "Jumping Jeepers!!"

Fortuitously, but surprisingly Hi-Risk Von Tingle appeared drunk again at chocolatte when flaming pantaloons shurged off manly loins.

Gigantic paperweights hung dangerously above Tamper's lower torso again; however, they apparently were sentient. Surely now Thora would notice his huge neighbor surfing Wikipedia.

Suddenly, Nick Vinson lifted his shirt revealing Quislet, Esq. tattooed above his

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-Nick-

Is Civil War over with yet?

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