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cleome46
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OM,

Is it really possible to "Find 100 Ways" of showing proper appreciation for one's favorite lust object and/or home mortgage co-signer? If so, can you list them all, for the good of future generations?

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Miner,

I'm constructing a time machine but can't figure out where to stick my flux copacitor. Any idea where I need to stick my flux copacitor?

(when you were building your time machine, where did you stick your flux copacitor?)

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Quislet, Esq
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OM,

Do you know anyone looking for a flux copacitor holder?

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Originally posted by cleome:
OM,

Is it really possible to "Find 100 Ways" of showing proper appreciation for one's favorite lust object and/or home mortgage co-signer? If so, can you list them all, for the good of future generations?

I can think of at least 212.

I might have been convinced to list some, but you had to go and mention future generations after I just got back from a dining experience sabotaged by other people's kids. So you're on your own.

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...and speaking of future generations.....

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Miner,

I'm constructing a time machine but can't figure out where to stick my flux copacitor. Any idea where I need to stick my flux copacitor?

(when you were building your time machine, where did you stick your flux copacitor?)

I stopped using flux copacitors in my time machines a while back in order to avoid cheap punchlines like the one that comes to mind right now.

Anyway...

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OM,

Do you know anyone looking for a flux copacitor holder?

This isn't a "Personals" column, you know.

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Miner, any advise about this personal ad I'm placing?

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cleome46
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OM,

Necktie or cravat?

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Necktie or cravat?

Ascots ala Fred from Scooby Doo.

They're coming back; I can sense it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Miner, any advise about this personal ad I'm placing?

quote:
Roommate Wanted!

Lgn Wrldr skng rmmt

No; smkrs, drgdlrs, UN trnsltrs, anml trnrs, rck mscns, symphny prcssnsts, opr sngrs, cnstrctn wrkrs, evl scntsts, escpd cnvcts, prsttts, slts or whrs!

dgwhsprs, glf cmmnttrs & Frnch nvlsts ok

Cll Rm By fr dtls

You forgot to mention flux copacitor holders.

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OM, What do you consider the worst movie ever made?

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OM, What do you consider the worst movie ever made?

The Fat Spy, a 1964 cinematic disaster starring Phyllis Diller.

However, the film that the Cinematic Titanic crew riffed tonight, Genocide a.k.a War of The Insects, has to be seen as a contender for the title.

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OM,
I lost my helium ballon when I was 6.
Any chance I might be able to find it?

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cleome46
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OM,

Is it really better to give than to receive?

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OM, Who won this contest

?

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OM,
I lost my helium ballon when I was 6.
Any chance I might be able to find it?

Go to Paris. Head for the Belleville section of the city. It will find you.

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